#finn liveblogging: ranboo

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ranboo is live. he is holding a press conference. he looks like he is being held at gunpoint. there is sweat running down his face. he is stalling. billzo is on the line. he is not answering. he is stalling. he got joe mama'd. billzo is no longer on the line. he is standing awkwardly. the studio lights have never been brighter. sweat has just gone into his left eye. he is still streaming. he is avoiding the gay shrooms allegations. he is sweating even more. he is not actually stalling and in fact has been talking about the main topic of the stream. he looks like he is about to pass out. billzo is somehow here again.

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a new journey [dream SMP] stream liveblog and summary

Sellout pog: 0:29:40 (failed), 0:31:25, 1:00:40, 1:50:17

Dog deaths lmao: 0:29:55 (Mackenna), 1:11:55 (Mr. StrangeTiger & Dream has a house) 1:25:40 (ari), 1:30:55 (unnamed), 1:31:08 (Finn), 1:32:07 (Eyebite),

Other: 1:27:05 [about wildfire prevention] “yeah, i was thinking, we could just make everything so flammable, that the flames won’t have time to spread before it's burned down.” I really hope techno never becomes a firefighter

Twitter Summary (i hate it here): Techno and Ranboo find and raid a woodland mansion, and develop their characters’ friendship.

word count full: 1,041

word count summary: 637

word count liveblog: 293

Overall pretty chill stream, good for some techno ranboo dynamics and no real lore

SUMMARY:

Techno starts the stream in his base. While people find the stream, he rambles about how Phil doesn’t ever have time to do plot streams with him, and jokingly declares him canonically dead, and asks Chat if they have a grandpa who could replace him. He does a little advertisement for his new Technoplushie, and mentions that he wanted to have a video out this week, and that he actually edited last night.

He talks about how he lost his in-game notebook, but finds it quickly. He reveals that he’s finally ordered new glasses, good for him, and then shows his chat Ranboos shack. Techno repairs his armor a bit, and then gets a friend for Bob, his cow. He also moves his villagers down to the villager area.

Dream joins the server, and Techno bullies him about his homeless status. Ranboo joins his VC, and Techno threatens his parrots because they make Creeper noises while Ranboo tries to sleep. Ranboo has to leave the call, and restart his computer, due to technical issues.

Techno tells his chat that if they donate a Technopepe ($50, i think?), he’ll name a dog after them. He is immediately overwhelmed by donations and spends several minutes naming dogs. Dream asks him to name one ‘dream has a house,’ and Techno says that that would be the favor. He is also asked to name one Technochan.

The dogs kill several zombies, and Techno eventually finishes with the named dogs. There are around 25 dogs following Techno at this point.

0:27:40 Ranboo gives Techno a present, an Efficiency V, Fortune III, Mending, Sharpness V, Unbreaking III Netherite axe, as a replacement for the Axe of Peace. Techno assures us that his heart is not warmed at all, totally, he is still completely indifferent about this child Phil adopted.

Ranboo mentions that he’s going to find another Woodland Mansion, and Techno decides to tag along.

While ringing the sellout timer, the first dog dies. This one is Mackenna, and they die because of the fireplace. While looking at the fire, Edward hits Techno, and the dogs immediately run and attack him. Edward dies. Ranboo mentions that he liked talking with Edward.

Ranboo and Techno eventually leave, and Ranboo shows Techno the stronghold by his house. They go into the Nether and onto the roof, while talking about past events and Sapnap. They move on to bullying Tubbo about his dying habit.

They make it around 1,000 blocks from spawn, and Techno builds an uncomfortably square portal. They find that they’re too far south, and they go back into the Nether.

Techno starts singing ‘99 bottles of beer’ and i just….love his singing voice so much it’s at 0:48:55 and you should watch it. They make a few different portals, and eventually they find the right area and go to the overworld. They find the mansion, and Technos dogs try to kill the vex. It does not work that well. The dogs do attack an evoker, and Techno gets his first totem of the day.

Two dogs die to a creeper, including one named ‘Dream has a house.’

Ranboo lights a fire in a cat statue, and they watch as the mansion burns to the ground. Techno plays sad music.

They search the chests, which don’t burn, and try to find better loot. They do not succeed.

Techno and Ranboo head back home, and they talk about a random pig who managed to go through the portal in, and then out, of the Nether.

They find a Soul Speed highway, and Ranboo has to explain it to Techno. They talk about miscommunication in Dream SMP, and eventually reach the house. After sitting down all the dogs, Techno goes back up to the sellout timer and ends the stream.

LIVEBLOG:

Starting the streammmmm

0:00:30 “why havent i ordered a second monitor by now” TECHNO

0:01:45 ah yes, philza minecraft is dead crab rave

0:02:15 tECHNOPLUSHIE I WANT ONE SO BADDDD

0:04:05 “apparently, before phil died of old age, he adopted some dude? Idk abt him, i dont really trust him, but hes there” :LKSFJSDF teCHNO thats so rude go apologize to ranboo

0:09:15 ‘i have to be friendly with the other smp players’ yeah, sure, saying LEAVE when tubbo logs in is sooo nice techno gg /s

Techno freaking out over a villager dying is so funny to me

0:13:00 dream is here crabrave

0:19:55 its high risk, no reward, the best kind of strategy

0:25:00 techno ramblin abt youtube stuff is just,,,i love it so much i would love a youtube podcast by him

00:27:40 the gift pog!!

AALDSKFJASDF there goes mackenna, 30 min in. God that was a chaotic moment, first mackenna, then edward, and now ranboo can talk to endermen?? Alright

0:35:50 ‘you know, as an anarchist, i'm all about obeying the laws to the letter’ mhm sure

0:39:50 ‘doesnt dream have a cat? Probably not anymore…’ RANBOO sapnap did not kill patches i promise a;lkdjfasf

Why is sky immune to portals,,,,

TECHNOSINGGGGG 0:48:55

1:09:40 ATTACK MY DOGSSSS :handhska: ATACK MY GOONSSSS

I love how techno just kinda jumps constantly its so cute like he just!! Gotta jump!!! Ik its bc he can see more when higher up but i love it (1:19:40)

1:20:33 break glass to cause fire

TeCHNO JUST SAID MY DEADNAME I HATE IT HERE

[chommyinnit]

hi im nina/finn!!

really fast ab me

- this is a side blog, my main is @finnwrld (im way more active on there and there is more info ab me on there :] )

- im a minor!!

- i watch basically everybody but my mains are tommy, slimecicle, schlatt, wilbur, techno, quackity, foolish, and ranboo

- major c!tommy apologist

- discourse free blog apart from like an occasional rb of a joke

- BIG CW FOR SWEARING!!! i try and trigger tag everything else but lmk if i mess up. i also try and tag dsmp spoilers for a couple days after the event

- tags i use; #my art [self expanitory], #chommy chats [just like random thoughts? shit im not gonna put in main tags], #liveblog [when i live post about streams], #recap [i try and rb any stream recaps i find]

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new dsmp is just the midwest

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i feel like im watching my classmate have a near breakdown in english class while trying to do a presentation

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hes not a minor and neurodivergent anymore 😔

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streaming the color white for two hours?? thats just the same as a facecaGOD FUCKING DAMMIT STREAMSR STOLE MY JOKE

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aimsey: have you had a good birthday?

ranboo: oh its been great so far, I've been having a lot of fun

aimsey: good! thats what you deserve :]

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dadboo's a gamer it runs in the family

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nah but that welp! clap hurt so much more

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[ID: A screenshot from ranboos stream of ranboo giving billzo a piggyback ride. Billzo is leaning over him to reach the jenga tower in front of them. /end ID]

what is happening

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ranboo log onto tumblr i want to study your posts and psychoanalyze you

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love it when billzos laugh suddenly sounds like when u squeak the straw on ur soda

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this stream is making my adhd so much fucking worse i swear to god this shits contagious ranboo mentioned philza mincrafst and my brain took abt 10 left turns and several jumps and landed on "ranboo turn the fucking pizza around" and now I am in tears on my bed trying not to wake my family. i am pathetic

[synchlora]

we are pitting the personification of a rubberhose cartoon against the personification of a wavy lays potato chip dipped in hotsauce against each other. they will both die

[synchlora]

v excited for ranboos jerma arc