#fishy says random stuff

[fishstick-of-doom]

Banging my head against a wall because I had an idea on how to start Mary's fic and now it's gone.

[roses-r-rosie3]

Holiday Drama

Dick Grayson x M!Reader

Warning: Crack, Jason bring really nosy, Fluff

Summary: The reader is keeping a secret and Jason is gonna help Dick get to the bottom of it

A/n: This is TOTALLY not based on that one episode of modern family

Quote: “That’s definitely not how I thought this night would go”

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Jason was as bored as one could be. I mean yeah, it was Christmas, and yeah, he loved his family. But there was no drama! One may say that there was no flavor!

This year for the holidays, you and Dick decided to host a dinner at your place. So Jason… being… well.. Jason.. he decided if there wasn’t any drama that he knew of, maybe there was drama someone else knew of.

“Sooo Dick, what’s up with you and you and y/n? I’m sensing some tension” Jason asked.

Jason did not in-fact sense any tension. He just saw that you were helping Alfred cook, while Dick just sat down on the couch, mindlessly scrolling through channels on the tv. So he figured it was a safe bet.

“There is tension” Dick gasped.

Jason squealed in the inside. Finally! Something interesting! So he excitedly sat next to Dick on the couch listening to all that Dick had to say.

“Okay so, first of all, you know how he’s always extra crazy about this dinner. So every Christmas I jokingly complain about having to go home with to see his family. And this year, he said I don’t have to go, and he was totally cool about it” Dick said.

“Oh no, super fishy. So you didn’t find any clues while you were looking inside his luggage?” Jason asked.

“I didn’t go through his luggage..” Dick said.

“It’s like you want your relationship to fall apart, come on follow me” Jason sighed.

After some digging in your suitcase, Jason managed to find a first class ticket to

“Y/n why do you have a first class ticket to (Random place [soz im a bit lazy])?” Dick confronted.

“Not now, and why are you digging in my suitcase?” You asked.

“I’m sorry to interrupt but I need y/n to help me in the kitchen” Alfred said.

“Can we get back to the first class ticket thing what are we hiding?” Jason said

“Okay, I’m not sure what you have to do with this, but I bought that ticket because I’m going on a holiday trip” you said.

“You? The same person who refuses to even let me buy you something expensive?” Dick questioned.

“Can we talk about this later, I gotta help Alfred with the food” you said before walking away.

Dick and Jason sat back on the couch, talking about what just happened.

“Do you really think y/n bought himself a first class ticket?” Dick asked.

“Isn’t he like poor? Doesn’t he like, eat stuff from your backyard?” Jason questioned.

“He likes planting, yes” Dick responded

“We’ve gotta dig deeper, get y/n’s phone, check his texts” Jadon said.

“That’s an invasion of privacy I don’t even know his passcode” Dick said uneasily.

“I just need his face. I do it all the time with… uh… people” Jason said before walking up to you.

“Hey y/n, I forgot my phone in my car and I wanna take a picture of me and my favorite future brother-in-law at his gorgeous dinner” Jason smiled.

“That’s very flattering but-”

Jason ignored you and just took your phone before pretending to take a selfie. You immediately looked into the camera and smiled.

“Oh my god that looks so good, I’m gonna text it to myself” Jason

“We’re in” Jason

“Y/n, what’s up with your trip with you’re family, you’re parents don’t even know you’re gonna be there, ‘Happy holidays, wish you could spend it with us this year’” Dick

“First of all how are you snooping through my phone- You! That was false selfie” you

“You know what, forget it- forgiven. I just want today to be a special Christmas, let’s just sit down and enjoy the food” you

The entire time, Jason was whispering to everyone about the whole plane ticket thing. Before you knew it, everyone knew about it and started asking you questions. Now that everyone knew, you might as well have told them. You decided to get up from your seat and make an announcement.

“Hey everyone, I know you guys must have heard about the whole plane ticket thing, and I know everyone must be very suspicious. But the truth is…” you paused.

“Is he pausing to be dramatic or..?” Tim asked.

“What do you think?” Dick scoffed.

“The truth is, I’m planning on a new house in (random place)” You revealed.

Everyone was in shock at first, but then the questions came flooding.

“You guys are moving?!”

“What?!”

“Really?!”

“Moving?!”

“EVERYBODY STOP FOR ONE SECOND PLEASE!” Dick spoke up.

“Why didn’t you just tell me y/n?” Dick asked.

“I wanted to surprise you” you said.

“Now that the cat is out of the bag, I have another surprise” you smiled sheepishly.

“Dick, when I met you, I was immediately love struck. When we finally got together I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you” you said as you got to your knees and pulled out a box from your pocket.

“So I guess what I’m trying to say is, Richard John Grayson, will you marry me?” You smiled.

“Yes” Dick nodded as tear started to form in his eyes.

Everyone started to cheer as you put the ring on Dick’s finger. When you got up from your knee’s Dick immediately gave you a long, loving kiss.

“I love you so much” Dick sobbed with tears of joy as he hugged you.

“That’s definitely not how I thought this night would go” Jason mumbled.

[whipped-cheese]

FINALLY FINISHED THEM!!

Grrrgrgr it has been a wip for decades-

My fish babies!! Aaaa :D

Esmeray!!

Aaaaaaaaand Sulien!! :]

[click for quality]

Fish Duty au

EEEEEEEE!!! *Confetti!!*

Ramblings of a madman underneath-

-So, originally- just going to make sun- since I drew him in the little comic I made a while back, but then I decided , why not make a moon too

because-

you know-

no sun is complete without their Moon /silly

So rambling rambling rambling time, info dumping mmm

Wanted to distinct them with their own names-

Esmeray! (or just Ray) -(Sun)

Sulien! (or just sully/sul) -(Moon)

Esmeray means dark moon and Sulien means sun born c:

Sometimes I'll forget so if a say sun and moon at some point it translates to Ray or Sul-

-So the same logic as last time applies,

the lighter size of their face and body is damaged/very sensitive, so the eye that's on the lighter side of their face is very very foggy so essentially, they're blind on that side of the face, soooo half blind. Often causing them to bump into fish or other random things in their enclosure sometimes.

-Usually you only see ONE at a time, but NEVER BOTH.

Often leading visitors to assume that there is only one clownfish in the enclosure that transforms or something when it's night, but really, when it's daytime Esmeray is out y'knoww, entertaining, doing tricks, swimming around while Sulien sleeps and when it's night time, Esmeray sleeps and then Sulien is entertaining, or just glowing around, looking pretty.

You never see them both out at the same time, rarely.

Really unless it's something important or it's something special.

Sometimes they'll both cuddle together in their little cove..��� on their sea anemone bed

usually in the late evenings 4-5pm before Sulien gets to go out and roam for the night.

(ray can't fall asleep comfortably, without being close to his brother [happening since they were young] so sulien snuggles with ray until ray falls asleep)

-as I said before- later on down the line, when y/n begins working at a janitor at the exotic fish aquarium, our lil fishy frens kinda gets the memo after a while and starts to draw on a little area of sand that's infront of the glass to communicate and y/n started fogging the glass and writing on it to communicate, Ray (sun) doesn't understand words so they both do little drawings instead.

No one really knows where he learnt it from- but Sulien (moon) knows a bit of English, only a few simple words (hello,bye, mad, you, me, us, angry, food, help, feel,etc.) he also uses the sand.

Performance wise, esmeray does lil heart water bubbles, (or really just any shape, kinda like how clowns do balloon animals and other items) it's something he usually does for visitors, kids mostly. He'll wave, bow, press his face against the glass to be funny, do silly faces that makes the kids laugh, even some regulars that really want to become marine biologist, etc. that often visit the aquarium on weekends that he's very very fond of. He does loads of shows and tricks for people when they walk up to his case, very very active lil fella

the clown fish must perform!! :]

Sulien on the other hand, usually comes out when it's night time, so it's quite rare to see him considering he's mostly active during practically closing time- up until opening hours.

When people do have the rare chance of seeing him at the front of one side of their enclosure, he's not really that active in terms of show BUT he will put on a very pretty light show.

It's absolutely mesmerizing.

Those who get to stay and finish watching it atleast-

The guards are pretty avid on getting everyone out of the aquarium at the designated time.

He also sings sometimes, which is extremely extremely rare-

Guards working there for years have probably only ever heard it twice-

I'll be drawing (mostly sketches) more of them for a little<3

Also- before, I'd prefer posting stuff about my other au 'A Bad Teaser au /lust au' somewhere separate because it's slightly,eeeehhh just a touch suggestive- BUT

I'm gonna redraw and start posting stuff about it here.

Sooner or later (very soon- like I have loads of drawings of them but no where to put it, and I wanna share my suggestive whore men /pos /silly )

[adachimoe]

Persona Stalker Club "Ah-ha, I SEES It!" from episodes 8 and 9

Last time: Ep 1 + Explanation, Eps 2 + 4.

Episode 5's Q&A I wrote about last year. Mitsuaki Madono, Adachi's VA, was the guest on that episode so they had all Adachi-centric questions. I think due to this episode, Adachi was the character with the most questions/answers for him by the end of Stalker Club's whole run.

Episodes 6 and 7 had no QA. Here's a little aside about what happened in them instead.

Episode 8 was back to the "Ah-ha, I SEES it!" part.

Q: How is Aigis able to wear shoes with her Gekkokan uniform when her feet are shaped like that? Why isn't such a visible part of her more human-esque? Is there some dev with a robot girl fetish? A: When wearing her school uniform, Aigis has optional foot attachments with ankles. Also, the tiptoe foot design is to make her more mobile and have better jumping capability. This design was inspired by Bambi and horses. Q: Are Aigis's breasts, butt, and thighs hard or soft? Since she's a robot girl, I imagine they're hard, but part of me is also like, "Can you put 'mountains' of silicone on top of her hard armor" or "It'd be more romantic if her breasts were soft". A: Aigis's exterior body is made of reinforced fibre that's fireproof, bulletproof, and bladeproof to give her defense when fighting Shadows, but it's not particularly thick since she needs to be able to wear clothing over it. The rest was made to imitate a human. Q: The necklace Junpei wears in P4AU looks similar to the sword Chidori has on her head. Did Chidori make the necklace herself and give it to Junpei? A: Chidori gave Junpei the necklace, made by an apparel brand she likes, as a present.

Episode 9 was Teddie-centric questions because his VA, Kappei Yamaguchi was the guest. (For the sake of my sanity, I'm going start paraphrasing stuff.)

Q: Was Teddie's human form based on / inspired by someone else? A: It's how Teddie imagined an ideal cool guy who would be loved by all. Q: Chie says that Teddie caused a commotion on the women's floor of Junes. What did he say? Was it dirty? A: Yes, dirty. It seems he began yelling about the brand names and shapes of underwear that caught his eye. Q: How does Teddie make the glasses in P4? A: Teddie skillfully constructs them using tools from an optician's store located in the TV World's Inaba and materials he gathers from around the area. Q: Did Chie and Yukiko's curry have any curry powder? Also, what kind of seafood did they include? A: Yukiko probably knew that you needed "curry powder" of some kind, but based on how she picked ingredients plus Yosuke's reaction, Yukiko probably used random yellow powders and spices instead of a solid roux block. As for the seafood, the girls probably didn't use raw fish for health reasons. It's possible they bought fish that doubles as being good for making soup stock -- such as frozen squid and frozen shrimp, scallop, frozen tuna for impromptu sashimi, and dried/preserved fish used for ryokan breakfast -- thus they could kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Those kinds of ingredients might have been why the curry had such varied textures.

After the last question, the hosts surprise Yamaguchi by revealing they will be making the curry with the same ingredients on the show. He then attempts to put on the Teddie outfit (he wore it earlier) and escape and even does Teddie's voice lol.

Yamaguchi comments on the smell being bad / fishy, but it's... edible...? In some manner...?

[mediocreanomaly]

Mermaid vash with s/o human reader

I feel like Vash would court the reader by giving them random "lost" stuff that he found from people that dropped things in the ocean, like bottles, broken camera, jewelry, a random knive. Anything shiny and cool looking ends up in the reader's hands from Vash. He'd be very happy if the reader accepts the gifts but if the reader gives him something? Any thoughts gone, Vash is malfunctioning.

Just thought this would be a cute idea

Authors Note: Guys please I'm a creature lover at heart don't get me started on these prompts- (joking please get me started on these prompts mer!Vash makes me happy)

Mer!Vash x Reader HC's

•Vash is extremely interested in humans. Think...Ariel lmao. Although humans are known for trying to poach merfolk (their scales and fins are extremely valuable) he can't help but love them!

•He does his best to stay hidden as he follows along boats from afar to watch the crew work during the day or play cards and drink at night. He sits on far away rocks on beaches to watch the humans splash in the water and sunbathe on the beach. Basically, if he can watch humans somewhere he'll be there

•Which is why when you became the newest light house keeper for the port, you were the perfect human for Vash to watch

•It was perfect, the lighthouse was far enough from the actual port that he could lay on the rocks with out being seen, he'd watch you through the light house windows, he'd watch when you'd leave to dip your feet in the water or sit on the rocks to watch the horizon. It became Vash's new favorite pass time so it was only a matter of time before you noticed your fishy companion

•When you first see him his lower body is in the water, only his head sits out watching you, you blink and begin approaching him thinking it's someone who's swam too close to the rocks

"Hey! This might not be the best place to swim. There's lots of rocks, and the actual swimmer's beach is-" You pause, caught off guard when, a couple of steps in, you see a long red and orange tail gleaming in the water. You lose your balance and fall into the shallow water screaming-

"ahhh!" "ahhh!" the merman mimics back in your voice, which only concerns you more and...leads you to scream again, "Ahhh!!!" "ahhh!!!"

•This whole mimicking thing seems to go back and forth for about two more screams before you settle. You catch your breath as you stare at the merman who just watches you curiously not making a move to leave

•You had heard of merfolk, everyone had but it was rare to see them unless you were a poacher and even then merfolk were famous for sinking the ships that were after them. You had met a cocky sailor once who had tried to boast by showing off a few mermaid scales he has sliced off some mermaid he was tracking but it had only disgusted you thinking about how terrified the poor girl must've been

•Although as you carefully look over the merman in front of you it doesn't look like this one has had any better luck, winding scars paint his chest and it seems he's missing an arm...you wearily glance up to the blue eyes watching you, you're pretty sure merfolks were supposed to have silted iris but this merman's pupils are blown wide with curiosity

"...so...can you copy anything I say?" you ask,

"...so...can you copy anything I say?" He repeats in your voice, which...is admittedly a bit creepy but he makes a pleased trill noise after he shows off

"Right...so you uh, have a name?" you ask, the merman nods eagerly then pauses looking a little sad before smiling and saying

"Vash!" in a woman's voice you've never heard before

•You come to realize that Vash can mimic pretty much any sound as long as he's heard it before. You assume it's some sort of hunting tactic which scared you a bit until you realized he mostly used it to mimic the noises of other sea animals to bring them closer, so it seemed humans were not on the merfolk menu

•Vash comes around pretty much every day, trying to communicate through half phrases he had heard and various chirps and trills you often had to decode the message of. Luckily he was very expressive so it helped with the context

•You find Vash loves human things, you even started bringing him foods after he snatched a bag of donuts from your hand one morning. So you eat most of your meals out by the rocks now, not that you mind. The life of a light house keeper was a lonely one, so you were glad for the company as unconventional as it may be

•The two of you actually become close, or...as close as a human and merman can get you guess? The only issue for you is you don't seem to realize how close you actually are

•Vash has decided. You'd be the perfect mate. You're a good swimmer (for a human), you provide food (donuts), and it only confirms it in his head when one day he makes and happy chirp noise and you jokingly try to mimic it back the same way he does, not realizing it's a show of affection in the merfolk world

•So Vash takes it upon himself to begin courting you. You know how I said think Ariel when you think about Vash? Yeah, he has a little cave in the ocean that he just collects trinkets in. Pennies, jewelry, screws, knives, if it shimmers he's picked it up and stashed it away. Which is why he's sure he'll be very good at scavenging to show you how good of a mate he would make!

•It starts off slow, when you're sitting on the rocks with Vash and he hands you a small shiny quarter. You glance up at him as he watches you eagerly waiting for a response. You smile and run your hand through his wet hair

"For me?" you hum, he makes an affirmative trill, tail slapping against the rock excitedly

"Well thank you, it's very nice Vash"

•Then the next day he brings you a necklace he found which you please him by wearing, something that just confirms his courting is working. Then he brings you an old camera, then a bottle, then a whole sword which you go wide eyed at when your smiling blonde companion pulls it out of the water

•You aren't 100% sure why Vash feels the need to bring you things but you enjoy the collection of shells, sand dollars, and shiny objects he leaves you. Although you feel a little bad that, besides the snacks you offer him, you haven't ever given him a gift

•So you go to the market the next day trying to find something. You didn't really know if Vash had a home to keep anything big in...where did merfolk live anyway? You'd have to ask Vash the next time you saw him- and you're getting distracted.

•You sigh almost giving up when a stall that glimmers in the sun catches your eye. Perfect! Vash loved shiny things! You run over to the stall to see what they have when your gaze lands on a gold earring. The whole "one earring" look was becoming popular among sailors, but...Vash liked mimicking humans, maybe he'd like this?

•You quickly buy it (in part thanks to all the spare change Vash leaves in your hands every morning) and head back out to the lighthouse

•When you get there Vash has already pushed himself up on the rocks waiting for you. He makes a pleased trill noise and greets you with a "Good morning!" in your own voice. You chuckle and carefully climb your way over to his spot and sit down

"Good morning to you too! Hold out your hand!" You urge as you dig in your bag for your gift, Vash gives a curious look and tilts his head letting out a questioning "vrr?"

"please? C'mon it's good surprise promise" you say, he nods not one to deny you and holds out his hand. You press the gold ear ring into his palm and smile at him.

"so? Do you like it? ...Vash? Uh...Vash?" You try to wave your hand in front of his face but his eyes are locked on the trinket, as if completely shocked. His face is...also going a very bright shade of red the longer he looks at it- did you break him?

"Vash if you don't like it-" Before you can finish that thought he quickly makes a panicked chirp when you go to grab it out of his hand and dives into the water leaving you wondering what just happened

•Vash, meanwhile, is running his fingers over the metal of the earring over and over again. Never in his wildest dreams had he expected a courting gift from you! This was so embarrassing! To accept courting advances was one thing but to be so bold as to court back? He never expected you to be so forward! Well...that just confirmed you wanted to be his mate...and that he'd have to up his courting tactics to really impress you

•After about a half hour of sitting bewildered at the mermans reaction you finally spot him as he peaks his head out of the water and- oh! He's wearing the gold earring, the hoop hanging from his right ear

"Vash! I almost thought you left for the day" you sigh padding into the water after him.

He shakes his head and makes a cooing noise before repeating "Hold out your hand!" just as you had earlier

"hmm? Oh you didn't have to get me something too but okay" You relent holding out your hand, expecting more change or something shiny-

"ahhhh!" you scream as a live fish about as big as your arm is dropped into your hands. You fumble and drop it, the fish flops around before darting away as soon as it hits the water. Vash frowns, this...was going to be harder than he thought.

[hayanwulf]

Stephen in spider-man homecoming

(In reference to the WIP game.)

Self-explanatory; Stephen is present in Spider-Man Homecoming!

He kind of shows up in Peter's scene coincidentally, and then of course Peter later rants about it to Happy, who informs Tony, who is so paranoid of magic that of course he tries to find out more about this wizard guy.

From there Stephen sends Tony in a wild goose chase, partially because he finds Tony annoying and partially for the shits and giggles.

Here's a snippet (Stephen recently dealth with Dormammu and he's Not Okay).

Soft footsteps could be heard behind him, signaling that the hero had apparently not left him alone yet. He tensed, able to feel Spider-Man creeping closer to his personal space without needing to see. Just when he thought that Spider-Man might try to touch him again, he instead flinched when the hero sat down next to him at a respectable distance, legs dangling off the roof similarly to his. “Not afraid of heights?” Spider-Man asked. Stephen internally sighed. He hated small talk, and talk in general was the last thing he wanted to do right now, especially with someone who was practically a stranger. “That, too, is none of your business,” Stephen told him blatantly. “Doesn’t your business entail catching thieves and stopping robberies? I think you should go tend to those.” Spider-Man shrugged, completely unperturbed by his clipped tone. “I would if something fishy was going on right now, but everything seems a-okay so I’m on a break.” Then, out of nowhere, the young hero brought out a wrap of tissue paper that emanated an unmistakable scent of fried dough, accentuated by the tinge of cinnamon & sweetness, and extended it towards Stephen. “Want some churros?” Stephen blinked down at the unexpected offering, then looked up at Spider-Man as if the hero was the weird one. “No.” “You sure?” Spider-Man tilted his head slightly. “Cause you look like—” he then raised his hand a little, “—I mean, I don’t mean to be rude! But, erm.. I noticed you don’t look very.. you seem like you might..” Stephen sighed. “Just say what you want to say.” Spider-Man fell silent for a second, then spoke up, “You look like you haven’t been eating well.” Stephen was suddenly hyper aware of just how terrible he must be looking if a random stranger felt the need to point it out. Embarrassment curled in his chest. Right as he was about to make a move to get up, the wrap of tissue was offered to him again, making him pause. “Well, this isn’t much,” Spider-Man said, emphasizing the offered churros, “But if you need help, my— Uh, I know this really nice lady who works at a homeless shelter.” “Are you saying that I look like a homeless person?” Stephen narrowed his eyes, more offended than embarrassed now. “I mean if you wanna know the truth, you look like a D&D cosplayer, but seeing the magic-y stuff you did just then—” he pointed a thumb behind them, where Stephen had arrived, “—maybe it’s not cosplay after all. Anyway, I don’t mean any offense, sir! I just thought maybe I’d help out, y’know?” “You talk a lot.” “So I’ve been told.” Stephen thought he could imagine a smile in the hero’s voice. “So, churros?” Stephen briefly looked down at the offering again, reminded that he had indeed not eaten anything after the morning breakfast, which had been cereals. His body was begging him to take the offering, stomach growling at the delicious scent. He turned back up at Spider-Man. “You’d help a random stranger who almost turned you into burnt soot?” Spider-Man tilted his head a little. “You didn’t, though.” “I could’ve,” Stephen whispered inaudibly, turning his head away. It had been extremely reckless. He had almost incinerated a person just because they had made an innocent gesture of touch on him. He might as well be a threat to humanity with his level of.. reaction. “Yeah, but you didn’t,” Spider-Man said, apparently having heard Stephen’s murmur. He had no idea how. He turned back towards the hero and found him insistently passing the churros now. “Here, take it. I’m sure you’ll feel a bit better after having them. They’re really good!” A little hesitantly, Stephen extended his hand and took the offered tissue wrap from Spider-Man. The hero didn’t say anything, but Stephen could practically feel the happiness he radiated at that moment, with how his legs swung and his body swayed. Stephen opened the tissue, cautious to not let the shaking of his hand make the churros fall off. Carefully, he picked up a churro and took a bite. It tasted heavenly.

[el-mnopqr]

random ran headcanons cuz i missed his birthday 😭

- has a very strict skin care routine that he does each night before bed

- loosely braids his hair before he sleeps so it isn’t tangled in the morning

- probably gets a silk press for special occasions lol

- got rindou his first dj booth (he’s literally the best big brother ever)

- paints his nails but only in dark colours

- definitely learnt english and french so it would help his dream of being a foreign celeb

- probably says things randomly in french to annoy the other tenjiku members lol

- aroace spectrum :) but will flirt cuz he thinks it’s fun

- definitely does retail therapy 100%

- no filter at all literally just says whatever he’s thinking

- treats kakuchou like his youngest sibling

- i think he’d get his brows threaded too lmao

- would randomly buy gifts for people just because it reminded him of them (he got lots of stuff for izana’s fishies)

- since it’s canon that his favorite spot is his bed he probably has one of those super expensive memory foam beds and the sheets are like the finest silk and stuff

- uses anyone that’s shorter than him as an arm rest (rindou hates this)

- secretly loves chick flicks

- is absolutely terrible at giving any type of advice ever but because he’s so charismatic the tenjiku members will believe anything he says (with the exception of izana who sees right through him)

[starry-hughes]

omg blurb about cam finding out plss

jamie isn’t expecting cam to come over unannounced. he doesn’t see a big problem with it. emery and him were just hanging out and drinking a little.

cam, who decides the twenty dollar uber home is too much and obviously he isn’t going to drive under the influence so he is like “can i crash here?”

emery and jamie agree but then it dawns on emery that her stuff is scattered around the guest room. “let me go change the sheets in the room quickly,” jamie says realizing it as well.

“i’m going to head to bed, night cam,” emery says before making a big show of going into jamie’s room. cam heads to help jamie but stops when he can see through the crack of the guest room door. cam is slightly confused but then he sees jamie throwing things into a suitcase and shoving it into the closet to hide.

jamie eventually lets cam into the room to help. cam tries to ignore the fact that random stuff that is definitely emery’s is scattered around the room still. but cam knows after that something is fishy

[fishstick-of-doom]

The voices are telling me to rewrite the 100k word long book I wrote when I was 15.

[idontplaytrack]

Wednesday Afternoon

Janis 'Imi'ike x fem! reader

Warnings: angst

Janis is five months pregnant. Turning 34 is a bittersweet occasion.

The sun’s barely risen that morning and you’d already rolled out of bed. After freshening up, you stopped by Kalia’s room to take a peek, it was a habit. She was still soundly asleep, just like you had expected. To no surprise, Akoni was also awake.

“Hey, good morning.” He smiled, looking at you for a beat while making a fresh pot of coffee. There was also a kettle of water boiling. “Boiling some water too so you can have your tea instead of coffee.”

You smiled back, “Thanks Dad.”

“No problem.” He pulled out your favourite mug for you from the cupboard before pouring himself a mug of coffee and sitting down at the table. “We have all of the stuff we need to make the Laulau.”

“Already? I thought you said we were going to have to buy a few ingredients.” You asked, shocked.

“Don’t have to, we’re all set.” He assured, “Let’s have some breakfast before we get started.”

You saw him take out a plate of manapua from the steamer. Eyes widening, “How early did you wake up?”

“Just twenty minutes ago.” He laughed lightly at your expression, “Here, let’s eat.”

“Thank you.”

“Kalia’s still doing that thing where she walks up to Jan and says a random name?”

“Been about a week, but yes she’s still going up to Janis, rubbing her stomach and saying ‘Hi’ along with a name.” You chuckled, taking a bite out of the steamed bun.

“Any shortlisted names yet?” He asked curiously.

“Actually last night, Kalia said the name ‘Emmy’. Janis really liked that— as a nickname. After Kalia got back to playing with her toys, we talked for a little bit. Settled on the name ‘Emelia. She wanted to honour Emily, and Kalia’s obviously going to be happy about it so…yeah.”

“‘Emelia?” Akoni repeated, “I think that’s perfect.”

You smiled, “Ah, you’ll like whatever names we picked, Dad. We know you.”

“Hey, you ladies know how to pick names, alright?”

“Middle name is between Mahina and Lani.”

“See? Great choices.”

After a brief breakfast, you and Akoni got started on preparations for the Laulau. “How ya doing over there?” He asked, looking to his left. You were helping him rinse the excess salt off the butterfish before seasoning the pork and chicken.

“I got it.” You told him, face nearly squirming up. You and the fishy smells were never a good mix. But for Janis, you gotta do what you gotta do.

The whole process to cook the laulau took about four hours, and you would not have been able to do that without his help. He was a pro at this, and just cooking in general. You technically didn’t have to be awake so early, but you wanted to time everything properly so that Janis could wake up to her favourite dish on her birthday for breakfast. She was turning 34, officially outliving her mother Emily today. You knew she was nervous more than anything, with Emmy being the second child, Janis was afraid…because of the association she had in her mind— Emily died while giving birth to Janis’ sister, the second child.

“I haven’t made this in ages.” Akoni said, “This does not compare to what Emily used to make, y/n.”

You flashed a crooked smile as your mind began to get flooded with fading memories of the said woman who was incredibly warm and kind, and beautiful. Janis held a striking resemblance to Emily, but had Akoni’s smile and attitude. “Oh, I was looking for you.” Janis’ voice snapped you out of it. “Good morning.” You went up to her, kissing her on the lips, “Happy birthday.”

She smiled softly, “Thank you. Morning, Dad.”

“Good morning.” Akoni gave her a hug from the side, “Breakfast is ready.”

Janis looked at the food on the table and gasped, “How on earth, did— oh my God, you woke up way too early for this, you guys.”

“It’s worth it.” You squeezed her shoulder and pulled a chair out for her to sit. She sat down, holding onto your hand, nudging you to sit down as well.

“That plate is yours.” Akoni pointed to the one right in front of Janis while looking at her. “y/n, this. Is for you. No fish, just chicken and pork.”

You looked at him, surprised, “What?”

“I made these for you. You need to eat too, silly girl.”

You exhaled shakily, how did you not notice?

“Thanks, eat too. You got up the earliest, Dad.”

“I know, I know. Eating now.” He laughed a little, “Let’s eat, hm? Enjoy the little bit of quiet before the kid wakes up.” As soon as he said that, you heard Nemo walking out from yours and Janis’ room. His paws on the wooden floors, and the sound of his collar. “Hi, buddy.” You greeted him airily, he stood next to your chair, “Aaand, you’re just waiting for food. I’ll be right back.” You told Janis and Akoni, then went to the kitchen to quickly prep his food and give it to him. “I’m gonna go out for a bit after breakfast.”

“Where to?” You asked.

“I can give you a ride, Janis.” Akoni replied.

“I—” Janis’ voice got shaky, “I just— I want to go see Mama.”

“Yeah, we’ll go right after this. Okay?”

The silence that followed was tense, without acknowledgement. Still, everyone ate their food. No other words were exchanged until Janis got up to change her clothes. “I’ll just be a minute.”

“Sure, sweetie. Take your time.” Akoni answered, then noticed the look on your face, “Kalia’s still asleep, so just stay here with her first, okay? I’ll come back later to take you and her there if you want.” Still, you seemed tense. Anxious, even. “Everything’s fine.” Akoni assured, “Okay? She’s okay. I promise.”

You nodded, out of habit resting your arm across Nemo and fiddling with the tag on his collar. He stayed still, sensing your anxiety.

Janis and Akoni quietly left the house after he’d grabbed the keys and Janis pressed a kiss to your cheek. She doesn’t say anything, but Akoni told you that he’d be back soon. You watched them leave, as though frozen in your seat at the table. Nemo moved, resting his head on your lap.

Eventually, you got moving too, doing chores. Nemo followed you around, but then he started playing with his toys in the living room while you occupied yourself with cleaning. An hour goes by, it was now ten in the morning and Kalia was now awake. “What do you want for breakfast?”

“Cereal. I want Fruit Loops.” She was already standing by the fridge, holding onto the handle.

“Sure, baby.”

“I’ll make it.” She beamed, “Did you eat your breakfast yet, mama?”

“I did.” You nodded, forcing a smile.

“Mama, watch TV with meeee.” Kalia tugged onto your arm, “C’mon Nemo, TV time.”

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“I can’t sit on the ground right now, so I’m just going to be standing.” Janis laughed dryly. “Hi, mama.” Akoni stepped back, letting her have her own space. “I couldn’t sleep last night, I just kept thinking. About you, about Jenna, then about the baby…I just— it’s like a warzone in my head these days.”

The weather was nice and warm, probably what kept her focused on one thing in this moment instead of focusing on her racing thoughts. She looked directly at her mom’s headstone, picturing her just sitting there and actually responding. “I can’t help but feel so scared as I get closer and closer to my duedate. I keep thinking something bad’s going to happen, and I’d end up…” Janis swallowed the painful lump in her throat, “That I’d end up dead and giving everyone a whole other pain to deal with. I don’t want to think like that, but it’s happening no matter what I try to distract myself with. I cannot shake the image of the aftermath if my anxiety is right. I cannot have my wife become a widow, my kids cannot be without me. I cannot have dad lose another family member, another child.”

“Believe me, I talked to my therapist about this, she says it’s normal for the anxiety to be here but it is eating me alive. It’s pushing me away from my wife and she’s been so worried.”

Once she’s let that all out, Janis just stood there, swiping her tears away. Then, she shut her eyes and took deep breaths to calm herself down. She pictures Emily, standing right in front of her, holding her hands. That warmth that felt like such a distant memory all came rushing back to her. She smiled.

“Janis, you’ll be fine. Just like you are now. You’ll have to trust me, baby.”

Janis choked on a sob, letting out a shaky breath.

“I’m scared, mama.”

“I know, I know that, my love. I understand that, but you don’t have to be. I’ve been watching over you, over y/n, over Kalia and your dad…I would never let anything happen to you all. I may not be Earthside, but I’m still with you. You hear me? You’ll be okay.”

“You— I miss you so much, mama.”

Janis felt Emily caress her face and look at her with eyes so full of love and joy. Janis couldn’t help but smile too, but then cried even harder when all the moments of hardship throughout her life after Emily’s passing came to mind, more specifically those moments with you and Kalia.

You, miscarrying while Janis wasn’t home. But someone was home with you.

You, having hyperemesis gravidarum but never needing to be in the E.R. for fluids.

Kalia getting sick as an infant, but she got just the help she need because someone had heard you standing up for her.

You, having a tumor but it wasn’t malignant.

And herself, fainting due to low blood pressure but Regina just happened to be nearby.

That was all Emily.

“I’m always going to be your Mom.” Emily continued, “I say you’ll be okay, so you will. I ka olelo no ke ola, i ka 'olelo no ka make. You remember that?”

“Yeah.” Janis sniffled. “‘In speech is life, in speech is death.’”

Emily nodded, that same look still on her face, “What else?”

Janis took a second but said, “He kehau ho’oma’ema’e ke aloha.”

“Love is like a cleansing dew.” Emily repeated, “Trust in your village, they’ve got your back. Always. The people you have in your life right now, are your people. They’re in your life for a reason, just like you are in theirs. Love is a powerful thing, Janis.”

“I love you, always.” Janis hugged her, “Thank you.”

Once Janis opened her eyes, she was ready to leave. She was ready to go home. To you, to Kalia. To her people. Her own little village, who loves her so very much. Turning around, Janis tells Akoni she was ready to go home. He nodded, “y/n wants to come by, so I’ll drop you off at home, and take her here, okay?”

“Yeah.” Janis dried her tears with a tissue that Akoni gave her, “Okay. Don’t forget the flowers.”

Akoni sets down the bouquet of roses, marigolds and lilies. “I’ll be back with y/n.” He kissed his hand and touched the stone after, then got up and back to the car.

Kalia didn’t want to tag along, so Janis stayed home with her while you stepped out. You greeted her with a kiss, “Hi, I’ll see you in a bit, okay, honey?” Janis smiled and kissed you back before you’d put your shoes on. Behind her, Akoni was waiting. You got into the front seat with him, buckled up and he drove away from the house.He puts on your favourite playlist for the drive, the silence has now been comfortable.

“We already got flowers, so don’t worry about that.”

“Oh, okay.”

After approximately thirty minutes, you’d arrived at the place that you only saw about four or five times a year. Akoni walked with you to where Emily was rested, then stepped back again to let you have your space.

“Hi, Emily.” You seemed a little bit awkward, you always have.

You sighed, letting your mind run free. Like for Janis, Emily showed up in front of you.

“I always tell you to call me Mom but you never listen, honey. I’m not going to force you, though.” She chuckled. “How are you, sweetheart?”

“I’m…fine.” You answered, fiddling with your thumbs. She held onto your hands to stop it, catching your gaze. “I’m fine, the pain’s been manageable lately, but I’m worried about Jan. Because— she’s so scared about when the time comes to actually have the baby. She’s scared that what happened to you would happen to her. And I don’t know what else to do but assure her things would be okay.”

“I know, honey. I talked to her.” Emily hummed, her voice was as soothing as always. “And…you being by her side, letting her know things would be okay…is more than enough. It’s scary, unnerving, I know that. I see it all, but trust me, she will be okay. Emmy will be okay.”

You looked at her confused, almost.

Emily smiled, slightly amused by your expression, “I ka olelo no ke ola, i ka 'olelo no ka make. In speech is life, in speech is death. As long as you have me, as long as you believe…things will be fine. Just like they have been.”

You looked like you were about to burst into tears while you slowly got the same flashbacks as Janis. “It’s okay to be scared, that’s a part of life. But believing in the good things, in love, in your own village to always have your back. That’s an even bigger part of life, what makes it worth it.”

“Thank you.” You sniffled, “Mom, thank you for watching over us.”

She smiled brightly, wiping your tears away.

And with one last hug, your eyes opened up and she was gone with the wind.

You took one more look at the headstone, then turned on your heels to leave and let Akoni have his turn. “I’ll wait for you in the car, Dad.”

“Okay, honey. Watch your step. I won’t be long.”

You sat in the front seat once again, escaping the humidity briefly. Your playlist was still streaming softly through the speakers. You laid back and shut your eyes to rest, trying to digest everything you’d just heard. You weren’t sure how long it had been, but you woke up when Akoni got into the driver’s seat. “Alright, ready to go?”

“Yeah.” You nodded in agreement, and off he went.

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On the way home, Akoni stopped at a bakery to pick up Janis’ birthday cake. And a shave ice from Lupe’s shop. Then, you guys were home. Nemo ran up to you two once the door opened, then Kalia and Janis came over too. “Hi.” Janis hugged Akoni then kissed you on the lips. “Brought a treat.” Akoni smiled, showing her the shave ice. “Ooh.” Janis gasped, “Thank you thank you, that’s amazing it’s so hot.”

“Enjoy.” He handed her the cup, laughing then turned to Kalia, “Didn’t forget about you, sweetie. There are ice pops in the fridge or you can have some of these cookies and brownies I just got.” Kalia’s playful sulk disappeared, she grinned now, “The purple brownies?!” Ube. Ube brownies. Half the box was that, and the other half was macadamia and guava cookies.

“Yep.” Akoni confirmed.

Kalia squealed, “Thank youuuu. I can take one now?” She seemed to have realised that these treats were only purchased on special occasions.

“Of course you can.” Akoni said to her, “Be careful. Here you go.” Kalia took the box excitedly and walked over to the kitchen island to set it down. In the meantime, Akoni took Nemo out for a walk after putting the cake in the fridge. You and Janis joined Kalia in front of the TV, watching an old Disney sitcom that she’s picked out. Kalia was snuggled in between you and Janis, and then she held out her plate of goodies offering them to you. “It’s okay, you eat them. I’ll get some later.”

“Eat one. There’s a lot.” She insisted, squinting at you.

“Okay.” You gave in, not wanting her to question anything. Even though you simply didn’t feel like having it now, no other reason. You grabbed a brownie and took a bite out of it, this bakery never disappoints. The sweets were always delicious.

Suddenly, Janis gasped and you whipped your head towards her direction so quickly. “What?”

“She kicked.” Janis was literally grinning from ear to ear, “Emmy kicked.”

Your eyes went wide, “Really?” She just grabbed your hand and placed it on her bump. True enough, you felt it. Kalia did too, “So cool.”

“Yeah.” Janis agreed, pressing a kiss to the kid’s head. “Wait, you and mama decided on a name already?” Kalia then looked between you and Janis. “Yep. Thanks to your suggestion.” Janis confirmed after sharing a look with you, “Officially, she’s ‘Emelia, but you get to call her Emmy.”

“Good.” The kid beamed, feeling Janis’ bump again, “I like that name.”

“We do too, my love. It’s a great one.” You quipped. About an hour later, Akoni returned home with Nemo, Regina, Cady and their kids. Soon, Aaron showed up too. “Okay— why is literally everyone we know here?”

“It’s your birthday, dummy.” Damian remarked.

Janis rolled her eyes, Kalia laughed and jumped out of her seat to give her aunts a hug. “Hi, Jeanie.” Regina and Cady greeted her, both of them engulfing her in a hug together.

Then they got to decorating the dining room with some decorations while Aaron and Damian helped Akoni with dinner— and ate the leftover Laulau from the morning.

“I’m gonna go take a shower.” Janis decided, “I’ll be right back, honey.”

“Okay, Jan. Be careful.”

“I will.” She smacked a kiss to your cheek, then laughed, “They definitely want pictures to be taken since they’re putting decorations up. And I feel sweaty and gross so— yeah.”

Kalia snuggled up against your side to finish the rest of the movie while Janis was in the shower. You let them work, content to be spending some relaxing time with your daughter. Pretty soon, Regina and Jace joined you both on the couch. Cady was sitting at the dining table feeding Marlowe. “You wanna pick something to watch?” Kalia handed the remote over to Jace. “Ooh, sure.” He agreed immediately. “I’m gonna go check on mommy. One sec.” You slid out from her arms and padded into the bedroom, “Start without me, okay?”

“Jan?” You knocked on the door.

“Yeah?”

“You okay?” You peeked in the door.

“Yep. Why?” She asked. You stepped into the bathroom entirely. “Oh, you wanna join me.” She chuckled, “Come on in, then.”

You put your hair up in a messy bun and got undressed, then stepped inside the shower. She couldn’t resist and kissed your shoulder almost immediately. “A little warning, this girl’s very active today— constantly kicking my bladder. So if I pee? It’s Emmy’s fault.”

“Ugh, I know.” You laughed, lathering some body wash on your palm to wash yourself. “I know how that is.”

Not even a minute later, you felt exactly that happening. “Did you just pee?”

“Meh, I warned you.” Janis shrugged, “Not my fault she’s kicking me like she’s trying to get out of me and play with water.”

“It happens.” You regained your composure quickly. “With Kalia, I could barely get enough sleep.”

“I know.” She recalled, “I got lucky.”

You got out of the shower first, rejoining Kalia on the couch. Janis exited a few minutes later, dressed in pastel yellow and blue striped button down shirt and her favourite pair of comfy sweatpants. Smart. The photos would only show what shirt she was wearing, not her pants.

Soon, dinner was laid on the kitchen island and the cake? It took the place in the middle of the dining table. Akoni asked Janis to sit down so he could get a photo of her with the cake alone. Then, he got you to join, then Kalia, then Kalia asked to take a photo with Janis alone. Of course he obliged. At last, he took a photo of everyone with her. “Dad, I want a photo with you. Just you, come on. I won’t forget.” Janis glared at him playfully. He obliged, joining in next to her while you took a few pictures.

Then the birthday song was sung to Janis. She liked it, but only because it was just the family present. With any other people around, she would’ve said no to it right away. Janis cut the cake, leaving the first slice untouched on the table. The next one to her Dad, then to you. She however didn’t eat her cake until she had given out a slice to everyone. “How good is this?” Damian remarked.

“Oh, you’ll be in for a lot of good stuff, dude. We get a cake from this bakery for every birthday.”

“Lucky me.” He said, words garbled because of the cake in his mouth.

You took occasional glances at Janis while eating your slice of cake, trying to not-do-subtly check if she was doing okay. But you couldn’t tell, exactly. “I’m okay, honey.” She answered, that was all you needed to hear. It was the way she said it, that had you believe that she was truly fine. A lovely conversation followed throughout dinner, reminding you all of old times. While Janis was recounting a particular memory from the ‘run away from June’ trip to New York, the doorbell rang. Janis took this chance to get up and stretch, she answered the door. “Gretchen! Karen, oh, Gosh. Hey, guys.”

“Happy birthday, honey.” Gretchen gave her a careful hug, “Sorry we’re late. Our plane landing was delayed.”

“It’s alright, I’m glad to see you guys. Come on in, it’s been forever.” Janis pushed the door open wider for them to walk into the house. ”There’s some cake at the table— really good. Dinner’s on the island. Help yourselves, join us in the gabsesh.”

“Ooh, thanks.” Gretchen took Karen by the hand and led her to the table first for cake. Then, the pair joined the whole group to chat. “How’s everything?”

“Um, today was a little rough but I’m alright, baby’s alright too, so, that’s what matters. Whatever it is, she’s my priority right now.” They seemed to understand pretty quickly what she meant by rough. They knew what had happened to Emily at this age. Not always, but they found out eventually. In fact, other than your sister, you were the next to be told about Janis’ Mom and younger sister.

The evening proceeded in a blur for most, but was vivid to Janis. She looked around, taking in every smile, every cheer at a winning round of a board game, every laughter, every squeal from reacting to a movie they’d decided to watch. These little…moments that most took for granted? She’s been paying attention to them a lot after the morning. It was because of these little moments that made life worth living. Because she had good people around her who loved her, home and home away from home. These little moments, they weren’t that little. They meant the world to her that they even thought of her on her birthday, but that wasn’t all. Because they made the effort and took the time and planned to come here, to be with her. At the end of the day, nothing mattered but her family. This bunch. And only this bunch, no one else mattered, no matter how hard they try to bring any of you down.

“Thank you.” Said Janis as she looked up from ger phone, you turned to look at her and set your phone down. She held your face and crashed her lips onto yours.

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[destinyc1020]

The Austin/Kendall thing is so random and sounds like total bullshit. Sadly there are still people out there who believe it without any proof.

Deumoxi mentioned she has gotten a few anonymous messages regarding Austin in the last few days. It's been Zoe Kravitz, Emily Ratajkowski, and now Kendall? Which just proves it's all made up.

Someone is working extra hard to make Austin the bad guy. While a certain nepo baby has actually been photographed with multiple different guys. BEFORE it came out she and Austin split....just saying.

Something fishy is going on.......who knows maybe it's just a bitter Kaia stan mad Austin dumped her ass. It's not the first time fans have sent in random fanfic stories.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees this as bullsh*t. Like you said, most of these rumors only started coming out AFTER it was announced that Austin is now single.

First, her anons tried to say smthg was going on between Austin and Zoe.... and, who knows? Maybe? I wasn't thinking anything at first, but her accidently following and unfollowing one of his fan accounts made me go hmm lol... 🤔 But still, no REAL proof of anything going on btwn them.

Then, just this week alone, deuxmoi's anons have claimed that now Austin has something going on with Emily Rata-whatshername. 🙄

Then, just yesterday, it's like, oh no, Austin is really secretly seeing Kendall Jenner. 🥴 Like, what?

Pretty soon, by the end of this month, people are going to have Austin linked up to every single celebrity woman in Hollywood! 🙄

Will y'all leave this man alone? He's just trying to live his life, do his work, and enjoy his friends and family after a breakup. 😔

I swear, the way people make up straight up LIES about Austin all 👏🏾 the 👏🏾time 👏🏾 on the internet really should be studied. Like, there's absolutely NO PROOF of anything these people have claimed for years, and yet, people still believe baseless rumors. 🙄

One thing I'll say though is, at least people are choosing women to gossip about that are at least close to his own age lol. 🤭 Those age ranges would be best for him to date.

Someone is working extra hard to make Austin the bad guy. While a certain nepo baby has actually been photographed with multiple different guys. BEFORE it came out she and Austin split....just saying.

THANK YOU!! 👏🏾

They need to be speculating about HER love life, since she's the one who's actually been out here spotted with every Tom, Dick, and Harry for MONTHS! 😂

I'm telling you, deuxmoi has always been very biased about this relationship (if you can even call it that 😒), and she favors and protects Kaia ALL the time. She even tried making excuses for her when the Marcello sighting and photos came out. 🙄 Even though, that looked sus asl for a woman who's got a bf. 👀

I'm just gonna assume now that Kaia and Austin were already broken up by Sept, cuz her behavior was just straight up wildin' for a woman with a bf. So, I think she had already gotten dumped and was just acting out and rebounding with every guy in town rofl.

Something fishy is going on.......who knows maybe it's just a bitter Kaia stan mad Austin dumped her ass. It's not the first time fans have sent in random fanfic stories.

Yea girl, people make stuff up into deuxmoi all the time. They even brag all the time about creating fake stories on group chats and sending them in to see which ones she'll actually post.🙄 It's a mess.

That's why I take things on there with a HUGE grain of salt.

Unless there are pictures, or a post sent in sounds very credible, I always go 50/50 on whether I believe it or not.

And yea, maybe Kaia's 5 fans or the 3 Kaustin shippers are just sending in fake stuff coz they're bitter lol. The same thing happened with the Vanessa breakup too. Just a bunch of lies people made up all the time. Fans act more mad about a breakup than the actual woman involved in the breakup!

And with Austin and Vanessa, we STILL don't know who broke up with whom! At least with Kaustin it's pretty clear that Austin broke up with her. But with Vanessa, we don't even know. 🤷🏾‍♀️ All people do is speculate and make up stuff. 🙄

[ryuichirou]

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Anonymous asked:

Dayummm Azul is BIGGGG LOOK AT THAT BOY! DAYUMMM

Hehe thank you!!

I am happy I managed to figure out how to draw the fishies… Azul is one thicc boy

Anonymous asked:

What do you think of Silver x Kalim? Cater x Leona? LMC + Rook x Idia?

Kalim/Silver is cute but unfortunately too cute to click with us; their interactions are sweet and wholesome, but they don’t really give us anything we look for in ships.

Cater/Leona is hmmm nothing against it, but we’re not invested enough in either of them to ship them, plus we haven’t seen anything from their interactions that would grab our attention yet.

Love Rook/Idia though! We have a tag for them and just posted them a week ago, and I’ll write a hc post about them soon… well, at some point…

Anonymous asked:

🐩 anon has arrived once more to thank you for your absolutely delicious art. I had to come out of twst burnout, it's so hard to enjoy the fandom when it's all self righteous antis trying to police the game as if it's not catered to basically young adults and older. These kids have me baffled, it's as if they believe pixels are real people.

I can hardly stand to look at TWST Tumblr anymore either, they're all so white knighted that you'd think they were paid to be piss babies in circles they don't belong in. It's one of those "Why put yourself in that position to see it, if you didn't want to be there in the first place".

Hi 🐩 anon, long time no see! Thank you for being around and still enjoying my art.

I feel you, it really is difficult when you keep seeing people saying the same type of antis bullshit over and over and over again; even if you become apathetic about it, it’s still very annoying. Mostly because it’s impossible to ignore completely – they love to invite themselves to spaces that aren’t meant for them. That’s like the whole idea. No one is forcing anyone to see anything, every ship and triggering trope is always tagged in some way or another, but instead of avoiding this type of stuff they use the tagging system to shit on certain characters and ships directly, just so you couldn’t look for your favourite thing without seeing their outbursts of unsolicited opinions.

It really is very annoying.

Anonymous asked:

🐩 anon again, but now with one that's more funny and teehee haha random info that I thought you'd think it'd be interesting or funny

On that note, I came here because I started a DND campaign with a group over a twst based campaign. It reminded me of you, which made me invested in the campaign. Now I have a whore serving with 18th century fashion, giving Vil a run for his money. So far, 10/10. He has major Edmund and Idia vibes, wants no part of it, gets shit luck anyways and so far, has slept with Bird Man for Ramshackle funds on a bad roll. Mans is a survivor and we are barely halfway into chapter 1 😭

It’s so sweet that you got reminded of us and got invested… I am very glad you’re having fun! “Rewriting” your negative fandom experience with a positive one and good associations is so important.

Major Edmund and Idia vibes + a 18th century fashion whore??? SLEEPING WITH BIRD MAN??? An icon and a hustler. I don’t know him but I love him already…

Anonymous asked:

Good lord. I had randomly followed a twst blog but then I saw them posting about how even though there is a two year age difference between the third-years and first-years, it’s wrong to ship them because the first-years treat them, especially the housewardens, like idols and apparently that’s grooming. Like, no, that’s you in Delululand and I’m about to unfollow and block. #staytoxicbestie

Yeah they seem to have discovered this idea and now put it everywhere, harassing JackVil shippers and such. It’s one of those moments when I genuinely hope that they deliberately lie and reach because I am scared of the idea of anyone being this dumb.

It does suck that there seems to be more people like that lately, and they don’t even tag their accs with “proship dni” anymore either. Gee I wonder why.

[nickssidewitch]

hi kiki, i’m not coming to you with the intention of adding on to the drama which is why im asking not to post this publicly but please at least take what i’m saying into consideration because i have noticed something fishy.

i think all of us need to have a conversation about jackson's "hate account". while im not accusing anyone of anything, i will point out how that blog seems to know so much about him, bringing his personal matters on here when he's barely been here for a month, and has very little information about himself on his own page.

because think about it; it's like WHO are you and why do you allegedly know so much about someone who's fairly new to the tumblr side of the fandom? bringing up shit from his high school days—his best friend and all this stuff? why would a random ass hate blog on tumblr have this much into on someone who just got here?

either way, the blog is disgusting and needs to be taken down. the owner of it is clearly heartless but i can't help to be curious about who's really running it.

Jackson and I know who it is after having conversations, and that’s why we want it gone! There’s nothing fraudulent here.

[mysteriesmuse]

Class 1-A Reacting to a reader with a quirk like in H2O Mermaids. Pt 2

Your quirk allows you to waterbend, but at the cost of transforming into a mermaid everytime you touch water. And the full moon has you going all mermaid stir crazy. Part 1

The Girls

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Oijiro really likes your quirk! He’s kinda jealous that your tail is strong and so much prettier than his! Frequently refers to you as his “tail sister” and you call him your “tail brother.” Just two kids; one from another mister and one from another mother

the two of you frequently hit the gym together for similar lower body sets. It’s important that your lower bodies are strong enough to support really strong tails! Really enjoys conversation with you. Although he’s not sure why you seem to ask him about what restaurants he likes. Maybe it’s another project for your boba blog *shrugs*

Really solid friends and enjoys hanging out with you. (a little worried you’re gonna figure out his crush. Oh Tail-Man, we been knew.)

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Sato thinks your quirk is pretty nifty, but pretty inconvenient! He really likes small talk with you and has often poked his head out of his dorm room to see you whistling. always knows what you’re here for. “oh Y/N Chan! Would you like to come in and try a piece of this cake I’m making?” yea you do that frequently, so does everyone else. It’s a daily occurrence for him. Follows your blog! He’s got a sweet tooth and needs to know where the best stuff is at. If you’re gonna eat sweets, go Plus Ultra! he also really wants to ask if he can be apart of your review on mochi next! He’s heard Uraraka talking about it and he really wants to join you! He frequently gets asked to help you when you’ve fished out. He doesn’t mind, but he can tell that you do. Yes, he does find your annoyance at it a little funny

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Hanta Sero thinks your water “allergy” is downright hilarious. Poor monkey was climbing trees with you for an obstacle course when a random spring rain shower blew in. He absolutely freaking PANICKED!!!

Saw you lose, not only lose your footing, but your feet and immediately shot out tape to prevent you from plummeting to the ground. you were immensely grateful and started crying while you swung like a pendulum bc of the stress of it all. Now he greets you with a wink and calls you “A Great Catch” partly bc you’re a fish in the sea and partly bc you’re a great gal and would figuratively be a great catch. But - it’s mostly for the literal one. Because he caught you and saved your life, remember? Which is what he says everytime you poke your head out of the pool, and decide to grab and snag him by the tape to drag him in!! —————

Yuga Aoyama has a penchant for sparkly thinks and you are one very sparkly mermaid. He thinks your glimmer is divine! Definitely considers you his rival for the spotlight. Although the sentiment of this knowledge is not shared. He keeps up the mindset of “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” Frequently attempts to sit next you during meals. Although he can’t stand your fishy smelling meals, it makes him puke, so he usually chickens out. frequently interrupts your study sessions with elaborate charcuterie boards. he views it as “infiltration of your studies” while you and the rest of your friends munch on these delicious snacks. You really like Aoyama and think he’s such a nice guy! Unfortunately he is still trying to find out the secret to your sparkle 🤫

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Koda really likes hanging out with you. In preparation for any kind of scenario Aizawa suggested that he practicing speaking to marine life more often and ever since he’s been making routine stops at the aquarium and aquatic rehabilitation center. you two hang out with each other quite often at the marine center where you both work and exercise your quirks. It’s not quite a work study, per se, more like professional-field supplemental studies. Koda normally comes in to try and speak to the marine hospital patients and you usually visit them in the recovery bays. The marine staff like having you come in and play with some of the big marine fish bc it helps the recovery process. it makes them less lonely and you can actually keep up with them! they've taught you a few swimming tricks along the way!

after youre both done you and Koda love taking a stroll through the aquarium together and tryto identify all fish in the big tank. other times you both run around the place with the kids Aqurium Bingo charts and try and beat the other to “bingo!!” —————

Tokoyami understands that moonlight for you is like darkness for him. He’s happily holed up in the dorm all night at the same times you are. If Bakugou doesn’t manage to wake up and catch you on your floor, then Tokoyami will catch you as you move downstairs. he and dark shadow will catch you and try and move you upstairs as quickly and quietly as possible. The stealth is extremely necessary because Mineta is one of his floor mates and there’s no sense in making a ruckus and waking him up either. Luckily, his floor mates are all pretty heavy sleepers. the class has an ongoing bet that he drops more feathers than you drop scales and vice versa. It’s just something that naturally comes with the territory. unfortunately though, instead of merely going on hearsay there’s two large jars in the commons area where people collect them so that they can be counted later. tokoyami wasn’t sure he could blush as a bird, but he was just as embarrassed as you when they announced the bet. And the two of you usually squirm past the jars at any point of the day. So far it looks like there’s more feathers, but they’re so fluffy that they take up more visual space. Meanwhile, your scales jar looks like it barely holds anything, but there is a nice little pile at the bottom. he doesn’t wanna find out and neither do you, so you both suffer in the embarrassment and excitement that your classmates have over this bet. Let’s just hope that someone wins something really good at the end of this. —————

Shoji thinks your watery quirk is super fitting because you have such a bubbly personality! Really thinks you’re just the best and likes hanging out with you. He sort of had a turning point when you told him that it didn’t matter what he looked like on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. That’s what makes him a hero. And you assured him you don’t find his arms scary, that’s more hands for helping others. Which you know he’ll do bc he’s so generous and kind-hearted. Plus you think he resembles an octopus with all those arms! Was AMAZED someone like you said that. Your quirk makes you look so gorgeous and you’re not at all afraid of him. I mean he felt like the Hunch Back of Notre Dome. since then he thinks that if someone like you can like him then so can others! And thinks you’re so so kind. Calls you his Angelfish bc of that heart-to-heart. 🥹 now he’s got much better self-esteem. He still wears the mask, but isn’t as self-conscious about it. Doesn’t mind to carry you around everywhere/anywhere when you need it. Carries you bridal style and makes extra sure not to accidentally clip your tail on tight corners or furniture. Enjoys using his strength to help you.

[tinytinybumblebee]

oooh! so strange how they just ended off ofmd at ep 6... i wonder why??? so strange, but i have random hcs on what the kiddos on the revenge would fixate on!! (+ ages too!! :>)

Eddie (ages 1 - 4): squids, dolls and beaches

- squids: oooh, eddie just loves squids!! mostly because mama stede calls him 'little squid', and that he finds them so silly! they just swim in such a strange way? eddie wants to try!! so now he swims like a squiddy XD and he reads lots of books about fishies and squids ;u; (and him and fang and izzy are all just sitting around each other and info dumping about each others favorite sea creatures ;u;)

- dolls: it was one day when he saw a vintage doll sitting on a shelf while the crew was out getting supplies at land. and he got super duper small, like he wanted the dolly. and mama stede ofc saw this and brought it for eddie, and then as a little surprise before bed, boom!! that same doll eddie stared at all that time ago!! now he carries it everywhere whenever he's tiny, and he dresses her into different outfits (that mama stede sewed up for him, because he wanted the same outfits mama stede had for his doll ;u;)

- beaches: oooh! i know he loves those beaches!! just sitting on the soft sand on a hot summers day really gets eddie all fuzzy and small :> (and as a kiwi living in nz, i feel as to say he would love the beaches here :>)

Izzy (ages 0 - 3): dress up, singing and whales

- dress up: oooh, he definitely got this from mama stede. but especially after ep 6, singinf with wee john all dressed up and had all that pretty makeup on, ooh!! now its a normal thing to dress up and wear such sparkly makeup!!

- singing: this is also from ep 6. :> izzy just love love loveeees singing now. with fang's ukelele playing, tiny izzy is just babbling up a storm!!! oooh!! he just loves to sing now and wants everyone to listen ;u;

- whales: i feel from when he carved out that wooden whale and gave it to lucius, he just adores whales (as a past whale fixator, he suits it to me so shhh) and hes always just sitting and reading a book about whales, or staring out at sea, hoping to see one :0

Fang (ages 1 - 5): fishes (mostly starfish and octopus), ukelele and swiming (+ just anything ocean related tbh)

- fishies: oooh!! from ep 5, he just love love loveees fishies and sea creatures!! especially the starfish and octopus. his whole little room is fishy themed!! just spoilt with so many little trinkets and baby stuff that stede gets him ;u;

- ukelele: ooh ooh ooooh!! he has this ukelele that hes had since he was little, its just a wooden uke with little painted fishies and tropical things on it to remind him of the beach ;u;

- swiming: oooh!! swiming so so much fun for fang!! he just adores everything related tk the sea, sitting out on the ship to see the pretty sea, or just splashing in water, but swimming is just his favorite!! and on the beach too!! and then he finds that eddie likes the beach too??? yay!! they can swim together!! :0

Jim (ages 4 - 7): storytime, painting, halloween

- storytime: oooh- jimmy just loves to make up tales, or share their own stories of their past, but with less scary parts of course. but it makes jimmy look like a hero!! and all the other littles seem to enjoy their stories! so much fun!! even if it has a few tiny lies to make it less scary :)

- painting: jim is such a big big creative kiddo!! painting on anything and everything they can get their hands onto!! and archie and olu are so proud of them!! just being so cool and creative??? like woahhhh :0

- halloween: idk why, but kiddo jimmy just gives me massive spooky month vibes (and hey!! perfect timing since its halloween soon!! :0) and they're the ones who tell the crew allll about halloween, info dumping all the fun things they did every single year for the spooky month :) and they always pull out with a party!! always doing cool decorations and paint on everything!!! :0

Lucius (ages 6 - 12): writing (ofc), drama/plays, sewing

- writing: writing is already such a big thing in lucius' life when he's big, so of course it goes down to when he's a kiddo! he writes so many silly stories all the time, also helping when jimmy or izzy come up to him with cool ideas (jimmy with the funky stories, and izzy with random songs he made in his head, which are just babbles XD)

- drama/plays: this goes hand in hand with his writing, but i think he just loves to read about shakespeare and just act out on plays!! and he always makes up plays for the little ones all the time!! (and stede is there to help with the drama part ;u;)

- sewing: he found out about sewing from stede. just watching him sew cool clothes, and make the perfect costume for his plays, ooh! so he learned slowly by himself, remembering steps from watching stede. and then he shows off his cool, frilly shirt he made!! even if it looks a bit wonky, it looks just how stede does it!!! (and him and stede bond over that ;u;)

Zheng (2 - 4): makeup, shiny things, paper dolls

- makeup: oooh, zheng just loves makeup! and she definitely keeps a whole bunch from china like certain blush and lipstick that makes her look perfect. and she ONLY shares her makeup to certain people, like Auntie, eddie and (maybe) izzy. but only if they do her hair in return XD

- shiny things: oooh!! she loves all things shiny :0 jewels, silver, even stone!! shes always out and about, trying to look for things to add to hed collection. and if someone (eddie) grabs the shiny thing before her, shes always like 'hey! thats my shiny thing! i found that first!! gimme! >:(' while she has like 7 other shiny things in her hands XDD (she just gives me big ADHD vibes XD)

- paper dolls: maybe it was because when she was a girl, she always had dolls and paper dolls, she always seems to go into a fuzzy state when having a doll in her hand or sight. she always gives them a personal makeover, makeup and all. and they always look so perfect and pretty :> and when someone (eddie) grabs at the dolls, shes just like 'no!! don touch them, meanie! get away from em!! not yours! >:[' and just fighting back and forth until she just gives up and throws a tantrum XDD

and yeah yeah!! just some silly things :) okay!! bye bye!! :000

WaA A A A A A A these are all positively adorable and SWEET aaaaaaaaaa you are spoiling us with such gifts nonny🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[enbyzombies2]

yo wait what the fuck i just remembered my dream. where I guess my class and I (just some random ppl I remember from school, but they were all kind of blurry so idk specifics) were putting on hamilton?? and then halfway through rehearsals i get the call that my current bestie I've known since middle school had a mental breakdown and is accused of killing someone? and I go through all this shit with investigators and stuff trying to help them and its clear something fishy is going on but I'm the only one who can see that and say something but I'm so scared of saying something wrong that one of the investigators asks if I have a speech impediment or something because I'm too scared to talk properly. then I think we found the culprit but by then the dream had shifted really hard and it was a 911 episode or something and some girls dad was going to kill her and her family. idk. anyways what the fuck that was so weird