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How fucking dare, you come into my house, fuck my wife and you don’t even offer any of your bean dip casserole?!
#shit post#shitpost#one day i would like to be in a pmseymour video but this one isn’t the one that’ll get in the post#pmseymourva#pm seymour#alright I’m going to stop tagging pmseymour stuff on this post#so how yall doing#I’ve started playing bayonetta like the first game and if y’all have any advice on the Angel slayer bit I would appreciate it#every just like make tags that don’t do anything but might as well?#unfunny joke#this is a joke#jokes#what’s the most random fandom I can tag#greek mythology#greek gods#ancient greek#minecraft#let’s all be honest all the possible fandoms I can tag would make sense in a weird way#tokyo debunker x reader#creepypasta x reader#tokyo debunker#twisted wonderland x reader#idk how to tag this#I’m kinda hungry#food#i would like to apologize#question everything#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic fandom
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A shot in the head doesn't make it un-break.
#cod black ops cold war#black ops cold war#bell cod#cod bell#tw some blood#artists on tumblr#digital art#i love me some bell :3#i dont see enough angsty bell art so im doing some myself#cod fanart#also first time really posting any serious art here#would love some art advice :]
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Another Otsutsuki?!
we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)
anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid
Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.
Comic 1: Attention.
they’re both in the same boat
Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)
he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)
back to the future now
Comic 3: What. (huh?)
Panel 2: very tiny.
#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#obito uchiha#rin nohara#toneri otsutsuki#fanart#art#my art#sketch#drawing#digital art#creating silly posts pumps my brain#kid obito had immediately had distrust of the new kid#and couldn’t even explain why so he stood there glaring#obito looks at kakashi 20 years later after Toneri admits defeat with “I TOLD you he’s was weird“#kakashi after getting back to earth promptly puts obito in jail#ALSO when I saw Toneri for the first time his design is so neat!#I haven’t watched the movie so I read the description of the guy to have an idea of him#what I got is that Toneri is unhinged too ANYWAYS moving on#Toneri ends up noticing Kakashi white chakra and follows him with curiosity#Kakashi’s ends up choosing not to be jerk lets him stick around as long as he isn’t in the way#toneri takes a bit of insult because even if he’s missing eyes he’s definitely not weak#so showing some skills without destroying his disguise he ends up impressing kakashi#while kakashi talks with him and offering advice and asking him if he wants yo try anything else#he doesn’t know but Toneri immediately in his mind claims kakashi has his#this post could’ve absolutely gone from silly to psychological horror#like real quick haha#imagine the joke was just kakashi going through more issues 😭 the punchline is that there isn’t one
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There's nothing he can't do. Yet.
(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#bonus comic#This whole poll and comic is very inspired by a convo I had with qourmet in one of their art streams.#namely that the Art Of Grilling is a powerful skill separate from cooking.#I've also been inspired by said convo to try and learn how to grill. What's the point of having a garden if I can't grill my summer squash?#Anyways. I hope this appeases the crowd that has been in arms about the prev prev poll.#I don't think teenji can cook. I think lan wangji is just very good at dedicating himself to whatever craft he needs to pick up.#give him a day and he will be a grill dad#the most powerful beast of the summer lawn biome.#Until then he will lie awake at night. Haunted by this inadequacy. He's just like me for real (chronic perfectionist).#I think this is the first domestic wangxian post i've made. God I'm so sorry wangxian fans.#wwx could not care *less* abt lwj having flaws. I think thats the beauty of this relationship. they *know* about each other's flaws FIRST.#Love each people *because* of the flaws - not despite them (thats my unsolicited advice for the day).#also if you noticed my medium gray marker slowly giving out...today it finally died on me....
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Product Recommendation: Surviving the Respiratory Crud Edition
Various unpleasant viruses and stuff are going around, and I think I got the mild version - it's not COVID and in my case didn't even include a fever, just a ton of congestion and a nagging cough. It's been a week and I'm on the recovery upswing but still not there yet. The good news is I can forget, for hours at a time, that I'm ill, thanks to taking these products on the scheduled doses. And Robitussin wasn't lying when they said their raspberry is 'better tasting': it still tastes like cold medicine, but is strikingly palatable and minimally cloying (identical taste in both this and the longer-lasting nighttime formula). I can also attest it got me through my bought of COVID last year.
The Throat Coat sweet ginger fennel, meanwhile, is like candy. Naturally mentholated candy, which might feel a bit weird but in a very good way when it's simultaneous numbing your throat and cold-steaming open your sinuses (that's how it feels to me, anyway). Throat Coat does a tea that I'm enjoying, too, which doesn't taste like medicine at all but just a soothing, not-too-sweet but not-at-all-bitter herbal tea.
Anyway, this is a recommendation if you have the time and means to stock up before the crud gets you, and because it was a nice surprise to find cold medicine that's not only quickly effective but also tastes fine.
#YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY I AM NOT A DOCTOR PLEASE DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES OR MEDICATIONS THAT WLD INTERACT#THIS POST DOES NOT CONSTITUTE MEDICAL ADVICE okay that's enough disclaimers I hope#if I described raspberry Robitussin in more detail it would sound like I disliked it#I don't know if I'd drink it for fun outside of cold season. But the taste isn't a negative I'm actively suffering#Throat Coat is actively delicious especially the tea#I first came across it as a recommendation for audiobook readers to drink while recording#(as advertised it keeps your throat clear and slick)#...that sounds kinda gross but I think you get what I mean. You won't dry out and cough while reading aloud#so I'd also recommend it for anyone to drink before public speaking
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I have admired the work of the amazing @anotherwellkeptsecret for YEARS, following her originally from the height of my Sherlock obsession all the way until now where she has (to my delight!) crossed over into Good Omens as well.
She also just had a baby!!!! So partly as a congratulations, partly as a thank you for being such an artistic inspiration, and partly so I could practice my own digital art techniques and play with Procreate for the first time, I asked if she would allow me the privilege of coloring some of her favorite pages from her comics while she's on maternity leave. And she said yes!
But she asked me to pick my favorites instead. So I took her at her word and chose one favorite page from each of the ten comics I have saved and loved over the years.
Exactly two weeks later (and in no particular order) here is the final result!! I am so grateful to Kelley for letting me do this, and I have discovered so much about my own style and what I like (excessive lights, apparently lol). I hope you guys like them as much as I do, and please please please go support Kelley's tumblr and Patreon, she absolutely deserves the world. 💕
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One Night in Bangor (And The World's Your Oyster)
(more art below cut)
Oh What A Night
The Losing Side
(Sequel to Oh What A Night)
Points Of Interest
(Sequel to Oh What A Night and The Losing Side)
Who Wants To Live Forever
That Certain Night
A Romantic Affair
(Sequel to That Certain Night)
As Long As We Both Shall Live
(Sequel to That Certain Night and A Romantic Affair)
Change Of Pace
Temptation Accomplished
#if kelly has a million fans i am one of them if kelly has one fan it is me etcetera etcetera#this art has inspired me so much you have no idea#i used to be so self-conscious about my art for being slightly lineart-y#and then i started following her work and adored it and it made me so much more comfortable with mine#plus she was fabulous and gave me some advice when i started my own digital art for the first time#this post is a love letter to her work and i had such a blast doing it#make no mistake#this is a glorified coloring book on my end#the expressions and poses and dialogue and all the best bits are her original work#i just took some digital crayons and made the curtains blue#go support this incredible artist 💕#good omens#sherlock#bbc sherlock#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#fanart#johnlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#good omens fanart#sherlock fanart#fancomics#art collab#(also re: the first couple tags omg it's *kelley I'm so sorry girl 😭)
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this might sound painfully obvious, but the key to not wasting all your money on takeout is keeping food in your house that you like & is easy to prepare
to me, the two big draws of ordering takeout during the week are 1. it tastes good. and 2. it is very low effort. especially as someone who lives with a chronic illness, all of the good intentions to cook a healthy meal every evening are pretty meaningless when i come home exhausted or in pain. and it's an exercise in futility to keep attempting that & then getting frustrated with myself when i fail. eating at home needs to be both easy and appealing, or it's simply not going to happen. and i'm going to order takeout
for me, this boils down into two main practices. first, when i'm feeling up for it, i like to batch cook on the weekends. i make a big serving of something that will keep well in the fridge for several days, and then just reheat it in the evenings. and when i'm not well enough to cook, it means ensuring that i have pre-prepared food on hand that requires no effort beyond sticking it in the oven
the key to success with this method is the following: the food needs to be something i will genuinely enjoy eating. sure, it probably won't be quite as good as a meal made by a professional in a restaurant, but it does have to be tasty & satisfying. again, the first appeal of takeout is simply that it tastes good
and most important of all, we CANNOT let perfect be the enemy of good. "but liv! are you really just telling me to keep a package of dumplings in my freezer to eat during the week? is that really healthy or cost effective?" well, if your options are the frozen dumplings or takeout, then comparatively, yeah, it is probably healthier or cheaper or both. we don't live in an ideal world. we live in this one. and we need to work within the parameters of the real world rather than aspiring for an ultimately unreachable ideal and then getting mad at ourselves when we fail.
tl;dr: to stop overspending on takeout, keep food on hand that you want to eat and requires minimal effort to prepare. that's it. and don't let imaginary rules and standards sabotage you along the way.
#liv speaks#big sister advice#before anyone comes in and self-righteously informs me#that this strategy does not apply to people who are food insecure:#i am aware of that#food insecurity is not the topic being addressed in this post#not everything is about everyone all the time#and if your first instinct is to scold someone on the internet#for making a post that does not apply to everyone all the time#pls ask yourself if you are really advocating for the needs of those facing food insecurity#or if you just want an opportunity to feel morally superior to someone else
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Zuko was a child when he met Agni. Then, the spirits started coming to him. Eyes hidden in the hallways, voices pleading for help, for recognition, for remembrance.
Zuko could see Agni. He could see the broken remains of a Great Spirit and the empty smiles of amnesiac ghosts.
And they could see him in return.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#atla fanfic#prince zuko#New Gods AU#zuko fanart#zuko art#lu ten#uncle iroh#Eventual ZK#zutara#zutara au#zutara fanfiction#zuko fanfic#agni#Spirit Touched! Zuko#Agni is a character in this don't yell at me#This was such a blast to write. I honestly love this AU so much and can't wait to see what you guys think of it#Bit of a warning tho#It's pretty heavy#Deals with depression and mental health issues and...stuff#Word of advice! The first chapter truly comes to life after a second read.#The cover is a panel from a comic I'm working on~#Which is the reason it took me so long to post this tbh. Wasn't sure if I wanted to tease The Perfect Prince or leave it as a surprise.#But here we are and there it is. So.#The Perfect Prince#Listen. Lu Ten is the most wholesome turtleduck ever and if anything happens to him I'll murder everyone in this fansite and then myself.
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feeling of being watched
#eye strain#cw eye strain#tw eye strain#ralsei#deltarune#i'm in a new era of my art style where i just outline everything in white pencil and think it looks cool#every time i add them i do a victory nod twice at my computer like an old man who just hit par in golf#anyway bright colors hi - i noticed that i tend to default to neutral colors and stay as far away from hues as possible#when i first started digital art i saw someone say to NEVER use the upper right of the HSV picker and i guess i took that to heart#in retrospect that was bad advice; dull colors are safe... but they're still dull and it's good to practice using bright colors too#so here's a hard pivot in the complete opposite direction of my normal work haha#it was fun! but i did have to use a few correction tools to un-muddy my colors so i think i'm gonna do this one more time#you might think the caption is cool and ominous but really i stole it from temmie village#rich history of tem provides plenty of quotable sentences#also! i think i want to reblog my work onto my alt a day after it's posted#i haven't decided for sure but am thinking about it... if you think that'd cause too much clutter though lmk!
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sometimes a family is you, your girlfriend, her husband who's also your boyfriend, your mutual son and his electric rat, a mr. mime, and a baby
#delia ketchum#professor burnet#professor kukui#anipoke#pokeani#pokemon sumo#millidrew#art#my post#imagine the profs in i <3 milfs shirt thanks#probably a long multi-year slow burn that's also a very fast burn#bc they co-parent as friends for years. they're just known as ash's parents/family#kukui and burnet are madly in love and everyone knows it so they wouldn't consider the idea of there being someone else for a long time#delia wouldn't want to leave her restaurant in pallet and obvs the profs are staying in alola for their work so there's physical distance#so they call a lot until they get closer and closer until their lives aren't just connected by their love of ash#but also their relationships with each other <3#like i imagine they'd call for baby advice abt lei forgetting its like 4am in kanto LMAO and delia reminiscences on raising ash#as a single teen mom w/ no support. and maybe they surprise her by visiting!!!#i don't know how long it'd take for her to see lei in person tho... i think delia would have to go to alola#and ofc delia has feelings about ash and his second family and them seeing him more than she sees him at first#but it works out in the end because she's still a part of it <3 and bc ash is like her and neither dwell on feelings for too long#they're too whimsical#ash is just happy his mom's happy. and naturally they're both oblivious to the romantic aspects AKSDKMA#this isn't inherently romantic but it's about family...intimacy...love that creeps up on you but feels totally natural...#also i think they should kiss
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how to make your writing be remembered forever and possibly be well loved.
(incredibly stupid and silly fanfiction line at the end of this post) I know that title is incredibly daunting but listen, its very simple. you ready?
MAKE STRONG CHARACTERS
"but kat! surely its not that simple! " nononono listen. bear with me. I want you to think of your favorite thing. Now ask: what do you remember the most about the thing you love? I will go first:
I love team fortress 2. and guess what: this game has been around since 2007, and was in development hell since before I was even born. The game has been around for 16 fucking years. And guess what? in the strong year of 2023 team fortress 2 Is STILL getting memed about. and do you want to know the crazy part? the character designs to the naked eye are not special at all. ok sure from a designer standpoint, these are very well designed characters made so that you can easily tell who they are based on their silhouette. but from the average joe.... tf2 is iconic but overall it looks ok. it doesn't seem special to a stranger to tf2. look at this completely random and arbitrary example of a game in the same genre:
I don't know shit about the characters in overwatch. Yeah i have a BASIC idea on what their personality is like based on voice lines and some videos i guess... but in-game they just exist. these characters are brightly colored, they have beautiful unique designs, hell they have even more diversity such as robots and people from other cultures! but i don't remember shit about these characters. Maybe I remember the ice lady and tracer, but nothing else. and yeah part of overwatch struggling right now is incompetant development, BUT: The characters in team fortress 2 are SO remember-able because the characters have such a vibrant personality. I am an orange box owner, its been a decade and a half and I am still remembering this game and enjoying art about it.
"but kat! that is a comedy game! Overwatch is a very serious game! are you saying comedy is needed to make a character more noticeable?" no. though I think allowing your characters to lighten up every now and then would humanize them. Not full on goofy, just give them something that makes them likeable. and if you cant do that, you can STILL make a compelling character even though they are mostly seriousness. I have an even more awfully thought out example:
kung fu panda is a masterclass in making a serious comedic movie somehow work. Master Oogway.... he isn't a comedic character at all. Yeah we made memes about him, but ignoring that, he is a wise and resourceful person. He is at calm and has faith in this intuition. there are a lot of characters like this. What makes Oogway stand out is that he is also a little bit kooky and sassy.
youtube
this youtube clip sums up what I mean. It is a funny line, it fits the character, and It doesn't ruin the seriousness of the moment. Some of the most successful series in history have something about them that has appealed to people. In my opinion: characters with strong personality and interesting traits is always a good way to ensure your writing is successful. The second most important is the characters bouncing off of each other in terms of their chemistry with each other. There is a reason why I spent years playing the first Destiny game and all of the DLC, but I remember fuck all about the characters. I think I maybe remember the bootleg star lord robot guy.
A writing exercise
here is an exercise to get you in the spirit of character making. step 1- get a random character from a random bit of media. In this case let me bring you master Oogway. Step 2- Get a completely different character from a completely unrelated series. I am going to give you Scout from team fortress 2. step 3- write a random ass thing about them interacting. Think about how the characters would react to each other and why. Think about each characters values in life and think about how they would bond and conflict with each other. Think about characters similar to the character they met in the past and how they reacted then, and if they have never interacted, make something interesting with it. Step 4- keep experimenting. Once you get into the spirit you can apply this to any new character you could want to make anyways thats it byeee- "arent you going to do that ?" do what? "make a writing thing about oogway and scout. " ........
Scout: let's go turtle you got nothing on my speed- Oogway: The one who first resorts to violence shows that he has no more arguments. Scout: that sounds like chicken talk! come on tough guy let me have it- Oogway then proceeds to make scout eat shit before vanishing in a cloud of cherry blossoms and dust from the desert. If this post isn't popular I want you to know my dignity was lost for nothing.
#please read the post before you comment “oooh no why do you have so many random tags”. they are not random this post is just weird as fuck#trust me on this this absolutely does actually have something to do with both kung fu panda and team fortress 2 please read the post first#also fan art or writing bits based on the oogway and scout interaction I made would be 100% appreciated and loved by me.#I would love to see what yall make based on the exercise i made!#writing tips#writing advice#creative writing#writing#writers#character analysis#team fortress#team fortress 2#tf2#overwatch#overwatch 2#kung fu panda#master oogway#tf2 scout
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#today was my first day back at work since I took a week-long vacation and I completely forgot to take my medication since I woke up so early#it was really rough I'm not going to lie#but I'm home now and I'm trying to muster up the willpower to clean#I promise I'll make more resource posts soon I just haven't yet idk#i get really stressed about them becuase I don't want to get anything wrong or give bad advice#anyways#userbox#tw medication#jiraiblr#landmineblr#jirai kei#landmine kei#jirai#landmine type#pien kei#jirai girl#jiraikei#tw pills
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gn!reader x cap. mactavish
thinking about biting captain mactavish as if i'm a fuckin cat
Biting him as I kiss his neck and his collarbones, nibbling the skin of his throat, my hands in his hair and on his face and tugging his shirt over his head.
Kissing down his torso and biting his chest, nuzzling my nose against it affectionately then nipping at it just enough for him to gasp out in anticipation.
Resting my head on his inner thigh and looking up at him adoringly, breathing soft as he absentmindedly runs a hand through my hair, sitting up properly so I can see the bite marks I've left on him.
Pressing my lips to his stomach, closing my eyes and the corners of my mouth twitching upwards when I gently dig my teeth into his flesh again, his grip on my hair tightening as he sucks in a breath.
My hand undoing his belt with practiced swiftness, and he lifts himself up to let me take off his trousers, his hard on clearly visible in his boxers as I bite the soft skin of his thighs.
#yayayay my first meaningful post#my cat bites me to be affectionate so why not do that to soap#also was gonna do reboot soap then decided '09 instead#think its the face paint thingy '09 has#makes me think he'd be more into biting#are my tags too long#im sorry#idk how to post on tumblr still#pls give me advice#if that's a thingy idk#soap x reader#soap x gn!reader#cod x gn!reader#cod x male reader#soap x male reader#captain mactavish x reader#cod imagine#bottom cod men#cw suggestive#cw biting
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fellas is it gay to steal your best friend's jacket with his last name on it?
#lord please let them kiss in the next volume#maybe during a tense mid competition locker room break? mayhaps while everyone else is preoccupied with their own drama?#mayhaps so we see harvard's complex over being a good captain and an insight into how their relationship impacts aiden's fencing??#and LORD let seiji give aiden advice this time. and nicholas harvard!!!!!!!! or vice versa#bc like nichoji are kind of chilling for the first time since vol 1 now someone help aiden who is drowning in the middle of the ocean#gay people are so dramatic (i am gay people)#also praying hoping dying for nicholas robert interaction I AM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE#but this post isnt about that so i'll keep it to myself#ok manifestation is done#fence comic#aiden kane#haiden#inspired by my fic paradise in your eyes of course#because i am nothing if not self referential#nart#digital art#one day i will go back to my nichoji and eugesse and other pairs shitposting. today is not that day
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Need to draw egwene and moonshine now or I die
#oughhhhh what if you were the designated protector and guardian and then these two dipshit adults came along#and they watched out for your little brother (brothers) which was a weight off your shoulders and they taught you new things#and they gave you advice and trusted you and let you be a teen just a little bit for the first time in years#passed out for 10 hours locked out of my apartment#it’s time to egwene post
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Me before starting 911: so the captain’s like the team dad. Probably just fandom being fandom
Me watching episode six: oh they were serious
#this man TIES his *employees* TIE before said employee goes on a first date#THEN gives him dating advice!!!!#mind you. he’s caught said employee having sex on companies time before#and is for some reason his emergency contact????#you’ve known him four months#be so fr#wee woo show#text post
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