#first world problems :(

[radvimes]

This story is incredible! And tragically unfinished! Such a talented author. I may have to read her book next. I would definitely pay to read the rest of this story, that's for sure.

Serendipitous Fate - Chapter 25

Summary: Adrien is excited to reveal his true identity, while Marinette is terrified. But Master Fu says they can’t afford to be distant any longer. Chat Noir and Ladybug are meant to work in tandem both in and out of uniform, their strength stemming from the bond created between them. Yet, teenagers are sometimes better at dancing blind than running with wide open eyes, even with the steps laid out before them.

Steps in the path of an expanding world. Apart, they’ll flounder. But together, they might just stand a chance.

Takes place following season 1.

Chapters 1 - 24

Chapter 25: A Mother’s Love

Marinette realized three things in very quick succession:

The first was that her own issues were going to have to be put on the backburner for a bit, as this was likely to shake Adrien’s entire world. The second came to her as she looked directly at Gabriel, who was more uneasy than shocked at the turn of events, which told her quite blatantly that he’d known Emilie was alive this whole time. This led to the third of her revelations—that none of this was likely to end well.

Chest tight with nerves, she turned back to Adrien, who was still staring at his parents in shock. She could tell that he was lagging, that his brain was stoppered as he attempted to process what he was seeing. Though he’d spoken, his lips were now parted in awe, brow furrowed as he attempted to digest.

Somewhat shaky herself, Emilie pushed passed Gabriel. She never took her eyes off Adrien, visibly swallowing before a small, hesitant smile tugged at her lips.

The sight of her smile had Adrien hitching in a quick breath, his own expression beginning to buckle and break. He leaned back, almost like he wanted to step away, but then something stiff kept him standing in place.

Emilie’s hand came up a second later, twitching as if she wanted to reach out, but was uncertain if she should. Instead, she spoke.

“Adrien?” she asked.

His name on her lips had him releasing a weak sort of whine, like she’d just punched all the air right out of him. But though he flinched, she persisted and took a step closer.

“Adrien,” she said again, this time with more certainty.

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[thebibliosphere]

Feel free to ignore this, I’m just getting my thoughts out before I go mad trying to puzzle this out.

I’m trying to create a staging area for photographing things (books and merchandise, if you’re curious), and I think I’ve found an affordable solution that would also increase our storage space in the living room. (an ongoing struggle in this house)

The problem is, it's the only space where we can put our Christmas tree, and if I were to invest in this item or furniture, there is nowhere else it could be moved to in the house to make room for the tree.

So now my brain is like, well, maybe Home Depot still makes the holo glitter tree. Maybe you could get a smaller version and fit it next to the window...

Except then what do I do with the old tree?

And honestly, I don't like that we can’t see our Christmas tree from the couch because the couch faces the opposite direction (our living room and dining room are one room, the tree frames the dining table in the back while the TV faces the opposite wall where the tv is because it's the only blank wall without a window/built-in in the room) so maybe we should just redo the layout of the entire room???

The TV in that room is somewhat old and freezes up a lot. Maybe if we got a smaller one, it’d fit on the wall with the built-in shelves, and I could move the couch and make space for the Christmas tree...

This is the part where if I was still able bodied I’d start playing furniture Tetris until I figured this out, but alas, I am a sick bitch reliant on the help of others and Mothman’s the type of neurodivergent that hates change in his environment without thorough planning and negotiation.

We’re the epitome of immovable object meets unstoppable force.

Or we would be if I was still physically capable of the gremlin energy my brain puts out.

Anyway. I’ve been thinking about this for hours and it all comes down to the fact that I have too much stuff but also not enough of the right stuff. Annoying.

[ponderingmoonlight]

Reader curls Geto's hair w a straightener and keeps her hand btwn the straightener and Geto's skin so as to not burn him but burns herself instead heheheh

„I’m not really a pro at this, but I’m trying my best.“

It sounded so easy in your head. After all, you curled your hair like that for what feels like forever by now. But doing this on another person is totally different.

His strands of hair fight desperately against the heat of the straightener, don’t allow you to put them in those cute curls you imagined earlier at all. Damn, it took you way too long to even convince Suguru to do this, you can’t give up now.

“We don’t have to do this, I’m-“

“NO”, you interrupt him immediately.

“Believe me, I got this, I’ve done this a thousand times, I-“

Out of instinct, your hand flinches back in an instant scorching pain that leaves you dizzy for a second. Fuck, did you really put your hand between the straightener? Your fingers start shaking almost immediately, the upbuilding burn leaving you breathless.

Fighting monsters as a living and a little burn with a straightener brings tears to your eyes?

“Hey, are you okay, (y/n)? Did you burn yourself?”

“No.”

Your miserable attempt to lie yourself out of this fails immediately. When Suguru turns around, his eyes widen in shock.

“Did you put your whole hand between that thing? I told you those cursed machines are dangerous.”

“I said I’m fine!”, you blurt out.

“Let’s finish this…”

“With that hand? Ain’t no way, (y/n). Go and see Shoko before your skin gets all bubbly.”

“All bubbly?”

“Never heard of blisters?”

“I…I don’t want that”, you finally give in.

“I promise I let you curl my hair once again if you go see Shoko right now”, Suguru speaks out gently while letting his hand run through your very own hair.

“Fine”, you grumble while putting the straightener out in the most dramatic way.

“Stupid death machine”, you hiss while trotting towards Shoko’s office.

[gollancz]

someone!! Ages ago!! Asked me about the glow in the dark Ben Aaronovitch cover and I didn't have a copy but!!

I found one!!

I'm trying to get a photo but all the lights in this building are motion activated so every time I think I've found a dark room the lights turn on!

[ebee7bambi]

My hair always seems to look its best when I have no plans

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sirartwork]

Forgot to put my Ben & Jerry's in the freezer when I got home and all the chonks sank to the bottom.

[mrsfoone]

[elaine19day]

what is it with me always falling for these chinese fandoms where spicy shit isnt officially allowed and then the authors have to get all creative to tiptoe around the government and find weird and unique ways to give us thirsty hoes the juice we so crave but then the ppl in fandom always deliver the filthiest, most raunchy fanfics and I'm all here for it. first 19 days, then tian guan ci fu and now love and deepspace... someone send a rescue team before i lose even more of my money and dignity

[polarspaz]

So I was thinking about doing a doodle with the Batboys being corrupted by the Chaos god from War-hammer 40K.

I know for sure that Tim would be corrupted by Tzeentch and Dick would be Slaanesh, but I'm not sure about Damian and Jason.

I'm thinking Khorne for Jason and Nurgle for Damian...but the opposite might work for them too..hmmmm

[metamatar]

so i have gone through life around people who did mean well. which is incredibly lucky – and im still so fucked up. it just makes it really hard to draw clean lines around what is maladaptive and why.

[of-mutts-and-men]

Dude I got one of those satifyers that like, does clit suction instead of just vibration and it has changed my life. When I first figured it out I used it like 4 times cause I was like "Finally I can get my DICK SUCKED" also it's shaped like a ghost and glows in the dark teehee 🦌👑

Spooky head 👻👻. I’ve considered getting one of those but I’m afraid my ginormous cock won’t fit right 🤔😪

[thebadphilosopher]

On one hand I got a job (yay) but on the other hand I can't sit and stare at a blank page for hours on end (boo)

[crowleysgirl56]

Ok something I just noticed about this photo:

HOW FUCKING DEEP ARE DAVID’S PANTS POCKETS?!

Why the hell don’t I have pants pockets that deep?! I need to hold shit too you know! Half the time my pockets are the third of the size of a normal iPhone. Or they’re just a seem that’s been stitched down. FAKE POCKETS! What am I going to do with FAKE POCKETS!

Or worst of all NO POCKETS AT ALL!

Where can I put my hands when I trying to casually stroll around and pretend that I’m Crowley I ask you?!

I’m trying to go for an aesthetic here and completely failing because apparently David Tennant gets ALL THE POCKETS!

[aesthetically0b5essed]

They banned leyline of resonance. Of course they did. It was my favorite card. I could get turn two wins if I got the right hand. Now my deck is completely broken. I feel so impotent.

[thedeathdeelers]

ah shit my cat is getting ready to sleep on my lap but the washing machine cycle ends in <20 mins help