#flannelworm

[bunjywunjy]

anything cursed about crocodiles? i love them sm!!!

you don’t really hear about it a lot, but crocodiles will often hunt cooperatively!

they sometimes hang out in big groups, and if a large animal or three happens to blunder into the water nearby like a bunch of big stupidheads, the crocodile pack will gang up on them and overwhelm their prey by sheer weight of numbers! (and it doesn’t take a whole lot of numbers to overwhelm all but the largest animals, when you’re a fucking crocodile)

once the unlucky animal has been dispatched, the crocodiles will all share in the meal together in a display of reptilian comradeship.

this tactic provides more benefit to the crocodiles than hunting alone, since prey can escape a lone crocodile but has zero chance of evading three of them at once, and 1/3 of a zebra is better than no zebra at all!

[minecraft-askbox]

wonderful. thank u. i would name them taffyhorns.

[discovering-demisexuality]

yo what do yall know about demisexual history?

https://discovering-demisexuality.tumblr.com/post/633619527378337792/asexualawarenessweek-the-history-of

[sadmages]

I HAD A TMA DREAM . . .

jon, tim, and i stayed at a hotel for some reason. we woke up to screaming. tim and i wanted to get the fuck out of there, and we found that overnight our bags unpacked themselves. we rushed down to the lobby where bensons dad from regular show was waiting for us. he pointed is to where worms were attacking literal fruit (as opposed to like. gay people. which happens in canon SHSKSJS). tim and i just ran outside but jon went in to kill the worms. them my dream was interrupted by a commercial for some new years party. brian david gilbert and piku from pikuniku were both in the ad (a crush and a kin). tim and i found jon in a courtyard where everyone believed it was the 1800s. some girls in period clothing took us to the hotel's stable, which existed for some reason. there was only one horse, and one of its eyes was was way bigger than the other. it chased us out of the hotel and then i woke up. and yes my dreams are always this weird

“worms were attacking literal fruit (as opposed to like. gay people.”  

HDFHKJFDSHKJ WHY IS THAT THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ ALL DAY STOP

This dream is a wild ride but it’s a wild ride i relate to this is how my dreams also work

[drinstadiscourse]

the term for "nb-phobia" is ecorsexism

no thats ghost sexism the term for "nb-phobia" is transphobia

[jewishpercy]

my christian family has blue christmas lights,

exactly! just say blue christmas lights!

[transgenderboobs]

as a michael lover i Feel yall helen fans today :( if its any consolation canon is just as made up as “my fav characters are Fine actually” aus ;)

feel like pure shite just want my distortion back

[aeli-tan-art]

your comic covers are SO GOOD...... if you made a comic cover for michael i think i would die of happiness tbh

actually have one with him and gerry on the works!

[lmaonade]

if you could get rid of any trope in media, which would it be?

fucking, forced relationships. i hate that every god damn thing ever has to have some stupid romance subplot especially movies 

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

jolene and country roads

unpopular opinion that jolene is more folk than country but anything dolly goes. country roads is *kisses finger* road trip classic

[dragonsorcery]

hi smallest-feeblest-boggart is biggest-gaudiest-patronuses who is a rlly gross person https://biggestgaudiestcallouts.tumblr.com/post/185133440665/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses-callout-post

uh yikes I didn’t know that thanks

[criicketcat]

WHAT HOW IS HE HERE

[sadmages]

i keep having gay little dreams about michael distortion, does that count?

dhfgjadsgfhj absolutely king

[kaijucowbelle]

I know this is a late answer but thank u I just realized how asks work <3

[okspacekid]

seedlas.....

[handsmotif]

light blue <3

light blue: i want to live in the bog with you

maybe the real bog is the polygang we met along the w