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Modern AU: Sugar Daddy | My Sugar Daddy Loves Me
Headcanon: Maglor, Finrod, Ecthelion, Thingol, Elrond
Request: Hi Mina I hope you doing well could you please write a part 2 of your sugar daddy au? With Ecthelion, Maglor, Finrod, Elrond and Maeglin - Anon
A/N: Not gonna lie, I had a hard time envisioning Finrod as a sugar daddy since I link those who are Daddy/DILF material as a sugar daddy. He seemed so aloof as a sugar daddy and more like Friends with Benefits lol.
Warnings: a female-focused reader, smut, breeding/creampies
➽ Part 1 | Part 2
➽ Modern AU Series
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Maglor
➽ He’s a world-renowned pop star who is beloved by everyone, and you are his lovely darling he met during a backstage meet and greet when he slipped his number into your back pocket and whispered, ‘Call me.’
➽ Of course you called him because that’s how you receive gifts on your doorstep after every performance he has, world tours, or when his albums go platinum. You are the mysterious lover that his fans talk about because of paparazzi.
➽ For the most of your dynamic shared with him, you are kept a secret because, to him, it makes everything more thrilling. All those posts of him on vacation or tours with snips of your hands, legs or back, or the albums being written about you, make everything invigorating.
➽ On the days when he does return from touring, you are showered in affection abundantly. Necklaces and anklets with your name or his name, dozens of roses, lingerie, the latest fashion wear, a lump sum of money floating into your account and some days between the sheets.
➽ Plus, that pretty black credit card in your back pocket feels incredibly heavy with all the financial opportunities it’s allowing you to make. It doesn’t bother him with you swipe his card to make your purchases because he has lots of trust in you (please don’t rob him).
➽ The dynamic between you both differs from the others who would reward you for excelling at your job or studies. With Maglor, he’ll reward you for being silent as he takes you in the recording booth during breaks, support him during his concerts, and when he wins awards.
➽ Apart from dropping all the materialistic gifts on you, Maglor takes him time to worship you from head to toe. You are, after all, the inspiration behind his best-selling albums, and he has inserted your moans as background vocals on some of his songs.
➽ A passion lover you got as a sugar daddy with an oral fixation (best his mouth). He has to show you how talented those lips are; singing isn’t all that he can do with his tongue. Plus, he’s also a guitarist, so let the realisation sink in with those fingers.
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Finrod
➽ Right off the bat, his type of sugar daddy isn’t for pleasure purposes and it’s the last reason why he was willing to care for you. He just wants someone to spoil and spend lots of time with because he’s rich and lonely in his mansion.
➽ Being spoilt is something you never have to question because he’s eager to be your sugar daddy even though he doesn’t consider himself as one. He’ll just tell you that he’s a good friend helping another friend out while handing you his unlimited credit card and a bunch of gifts.
➽ The adventurous type to call you up in the middle of the night and TELL you that he already booked you all a flight a trip to a tropical island for two weeks filled with various fun activities. The idea that you have classes or work tomorrow doesn’t sink in until you’re reminding him.
➽ It’s a frequent occurrence with him visiting/calling at early hours to check out new places in the city or for you to come over because his giant house is lonely. At some point, you are living in with him and all the maids have become familiar with you.
➽ If you’re a college student, you are funded, and yes, he does have an interest in your academics. However, he’s a lot more understanding if you fail a course because he’s the reason (making you miss classes with those trips); he might suggest dropping out and letting him permanently care for you because he can also get you a decent job without a degree.
➽ As I mentioned, pleasure isn’t something Finrod is interested in during the agreement. That’s something you would have to initiate one night as you’re relaxing in bed or returning from dinner. Take the lead and make him rethink his agreement to incorporate it often and scrap the ‘friends’ talk.
➽ He isn’t someone who becomes stressed, so if anything, you’re the one who’s getting the rough sex when you’re stressed. He is happy to help because if you’re keeping him company, he has to return the favour with an open mind. And trust me when I say, he’s good at what he does but acts casual as if he didn’t strip away your ability to walk.
➽ At least your time being his sugar baby will be fun and filled with excitement, something that outshines the finances and pleasure he blesses you with. His desire for companionship helps to make the dynamic between you two worthwhile.
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Ecthelion
➽ Responsible for marketing some of the most valuable gemstones around the world; mostly invested in the diamond stock market. The first time you met him and stepped into his house, you noticed how much he was obsessed with the gemstone. You don’t complain because it’s what he gifts you whenever you perform well for him.
➽ He covers all your tuition expenses and living commodities and gives you one of his unlimited credit cards to shop for your heart's desires. In return, you must bring home good grades (he’ll tell you what’s good) and keep up your good reputation. He doesn’t want you to ever tarnish your reputation.
➽ Ecthelion is wealthy and educated, so he doesn’t mind getting involved and invested in your field of work or degree program. Depending on what it is, he’ll extend his knowledge, but if he doesn’t know, he’ll make attempts to get you good connections to boost your career.
➽ So long as you maintain your good grades and reputation, you’re in it for life. He’s taking you vacations to tropical islands, opera shows, shopping sprees, buying you the most expensive jewellery sets and clothes. You will be rocking the best designer clothes, Ecthelion isn’t standing for you wearing simple clothes.
➽ Of course, when you perform excellently for him, he will return the favour with more than just trips and money. He established in the beginning that he was seeking companionship during your deal, and as much as he wanted to keep things professional, something about the red lipstick you adore wearing sucked him in.
➽ Perhaps allowing you to give him a blowjob under the table in his office during a quick visit and leaving lipstick smeared all over his cock made him change his mind about keeping things professional. He was pleased when you agreed to make the relationship more intimate than hugs and kisses.
➽ He wastes no time whenever he’s stressed to relieve himself through you (with your consent). You’re his little stress reliever, and in return, Ecthelion doesn’t mind letting you use him to beat your stress. Sex is rough and steamy between you both. You are getting bent over countertops, work desk, pressed against the wall, he’s hungry beneath his professional demeanour.
➽ While he is a formal and sophisticated gentleman, and he would not touch you inappropriately in public, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t purchase you vibrator panties and plugs. You’re sitting beside him during a conference meeting and he’s causally playing with the speed on his phone, making you cum.
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Thingol
➽ This sugar daddy is drifting over to the DILF side of things and do not be fooled by his silver hair, he isn’t old, he’s simply trendy and into the latest fashion styles. Giovani, Armani, Dior, Marco Polo, Ralph Lauren and the list goes on. Thingol is an old-money type of sugar daddy, and he adores showing off his wealth to you.
➽ To be honest, Thingol really want to be your sugar daddy because he saw you and liked you. At the time, you were a broke college student or young worker struggling in the business world who used the opportunity he was providing to build your career and status.
➽ Thingol doesn’t care about all that (at first), but he does ensure all your needs and desires are met. Tuitions paid, loans cleared, no negative credit score or empty bank account. You’re the rich student on campus or your job that everyone is jealous of because he makes sure the world knows you’re spoilt by rolling up in some custom Rolls Royce or Bently.
➽ Your unlimited credit cards weigh a ton in your pocket, but who cares because you’re rich and being pampered as you deserve? Of course, nothing in life comes for free and without payment. Thingol might carry some age because he has a fully grown child, but he isn’t old.
➽ He makes it clear that he would enjoy being intimate and seeking companionship in return for the wealth spent on you. Do you decline, of course not (you can’t, or you’ll end up poor again).
➽ Thingol is the definition of old is the new young. This man has the stamina to last for a lifetime and makes sure you’re always satisfied. He can be stingy and demand that you give him more attention (he’s a receiver more than a giver). You’ll have to catch him in the right mood for him to be on the giving end.
➽ But still, you can’t complain because you’re getting good dic—. Anyway speaking of spoiling you, he adores whenever you’re completely decked out in lingerie for him, i.e. just all the jewellery he bought for you and nothing else.
➽ He does have a slight breeding kink, but it isn’t intending to want children, so you have nothing to worry about. Thingol just enjoys the sight of prettying his sugar baby.
➽ Know that he’ll gift you some necklace or ring that informs everyone that you’re his and no one else’s. If you ask him if it means he’s proposing, he’ll reply with something along the lines of, “You’re already mine princess, wedding ring or not.”
‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ. Elrond
➽ DILF number three and it makes perfect sense since he’s a descendant of many DILFs (Fingolfin, Turgon, Thingol). But Elrond doesn’t mind being someone’s sugar daddy, though his intentions are more for genuine purposes. If you want more, you’re gonna have to do all the work to show him that it’s more than paying your tuition and giving you money.
➽ Nevertheless, he covers all your expenses and demands that you perform excellently in your field of study or job. Elrond would even go out of his way to personally teach you (and no, I don’t mean bending you over the desk type of teaching) to ensure success is at your fingertips.
➽ This man is the most passionate and dedicated sugar daddy who cares about your well-being to a great extent. He’s well-rounded, so he’s fulfilling all your needs and wants, health, education, finances, basic commodities and living expenses. Please don’t disappoint him by failing your classes, he’s pulling all his money into the best tutors.
➽ In return for your devotion and passion for excellence, you are getting spoiled but not like the others. Elrond doesn’t mind giving you money or taking you on shopping sprees or trips around the world, he simply doesn’t want you dependent dependent on him to always provide since he’s building you up to become your own boss and financially secure.
➽ He’ll spoil, but not to that extent. Such a philosophical man, teaching all about life and how to be independent and headstrong.
➽ Now, as I’ve previously mentioned, if you want him to take you to bed, impressions are everything. Elrond’s the type to get impressed by your sense of elegance, sophistication and linguistics. Show him how skilled your tongue is, and he’ll be wanting more. No doubt he’s rewriting the contract in his mind.
➽ He has kids and knows how to ramp in between the sheets. In his state, he probably isn’t interested in more given his desire for companionship, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to be giving out creampies. The sight of it is his catalyst for wanting to give you more and keep you up all night.
➽ He’s a gentleman in the streets and will incapacitate you in the sheets. Tricks up his sleeves despite having an old fashion appeal about him. Give him a dance dressed in some pretty lingerie—nothing overly fancy, he likes elegance and simplicity—while he sips on whisky or brandy in a button-down shirt and his tie lazily discarded around his neck.
➽ Treat him well because running multiple companies is tiring, so relieve his stress while he relieves yours and you’ll be the happiest sugar baby ever.
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The Silmarillion Elves Finding My Mutual's Blog
AN: why am I doing this? Lack of brain cells, I tell you. But here we go (lmk if you would like to be removed...I don't intend to offend anyone). A small gift for mutuals and feel free to add more blogs if needed.
Summary: How would characters from the Silmarillion react to finding my mutual's blogs. Purely based on my interpretation which may or may not be messed up.
@asianbutnotjapanese: the loremaster with all the records. Elrond and Finrod. Do I need to say more? This trio would sit together to appreciate all the writings together. A group that thrives together as they compare their findings.
Finrod's appreciation might originate in the form of odes complimented by the notes of his harp.
Kings and queens of reblogging stuff for easier access.
@doodle-pops: There's going to be a crowd here. But the chief guest of this gathering can be none other than Fingon. Accompanied by Glorfindel and Fingolfin (because I see you with that sugar daddy fic Mina).
I completely expect Fingon to encounter the blog, binge-read everything and then create his own the very next day (and yes, he will write the most cursed ships). This elf will create multiple other accounts to comment on the Fingon fics...Will jokingly compare the note count of his fic with that of Maedhros'.
Glorfindel is just another golden retriever. He will meticulously thank you and the rebloggers (celebrates humbly at his popularity). And he will be the one to send super sweet 'you're amazing' kind of asks to the writer.
Fingofin will become an established annon on the blog. No one knows it's him. His online personality is 180 from his real life. (He's got some ships and opinions and mans won't stop from stating them *aggressively*.
@a-world-of-whimsy-5: The Ainur. Sauron, Namo, and Irmo (Manwe and Eonwe are lurking) are here and they will read everything. Don't be surprised if you get a bunch of passionate Sauron requests by an 'annon' the next day. Very specific requests.
Irmo on the other hand reads even the spiciest fics with a poker face late at night. I can just imagine him laying with his phone in his hand as he scrolls through the blog. A quiet existence but don't be surprised when you wake up with 50 notes and a new followers.
Namo will start by restraining himself to the sfw fics but somehow ends up reading nsfw and goes down the rabbit hole. Next day the he can't look anyone in the eye (especially Manwe). Decides never to do that again only to come back for more (don't even bring him close to hurt no comfort, this Ainur cried for Luthien. He can't handle angst).
@wandererindreams: Ulmo, Manwe, Eru, and The Void. Just a merry group having existential conversations. You all would be sitting there with your copy of texts and believe me Eru will pull out receipts to prove shit.
The sight of the Void being hyped by all the extensive headcanons...chef's kiss. Literal black hole feels included in the fandom for the first time.
Manwe and Ulmo would be there with wisdom and appreciation for your deep contemplation. Both commenting their piece and views about the subject in lengthy comments.
Eru will be taking notes. I can envision Iluvatar, playing devil's advocate (ironic) and arguing against anything and everything. Eru likes hooman who challenge him (ask Numenorians).
@animatorweirdo: Maglor and Sauron. The second eldest Feanorian will be found blushing as he reads your works and he will revisit the blog in bouts of day-dreaming of his true love. Leaves adorable emojis in the comments.
Believe me, Sauron would get some pretty interesting ideas from all your sci-fi fics. Now he really really really needs a vampire plus werewolf SO so bad. This maia will flourish under all the attention given to him. Follows fervently but will like sparingly (he's got an image to maintain).
I would also spy a lingering Maedhros but he's got the tired mom energy so he'll be a flickering presence who remembers Tumblr once every 3 months.
Lamemaster: dead. Feanor or Finwe will smite me the second they see my blog.
#the silmarillion#writers and their muses#tolkien elves#we're fucked if this happens#Feanor will smite me#treat for mutuals
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What your favorite Finwean says about you
Does not include wives/husbands other than those of Finwe himself, sorry. Also, you can usually just add “Likes angst” or “Likes problematic men” to most of these, although I’ve called out a few exceptional examples. Also some of these are similar, I’m really sorry about that Q_Q
Finwe: You probably liked the Hobbit movies for the love triangle they put Legolas, Kili and Tauriel in. Out of all the characters, the Finwe lovers are the most likely to be parents themselves, especially parents of troubled children.
Miriel: Are you sure your favorite character isn’t Feanor? You might have some familial trauma, too.
Indis: You are not, by any means, a Feanor supporter. You may have some parental issues yourself.
Feanor: You have religious trauma, or family trauma, or some combination of the two. You don’t enjoy compromise.
Maedhros: You linger about the “whump” and “hurt-comfort” tags like it’s your personal haunted house. The page where Maedhros is rescued in the Silm is more beaten and stained than any other page in your copy of the book. You probably ship SamFro and Russingon, maybe Gigolas too.
Maglor: You want to be held. Badly. You love the “found family” trope. You might be a musician yourself.
Celegorm: You like to think you can fix men (feral version). You like animals and dirt.
Caranthir: You claim to hate rich people but really you just want some sugar daddy to scoop you up and take care of you for the rest of your life.
Curufin: You like to think you can fix men (filthy version). You also have daddy issues, or prefer men who have said daddy issues.
Amrod: You love making headcanons. You have strong opinions about his death. You might be a Harry Potter fan from the ways you like twins, and redheads.
Amras: Once again, you love to make headcanons, and you might be a Harry Potter fan, or an ex-fan, or something.
Lalwen: You prefer Fingolfin to either of his brothers. You’ve always rebelled against the idea of a middle child as a peacekeeper.
Fingolfin: You probably like RPGs where you can roleplay as a big strong swordsman.
Fingon: You’re gay. You ship SamFro and Russingon, maybe Gigolas too. Either that or you’ve always projected onto the big strong prince who saves the princess (or whoever) from the tower prison.
Turgon: You read those “princess/wizard/whatever in the tower” stories and thought that the tower may not be that bad of a place to be. You like playing with Legos.
Aredhel: You reblog every pro-feminist post you find. You probably prefer racebent versions of her. You’re the only heterosexual in your friend group.
Argon: You prefer the less mainstream texts (HoME, Unfinished Tales, letters, etc.) to the Silm.
Findis: You may be an older sister yourself. You prefer Finarfin to either of his brothers. There’s no problem with being a homebody in your eyes. You, like the Hobbits, have a critical view of adventure.
Finarfin: You prefer to think that (at least) all of the Finarfinians get reembodied at some point. You prefer the house of Olwe to the house of Finwe. You prize cooperation as a virtue.
Finrod: You have a “we’re all in this together” sort of mentality. You may favor interracial cooperation groups. You’re not a dog person. You won’t hang out with anyone who isn’t weird.
Angrod: You probably have a sibling who overshadows you in multiple ways. You like making headcanons.
Aegnor: You unironically love romance novels. You probably believe in soulmates.
Orodreth: Like the Angrod likers, you probably have a sibling who overshadows you in multiple ways. Headcanons your beloved. Specifically, family headcanons appeal to you more than they appeal to the Angrod likers.
Galadriel--You prefer LOTR to the Silmarillion. You also aren’t a huge fan of the house of Finwe in general. You might subscribe to the feminist label but you don’t have to.
Celebrimbor: You love the idea of choosing your own family. You’re a big believer in not judging the child for the sins of the father. You might like to make stuff, or you like men who are good with their hands.
Finduilas: Your recommended tags include “whump,” “angst,” and possibly “hurt-comfort.” You may have a crush on Turin Turambar.
Maeglin: You have daddy issues. Mommy issues, too. You like to think you can fix men (clean, domesticated version).
Gil-Galad (assumes he’s a Finwean of some sort): You like the Peredhel a whole lot. Who you are is less important to you than what you do. You’re a big fan of tragic poetry.
Celebrian: Your favorite Elven city is Rivendell. You also are a big Frodo Baggins supporter. There’s nothing wrong with mildness and gentleness. There’s also nothing wrong with wifehood or motherhood, or putting aside other aims to focus on those things, in your eyes.
Idril: Have you read Percy Jackson? If you did, your favorite character was Annabeth. If you haven’t, then you have a strong personal hatred of the dumb-blonde stereotype. You might subscribe to the feminist label--you’re more likely to do so than a Galadriel lover but less so than an Aredhel lover.
Earendil: Sacrifice! Tragedy! Strength through adversity! These are some of your favorite things!
#I try not to just say you're gay for a lot of these but#some of these people#Are Really Liked Mainly By Gay People#also I'm trying not to say lol you're just in love with him for as many of these#but it's easy#also...maeglin#I wanted to say you pity people with bad childhoods even if they've done terrible things#but then I realized my favorite silm character is maedhros#so I can't talk#had a decent childhood and still killed people#oof#well he's not exactly my favorite but he's close#he's my favorite son of feanor#finwe#miriel serinde#miriel therinde#indis#feanor#maedhros#maglor#celegorm#caranthir#curufin#amrod#amras#ambarussa#lalwen#fingolfin#fingon#turgon
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Random Elves Approach To Holliday Gift Giving Headcannons
So for this I kinda just picked random elves from the tolkien universe that I wanted to write about. Hope y'all like it! and happy holidays to you all!
Thranduil
So the term gift giving may be a bit inaccurate to our dear extravagant Thranduil. Its more GIFTS giving
Thranduil will you give you at least five gifts no question for the holidays
*cough* Sugar daddy *cough*
These gifts will most likely consist of beautiful jewelry encrusted with precious gleaming stones of your favorite color
A beautiful silk dress or tunic tailored just for you
and other gifts that match your intrests
You like reading? Here have practically a whole library worth of books
You like sewing? Well here have all the fabric you could ever want of amazing quality
I think you get the idea here. This elf king does not understand the idea of holding back for the one he loves.
Maglor
Though Maglor can most certainly afford to give you extravagant gifts like a certain elf king we know *cough* Thranduil *cough* he believes gifts hand crafted and made for you by himself reign supreme.
Maglor would spend the months leading up to the holiday season writing and perfecting a beautiful song for you on his harp
The lyrics of this song will be liken to Poetry and each word will hold meaning
He will sing the song for you while you're all cozy and bundled up by a fire avoiding the cold weather raging outside, and drinking a hot cup of tea he made for you.
Finrod
Finrod is about more experience oriented gifts
Finrod believes that the best gift he can give you is joy and he finds the best way to do this is to take you to do fun things.
He will most defiantly take you to do something he knows you will love and may push your comfort zone a little
Maybe a high speed horse back ride and ice skating over a frozen lake with skates he bought for you
But don't worry about danger at all, even though it may feel as if Finrod is being reckless. He has a plan for everything and has greatly considered and eliminated dangers that may occur from the activity he takes you to do.
You go on a high speed ride with him? He will make sure you ride the smoothest horse he can find and he will have a couple royal guards follow not far behind incase they are needed.
Galadriel
HANDS DOWN BEST GIFT GIVER THERE IS YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
Galadriel will get you the most perfect gift or gifts possible, I mean she can read minds after all to find out exactly what you want.
The gift will be wrapped beautifully and have a lovely note written in goldish silverish ink that matches Galadriel's hair.
As you open the gift Galadriel will look at you with a knowing smile since she already has a great idea of how much you will love her gift
#thranduil x reader#thranduil#thranduil headcanons#maglor#maglor x reader#maglor headcanon#finrod#finrod x reader#galadriel#galadriel x reader#tolkien headcanon#lotr headcanons#hobbit headcanons#lotr#lord of the rings#lord of the rings x reader#hobbit#hobbit x reader#silmarillion#the simarillion#the simarillion headcanon#silm#silm fandom#hollidays#thranduil x you
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the silmarillion according to someone who read the first 8 pages and got distracted
everything i know is from tumblr. feel free to use me as an academic source shgjkdsg.
the cast:
aule: he’s every dwarf’s dad. 10/10 coolest valar. just wants to be left alone with his short beardy children. (except for feanor. he’s a “lover of feanor” whatever jirt meant by that hjskg)
beleg: turin’s boyfriend?? got stabbed. by turin. whether or not this was during intercourse is debatable.
beren: luthien’s arm candy. moving on.
celebrimbor: got into a lot of hot water with sauron. dont know anything else.
earendil: he’s. he got stuck in the sky forever that’s all i know. elrond’s dad.
ecthelion: balrog slaying boi!!!!!!!!!! and a big nerd.
elwing: turned into a bird? elrond’s mum.
elros: elrond’s brother. instead of being an elf he chose mortality and died like a sucker. rip.
erestor: glorfindel’s boyfriend?? dont know much else about him.
eru: god??? i guess? kind of a dick. somehow absent and controlling father at the same time.
feanor: definition of yikes. he had 7 sons and at least one of them (amrod? amras?) died due to his negligent parenting. silmarils were his fault. a lot of murder was his fault. in fact almost everything from page 20 onwards is his fault.
feanorians: maedhros, amrod and amras (twins), curufin, maglor??? maybe??, dont know the other two.
fingon, fingolfin, finrod: feanor’s brothers and dad. dont know which are which. theyre all equally catastrophic except one of them who is the only one with any common sense in the whole book.
galadriel: everyone’s problematic fave
glorfindel: balrog slaying boi!!!!!!!!!!! great hair 10/10. uh he died but he got better and came back in lotr so he’s fine.
luthien: baddest bitch. id die for her actually. she defeated sauron through the power of her epic vocals. has a cool dog.
maglor: he threw his silmaril into the sea, mad lad. not sure what else he did.
mairon: aka sauron. morgoth’s sugar baby. has some issues? a freaky bitch from that art piece i saw where he was branding some poor elf (maedhros?) anyway 2/10 twink disaster would not recommend to be fair though, i’d be a disaster too if everyone kept calling me a pun on my name that basically meant “motherfucker”
mandos: (i mixed him up with manwe for a sec) uh. he’s real goth. runs the afterlife. that’s all i know.
manwe: seems super up himself but is v. insecure. “lord of the skies”?? yeah he’s definitely overcompensating.
melkor: aka morgoth. baddest bad. is responsible for the balrog. sauron’s sugar daddy
nienna: sad all the time. probably needs therapy. is she okay.
oronwe: dont know who oronwe is but it’s a cool name so im sticking it on the list.
olorin: younger sexier gandalf
turin: Absolute Disaster. murphy’s law was based on him. he somehow kills everyone he loves? man get help.
ungoliant: shelob’s bigger angrier grandma. wlw icon?? perhaps.
varda: Literally the queen of everything. somebody around here’s got to have some sense. id kill for her.
yavanna: hippy tree hugger. that’s all.
the peoples:
the valar: the pantheon? i suppose? they sing a lot.
the maiar: lesser gods. angels?? somehow include both gandalf and the balrog, not sure what sort of genetics gymnastics happened there.
the vanyar: goody two shoes elves. all disgustingly good. like the kids in real estate commercials.
the noldor: disaster elves. responsible for everything bad. wouldnt touch them with a 10 foot bargepole. so horrible that their language is forbidden. y i k e s.
the teleri: sea elves?? basically they leave everyone else and do their own thing. the only ones who figured out how to make boats. when feanor wants to get to middle earth he murders them all.
the sindar: the cultured native elves of middle earth
the silvan elves: the cowboy native elves of middle earth
the stuff:
the silmarils: arkenstone and ring of power combined x 3. everyone wants one but maglor throws his into the sea for some reason.
galadriel’s hair: feanor asks for it three times and she tells him to piss off three times. the whole thing with gimli in fellowship was a massive fuck you to feanor.
the two trees: they,,, are the source of all light in arda? at some point they almost die but theyre okay now.
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I am in the minority but I’d love to know more about the pre-noldor elvish edain culture, history, and just life.
I wanna know more about men in the context of men, I wanna see history through human eyes without the elvish perspective.
I wanna know the full experiences of all humans in middle earth not the ones the elves interacted with. And if you have to have elves, I wanna hear about what humans thought of elves that isnt ‘oh they are so perfect and amazing and beautiful uwu’, because that’s kind of boring and we can all agree first age elves? on the whole? pretty shitty. (I love em but they have one brain cell to share among them and fuck up on the regular).
I wanna see Humans who were born into a dumpster fire that is the world of arda, these are a people who didn’t get Orome leading them to heaven on earth, they got Morgoth. These are a people who lived in Morgoth’s land for centuries who probably experienced horror and oppression from basically their species infancy. Unlike the elves of valinor, or even the Sindarin protected by Melian, horror and despair would have not been their abnormal, it would be their everyday. But they aren’t broken, they survive. They make families, connections, lives in this wasteland. They adapt and change, because I think in some ways that is the race of men’s true advantage over elves. That we don’t have a gap on our ‘greatness’ persay, humanity’s ambitions get’s mutated into greed a lot (I mean numenor is a dumspter fire for a reason) but I think that human ambition is a strength because it means we don’t accept our circumstances. The Edian sure didn’t.
The edain, the Boerians, the people of haleth, and the hadorians, all marched themselves out of morgoth’s land hoping for something better, with NO GUARANTEE they find anything better. But they still did it. And while we are here, let’s talk about how the race of men has not guarantee of anything, like elves (and dwarves) kind of know where they end up. They go to Mandos and get reborn, they go to aule, respectively. Men...don’t have that. Men really didn’t get anything (but Morgoth and suffering). They leave this world forever, thats what they know. Thats what they are told.
But no one knows what the means. (Personally, I think its like a good place situation kind of. Eru is just michael and turin is janet)
But anyway back to the POINT, (if there ever was one) the edain end up finding beleriand but beleriand isn’t the paradise they wanted. But hey, its not morgoth so let’s celebrate said the beorians before promptly getting found by finrod. And look elves did a lot of good for humans, but I also think there is this really bad dynamic of elves holding all the power and men just being in it for the ride.
Ive made the joke that the elves of the first age are kind of like the edian’s sugar daddies but it’s kind of true. They give them land and like ‘wisdom’ (whatever the fuck that means) and in return men give them their ever increasing numbers. The Silm is a very elven story we don’t really get a lot of human, but when we do I think it’s pretty interesting. Because the relationship between Elves and Men is really uneven in the first age...and all ages even though in later ages forces of men like numenor at their height could I think easily sweep the floor with the elves of the second age combined. I think culturally Elves give a lot more, like men end up picking up their language, though im one hundred percent sure human languages didn’t die out and never do, humans must have shit talked elves a LOT in taliska (oh yes, that is the name of at least the language spoken by the hadorians and beorians, the people of haleth spoke a different dialect) and I think a lot of humans give more in resources (aka men, power, infantry). I mean personally if I was having at a guess I don’t think (as the latecomers) men got very many places to actually farm and have good land and relied on elvish goods to survive. I think this unevenness kind of spurred this idea that ‘elvishness = superior’, so to make this full circle I think a lot of pre edain culture was lost to make place for diet pepsi version of elf culture that we see human cultures like numenor and gondor have, because that’s better than their orn because elves are SPECIal BETTER AND DON’T DIE LIKE US BROKEN AND FALLEN PEOPLE. ((screams))
Okay let’s talk about the death thing. Human and Mortal and Men all mean the same thing, humans die is not a statement that should be up for debate. But the humans of edain, at least from what we see of Andreth is that this was not how it always was. Humans were once immortal like the elves until they were bad and listened to morgoth and then they became mortal and all sick and ew.
yeahhhh, I don’t think thats true. I think in-universe its a great myth. I love finrod ah andreth for this reason (also andreth is tolkien’s best female character he ever created and the fact that she’s not in the published silm is why we are in the bad timeline) , but I think humans...always were mortal.
And thats okay.
We talked about human ambition above, I think that is fueled by the fact that we all die. We have a timer, so we have to do things now, and that’s not a bad mindset to have. I think it gets humjans into trouble but also, imagine your a human in beleriand, you have children, a family, they might have children someday you want to do what you need to do to make sure THEY have a chance.
(also lets talk about the fucked up fact that humans are punished for lsitening to morgoth in the first place like im sorry that humans didnt have any other valar looking for them, there was no orome, no fucking chance that they could have met anyone else because no valar came for them only morgoth with his lies so yes humans are bad for listening to the only god like entity that seemed like he wanted to help them, the elves did that too but they had nice gods so they are wise while humans who have illness and sickness and death over their heads listen to a guy with power okay jirt i see your double fuckig stnarad and its STUPID)
And you can’t wait for that chance, so you leap. I think this is best illustrated by Turin of all people. Turin gets called elvish a lot in looks but in actions, he, like most of his family, are allllllllll human. The bridge in nargothrand even though it’s stupid and ends up horribly kind of reminds me of this. Turin doesn’t have time to wait like Gwindor, and Orodreth, etc do. his people have already been fucking disomated, he’s lost his father, his mother is trapped in enemy territory. He wants to help.
Sure it blows up in his face, but yknow...the want to do good is there.
I think on the whole humans get a bad rep...like they’re called stupid and dumb and ugly by both fandom and in universe elves alike. But I don’t think that’s the case. Humans have a lot more balls and have collectively been through more trauma as a species than I think all of the elves (especially valinorian) elves combined. I think when humans fuck up, whether it be turin or numenor, it’s proof of their incompetence, that their inante (eru-given ability) to have ambition to seek beyond the world they live in for something better for something more is evil and they should be more like the elves, stagnant, already at the height of ‘perfection’, never changing....instead of being humans. Like look at these fools trying to act like than can be GOOD at something, sit down and let these elves be best at everything obviously. How many of you would look at me funny if I said, maybe the race of men was BETTER THAN THE ELVES AT SOMETHING? A lot of you im sure, and someone would have a rebuttle for how I was wrong and how this elf was considered the best.
(like that post going around how could turin actually be #that pretty to thot his way through all of beleriand? Maybe he just Was like that, sure he may have a little elvish ness but honestly I think that be a funny thing elves say to cover up the fact some elves found a icky human was actually just that fucking hot, because obviously humans could never be that actually hot ever, not to intangle a sindarin mast of a guard, a NOLDORIAN VANYAR-DESSCENT PRINCESS, ect)
Also just to go back to numenor, ever want an example of why it doesnt work for men to act like elves...look at numenor, early numenor was as elvish as humans could produce....but then they got bored. And then numneor became an empire and everyone eventually had so much of a bad time, eru reshaped the fucking world just to wipe the valar’s ‘humans but better’ ocs off the face of the planet. Like just to stray off topic I personally think men can’t go to valinor 1) because the two trees are actually nuclear, and the whole damn island is chernobyl instant death right there and thats why the valinor elves are like #that (they GLOW for gods shake) 2) the monotonous never changing perfection of valinor while amazing in the short term for humans would eventually drive them crazy. Not to say that the race of men doesn’t like some peace and quite or even humans (like myself) can be obverse to change, even I can admit doing the same thing ever day would drive me crazy.
This got super rambly, but its been a lot of thoughts Ive been having for a long ass time. Basically, I just want people to talk to me about the atani, edian, race of men, whatever you want to call them. They deserve a lot better and a lot more respect than just playing a supporting role to the elves.
They didn’t kill all those dragons to be ignored like this.
#silmarillion#race of men#what ye do in the dark#tea with milk#not undercut because I want you people to READ this#please validate meeee#silm#edain#atani#i have a lot of feeling about humans in an elf world....
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I think it's not said, but well, we know that Noldo=loves jewels, so
I personally love to imagine Caranthir as, well, sugar daddy and all else, but not wearing all gold of the world on him. Leave that to Finrod😆
Actually. I can't remember... Does Tolkien ever say Caranthir is into jewelry or did we just see "trades with dwarves" and "wealthy" and "Noldo" and collectively decide that was canon? I very very very rarely see fanart that doesn't give him all the shinies
#Caranthir may wear an embroidered clothes AND I LOVE THAT HC VERY MUCH#but no I think he's more a I-wear-just-these-tiny-pearls-in-my-braid-with-deliberate-care kind of guy#caranthir#silmarillion
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List of Requests
20/01/2024
Hi guys, back with your list of accepted requests, and I’m now aware that there’s more angst than ever ⚆_⚆. Did someone break y’all heart or something? Anyway, here is your list:
Fics (18)
Maedhros x modern!reader – @animatorweirdo (angst/comfort)
Erestor x reader – @sofyawiththelves (fluff)
Maglor x reader – anon (angst/comfort)
Feanor x daughter!reader ft Nerdanel – anon
Caranthir x reader – @foreverandadaydarling (angst/comfort)
Celegorm x reader – anon (angst)
Glorfindel x reader – @wareagleofthemountain (fluff)
Sugar Daddy!Fingolfin x reader – anon (smut)
Erestor x reader (enemies to lovers) – anon
CEO!Maedhros x reader – anon (slightly suggestive/fluff)
Turgon x reader (enemies to lovers) – anon
Ecthelion x reader – anon (fluff)
Lords of Gondolin x reader – anon (smut–I’m going pull out my magic wand for this one)
Ecthelion x mortal!reader pt2 – anon (slight angst/comfort/fluff)
Elrond x modern!reader – anon (fluff/humour)
Caranthir x reader – anon (angst/comfort)
Amras x reader – Mae-duh-whores anon (fluff)
Elrohir x reader (friends to lovers) – Mae-duh-whores anon
Group Headcanons (14)
Lords of Gondolin (4) – deaf tone!reader (anon) – musician!reader (@dicksoutformtl) – arranged marriage (@hermaeuswhora) – reader with PTSD (anon)
House of Feanor (4) – having a human!reader (@misfortunateleprechaun) – ice skater!reader (anon) – returning home after war (anon) – dating a maia!reader (anon)
House of Fingolfin (2) – calling them “daddy” in public (@rain-on-my-umbrella) – spending the winter with reader (🍁🍂anon)
Ainur (2) – short!reader (anon) – reader suffering panic attacks (anon)
Mixed Group (2) – Brother’s Best Friend AU! Jealousy headcanons – Sugar Daddy AU pt 2 Headcanons (4)
Caranthir – Being a father/pregnant!reader (anon)
Feanor – Walking reader down the aisle/father figure (anon)
Maglor NSFW Alphabet (anon)
Finrod NSFW Alphabet (anon)
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ೃ⁀➷The Silmarillion: Modern AU Masterlist ೃ⁀➷
A list comprised of different modern troupes characteristics for our elves that are also reader-included. Proceed with caution for they contain NSFW content, indicated by (*).
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・House of Feanor ೃ⁀➷
Feanor: Sugar Daddy! AU*
Maedhros: CEO! AU* | Brother's Best Friend! AU*
Maglor: DILF! AU* | Sugar Daddy! AU*
Celegorm: Brother's Best Friend! AU*
Caranthir: CEO! AU*
Curufin: Sugar Daddy! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・House of Fingolfin ೃ⁀➷
Fingolfin: CEO! AU* | Sugar Daddy! AU*
Fingon: Brother's Best Friend! AU*
Turgon: Sugar Daddy! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・House of Finarfin ೃ⁀➷
Finarfin: CEO! AU*
Finrod: CEO! AU* | Sugar Daddy! AU*
Angrod: Brother's Best Friend! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・Lords of Gondolin ೃ⁀➷
Ecthelion: Sugar Daddy! AU*
Glorfindel: Sugar Daddy! AU*
Egalmoth: Brother's Best Friend! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・Doriath ೃ⁀➷
Thingol: Sugar Daddy! AU*
Beleg: Brother's Best Friend! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・House of Elrond ೃ⁀➷
Elrond: Sugar Daddy! AU*
⋆.ೃ࿔*:・Miscellaneous ೃ⁀➷
Gil Galad: Sugar Daddy! AU*
#modern!au#sugar daddy!au#ceo!au#brother's best friend!au#house of feanor#house of fingolfin#house of finarfin#house of elrond#doriath#house of finwe#doodlepops writings ✨
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Maedhros CEO and now Fingolfin too? This has to be my favorite AU yet. Do you have anymore planned for this one?
I have CEO! Caranthir sitting in the drafts for posting. I'm still deciding who to write next for the House of Finwe. Probably College! Finrod or Fingon or CEO! Feanor or a Sugar Daddy AU for someone: Curufin? Turgon? Finarfin?
Maglor best friend AU? Celegorm Neighbour AU? Elrond Professor AU? So many ideas can't make up my mind
I'm thinking about writing everyone as CEO AU but I'm conflicted cuz of the mentioned ideas hehe
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