#flat asses are valid too obviously but im letting miles have this one

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I hc the reason that Edgeworth always has his hands in his trouser pockets is an act of defiance against Manfred. Because mfvk is so strict he probably would have taught miles to never put his hands in his pockets because a) it’s bad form traditionally because it stretches the fabric and b) lawyers are often scolded for having hands in their pockets. So miles keeps his hands in his pockets as a invisible ‘fuck you’ to von karma

I like this headcanon. Like "fuck you von Karma, now everyone knows my ass is incredible, unlike you with your flat ass baby ass man ass ass."