pimpcolonelsanders
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"Accept that you're a construct of fast food companies and you'll be able to live with yourself better. Little brat."
pimpcolonelsanders:
“Little girl my ASS. You’re a 50 something year old prancing around as a toddler. At least I accept my age with grace.”
“Nuh-uh. If we actually aged like everyone else you woulda keeled over by now, old man. So either you accept I’m a little girl, or accept that you should be dead.”
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"Little girl my ASS. You're a 50 something year old prancing around as a toddler. At least I accept my age with grace."
pimpcolonelsanders:
At least Wendy is cute. No gross ass McDonalds coming my way. I’ll fight you and drown you in gravy.
“Fighting a little girl? You’ve reached a low point in your life if you’re willing to do that.”
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Everyone at Wendy's will tell you the best stuff is hidden in the back. Ask the manager about the special and maybe they'll put the right shit on your burger when you ask for the first time.
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At least Wendy is cute. No gross ass McDonalds coming my way. I'll fight you and drown you in gravy.
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Like or Reblog if you wanna jimmy jangle with the prince of chicken right here
Here is a promo because all interactions with me are finger lickin good. //Character interpretation is one used by 'Kafka On the Shore' by Haruki Murakami (With obviously more shit posting)
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I've got the best fucking chicken around man. Come ask me anything. The best things are always in the back!
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