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Good Omens x Michael Sheen x Ancient Rome - a crossover made in heaven Italy

I'm crawling out of the rock I've been living under - just because I feel like this post I reblogged needs some context to be fully appreciated (and you all know how much I love deep diving into the most random shit). Quoting @thiswomanshouldbewriting :

No one is doing it like the Italian Good Omens fandom, making Michael Sheen trend on twitter because Alberto Angela used his footage as Nero in his documentary. Literally no one is like us.

The mentioned footage is, as you might have inferred if you're a Michael Sheen/GO fan, from the 2006 BBC docudrama "Ancient Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire", which Sheen starred in as a very unhinged Nero. Imagine you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see (on RAI1, aka the state-owned broadcasting *main* tv channel) THIS:

(and also the show somewhat restores Nero's reputation, *and* discusses at length the Romans' rampant bisexuality *and* mentions Nero's same-sex marriageS (plural) *and* the soundtrack SLAYS) (god I wish it was subtitled in English 'cause y'all would love it)

That's something to be excited about already. But wait... there's more!

If you're not Italian (hi 99,9% of tumblr) you might ask yourself: but what's all the fuss about? and who the fuck is Alberto Angela?

Glad you asked.

Alberto Angela, author and host of the documentary programme that included the aforementioned footage, is - simply put - an icon, a myth, a cornerstone of cultural divulgation in this country.

He's an accomplished paleontologist, archeologist, writer, and a very engaging communicator.

He's a son of art, since his late father Piero was an even greater public figure, an all-time favourite of the italian audience (think: the Mr. Rogers of science divulgation) -- which only adds to Alberto's fame and love by the masses.

He's been a staple on tv for a long time, a beloved chaperone to everything about science, culture and especially history, which he conveys with utmost passion.

He's also a very fine man.

It won't surprise you that, over time, he's become sort of a national sex-symbol: the charming nerd, the next-door Indiana Jones, the cultured, wholesome, handsome heartthrob.

...and a great source of memes:

"I DIVULGE. HARD."

"Deoxyribonucleic acid" *splash*

So... let's rewind for a moment: you're the average italian GO fan, channel-zapping while you do chores, or homework, or you're having dinner, and you suddenly see Michael Sheen as Nero featured on the most popular documentary programme in the country, by the most beloved & iconic tv host of recent times.

In conclusion: this is why the italian GO fandom is going positively feral on twitter. You're welcome. *crawls under her rock again*

[superdecibels]

Steve and Tony snuggling in a warm blanket while it snows outside

For the POTS Christmas FluffSmut Bingo - Fluff 03 Warm Blanket (also on ao3)

[mamawasatesttube]

half tempted to go attempt to write some more t4t timkon fluffporn, this time really silly edition, for the anniversary of amok time. the kon farr of it all... normally i would be like noooo i can't possibly do that in one evening let alone a genre im still getting my feet wet in, but nothing compels me like the concept of commitment to a bit

[numberonetrashwitch]

Shorter Headcannons, partially based on cannon

only Origin Characters, not really spoilery, mainly based on their actual character sheets (bc i wanted to thank Larian, so i bought the special edition)

Color-coded bc i know how this fandom works Lae'zel, Wyll, Karlach, Shadowheart, Gale, Astarion, Halsin

Lae'zel and Wyll commit to some fighting practice when they're left in camp

Gale, as the main cook, prepares native dishes from water deep (lentil and bunny stew, cheesy bread, all while using the totally legit foodomancy)

Astarion getting up in the middle of the night, he says to "keep watch" but everyone secretly knows that he wants to do his hair, brush his teeth etc.

Lae'zel offering to hunt & Astarion offering to drink the blood of the game to "make it less messy to dissect it" and Lae'zel refusing

Shadowheart sneaking away to think/talk to herself, basically keeping an internal diary

Gale innitially refusing to talk to Astarion because he knew something was off, but later finding him trying to make conversation with Astarion again as they both know quite a bit of magic / Gale cannonically being too curious for his own good

Wyll and Astarion peacocking at every possible opportunity, to the point they have a fencing match over something stupid (and everyone looking at them like "well if you wanna 'swordfight' why can't you two just get in a tent and have it over with?)

Karlach waking everybody (except Lae'zel and Astarion) sweetly and making coffee (don't know why, i see her as an early riser?)

Wyll innitially refusing to take Astarion take watch, but one evening they have a heart-to-heart about Wyll needing more Rest than Astarion

Gale trying to meditate, under the guidance of Halsin and utterly failing bc he either sees Mystra and shuts down, or because he get's to excited

Karlach and Astarion playing Dice, with him trying to rig the game, but Karlach being too aware (she has them in their inventory)

Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Gale playing chess (Lae'zel has it in their inventory) and Shadowheart outmanouvering Gale by distracting him

Halsin whittling custom spoons and bowls for everyone, as a sign of admiration / thanks

Shadowheart and Gale discussing their connection to their gods, healing and alchemy

Wyll and Karlach bonding over their fighting-stories and favorite bard-songs

Shadowheart and Astarion acting above them all but being two of the fiercest protectors of the Group (though both wouldn't admit it and play it off agressively)

The group agreeing that Wyll should do the supply-run, as he is the most charismatic (and no one trusts Astarion around money)

Karlach, who always wanted a dog, training Scratch

Halsin sleeping with the Owlbear Cub in his tent

Gale receiving letters from other Wizards, inquiring not just about his whereabouts but random - arcane - questions

IF you romance Astarion as an elf, him speaking to you in elvish thinking that nobody else in camp is able to understand it -with Shadowheart (who also speaks elvish) evesdropping

IF you romance Karlach you'll wake up some day with a teddy bear next to you, you know it's her's so you'll ask her why she gave it to you, with her saying "Sounds like you had a bad dream Solider, so i asked Clive to protect you"

IF you romance Halsin, you'll randomly being invited to a night stroll where he shows you cool mushrooms, glowing bugs and beautiful flowers - he'll also making you flower crowns

IF you romance Wyll, he'll talk to you about his favorite dances, stories and asking you what you think of them (because they are actually fables and he asks you for your opinion)

IF you romance Lae'zel, she'll sharpen your weapon, collect things useful for you and offer to carry part of your load

IF you romance Gale he'll offer to read some of his poetry to you. Some of it is uneccessarily verbose, or needs context / refinement, but there are definately some very good works in-between

IF you romance Shadowheart, she'll pray for you and makes progressively more jokes, and a lot of them are suprisingly good?

[pinkmirth]

I’ve yet to find anyone on this app who wants this man the way I do:

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

LOL i don't have much in common with most my coworkers in my same age range, either. Someone will be like, "this saturday my kid has a football tournament" and all I'm planning for the weekend is going out with friends, getting shitfaced and spending all Sunday home on my hobbies or bingewatching some show like a cave goblin.

But that's ok! Everyone has their walk of life and most importantly, we can all find something to relate to: how much we despise management.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

~ FluffSmut's Masterlist: BBC Sherlock Fics ~

What If I'm Not? (WIP - collab with @helloliriels - rated: T) - Epistolary, Post-Canon Fix-It

'What if I'm down? What if I'm out? What if I'm someone you don't want around? I'm falling again ...'

John's letter to Sherlock after Mary's death. Maybe in confessing why he's not o.k. ... he is really pushing Sherlock out of his life for good. How could such a disclosure not?

Distractions (1k - rated: M) - Uni!Lock, p0rn with (some) feelings

“Beware of distractions.” Ironic, that Sherlock would recall Mycroft’s admonishment right now, as he finds himself completely - and more than willingly - distracted.

Love at First Bite  (2.8k - rated: M) - Vampire!Lock, Crack Fic - written for the "2022: Year of the Crack Fic" collection

"It'll be fun," Mike had said. Recently discharged John Watson has an... interesting night out.

Shared Proximity (2.3k - rated: T) - Virgin!Lock

“As ever, you see but you do not observe. Our respective lives are so enmeshed together, that such labels - like flatmates or colleagues or, yes, even friends - evidently fall short.”

The Perfect Blend (4.9k - rated: T) - 5+1, Memories

It's said that smell and taste are the most powerful senses, when it comes to triggering vivid memories. Five (plus one) spices; five (plus one) memories; five people Sherlock holds close to his heart... plus one - the one: the perfect blend.

The Conundrum Of The Tactless Detective  (1.8k - rated: T) - Humor

He should have known better, by then. It wasn’t like bloody Sherlock Holmes couldn’t read a room, and he definitely understood tact on a rational level. He just didn’t care about the eventual consequences, the git.

Wrong. Number! (2.8k - rated: E) - Alternate First Meeting, Phone Sex

“How? How did you get it?”

“Deduction, Captain Watson. I have a remarkable brain; the only downside being that it requires constant… stimulation.”

Is the stranger… flirting with him? Christ, the man hasn’t even offered him his name, but John is buzzed enough to entertain the thought.

Three Sad Thoughts, Danced (2.8k - rated: T) - Slow Dancing, UST

John is learning waltz, but Sherlock has something different on his mind... Slow dancing is a slippery slope.

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COMFORT pt.2

Henry bower x soft poc reader

Warning: talk of violence and slurs

(Fluff/kissing/emotional/cringe/anger/ violence/fluffsmut/warmsmut)

Disclaimer: pls do not laugh at this peace of hot garbage I know it's bad so pls be nice this is my first story and if the views are bad then it will be my last thy very much.

“The devil will destroy and kill your spirt and your love for god if you let it”.

“Amen” my mother shouted in response to what the reverend said.

I was currently in church sitting around in boredom as my ears rung from all the loud cheers and shout the people in the crowd where letting out.

My sister is so lucky she gets to go to the back with the rest of the kids in Sunday school whitch is basically fun time they never learn anything in there.

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Just as church was over everyone was standing outside it was a hot summer day the only thing cooling everyone off was the amazing breeze passing by.

My parents were still in the church talking to the reverend. Just then I felt something hit me I turned around to see a dirty blonde haired boy walking to the back of the church.

I followed his and before I could turn the corner a hand grabbed mine and threw me against the church wall.

I then felt something wet on my neck when I opened my eyes it was Henry kissing my neck. He pulled back and looked me in my eyes. “It took forever for you to get out that church” Henry said the sound of hunger in his voice

He kissed my lips taking a moment to look at them then kissing them again. Just as I started to comprehend everything I looked at Henry to see he had another black eye it’s like his third one in 2 months.

I grabbed his head and examined his face. His facial expression got sad like a puppy’s “why do you keep letting your dad do this to”

He then backed away alittle “what am I supposed to do Y/N he’s my dad “ he said he sounded so defeated.

“Exactly he’s your dad he shouldn’t be putting his hands on you” is said grabbing his face with both my hands “ I don’t want to talk about that right now Y/N” he said pecking my lips.

He had a grasp on my Sunday dress so I already knew what that ment. Henry started getting on his knees as he slowly pulled my thin floral dress up I held some of it up for him as he started to pull my pink lace panties down my legs.

He fully took them off and put them in his pocket after he grabbed my legs and pulled them a bit apart. Giving my already wet cunt a lick I kinda flinched once I felt his warm Tongue between the lips of my Vigina and in to my hole.

I felt so dirty knowing that I kinda liked it but also being able to still hear the church people in the front chit chatting. “You taste so good” Henry mumbled his words seeing as he was face deep in my cunt his mouth soked in wetness.

“Y/N come on where leaving” I heard my mother yell my eyes shot open as I looked down at Henry to see he was already looking at me. He stood up and pulled my dress down he grabbed my face and kissed my lips again “I’ll see you later” he said.

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“LEAVE IT ALONE Y/N”

Henry slapped me then yelled at me as he had me pined to the bed my eyes started to tear up a bit.

Henry was telling me all the horrible things his dad does to him and he was crying so I told him I could go to the reverend at my church and get some help for him and now here we are.

“Say you won’t tell the reverend” he said I started sobbing as hot tears fell from my eyes like water he slapped me again and started choking me.

“Say you won’t tell that goddamn reverend Y/N”

“……”

“I swear to fucking god Y/N SAY IT”

“I won’t go to the reverend…I’m sorry” i said as I cried even more and could feel my face getting hotter Henry stoped choking me and came down to my face giving me soft kisses all over it and shushing me.

Henry got up and walked out the room leaving me there I curled up into a ball crying really hard feeling my face get hotter.

I guess I fell asleep because when I woke up it was night and I was still in Henry’s room the only thing illuminating it was the moon light my skin felt terrible as the tears I cried dried up on my face and left a trail on my skin.

I got up and walked down the hall to the living room to see Henry in the living room watching tv. “Henry I’m going home now” I said my voice very low as I put my baby blue sweater back on. I started to look around “is your dad home”

I asked he looked up at me and shook his head “no he’s working a night shift” Henry said Looking back at the tv. I sat next to him on the couch I put my head on his shoulder watching the tv with him

“I’m sorry Y/N” Henry said low while still looking at the tv. I sat up and looked at him garbing his face and kissing him softly on his lips. When I looked back at his face he had tears running down his face he then put his arms around me hugging me tightly.

As he hugged me he gave me kisses on my neck “I’m so fucking sorry Y/N please forgive me” he said while still crying and kinda whimpering.

(We love a pathetic man 😫)

It started to get kinda hot as Henry started kissing lower and lower down my body taking my sweater off again and pulling the straps on my dress down my arms until my dress fell Down to my waist and my chest was exposed.

Henry then took his shirt off and moved the blanket that was behind me on the couch and laid me on my back getting on top of me and taking my dress fully off.

I cover my boobs as he took my now white panties off and throwing them above my head somewhere. once he saw me covering myself he moved my hands and started to kiss my chest.

Henry got up and took his pants off then his boxers I stayed silent looking at his already hard dick then up at him it looked to be about 7inches but it was also thick. The tip was red and his balls hung low.

He then got back on top of me kissing me again I put my hands on his chest stoping him and saying “do you have a condom Henry” he looked at me for a second then he looked around “a condom ?” he asked “ my parents don’t let me take birth control so we’ll have to use a condom Henry. Do you have any around”

It was kinda funny watching him stand in the middle of the living room with his dick just hanging out as he scratched the back of his head trying to thinking.

He walked out the living room and when he came back he had a condom in his hands. It was hot watching him open it and slide it on his cock. Henry got back on top of me and slowly started to put it in.

It felt like he was ripping me open so I grabbed his back and held onto him. I closed my eyes and gritted my teeth “goddamn” I heard Henry say as he had a good amount inside of me but that wasn’t all of him. He started to move till I grabbed his shoulders “wait Henry let me adjust” We stayed like that for a good minute so I could adjust to Henrys dick before he started moving again.

I tapped Henry on the shoulder letting him know he could move. He pulled out slowly then pushed back in slower. It felt like fire was inside of me but slowly it’s started to feel good.

Henry laid on top of me putting his head in my neck I could feel his breath on my neck and I could feel every single noise he made in my ear

“A little faster Henry” I whisper, once he heard that he picked up the pace and started to move in and out of me faster I could hear him cussing under his breath as he put one hand above my head and the other on top of my right breast As he went faster.

“fuck Henry” I said as he pushed himself up and started to give me desperate slow hard strokes.

It felt so good I had a lump in my throat and was teary eyed “fuck you feel amazing Y/N” he said with his eyes closed he moved his hand from above my head and moved it as he pulled my left leg up and help it down going deeper in me.

I sat up on my elbows and threw my head back “right there Henry god” Henry laid on me and put his arms around me in a hug as he stirred his hips giving me deep pathetic humping strokes . “Am I doing good” he asked

I nodded my head not being able to saying anything just taking in the euphoric feeling. “Does it feel good” he breathed out i nodded my head again saying “mhm”

Henry then pulled out and turned me on my side to face the tv he got behind me and put my leg up then sliding back in me.

It still hurt but when it was fully in it felt amazing again. “Shit Y/N your so tight” he said put his arm under me and grabbing one of my boobs squeeze in it like a stress ball “please fuck me henry”

I moaned just from that then again once Henry started to thrust. My leg burned as Henry held it up. I could feel Henry’s balls slapping against my pussy and The sound of him violating my wet cut going in and out so rough and the wetness dripping down on the couch and his ball just the sound of all that filled the room.

If anyone came in on us it would be very obvious what we were doing. Henry let go of my leg and hugged my waist his hand still playing and pulling on my breast as he started to go at a fast pace I started to get a weird feeling in my stomach and as he went faster .

Henry grabbed my neck as he moaned in my ear “fuck I’m sorry for hurting you Y/N I’m so fucking sorry” Henry pleads out. With just his words that feeling in my stomach let go and my body felt electric it felt like my pussy had butterflies in it. Henry’s thrust got sloppier and fast yet slow at the same time After that I was spent but with Henry going absolutely feral trying to chase his own high my already sore cunt was being absolutely tortured at that point but it still felt so good.

“I’m so sorry please for gi….ve me……ple…ase”

He said low as his thrust came to a stop yet his hips still twitched forward. He let out a satisfied huff and put one arm under my head and the other over my stomach only to go up and start playing with my breast. Henry laid his head between my neck as we laid on the couch in silence while the “price is right” played in the background and the tv illuminated the living room.

I looked behind me to see Henry fast asleep I got up and put my clothes back on I woke Henry who was half asleep and walked him to his room taking his clothes with him.

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I already had an alibi so once I got home my parents did suspect anything I went to my room and gathered my things to take a shower.

Once I got out I looked at myself in the mirror to see I had hickeys all over me on my neck my chest my Breast where red they had scratches all over them from Henry grabbing them like baseballs.

Everything about me felt different I didn’t feel the same and I knew it was because of what I did with Henry.

But I also thought of Henry. I remember the way he looked above me, the way he moved my legs so he could go deeper inside of me, how rough he was and how much he moan and how he sounded when he moaned.

All of that running through my mind kinda made me HORNY?

I don’t really know what that word mean too much but my friend said it mean “In the mood for something”

And right now I definitely was.

[banjopolishh]

writing the last bit of my fluffsmut athoth a go!!go!!

editing it so much.. soon my children.. you’ll be fed…

[glanceart]

Seraphic_gate Yuumori Fic Masterlist

There has been an interest in my yuumori fics lately, so I tried to write up a little reference for all of them.

Some of them are pretty old at this point and how well I write seems to fluctuate a lot, so please forgive some rough spots. I don’t really do historical accuracy very well either, it’s just for funsies anyway. I think my strong point is in the character writing.

Ships: they’re all sherliam 😂

Please check the tags on the Ao3 pages too. It’s pretty vanilla, but some stuff might be more than you like.

Law of Gravity

Rating: General/Teen

A canon-divergence starting right at the fall of manga chapter 55. Anime Only’s can also go in with not too much difference.

Synopsis: Sherlock and William are on the run from the law together, stumbling into mysteries and life experiences they’ve never had. Along the way, they develop as people and come to terms with the complex feelings they have for each other.

(What I found funny about this in retrospect is that the source material ended up doing a very similar thing, although mostly off screen.)

Status: It is pretty much concluded, I’m just trying to come up with a final chapter as a proper send off for the series.

Warm Nights in Winter

Rating: Adult/Explicit

A companion piece to Law of Gravity that goes into the sexual content I didn’t feel was appropriate for the main fic. More space to explore the sexual development of this specific iteration of the characters I ended up with.

Status: complete unless I get more ideas

Big Easy

Rating: Adult/Explicit

One-shot of Sherlock/William staying in New Orleans and how they’re dealing with the heat. It’s a fluffsmut vibe.

That Man

Rating: General

One-shot. This one has Louis in it, wow 😂 It’s basically me playing with the idea that maybe Louis sees what is going on before everybody else and how he processes that.

Absolute Pin

Rating: Adult/Explicit

Started out as just me needing some top!liam content, but ended up more of an exploration into what might happen if sherliam entered a situationship long before the reveal, what kind of games they’d play, what it would do to them emotionally, etc.

Status: ongoing, maybe 1-2 more chapters.

No Names

Rating: adult/explicit

“What if they fucked on the Noahtic” the fic.

One-shot

Perfect Blood

Rating: Adult for violence/gore (possible smut one day idk)

A vampire AU where the Moriartys are a vampire family. Sherlock has been solving mysteries with morbid commonalities, and this trail leads him to an underworld full of creatures that defy logic and science.

Status: incomplete. I would love to continue this series, but my fic brain has been in off mode for over a year now. Idk who wrote this, it’s like they possessed my body. If they ever come back, I’ll let you know.

[newbienewness]

Happy Weasley Wednesday!

My loveky @blueraineshadows has wrote a breathtaking, sweet fluffsmut about our favourite ginger head and I got inspired. 🧑🏼‍🌾 🐕

Go check the story here (immediately)

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Italian Folklore: no matter where you go, any region/area/small town (it gets exponentially specific) has its local *checks notes*:

cryptid

witches & their own peculiar spells/curses

fairies/gnomes/little people

demonic creature you must not awake

ancient god from pre-christian times that has just forgotten to pack it up and leave

saint patron protecting that town and overseeing a particular sphere of influence, D&D style

ghost (preferably a damsel or a child from the middle ages) haunting a castle/manor

myth about the town's origin/history which is half true and half made up just for dramatization purposes

yes for each one of those we have: a mandatory holiday, a traditional food, a folk song, and very intricate rituals. and yes *my* town's folklore is better than *your* town's folklore, die mad about it

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

[onwriting-hrarby]

The ploy—Eremika fic

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Relationships: Eren Jaeger / Mikasa Ackerman Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, FluffSmut, Eren has a plan Summary: "'No, it’s not this arrangement that sounds stupid', Historia crossed her arms. Sasha took a carrot stick, and while playing with it in between her teeth, she started opening hummus and Baba ghanoush containers. 'The question is why you’ve said yes.'"

Or: In their high school reunion, Eren asks Mikasa to be his fake girlfriend so that he can make his sworn enemy and Mikasa's ex, Jean Kirstein, jealous. Only, his ploy implies more than just a few little lies.

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FINALLY I MANAGED TO UPLOAD IT! my blood sweat and tears for more than three months.

this is my copium after attack on titan <3<3 the fluffiest fluff i've written!

[nelapanela94]

Levi is synonym of fluffsmut.

[mikatheseer]

We interrupt this multi-chapter sterek fluffsmut fanfic to bring you a Void Derek vs Void Stiles one shot AHAHA WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

She's a goddess, she's a demon, she's Fate, she's Death incarnate, she's poetic justice, she's the inescapable consequences of your wicked choices, she's the Raven, she's Verna... well, if she's in the likeness of Carla Gugino, she can haunt me anytime her heart wishes