#fishkisser

[beetlebane]

Theyre cringefail fish kiss

[unori]

Watching youtube before i go to work does anyone want to be 2 fish kissing with me

[dykevotions]

moving my new fun blinkies and fun images here

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[thisisntapainting]

there is something slightly fascinating to me about how the sebastian tag already has selfshippers and x readers and appreciation-havers. like not in a bad way. you go fishkissers

also cant judge bc i already have Kin Memories of being that damn fish like ok whatever this was probably inevitable. nephro plays horror fish game. Inevitable. however this is also like my fifth roblox game related kintype. theyre beating my ass out here.

however i think i Should just be allowed to say lol im seb btw in the main tag bc ive also been sent at least 100usd in compensation money from medical/psychological related class action lawsuits in the last five years . like yeah that would happen to me huh. and i would be this guy

[midnightmoonbeams]

The news regarding the (at the time) upcoming season started to spread!

PearlWoomy was excited for Marie's .96 Gal Deco. ivorny drew the agents, one of which was having flashbacks regarding the returning Kraken special. LaytonsGal was excited for the return of Professor Layton. Vanessa drew their inkling singing. FireFoxAZ drew some art, captioned, "KRAKBV'S BACK BOYS!" Abby wrote out, "Live Laugh Love" fishkisser liked those little guys featured in the recent news announcement.

From February 17th, 2023

[alarrytale]

He can't be both straight and gay////

It's called being bisexual.

There's not much i'm a hundred per cent sure of in this fandom. But Harry identifying and labeling himself as a bisexual man is one of the things i'm 100% sure of he's not.

If he was bisexual i'd expect him to have some sexual chemistry with women, or even chemistry, or even showing signs of slight attraction. Or even showing appriciation of a woman looking good (all this despite being in a relationship with Louis). He's not. At all. If he was into women at all he would be able to pull off his stunts in a more believeable way. Without leaving room for Jesus. Instead we get a man looking like a latter day saint virgin who's touching a woman for the first time. It's awkward, amateurish and stiff. We get him fishkissing Emrata as a result. Being bisexual is also the one sexuality he's actually denied not being (even though we can't put much weight on it).

Interviewer: "Harry, when was the last time you kissed a girl?"

Harry:

Liam: "When was the last time you liked it?"

So, no, Harry is not bisexual. That i'm very sure of.

[rosallorart]

Sarah is a magical girl OC by fishkisser on artfight! I had a lot of fun playing dress-up with her, as her original outfit was much more PINK and I decided to do with this "strawberries and cream" style palette! The leaves and flowers on the dress are strawberry plants!

If you like my art, take a look at some more on my blog, consider commissioning me, or check out my patreon!

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

empires smp without context polls: answer key

part 1 [link]

local king is annoyed that a demon has the same accent as him - TRUE

in season 1, scott smajor is offended by the fact that the demon terrorizing half the server, xornoth, has a scottish accent like him. the two are, in fact, voiced by the same content creator and later revealed to be siblings. (x)

local historian uses wikipedia dialect to roast a badly disorganized bard - TRUE

in season 2, pixlriffs yoinks oli theorionsound's house and rebuilds it in his museum (long story, maybe i should have put that in the poll instead). in the process of making a perfect recreation, down to how the chests are organized, he comments at length on how he and the rest of academia may never understand why oli would put [insert item here] in a chest with [insert other item here]. (x)

two rulers do a prisoner exchange but tell same local assassin to kill the other - TRUE

in season 1, joey graceffa kidnaps lizzie ldshadowlady's axolotl knight sir strawberry; when she can't find the axolotl, she kidnaps joey's "tiger blood prince" villager instead. after arranging a prisoner exchange, lizzie and joey independently hire mythical j. sausage, fellow ruler and head of the assassins' guild, to kill the other ruler. sausage follows through by killing both of them. there is a whole song about this. (x)

thunder is when local sky god "claps his cheeks" - TRUE

season 2. the local sky god in question is joel smallishbeans. idk how to explain any further than that. that is all the context you need.

local princess has a magical girl transformation at night - TRUE

in season 2, katherine is a princess who also works as a monster slayer under cover of night. whenever she changes into her monster slayer outfit, she undergoes a magical girl transformation; when some of the hermits join her in her monster slaying one night during the crossover event, they get magical girl transformations too. (x)

local gay claims a woman is sexier than the (male) god living next door - (KIND OF) TRUE

in season 2, at the festival of the rift. i will admit it is very indirect and thus subjective to interpretation, but this conversation literally happened, and i quote:

lizzie: i heard there's some discount toys from the "sexy man". scott: wait, where's the "sexy man"? lizzie: *looks at joel, who is standing next to geminitay* right there. scott: gem?

and to whoever said this is true because joey's character is attracted to katherine's character, i would like to remind you that (1) pirate joe is canonically bi and not exactly gay, and (2) he does not live next door to a god.

there is a court case to determine if a character is a toy - (KIND OF) FALSE

in season 2, jimmy solidarity sues joel smallishbeans for copyright infringement (of all things), unauthorized use of one's image and defamation of character. he wins the case, but then pixlriffs (acting as judge) raises a second court case of "is solidaritygaming a toy?". jimmy immediately runs for it, so the court case technically never actually happened. (x)

someone thinks floating giant eyeball is actually a giant boob, literal big tit - TRUE

in season 1, while lizzie is visiting jimmy, they find a giant eyeball made from xornoth-corruption spying on the cod empire. lizzie is convinced that the giant eyeball is actually a demon boob, because according to her, she probably knows her anatomy well enough to tell. (x)

half the men have a dubious(?) crush on one (1) local fish - TRUE

the local fish in question is jimmy solidarity in season 1.

i have no idea what fwhip has going on with him (i have not watched fwhip's pov) but considering there is quite a bit of shipping in the fandom, i am assuming there is some basis in canon for the ship other than the classic rivals-to-lovers trope. see the replies and reblogs on this post i made for more details.

sausage is a canonical fishkisser, claims it is platonic, and shouts for jimmy to not tell scott. (x) (x)

as for scott, the episode "so i took him on a date…" should tell you everything you need to know - in this case, i would say it's straight-up canon, but to claim anything involving scott smajor is straight makes me want to backflip into an active volcano. also… just watch this livestream clip.

part 2 [link]

someone gets 200 anvils dropped on them and is forced to wear a big jester hat for it - TRUE

during the season 2 hermitcraft crossover, the hermits and empires rulers play a game of multiverse tag where a player has to kill someone from the other server using a randomly generated method. the player who is "it" has to wear a big jester hat to designate this. impulsesv drops 200 anvils on scott smajor using a big contraption on the nether roof. it is phenomenal.

local guy wears his own sibling as jewelry - TRUE

in season 1, after trapping xornoth in a crystal, scott smajor spends a portion of the season wearing that crystal on a necklace. (x)

a creator gets accused of appropriating their own culture - TRUE

in season 2, sausage is the leader of sanctuary, which has a latin american theme and is english-spanish bilingual. some idiot in the youtube comments section says it is cultural appropriation for him to speak spanish and use latin music in his series. sausage the content creator is cuban and clowns on this idiot in a livestream. this isn't necessarily plot relevant but i must inform you this has, unfortunately, actually happened.

local assassin is also a therapist and advertises this after committing 2 murders - TRUE

the assassin in question is mythical j. sausage in season 1; he advertises how he also works as a therapist after killing both lizzie and joey during their prisoner exchange which i mentioned in poll 1 (x).

local man kisses a llama because a witch thought it would be funny - TRUE

in season 2, scott considers turning his tavern-keeper llama owen into a human and asks local witch shelby for help. shelby makes a potion but it does not work instantly, so shelby tells scott to try the "frog prince" method (and he does), but admits she did so because she thought it would be funny and not because she thought it would work. seriously, if i hear one more comment about the taste of llama spit, i think i will just deactivate my internet access. (x)

one prophecy literally just says "a short king will rise." - TRUE

in season 1, lizzie flips through a book of prophecies and one of the prophecies listed in it actually says this, quoted verbatim. (x)

local goddess is called "st. bitch" - TRUE

this one, i admit, has some misleading wording. pearlescentmoon is a goddess in empires season 2 and in spanish, she is called santa perla. during the hermitcraft crossover, bdubs mispronounces this as santa perra, in which perra means "female dog". you do the math from there. (x)

local man crashes his own funeral during the end of the world - FALSE

this is technically of the "canon but a bit to the left" variety. in the season 1 finale, jimmy solidarity announces that fwhip died in an explosion (the catalyst to the end of the world, long story, there is a prophecy and everything) during a gathering at spawn. everyone is shocked but then fwhip shows up at spawn at that moment. so no one crashes any funerals in season 1. nor season 2, for that matter. (x)

one creator actively makes local fan's job harder by flirting with everyone - TRUE

the creator in question is mythical j. sausage. the fan in question is @/sgorbyx and their job in question is The Chart™️. and it is legendary. see here for jimmy solidarity reacting to The Chart with evidence that sausage is a Menace.

annotation: i'm sorry i can't do timestamps for all the links; on the day i post this, i just spent the past day packing and i am going overseas tomorrow, so i'm really on a time crunch rn. anyways watch empires smp

[gunsatthaphan]

Multiple fandom question ahead, sorry about that. 🙈

Firstly, did you expect Yacht (&Oreo for that matter) to go all out like that? Tbh, I would have expected a peck at most. ���

Secondly, can we talk about how great of a kisser Pond is? I think Phuwin mentioned during Futs that Pond was his first kiss, and damn, they put on a believable show. 😚😚😚

Lastly, maybe that's just the series I have been watching lately, but do you also get the impression that kiss scenes drastically improved? 🤔

Yacht and Oh ate and left no crumbs in that scene lmao, I still think it was a bit too much considering the pacing of their story throughout the season but it's still better than what they showed in the cut version djkghfd so I'm okay.

Pond seems like a good fishkisser jhdsfd no but yeah they're doing good lol. and yes the kissing has generally improved, which is a process thats been going on for a while though - I can mostly speak for the gmm stuff and some others but also what I'm seeing from other shows on twitter looks pretty decent to me, also the korean and japanese ones seem to be stepping up their game too. we love to see it!! ✌🏻

xxx

[suenitos]

hi novito

hi nunkito

fishkiss

[5und0wn-3v0lut10n]

no fucking way you and vintage are both fishkissers

Excuse me, what?

[oliwiapng]

more fallout artfight attacks (character belongs to @fishkisser)

[alarrytale]

Hi, I’m struggling so much currently with Harry. How do you cope with his behaviour? I feel so dumb that I felt concerned and worried for Harry when he was stunting with Olivia while he was totally fine to tattoo her name in so private area. Idk why they didn’t use this tattoo last year but the way he rolled up his shorts to show this tattoo off says a lot how much he is so ready to do anything for fame and stay relevant in tabloids. It is so gross. Idk anything about HLs relationship, their agreement and how they cope with such things /and I don’t think they do it in a healthy way/ but idk how Louis can be totally fine with his partner fishkissing stunts or seeing tattoo for the nastiest beard and foremost that they stopped prioritising each other. I know he has e tattoo but Olivia one is just another level of cringe. I’m not a hater I’m just deeply disappointed in him and in myself that I used to feel so sorry for him. /sorry for a rant/

Anon 🩵

I'm so sorry you feel that way, and your feelings are valid. You also shouldn't feel bad about wanting to see the best in people! Harry's behaviour is disappointing and i agree that the lengths he's gone to with Holivia is beyond anything remotely acceptable. It's still not worse than Haylor to me though (and L i think). First cut is the deepest etc. As i've said many times before, it's important to call them out on shitty behaviour and not just sweep it under the carpet.

You shouldn't feel sorry for Harry. It takes two to tango. He agreed to the stunt and needs to put work into it (or else he'd probably never get cast in the movie). It sucks and i refuse to support it. No matter the reasons for the tattoo (people can try to justify it in any way they like) bottom line is it's not very TPWK kind of behaviour. He knows the optics of it and the attention it will get. His integrity is crumbling by the minute.

I cope fine, i call him out on it and i refuse to support his music, tours, movies and other projects. I have stuck to that for years. He's not making any money off of me, but he gets positive engagement and support when he does behave. Harry is far from perfect, and as ambitious as he is, ambition is a double edged sword.

I don't think this affects L and H's relationship at all. They know the hows and whys, we don’t. And as you said, L's got the E tattoo.

Let the dust settle a bit, let yourself process it and see how you feel then. It's okay to feel how you feel!

[ositiart]

@fishkisser replied to your post “Hi! I really like your art and the brushes are so nice!! Can I ask…”

luv the fairy

[michellerene5]

Sometimes it's not what you do, but how you do it... LOL... #fishkisser #catchandrelease #susquehannafishing #bassfishing #holidayweekend #michellerene5 #fishinggirl #outdoorlife #topwater (at Millersburg Ferry) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2YA-x8gSEf/?igshid=14w7wujlxo6f9

[americasgreatoutdoors]

Getting Zoom call ready… A Bohar snapper comes up to inspect the camera at Palmyra Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, part of the Pacific Remote Islands Marine National Monument. Palmyra consists of a circular string of about 26 islets nestled among several lagoons. It is encircled by 15,000 acres of shallow turquoise reefs and deep blue submerged reefs. Over 400 species of fish reside in these beautiful waters, and none of them really follow proper conference call etiquette. Video by Ian Shive, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.