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I see we’re still doing this.

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'Village and Star'. Eyvind Earle. 1964.

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who let bradley cooper make and star in a biopic on leonard bernstein I just wanna talk. let’s meet up I just want to hear you out I promise. where do you live

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one of my favorite books as a kid was this one on speculative zoology/evolution that I loved so much I borrowed it to the point my school had to chase me up on returning it several times. it influenced my early creature art and design and pushed me to delve into my own specbio (on dragons. no surprises there). I loved the informatic entries, all their little lore bits and ecological adaptations; the wild color palettes, their weird little shapes. it was called The New Dinosaurs, by Dougal Dixon.

there were two more books in the series that my school didn’t have, which is either a blessing or a curse, because the third book in the set is called Man After Man.

which contains this.

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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whatever (it's eating away at my soul)

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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found out that the new wicked movie was “part one” on the way to the theater and boy howdy I almost turned the frick around to go home

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i need to get addicted to completing tasks

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my ‘unreliable narrator’ tshirt has people asking a lot of questions i can’t be trusted to answer correctly

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Feature ideas I have to make tumblr worse

Unfollow notifications. When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.

If the unfollower was a mutual then this notification comes with stats about how long you were mutuals and a list of comutuals who have to pick sides in the divorce. The comutuals receive this notification too

Ability to edit other people's replies.

Ability to edit other people's blog themes.

The ability to gift debuffs like those cooking competition shows. Pay $15 to make someone you hate only be allowed to post 20 times a day. Pay $30 and they can only make posts out of the set of pre-approved family-friendly message options like the Webkinz chatroom.

De-blaze. Halt someone else's post right in its tracks by removing all impressions. The more a post is circulating the more expensive this is.

30 Day Trial Follows. When you follow someone you can't unfollow them for at least 30 days because c'mon, don't you wanna at least give them a chance?

Obligatory "Tumblr houses". You have to act really really excited for the yearly sportsball tournament or risk being shadowbanned. Your blog is forcibly themed after your Tumblr house.

Obligatory name, face, and address when you sign up. This isn't for verification or anything this is explicitly for doxxing. Hopefully you'll think twice about posting your rancid My Little Pony take now that you know the whole fandom can be at your doorstep in an hour.

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I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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