#floretes

[elfinaldelcamino]

Mirant a Sant Climent de Taüll

Aquella mañana nos levantamos tarde. Él tenía migraña. Yo aún el miedo en el cuerpo. La proximidad física con mi exmarido del día anterior me había dejado noqueado. Mi organismo estaba en colapso.

Quizás por ese motivo y no por otro no me acerqué a la iglesia de Sant Climent de Taüll. Esbelta y majestuosa pero también tradicional y atávica. Igual que él. Me refiero aquí al él de antes, que no al de ahora.

El él de ahora rehúye las tradiciones sin hacer ruido. El él de antes persigue las tradiciones con bombo y platillo. Yo persigo y rehuyo a todos ellos a un mismo tiempo. Esa parece ser mi esencia...

Durante los cuatro días que permanecimos bajo el techo de un apartamento frente a la famosa y románica iglesia no sentí el impulso de penetrar en sus muros. Aún hoy me pregunto por qué...

[obliviasart]

PSA: Remember to give your florets regular oral inspections, it's for their health!

[natalienomad]

Honestly I think one of the biggest appeals to the HDG fandom is seated in a near primal level of feelings. We as humans have spent our entire existence as being the big friend shaped creature that loves to pack bond and love other creatures with such a fervor that it seems endless to these less long lived animals.

Just to imagine that same feeling that your cat gets when they get scratched by you, or the adoring feeling that your dog gets when they see you come home from work, I think there's a deep rooted longing that we as a species also cry out for those same feelings.

[fallenines]

Affini Overnet search history:

- hot affini in my area

- how to talk to tall plant lady

- affini i know you can see this pls say hi im shy

- florn

[cruel-stars]

so my mom (gf) found my blog...

[rhoselacksthorns]

tumblr spirits are telling me to look into "human domestication guide"

I'ma trust them because doing so is normally funny

[pupgrl-off-leash]

My love for HDG has finally breached into the physical realm my girlfriend had a kandi making party and I made a good floret bracelet!

[puppyfyke]

[meirimerens]

[The Herb Brides] are no one’s. They’re… the Earth’s. [...] And each other’s, sometimes.

Shörmös and Yyrghene 🌸🌾

[mayaynara]

just read human domestication guide bc a bunch of people were suggesting it and

holy shit please say robots can be florets... ><

[catgirldomesticationguide]

Affini and her floret at a restaurant but the menu is written in the Affini language so the flort never had a choice of what she wanted in the first place

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday, February 6.

No ifs, no buts.

It is what it is: an effervescent floret, a Quality Post™.

[obliviasart]

Thought I posted this already but I don't see it sooo here's the cover I made for the lovely, inimitable @sapphicsounds1312's pred4pred HDG story, Soar Higher Fall Farther! If you want to see a heavily augmented post-human beast and a shapeshifting plant alien viciously hunt and hatefuck and pretend they don't have feelings for each other, check it out! (mind the tags)

[tauon07]

explaining being a switch to a hdg girl: "basically sometimes i feel like a floret and other times i feel like an affini"

[petzah394]

[lilithsterrarium]

hdg brainworms today... especially with size stuff because. you know how i am....

Being a terran rebel co-pilot, spending so much time staring off into the stars and shuddering at the sheer vastness of it all... any time our ship comes near any sort of planet or landmass, having to grip my thighs as I think about how small I am in comparison... all those little pipe dreams about being an inch tall seem so far away, on the verge on tears if I think about it a little too long...

Until we get captured, of course. Our ship is pacified, our pilot is screaming words I'm a little too dazed to understand, desperately toying with the controls as a ship looms into view... a ship so undeniably massive and all encompassing... my entire body just trembling at the sight...

Everything else is a blur. Pretty plant people suspend us, snatch us away, now we're on this big, looming ship and I'm feeling better than ever- I heard our pilot is being pulled away for trying to rebel again, but I'm far more focused on our captors... so many florets with so many unique augmentations, so cute and pretty... affni technis so far along, maybe they...

Tugging on someone's vines, apologizing with a whimper as they assure me it's okay and asking me whats the matter... shaky breath as I try to tell them...

"Hmm? Oh, you want to be a little bit shorter! We've had plenty of florets who want to lose a few inches, don't worry, that won't be an issue-"

Shaking my head as I blush, glancing off to the side, miming a motion as if to say smaller... eyes watering up as I look at the affni with desperation, her gaze is returned and shows compassion...

Maybe my little pipe dream wasn't so impossible after all <3