Bonecoin (Frank's Red Hots)
"Frank's RedHot® released its first-ever "edible NFT" and spoof cryptocurrency "Bonecoin" to celebrate the favorite game-day snack ahead of the Big Game: buffalo wings. From January 27th through the end of the Big Game on February 13th, fans can scan images of their chicken wing bones to earn Bonecoin at Bonecoin.com (mobile only). The fan who accrues the most Bonecoin will win the Frank's RedHot NFT and its edible replica, the eNFT."
One of the more bizarre products to spawn from the NFT bubble, and that's saying something. I almost didn't want to include it, but there's something about collecting bones for profit...
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator (KFC)
"The game, which is in the anime style of games like Pokemon, will include hours of gameplay, including cooking battles and recipes, according to a report in Polygon. The game also features “cute miniature food” and a “dateable Colonel Sanders.” Developed by Psyop, the game stars a young culinary student studying with Colonel Sanders, at a time when both are looking for love. The choices the player makes will affect friendship and love with emotional consequences."
Alright so this isn't as fleshy as some of the other options, but KFC has been weirdly horny about its promo material for so long (romance novel, Hallmark movie, animated Col. Sanders doing a striptease) that it's started to get disturbing. Like,,, this is a corporation attempting to appear human... by being horny? And that has some actually pretty uncomfy implications come to think of it.
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only friends ep3 thoughts
translators thank you for the phrase “down bad” now please eradicate the phrase “finger-lickin good” from your vocabulary
nick and boston endgame: toxic diabolical scorched-earth friendless match made in hell boyfrenemies. i’m calling it now (slash jay but also…i wouldn’t hate it). we met nick while he was playing games. his and boston’s meet cute was kind of off-rhythm. boston trying to get his attention, nick too busy playing games to hear him. he plays games too! it’s going to end how it started…
my favorite moment of this episode was sand smiling at ray in ray’s car. and sand flipping off top. first is a little scenestealer i wasn't even mad when he sang. in fact i quite like his deep ass voice. i also hope there’s a bostonnick sex montage in every episode
the difference between how ray treats sand and how boston treats nick really struck me this ep. i mean the core three are all set up nicely to be compared and contrasted. but ray and boston…they both push boundaries of their FWBs. boston senses nick’s discomfort and teases him for it, and then keeps him happy with that manipulative sweetness. ray pulls back the flirting for a second and outright asks sand “are you okay with this?”
and the similarities between boston and mew. boston trying to sic ray on mew, mew trying to encourage ray pursuing sand. they both want top; boston is attempting to seduce him and mew is moving at his own pace and seeing if top thinks he’s worth it (he’s playing his own game, but he’s also fond of top?)
and next week i think we’re diving more into the mew/ray lore which is what i’ve been wanting. love the kiss twist i knew boston’s photography hobby would be used for evil
thrilled for sand and top lore. what is the beef i hope it’s dramatic and sexual
hoping for backstory on how these people became friends, not because it’s necessary but because I’m so curious. like. WHY is boston friends with them. at first glance boston is a fun partygoer. a rather unreliable low maintenance friend. but he doesn’t give a shit about ray and mew, or he can compartmentalize his affection for them and his desire for top in a way that allows him to just totally fuck them over. is the sloppy Toppy that good
as always looking forward to breaking apart the slutty geode that is boston. he got what he wanted! now what? what exactly does he want from top?
i want april and cheum to fight or break up or something. sorry. wasn’t there a line between cheum and sand in one of the relationship promo posters?? let’s get into it??? I mean OF can continue being a boys-only party that’s fine too, it’s not like it ever promised to be anything but. but april and cheum are cute…
as usual I’m just hanging on for a wild ride but. is someone going to die by the end of this show. ephemerality posters/yolo truthers what do you think. let’s make a poll who’s it gonna be
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kim jongdae's birthday project! <3
all the chenpionship round 6 fics!
horizon line (Baekhyun/Jongdae, post apocalypse!au, R)
To the ‘Me’ of that Day (Jongdae-centric, Joonmyun/Jongdae, mental health issues, M)
More Beautiful (Than You Were Yesterday) (Yixing/Jongdae, historical!au, NC-17)
Do you even lift, Bro? (Jongdae/Chanyeol, pwp, NC-17)
tell me you’re not miserable (Joonmyun/Jongdae, highschool!au, R)
I’ve Fallen For You (Again and Again) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, reincarnation!au, PG-13)
Love You Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13)
lovesick (Jongdae/Kyungsoo/alien!Chanyeol, domestic!au, NC-17)
I Wanna Love You (Luhan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13)
It’s The Little Things (Yifan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13)
Everybody wants to be a cat (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Chanyeol-centric, G)
drabble request {fill #4} (Yifan/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG)
paperback (Baekhyun/Jongdae, powers!au, pg, 2.7k)
Furry Little Problem (Jongdae-centric, hybrid!au, G)
I’m (Not) A Warrior (Yixing/Jongdae, mama!au, PG-13)
情不自禁,怨人忧 (Dew of Rain) (Yixing/Jongdae, autistic character, PG-13)
The Wonderful World of Pup (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13)
Here With Me (Baekhyun/Jongdae, famous!au, NC-17)
fell in love with a boy in bloom (Baekhyun/Jongdae, PG)
A Heart’s A Home (Baekhyun/Jongdae, mama!au, pg-13, 15.6k)
gods and monsters (Minseok/Yixing/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17)
Just Love Me Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, office!au, NC-17)
cherry blossom ending (Jongdae/Chanyeol, animal shelter!au, PG)
We’re just starters (Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17)
Finders keepers (Jongdae/Chanyeol, space!au, PG-13)
(all I wanna get is) a little bit closer (Fem!Joonmyun/fem!Jongdae, college!au, PG)
On Set (Joonmyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, sex worker!au, NC-17)
Worth (Yixing/Jongdae, bullying,R)
three and a half men (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, PG-13)
Just Different (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17)
your lashes against mine (Jongdae/Chanyeol, college!au, PG-13)
causing mayhem as we go (Baekhyun/Jongdae, vampire!au, PG-13)
the wars you bring (Baekhyun/Jongdae, lawyers!au, PG-13)
a mess of blues (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, domestic!au, PG-13)
snapshots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Jongdae/Sehun, Jongdae/Kyungsoo, Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG-13)
(Not So) Friend #2 (Baekhyun/fem!Jongdae/Chanyeol, highschool!au, PG)
Leviathan (Joonmyun/Jongdae, pirate!au,NC-17)
Steady Immersion (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, mama!au, PG-13)
I’m sorry to be only human (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, NC-17, trigger warnings)
Interlocking (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, public sex, NC-17))
Baby Boys (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17)
Pretty Boy (I’m Nobody) (Jongdae-centric, eating disorders, R, trigger warnings)
To Chen with Love (various jongdae pairings, various kinks, NC-17, check warnings)
Love Me Right (Yixing/Jongdae, daddy!kink, lNC-17, check warnings)
Truth’s Little Hero (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings)
Let There Be Resolve (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings)
Apricots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo!au, NC-17)
I Wanna Walk On Your Wavelength (Minseok/ Jongdae, space!au, NC-17)
Amor Aeternus (Jongdae/Luhan, age gap, NC-17)
hot commodity (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17)
trial run (Jongdae/Zitao/Sehun, royalty!au, NC-17)
finger lickin’ good (Minseok/ Jongdae, femslash, NC-17)
it’s only child’s play (Baekhyun/Jongdae, daddy!kink, NC-17)
scream for ice cream (Jongdae/Luhan, pwp, NC-17)
Like Gravity (I’m Pulled to You) (fem!Jongdae/fem!Baekhyun/fem!Kyungsoo, flower shop!au, NC-17)
Jongdae vs. the Supernatural Agenda (Jongdae/All, supernatural!AU)
a song beat in your chest (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17)
Baekhyun on the Cliff by the Sea (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, ponyo!au, G)
I Wanna Know All Kinds of Love (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, domestic, NC-17)
Couples Counseling (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, infidelity, NC-17)
Mutually Beneficial (fem!Jongdae/Kyungsoo, arranged marriage, NC-17)
Hay Fever (Baekhyun/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17)
Jongdae, Eleven Times Over (Jongdae/All, gangbang, crossdressing, NC-17)
He’s Got to be Crazy (John Wayne) (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, highschool!au, G)
Two (and a half) Rebels (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, space!au, NC-17)
show me all your secrets (Jongdae/Jongin/Sehun, daddy!kink, NC-17)
instead of love, it’s trouble knocking on your door (Jongdae/Chanyeol, mafia!au, R)
September (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, floristxtattooist!au, NC-17)
Syncopte (so don’t, so don’t) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, infidelity, NC-17)
purrfectly at home (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, NC-17)
Enemies Beware (Jongdae/Chanyeol, vampires!au, wolf!au, NC-17)
Outside These Walls (Jongdae/All, abo verse, NC-17, check warnings)
Feverish Love (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, G)
only whisper to me (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, NC-17)
Hybrid Affairs (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G)
Attention (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, hybrid!au, NC-17)
Please, That’s Impossible (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, abo verse, NC-17)
((this was my prompt!))
how we spoon like no one else (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, fluff, G)
The Ghost of Talis ((main!Baekhyun/Jongdae)/Kyungsoo/Chanyeol, sci-fi, NC-17, check warnings)
not for the world (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, G)
tarantino and tortellini (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, NC-17)
(Don’t) Just Add Water (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, aliens, G)
Steal Me Not, Here My Heart Lies (Baekhyun/Jongdae, hybrid!au, M)
the chain (runnin’ through the shadows) (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsool, space!au, NC-17)
aromatherapy (Jongdae/Yifan/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17)
Make That Flower Bloom (Luhan/All, abo verse, NC-17)
Library (Luhan/Jongdae, vampire!au, R)
It’s Gonna Be Forever [Or It’s Gonna Go Down In Flames] (Luhan/Jongdae, arranged marriage, NC-17)
Starting Fires (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17)
[A Few Of My] Favorite Things (fem!Minseok/fem!Luhan/fem!Jongdae, polyamory, NC-17)
talk dirty to me (Joonmyun/Jongdae, voice actor!au, R)
Taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17)
Something about the Devil (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, NC-17)
Let it be me (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, fluff, NC-17)
This is the Dawning of the Rest of Our Lives (Baekhyun/Jongdae, MAMA!au, G)
Holly Roots (Yifan/Jongdae, age gap, NC-17)
shameless self-promo haha
My Eyes Were Looking For You (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, PG-13/M)
Kittens in Mittens (Joonmyun/Yifan, little kids in love!chensoo, kids!au, G)
So, I Heard You’re A Screamer (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, supernatural!au, PG-13)
I’m Friends With the Monster That’s Under My Bed (Jongdae/Chanyeol, supernatural!au, G)
I Got Sneaky Fingers (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G)
good morning starshine (the earth says hello)(Yixing/Jongdae, domestic!au, hybrid!au, G)
and dust with powdered sugar to taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, hybrid!au, G)
Wow! Thank you for this awesome list!! <3
-FY!EF admins
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Chicken Tender Milkshake (PDQ)
"This hand-spun milkshake features vanilla ice cream mixed with one of PDQ's award-winning chicken tenders, and topped with whipped cream, a cherry and of course, a chicken tender on top."
Please note, the tender is not only a topper -- the chicken is also shredded and mixed into the shake itself.
I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator (KFC)
"The game, which is in the anime style of games like Pokemon, will include hours of gameplay, including cooking battles and recipes, according to a report in Polygon. The game also features “cute miniature food” and a “dateable Colonel Sanders.” Developed by Psyop, the game stars a young culinary student studying with Colonel Sanders, at a time when both are looking for love. The choices the player makes will affect friendship and love with emotional consequences."
Alright so this isn't as fleshy as some of the other options, but KFC has been weirdly horny about its promo material for so long (romance novel, Hallmark movie, animated Col. Sanders doing a striptease) that it's started to get disturbing. Like,,, this is a corporation attempting to appear human... by being horny? And that has some actually pretty uncomfy implications come to think of it.
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