#finehs

[hanniehq]

so!! anton!! is that space for me!!

[geffenrecords]

mycat is not doing well im just fucking in the fetal position like permanently now.

[finehs]

“I lost my jacket because of you!” Colt pushes off the couch, shrugging out of Jody’s touch.

“Because of me?” Jody stands up, affronted. “You cannot be serious. Because of ME?”

“No wait,” Colt rushes over to her, ducks his head the way he always does whenever Jody refuses to look at him, one set of blue eyes always desperately searching for the other. “That came out wrong.” If there’s one thing Colt will never lose it’s his foot-in-mouth disease. 

[420technoblazeit]

we're about to fidn out why this part of the comic is called murderstuck IM SURE IT'S GONNA BE FINE. IM SURE WE'LL ALL BE FINEH OLD MY HAND

[jaladwolf]

This was originally a wattpad oneshot request from a user named @jm009520, who suggested a Halloween themed oneshot featuring Goldie and Freddy!

"And where do you think you’re going?"

Freddy was currently confronting Goldie, who was in costume to go trick or treating with his friends. However, Freddy being the spoil sponge he is, was trying to prevent him from participating.

"Why should it concern you? It's none of your business."

"Oh I think it is. You know you're not allowed to go out there without Henry's permission."

Goldie crossed his arms in a huff. "The only one I need permission from is myself."

Freddy now confused and rather annoyed, gave him a stern face. "That's not how it works..."

"Well whatever. I'm gonna go trick or treating and there's nothing you can do about it."

As he walked past Freddy, he stuck his tongue at him, which only angered Freddy further. But then, his anger suddenly ceased and a grin suddenly formed on his face. Without warning, he grabbed the golden bear's wrist, pinning it above his head in a way where Goldie's back was facing him.

"Hey- what are you doing? Let me go!"

"Oho no you don't. You're not going anywhere."

"W-what are you talking about-"

Before Goldie could even finish his sentence, he felt a finger poke at his side, causing him to jump. He then felt a pawed hand on his side, a fearful giggle escaping as he tried to pull his wrist out of his grasp.

"Oh no. You can't be serious." He protested, a small whine forming that he quickly attempted (and failed) to disguise. Freddy chuckled as he squeezed Goldie's side a bit, making him squeak.

"F-fred, come on...w-we can talk about this..."

"Hmm... It's a little too late for that."

Freddy started scratching his sides with his claws, occasionally drawing shapes in Goldie's ribs. A flurry of laughter spilling out as Goldie immediately started squirming in an attempt to get out of his grip.

"Pffthehehehahah! H-hey! S-stop that!"

"Already? But I just started. Why should I have to stop?"

He began tracing his hand up and down from his waist to his underarms, causing Goldie to let out a small squeak as he tried to push his hand away with his free hand.

"Nohohahahahaha! Not there!"

"Not your side? Alright then what about... here?

Freddy suddenly moved towards his stomach, fluttering his fingers near his midriff causing Goldie to begin protesting in a giggly panic.

“Freddy- wait no no no no no! Don't you dare-!”

But his protest fell on deaf ears as Freddy began mercilessly scratching at his stomach, drawing shapes in the fur. At this point, Goldie had burst into hysterical laughter, trying to push his hand away to no avail.

"FReHEhEHDYheHEHaHAhA! NAHahO! STOhOHoHOhOP!"

Freddy just chuckled at the gold bear's laughter. He finally let go of his wrist, only to use his hand to squeeze and prod at his sides, making Goldie squeal as he constantly tried to pull out of his hold. He'd never felt so helpless in his life.

"What's the matter? Can't take what you dish out?"

"DOHoNt- Don't tease me!"

“Oh? But why not? You seem to be enjoying it.”

"ShuHUut up!"

Freddy suddenly changed positions, laying Goldie flat on his back on the tile floor, before grabbing his ankles and locking them in his arms. Goldie, knowing what's coming, begin to panic.

“Fred-... wai-waititit a minute-! Please dohohohon't-“

He couldn't even finish his sentence before Freddy started scribbling on the soles of his paws, sending the poor bear in near incoherent laughter, as tears started spilling out from his eyes.

"GAH-HAHA! NOHO-NO MOHOHOHOHORE!

"Hmm... Are you sorry?"

FINEHE! FINE YEHES, I'M SOHOHOHOHORY!

With that, Freddy finally stopped tormenting him. He let go of Gold's ankles as the gold bear stood up trying to catch his breath.

"H-holy crap... you're evil..."

"Oh, that was evil? *a playful smile appears on his face.* “Oh no, I’ll show you evil.”

Goldie couldn’t even process what happened next as he felt Freddy’s arms wrap around his waist as he lifted him off the ground.

“Fr-Freddy wait wait wai-waititit! Do-don’t you do it. Ihihi- I swear to God-”

But it was already too late. Freddy lifted the golden bear up to the point where his stomach was right up to his face. He then inhaled deeply, letting Goldie process what he was about to do.

“No no no no no- ”

Goldie’s attempt to protest was cut off as Freddy blew a huge raspberry above the dent where his navel would be.

“EyAhAHAHAAAHahAhahA! Oh GOhAHAHAd! Freddy NoHO! Mercy!”

He couldn’t even stop the shriek he let out as he desperately tried to push the bear’s snout away. Freddy chuckled as he put him back on the floor as Goldie tried to catch their breath.

“So… about the trick or treating thing... I suppose I could try to convince Henry to let you go.”

Goldie’s eyes lit up when he heard this. “Really?!”

Freddy sighed at the golden bear’s sudden excitement. “On one condition... No. Pranks. Got it?”

Goldie made a small salute. “Understood.”

He then picked up his hat that had fallen on the floor during the whole ordeal and went to get his candy bucket. Freddy just hoped he wouldn't have to drag him back for bad behavior.

Yeah, this isn't as themed as I wanted it to be cause’ I got a bit carried away… but on the bright side at least I had fun with it.

[aparticularbandit]

tagged by @lizhly-writes - i kept trying to find a good spot to stop in my current primary wip and then realized i have a chunk of something else i’ve started and hadn’t posted (actually now i realize i have another one, too.  alas, oh well) - because i felt kind of like cheating using something after.  knowing the game, you know?

game rules: in a new post, share the last line from your current wip, and tag as many people as there are words.

The decade shifts over as Agatha sits and mediates, and Wanda’s pregnancy becomes the whole show.

...do i even know that many writing friends.  maybe?  will they play. idk i’mma tag people and we’ll find out.

tagging: @only-freaking-sunflowers; @our-blood-is-our-ink; @hahnspoetrywrites; @wandakink; @spyridonya; @notoriousjae; @fictionpenned; @misscrazyfangirl321; @agathashcrkness; @butimnotasexyrussian; oh goodness six more uh; @p-taryn-dactyl; @amarajlynn; @little-ray-of-pitch-black; @the-scarlet-witch-22; @finehs; @foxx-queen.

...so many people hi y’all.

....

no tag backs.

[absolutebitchgetter]

Comic Studio is actually terrible

This is a given, to be honest

So basically, a part 2 of “I Fucking Hate Comic Studio.” I tried to clear my name and some pricks call it a sob story. Well jokes on you, sob stories is all what you post. So eat that. In fact, the person I was insulting was a pro shipper. Didn’t even make an apology. Then some fat bastard says “HEY GUYS.. DEEZ SHIPZ ARE ACKUALLY FINEH”

No the FUCK they aren’t! It’s Black Pearl x Pure Vanilla and Pomegranate x Choco Werehound for fuck sake! It’s fucking stupid!

That was all a little plan to protect their little princess Manga who I suspect to be below the age of 13.

Fuck off. You still ship Chocoweregranate or whatever the fuck. Also nobody gives a shit about your emo phase. But anyways. I actually make a good apology and no one except MicrowavedToast (A Real G) even SEES it. I even get compared to a fucking suicide baiter. This post below says enough. Credits to Miknpuft a real G. If you don’t know who the werewolf costume is, it’s a FUCKING SUICIDE BAITER. Me and A FUCKING SUICIDE baiter are the villains. Great. (Have the link https://comic.studio/c/zojirzason)

CyBaby (The name is accurate) made a villain group made of the worst users on comic studio. Whoever was the worst should be THAT bad, right? no, because it’s ME. you can ask anyone who saw the thing. JayStar was there when he didn’t apologise for being a child fiddler. WHAT DID SARAHKOMIK DO? SHE SAID ONE MEAN THING AND THAT WAS THAT!

SINCE WHEN AM I SEXIST? And second of all. I only said mean things because I WAS AGGRAVATED. IT WAS LEGIT RETALIATION. I WOULDNT JUST SAY “EAT THAT YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG” IF I WASNT AGGRAVATED. For fuck sake. You are all being lead to believe by admins and popular users. Comic Studio is doomed unless you snap back to reality. #UnbanAbg

Might make a Part 3.

[purlturtle]

(thank you @aenslem and @finehs for making such beautiful gifsets)

Anne Sexton, from A Self-Portrait in Letters

[bethanyactually]

okay hold up hold up hold up. is the lost city alan's last name canonically CAPRISON?? like ... the beloved-by-kids stab-it-with-a-straw fruit "juice" beverage??

He doesn't have a last name on IMDb or the movie's website, but his name is cited as Alan Caprison in multiple articles about the movie, and it's actually in the title of this one! And I choose to believe that is his name because I like joy.

[strideofpride]

i love reading your hod headcanons so how do you think lemon handled going away to college (i can't remember if she did)

Thank you!! She did! She went to the University of Alabama and was in a sorority. (Seeing all those Bama rush TikToks last summer made me even more terrified of Lemon lol - she’s truly unstoppable if she survived that)

I think she’d do well in the social aspect of it all, she probably became president of her sorority and all that. The only real social challenge for her would be getting by without George and AB, since AB canonically went to Auburn and while it’s not definitively said 100%, I think it’s likely George did too given his legacy status. He certainly didn’t go to Bama, we know that much. I imagine though there were lots of road trips, especially on George’s part, and I would assume they’d have spent all their school breaks together.

However, I do think it’d be difficult for her in that she’d constantly be feeling guilty over leaving Magnolia behind in Bluebell, constantly worrying that Magnolia thinks she abandoned her just like her mother did to them. I could so see Lemon heading down to Bluebell every other weekend just to check in.

So as much as it saddens me to think, I don’t think Lemon ever intellectually got to live up to her full potential. She’s so so bright but she never even got to have a real job until she was 30. She was on this housewife path of father’s house to sorority house to husband’s house, and then you add in her time in college that was probably split between leading her sorority, a long distance relationship with George, and helping raise Magnolia, and she probably didn’t have too much left to give for academia.

Which is such a shame, cause Lemon has that Blair Waldorf/Paris Gellar ruthless student quality, but she probably never got to see it to it’s full potential. Like Lemon could’ve been like Ruby Jeffries if she wanted to. And I think she’s ultimately very satisfied running Fancie’s, but I do think she could’ve found a dream career much sooner had things turned out differently.

[bocchithelewd]

Bocchi's eyes widened as she felt the splatter of upchuck hit her shoulder, some flecks of it landing onto her face. It was such a bizarre experience that she blanked for a moment as she was trying to comprehend what had happened. She wasn't used to other people touching her, much less...well, throwing up on her! Normally she'd spazz out and try to roll away from this situation as quickly as possible!...but she couldnt, and not just because she was functionally immobile. Riko was a good friend to her now...and one of her few friends. Bocchi also couldn't sit and predtend like she wasn't used to this in some level. She had eaten herself to being painfull stuffed before and it was always hard keeping food down. It'd be wrong of her to judge her friend for something she herself did quite often. "N-Noh, ...*huff*... no ...*burRRPPpp*... itsh ...*ehhmm*... f-fineh. Dehsheh thingsh ...*HRRPPphh*... h-happen. ...*aaahhh*... It'll prohbahbly h-happen ah loht'sh m-mohreh ...*urrrPPhhh*... shoon enough. ...*HRRPPphh*." Her reassurance to the overstuffed blob was perhaps blunted by her jowly face trying as hard as it could to speak...it was hard work, and made her work up quite the sweat! "I-If you ...*gasp*... want, w-weh cahn ...*uhhhmm*... waiht'sh ...*blurrRRPPP*... ah ...*BBBRRRpp*... bit'sh behfohreh ...*wheeze*... eh-eahtihn' deh resht'sh" She said, seeing that they were close to their limit. It was interesting to note that she just wanted to buy time for them to digest their food and bit, and yet not to give up on eating all together.

"I-If I could ask... Bocchi-san a question? I can relate to you because I also consider myself somewhat of an introvert outside of my own interests... Do you also, um... struggle with your weight? I can't help but find food easy to fall back on more often than not..."

"E-eh thats...I suppose I do have an obligation to answer this if...uh...well you are like me" She blushes and looked down, her doughy body self-evident and pushing against her track suit. "I...do. I don't really move around that much and if I'm really nervous or scared then bingeing a lot of junk food helps" Her face turned scarlet red as she admitted that, the poor girl stifling a belch before she continued "I-Its great for those things...but I do have a habit of outgrowing clothes and...ch-chairs because of it. On account of uh...my weight skyrocketing..."

[finehs]

“How do you think they’re going to feel when they find out you’re cosplaying as a minimum wage worker?”

“I don’t know.”

“I just don’t want to see you get hurt.” The again remains unspoken.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

marry me

lionowlonao3: i'd say if you think you might like it, give it a go? you can always stop watching if you really aren't enjoying it, but if you don't watch it you'll never know?

this is an excellent point. i so rarely nope out of movies that i genuinely sometimes forget you can just...try them. thanks!

finehs: Jlo is the best part of the movie. I have no feelings about OW but it's definitely Lopez that makes the movie work. If you're watching because of her I'd say go for it.

i WILL be watching for her so this is helpful, thank you. :D

[mazqueen]

heyyyyyy, hope life is going well! ❤️

rip my tumblr, i haven’t logged in here in ages and i’m only seeing this now laksjlkajsfaf two months later i’m replying anyway, i’m okay, all things considered. missing jetra, your last fic destroyed me but then you knowww i mean. what’s new 😭😭😭 how are youuu? i hope you’re doing good!!

[carmen-berzattos]

nah the military propaganda/pro usa stuff was discussed™️ after S2 in the fandom but it's mostly an ignored fact that odaat has military consultants on the show. it's the biggest yikes for me.

Ah! I binged the first two seasons shortly before the third one, so I must have missed that Discourse. It’s always grated on my nerves how uncritical the show is of the U.S. military. The unflinching belief that Pen’s participation in post-911 wars that have wrought so much destruction and planted seeds of conflict that utterly demolished the region was the Right and American thing to do made watching the show so hard sometimes. It is such big yikes, I think, that the show often feels the need to reassert some of the most problematic American ideals to appeal to the idea that immigrants are unflinching patriots. 

[b0bbynash]

happy birthday!

thank you dani!!!