#finwe ‘notice me senpai’

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Things elves have gotten Finwe to do by saying “it would impress Miriel”

- wear clothes made of poisen ivy

- write a poem comprised of swear words

- challenge Miriel to a spar (and proceed to get his butt kicked)

- eat soup that was 90% spice

- blow up an orc camp*

- infiltrate one of morgoth’s fortresses*

- dye oropher’s hair a really ugly orange

- dance half naked in front of a group of orcs while cursing them out as a distraction*

- eat berries that gave him diarrhea

- bet all his possessions in a game, only to subsequently loose it all and for his friends having to gamble it back.

- do the splits with no experience and no flexibility

- Hold target for Miriel’s target practice

- cliff diving

- one (1) piercing

- participate in a prank war

- chug Thranduil’s special made get drunk fast brew

- accompany Orome to check out valinor

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*his friend group (the -we’s + lasgen) went with him

More instances pending

[northeasternwind]

I always thought Beorn and the skin-changers were some other race that sprouted up from the Eru Ether all quiet-like, but as it turns out they're Northmen. So, consider this: Good Werewolf Skin-changer Talion, and cursed-into-Vampirism-instead-of-Wraithdom Celebrimbor, and their Romeo and Juliet style romance in a Vampires vs Werewolves Wardor AU

god bless anons putting stuff in my inbox i am living

(i am also sleeping, sorry for the delay in answering all this stuff jdhfgjdhg)

I sadly for myself and for the tag at large (genuinely sorry tag sdkjfhsdjf) am a firm believer that most of Celebrimbor's assholery is unnatural and the result of him wearing the One Ring, but to keep the spirit of the games intact we'll say that Talion is just gently like please do not notice me senpai at his natural lord, Sauron The Third Greatest Wolf Who Ever Lived Lmao, and Celebrimbor the vampire notices and is like holy shit i can blackmail that.

Except he falls in love like a doofus and must now face the consequences of his dickery. Bonus points if his whole family is still alive because you KNOW the house of finwe lives on gossip and meddles regularly.

puppy dirhael. think about it