#fine i will do it myself

[diabolichare]

I'm in gay robots hell

Caution: mechpreg, clank clank and abortion mentioned. Slight OOC bc I haven't watched the show yet but the fandom is eating me alive.

Man, I do love masculine robots with a rivalry that lasted for untold numbers of years, tension so high they might as well be sexual.

I'm pretty sure during their various meetups, Heavy Iron and Black Hook have to bang at some points. They got so used to each other's fighting styles, how their bodies move, and how metal would bend under one grip—one of them will give in to the impulsive thought and boom, walk of shame. It's enemies to lovers, meet ugly, found family (for Black crew, but don't worry, Heavy Iron Jun is coming for you). And my all-time favorite:

✨Mechpreg✨

I saw a Wild Guardy x Blue Cop comic by @pospoets, and hell, the way they draw the baby just stays in my head. Those wiggling little globs are so adorable! Anyway, back to old men yaoi. If this were to happen, I think Black Hook should be the carrier since he got people to help with, and his alt mode is basically a home anyway. Heavy Iron, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure before the power of friendship got to him, he would remove the baby since it's an inconvenience to his plan, and also how's he going to keep it if he has nobody + also an outlaw? Baby will probably end up with Black Hook either way. If this happened after the fall of Machina, then it would be the first generation after how long? Since in S2 Muraka met the cardbots 4000 years ago, which means the planet could have been dead for even longer, so there's the hope for reviving their species, even if the baby came from the most unexpected sources.

I'm channeling all of my knowledge on robot pregnancy rn (thank you, Transformers). From the show, it implied that cardbots are created from the planet itself; Machina contain Machinasium, which makes up metal cardbots hearts. I think it would be rare to actually see a carrier bot. Why spend an entire year suffering, not to mention the expenses during the gestation period, when one can just go and grab a baby fresh off a hotspot.

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It'd started with Blue Cop mentioning how Black Hook has been raiding energy more often (with his size, I don't think Edo's shop will be able to satisfy him, so sometimes he went to leech off other places in the city). Jun didn't think much of it, just told him not to take too much. And he sleeps more, conked out at exactly 9pm, probably his age catching up.

This went on for a couple of months until both Buffalo Crush and Buster Gallon requested help because their captain just dropped in the middle of talking and he's not waking up!

With the help of Mega Trucker and Dexter, they rushed him to Mega Ambler, who gave him a scan and concluded that he passed out from hunger. Which makes no sense because Buster Gallon confirmed he just ate a few hours ago. While they were talking, Black Hook woke up.

Next

[zombislut]

AHH

WE NEED MORE AXL HECK X READER FROM THE MIDDLE

[thisshrimpisfryingrice]

Thinking about making an ship oc all day and when I looked up “ ship oc “ for references all I get are couples of various species but not a single fucking vessel

[ideologyofone]

I’m sorry but I will truly never get over Ekko who lost his mentor and all his friends at a young age, then spent the rest of his childhood building a beautiful and strong community that helped get shimmer addicts off the streets and give them a new life that thrived off of trust, respect, and loyalty while slowly watching the girl he loves lose herself to her psyche and become an unhinged suicidal terrorist who he is unable to save despite repeated attempts at it. And THEN gets booted into an alternate reality where he learns he could have had EVERYTHING, the beautiful and thriving community, the education, his family, and the girl he loves and he heartbreakingly leaves it all behind because he knows he doesn’t belong there and he has to go back to save his people which he DOES multiple times at great risk despite knowing what overextending his z-drive could do only to end up completely alone in the end. The most selfless character in the entire series. That’s my boy savior.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[captainrufflebanger]

I couldn't find the original post so I redrew it from memory for myself and anyone who needs to hear this

Very important message for LGBTQIA+ Americans today:

We gonna get through the next 4 years out of spite if nothing else ❤️

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

whens megatron coming back

[hinamie]

10 years later

[ethosiab]

beating artblocks ass with a more steampunk-y tango

[dreamyblanket]

Yearning from the nothing dimension [rambling in tags ^^]

[nadiajustbe]

One of my favorite parts about the writing of Howl's Moving Castle is how easy it is to write off all the things from our world at first as him just being a weird wizard™ (also thanks to bestie @jutenium for spotting this I wouldn't put it like that without you!!/pos). Sure, Sophie uses weird descriptions, but readers have every reason to believe them because of the way Howl is presented as a character. When Sophie says he wrote with a quill that doesn't need an ink, you wouldn't think it was actually a ballpoint pen, you would think Howl had just enchanted his quill so that it wouldn't need ink! When she adds that she can't make out a single word, you think he has matchingly terrible handwriting, but in fact Sophie has simply never seen a pen writing. When she sees the mysterious labels on his books, you think he's keeping a lot of obscure magical literature, but it's really just an encyclopedia and a guide like "Top 10 Rugby Tips." When Sophie notices the bottles in Howl's bathtub, you think they're some kind of magical jars where he keeps girl's hearts, but I'm almost certain that they're just 'Dove' and 'Head and Shoulders' that he's enhanced with his spells and put silly labels on. When you read Calicifer singing a song in a language Sophie doesn't understand, you think it's some kind of ancient cipher or code, but it's actually just a rugby song in Welsh that Howl sings when he's drunk. And finally, when you see the terrifying black door, which is completely shrouded in darkness, you imagine a passage to an eerie, mythical place, similar to what Miyazaki showed us - but it's just fucking Wales.

[soyochii]

Quick doodles before I evaporate.

[lurking-loaf]

It's essential to teach them color theory when they're young so they understand how to mix colors. How else will you get art that's good enough for the fridge?

Day 6 of DCA Promptober - hues plus bonus animation of Sun imitating the Mac's wait cursor aka the Spinning Beach Ball of Doom

[hangingonyourwords]

Joshua Jackson for Numéro Netherlands

[pyr0frnzy]

Usopp nooo you got burnt i guess now i gotta lather this sunscreen all over your back…sigh…c’mere…..

[retquits]

i just want to say that it feels weird to post art or about my silly little video games while my rights as a human being are actively being revoked - but i do believe in balance, and i do believe in the value and the joy and the celebration of the arts. and so help me god that will not be taken from me