#finna brosca

[faejilly]

Be a duster, don't even have a name really, not as dwarves count such things, kill a guy, find a drunk guy, panic, fight some more guys (just trying not to get killed by your boss), boss tries to kill you anyway, leave your sister and best friend behind in the dust because they told you to, (and it's that or die, honestly, and you're not ready for that), get to Ostagar, meet a KING?!?, there's a fucking view with sky and distant trees and this is IMPOSSIBLE, you miss the fucking STONE and then some very very random nobody is all, "Maker watch over you, my lady"

Apparently you're a lady

what the actual fuck, Brosca's life is very weird

[faejilly]

Finna Brosca

I have no excuse for this collection besides the fact I laughed so I'm sharing:

1: Dwarves are short and Alistair is tall 2: Finna is round and Morrigan is Too Skinny (Finna is absolutely going to get her So Much Food & So Many Blankets)

3 & 4: Idk, Sten's huh face as he looks down at the dwarf that just opened his cage for the heck of it after one (1) quick conversation (she never did talk to the boss-lady in the chantry. because chantries are weird and she doesn't get it.)

5: They are both short and covered in blood and delighted with each other's existence: BFFs 5evar

[faejilly]

@annakie replied to your post “Be a duster, don't even have a name really, not as...”:

LOVE IT, love her! I'm going to start my Pre-DA:V playthrough very soon, too!!

​YAY! <3 (thank you)

@servantofclio replied to your post “Be a duster, don't even have a name really, not as...”:

I love her already, poor Brosca

people still keep calling her my lady when she goes places

she's not really complaining?

but wtf

every time it happens she kind of does this weird almost-jump and looks around, because either they have to be talking to someone else or she's about to get arrested for impersonating a non-duster

and then nope, they mean her, and everyone else thinks that's good?

again, this is not bad

but it is very very weird

and will continue to be weird

@genginger replied to your post “@chimericaloutlier replied to your post “Be a...”:

Finna: so relatable.

she is just.

so tired

why is everyone so melodramatic and complicated about everything? 😅

[faejilly]

@chimericaloutlier replied to your post “Be a duster, don't even have a name really, not as...”:

Her whole life is the John Mulaney "This might as well happen" meme

​EXACTLY

It's especially hilarious to me, because Ingva was all heart-eyes at Duncan and Alistair, like, you got me out of Dust Town, I'm helping save the world, this is AMAZING! (Also, yk, Alistair made her laugh, which isn't a thing that had happened much in her life, so. Heart-eyes.)

And Finna is just: What the Fuck Is Wrong with every single person on the Surface? Don't get her wrong, she's not actually complaining or anything, yay, she's still alive, she's all for fighting Darkspawn, every one she kills is one less that might go back to the Deep Roads and add to Orzammar's problems, which is good for Rica and all, but still. STILL. How do these people ever get anything done? (No wonder Orzammar's been besieged for a thousand years, Surfacers make everything so damn complicated and then act like it's normal. None of this is normal. WTF people.)