#flamingle

[jadewyton]

A couple of Don doodles from today that I enjoy

[jade-wyton]

A friend sent this meme to our group chat the other day and I have not been able to get this out of my head so. I did it.

[jessica-problems]

there are so many different beautiful mushrooms who live near you, and they're actually perfectly fine gentlemen if you take the time to get to know them. they are like lonely singles or something.

I'm not going to get into foraging mushrooms anytime soon because they all look the same and if you eat the wrong one, you die

[allwaswell16]

[4 pics, 4 quotes, 4 iconic 1D fics]

Iconic Fics By...

- sadaveniren -

[1]

“You smell like strawberries. It’s why,” his voice sounded far away. “It’s why I texted you instead of my sister. I have her in my phone as Straw, and you’re in as Strawberries.”

“What?”

“She bleached her hair when she was like sixteen and I told her it looked like straw. Nickname stuck.” Louis pulled his head out of Harry’s neck and his eyes were glazed over.

“You have me in your phone as Strawberries?”

Louis nodded. “Always wondered if you tasted like them too. Your scent is so overpowering. Do you do it on purpose?” Harry’s eyes went wide as he watched, and then felt, Louis dip his head down and lick his neck. Louis hummed. “Not quite like what I was imagining.”

[2]

“A slew of boyfriends but nothing ever stuck. I’m single and ready to flamingle.”

Score, Louis thought, but he tried to keep it together. “Then I should take you down to the bar so you can find someone to play with.”

“I already know who I want to play with,” Harry said. “I wanted to play with you.” Louis’ stomach knotted up in excitement. “If you’re up for it, I mean.”

God, if only Harry knew.

Louis shifted in his seat, nodding as he spoke. “What are you looking for? I’m pretty flexible, myself.”

The room was suddenly charged as he felt Harry’s eyes sweep down his body from across the desk. Harry licked his lips and Louis shifted again. The electricity he remembered from years ago was still very much real.

[3]

“There would have been no need to have a war. I’ve told you. Me and Louis are just friends.”

Niall snorted, just like he always did. “Friends. You keep saying that word but I really don’t think you mean it.”

“Not this again,” Harry said, sinking his body deeper into the water.

“Listen, Harry, my prince. I’m going to be honest with you.”

“You haven’t stopped since finding out about Louis,” Harry muttered.

“Do you know the difference between friendship and infatuation? I’m not entirely sold. You’ve never been in love. You’ve never had a close friend.”

“Thank you for rubbing that in.”

[4]

“Okay, but if you’re setting my brother up with someone,” Lottie said, “it’s not just enough that this person is in the scene or whatever. He’s got that whole savior complex too. So it would need to be someone he’d want to help. And also he like only dates, I don’t even know. Brunets? Muscular?"

“He told me once when he was drunk that he’d climb James Bay like a tree,” Niall said.

They all went silent as they tried to mull this information over. They worked at the best toy company in the world, but they knew they weren’t Build-A-Bitch. Finding the perfect person would be nigh impossible. Especially considering how much Louis didn’t leave the office on a good week around this time of year.

The door to the meeting room swung open and Harry Styles, assistant to the CFO, stumbled in. “Sorry I’m late. I was cleaning up a scheduling problem. Someone booked the phone meeting with LA at the same time as the meeting with Sydney and trying to find a new time that would work for both was surprisingly difficult.”

Niall looked up and his eyes lit up.

Liam looked up and his eyebrows danced in delight.

Steve looked up and rubbed his chin in thought.

Bebe looked up and steepled her fingers under her chin.

Lottie looked up and immediately sighed as she saw the looks of the others in the room.

Zayn kept scrolling through his phone because he had already come to this conclusion the moment Niall had mentioned James Bay.

Answers below...

[1] Tastes like Strawberries

I’m stressed. I’m nesting and demand cuddles. Come over

Harry frowned and double checked who the text was from. Yup, it still said Louis - Grad, which meant it was from Louis from his grad school.

aka Louis texts Harry by mistake. It works out

[2] Salt and the Appetite

No Control is a No From Me By Harry Styles

I know this is probably a controversial opinion and review because I have only heard great things from people going to No Control before but I cannot recommend it to anyone. While the facility is nice, the people who work there do not seem to care for their clients well being, and I do not feel safe going there in any capacity. I suppose when I want to play next I will have to travel back down to London, or maybe, unfortunately, Liverpool. If I must.

Aka Harry, a popular BDSM blogger, writes a negative review about Louis’ club. Louis wants to have a chance to make it up to him.

[3] Just for Tonight (I can be yours)

Harry, prince of Cestrescir, has been betrothed to Ludvic, prince of Yorvik, since birth. He'd accepted a loveless marriage as his duty to his country, until an accident threw him in the path of a gentle alpha

[4] Santa Baby Honey

“Let’s cut right to the chase,” Niall said, loading the powerpoint, which was just one page, comprised of Louis’ face and the words How do you solve a problem like this asshole? “It’s the beginning of November and Louis is already being a fuckwit. How are we gonna have him knock that shit off this year?”

aka Louis is the CEO of a toy company and Christmas is a stressful time of year so his assistant decides the best way to make him chill out is by getting him laid through a Secret Santa

[thestalkerbunny]

Honestly it's no wonder Pokemon take on Flamingos change barely anything about them. Those things are already weird enough.

FLAMINGLE FACT: Flamingos are Extremophiles. Which means they can live in the wildest of places with the wildest of tempeture.

FLAMINGLE FACT: explorers thought when they spotted the Flamingo they finally found a phoenix as they liked nesting on volcanos in Hawaii (Again, Extremophiles.) and their vivid colors resembled the bird. (can't remember where I heard this so don't take it for gospel but it does sound plausible at best.)

FLAMINGLE FACT: the oldest flamingo in captivity's name was Greater and he lived to be 83. Which I think is IMPRESSIVE for honestly anyone who isn't a tortoise or a parrot of some kind.

FLAMINGLE FACT: the guy who invented plastic lawn flamingos? Sure does look like he did.

[offbookkeeping]

merry christmas sleepy babies! this post is coming to you from austria so i'm not 100% sure what time it is and i'm too lazy to check. let's hope you see this whenever it's christmas wherever you are!

to celebrate here's a list of (i think) every christmas episode! if i missed one please tell me and i'll add it, i'm genuinely so jet lagged rn ;-;

* 23. O Little Town of Doggywood

* 74. Actually, Love

* 75. A Cup of Christmas

* 127. Flamingle All the Way: The Musical

* 180. Visions of Sugarplums Danced in Their Radioheads

* 233. A Christmas Duet

* 280. Teen Christmas

* 1. A Good Ol' Mountain Christmas

i love all of you tysm for being members of this fandom i'm SO thrilled it exists i'm truly so excited every time i see someone like or reblog my posts, it means the world to me. that might be kind of pathetic of me but who cares i fucking love improvised musical podcasts

[neep-neep-neep]

Love them SO MUcH

MORE Flamingos!

[oceaneyesinla]

6, 24, 38 for the ask game for the lovely rox <3

helloooooo dearest, thanks for asking!!! 🫶🏻

6) why did you do that?

because an otter asked me to. could YOU say no to the face of an adorable river creature?

24) if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

we've got a fire pit going and we're roasting marshmallows! i'm imagining that this is like a late summer night and it's just getting dark. we can have sparklers too!! we are chilling and chatting and enjoying each other's company!!

38) a soap bar that smells good?

i don't use bar soap, but i do love a good shower gel! Imperial Leather do limited edition soaps and some of these are GREAT. the best one they did was let's flamingle - i'm always down for a funny name, and it smelled amazing!!!

weirder asks

[mydonkeyfeet]

I'm making a quilt for my friend and this fabric grabbed me because it was the perfect color match for the other fabrics, and the flamingos are cute. But only after I got it home did I notice that it looks like they're peeing or farting! So funny! Fortunately my friend has a great sense of humor and laughed at it too. What was the designer thinking??? None of the other animals in that line have any bathroom moments happening. Who signed off on this? I assume it's meant to be tail feathers but they're YELLOW and have little stars around them. That's not what flamingo tails look like at all! They're just normal pink feathers ending in a point!

It's called Flamingle Flamingos from Alphabet Soup by Dear Stella. Stella, I have questions!

(Also, it's a kids' fabric and you know that kids are going to say it's pee!)

[radioiaci]

knowing your partner can potentially make writing together a lot easier.

BASICS.

🦌|| NAME: tj/teej/pascall

🦌|| PRONOUNS: they/them

🦌|| TAKEN OR SINGLE: single and ready to flamingle (jk im scared of commitment and intimacy, don't get your hopes up)

THREE FACTS.

I'm a furry vtuber who streams regularly on Twitch! MWF and sometimes weekends.~ I have a Bachelor's degree in art but all it was good for was to say that I had a degree. It has nothing to do with my career in Human Resources.

I own my own home in South Texas where I live with three kitties!

EXPERIENCE.

🦌|| HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?): started on tumblr in 2012-ish. before that I rped on forums like proboards.

🦌|| PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: forums, tumblr, discord

🦌|| BEST EXPERIENCE: tumblr has introduced me to some great friends who have stayed my friends for many years now. even tho the site itself is fucking STUPID lmaoo

MUSE PREFERENCES.

🦌|| FEMALE OR MALE: i'm a trans-masc person so I identify more with masc-leaning characters. not above creating a female character though, I just haven't gotten around to it.

🦌|| FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: all three, but fluff and smut take some considerable build-up before I can be really interested in it. or it takes the right combo of character personalities. for this blog in particular, I make it very difficult because otherwise there's no point.

🦌|| PLOTS OR MEMES: both but memes are more accessible for most people. I also am very go-with-the-flow, so plotting extensively gets a little boring when there's no room for spontaneity.

🦌|| LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: i'll write both! but i cater more to the longer replies because i'm a wordy mother fucker who likes to wax poetic about my character's inner thoughts.

🦌|| BEST TIME TO WRITE: at night, usually. my brain is more in the creative space when i should be asleep

🦌|| ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): most of my muses tilt into the comedic relief role a lot which is what I like to do, so there's similarities there. for alastor specifically, we share a lot of issues surrounding the aro-ace identity, so i'm definitely using him as a proxy to explore that in a comfortable way!

tagged by ; @helluvaflames

tagging ; I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT; if u see this, I'm tagging YOU!

[positivity-in-pain]

SIGN UPS CLOSE NOVEMBER 25! LET'S FLAMINGLE!

Hello, everyone! We have over 100 people signed up for our 7th annual PiPSTER's HOLIDAY CARD SWAP! Sign-ups are open until November 25, where, at that point, I will begin sending matches out via e-mail! If you would like to sign up for this fun event, please use the link below!

>> https://forms.gle/Pr7VuEyqHuFoQNLZ6 <<

[jadewyton]

I made and rigged... a baby boy <3

[jade-wyton]

Oh yeah I've just. Been forgetting to upload the art I've been finishing lmao.... Here's a Don doodle to make up for it <3

[acapelladitty]

Got tagged by @partyinthemysterymachine @midnightsingvogel and @constantron

Rules: Tag 10 (or less) people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: Single and ready to flamingle.

favourite colour: I'm always a whore for royal colours and I adore purple.

song stuck in my head: It's a toss-up between Ocean Colour Scene - The Day We Caught the Train and Keith Emerson - Mater Tenebrarum

three favourite foods: Chicken, Potatoes, and Rice Krispie Squares. Holy trinity.

last song I listened to: Jesus Christ Superstar OST - Heaven on Their Minds.

last thing I googled: "RE4R unlockable conditions"

The tags: @susanstranglehands @enigmamuse @codotafterdark @sexyinaratkindaway @corellianflyboy @zombiebrainsoup @riflemikey @the-scottish-costume-guy @excessively-english-jd

[catgirl-soup]

Palomingo

Fighting / Flying

They engage in vibrant, intense courtship dances with other members of their flock. Dozens of these Pokemon can be seen stepping alongside each other on the shoreline. As they trot along, their feet make high pitched slapping sounds on the wet sand, all stepping in syncopated rhythm with each other. They move their wings up and down during these dances, creating a wave of bright red feathers. Young Flamingle often watch these displays to get dancing inspiration for themselves.

[shadowfoxsilver]

Don Flamingle!

Friendly Fire to @cjadewyton !~