#flork of cows

[qsycomplainsalot]

why is this so funny to me

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: FINAL ROUND

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) and Stanley (The Stanley Parable)

For the final round, our contestants deserve a little more detail than just the reasons they were submitted with.

Created with the sole purpose of being the least interesting OC possible, Connecticut Clark has been crushing his competition consistently in every round. He has nothing going for him -- no cool powers, no tragic backstory, no interesting appearance. The only notable thing about him is his cool, badass, goth wife, Malfina the Demon Witch, which in fact is one of the most Just Some Guy traits: being a bland character with a love interest who's way more competent than him. Get it, Clark.

As for his competition, Stanley has the honor of being the most submitted character when character nominations opened up. Just like Clark, Stanley has been consistently sweeping, and it's for good reason. Despite being the titular character in his own game, Stanley has absolutely nothing that makes him stand out. His appearance is that of a default video game character, he never speaks a word, and he has no personality or backstory other than what the Narrator occasionally projects onto him, and even then, those details are normally irrelevant by the next time the game begins. He is truly just a shell for the player and Narrator to puppet around, which is the whole point of the game.

While they are both truly Just Some Guy, for the final time, I ask...

[dailykatnep]

Day 77

[kadiumz]

made fanart of Connecticut Clark and his dawg

[happyllamaglama]

[beardedmrbean]

exactly what I would expect from a Flork cake

[greateggcult]

[jensomniac]

Tagged by @sullxo

Post 10 reaction pics and tag 10 people.

So these are probably not proper reaction pics, but they are reactions...

I'm supposed to tag 10 people, but no one ever does them. So... I'm tagging YOU!!! If you've looked at this whole ass post, then you're tagged... 😛

[kalianos]

Flork opening a vtuber agency was not on any bingo card I owned but here we are.

[zeemczed]

Thank you, Flork.

[sorio99]

Serious question; did Flork of Cows actually make most of the Malfina and Connecticut Clark content? Like, I know that’s where the original comic where Clark is created came from, but that comic never mentioned Malfina, and she’s drawn in a completely different style from any other Flork of Cows character, which like, is probably the joke, but, I genuinely don’t know.

Yes, I’m aware I could probably find this out through more research, but I have Zelda to play, I’m busy.

[look-at-that-right-there]

@flork-of-cows

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: Semifinals

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) vs. Arthur Dent (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Reasons provided for Connecticut Clark:

his ENTIRE thing is that he's just some normal guy

its his entire reason for existing

Reasons provided for Arthur Dent:

His house was going to be knocked down to create a bypass, then his eccentric friend suddenly whisked him off to space before the Earth was destroyed to make a Space Bypass. He's still in his dressing gown. He knows nothing about space (luckily there's a handy book for that!). He's not overly invested in his adventures, preferring to spend his time trying to get a spaceship to make a decent cup of tea.

[dragonboyteeth]

Flork on the employee birthday wall

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Restocker, pointing: I want that item. Inflator: Okay, what do you have to trade? Restocker: I have a bat. Inflator: I don't need a bat. Restocker: The bat isn't for trade. Restocker: *raises bat*

[skitariiposting]

You guys would tell me if I was in a P.M Seymour video, right? Surely you wouldn't just let me go on living my life normally, not knowing if they used the silly voice or the normal voice for me, would you?