#finn x harem

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Precarious

Author: vanghoegh

Platform: Ao3

Pairing(s): Mikaelson siblings x OC

Status: Ongoing

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence

Summary: Everyone has a great plan for life right? A destination or a purpose, not Eloise Sinclair. 22-year-old Eloise lives day-to-day in sleepy Mystic Falls with no clue of the supernatural until she sees something she wasn't supposed to.

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What are your least favorite ships for jaune, Steven, and finn

My LEAST favorite? Woof! Ok, here we go.

Jaune: WhiteKnight: Any woman Jaune ends up with will have to AT LEAST have Pyrrha as a standard. Pyrrha loved Jaune before he accomplished anything, when he was just a sweet, earnest dork who wanted to be better than he was. She met him in the mud and jumped at the opportunity to help brush him off and build him up. Pyrrha heard his aspirations and said "cool, here's the first step on the road to your dreams, take my hand so I can support you if you stumble."

Meanwhile, Weiss just so happened to glance back at the finish line as Jaune crossed it, literally as a middle aged man, and she all of a sudden has a complete change of heart about him based off of his LOOKS? And nothing else? I loved Weiss' character development as a person, but having her take interest in Jaune on a dime with zero preamble was the most shallow thing she's ever done, and that's saying a lot considering her character from vol 1-2.

He already closed ONE gaping hole in her stomach at Haven Academy, and she never so much as uttered a thank you or a nod back. No indication whatsoever of a changing perspective or reevaluation of him to suggest any interest in having him fill her other holes in the future. When he expresses that he's glad she's OK, she doesn't even respond to him being their whatsoever, just gets up and carries on. And after the fight no words were exchanged between them, no apathetic eye contact, just nothing at all.

The shmuck fell for her at first sight without even getting to know her (not that Weiss ever gave him the chance to) and she never let anybody hear the end of it. Yet she knows Jaune for years and after all that time still has zero interest and the barest of friendships? Fine, fair enough! But that all goes out the window because of his APPEARANCE alone? A few seconds isn't enough time to take into account how Jaune's character has developed for his character to have been what attracted Weiss. How astoundingly hypocritical that she just wants him for his body after giving everyone hell for assuming the same of him? And one outing to the movies, with oscar in tow, off-screen, with no suggestive interaction afterward is not sufficient enough for anyone to believe anything had changed.

A cliché is cliché for a reason; Weiss didn't want Jaune at his worst, but Pyrrha did. She didn't want him at his beginning, but (according to Oum, by the end of season 2) Ruby did. She didn't want him at his mid, but a literal harem of milfs did. But now, at his best and most vulnerable... that STILL wasn't what had her moist at first sight; his newly well-worn dilf status was the sole factor in her newfound attraction. If you ask me, Jaune deserves so much better than the frigid panties of such a fickle and shallow girl. Especially ironic now that her kingdom, status, and family name are worthless. The gall to thirst after a guy you consistently insulted, for liking you, for two whole school years!

I had really hoped that someone, ANYONE, but especially Ruby would have confronted her behavior with contempt and indignation at her lust for Jaune after her indifference and outright hostility toward him up until that point. Having the both of them as her best friends, Ruby was privy to both sides of Jaune and Weiss' "relationship" back in school. I want to see both Jaune and Weiss happy but as far as we've gotten in the plot Weiss is acting more immature now than Jaune was back at Beacon, and it sucks that the writers are definitely going to smooth over all of that for the sake of giving the ex-heiress what she wants.

Steven: Steven x Sadie: Not much to say other than I can't imagine either of them benefitting or growing from each other's presence in a relationship.

Finn: Fubblegum: Princess Bubblegum is a conniving, manipulative, lawful evil ego-maniac and Finn dodged a NUCLEAR WARHEAD moving on from his crush on her. Heck, Marceline is WAY too good for her. I don't have a single doubt Marceline would give her life for her partner, and Finn was willing to tank third degree burns for someone he liked, and would do that and more for anyone he knew, but Bubblegum? I don't think she'd suffer any major inconvenience for her lover, especially after the bloody CUNT called Marcy "Monster Trash". This may be my diehard Finnceline enjoyer talking, but of all the female characters in the show, none of them vibed on the same wavelength with Finn like Marceline did. After Jake there's no one who's been a closer friend to Finn than Marceline; I'd go so far as to say Bubblegum has been more harm than help for Finn and others in the long run.

[geminigirl0298]

ALL THE KINGS' MEN

Relationship: Dark!Bucky x Reader, King!Loki x Reader

Summary: The Odinson Kings take over Midgard, appointing commanders to help them colonize the entire planet. Commander Barnes finds you during a raid of untouched lands and claims you as his own. You endure months of torture and abuse at the metal hand of the cruel man, and are set to suffer even more when he sends you to King Loki to break you further. Upon meeting the feared man, you find that looks can be deceiving, and rumors are not always what they seem.

A/N: Thank you to my editor @green-mischief-managed for helping me with this fic! Let me know if you want to be tagged !

Warnings: Minors DNI, 18+, very NSFW. Fingering, oral sex (f and m receiving), handjobs, blood and gore, torture, rape, knives, death, mutilation, choking, burning, breeding kink, forced pregnancy, vaginal sex, mentions of suicide. This fic deals with dark themes such as rape, abuse and torture. If these themes make you uncomfortable, please do not read!

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CHAPTER 14

      “What?”  Thor shot to his feet.  “When?”  Loki remained silent.  A sickening feeling made its way into his stomach, not unlike the one he felt when he heard Rogers was on Agard.  The entire situation was eerily similar, and he needed to get to you to ensure you were okay. 

      “Can’t say, your majesty,” replied Finn, eyes blown wide.  “Sven and I were on our way to relieve the other guards and found them encased in ice.  We were confused at first, and then we remembered stories of King Thor’s first coronation debacle —” here, both brothers winced at the memory, “—­ and deduced what must be happening.  Sven went to find Lady Dee to make sure she was safe.  I came to warn you.”

        “I must find Lady Dee,” Loki decided.  “Even if she is with Sven, he cannot possibly take on a frost giant alone.  And she has no idea what she’s in for.”

         “And I must get Jane,” said Thor, hopping to his feet.  “I’ll do a quick sweep of the palace and see if I can find their point of entrance.  Finn, I want you to go straight to the Captain of the guard and tell him fryse.  They’ve been trained for this.  They’ll know what it means.  Loki—”

           Loki was already out the door.  This time, he had the presence of mind to portal himself to your room.  Sven was standing outside when he got there.  “Sven!”

           “My king!”  His chest was heaving, clearly a result of having run all the way here.   “The frost giants!  I came to find Lady Dee but she’s not here!  Do you think she’s in trouble?”

          “Calm down.”  Loki placed a hand on the younger boy’s shoulder.  He could feel his entire body trembling.  “I want you to try to calm down, then go straight to the harem —”

           Sven was quick to protest.  “But Lady Dee!” 

           “I will find Lady Dee,” Loki promised, all the while trying to calm his own rising panic.  “I will bring her to the harem.  In the meantime, I need you to round up everyone you can and get them there.  Can you do that for me?”  Sven blinked, gaze unfocused.  “Sven?  Can you do that?”

          “Yes, your majesty.”  He bowed low, scampering off to do as his king bid.  Loki took a deep breath once he was gone.  He forced himself to turn and enter your room, eyes searching for any sign of a struggle.  A knocked-over lamp, maybe, or even a broken lock would indicate you had been taken.  Instead, he found a perfectly pristine bedroom with everything in its place — everything except the bed.

           The pillow on one side was rumpled, the sheets pulled back as though someone had left in a hurry.  He concluded you had endured another sleepless night, which meant you had left on your own.  But to go where?  Surely not to him.  Not after witnessing his atrocious behaviour.  So then, where?  Where could you have gone?

          “AHHH!”   Loki stiffened.  He knew that scream.  “HELP!”  That was your scream. 

           He ran out of the room, conjuring two daggers as he sped towards your cries.  It did not take long to find you.  You were right in the other hall, not far from his study, and a rather menacing Jotunn stood before you.  

       “Hush!” It yelled.  “Tiny, annoying Asgardian!” Blue hands reached towards you, intent on shutting you up as you cowered against the wall.  Loki refused to let that happen.  He launched a dagger at the giant, watching it embed itself in the thick, cobalt skin of its back.  The giant let out a yell.  However, he still stood firm. 

        Loki knew a dagger was not enough to fell such a creature.  Hel, he was one himself, and even without his Asgardian battle training, he would have laughed at the tiny knife.  So he wasted no time in readying the spell he had long perfected for use at times like this.  He raised his hands, green sparks flying from his fingertips, and a bolt of magic sliced through the giant’s neck.  

         A choking sound erupted in the air.  The Jotunn turned, one hand moving to his throat before his head promptly slid off and hit the floor with a thud.  The body fell after, producing a louder sound that reverberated off the walls.  It also brought Loki into your line of sight for the first time since the cell.

       You were silent at first, staring at the Jotunn with wide eyes.  Loki did not move an inch.  He let his eyes wander over your clothed body to identify any signs of injury.  A pair of the pyjamas he sent you peaked out below your askew robe.  It was open and loosely tied, revealing no marks on the little bit of skin that was visible.

       “Lady Dee?”  Your eyes snapped to his, and Loki was surprised by how unsettled it made him.  There was an abundance of emotions in your stare — fear, wonder, and a little bit of surprise.  Nothing directed at him, yet his earlier actions returned to him and the shame burned away all his usual confidence.  “Are you alright?”  

        “Y-yes.”  The shakiness in your voice was warranted.  “N-no?  I mean, I’m not injured.”  Loki held out a hand to you, holding his breath when your eyes paused on the limb.  He almost sighed in relief when you accepted his help and rose to your feet.  “What was that?”

         “A frost giant,” he answered.  “Jotunns.  They’ve stormed the castle, and they’ve done it before.  I must get you out of here.  These halls are not safe.”  Loki began leading you towards the harem while you clutched his arm with both hands.  Despite the situation, he secretly enjoyed being close to you once again.  He also hated that he would have to leave you alone in a short time.

        “What’s a frost giant?” he heard you ask from behind him.  “And why are they invading?  Did you do something wrong?”

          “I’ve done many wrong things, flower.”  The endearment slipped out on its own.  “The cause of this, though, is not entirely my own doing.”

          The sound of fighting from ahead made him grit his teeth.  He needed to get through that hallway to reach the harem.  

          “Alright,” Loki turned to you.  “We can’t go that way.  I’m going to create an—Oof!” Something hard knocked into him, effectively pushing him into you.  He caught himself on the wall behind you and turned to face his attacker.  A frost giant stood before him — much younger than the one he had just slain, and much quicker, too, seeing as he immediately launched another head butt that had Loki pressing you against the wall to protect you.

         “Loki!”  Your voice was a frantic whisper.  “Loki!”  He grit his teeth against the pain in his rib and sent up a barrier between yourselves and the giant.  It beat the magic wall with its fist, sending waves of light rippling with each thump.  “Loki what are we gonna do?”

          “Don’t be alarmed.” He turned his head to look at you, noting the worry creasing your face.  “I’m not going to let you get hurt.  I—”.  A familiar sound filled the air.  Loki looked back just in time to see Mjolnir knocking the Jotunn out of the way before arcing back in the air to where it came from.  

        Thor appeared not long after.  He sported a wide grin and a bright glow, enthralled by the action of battle.  “Brother!” Loki winced as sweat dripped off his brother’s barrel-sized arms.  “And Lady Dee!  This hallway should be clear now.  Go on ahead to the harem.  Jane is waiting.”

        “Come.” Loki kept you close as he crept down the hall — this time with a dagger held in front of him to fend off any more surprise attacks.  He should never have let the giant catch him off guard.  Usually, he was much better at avoiding such attacks.  Having you by his side proved to be a distraction.  He could not focus on a fight while you were there.  Too many factors were at play, too many dangers lurked.  He needed you secure and out of harm’s way if he was to be of any use.

          “My king!”  Sven appeared from around the corner, sword drawn but free of blood.  Loki was pleased that his orders had been followed.  “Miss Dee!  This way, quickly!”

         “Sven.”  The relief in your voice was palpable.  “Are you hurt?  Where’s Kari?  Is she okay?”

           Sven reached out an arm to you, which you took, though you kept your other hand fisted tightly in Loki’s sleeve.  “We’re both fine, Miss Dee.  King Loki asked me to round up as many people as I could find and bring them here.  Kari was already on her way with some other friends.  They’re all safe.”

        Loki placed a hand on the younger boy’s shoulder.  “You’ve done well, Sven.  I have one last task for you.  Take Lady Dee and lock yourselves in the harem.  I’m enchanting the door so only myself or my brother can get through.  Do not come out until one of us comes to get you.”

         “Wait.”  Loki felt your grip tighten.

          “I will, my king.”  Sven cracked open the door.  Dozens of anxious faces appeared behind it.  Loki stepped forward to address them.

           “Do not be frightened,” he began, fully aware of you still clinging to his arm.  “Frost giants have stormed the castle,” here, gasps filled the air, “but my brother and I, along with our very competent guard, have it under control.  I need you all to stay here for your safety while I rejoin the fight.”

           “Wait,” you repeated, louder this time.  “Just wait.” A naked look of alarm on your face alerted Loki to your imminent panic.  

        “Sven, could you give us a moment?”  He pulled the door in behind him to give you both some privacy.  “What’s the matter?”

          “You’re going back out there?” Hysteria raised your voice to new heights.  “You just said it wasn’t safe!  Why would you go back out there?”

         “It’s not safe for you,” Loki amended, placing a hand over the one digging into his arm.  “I’ve been in many battles over the years.  This is simply another one.”

         “What if you get hurt?” you whispered.  “What if you die!”

          “Shh.”  Loki held you by your upper arms.  “I am not going to die.  The frost giants have tried this before and they’ve not succeeded.  Probably the actions of a few, like the last time.  They won’t make it out alive.”  He lifted your chin with a bent finger.  “But I will.”

          Tears welled in your eyes.  A strangled sound erupted from your throat, and you launched yourself at him, wrapping your arms around his neck.  Loki lifted you off the floor at once.  This was the closest you had been since the night he held you fast in his study, and he let himself melt into you.  

        Your scent surrounded him— apples and cinnamon, one of the many bath oils he had sent you—and filled his head to the point of giddiness.  He was so wrapped up in holding you against him that he almost did not hear you speak.  “Come back to me.”

          “Hmm?”

          “Come back to me,” you repeated.  “Promise me.”

          “I promise I shall return.  Trust that I have much incentive to stay alive.”  He gave you one final squeeze before releasing you.  Your feet hit the ground, though you kept your arms around his neck.  “I will come back.”  

         Your lip trembled.  “You better.”

         He wanted to kiss you.  Standing there, with his hands on your waist and your face so close to his, kissing you was all he could think about.  It would be so easy.  Just a brush of his lips against yours, and off he would go to battle, happier than he had ever been in one.  

         Except that kiss could be misconstrued as a goodbye.  It could also be one you were not ready for, and the last thing he wanted was to make you uncomfortable.  So, he let go of your waist and gently pushed you behind the doors.  “I must go now.  Stay here and be safe.”

          “Okay.”  He rapped once on the door.  Seven stuck his head out and helped you inside.

           “I’m shutting the doors now,” Loki reminded him.  “No one will be able to enter or leave until I return.  I’m trusting you to look after everyone.”

           “Yes, your majesty.”

            He closed the door, forcing himself not to look at you.  If he did, he was sure he would never leave. 

     ooOOoo

         The doors shut in front of your face with a silent click.  A green light appeared not long after, starting at the bottom and climbing until it dissipated at the top.  Curious, you placed both hands on the smooth surface.  

         “I wouldn’t try to open those if I were you,” said Sven.  “The king’s magic is sound.  You’ll just exhaust yourself pushing and they won’t move an inch.”

          You dropped your hands and turned to Sven.  “What am I supposed to do?  Just sit here and wait?”  He gave a slow shrug.

          “It’s what the king ordered, Miss, and forgive me, but you’ve no battle training.  An inexperienced civilian out there would only cause trouble.”  You said nothing.  “Miss Dee, you could die.  You could die, and I doubt the king would be pleased.”

          “Oh, he’d be very displeased,” spoke another voice.  It was a little girl, no more than twelve.  Her fair hair was done up in two pigtails tied with blue bows at the end.  “You’re the king’s girlfriend, after all.”

        Heat bloomed in your face.  Sven gave you a knowing look.  “I-I-I’m n—”  You cut yourself off to take a deep breath before starting again.  “I am not the king’s girlfriend.”

         “Yes you are.”  It was another little girl, about as old as the fair-haired one.  Dark curls escaped her messy bun, and a wooden sword was clutched in one hand.  “I saw you both out in the rain not long ago.  You looked like his girlfriend to me.”

            The fair-haired one clapped her hands together.  “This is exciting!  King Loki has never had a girlfriend before — well, except for that one with the red hair, but she wasn’t very nice, was she, Sigrid?”

          “Not at all.”  Sigrid made a face, then visibly brightened.  “You’re much nicer than her, Lady Dee.  Much prettier, too.”

           “Much prettier than who?” you asked.  At the same time, someone gripped your elbow.  Darcy appeared in your line of sight. 

           “Tilly, Sigrid, isn’t it past your bedtime?”

            Tilly flicked one fair pigtail over her shoulder.  “It’s rather hard to sleep when the castle is being stormed.”

          “I’m sure you can both find a way.  Go.”  Darcy shooed them.  “They’re very nosy, aren’t they?  Come on.  Let’s go to my room.”

          You bid goodbye to Sven and let Darcy lead you to her room.  Jane was lying on her bed when you got there.  A cool cloth covered her eyes, curtains closed to keep the sunlight out, and you suddenly felt a little embarrassed at your earlier behaviour.  Jane’s husband, the man she was married to, was out in the fight.  Loki was not your husband.  He was…well, you weren’t sure what he was, but you were certain that Jane had the most reason to be hysterical out of anyone.

           And yet she was not.  She lay beneath the covers, the only sign of her anxiety the whiteness of her knuckles as she clutched the quilt.  You perched yourself on her left, Darcy on her right.

          “Found Dee,” said the curly-haired girl.  “Are you sure you don’t want any tincture?”

          “I’m fine, Darcy.”  The queen removed the cloth and sat up.  She reached for your hand, giving it a gentle pat.  “How are you?  Are you hurt?”

           You shook your head.  “No.  I ran into one of those frost thingies—” Jane gripped your hand.

          “You ran into a frost giant? 

          “ How did you get away?” Darcy wanted to know.  Her eyes ran over your body.  “And unscathed too.  I don’t see any frostbite on you.”

          “Loki saved me.”  You wondered if they heard how soft your voice got when you said his name.  “I don’t know how he found me, but he did.  That thing accosted me in the hall and he just appeared and killed it.  What are those things?”

         “Frost giants,” Jane told you.  “Jotunns, from Jotunheim.  It’s one of the more barbaric realms.  A frozen wasteland with inhabitants that live up to its name.  This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to invade Asgard.”

          “What do they want?” you asked.  “Why do they keep invading?”  Jane and Darcy shared a look.  “What?  What aren’t you telling me?”

           “Asgard and Jotunheim have a long, complicated history,” Darcy explained.  “Going back way before we were born.”

         “You should ask Loki,” Jane interjected.  “He’ll be able to explain better than — Ah!”  She winced suddenly, biting her lip against what looked like pain.  Your suspicions were confirmed when she touched the side of her head.

          “Jane, just take the tincture,” Darcy implored her.  “Why are you letting yourself suffer through this?”

         “Because I’m pregnant,” Jane announced with a hint of annoyance.  “I’m pregnant, and Thor doesn’t know, and if I ask the healers for a baby-safe tincture they’ll know before him and I don’t want that.”

       Darcy looked at you.  Her eyes were as wide as yours.  “Pregnant?” She echoed.  “Since when?”

         You were just as confused as her.  Pregnancy had been something forced on the women around you for so long that you had no idea how to react.  “Were you and King Thor trying?”

          “Just Thor,” she corrected, “and we weren’t not trying.  We haven’t really discussed babies yet, to be honest.  I kept thinking we had time.  Clearly, time had something else in store.”

         “Are you happy?” you enquired.  “Is this a good thing?”  Jane gave a small smile.

         “Yeah.  I’m excited about it.  Thor will be a good father.”

          “Thor will be an excellent father,” Darcy trilled.  “Once he remembers to be careful with those big arms of his, of course.  And you’ll be great too.”

          “Maybe.  I’m willing to learn as I go along.  Right now, all I’m worried about is Thor.  He’s been in countless battles before, but now it feels more real.  If anything happens, he’ll leave two people behind.”

         “Thor is not going anywhere,” Darcy assured her.  “He isn’t just good in battle; he loves it.  And he loves you, and he’s going to love that baby.  He’ll make it out of this.”  She looked at you.  “Loki will too.” You didn’t have the energy to respond to that.

           “I’m so tired.”  Jane flopped back on the bed.  “Aren’t you guys tired?”

             Darcy let out a yawn.  “Beat.”  She curled on her side, a pillow under her head.  “What about you, Dee?”

          “I’m too wired to sleep,” you admitted.

          “Try,” Jane implored.  “It’ll do you no good to stay up worrying.  Right, Darcy?”  Gentle snores emanated from the curly-haired girl.  Jane gave you a wry grin.  “That answers that.”

            She lied back, placing the cloth over her eyes once more.  You, too, reclined into a more comfortable position and rested your head.

             “Dee?”

             “Hmm?”

             “Loki’s not gonna die.”  You glanced up at her to find her still in her earlier position.  “I can feel you worrying from here.  Try to relax.  One thing about Loki is, he always comes back.”   

OOooOo

         Sleep did not come easily to you.  In fact, it did not come at all.  You lay in bed in the dark, listening to Darcy’s quiet snores.  Jane managed to get some rest, but ever so often, you would see her lift her head and peer toward the door.  You ignored her when she did this.  The door was not going to open.  It hadn’t in hours, and it surely wouldn’t if either of you kept —

       “Jane?”  A deep voice filtered through from the other side.  Both you and Jane shot straight up.  

         “Thor?” She whispered.  “Is that you?”  The door cracked open to reveal the older king.  Jane flew out of bed and flung herself at her husband in record time.  You sat up, waiting for a good moment to ask Thor about his brother.

         “Are you okay?” Jane asked.  “Are you injured?  What happened with the frost giants?”

          “Twas but a small group of rebels.  We managed to defeat most of them and a few surrendered.  They are being transported to the dungeons for questioning.”  He ran a hand across his stubble face.  You could make out a few cuts and bruises on his face, and there was a tiredness in his blue eyes.  The same blue eyes that sparked with interest when they landed on you.  “Lady Dee.”

          “King Thor.”

           “Just Thor,” he murmured, not unlike his wife’s earlier comments.  “My brother requests your presence, if you would be so inclined.”  You rose to your knees. 

           “Loki,” you breathed.  “He’s alive?  W-was he hurt?”

          “Yes,” replied Thor.  “My brother is alive,  but he has been injured in battle.  Broke a few ribs.  He is being tended to in his room.  Sven can take you to him.”

           You did not wait to ask about other injuries, nor did you look for Sven.  You simply threw the covers off you and ran all the way to Loki’s bedroom.  The doors were closed when you got there.  A sharp knock rectified that.  The bronze doors opened, and Eir the healer appeared to you.  “Lady Dee.”

         “Eir.  The king sent for me.”  The corners of the healer’s eyes crinkled. 

         “That he did.  This way.”

          She led you into the room, past bookshelves and cushioned chairs to the largest canopy bed you had ever seen.  It was swathed in silken golds and greens, decorative pillows that looked too expensive to touch, and in the middle of it sat Loki.

          Erik was at his side, tightening a white bandage around his waist.  The rest of his torso was bare, revealing chiselled abdominals and strong muscles you would never have expected from the lean king.  It brought a blush to your cheeks — until you saw the bruises and gashes littering his white skin.  That wiped away any provocative thoughts in one go.

          “Loki?”  

           He spied you with those green eyes that you had come to feel so at home in.  “Lady Dee.  You came.”

         “Of course I did,” you whispered.  “Why wouldn’t I?”  Shame coloured his face.  Instead of answering you, he addressed the young healer instead. 

         “Erik, are you quite done?”  

          “Yes, your majesty.  I’ve left you some pills to take for the pain.  They will help you heal faster.”  He bowed low then, and made to exit the room, but not before approaching you with a worried look.  “Lady Dee?  How is —”

          “Sven?” you finished.  “Anxious and waiting for you, I’m sure.  Go by the harem and ask for him.”  

           Erik’s exit left you and Loki alone for the first time since the attack.  Neither of you seemed to know what to say.  A million questions raged through your mind yet could not make their way past the barrier that was your lips.

         “Are you alright?”  

         A laugh bubbled past your lips, but not one of humour.  “You’re asking me if I’m okay?” you questioned.  “You look like you got chopped five ways to Sunday and you’re asking me if I’m okay?”

          “I’m a god,” Loki reminded you.  “I’ve been in battle before.  I’ll heal.  I’m worried about you.”  He grew quiet, his confidence bleeding out as his shoulders dropped.  “You’ve been through an ordeal today — many, in fact — and I was responsible for one of them.”

          You blanched.  “It’s o—”

            “Okay?” Loki supplied, with a raise of his dark brow.  “No, it is not okay.  It is not okay that I lost my temper in front of you, and it is not okay that I raised my voice at you.  My anger was not directed at you, and for that, I am sorry.  I cannot take back what I said or did, but I can promise it will never happen again.  That being said,” he paused to take a deep breath, further enhancing his already impressive chest, “I’m not sorry I killed him.  I would do it again and to anyone, if it meant keeping you out of danger.”

            “Even James?”  He lifted a brow.  “That night you took me to the gardens, I made a quip about you killing James.  I asked if you’d actually do it, but you never answered.”  You crossed your arms over your chest.  “Would you?”

           “Yes.” 

           “Because he went against your rule?” you wanted to know. 

           “Because he hurt you, flower,” Loki replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world.  “He hurt you, and for that, he has to die.”  His eyes dipped down to your feet, which brought a frown to his handsome face.  “Your feet are bare.  Where are your shoes?”

         Your own eyes snapped down to your feet.  They were bare, as Loki said, and you realised you left your shoes behind in your haste to get to him.  “I seem to have left them behind.”

         “Come here.”  He pulled back the covers and patted the mattress.  “Please.  The floors are cold at night.” 

        You moved over to him without a second thought.  The mattress moved with your weight as you sank into it, and the sheets that touched your skin were like no silk you’d ever felt.  Even the pillow Loki gave you to prop your back on was softer than anything you had slept on before.

          “You look troubled,” Loki announced.  “Tell me what’s on your mind.”

          Your eyes wandered to his ceiling, painted with murals of gods and men.  “I’m confused.”

           “About?”

            “You.”

            “Oh.”  Loki quieted for a while.  “Might I ask for specifics?”

          “You’re a powerful man,” you told him.  “Calculating, stealthy… violent.  I’m not saying this to upset you.  I’m just trying to understand you.”  You turned your head to look at him and found him staring at you with an odd mixture of anxiety and fascination.  “You’re not an abusive man.”

           “No.”  The answer was sharp.

           “You’ve never hurt anyone unless they deserved it?  You’ll never hurt me?”

            “If you’re asking if I’ve ever placed a hand on someone who was not my enemy, the answer is no.”  He stretched out his pinky to caress yours.  The touch made you shiver.  “And I would never hurt you.”

         You believed him.  With all the abuse you had gone through, you learned how to read people.  It was how you were able to survive James’ moods.  You could tell when he was angry by his footsteps, the way he would set his mouth or throw his boots aside when he walked in the door.  Those were the days you knew you had to tread lightly.  On other days, when he was in a better mood, you tested your limits a bit.  

       This constant cycle of behaviour wisened you to men.  You developed a sort of sense for reading them.  Most of the men you met were just like James, and you could tell from the get-go.  They’d look at you like an object to be fucked and bred, and you knew they were not to be trusted. 

        Loki never looked at you like that.  From the first night you met him, with all that arrogance and authority, his first thought for you was your health.  How skinny you looked.  And he went a step further to make sure you were okay.  In retrospect, he could have been kinder about it, but the Loki you had come to know in the past few weeks was arguably the kindest man you had ever met.  At least he was to you.

         “I saw you,” you told him.  “In the dungeon.  I saw you turn blue like those frost giants.”  You flipped on your side to look at him without straining your neck.  “You’re one of them.  Is that why they invaded?”

          Loki scooted closer to you.  “Yes and no.  Many years ago, Asgard and Jotunheim were at war.  My father led the battle and found me as a baby in their temple.  I was tiny, you see, too small for a giant, so they left me to die.”  You reached out to touch his bicep.  

          “I’m so sorry.”  He shrugged. 

           “It’s the way of the giants.  There is no love lost there.  Besides, the family I found was much better than the one I left.  When I was younger, I was a bit blind to that.  Even convinced a few giants to invade and ruin my brother’s coronation some years back.”

           “Darcy said this wasn’t the first time they invaded,” you recalled.  “Is it that they want the throne?”

          “They want their casket, kept in our vault.  It’s rightfully theirs, but they plan on using it to destroy other realms.”  He looked at you with intent.  “You see why we cannot give it to them.  A ruler’s job is not always fair.”

            A yawn built in your throat.  You stifled it down because there was another question you wanted to ask Loki.  “Tell me why you and your brother colonised the earth.”

          That made him silent.  He brought his hands together, stepping his fingers as he lost himself in thought.  You let him gather himself, feeling the sleep creep up on you for the first time that night.

           “My mother died on Earth,” he whispered.  “She was the best person I knew, and someone on Earth killed her.”

           “Loki…” Your hand tightened on his bicep.  Until then, you hadn’t noticed it was still there.  “Loki, I am so sorry.  What happened?”

            “You know my brother fell in love with Jane on Earth?”  You nodded.  “He loved it so much he tried to convince us all to come.  You know my bad experiences there,” no explanation was necessary, “but my mother wanted to see it herself.  She often visited Earth to check up on its inhabitants.  I was worried about her safety.”

          “By themselves, humans pose no danger to us, but their weapons do.  Weapons made using tesseract energy and alien DNA… these all presented a danger to her.  So, she assembled a personal guard to accompany her on her trips.  One day, none of them made it back.”

         “Do you know who did it?” you asked.

         “Captain Rogers all but admitted it was him.  He could have been lying, but it must have been someone high up.”

           A stiff breeze blew in through the cracked stained glass window.  You shivered when it touched your skin, prompting Loki to pull the thick quilt up around your shoulders.  He left his hand on your arm over the quilt, and you found you did not mind his closeness. 

          “When she died, we received a message from one of her guards.  We never found them, or the rest, but Thor found her body.  It was clear signs of Arsonia poisoning.  He admitted to running his mouth to his Avenger friends about the plant.  They knew it could bring down a god.  It has to be one of them.”

           “Or all of them,” you supplied.  “They could all be in on it.  They don’t like you or your brother very much, you know.” Loki lifted a brow.  “I’m sure they were Thor’s friends before, but taking over someone’s planet tends to cause feelings of resentment.  I could hear it in their voices when they spoke.”

          “They’ll all be killed for this,” he told you.  “It’s treason against their king.  Be that as it may, I was wrong to take their home.  They may have always been terrible men, but I was the catalyst that set these horrors in motion.  Horrors that led to your suffering and that of so many others.”  He ghosted a finger over your cheek — barely even touching the skin.  “Can you ever forgive me, flower?  Can you forgive the part I’ve played in this?”

           “Flower,” you repeated.  “Is that my name now?”

           Loki smiled.  “I think it’s fitting.  Liten blomst.”  At your look of confusion, he elaborated, “Little flower.”  Now it was your turn to smile.

           “I like it,” you said, then, “and I forgive you.  It’s not your fault what James did to me.  I see your remorse and that you’re trying to rectify it.  That means more to me than you’ll know.”

           “There’s something else.  Remember when I sent some colleagues down to Earth?  They’re coming back soon with reports.  Until then, I’ve sent all commanders to a mandatory one-week training session that will keep them away from their spouses until after the summit.”

           “That’s great.  Loki, that’s amazing.  Are any of the women coming with them?”

           “Yes,” Loki replied.  “I wanted to bring Sharon Carter here.  I figured someone should tell her what happened to Steve, and I want her help.  I’m sure she knows information we are not privy to.  Do you think she’d help us?”

           Your answer only took a second.  “She will if I talk to her.  Sharon doesn’t trust you, but she trusts me.  Take me with you, and let me explain to her that you only want to help.”  Loki grinned.

          “I was going to ask if you wanted to come with me.  I’ll take that as a yes.”  He moved his hand back to your shoulder, letting the thumb move in gentle strokes over the quilt.  “You look tired.  There are circles under your eyes.  Did you not sleep?”

          “I couldn’t,” you mumbled.  The sleep you missed out on was coming back for revenge, and Loki’s ministrations added to your drowsiness.  “I needed to make sure you were okay.”

         “I told you I would come back,” he reminded you.  “Promised, in fact.”

         You hummed under your breath.  “Yes, you did.”  His bed was so cosy.  Warmth from the quilt engulfed you and the pillow was a cloud beneath your head.  “I like your bed.”

          “I like you in my bed.”  You blushed, and let your eyes slip closed.  “Would you like to get some sleep?  You can stay here.  I’ll watch over you.”

           “I have more questions.”  The little girls’ comments about Loki’s mysterious red-haired lover floated back to you.  “And besides, you’re the one that’s injured.  You need rest too.  Erik told you that.”

          “We’ll both rest,” Loki suggested.  His thumb touched your cheek, moving over the skin in gentle movements.  “We’ll both rest now, and I’ll answer any questions you have tomorrow.”

            You hummed.  “Promise?”

            There was a slight shift of the bed — Loki moving closer to you — then his lips were on your forehead.  You paused at the contact.  It was not at all unwelcomed, just so pleasant it surprised you.  You allowed yourself to relax in his embrace, and his lips moved ever so slightly over your skin.  “I promise.” 

Chapter 15

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made in collaboration with @rumiracle-whip we present GAY. the rules are you can do anything you want each day, just tick it off the list as you'd like EXCEPT JUNE 9TH (10TH?) WHICH IS ANGELSTONE DAY!! other than that have fun with this deranged list........

By Popular Demand

Fish n Chips (Chip & Gillion); Ghostknife (Vyncent & William); Angelstone (Peter & Rumi); Heartstrings (Becky & Kian).

PCs Making Out

Poly Pirates (Chip, Gillion, & Jay); Poly PD (Ashe, Dakota, Vyncent, & William); Rumi Harem (Rumi x Exandroth, Peter, & Thanatos); Nightmare Blunt Rotation (Kian, Rand, & Rolan).

JRWI's Most Cancelled

Drealinn (Earl, Drey, & Finn); Foolsgold (Chip & Niklaus); Ghostlysigns (Jimmy & William); Eldritchstrings (Exandroth & Rumi).

How

Jay (Jay x all her girlfriends); William (William x everyone he has crushed on); Exandroth (Exandroth x the pantheon); Kian (Kian x everyone who has crushed on him).

YURI WEEK

Sharpshooter (Jay & Kira); Frigatebird (Ayva & Lizzie); Edyn & Lizzie; Suntrip (Summer & Cantrip); Yuri; Angelstone (Peter & Rumi); Becky & Sarah.

YAOI WEEK

Swordfish (Caspian & Gillion); Sailorsong (Chip & Drake); Fighting Chance (Clorten & La Alma); Blue Raspberry (Dakota & William); Tidalwave (Mark & Tide); OG Thanatos & Tristan; Keeperschampion (Rand & Rolan).

Crackship Central

Love, Death + Robots (Thanatos x Alphonze); Chitto (Chip x Arataki Itto); Angelstoned (Peter x Rumi x Rand x Kian); Exandroth x The Trickster; Brian x Jebediah.

*Jimmy Jackson is from ep 1 of PD, Yuri is an npc from Apotheosis, OG Thanatos & Tristan are from Apotheosis, Sarah is an unused npc from Blood in the Bayou, Arataki Itto is from Genshin Impact, Brian and Jebediah are from JRWI The Final Episode.

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Story Synopsis

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Chapter 1┊Chapter 2┊Chapter 3┊Chapter 4

Chapter 5┊Chapter 6┊Chapter 7┊Chapter 8

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FinnxHarem 30!

Also these two prompts from FF:

bubblegum’s experiment to repopulate the human race with finn and the many volunteers.flame princess and huntress wizard get competetive over finn… and find they LIKE getting competetive

Welp, vox populi, vox dei. Here goes smutember… nearly three weeks too late. Hope you enjoyed it, and see you three weeks ago in Kinktober! If your prompts weren’t filled here, they may turn up there, so worry not!

Also, this is an extended version of an old prompt, one of the sauciest one I ever received. I’d love to hear from the anon that sent it, I always wanted to come back to it.

Also, I will need lots of holy water now. And you will too.

Also, trigger warning for anyone who knows how biology works.

()(ao3)(next>>)

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The door to the elongated hall of Princess Bubblegum’s castle opened wide, giving the banana guards little time to react to Finn the Human sprinting through it, if the guards could do anything to begin.

- PB, you called?

Finn jumped and eagerly bowed before his ladyfriend, receiving a soft giggle in return. Even though Finn could no longer be called a boy, he never lost his juvenile charm, making his gentlemanly behaviour even cuter to the ruler of the Candy kingdom.

- Why, yes, Finn. I take you are well rested, for I have a very difficult taskfor you, should you accept it.- Of course!

He stood up straight and followed her, as they walked down the long corridor of her strangely empty castle.

- Finn, I have been studying the Annals of Ooo, specifically records of old heroes and heroines.- Like Billy? Or the Bacon Lady, riding the winged roasted hogs?- Genau. - she nodded. - Of course, some of the harrowing adventures they have been through pale in comparison to what you’ve been through.

She turned towards Finn, gracing him with a gentle smile, and noticed a blush on his cheek. The faintest of squeals escaped his mouth when she praised him and his bravery.

- …and I have stumbled across one record that… Well, you might also want to challenge, at least…

For a second, Finn was sure that this time he saw her cheeks turning crimson, but couldn’t guess why. However, when Princess Bubblegum opened the tall doors to her chambers, his mind became preoccupied with something much, much different.

The floor was covered in multicoloured pillows, on which sat a few of his ladyfriends, which wouldn’t be an uncommon sight, if not for the fact that they were all naked.

Finn marvelled at the stunning sight of the exposed bodies of Marceline, Flame Princess, Huntress Wizard, two Water Nymphs, which looked radiant, almost as if they were glowing with some eerie light. When Finn let out a audible gasp, their eyes turned towards him, though from the carnal look they shared, they were already expecting him.

- PB! What is go-

Finn let out another girlish scream when he turned towards Princess Bubblegum, and saw that she has joined the others by dropping her dress to the ground, which evidently was the only thing she was wearing. This time, a chorus of giggling reached Finn’s ears, which didn’t calm him down one bit. He jumped when he felt Princess Bubblegum’s hand on his shoulder, curling around his neck.

- Legends of old say that one hero impregnated fifty women in a single night - so even just a tenth of that shouldn’t be a problem for you, right, Finn?

Princess Bubblegum smirked, showing him an old tome with a highly detailed drawing of a bulky, brawny man, at least ten feet tall, surrounded by a crowd of naked women of all shapes and sizes, all clinging to his body, tired, and visibly messy. He looked back and forth at the drawing and PB’s smirk, trying to figure out if her proposition was a joke, or a very odd psychological experiment.

- Yowza, PB, a-are you for real?- As if you haven't thought of that before.

A sudden voice reached him from behind, and when Finn turned his head, his lips met with Marceline’s, floating upside down, who pulled him into a deep, hungry kiss. Her long, twisted tongue entered his mouth, sending goosebumps all over his body, and if he wasn’t aroused already, he would be dying to get rid of his pants.

- We are more than certain, Finn. - PB replied, cupping his face and pulling him towards her - There is no greater hero of Ooo out there than you, and each one of us would be proud to… carry your legacy, Finn. But there is more than that. - her face frowned - Humans are endangered species, critically. I estimate, that even with the current scientific progress and help of the Minerva bots, you could be gone in the next two hundred years, especially if you all migrate back to Ooo. However…

PB smiled.

- Your genes could be stronger, if mixed with other species. Candy people, wizards, elementals… You can create a new generation of humans, immune to so many of Ooo’s natural problems! - she grabbed Finn’s arms, smile widening on her lips. - W-Wait - Finn interrupted - How… how can you be sure it will work?- Oh, we brainboxed it. - Huntress Wizard explained - Well, I always knew we can have a baby, and PB did some science of her own to help the others…- But your collection of herbs to stimulate our vastly different bodies was instrumental, Huntress Wizard - Princess Bubblegum addressed her - The point is, Finn, that now we can be sure that your seed will hit a very fertile ground in all of us. - she smiled - The question is, are *you* up to the task?

With another turn of his head, Finn realised he was now surrounded. Sly, but warm smiles on the rest of his girlfriends’ faces only confirmed Princess Bubblegum’s motives, and gave Finn very little to ponder.

- Ladies… It… It… It would be my honour!

Finn shouted, breaking his voice, and in a moment’s notice, six pairs of hands reached for his clothes, each trying to disrobe him. Marceline grabbed his hat and yanked it off his head, revealing the long, golden locks of his that brought several gasps from those ladies, or at least those, whose lips were currently not occupied with kissing Finn’s now-naked body.

To say that he was feeling light-headed would be an understatement; fortunately for Finn, his girlfriends were there for him, leading him onto the mountain of pillows they were sitting on before, and when he was no longer forced to stay upright, he gladly fell onto the cushioned floor, marvelling at the sight of naked women surrounding him.

- Well, Finn, which one of us would be the first?

Flame Princess’ question flabbergasted Finn again, as he frantically looked around him, savouring the sight and beauty that filled his vision.

- L-Ladies, I… I don’t want to choose…- Don’t worry, Finn. - Huntress Wizard approached him from the side. - We will all get our turns, don’t worry about the order…

She cupped his face and pulled him into third kiss of the day. Huntress pressed her hand onto his chest, hoping to straddle him, but at the same moment, she felt the world around her spin when Finn grabbed her and pressed her to the pillowed floor.

- Alright, I guess you’ll be the first, then!  

The shock on HW’s face turned into a giddy smile when she realised her position, eagerly spreading her legs for him. But Finn was one step ahead in this area as well; he gripped her thighs with his hands and pressed her legs against her naked torso, exposing her pussy, already glistening from her sweet-smelling juices.

- Best position for mating, isn’t it? - Oh, yes! - Huntress wizard eagerly replied, her voice dripping with lust. - Come on, Finn, breed me!

With her permission, Finn gladly jumped over her, hearing gasps and comments from other ladies watching their carnal play. Huntress expected to feel Finn’s cock inside her, but surprisingly, she felt something much, much softer.

- F-Finn! - she gasped when his tongue parted her lips, coated with sap-like juices - You-You were-- I know, HW. - Finn leaned from between her legs - But I can’t have all the fun myself.- Finn…

Huntress cooed and threw her head back, letting early sparks of pleasure engulf her body, as Finn’s tongue lapped at her folds.

- I didn’t expect anything less from you, Finn.

Flame Princess leaned over his shoulder, sneaked a kiss onto his cheek, and just for a bit of fun, dragged a finger across Huntress’ sex, making her jolt from the sudden change of temperature. As Finn licked Huntress to the brink of her orgasm, he couldn’t help but notice the commotion around him. The remaining ladies were not idle, and quickly began keeping their bodies ready and horny, in a series of kisses and progressively braver caresses, though from the amount of steam coming from between Water Nymphs and Flaming Princess, they were a bit more active than Marceline and PB.

But Finn had other things to concentrate on, and when he heard a loud cry of Huntress wizard and felt his hair being tucked on, he stopped his gentle oral treatment.

- F-Finn - Huntress babbled - I want… I want…- …together, I know.

Finn kissed her, and covered her body with his, placing her legs on his shoulders, as he assumed the erotic position Huntress loved. Huntress screamed when Finn’s hips dived his cock between her folds, and deep into her pussy, filling her in a single thrust. She grabbed his shoulders in an irrational fear he might go away, bringing him even closer to her. She felt his hot breath on her face and neck, as he huffed each time he filled her with his cock, spreading her fraction of an inch more with each push.

Denise the Water Nymph took a break from kissing Flame Princess’ breasts to take a look at Finn’s hipswork and marvel at the speed at which he pounded Huntress Wizard. Her legs flailed above her head, as Finn dived deeper and deeper into her needy hole, and the remaining girls awed at the ferocity of his love-making that produced puddle of fluids seeping from Huntress’s pussy already, knowing they would share the same fate.

- Fi-Finn! - Huntress cried suddenly, announcing to Finn what he already knew.

He leaned, kissed her and lifted himself just enough to become sure-footed in the unstable mountain of pillows underneath him. His voice grew and grew, until it crescendoed at the same time as Huntress’ body rocked with her climax, coating his cock with her juices, and her walls began milking Finn of the first, fresh batch of his cum. His last few pushes were nothing short of impressive; he made sure to withdraw his cock nearly completely and then dive back again, balls-deep inside her. And with each push, the other girls saw his cock being covered in more and more cum, though the leftovers was nothing compared to what he was leaving Huntress with.

With each shot of his virile, creamy seed, she was quivering anew, gasping for breath she was losing with each cry, and the longer Finn bred her, the more she succumbed to the pleasure that overwhelmed her. Her usually stoic and calm demeanour was gone, and she was a babbling mess, begging Finn for more of his cum, a request he was gladly fulfilling, sending his spunk down her pussy and with a bit of luck, straight into her womb.  

With the last drop of his seed intended for her, came also a kiss, the longest and sweetest so far, and when it was time for him to retreat, Huntress felt the pang of loneliness, though it was soothed by a familiar warmth of a fresh creampie trying to escape from her used hole. And while she let a drop of gooey, thick cum flash between her lips for Finn’s pleasure, she made sure to quickly put her leafy panties on, to prevent too much spillage, though she was sure this amount was more than necessary to impregnate her.

She was about to jump back into action and taste some of the leftovers on Finn’s cock, but Flame Princess was faster, her lips were already around his head, licking off globs of cum sticking to it.

- Phoebe! - Finn howled - Give…give me a mo-Auch!- Sorry, Finn, that looked so tasty, I won’t wait …- And you don’t have to either - Huntress addressed Finn, handing him a familiar looking bottle - Want a sip?

Finn knew what was inside it; Huntress was well-versed in alchemy, and her aphrodisiac has helped him get through nights with her on more than one occasion. With six women around, however, and the clear intent they had for him, he was strangely invigorated already, signified by Flame Princess sudden moan, as she felt his cock grow in her mouth.

- I-I think I’m fine, HW. But I might need it later.

Finn moaned again, as Flame princess’ tongue lapped around his head and caress the delicate slit that just a moment ago was the fire-hose flooding Huntress Wizard. The magical warmth of her body was enough to make his fluids boil, and Finn had to truly restrain himself from wasting precious portion of his cum to gush it down Flame Princess’ throat like he has done many times before.

Fortunately, she knew it as well, and a few moments later, she let go of his cock, jumped into his laps, and closed her arms and legs around him, coating him with the heat he loved. Long gone were the times when Finn needed to wrap himself in tinfoil to even kiss the fire elemental, though he didn’t mind if his girlfriend became a bit more fiery in bed, bringing just a little pain to make colder nights interesting.

This time, however, the flames were nothing but soothing, giving him more and more energy to move their joined bodies up and down, while her lips caressed his. Finn’s hands landed on her thick thighs, that now engulfed his cock, allowing the gravity to make sure that he will fill her completely with each push.

Finn nearly giggled when he broke the kiss to dive between Flame Princess ample breasts, listening to her rising moans, a result of both his caresses and his cock being rammed up her pussy. But Finn’s tongue circling around her orange nipples definitely made a difference; the princess of the FIre Kingdom threw her head back, nearly bringing their joined bodies into vertical position. And a moment later, Finn’s stronger push put an end to Flame Princess dream of dominating him, and she found herself underneath the hero of Ooo, on the mercy of him and his hips.

Finn flexed his legs and arms again, securing himself against the woman he was making love to, and a moment before her climax hit her, he roared her name, spilling his cum inside her pussy, feeling the scorching hot walls around her closing to make sure not a drop would be lost, ensuring he has just placed a hefty bun in her warm oven. It was a testament to Finn’s prowess as a lover that even fire elemental burned when his molten spunk filled her, setting each and every nerve bud, making Flame Princess orgasm again and again.

Flame Princess’ fingertips burned a bit of skin on Finn’s back as she clang onto him, but the hero of Ooo didn’t stop in his quest; his pushed himself back and forth, and only when Flame Princess’ fiery heels kicked him in the butt, he yanked himself out of her, straight into the arms of soothing water nymphs that engulfed him in healing water at once.

Finn’s quick escape was a marvel on its own, as it left a hefty trail of his cum, leading from Flame Princess’ overflowing pussy, right into the water nymphs that quickly wiped it from the floor, absorbing it into their bodies.

- Woah, you can do that?- We’re water elementals, Finn. - Eloise reminded him - We’re practically half-fluid already.- And we wouldn’t mind getting a bit of yours, now, Finn…

Two gorgeous women kissed Finn, their watery bodies seemingly mixing and flowing through each other, as they tried assuming forms that would help Finn procreate with them. Ultimately, they became humanoid again, but enveloped his cock with much more pressure than either Flame Princess of Huntress could, seemingly caressing each square inch of his manhood. But it was the way their bodies worked that marvelled Finn the most; instead of moving up and down, the water Nymph riding him just spun the water around him, creating the most pleasant of water vortxes he ever felt, dragging him rapidly into an orgasm of intensity he hasn’t felt before.

- You should have visited us more often, neighbour…

The other Nymph giggled and let out a shriek when Finn’s hand travelled between her legs, and he pushed her up, so that she could straddle his face. Licking a water elemental turned out to be, predictably, as wet as possible, but even Finn didn’t expect that she would literally dissolve in his hands upon her explosive climax, reconstituting around him just so he could take her next, seeing how both Finn and Denise’s voices grew in volume and their orgasm approached. Finn came first, and Denise literally sucked his seed into her body, in a near-continued motion, and only PB’s reprimand told her to stop and leave some for others.

And just when Finn thought he has witnessed the most erotic sight of his life, Denise has surprised him once more. She cupped his face and directed his sight to their naked, blue bellies, and as they slowly became translucent, Finn suddenly saw the copious loads he has just filled them with, spreading inside her, slowly seeping into her womb, as he poured more and more of his spunk inside her. He knew conception didn’t happen immediately, but in this case, he was able to see how his milky sperm flew up and filled her fertile hydroponic body, and if he had better eyesight he might have even observed the moment of conception itself.

There were only two women left, and Finn wouldn’t dare to separate the pair already embraced in a heated kiss. Marceline let out a shriek when she felt Finn’s tongue between her legs, and when she broke the kiss with PB, she cried as well, when Finn’s fingers began dancing around her puffy, gummy lips. With Marceline levitating above the two, a perfect triangle was formed, especially when Princess Bubblegum quickly grew tired of Finn’s caresses, and demanded something more substantial by locking her legs behind his back, unceremoniously shoving him inside her in one, quick move.

At the same time, Marceline, opted to switch her lovers and utilise Bonnibel’s opened mouth, through which moans and wails were seeping through to stimulate her, while she could motivate their boyfriend, looking straight into his eyes as he rawed her girlfriend.

- Come on, Finn… - she moaned, watching the his blonde pubic hair hitting the pink flesh of Princess Bubblegum - You’ve… you’ve been wanting to do this for a long time, haven’t you?

Her smoky hot, languorous voice hit a very primal part of Finn’s brain, especially when she moaned, pressing her hips into PB’s face, responding to her rather aggressive licks. But it was true, PB was Finn’s first crush, and though it has taken him years to figure out where exactly his affection lies, there was an undeniable satisfaction knowing that she wanted it as well.

- Finn! - Marceline cried, levitating in the air just enough so he could watch PB’s tongue in her pussy - Do-Do it! Knock her up!

In a strange turn of events, Finn’s climax coincided not with PB’s, but Marceline, whose demonic nature seeped out of her in a body-writhing shriek just as Finn sent a stream of his cum inside the princess of the Candy Kingdom, dotting her pubes with a few random streaks when he pulled out.

- Fi…Finn…

PB gasped a breathless “thank you”, with a noticeable impatient note in her voice, which quickly turned into an astonishment when still failing body of Marceline pushed Finn back, and the vampire Queen spread her pussy and butt for him, while her long tongue already mingled with PB’s clit, forcing her legs to shake in anticipation.

- Don’t worry, Finn, I’m not gonna drink too much of you.

She turned back, looking PB’s straight in the eyes and closed her vampiric fangs around her pussy, draining her of her colour, and tasting the salty glaze that perfectly balanced the flavour. Her tongue and mouth were pushed further into Bubblegum’s creampied pussy when Finn sheathed himself inside Marceline, experiencing the alien, yet odd welcoming vampiric pussy. With the sight of her ass bouncing up and down, and Princess Bubblegum’s legs and arms flailing under Marceline’s caresses, Finn had to restrain himself from coming too soon.

His hands sneaked underneath his lover, and he toyed with her breasts, leaning onto her half-levitating body that despite lack of security, reacted to every one of Finn’s aggressive moves. For a while he wasn’t sure if the dominant girl enjoyed his delicate caresses, but as Marceline let go of PB’s pussy, a deep, melodious wail escaped her lips, and Finn noticed a familiar tune.

- You a-a-a-a-are my best friends… in the world…- Fi-Finn! - Princess Bubblegum cried - Ficken… Fuck her!

She threw her head back into the pillow, as Marceline let out last note of her song and dived her teeth and tongue into her, and as Princess Bubblegum was torn with her climax, so was Finn, cumming a second time in just under fifteen minutes, flooding the surprisingly warm canals of Marceline with his hot, virile spunk, and was most pleased when he heard her voice quiver and crack when she felt a third or fourth rope filling her to the brim.

The same tongue that tasted Bubblegum’s pussy was now exploring Finn’s mouth in a ravenous, but content kiss, and a moment later Princess Bubblegum herself joined them, pressing her still creampied pussy against Finn’s twitching cock.

Finn collapsed onto the ground after he broke the prolonged three-way kiss, and when he got up, after an impossible to describe time, he was met with a sight that filled his chest with pride. Six naked, tired women lay on the floor, moaning and exchanging kisses with each other that filled the vast chambers with erotic, slurping and smacking noises. But it was his cum, leaking from their used pussies, adding dots of white to the multicoloured floor that made his head light and knees wobbly again.  

- Well, Finn… - Princess Bubblegum wheezed, breaking kiss from Marceline - I think you have done it. You have challenged the age old record…

Finn was about to say something, when noticed the peculiar tone in which PB spoke these words, and when he saw the familiar smirk on her face, he knew she had something else on her mind.

- Would you like to… break it?

And before Finn could respond, she snapped her fingers, and the doors to her chambers opened under the vast pressure of the crowd on the other side. Finn’s legs gave up, and he fell to the floor, right into Huntress Wizard’s arms.

At least three dozen other women, most of which Finn knew, looked at him expectedly, with the same carnal smiles and hungry stares. Princesses, monsters, wizards, humanoid or not, surrounded Finn, and the lack of any clothes on their varied bodies meant only one thing.

- Uh, HW? - Finn turned around - Do you still have that, uh, that potion of yours?

Huntress Wizard smiled.

- Drink up, big boy, you’re gonna need it. - she handed him and open bottle and kissed his cheek.

Finn grabbed the bottle and gulped a third of its content. He didn’t have to look down, the collective gasp of women around him told him it worked. The crowd of new girls stared at his hard cock, awaiting Finn’s move.

- So, which one of you would like to be the first, ladies?

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There seemed to be no end in the depravity that followed. The swarm of eager, horny and dangerously fertile women approached Finn, and only thanks to his restraint, and the futon Marceline help float to the centre of the room, he has managed to control them. One by one, each women was loved, caressed, fucked, and ultimately bred on it by Finn the human, fulfilling the prophecy and making sure his legacy would live on.

Finn took it as a sworn duty to give each stunning lady the time and effort they deserved, and was rewarded by the multitude of creative ways the women wanted to be knocked up in. Some gladly took Finn’s dominant initiative and preferred being mate pressed, but some wanted to be on top and squeeze his juices into their wombs riding him. Several proposed teaming up, like the water nymphs before, and if Finn had his arms free, he gladly caressed two extra girls while he pounded his baby batter into the third one.

Quite a few of the women, as Finn has noticed, were human; he has recognised some familiar faces from the village that arose around the wreck of the ship on which his mother has travelled, and he was more than pleased when a brunette and blonde took him at the same time. They whispered into his ear that Minervabot told them they were at the peak of their ovulation period, which meant they would be gladly fulfilling PB’s wish without any magical help necessary, guaranteeing him to father their children and preserve his species. And of course, there was Susan, who at first overwhelmed Finn, but when his lips closed around her nipples and dived between her massive rack, she was easily defeated and bred, though Finn had some troubles toppling her muscular body.

Several girls took more than once turn, but Finn didn’t mind giving some of his new girlfriends more of his cum, as long as others would get it again as well. Breakfast Princess not only dipped her fingers inside her creampied pussy and brought his creamy cum to her lips, but demanded a refill straight away, which Finn gladly did, pouring more warm, energy-filled shots inside her.

While Finn flooded the many women of Ooo with gallons of his seed, he replenished his strength as well as his fluids with Huntress’ potion. Five bottles were drained in the first two hours, and HW had to sadly leave the castle to bring more, making her miss out her second round she so desperately wanted, as well as the general free love-making she was a part of. Finn repaid her by grabbing her by her antlers and taking her doggystyle next, much to her delight.

While Huntreess Wizard gladly allowed to be bred in such submissive position, Jungle Princess was the first to turn the tables, taking Finn Amazonian style, which a few more adventurous girls also adopted as their style of getting knocked up. Princess Business rode Finn, while writing a legal contract between the two, noting how many times Finn has kissed her, or bucked his hips, while Doctor Princess would accurately predict time of conception, before she jumped onto him, begging him for his samples.

The soft moans that once filled the castle now turned into an orgiastic wails; not only from the women that orgasmed under Finn’s delicate caresses, rough rutting or the prospect of being impregnated, but also those that made out or had sex with others, forming new, unlikely partnerships. And yet, he kept going, fuelled not just by the magical potion, but also clear intent he shared with all the gals around him. And it was perhaps that goal that manifested each time a voice cried “Breed me!” or “Do me again!”, coming from dozen of women holding their legs up in the air, that made him keep going.  

But at some point, the many voices died down, leaving only a few moans and groans amongst them, as well as soft, smacking and slurping sounds of kisses being exchanged between many pairs. When the first rays of the nesxt morning’s sun shone into Finn’s eyes, he was tired beyond imagination, but also filled with nothing but content and fulfilment.

The floor, once a mosaic of pillows, was now covered in twitching, sweaty and sticky bodies of the women he has bred, each leaking at least three creampies of his seed, from his very rough calculations. Some of them already looked pregnant, from the amount of spunk he has poured into them. And even though Finn could marvel at that sight for hours, he was looking for the one familiar shade of pink, and he found it in Marceline’s arms, and with her head between Princess Bubblegum’s legs, tasting both hers and his cum again.

- PB… - he wheezed - Do… do you think it worked?

Princess Bubblegum turned around and smiled.

- See for yourself.

And she handed him the Annals of Ooo, opened on the same page as before. At first he wasn’t sure why, but then, to his amazement, he spotted Huntress Wizard’s antlers in the drawn crowd of bred women. Then massive Canyon and Susan leaning in the background, then Marceline floating and leaking cum, and as his eyes followed, he saw himself in the centre of the sea of women surrounding him. He wasn’t as muscular as the man previously in the picture - in fact, he looked exactly like himself, which told him that his predecessor’s image wasn’t an artistic exaggeration - but he was sure that the women around him looked much happier and more satisfied than the ones depicted before, and that alone was no small feat.

- It… It changed some hour ago. - PB continued - I guess that’s when you hit number 51… or well, at least when your sperm hit an egg number 51.- That stuff of yours made it happen faster, didn’t it?- Oh, yes. It could have taken days, and I wanted for the book to be updated as soon as possible with Finn’s achievement! You have Huntress to thank for her potions…- And what is Finn’s record now? - Marceline asked, flying around Finn, bringing his tired lips to hers again.- Fifty-six! - she announced, as she checked the book - No, wait, fifty-seven. I guess some are still being counted… Finn?

But Finn the Human didn’t hear that. His loud snoring filled the room, as he fell into the deepest of well-deserved slumbers. A huge, wide grin was plastered on his face, as he knew he has just entered the history of Ooo with a punch… or rather a knock.

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- Jake, I’m leaving! - Okie-dokie, bro! - Jake replied from the kitchen, flipping a stack of pancakes into his bag - Whose turn is today? Ocean Princess?- Nope, Huntress, I think.

Finn replied, stroking his beard, and checked the calendar on the wall, just to be sure. Half an hour of jog later, he was at Huntress’ house, where she met him with a heated kiss, but it was two other ones he was looking forward to the most.

- Hey, guys!

Two small, blonde-haired boys waddled towards him and eagerly jumped into his arms, giving him a smooch each.

- Did you get any new swords, daddy?- Look! Mommy made us bows!- Cool!

Finn opened his mouth wide and carried his sons to the spacious room of Huntress’ hut.

- And I have something for you, guys!

He took an enormous bag and produced two shiny helmets, and put them on their small heads, making sure not to bump into the stubs of their antlers, though the holes he made fit them perfectly.

- Looks like they will grow into quite the warriors - Huntress Wizard gave Finn another kiss.- Yeah… Oh, and I have lots of presents for you, what do you want?- I don’t know… - Huntress leaned and lay her head on his shoulder - Maybe a girl this time?

Finn flinched and looked at Huntress sly smirk, that turned into a smile as she watched his reply get stuck in his throat. She kissed him whispered a few more encouraging words into his ear, bringing him back to his senses. Finn tied his bag of holding, containing all the presents for his kids, and followed Huntress Wizard to watch their boys playing with sticks.

Contrary to what he might have thought three years ago, becoming a father to more than 50 children wasn’t that difficult.

Being a dad, however, was the greatest adventure of his life.

[nyctophiliq]

COLLEGE HAREM AU feat. ekko, vi, sevika, finn

please be aware that every character is over the age of eighteen in this au and there will be sexual themes across the whole au- minors do not interact.

content warning. lowercase writing intended, sub ! afab ! reader, dom ! characters, oral sex, blow job, cunnilingus, dub-con/non-con elements,

EKKO, president of the IT club

ekko can be found at three places during the day- library, IT class, or his dorm room. his head is always buried in his screen, headphones on his ears listening to whatever kind of music he was in the mood for while coding his next game, app, or just improving the college's website with little tweaks here and there, maybe sending out maintenance emails to students about the school emails shutting down for the afternoon. he often gets frustrated that his codes don't work out the first time, or that whatever he was trying to improve turned out worse than before. at times like those, he likes to have you under his desk, pants pulled down under his balls with your pretty mouth wrapped around his cock, helping him relax and clear his mind.

"you have to swallow all of it, we wouldn't want my cum wasted on my pants or laptop, would we?"

VI, president of the wrestling club

despite being in one of the most aggressive sports out of all the choices in the school, vi is somewhat of a quiet student, only speaking if needed or when frustration gets the best of her. she is often at the campus patrol office to listen to caitlyn's whining about one of her club members beat up a student on campus and now sevika is gonna be involved. she would head right back to the training room to empty her head, trying her best to cross ways with you and when she finally does the whole wrestling gym will be cleared for only the two of you. she clicked the sliding door shut before pushing you on the pile of mattresses and immediately hiked your skirt up, fingers hooking under your panties and pushing them inside without any foreplay. she was very forward with her desires, and she would not settle for any less than her tongue dwelling in your drenched core.

"i wanna hear you sweet cake, loud and clear, don't worry about anyone else okay? just focus on me, only me."

SEVIKA, president of the beautification council

despite being one of the biggest troublemakers on campus, sevika has scored herself a high place in the school hierarchy, all thanks to silco who was one of the biggest financial supporters of the school. she enjoys the power she had been given, always threatening the students by putting them in front of the council for this and that- you weren't an exception. she walked with you, leading you into a trap as she went on and on about what you were gonna be held accountable for. sevika gives you a few options for not getting a 'black dot' in your permanent record before pushing you up against the inside of the council room's door and giving you her favorite option- eating her out. don't worry, it will be the secret of the two of you! do this for her and it's swept under the rug. so you do, kneeling down in front of her after she undid her pants, pushing your face as far into her crying cunt as you can, and start eating her out.

"fuck doll, you are not as innocent as i thought, you are eating me so well!"

FINN, vice-president of the beautification council

despite his somewhat scary pierced, tattoed face, body, and deep, accented voice he is a kind of decent person. he goes after sevika with the whole power trip of taking somewhat advantage of his status. first meeting with him was when he and sevika were passing balls between themselves with the different 'charges' they came up with. finn made little of it and thought his president was messing with you like every other student until he saw you in the council room with his president, lapping at her core eagerly. he is so pent up about it that the next day he pulled into the council room once again, sitting in the chair sevika sat in, and have you sitting on his lap. his fingers rub along your folds as he whispers how frustrating it is that you were with 'her', pleasing 'her'. he is just so jealous of sevika having you first that he can't help but tease you until you are crying, begging him to put his fingers inside and let you come.

"sevika is a tease don't worry about her, I'll make sure she doesn't bother you anymore. she can't make you feel this good, i am the only one, okay? nobdy else, just me, finn."

[sunless-garden]

https://discord.gg/nWXJCKJJHH

[lollipopwrites]

another bonnie bennett centric fic ;)

fair warning, it’s a harem fic so if it’s not for you, that’s totally understandable. it’s out of my comfort zone as well but it’s been so fun to write.

also, this story was inspired by distortion by jazzywazzy08! you can find her work on wattpad and fanfic. net. she’s an amazing writer so please go check her out! all of her stories are worth reading.

title: adore

pairings: bonnie x mikaelson siblings, bonnie x salvatore brothers, bonnie x katherine (other pairings with elena, care, matt etc, but tbh they’re irrelevant)

summary: Bonnie was used to letting her light be dimmed. But when she becomes friends with Rebekah, that changes. What happens when everybody finally notices what was there all along? Bonnie centric reverse harem! AU of TVD.

ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34173334/chapters/85030444

fanfic. net link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13964057/1/adore?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=jijF2bVD3BA7wDARe7uPlOaey0E0QNs59EQcCJhbzd0-1636503279-0-gaNycGzNCb0

wattpad link: https://www.wattpad.com/1136089591-prologue-adore

enjoy! <3

[inklore]

— 𝐅𝐀𝐐 ⋆ ˚｡

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𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞…

rpf, necrophilia, incest, pregnancy, daddy/little play, age play, spitting, kitten, bimbo!reader, foot fetish, animal play, race play, watersports, underage scenarios, alpha/omega, domestic violence, kid fics, male!character x male!oc, i hate the word ‘doll’ as a pet name so i avoid it like the plague.

𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞…

smut (refer to the above list when it comes to this), fluff, age gaps, poly/threesome+, reverse harem, dubcon, noncon, yandere, toy play, cheating (to a certain degree), blood play, knife play, some bdsm, breath play, violence, gore, capture x captive, hunter/prey, praise and degradation, power imbalance, step siblings, supernatural, villainary, choking, mommy/daddy kink (to an extent).

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒.

marvel ↷

miguel o’hara, hobie brown, marc spector, thor odinson, loki laufeyson, peter parker (all variants), yelena belova, joaquin torres, doctor strange, wade wilson, carol danvers, eddie brock, scott lang, hope van dyne, kate bishop, hela, pietro maximoff, logan howlett, wanda maximoff, steve rogers, kraven, cable, druig, makkari, thena, blade

dc universe ↷

dinah lance/black canary, diana prince, clark kent, pamela isley/poison ivy, arthur curry/aquaman, harley quinn, adrian chase, pattinson!bruce wayne, edward nashton/the riddler

top gun: maverick ↷

jake 'hangman' seresin, bradley 'rooster' bradshaw, javy 'coyote' machado, mickey 'fanboy' garcia, natasha 'phoenix' trace, beau 'cyclone' simpson, reuben 'payback' fitch

star wars ↷

poe dameron, finn, kylo ren/ben solo, bo-katan kryze, din djarin, young!han solo

scream ↷

ethan landry, stu macher, billy loomis, chad meeks-martin, mindy meeks-martin, amber freeman, tara carpenter

bridgerton ↷

anthony bridgerton, colin bridgerton, benedict bridgerton, kate sharma, simon basset, phillip crane

house of the dragon ↷

ser harwin strong, daemon targaryen, aemond targaryen, rhaenyra targaryen

american horror story ↷

cordelia goode, tristan duffy, michael langdon, harry gardner, madison montgomery, kit walker, xavier plympton, ally mayfair-richards

etc shows ↷

villanelle, lip gallagher, tommy miller, carmy berzatto, luca (the bear), kate parks, daisy jones, billy dunne, warren rhodes, geralt of rivia, love quinn, max wolfe, olivia benson, roman godfrey, dream the endless, lucifer (sandman), jonathan pine, mira phillips, the salesman (squid game), hwang jun ho (squid game), kim geon-woo (bloodhounds)

movies ↷

john wick, finnick odair, peeta mellark, johanna mason, han lue, cipher, walter de ville, tangerine, dave lizewski, thomas sharpe, james conrad, neil (tenet), edward cullen, millie / molotovgirl, dante reyes, thrandull, steve kemp, charlie swan, marquis vincent de gramont, keys (free guy), akira (john wick), beverly marsh (it two), ben hanscom (it two), keith (barbarian), frank (don't worry darling)

adam driver ↷

kylo ren/ben solo, adam sackler, flip zimmerman, phillip altman, charlie barber, henry mchenry, commander mills, rick smolan, officer ronnie peterson, matt the radar technician, clyde logan, paterson, jude

oscar isaac ↷

santiago garcia, poe dameron, nathan bateman, jonathan levy, william tell, blue jones, rydel keener

pedro pascal ↷

din djarin, javier peña, frankie morales, javi gutierrez, joel miller, dieter bravo

chris evans ↷

ransom drysdale, lloyd hansen, andy barber, ari levinson, frank adler, steve rogers, jake wyler

[thefictionconnoisseur]

Lovely

Author: vanghoegh

Platform: Ao3

Pairing(s): Mikaelson brothers x OC

Status: Ongoing

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: graphic depictions of violence

Summary: "Does this mean I have to delete my Tinder? Because, John is within 5 miles from me right now and is 'looking for a good time'."

Where normally the protagonist is transported to another universe, the roles have now been reversed. The Mikaelson siblings suddenly find themselves in the backyard of the 21-year-old Luna. How will she react to the arrival of the Originals and how will they return to their own universe? And how will the young woman take it when she learns she's the soulmate of the Mikaelson brothers?

Proceed to check out

[twilightofthe]

finnrey and/or dinluke for the meme

Eyyyy anon thanks for the ask! And well…

We doin’ both bois!!!!

FINNREY

Ugh YES not to get sequel salty but these two deserved so much BETTER. Finn is one of my fave SW characters there is and when I watched TFA I firmly believed the plot was setting them up to become the endgame pairing. I just love how like seconds after they met they had a connection that would prompt them to go to the ends of the galaxy for each other. They never had friends before each other and they found each other and they love each other SO MUCH. Like they’re fuckin’ soulmates y’all and they’re the last two major Force Sensitives in the entire galaxy by the end of the sequels and they have the rest of their lives to train as badass Jedi together. I only gave them a half-OTP point because my ultimate ship for them is a throuple with Poe because I feel he’s just as important to them

DINLUKE

It’s a genuinely good, entertaining ship, okay? Like I’ve thought Luke is gay for years and I adore fandom’s determination to give him the largest harem of all the hot single guys in Star Wars because he DESERVES IT and that Din Djarin just deserves fucking happiness ok and who better to give him that than the OG Attack Cinnamon Roll? Like it just has such good potential too, what with the two survivors of endangered cultures, the two fashion icons, the two dangerous motherfuckers who are competent as HELL and it’s fucking hot, the fact that they now GET TO SHARE TEACHING A CHILD, HOT SINGLE DAD X TEACHER HELL YEAH. I didn’t mark them down as OTP or anything though because ultimately they had five seconds of interaction, likely won’t be able to interact again, and what they will forever just have is potential, nothing tangible or real, so I can’t say they’re goals or anything. Plus I still stubbornly cling to my OTP of Skybridger who haven’t even fucking met ONCE lmao I know I’m a hypocrite

(Ship bingo meme)

[diminished-comet]

Reverse harem anime AU

Rey has four men all battling for her attentions, but which man should she choose?

Her best friend Finn who is caring and sweet?

The intense and brooding dark prince Kylo Ren?

The popular and handsome pilot Poe Dameron?

The aloof but intriguing General Hux?

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If only I had the time I would write this AU >_< I love reverse harem animes like La corda d’oro

[suzukiblu]

If you're still in the prompt mood would you consider doing something with Poe and his unintentional heram please?

Poe in no way intends to get a harem. He has no plans on harem-ing at all. Rey and Finn don’t know how to Relationship, though, and Rose is just along for the ride at this point because clearly they know Poe better than HER, so she figures that obviously he knows they’re all dating him. Why wouldn’t he know that? They’re not being SUBTLE about it. 

Poe has no idea he is being dated. Poe is just innocently fixing up his X-Wing or reading maps or giving orders while the other three are constantly looming in the background like “Poe DAMERON

Poe gets taken on so many dates and doesn’t even realize. Finn literally holds his HAND and he doesn’t even realize; Finn just likes holding hands, right? And Rey is a feral desert child so of COURSE she’d give her friends rations to make sure they were eating enough, and Rose is dating Finn, he assumes, so he misses literally every signal she is putting off. All three of them cuddle up to him at once one evening and he’s like “aw, they’re all so cute and weirdly affectionate

Leia finally literally has to sit him down out of pity like “Poe. POE. Are you aware that you have three significant others, Poe.” and he is like “what are you talking abo--oh. OH.” 

[nyctophiliq]

COLLEGE HAREM AU overview

you got accepted into The Connected Cities College and University of Academics. you have won the hearts of many classmates and teachers on your very first day, and they are now yearning for your undivided attention. will you keep them happy or disappoint them all?

note. please be aware that every character is over the age of eighteen in this au and there will be sexual themes across the whole au- minors do not interact.

college harem I ─ ekko, vi, sevika, finn

college harem II ─ jinx, caitlyn, renata glasc, mel

college harem III ─ viktor, cassandra, grayson,

college harem IV ─ jayce, ambessa

𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐒 ;;

AMBESSA history and geography professor

RENATA GLASC chemistry and economics professor

CASSANDRA head of the election committee and law professor

GRAYSON physical education professor and supervisor of the campus patrol

𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ;;

FINN vice-president of the beautification council

JINX vice president of the engineering club

VIKTOR president of the engineering club

EKKO persident of the IT club

JAYCE vice president of the student council

CAITLYN president of the campus patrol

MEL president of the student council

SEVIKA president of the beautification council

VI president of the wrestling club

[hellobrockie]

Some very long Rambly TROS thoughts

Holy fuck there is so much wrong with this movie.

Let's start at the beginning. Kylo tracks down the wayfinder/holocron crystal thing that will lead him to the sith homeworld. We learn that Palpatine was behind both the Snoke and Vader voices in Kylo’s head-basically the dude has been manipulating him for 30 years. Kylo states very clearly he's gonna kill this motherfucker. This is very in line with the Last Jedi- Kylo wants to destroy everything- the Sith the Jedi the Resistance- because he’s tired of the constant push-pull of rejection and manipulation. BUT THEN HE DOESNT KILL PALPATINE???? At first the film argues that he doesn't kill Palps because Palps promises him the big FINAL ORDER fleet? Okay...but I don’t think Kylo really gives a shit about a big fleet of ships when it's offered by the fucker who has been scrabbling his brains for shits and giggles. Once the ‘Rey Palpatine’ thing comes to light, we are lead to believe Kylo went along with the whole final order plan because he wanted to kill Palpatine together with REY???? Ahh okay? 

So now we switch back to Rey. She's basically a jedi, cool. And I guess the Skywalker saber just fixed itself, with literally no scars or anything. A great visual representation about how this film feels about character development that happened in The Last Jedi. So Rey breaks concentration and fails the courses. According to the film, this happens because sheisapalpatine. If you had two brain cells you would realize Rey could be upset for normal reasons ...like that in order to the Resistance to win she’s going to have to put Kylo down like a dog. Its kinda cool that Leia is her teacher (more on that later).

Soo then we spend the next hour on a pointless adventure with the Trio™. Which would be fun, if they were ever established as a Trio. Arguably the real trio might be Rose-Finn-Poe. More on Rose later. Here is a list of incomprehensible things that happen here:

Kylo reforges his mask. Because Reasons? The knights of Ren. Because Reasons?

A handful of force bond scenes. The first one actually isn’t half bad. By wearing the mask, Kylo is rejecting the intimacy inherent to the connection because he is about to  defile it. Grabbing Rey’s necklace is a physical and emotional violation. It's the first time he has ever used the connection for personal gain.  The other connection scenes mostly just play around with the two of them being able to pass each other stuff. They lack the careful editing of TLJ connection scenes. Disclaimer: I’m a pretty hard core Reylo and these scenes really lacked the magic they previously had.This might be un-purpose Kylo is clearly pretty lost as this point.  Dull, lacking in heart like so much of this film. 

Kylo becomes a cartoon power ranger villian spouting Palpatine exposition and attempting to create suspense by almost catching the trio a couple times. Some of the dialogue is almost Revenge of the Sith Anakin level awkward.  It lacks both the unstable angry energy of FA or the sad tired boi energy of TLJ. 

Rey makes force lighting because I guess she was upset and it's a genetic ability now???

Poe gets a female love interest, becuase hes heterosexual. HeTeroSeXUal.

Poe and Finn flirt for a whole hour while Poe checks out some new chick and Finn now has a harem thing kinda. 

Poe is now a spice trader. BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S THE HAN SOLO OF THE TRILOGY. Let's just forget that TLJ establishes that Poe is his own character, probably loyal to the resistance since birth. His parents are rebellion alumni.

Two death fake outs. I don’t know why they had to give 3PO his memories back. He lost them at the end of the Prequels and R2 loved him anyway. Chewbacca capture was a missed opportunity to get some resolution to him shooting Kylo in the gut. 

Hux is the spy. Lovely. He is the ultimate weak bitch. Tbh the most consistent character development. Arguably my favorite detail on the entire film. Perfect execution. Domhnall Gleason is a gift. 

Now onto Endor. Endor has so much potential and squanders most of it.

Finn meets other people who left the stormtrooper program. Cool. Weird how it's tied to force sensitivity. I like the idea of the force putting Poe and Finn in the right place at the right time, but I think to imply people’s ability to escape slavery is tied to force sensitivity brings us to the problematic terrority of the sequels. Also the only one who talks to Finn is also black. And Clearly has a romantic vibe. Okay…..

The Rey Palpatine thing is made explicit. Even though anyone will half a brain figured it out 90 minutes ago. More wierd implications…..who would agree to fuck an old man Palpatine? So Rape i guess. Rey’s parents were normal...is this some kinda side material hook to read more about them or some shit??? Kylo refers to Rey’s parents as ‘filthy junk traders’. He's right. THEY SOLD HER INTO FUCKING SLAVERY. However Rey’s parents are good people??? WTF THIS IS THE JEDI COUNCIL ALL OVER AGAIN.

 Soo Kylo destroys the wayfinder to force Rey to work with him. Anti-Reylos will often get their panties in a twist about how it’s an ‘abusive relationship’. This is the only scene that really comes off as manipulative- in a way it never did in TLJ. Partly because they play up this idea of power-hungry Kylo (which has little basis in reality. In FA he just wanted to make Snoke his daddy. And TLJ Kylo is just soo fucking lonely) rather than sad boi Kylo trying to hold onto someone. Damn the TLJ throne scene is soo careful with getting that energy right, balancing the heartbreak with a little gaslighting (sorry off topic).  Then They Fight. Kylo doesn’t even pull out a saber at first because he literally has no intention of killing her. Rey fights because she's mad. Leia decides to intervene at this time, which is weird because Kylo still has no intention of hurting Rey. Apparently Leia sending Kylo a text is enough to freak him out. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE TIME FOR FLASHBACKS, MAYBE A ‘YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE’ TO TIE HIM BACK TO HIS NAMESAKE. 

Instead Rey gets him in the gut. She then heals him, something that should have been really intimate. This would have been time to kiss him in that wistful ‘ I wanted to know what it would be like before I exile myself forever way’. This is one of the scenes that desperately needed more breathing room AND GIVE KYLO SOME FUCKING DIALOGUE YOU COWARDS. Healing him combined with Leia stuff should have reduced Kylo to a pile of tears. I think he would find it completely overwhelming that someone thinks he is worth it, worth a part of their life source, worth their final breathes. 

Oh woah surprise Han Solo. This kinda works for me because unlike robot Leia and fairy godmother Luke, Han looks alive. Plus Han is only a memory so Kylo has to save himself, make his own choice. Aww fuck this got me the closest to tears becuase he looks so fucking sad about the fact that he can’t go home. Damn you Adam Driver and you’re big weepy eyes. His mother is dead and I don’t think he ever truly realized that she wanted him back. I guess with the way things went with Luke, he just assumed he was unwanted. Even now, Han is the only one of the 3 Ben can really imagine taking him back. Who knew Han was such a softie.  At the same time there is something so unintentionally sad about the fact that Ben’s whole family can become force ghosts and not a single one gives enough of  a shit about him to show up at the turning point of his life. 

Also the implication that Ben turns to protect Leia’s lifework is strange. Leia’s legacy is the Rebellion, a democratic senate, a planet wiped off the map, NOT SKYWALKER JEDI #2 JJ!!!!! Ben doesn’t even interact with any of the larger powers at work, he just saves Rey. 

Also while Ben’s guilt and shame about killing Han (his true sin) keep him on the dark side, this doesn’t address the 8 million other reasons he left the light. Also why do Leia and Rey never discuss this???? His own fucking family repeatedly rejected him because of his ‘Vadar-ness’ which is ironic considering…….

Then we cut to Rey’s fairy godmother-esque trip to Ahch-To where she arms herself with all of the Skywalker’s personal effects:

Mad that Rian Johnson denied you that ESB fanservice call-back of Luke being able to pull his x-wing out of water?? Don’t worry JJ has got you covered. 

Mad that Leia didn’t have lightsaber? Don’t worry JJ has got you covered, Leia was always prepared to be a back up to Luke because she doesn’t have her own perspective or anything or like a whole fucking political system to run. Also she stopped training because apparently completing her journey would end in Ben’s death...ooo SmArT foreshadowing that Rey using her lightsaber will end in one dead Ben boi. 

Leia and Luke ALWAYS knew about Rey Palps. Which is funny because they threw their own flesh and blood in the trash because he seemed kinda Vader-y. I guess it's wrong to judge people by their bloodlines unless its your own bloodline. I can’t even. 

There is no mention of Ben at all- even though Leia and Luke both died for him and Rey put her whole heart into saving him.  

Now to Exeger or whatever again. Almost two hours in and we’re back at the planet we were on in the first 5 minutes.

Spaceship stuff happens. Take out your checklist to get those pilot and ship cameos. Ooo look its The Ghost! OG trilogy pilot! Lando is there! WOOO! Poe’s girlfriend lived somehow! 

Ben’s last words are ‘Ow’.

Palps wants Rey to kill him because I guess that will make her evil? Since when does killing people make you evil? I don’t think killing Palps to save the world in the same as ‘striking your enemies down in hatred’ or whatever. 

Oh Hey Ben is here. Palps doesn’t care much I guess even though trolling Skywalkers is his whole life’s passion. 

Palps drains the life out of Ben/Rey. They don’t die. Ben goes flying into a pit. Rey has to face Palps alone because I guess even though Ben/Rey are stronger together and are cosmically linked the lone jedi thing will happen anyway?? Is feminism about doing everything on your own rather than building meaningful connections with your equal partner. Honestly only Men would think a women has to do everything alone to prove her worth, Rey has been wanting allies and family her whole life LET HER HAVE IT. 

Also okay sooo Palps did technically kill Rey’s parents and she had about a whole 5 minutes to think about that. Multiple generations of Ben’s family have been tortured by this guy, so I think it would be rather cathartic to see him play a bigger role in the end of Palp.

Rey enters the Avatar State. Cue more fanservice cameos (I love you Ahsoka, but you said it yourself, you ain’t a jedi). In another backhanded slap to TLJ were back on the TheJediDidNothingWrong line of thinking. Anakin is present ...I wonder if anyone else is interested in talking to him…...

Rey dies. I’m not sure why. Palps legit sucked the life of her and she lived, but the Avatar State killed her. 

Ben crawls out of pit. Damn Adam Driver has legs for days. He heals Rey, its kinda sweet but it's also really really weird that he hasn’t said anything. Not saying we need an over the top love declaration but even his emotionally constipated parents managed to get an ‘I love you’ out. 

Ben saves Rey. The thing Anakin thought the dark side would give him the power to do. Interesting bookend. Sad that my boy has such low self preservation, he gives her his life without hesitation. Why do we have to die for other people? It’s much harder to have to live for other people. To move and grow beyond the past. To try and be our best everyday, even when its hard. Isn’t that real redemption? 

Ben kisses Rey. Awww. Its missing some of the elements of a big romantic drama kiss, which I would be okay with ...if it was followed up with a big romantic kiss with a sunset on a new planet before the credits roll. Alas this does not happen. The audience is somewhat befuddled since their had been almost no dialogue referencing their emotional connections. The ‘no one knows me./I do.’ dialogue from the trailer did not appear in film. 

Ben smiles. It has all the boyish charm and innocence Anakin wished he had in the prequels. Aww he really has never kissed anyone. I wonder when the last time he smiled was. HAS THIS MAN EVER HAD A GOOD DAY HIS ENTIRE LIFE. I am emotionally moved until approximately 2 seconds later….

Ben dies. There is no funeral. No mention. Rey doesn’t shed a single tear. This dude literally gave you his life without hesitation. Is Reylo one-sided? Or at least not equally felt? Ow. U The Resistance doesn’t wonder what happened to the Supreme leader. We know at the end of TLJ Luke became a legend, I do not think this happens to Ben. 

The Resistance parties. Cue Return of the Jedi film reel. Poe and Finn are heterosexual. No resolution to the stupid ReyFinn force sensitve thing. Two women kiss. It will be cut out of the Chinese release. 

Rey buries the lightsabers on Tatooine because you know Luke lived there and Leia once wore a metal bikini there. Rey choose the name Rey Skywalker. Which is interesting because she didn’t get along that well with Luke. She finished her training with Leia Organa Solo, Princess of Alderaan who just happens to have been a result of a sperm donation from Anakin Skywalker. She found a father figure in Han Solo. She loved a guy named Ben Solo. I’m not saying she should name herself Rey Solo, but it certainly is better than Rey Skywalker. I mean it's almost like a person's worth and ability aren’t dependent on either a bloodline or acceptance into the galaxies most powerful family. Rey nobody would have been fine.  I’m not going to get into the feminist angle of a self made women tying herself to the legacy of a man. Cue theaterwide groaning. 

Twin suns. Cool. I liked them better in The Last Jedi.

Rey has a yellow-ish lightsaber and maybe made out of her staff. Wonder where she got the crystals from and why they didn’t introduce it earlier. Possible implication she's going the way of the ‘grey’ jedi? idk some Jedi have yellow actually. Ahsoka had a yellow one. Not sure since this film is back on the JediwayisBest bullshit. 

We see Luke and Leia's force ghosts. Ben’s last word was ‘ow’.

In Summary, some odd implications:

Rey Palpatine is quite possibly the worst idea of all time. Worse than midichlorians. The highest level of fanboy pandering and Rian Johnson erasure. Rey has a lot of very real things to be angry about - her rough childhood, the deaths of her mentors, loving someone as dense as Ben Solo, having to come to terms with the fact that her parents didn’t love her. 

Return to prequel-esque thinking on slavery. Apparently it is not that bad if you sell someone as long as you do it with LOVE. 

Making Finn force sensitive is not character development. Its just half assed pandering and additional exposition in a film filled with exposition.

There is some truly awful dialogue in this film. Its shot composition and editing is so sloppy compared to FA or TLJ. 

The force in balance means killing everyone on the darkside. 

Rose is completely sidelined. She is the only Asian character on screen. She is seemingly replaced with a black woman who has a similar background to Finn and is a scavenger like Rey. Yikes. Why does this feel like an anti-interacial relationship thing. 

Said Black women Jarrah talks to Lando, another black character in a bizarre dialogue that vaguely implies all black people are related. I might be really misreading this, but its weird. I would have liked her to talk to Rose instead because female solidarity. 

FinnPoe is played up a LOT. But we are also repeatedly reminded they are attracted to women. This does not feel like woke Bisexual culture. This is pandering without making a commitment. 

Rey’s worth as a character is related to her connection to powerful people in the Star Wars mythos, not her own traits. 

Ben’s character resonates really strongly with abuse victims and outsiders. His lack of dialogue strips him of a lot of his agency.  His estrangement from his family is not resolved. Vader, who arguably did a lot worse things gets a whole dying monologue and force ghost thing. 

Oh hey C3PO said the festival is every 42 year old….OG came out 42 years ago. heh.

In Summary:

Watch the Clone Wars animated series

Fall in love with Ahsoka

Watch Star Wars Rebels or at least all the episodes with Ahsoka and also the series finale, it's got some cool force stuff in it. 

Think about the cool force stuff in Star Wars Rebels and the cool force stuff in The Last Jedi. Woah.

Apply all this cool force stuff to your own personal version of the Rise of Skywalker

Wait for clone wars finale Feb 2020

Rinse and Repeat

Peg Kylo Ren

Oscar Isaac is the Captain on the FinnPoe Ship. 

The Last Jedi was the Best One. Fight Me. 

Find the fanfiction where Rey tells him what a good boi he is which reduces him to a puddle. Find the fanfiction where he cries during sex the first time, the second time, every time. Find the fanfiction where his force ghost gets a hug, where his family welcomes his back. 

Read Fanfiction:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21852886

What I would do instead:

Delete Rey Palpatine

Ditch the mask. You have a fucking Oscar nomiated actor hiding under it. 

After the Endor part, have Kylo join either Rey or the Resistance. Personally I think him hitching a ride on the Falcon would have been wonderfully awkward. And maybe give some closure the calling Finn a ‘traitor’ thing. This is fanservice-y, but no more fanservice-y than the rest of the film. And maybe finally answer the question of who does/doesnt know who Kylo Ren is. Would like a verbal declaration that he identifies as Ben Solo or least Ben or something. 

Ben can still die I guess but maybe give him some kinda funeral. Or reuse the golden dice symbolism. 

Slow everything done. Let the audience feel sad, feel happy. Oh and cut out those fucking death fake outs.