#first world problems :(

[thebibliosphere]

Feel free to ignore this, I’m just getting my thoughts out before I go mad trying to puzzle this out.

I’m trying to create a staging area for photographing things (books and merchandise, if you’re curious), and I think I’ve found an affordable solution that would also increase our storage space in the living room. (an ongoing struggle in this house)

The problem is, it's the only space where we can put our Christmas tree, and if I were to invest in this item or furniture, there is nowhere else it could be moved to in the house to make room for the tree.

So now my brain is like, well, maybe Home Depot still makes the holo glitter tree. Maybe you could get a smaller version and fit it next to the window...

Except then what do I do with the old tree?

And honestly, I don't like that we can’t see our Christmas tree from the couch because the couch faces the opposite direction (our living room and dining room are one room, the tree frames the dining table in the back while the TV faces the opposite wall where the tv is because it's the only blank wall without a window/built-in in the room) so maybe we should just redo the layout of the entire room???

The TV in that room is somewhat old and freezes up a lot. Maybe if we got a smaller one, it’d fit on the wall with the built-in shelves, and I could move the couch and make space for the Christmas tree...

This is the part where if I was still able bodied I’d start playing furniture Tetris until I figured this out, but alas, I am a sick bitch reliant on the help of others and Mothman’s the type of neurodivergent that hates change in his environment without thorough planning and negotiation.

We’re the epitome of immovable object meets unstoppable force.

Or we would be if I was still physically capable of the gremlin energy my brain puts out.

Anyway. I’ve been thinking about this for hours and it all comes down to the fact that I have too much stuff but also not enough of the right stuff. Annoying.

[ponderingmoonlight]

Reader curls Geto's hair w a straightener and keeps her hand btwn the straightener and Geto's skin so as to not burn him but burns herself instead heheheh

„I’m not really a pro at this, but I’m trying my best.“

It sounded so easy in your head. After all, you curled your hair like that for what feels like forever by now. But doing this on another person is totally different.

His strands of hair fight desperately against the heat of the straightener, don’t allow you to put them in those cute curls you imagined earlier at all. Damn, it took you way too long to even convince Suguru to do this, you can’t give up now.

“We don’t have to do this, I’m-“

“NO”, you interrupt him immediately.

“Believe me, I got this, I’ve done this a thousand times, I-“

Out of instinct, your hand flinches back in an instant scorching pain that leaves you dizzy for a second. Fuck, did you really put your hand between the straightener? Your fingers start shaking almost immediately, the upbuilding burn leaving you breathless.

Fighting monsters as a living and a little burn with a straightener brings tears to your eyes?

“Hey, are you okay, (y/n)? Did you burn yourself?”

“No.”

Your miserable attempt to lie yourself out of this fails immediately. When Suguru turns around, his eyes widen in shock.

“Did you put your whole hand between that thing? I told you those cursed machines are dangerous.”

“I said I’m fine!”, you blurt out.

“Let’s finish this…”

“With that hand? Ain’t no way, (y/n). Go and see Shoko before your skin gets all bubbly.”

“All bubbly?”

“Never heard of blisters?”

“I…I don’t want that”, you finally give in.

“I promise I let you curl my hair once again if you go see Shoko right now”, Suguru speaks out gently while letting his hand run through your very own hair.

“Fine”, you grumble while putting the straightener out in the most dramatic way.

“Stupid death machine”, you hiss while trotting towards Shoko’s office.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[sirartwork]

Forgot to put my Ben & Jerry's in the freezer when I got home and all the chonks sank to the bottom.

[mrsfoone]

[polarspaz]

So I was thinking about doing a doodle with the Batboys being corrupted by the Chaos god from War-hammer 40K.

I know for sure that Tim would be corrupted by Tzeentch and Dick would be Slaanesh, but I'm not sure about Damian and Jason.

I'm thinking Khorne for Jason and Nurgle for Damian...but the opposite might work for them too..hmmmm

[crowleysgirl56]

Ok something I just noticed about this photo:

HOW FUCKING DEEP ARE DAVID’S PANTS POCKETS?!

Why the hell don’t I have pants pockets that deep?! I need to hold shit too you know! Half the time my pockets are the third of the size of a normal iPhone. Or they’re just a seem that’s been stitched down. FAKE POCKETS! What am I going to do with FAKE POCKETS!

Or worst of all NO POCKETS AT ALL!

Where can I put my hands when I trying to casually stroll around and pretend that I’m Crowley I ask you?!

I’m trying to go for an aesthetic here and completely failing because apparently David Tennant gets ALL THE POCKETS!

[contrivedchaos]

I hate how I have to add a ton of exclusions to my AO3 filters just to find a handful of Chaggie fics where they're the main couple. Or any wlw-centered fics in this fandom, for that matter.

[jamisonsss]

I got a new phone an all my open ao3 tabs are gone. What about all of my tbr ?!

[theresnosafeharbor4myships]

...this is the problem with living in the twenty-first century. Many of us have every material thing we need, so the job of marketing is now to tie the economy to our emotions, to make us feel like we need more by making us want things we never needed before. We are made to feel poor on thirty thousand pounds a year. To feel poorly travelled if we have been to only ten other countries. To feel too old if we have a wrinkle. To feel ugly if we aren't photoshopped and filtered.

from How To Stop Time, by Matt Haig

[ai-nonsense]

I asked DALL·E to generate a first world problem meme 😭🙃

[hollow-head]

modern tepid retail christmas music: it's a special time of year 😊 with your family o so dear 😊😊 spreading joy spreading cheer :3

old school christmas music: the snow is red with blood because jesus is kickboxing satan for your soul *💀pipe organ riff💀*

[idettaglihere]

ciao amici e amiche vi chiedo consiglio: potrebbe starci come post carosello su insta??? o troppo da mesona??? e se sì, quale metto per prima???

[anamunchkins]

STOOOOOP the website from which i was watching supernatural just got BLOCKED!!!!!! *screaming, crying, throwing up, banging my head on the walls and falling down the stairs*

[thebroccoligoblin]

Having great nudes in the chamber and absolutely no one I want to send them to is tragic.

[marzipanandminutiae]

help I bought a gorgeous antique faux-pearl, onyx, and marcasite brooch with my initials on it

but I can't share it here

because. it has my initials on it.