#flowerparrish writes

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 12 minutes, 9 seconds

Original Work: Green String of Fate by @flowerparrish

DPxDC: Danny Fenton/Jason Todd | Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Summary: 

When Jason dies and then comes back wrong, his soul thread is always there, always visible, always distinct. It is also changed, as if it came back wrong alongside Jason himself: it glows a sickly but vivid Lazarus green.

Notes: Pod-O-Ween 2024 | Prompt: Uncanny + a treat for Flowerparrish!

[pod-together]

Pod-Together Day 9 Reveals 2024

(They) called (you) crazy, god I hate the way I called (you) crazy too (LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), The LEGO Ninjago Movie (2017)) written by Vyee_Writes, performed by legonerd Summary: "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?" "What do you get?" Jay smirks as he responds, "Frostbite."

If You Only Knew (Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)) written by Marv-with-a-v, performed by Juulna Summary: Tony has had a crush on Steve for a while now. Actually admitting that to Steve (accidentally or not) might just be the best thing he ever does.

Flowers got your tongue (幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga)) written by alchemicink, performed by bluedreaming Summary: Challenge: confess your love or choke to death on flower petals Hiei: guess I'll die OR: Hiei falls in love with Kurama, but doesn't plan on telling him. Then he starts coughing up flowers and things only get more complicated from there

Merciless music (Malevolent (Podcast)) written by Big_bunbun, performed by Koschei_B Summary: The Butcher believes Arthur is the only one that can write him a symphony.

Mostly Void, Partly Stars (All For The Game - Nora Sakavic) written by Flowerparrish, performed by Aliteralgarbageheap Summary: Jean embarks on some therapy homework in an attempt to learn more about himself. Some things that he learns aren't very surprise. But some are.

A little help [text, audio] (Shadowhunters (TV)) written by HadrianPeverellBlack, performed by ToughPaperRound Summary: The missing moments between Alec's and Magnus' wedding and the ending of the series.

Yaatree: Mirage (Original Work, Yaatree Universe) written by KitKaos and BardicRaven, performed by BardicRavenReads and OneGoldenRaptor, audio production by OneGoldenRaptor Summary: +++ Emergency protocol activated +++ Attention please! Attention please! This is your captain with an important announcement. I repeat, this is your captain with an important announcement. We have sustained damage from a nearby stellar flare. There is no immediate danger to our passengers or the ship - and there is no reason to be alarmed. Yet, we will have to make an unplanned return to Mirage station for repairs. As soon as I have further information I will make another announcement. I ask you kindly to remain calm. There is no danger at present.

A Proper Stance [text, audio] (One Piece (Anime & Manga)) written by Aibhilin, performed by LittleSnowyRascal9842 Summary: It’s pitiful, is what it is. Not even Shanks would be this amateurish in his stances, not even when they were kids- Buggy goes to help the boy up and correct him without a conscious thought behind the movement.

Human Shield [text, audio] (Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)) written by Nicky_Gabriel, performed by sunkitten_shash Summary: Upon waking up this particular morning, Zuko is filled with dread about what this day will probably bring him, but he can’t postpone the confrontation any longer, the sooner they deal with it the better.

I Wanted to Do the Timewarp But Oh God Not Like This (Teen Wolf (TV)) written by ReformedTsundere, performed by CrimsonMoonn Summary: Witches are now officially Stiles’ least favorite. They suck. He hates them and their stupid human sacrificial rituals, and their stupid evil knives. Call him biased because one of said stupid knives is buried to the hilt in his chest, but Stiles doesn’t care. He’s bleeding out, lying in a bed of leaves and rocks, staring up at a canopy of trees and stars. Witches are the worst.

[dc-marvel-crossovers]

Crossover pairing triad spotlight: WinterHawkHood (Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd)

Part of the appeal of these three might be the way they balance each other out; there are a lot of parallels, but they have wildly different temperaments. Another part is the way they've all dabbled in dubious morality at one point or another; none fit the traditional hero mold, and they're all more interesting for it. Whatever the reason, they’re a whole lot of fun to write. And thanks to @winterhawkhood-tober, there are a decent number of fics to choose from here!

Finders Keepers by @drgrlfriend - PG, 1500 words. Funny "meet-ugly" fic in which their pets get together before they do.

Marshmallow Crime Lords series by @noxnthea and @there-must-be-a-lock - PG-13, 46k and counting. Fluffy feel-good series with established WinterHawkHood and lots of general Batfam shenanigans.

Penguin by @claraxbarton - teen, 4700 words. Hockey AU! Clara posted a WHH fic every day during October and is singlehandedly responsible for well over a third of the fics in this tag, and it was hard to narrow down which ones to include, but this is a standout.

Third Wheel by @kangofu-cb - explicit, 10,770 words. Absolutely stellar threesome, featuring established Winterhawk with Jason as the guest star. Starts hilarious, gets scorching-hot, ends with a hint of feelings.

Staring At The Sun (Can't Look Away) series by @flowerparrish - 9k total, individual fics range from T to explicit. Adorable coffeeshop AU featuring trans!Clint and lots of fluff.

Snow On The Beach series by @bittercape - fics range from T to explicit, 13k total. Poly negotiations. Some fics are cute and fluffy, some are super sexy, all have great characterization and relationship dynamics.

Tear Through The Night And Raise Some Hell by @carcrash429 - explicit, 6500 words. Vampires! Spooky, angsty, and intriguing.

Raven & Raven(ous) by @claraxbarton and @kangofu-cb - teen/explicit and 4600/7400 respectively. Magic AU! The first fic is Clara's fun setup for a whole beautifully-sketched-out universe; the second is CB's deliciously smutty follow-up, set about a year later.

Feels Like The First Time by @mightymightygnomepriest - explicit, 2k. An incredibly sweet, poignant, and sexy fic about Clint and Bucky giving Jason a second chance at a first time.

[kittonafoxgirl]

[gently pushes door open] hiiiii <3 🎱🍬 🦴!

Hello and thank you for the ask!

Soooo my AO3 total stats are lies. *Especially* the word count. There's I think five big bang fics I'm co-creator on because we posted the art and fic together. And then there's been a lot of multivoice podfics where I had like. Two lines. So I'll post my totals, but then I'll try and give you more accurate numbers.

User Subscriptions:47 Kudos:5,644 Comment Threads:1,144 Bookmarks:1,574 Subscriptions:442 Word Count:175,657 Hits:101,625 So my actual word count is 10,911. Which is honestly a lot higher than I thought it was going to be.

The thing with the most hits that I have (3994) is the Podfic of 'Of Queens Knights and Pawns'. It's a 600k fic that 27 of us have been taking turns doing sections of. When it's done, I think my contribution will be around 90k (so 9ish hours) The thing with most kudos that I feel like I did enough work on to count is my fic 'When You're Gone' with 173 (there's three podfics that have more than that, but I had very small parts in them)

The most comment threads (56) is my podfic of 'When Darkness Seems to Hide This Place' It's my longest finished podfic at just a bit over 11 hours.

The one with the most bookmarks that I had a decently large part in is the podfic of 'Face the Music'. It's a multivoice and I did Anakin. My friend @flowerparrish did a phenomenal job editing it (if you aren't familiar the premise is Anakin starts hearing a soundtrack for his life. So there's a bunch of different music in it).

Subscriptions is also 'Of Queens Knights and Pawns' with 39

Total number of works: Drawing: 3 Writing: 9 Multivoice Podfics: 87 Solo Podfics: 119

An unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character. Hmmm the first thing that comes to mind is that I think Mace Windu is a good person and is at least begrudgingly fond of Anakin.

Is there a piece of media that inspires my writing? Hmm I think books like 'In the Forests of the Night' by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes. Things that are fairly short and light on details but still tell a fantastic story.

[niobiumao3]

Clone Bang Sneak Peak

Hello all, this is Team 4 (@niobiumao3 and @flowerparrish) from Clone Bang 2023 with a sneak peak at our work which will be posted at the end of January 2024.

Begin Again

Rating: Teen/Gen (background relationships) No Archive Warnings Apply · Canon-Typical Violence Characters: CT-9904 | Crosshair, Mayday (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Hunter (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Tech (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Wrecker (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Phee Genoa Relationships: CT-9904 | Crosshair & Mayday (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CT-9904 | Crosshair & Tech (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), CT-9904 | Crosshair & Hunter (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), background Phee Genoa/Clone Trooper Tech Word Count: 22.1k

Summary Mayday survives at the end of The Outpost. This has a lot of implications for Crosshair, chief among them: what exactly do they do now?

Flee from the Empire, obviously. And if Crosshair continues to not examine his internal turmoil over letting Mayday think Clone Force 99 are all dead when Crosshair knows all too well that they’re alive, that’s Crosshair’s business and no one else’s.

Until their paths cross and it’s everyone’s business, that is.

~*~

This fic’s core idea came from this post by @cloned-eyes, which posits what would have happened if Mayday had survived and he and Crosshair bailed together but don’t rejoin the Batch immediately. I took that and rolled with it.

Podfic by @flowerparrish|ao3 Writing by @niobiumao3|ao3

~*~

[Podfic sneak peak]

On a sigh, Mayday admitted, “Wrong. We’re deserters anyways, I guess I can just say that. And even if the order was to execute them…why…” He hesitated, struggling. “They lead us for years. Didn’t that mean anything?”

Those clones served alongside General Billaba for years. How could they turn on her like that?

Echo’s voice rang out in Crosshair’s mind. It had been like a warning bell to him back then; it was a relief to hear it now and know what it (hopefully) meant.

“No. Because of the chip.”

Mayday glanced up, eyes narrow. “What?”

“The inhibitor chip.” Crosshair tapped the spot on his head where the ion scarring remained. “Biotech implanted in us by the Kaminoans.”

Mayday went rigid. “Biotech.”

“It’s how they could ensure we’d follow any orders given.” Even horrific ones.

Mayday’s fingers tightened on his canteen, eyes scanning the floor in disbelief. “That—that can’t—” The denials were half-hearted at best, not even fully formed. Crosshair continued, undeterred.

“You said it yourself. Order 66 didn’t make sense. Why didn’t we arrest them? Why weren’t they put through due process?” Traitors don’t deserve due process, the chip would have assured him.

Mayday looked up at him, new understanding lighting his expression with horror. “You mean—you—”

Nausea threatened. Crosshair fought it down. “I tried to.”

“Tried.”

“He escaped.”

[cacodaemonia]

🍥 What's your favorite fic you've written? 🍱 Do you read your own fics?

Hi! :D @theproblemwithstardustalso asked about the first one, so:

🍥 What's your favorite fic you've written?

Ohhh that's a tough one. Considering quality over sentimentality, I think I can only reasonably narrow it down to three favorites. So, longest to shortest:

My Heart's Red Muscle - 78K, cyborg!Waxer AU. Includes a fix-it, and focuses a lot on trying to fit in when you're different as well as the question, 'how much of who you are is simply the result of your collected memories?'

We Could Breathe Underwater - 5K, written for @waxerboilmonth 2023. It's about Waxer and Boil being Force-sensitive, meeting each other, and how their Force bond effects them.

Love is - 2K, part of my huge Open Skies AU. It started with a prompt from @writers-choice, and I used some lyrics from "If Work Permits," by the Format, to write a short scene for each of these lines:

Love is speaking in code It's an inside joke Love is coming home

(Also, @flowerparrish made a podfics of all three of these! 😭🧡 So if you want to listen to them, here are My Heart's Red Muscle, We Could Breathe Underwater, and Love is fgkjsflgkj now I want to listen to all of them again 🥹)

🍱 Do you read your own fics?

Oh yes, all the time XD I am my primary audience, after all, so if I want to feel certain feels, I just pull up whichever fic will provide them, haha!

Thanks for the ask! Sorry that got so long with three fics 😅 But at least that allowed me to link to some of Flowerparrish's pods! <3

Oh and if anyone wants to do this ask thingie, here it is.

[medic-6116]

Fic Writer 20 Questions

Thank you for the tag @prowlingthunder

Rules: In a new post, paste these following questions with your own answers, and then tag somebody, just for fun!

1.) How many works do you have on ao3?

Currently I have 66 words.

2.) What’s your ao3 word count?

135,894.

3.) What fandoms do you write for?

The only fandom I am actively writing for is Star Wars.

4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?

In Death, Harry Potter This Is A Dance For All The Lovers, Julie and the Phantoms hyacinths and sunflowers, Star Wars: The Clone Wars in which the boys help bobby with his insomnia, Julie and the Phantoms Vurel Ori'shya [Ever More], Star Wars: The Clone Wars/The Mandalorian.

5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try! I love responding to comments and having conversations with people who like my fics. I just feel like sometimes I get repetitive and other times it really just slips my mind.

6.) What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

praying in the face of death, Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Kix and Jesse, during their final moments on the Tribunal, during Order 66.

7.) What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I have a lot of fluffy fics, but I think the happiest ending is in the way we would never be, Star Wars: The Clone Wars

8.) Do you get hate on fics?

Not that I've noticed.

9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

The kind that either involves characters crying, or emotional growth disguised as smut

10.) Do you write cross overs? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Nothing that's been finished.

11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I've noticed.

12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?

I haven't.

13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Official, like posted with a co-author, no. I have workshopped a lot of fics with fics and plots.

14.) What’s your all time favourite ship?

this is cruel. @prowlingthunder/Sleep.

15.) What’s a WIP you’d like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Vurel Ori'shya [Ever More], Star Wars: The Clone Wars/The Mandalorian Probably a Lot More I'm not thinking about

16.) What are your writing strengths?

I thrive on crack plots and ships

17.) What are your writing weaknesses?

Keeping up with my own plots.

18.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I Love.

19.) First fandom you wrote for?

Oh. Probably either, Naruto or Twilight. Oh I feel odd saying that. The oldest fandom I've posted in Homestuck.

20.) Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

a commander's protection / a pack leader's mercy, because I have Feelings about the Wolfpack

gonna tag: @flowerparrish, @kartaylirnaak, @whiskygoldwings, @loverboy-havocboy and anyone else who would liked to do this!

[crystalshard]

Writing Patterns (Tag Game)

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

Stealing this from @flowerparrish, because I want to.

Also, I'm tweaking this slightly, because some of my more recent stories are decade-old reposts from Livejournal, so I'm skipping those.

Four months after JFK's assassination, the man who was not Erik walked through the front door. (8 to Infinity)

"Mreeep?" (Search the Sky)

The low murmur of the TV washed over Charles's ears without going in. (Drive You - NSFW)

Small feet drummed down the hallway, knocking echoes from the polished wood and trailing laughter like streamers in the sunlight. (In These Bones)

The photo splashed large against the front page of the cheap tabloid, smugly screaming scandal all the way to the newsagents. (Scandal Rag)

The seething Darkness of the Jedi-turned-Sith on board Grievous's flagship occupied the majority of Anakin's attention. (Sith Lords Are Our Speciality)

"So." Boba Fett reclined back on his throne, his Mandalorian helmet preventing Axe from seeing his expression. (Face in the Mirror)

Emma wrapped her hand around a weed, and yanked. (Yesterday's Legacy)

Anakin's fingers brushed over his lightsaber, only half-listening to Obi-Wan's reprise of this morning's briefing. (When Banthas Fly)

The Jedi like to say that the Force works in mysterious ways, and they are mostly correct about this. (The Droid Wars)

Looking at this, I really like to scene-set with my first line. You can usually tell something about the tone of the story from the get-go - frequently a place and an action, sometimes a person, and often a hint to the emotional beat I'm starting with. The exceptions are when I start with speech, which isn't often, but also drops you right into the story.

Tagging anyone who wants to play!

[mistbornhero]

@blightwritesfic tagged me in a game, so! Here's the rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

I don't have a WIP folder, everything just goes together. I'm limiting this to maybe the first 10 I see before I get bored

Alchemy, yet The Force - FMA X Star Wars

Truth: this is my blorbo Ed and his brother Al - Al deserves the world, I like putting Ed in Situations -- Outtakes of 1

SW - VideoGame Fic -- literally has 40 words, don't ask

Mistborns in the Negotiator - Mistborn X Star Wars

In Which Kaminoans Play with Clones like tumblr users play with JPGs

Steal Batfam: Reconnecting 2 | DCU/Leverage

SW X OP

Open Windows: Writing - DC/Marvel

L&Co Leverage

Obi-Wan timetravel with clones I have??? no memory of writing this??? it is literally 4k words tho

Tags: @flowerparrish, @go-to-helvetica, @crashed-wing, @kd-heart, @lizarin, @impalachick, @dammmithardison, @spiritofcamelot, @hearteyesmcgarrett, @addie-lover-of-stories and you! if you see this and are not tagged here

[safelycapricious]

writing patterns

tagged by @alchemistc (well, if I am "and anyone else who wants to play!", and I am, so here we are.)

Rules: Share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

Kyle is staring at a canvas, trying to decide how to paint a wedding portrait when his phone rings. (I'm a rebel just for kicks, now) Jason wakes up multiple times throughout the night, checks the time, and forces himself to go back to sleep. (hard to get by just upon a smile) The gatorade, room temperature and yellow, tastes far better than it has any right to. (and i think to myself (what a wonderful world)) The ton has taken both to the dying and pinning of wings with glee — both fashions from the continent that Darcy would’ve much preferred stayed there. (wings over words) The Daedalus is about two days from arrival at Atlantis when Bosko pulls Tommy aside and says, “You gotta stop flirting with Diaz.” (Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop) Natasha slips away from the Red Room on a cool day in summer, with no intention of returning again.  ((no one calls you honey) when you're sitting on a throne) Buck can remember being excited about Guides and Sentinels when he was a kid. (close your eyes (have no fear)) Eddie is leaving detention — last to do so since Mr. Kett was monitor and Eddie knows from past experience that if he leaves when the clock hits time — like all the other kids do — he’ll be written up and given another detention for “leaving early”.  (slashed tires and truths) Arya sniffs cautiously at a jar of…something, and making a face, puts the lid back on it. (there's a leak in this old building) The force, Sakura finds, is by turns very similar to and very different from chakra.  (a few drops go a long way)

Thoughts: I really like identifying the POV character in the first sentence, did in 9 out of 10. Honestly, fewer run on sentences then I would've expected. I like these, but eight of them were fic a day fics so I'm not sure how accurate it is to my normal writing habits. Or, actually, maybe it's the most accurate to my normal writing habits since they had little mental planning. I don't know.

Tagging: @bittercape @carcrash429 @mightymightygnomepriest @mouseymightymarvellous @shineyma @mhalachai @flowerparrish @marirah @ilosttrackofthings @snickiebear and @ you, yes you (if you want to!) tab me, I wanna see it

[winterhawkhood]

Winterhawkhood-tober-eve

Tomorrow is the big day to start the big month!

To set the mood and hopefully help inspire, we wanted to share links to the 28 current AO3 tagged Jason/Clint/Bucky works!

Check them out, kudos/comment/bookmark, boost, and get ready for - hopefully - dozens more!

(make my love) like a circle by @flowerparrish, rated T:

"You're not a barista because you're gay," Bucky says, speaking just a moment before his hand drops down onto Clint's shoulder and squeezes once. He nudges Clint away from where he's apparently been mumbling aloud to the espresso machine, beginning to deftly prepare a cappuccino with one hand quicker than Clint could have with two.

He's beauty, he's grace, and Clint wants to kiss his face.

The podfic! also by the amazing @flowerparrish

another the podfic! by @yuurei

Get Into Your Slide by @bittercape, rated E:

“Jay,” Bucky says. He can hear the steely undertone in his own voice. So can Clint, judging by the way his shoulders tense. Jason looks up, eyes dark and mouth slack and wet. “Make him beg.”

Jason grins, wide and feral.

“My pleasure,” he says.

oddly good to hurt by @flowerparrish, rated T:

He’d kind of assumed they’d ignore his non-responsiveness until he was better, but apparently not. It took Jason a long, head-achy moment to focus on the words in Clint’s last text, but he seemed downright worried.

Now Jason felt shitty, but at least he felt a different kind of shitty? Yay for variety.

[podfic of] oddly good to hurt podfic by @kbirbpods

getting you off is my new favourite hobby by @veryrach, rated E:

A series of drabbles for Kinktober.

the mortifying ordeal of being known by @flowerparrish,rated T:

Bucky makes another confused noise. 

There's no point in keeping silent now, so Clint explains, “Nat made me shorts that say ‘call me buir’ika’ on them for Christmas last year and I wore them in front of Jason once."

“I’m just doing what they say,” Jason points out. Like an asshole.

“Why?” Clint groans.

“Because you’re cute when you blush,” Bucky tells him immediately. “And Jason likes to make you squirm.”

The podfic! by @kittonafoxgirl @vexbatch @kbirbpods @flowerparrish

another the podfic! by @yuurei

I Know You by @claraxbarton, rated E:

“I really thought the Hulk dildo would be more impressive.”

Some days, Bucky really, really wondered what the fuck he was doing with his life.

the beauty of discovery by @flowerparrish, rated E:

Clint hasn't had sex in a while, because it's weird and uncomfortable and he's got a complicated enough relationship with his body that he doesn't need to go pressing buttons marked Do Not Touch for no good reason. Plus, when living with Nat, she'd just go to the gym if he needed alone time, and now he lives alone.

Except.

He also, now, has the complication of two really attractive boyfriends and a habit of panicking whenever things get a little too steamy.

of people wrapped up tight in things that will kill them by @bittercape, rated M:

Tragically, this is not the first time Clint wakes up on a concrete floor to the exciting view of metal bars. At this point in his life he’s not even sure why he expects anything else. On the bright side, he’s not trussed up like a turkey or even cuffed, and he’s still wearing clothes. His own clothes, even. That’s two whole bright sides, which frankly is unprecedented.

It'll Only Last by @claraxbarton, rated E:

Fun fact: Gotham had the highest concentration of whatthefuckery in the entire world. Or it would, if anyone bothered to record those kind of metrics.

Someone should.

Then again, Gotham so obviously won the title that maybe it wasn’t necessary. Still, there were some other places Clint had been that should definitely come with a warning label. Someone should definitely write a guidebook.

It was in the middle of a firefight between assholes who worked for the Black Mask, assholes who worked for The Penguin, and an asshole going by Red Hood that Clint allowed himself the very brief daydream of him and Bucky fucking off and traveling the world and writing a guide book about whatthefuckery.

And then someone shot him.

The One Where Clint Goes to Preschool by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock, rated G:

"I keep petitioning for hazard pay, but — please don’t grab, Cassie! Let’s use our polite asking words.”

“You don’t get hazard pay?” Clint asks.

She gives him a look that clearly says, Don’t ask stupid questions, but what comes out of her mouth is, “Nobody teaches pre-k to get rich, and nobody lives in Gotham for the peace and quiet. Simon, buddy! Walking inside, not galloping, okay? Anyway, it’s a nationwide problem, really, but full-time daycare options in this city are — no thank you, Quincy! Excuse me for a second.”

She bolts over to the other side of the room, where two kids are locked in a screaming tussle over a toy.

In a shocking twist of events, Simon trips and eats it in spectacular fashion a couple feet away from Clint. He props himself up on chubby arms, looking down at the traitorous ground and then up at Clint like he’s expecting commiseration.

“Let me guess, didn’t see that one coming?” Clint says.

Maroon Kind of Mood by @claraxbarton, rated E:

Clint Barton, bloody-nosed, black-eyed, hair mussed and shirt - just gone - grinned at him from his slump against the doorframe.

“Hey,” Clint drawled, stretching out the last syllable in a way that quite literally spelled trouble.

Jason rolled his eyes.

“No.”

The One Where They Connect A Couple of Dots by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock, rated T:

“Did you swallow a Gender Studies 101 textbook?” Steph asks.

“No, but my boyfriend has been super into dismembering the patriarchy lately.”

“You mean dismantling?”

“Yeah, that. Totally.”

Odd Man Out by @claraxbarton, rated E:

“Batman’s dead,” Bucky said before the engine had even fully cut out.

Clint blinked, wondered if that last explosion had been close enough that maybe he was suffering a concussion and hallucinations. Again. 

“Huh?” he said, just to be safe.

Bucky scowled, not his listen up scowl but his shit, are you concussed? scowl. So that was probably a point in the favor of Bucky being real.

“Batman’s dead,” Bucky repeated.

Okay. So. Real. And that was… some real shit.

“Fuck.”

The One With All The Dick Jokes by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock, rated T:

Jason groans and drops his forehead to the table, thunking it on the wood a couple times for good measure.

“What’s wrong?” Clint asks.

“He’s just so… Dick,” Jason mumbles.

Parade by @claraxbarton rated M:

When Natasha had asked Clint to house-sit for her while she was out of the country for six weeks, she had given him a very specific and very concise list of rules to follow:

Feed Liho at 6am and 6pm.  Feed the fish at 6am and 6pm. Feed yourself at least two meals a day. Coffee is not a meal. Change the litter machine every four days. Pick up the mail every day. Delivers at 3:37 except Saturday at 11:18. Do NOT talk to 2B/ Alice Lucello. Do NOT carry her groceries. Do NOT go into her apartment. Do NOT call the super to fix anything. Fix it yourself or call me. Do NOT let him into the apartment. Do NOT use the stove. Do NOT fuck 4C.

The One With The Kittens by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock, rated T:

“Be nice, it’s not every day someone gets tranqed for the first time,” says another voice, low and steady, the speaker still out of sight.

“You never forget your first,” says Red Hood.

Ronin chuckles, flipping Drew’s fake ID between his fingers. “Is that like a coming-of-age ritual around here?”

“What’s wrong with a good old-fashioned bar mitzvah?” grumbles the third voice, its owner appearing in the doorway — and it’s then that Drew knows he’s really, truly fucked, because that flickering light is now glinting off a metal arm.

Salt in the Wound by @claraxbarton rated M:

“Well, well, well, you come here often?”

Despite himself, despite the goofy line and even goofier delivery, Bucky can’t help the grin spreading on his face when he hears the familiar drawl and looks up into a very familiar face.

Bucky’s been nursing a drink at the open bar for the last twenty minutes, avoiding as much small talk as he can at the Stark Charity Gala, and he’s been pretty successful up until now. Something about his ‘murder face’ keeping the ‘civilians’ away.

But Clint Barton, shit eating grin broad and stupid and handsome on his face, and Jason Todd, fuck-off smirk deadly and handsome on his face, clearly don’t care about his murder face. And they aren’t civilians.

Clint pulls Bucky into a hug and holds him close and tight like they’ve just come through a war and not just another season of professional baseball.

He lets Bucky go with a squeeze to his neck and a brush of lips against his cheek that probably no one else but them and Jason catch.

The One With The Overheard in Gotham Blog by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock rated T:

Man 1: Babe, you’re so cute I just wanna smush your face sometimes. Man 2: Babe, I am the scourge of the underworld, can you not?

Third Wheel by @kangofu-cb rated E:

“Listen,” the guy says, and his voice is low and kinda rough, and he’s got an accent Bucky can’t quite place. “I’m not tryin’ to overstep, but I overheard kind of a lot and like. I know you’re, uh… trying to work through some shit, man, and I get it. I, uh, had kinda a fanatical upbringing myself. But I’m not sure this guy is the one to work it out with, you know?”

Bucky… is going to kill Clint. Suddenly all of Clint’s odd comments and strangely demure behavior and even his clothes start to make a kind of insane sense. He’s play-acting at more than just a first date. Clint’s pretending to be someone else entirely, and Bucky’s not sure if it’s a joke or a bad attempt at seduction, but either way a heads-up before the evening started would have prevented a hell of a lot of confusion and maybe prevented Bucky from nearly murdering his husband in a bar in Hell’s Kitchen on a Wednesday night.

The One With the Pottery Barn Couch by @noxnthea, @there-must-be-a-lock rated T:

"Just kidding," Jason says. “I have a dog, a boyfriend who wears an apron when he bakes, and a couch from Pottery Barn. Domestic as fuck.”

That gets a solid laugh before Dick continues, “I know that your, um… profession complicates things —”

“What could you possibly mean?” Jason asks innocently, wiping blood off a knife.

“ — but everybody deserves to find love.”

Throw My Body In The River by @claraxbarton rated T:

The thing was, Jason was twenty three and had spent his teenage years as a vigilante and then some more of his teenage years dead and then brainwashed and then hell-bent on revenge. Middle school had been hell and he’d never even had the chance to go to high school for more than a month before his life very abruptly ended.

He knew, from being around Dick and Roy, and now Clint and Bucky, that being twenty three and still a virgin wasn’t exactly normal, even - perhaps especially - considering his circumstances. But, well. Jason was twenty three and a virgin and it sure as hell didn’t seem like that was going to change anytime soon.

You Can't Be On Edge Forever by @vexbatch rated G:

Prompt: your scrungliest meow-meow gets a nice thing for once

Bucky and Clint try to surprise Jason with a nice time. It doesn't go exactly as intended.

you know i live to fill you up by @mightymightygnomepriest rated E:

5 Christmases Jason got laid, and then another one he also got laid. And then another other one he got laid, too.

[kbirbpods]

[Podfic Link] | Length: 8 minutes, 53 seconds

Original Work: Something Magical by @flowerparrish [Flowerparrish]

DPxDC: Danny Fenton/Jason Todd | Rating: Teen & Up

Summary: 

Danny’s soulmate goose appears as soon as his family’s vehicle crosses over the bridge into Gotham.

Notes: [wiggles] I just love soulmate AUs and birds and Jaybird

[rose-blooms-red]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

I was tagged by the ever lovely @wanderingjedihistorian a bit ago!! Ty hun!!

I haven't gotten to really write in a while XD so have this little bit from a fic I've been working on for a while.

If there is one thing that can be said about CC-1138, it’s that he does not give up.

Npt's: @owlf45 @flowerparrish @tessadoesstuff @thefoundationproject @papookwrites

[flowerparrish]

Hi there! I have an odd but friendly question about a tag you - I'm assuming you're Flowerparrish on both here and AO3 - left on one of my fics. Several years ago. But I've wondered ever since. You tagged a fic I wrote about Will Shakespeare "read aloud at icfa". I don't have my writing read aloud very often so I am burningly curious. My google search suggested ICFA is the International Conference on the Fantastic in the Arts?

Haha omfg yes! So the story there is basically my friend and I were at that conference and we went out one night and somehow?? Decided?? To inebriated read each other fanfic?? Anyway I really loved that fic when I read it to my friend so I tagged it so I would remember the context and I do smile every time I see it in my bookmarks 😂💖 It was very fun lol and we both really enjoyed the fic

[evilwickedme]

20 questions for fic writers

Thank you for tagging me <3

How many works do you have on ao3?

69 lmaooo

what’s your total ao3 word count?

407,178 which is. A lot

What fandoms do you write for?

My current main fandoms are DC comics and marvel comics, but I've also been writing a lil btvs. Historically I've written a fuckton of Harry Potter, The Witcher (TV), a decent amount of leverage and daredevil (TV), the raven cycle, all for the game, and a few other fics in some random fandoms

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

before we get married, I need to get permission from batman; hang on til the chaos is through; in which an entire university becomes far too involved in Pankratz and Vengerberg's love life; This is all just HR paperwork waiting to happen; and The Sound Of My Own Voice (Asking You To Stay)

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I respond to every single comment, with exactly one exception, that absolutely haunts me. The person just kept replying to me no matter what I said and I couldn't make them stop

What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending

Mornings, for sure. One of my first ever spideypool fics back from 2016. Peter dies at the end. know we're not together (but I won't forget you) is a close second though

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Oh I don't know, I have a lot of happy endings but they usually follow a fuckton of angst. Maybe in which the daily planet staff are 100% convinced that the kent-lanes are fucking superman, but I wouldn't call that a traditional ending

Do you get hate on fics?

Nah, although I've had some unnecessarily harsh public bookmarks

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Oh yeah. My first ever smut sucked but then I wrote so much in 2021 for the witcher that I actually got pretty good at it, or at least as mlm sex. I have some body dysmorphia issues around vaginas and I never feel like I write that well. Anyway I tend to go for excessively sweet or incredibly kinky and borderline unhealthy fics

Do you write crossovers?

Only the buffy/jason fic, unless you count daredevil tv and marvel comics or itsv and marvel comics to be crossovers

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not as far as I know

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes!! It's incomplete unlike the original fic but someone translated most of I'm a mess (but I'm the mess that you wanted) into Russian. This wasn't the question but @flowerparrish also podficced the first chapter of my jaybuffy fic!!

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes but I removed it from my page following an extremely brutal and somewhat traumatizing fight with some of the people I was cowriting it with

What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Mmmm I don't know, that's a good question. For a long time I would've answered jily. Spideypool is probably the main contender now, although spuffy could give it a run for its money - despite the fact that I've only written one fic for them (and implied them in my jaybuffy fic), I've adored them since I was 13, which is. Over 12 years ago fuck

What’s a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Mmm I'm always hoping I'll finish my wips, but the ones I doubt the most are my yennskier fic (no progress in over a year), my literati fic (although I did make some progress about a month ago), and I don't plan on going back to my drarry Hogwarts professor au for obvious reasons

Edit: OH ALSO the Witcher s2 outsider pov is never ever getting finished I'm sorry I know I promised it to a lot of people in the comments but it's not gonna happen

What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and characterizations imo

What are your writing weaknesses?

Descriptions my fucking God I struggle so much with them

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I'm fluent in Hebrew and my first ever fic was in Hebrew, so if that came up I'd feel pretty comfortable with it. Anything else I'd have to approach someone who spoke the language, and I'd rather just write it in English and say it was in the other languages

First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter and again, it was in Hebrew. I recently described what it was about to a group of friends who called it, and I quote, "adorable". I was ten or eleven at the time and I do not plan on reposting it.

Favorite fic you’ve written?

That's a toughie. I think probably I'm a mess (but I'm the mess that you wanted), but Under the Pink Hood, Of Three Times Lily Evans Changed Her Mind About James Potter, and know we're not together (but I won't forget you) are all honorable mentions

I'm not a tagger - I usually don't even participate in these kinds of posts - but I guess @not-the-blue @supergirlboy @penny-anna and any other mutual or even follower are invited to participate if you wanna

[nightoftheland]

9 People You Want to Get to Know Better

Thanks, @ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing for the tag!

What song comes on and ALWAYS makes you think "Yes! That is my jam!"

Queen! Anything at all by Queen! Especially off the News of the World album or Night at the Opera album.

If you could only reread one book/series forever what would it be?

One book, huh? I think it might be Whisper by Tal Bauer. I read that book at an incredibly low point in my life and there was just something about it that has stuck with me and changed my world view for good.

A series would be Sherrilyn Kenyon's Dark Hunter series. I have loved her books since I was a teenager and she is my writing inspiration. I love her ability to world build and create amazing and complex characters.

Fanfiction wise I think it would have to be anything by @ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing and anything by @frostbitebakery - I love their works so much and could read what they write forever.

If you could only rewatch one show forever what would it be?

Oh man, Ghost Adventures is my comfort show, like I can watch that show on repeat forever. I will legit turn it on and fall asleep to it. I just love it so much.

What did you do when AO3 was down?

I worked and then read a book book (The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Schwab, if you are interested, it's very good so far I'm about 1/2 way through). I also did some writing for the various bangs I am doing!

I'm tagging: @sissiarte @frostbitebakery @obiwanobi @skylariumrose @flowerparrish @kbirbpods

[That is only 6 but I know no other humans - oops]