#finehs

[geffenrecords]

mycat is not doing well im just fucking in the fetal position like permanently now.

[finehs]

“I lost my jacket because of you!” Colt pushes off the couch, shrugging out of Jody’s touch.

“Because of me?” Jody stands up, affronted. “You cannot be serious. Because of ME?”

“No wait,” Colt rushes over to her, ducks his head the way he always does whenever Jody refuses to look at him, one set of blue eyes always desperately searching for the other. “That came out wrong.” If there’s one thing Colt will never lose it’s his foot-in-mouth disease. 

[420technoblazeit]

we're about to fidn out why this part of the comic is called murderstuck IM SURE IT'S GONNA BE FINE. IM SURE WE'LL ALL BE FINEH OLD MY HAND

[jaladwolf]

This was originally a wattpad oneshot request from a user named @jm009520, who suggested a Halloween themed oneshot featuring Goldie and Freddy!

"And where do you think you’re going?"

Freddy was currently confronting Goldie, who was in costume to go trick or treating with his friends. However, Freddy being the spoil sponge he is, was trying to prevent him from participating.

"Why should it concern you? It's none of your business."

"Oh I think it is. You know you're not allowed to go out there without Henry's permission."

Goldie crossed his arms in a huff. "The only one I need permission from is myself."

Freddy now confused and rather annoyed, gave him a stern face. "That's not how it works..."

"Well whatever. I'm gonna go trick or treating and there's nothing you can do about it."

As he walked past Freddy, he stuck his tongue at him, which only angered Freddy further. But then, his anger suddenly ceased and a grin suddenly formed on his face. Without warning, he grabbed the golden bear's wrist, pinning it above his head in a way where Goldie's back was facing him.

"Hey- what are you doing? Let me go!"

"Oho no you don't. You're not going anywhere."

"W-what are you talking about-"

Before Goldie could even finish his sentence, he felt a finger poke at his side, causing him to jump. He then felt a pawed hand on his side, a fearful giggle escaping as he tried to pull his wrist out of his grasp.

"Oh no. You can't be serious." He protested, a small whine forming that he quickly attempted (and failed) to disguise. Freddy chuckled as he squeezed Goldie's side a bit, making him squeak.

"F-fred, come on...w-we can talk about this..."

"Hmm... It's a little too late for that."

Freddy started scratching his sides with his claws, occasionally drawing shapes in Goldie's ribs. A flurry of laughter spilling out as Goldie immediately started squirming in an attempt to get out of his grip.

"Pffthehehehahah! H-hey! S-stop that!"

"Already? But I just started. Why should I have to stop?"

He began tracing his hand up and down from his waist to his underarms, causing Goldie to let out a small squeak as he tried to push his hand away with his free hand.

"Nohohahahahaha! Not there!"

"Not your side? Alright then what about... here?

Freddy suddenly moved towards his stomach, fluttering his fingers near his midriff causing Goldie to begin protesting in a giggly panic.

“Freddy- wait no no no no no! Don't you dare-!”

But his protest fell on deaf ears as Freddy began mercilessly scratching at his stomach, drawing shapes in the fur. At this point, Goldie had burst into hysterical laughter, trying to push his hand away to no avail.

"FReHEhEHDYheHEHaHAhA! NAHahO! STOhOHoHOhOP!"

Freddy just chuckled at the gold bear's laughter. He finally let go of his wrist, only to use his hand to squeeze and prod at his sides, making Goldie squeal as he constantly tried to pull out of his hold. He'd never felt so helpless in his life.

"What's the matter? Can't take what you dish out?"

"DOHoNt- Don't tease me!"

“Oh? But why not? You seem to be enjoying it.”

"ShuHUut up!"

Freddy suddenly changed positions, laying Goldie flat on his back on the tile floor, before grabbing his ankles and locking them in his arms. Goldie, knowing what's coming, begin to panic.

“Fred-... wai-waititit a minute-! Please dohohohon't-“

He couldn't even finish his sentence before Freddy started scribbling on the soles of his paws, sending the poor bear in near incoherent laughter, as tears started spilling out from his eyes.

"GAH-HAHA! NOHO-NO MOHOHOHOHORE!

"Hmm... Are you sorry?"

FINEHE! FINE YEHES, I'M SOHOHOHOHORY!

With that, Freddy finally stopped tormenting him. He let go of Gold's ankles as the gold bear stood up trying to catch his breath.

"H-holy crap... you're evil..."

"Oh, that was evil? *a playful smile appears on his face.* “Oh no, I’ll show you evil.”

Goldie couldn’t even process what happened next as he felt Freddy’s arms wrap around his waist as he lifted him off the ground.

“Fr-Freddy wait wait wai-waititit! Do-don’t you do it. Ihihi- I swear to God-”

But it was already too late. Freddy lifted the golden bear up to the point where his stomach was right up to his face. He then inhaled deeply, letting Goldie process what he was about to do.

“No no no no no- ”

Goldie’s attempt to protest was cut off as Freddy blew a huge raspberry above the dent where his navel would be.

“EyAhAHAHAAAHahAhahA! Oh GOhAHAHAd! Freddy NoHO! Mercy!”

He couldn’t even stop the shriek he let out as he desperately tried to push the bear’s snout away. Freddy chuckled as he put him back on the floor as Goldie tried to catch their breath.

“So… about the trick or treating thing... I suppose I could try to convince Henry to let you go.”

Goldie’s eyes lit up when he heard this. “Really?!”

Freddy sighed at the golden bear’s sudden excitement. “On one condition... No. Pranks. Got it?”

Goldie made a small salute. “Understood.”

He then picked up his hat that had fallen on the floor during the whole ordeal and went to get his candy bucket. Freddy just hoped he wouldn't have to drag him back for bad behavior.

Yeah, this isn't as themed as I wanted it to be cause’ I got a bit carried away… but on the bright side at least I had fun with it.

[aparticularbandit]

tagged by @lizhly-writes - i kept trying to find a good spot to stop in my current primary wip and then realized i have a chunk of something else i’ve started and hadn’t posted (actually now i realize i have another one, too.  alas, oh well) - because i felt kind of like cheating using something after.  knowing the game, you know?

game rules: in a new post, share the last line from your current wip, and tag as many people as there are words.

The decade shifts over as Agatha sits and mediates, and Wanda’s pregnancy becomes the whole show.

...do i even know that many writing friends.  maybe?  will they play. idk i’mma tag people and we’ll find out.

tagging: @only-freaking-sunflowers; @our-blood-is-our-ink; @hahnspoetrywrites; @wandakink; @spyridonya; @notoriousjae; @fictionpenned; @misscrazyfangirl321; @agathashcrkness; @butimnotasexyrussian; oh goodness six more uh; @p-taryn-dactyl; @amarajlynn; @little-ray-of-pitch-black; @the-scarlet-witch-22; @finehs; @foxx-queen.

...so many people hi y’all.

....

no tag backs.

[absolutebitchgetter]

Comic Studio is actually terrible

This is a given, to be honest

So basically, a part 2 of “I Fucking Hate Comic Studio.” I tried to clear my name and some pricks call it a sob story. Well jokes on you, sob stories is all what you post. So eat that. In fact, the person I was insulting was a pro shipper. Didn’t even make an apology. Then some fat bastard says “HEY GUYS.. DEEZ SHIPZ ARE ACKUALLY FINEH”

No the FUCK they aren’t! It’s Black Pearl x Pure Vanilla and Pomegranate x Choco Werehound for fuck sake! It’s fucking stupid!

That was all a little plan to protect their little princess Manga who I suspect to be below the age of 13.

Fuck off. You still ship Chocoweregranate or whatever the fuck. Also nobody gives a shit about your emo phase. But anyways. I actually make a good apology and no one except MicrowavedToast (A Real G) even SEES it. I even get compared to a fucking suicide baiter. This post below says enough. Credits to Miknpuft a real G. If you don’t know who the werewolf costume is, it’s a FUCKING SUICIDE BAITER. Me and A FUCKING SUICIDE baiter are the villains. Great. (Have the link https://comic.studio/c/zojirzason)

CyBaby (The name is accurate) made a villain group made of the worst users on comic studio. Whoever was the worst should be THAT bad, right? no, because it’s ME. you can ask anyone who saw the thing. JayStar was there when he didn’t apologise for being a child fiddler. WHAT DID SARAHKOMIK DO? SHE SAID ONE MEAN THING AND THAT WAS THAT!

SINCE WHEN AM I SEXIST? And second of all. I only said mean things because I WAS AGGRAVATED. IT WAS LEGIT RETALIATION. I WOULDNT JUST SAY “EAT THAT YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG” IF I WASNT AGGRAVATED. For fuck sake. You are all being lead to believe by admins and popular users. Comic Studio is doomed unless you snap back to reality. #UnbanAbg

Might make a Part 3.

[strideofpride]

ten fandoms/ten characters/ten tags

tagged by @terrainofheartfelt

(trying to do this in chronological order of when i became obsessed lol)

(also yes i cheated and did 12 deal with it)

Friends - Monica Geller

30 Rock - Liz Lemon

New Girl - Nick Miller

Once Upon a Time - Regina Mills

Brooklyn Nine Nine - Amy Santiago

Gilmore Girls - Lorelai Gilmore

Jane the Virgin - Petra Solano

Hart of Dixie - Lemon Breeland

Gossip Girl - Serena van der Woodsen

Superstore - Amy Sosa

Derry Girls - James Maguire

Glee - Quinn Fabray

tagging (i'll do 12 to make up for it - but no pressure!): @jennifersminds, @userpersephone, @vanderwoodlings, @mysteriesofloves, @mrs-nate-humphrey, @fritextramole, @blairwaldorffs, @scullysimp, @scabopolis, @finehs, @andthatscanon, @nateserenas

[bethanyactually]

okay hold up hold up hold up. is the lost city alan's last name canonically CAPRISON?? like ... the beloved-by-kids stab-it-with-a-straw fruit "juice" beverage??

He doesn't have a last name on IMDb or the movie's website, but his name is cited as Alan Caprison in multiple articles about the movie, and it's actually in the title of this one! And I choose to believe that is his name because I like joy.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

marry me

lionowlonao3: i'd say if you think you might like it, give it a go? you can always stop watching if you really aren't enjoying it, but if you don't watch it you'll never know?

this is an excellent point. i so rarely nope out of movies that i genuinely sometimes forget you can just...try them. thanks!

finehs: Jlo is the best part of the movie. I have no feelings about OW but it's definitely Lopez that makes the movie work. If you're watching because of her I'd say go for it.

i WILL be watching for her so this is helpful, thank you. :D

[finehs]

“How do you think they’re going to feel when they find out you’re cosplaying as a minimum wage worker?”

“I don’t know.”

“I just don’t want to see you get hurt.” The again remains unspoken.

[mazqueen]

heyyyyyy, hope life is going well! ❤️

rip my tumblr, i haven’t logged in here in ages and i’m only seeing this now laksjlkajsfaf two months later i’m replying anyway, i’m okay, all things considered. missing jetra, your last fic destroyed me but then you knowww i mean. what’s new 😭😭😭 how are youuu? i hope you’re doing good!!

[carmen-berzattos]

nah the military propaganda/pro usa stuff was discussed™️ after S2 in the fandom but it's mostly an ignored fact that odaat has military consultants on the show. it's the biggest yikes for me.

Ah! I binged the first two seasons shortly before the third one, so I must have missed that Discourse. It’s always grated on my nerves how uncritical the show is of the U.S. military. The unflinching belief that Pen’s participation in post-911 wars that have wrought so much destruction and planted seeds of conflict that utterly demolished the region was the Right and American thing to do made watching the show so hard sometimes. It is such big yikes, I think, that the show often feels the need to reassert some of the most problematic American ideals to appeal to the idea that immigrants are unflinching patriots. 

[b0bbynash]

happy birthday!

thank you dani!!!

[benjamincolon]

@finehs  replied to your photo “@FreddyRdriguez: Season 3. Episode 1. Day 1. Let’s do this. @BullCBS”

@ginnyweasleu It was announced yesterday. She's going to be directing a film (feature film i believe) and there is a scheduling conflict. Me too! It's difficult to think of the team without her. https://tvline.com/2018/07/13/bull-annabelle-attanasio-leaving-season-3-cable-mccrory/

I am sad Annabelle will be leaving the show. Ahhhh I love Cable. What will we do without her?

Also, thank you so much for informing me and replying. <3

[strideofpride]

i love reading your hod headcanons so how do you think lemon handled going away to college (i can't remember if she did)

Thank you!! She did! She went to the University of Alabama and was in a sorority. (Seeing all those Bama rush TikToks last summer made me even more terrified of Lemon lol - she’s truly unstoppable if she survived that)

I think she’d do well in the social aspect of it all, she probably became president of her sorority and all that. The only real social challenge for her would be getting by without George and AB, since AB canonically went to Auburn and while it’s not definitively said 100%, I think it’s likely George did too given his legacy status. He certainly didn’t go to Bama, we know that much. I imagine though there were lots of road trips, especially on George’s part, and I would assume they’d have spent all their school breaks together.

However, I do think it’d be difficult for her in that she’d constantly be feeling guilty over leaving Magnolia behind in Bluebell, constantly worrying that Magnolia thinks she abandoned her just like her mother did to them. I could so see Lemon heading down to Bluebell every other weekend just to check in.

So as much as it saddens me to think, I don’t think Lemon ever intellectually got to live up to her full potential. She’s so so bright but she never even got to have a real job until she was 30. She was on this housewife path of father’s house to sorority house to husband’s house, and then you add in her time in college that was probably split between leading her sorority, a long distance relationship with George, and helping raise Magnolia, and she probably didn’t have too much left to give for academia.

Which is such a shame, cause Lemon has that Blair Waldorf/Paris Gellar ruthless student quality, but she probably never got to see it to it’s full potential. Like Lemon could’ve been like Ruby Jeffries if she wanted to. And I think she’s ultimately very satisfied running Fancie’s, but I do think she could’ve found a dream career much sooner had things turned out differently.

[fandammit]

3, 13, & 18 ❤️

3. Do you prefer canonverse or AUs?

Gosh, this is such a hard question. I think that if I’m super in love with everything the show is doing in canon, I much prefer canonverse -- missing moments, character backgrounds, speculation for future seasons/episodes. I do like AU a lot though, because you can have your characters fall in love over and over again in different permutations! I have noticed though that the more annoyed I am with show canon, the more i like AUs for that show, haha. 

13. Exes or established relationship?

ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP. I love established relationship fics. I need more of these fics. I should probably write more of these fics. I do think that the lead up and the UST and the will they-wont they of slow burns is really great and exciting, but I think that having two people try and figure out how they’re gonna make it work and navigate the everyday ups and downs of a relationship is really interesting. I think that it’s important to write past the “and they lived happily ever after.” I think, especially now, it’s important to show people how two people in love live happily. 

18. Do you have a fic reading/writing routine?

My fic reading routine involves no self-control, no savoring, just me reading a story obsessively, late into the night if necessary, without stopping for food, drinks, or sleep if necessary, to get to the end and then crying that it’s over. 

My fic writing routine is in revision all the time, but it mostly goes: 

I don’t outline generally, and that’s a real weakness of mine. It’s caused my stories to often be much longer than I intend and spin off into random directions (or never get finished). I’m trying to work on this but it’s a hard pattern to break. 

If it’s a WIP, re-reading at least the preceding chapter to get back in the world that I’m writing. If it’s been a while, re-reading the entire thing. 

If it’s a prompt, reading the prompt about thirty thousand times and having at least an idea in mind. 

If it’s a new story, sitting down and getting at least the first few paragraphs that are in my brain out. 

Once I get the first few paragraphs out -- and I always start with the working on the beginning of the story -- I then go through and get down any bits of dialogue that are in my brain. I think dialogue is so important and used to be a real weakness of mine, so I try to make them as realistic as possible and get them out first so I can re-work them the most. 

Then I just sit down and try and force myself to write to a good stopping point. If possible, I try and get everything out in really intense bursts of concentrated time rather than little bits here and there.

Once my chapter is done, I do the following passes/revisions: 

I try and make sure that my writing isn’t boring. I ctrl+f for writing tics I know I have or any words that I feel I’ve overused. I try to make sure people aren’t sighing or breathing out heavily 30x in one chapter. I try and take out unnecessary adjectives or says + adverb descriptions when possible. I’ve recently started looking for and taking out filter words.

I go over all the dialogue. I ask myself: does this sound like how people would actually talk? I steer away from long monologues or exposition dump by dialogue because people very rarely sit and monologue IRL (unless that’s a known character trait of that character). Does this sound like how this person in particular would talk? I often go through and say it out loud to myself. I don’t want a character’s dialogue to simply be a mouthpiece for what I want to say, I want it to be always about the character. 

I check for the pacing of the chapter. Do things move too quickly? Are they moving way too slowly for the sake of the chapter. Am I rushing to hit some random mark and need the chapter to breathe more? Are my transitions too choppy or missing? How can I keep this chapter clicking along? 

Once all these are done, if I’m fortunate enough to have a beta, I send it off and wait for the revisions back!