#finch the yapper

[finchesslingshott]

AH YES THE LONG-AWAITED GREAT GATSBY CAST ALBUM NOTES FROM FINCH READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

roarin’ on - 10/10

this song has literally been on loop since it first came out

has zero right to be this much of a banger

lives in my head rent free

oh nick carraway the man you are

“tonight lets misbehaaaaaave” scratches my brain in just the right way

WHERES THE PARTY AND CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE ANDDD WHEN THE PARTYS OVER CAN YOU FIND ANOTHER PARTY SOMEWHEREEEE

harmonies my beloved

“turns out: manhattan is expensive!” nick carraway laugh line era is so good

“with his arms spread to the SKYYYYYYYYY” oh i love tenors so much

nick’s speaking voice is so silly i love it he’s just a little guy

the ensembles little “oh oh oh oh”s make me so happy

ORCHESTRA MARRY ME

NICKS TENOR RANGE GOOD GRAVY IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME

absolute rose - 7.5/10

the ukulele goes crazy

jordan’s dialogue is so silly what a woman

DAISYS LITTLE GIGGLE IM GONNA DIE

ew tom i visibly frowned

ORCHESTRA I LOVE YOU

tom no one likes you shut your face

oh daisy’s voice what a woman

new money - 8.7/10

OK GET IT THIS BEAT IS SO GOOD WHAT THE HECK

samantha pauly i love you

AAA CHROMATIC SCALE MY EYES ACTUALLY WIDENED

its almost like 80s core as well as having that 20s swing and i love it

WOLFSHEIM!!!! HEY POOKS (my favorite minor character he doesnt get talked about enough)

“who’s the teahcer?” “thats nick carraway”

the rumors section oh my goodness i literally cant ensemble i literally love you

“do you believe thay about mr gatsby?” “WHAAT?”

oh jordan your speaking voice dear

JORDANNNN

for her - 9.5/10

ITS OUR BOY LADS OH MY GOSH

oh orchestra oh lyrics oh jeremy

“daisyyyy” IM CRYING

the smooth switches between falsetto and full chest voice just adds to the emotion

ORCHESTRAAAAAA

OH ITS THE PART FROM TIKTOK

ok enunciation and emotion get it jeremy

LITERALLY IN ACTUAL TEARS OH MY WORD JEREMY

oh strings you and your tremolo are killing me over here

“now she has TOOOOO KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW ITS ALLLL FOR HERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

valley of ashes - 7.5/10

this beat is so cool oh my gosh 

who is this singing??? i cant tell??? 

OHHHH ITS THAT GUY HEY WILSON

talking to the billboard of the doctors eyes is actually a detail i had headcanoned when i originally read the book and this is actually making me so happy

oh wilson and his wife (whos name i forgot)

“youve got the eyes of God / if God needed glasses”

that was actually so cool what

way too short

second-hand suit - 8.7/10

im loving the ukulele content in this musical 100/10

this role is so clarisse la rue from the lightning thief and i love it

the mood and beat change when she starts talking about tom is insane

the drum beat is so cool what

i cant remember her name for the life of me what is wrong with me

I LOVE THIS OMW NEW DREAM ROLE

for better or worse - 9.5/10

oh no oboe (?) solo i know im gonna start crying 

“and to learn that my soldier has returned / its both a blessing and a curse / is it for better or for worse?”

literally just texted my voice teacher demanding (/j) to work on this song 

“and not to thinkkk about the PAAAAAAST”

oh my gosh wow hold on crying what the flip

somehow “once upon a december” coded

OH OH OH OH NO OH NO

i think my soul just left my body

the met - 8.5/10

AWESOME BASS LINE I’M ALREADY SOLD

MYRTLE THATS HER NAME DEAR GOODNESS I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE MIRIAM OR MARY OR SMTH 

woah mr mckees voice makes him more creepy than he alr was in the book

“i need a dose of culture / and i need a cigarette”

“in the bedroom lighting i’m an eight” is literally insane

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON IN THIS SONG

myrtle’s sister ranking different people is literally so crazy calling gatsby a 5 when he’s literally JEREMY FLIPPING JORDAN

katherine’s myrtle’s sister’s name right???? i’m not crazy???

oh nick carraway you and your internal monologue

myrtle and tom’s fight is literally crazy “dAisY dAIsY dAisY” (SMACK)

nick straight up calling tom an asshole is so crazy i love him for it tbh

OH FUNKY BASS LINE MARRY ME

“yes… please connect me with mr. j. gatsby.” BUHM

this was one of my fav scenes in the book and they portrayed it beautifully i’m literally in love

only tea - 9/10

i love a good jeremy jordan meltdown song

“i am not okay.” me too jeremy its ok pookie

“old sport” HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING I’M GONNA START CRYING

ok the beat yes oh my gosh the goofy little trumpet slides and ukulele my beloved

“i’m gonna walk into the ocean” jay gatsby stop making me kin you

ok ensemble vocals get it

the voice crack on “cASUal” im in love

his voice cracks in general what a man

poor nick man 

i think jeremy’s playing jay to be bipolar and i’m here for it /hj

green light - 10/10

hoooooo boy ok here we go

this is one of the ones i still havent listened to even though it was released early

the falsetto jeremy you’re killing me here

calling her “daisy faye” instead of “daisy buchanan” is so symbolic of him like seeing her as his instead of legally tom’s

oh eva noblezada what a woman you are

the mood/orchestral change when daisy started singing i’m dead

OH THEYRE SINGING TOGETHER IM GONNA DIE

oh theyre definitely kissing why else would they have this random orchestral break thats somehow so similar to “something to believe in” from newsies

the emotion in their voices urhgjgdjdjdjfjfdjdksoaoeokgkf

the harmoniesss

ooh bet theyre kissing again

THE FINAL NOTE OH MY GOSH

the next “something to believe in” i fear

shady - 7.5/10

UH OH IM EXCITED

MORE WOLFSHEIM CONTENT???

his voice is so cool

he’s so tevye coded i cant even explain how or why but he is

AAAAAAAAA DOUBLE BASS I COULD CRY

this instrumental is killing me goodness gravy

“everybodys a little bit shady / the world keeps spinning if you grease the wheel” goes hard

ensemble vocals go harddddd

better hold tight - 8.7/10

more standup bass i could die

“i think i see the stars aligning / or my standards are my declining”

NICK AND HIS VIBRATO I’M SCREAMING

“what you did might be taboo / but i like that look on you” 

i need my next (if any) boyfriend to be a tenor so he can sing this with me

SCREAMING I LOVE THEM

past catching up to me - 9.5/10

oh jerjor your precious little voice can you marry me yet

“she kissed me and swore she’d never stray / then the world got in the way”

this is the new tenor song along with santa fe and great expectations

GET IT DRUMS WOO GO ORCHESTRA

THE KEY CHANGE. OH MY GOSH.

HAD NO RIGHT HITTING ME WITH A C5 (?) JEREMY POOKIE WHAT

ENSEMBLE VOCALS JUST ADD TO IT ALDKGKFKSKSKRKFKDSA

la dee dah with you - 8.5/10

ok just from the orchestral stuff its alr a banger

this is the big tap number right????

whos singing??? this isnt jordan??? is this just an nyc girl from annie type situation?

i’m confused but its a banger so i dont care

oh im so sure the choreo is so impossibly good

YES THE TAPS LETS FLIPPING GO AKDKFLFLSLERLGLDLSKA

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

yep this is it this is what i wanna do with my life

the ensemble hootin and hollerin just adds to it

TOO SHORT.

go - 8.7/10

YAY ANOTHER MENTAL BREAKDOWN SONG!

somehow violet beaudelaire x quigley quagmire core if you know what i mean

“if we wait until we’re ready we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives” core

them <333333333

ew tom spoke i hate him

“i love you lets go / before i change my mind”

these harmonies ugh

ORCHESTRA ILY

too short again

made to last - 9/10

is this tom?? i cant tell?????

OH IT IS LETS GO

OH MY GOSH ITS THE GATSBY TOM FIGHT LETS FLIPPING GO

i really wanna see how this is staged…

OK SMOOTH KEY CHANGE

the conflicting vocal parts in the argument im gonna actually die

tom desperately trying to win me over with his vocal parts

oh its so “nonstop” coded im gonna actually die

for better or worse (reprise) - 7.5/10

its my pookies oml

oh samantha pauly your voice

they better kiss

TOO SHORT

one-way road - 9/10

MYRTLE??? OH MY GOSH???

“WATCH THE ROAD ASSHOLE”

“wait what if i become her?”

the callbacks to second hand suit make me happy

yeah no this is my role i’ve claimed it now

i swear the amount of mental breakdown songs in this music i live for it

YES MYRTLE POP OFF

God sees everything - 8.7/10

lets go george pop off king

TOO SHORT WHAT THE FLIP

for her (reprise) - 8/10

YES CELLO YEA STRINGS AAAAAAAAAAAA

can someone love me like jay gatsby loves daisy buchanan

new money (reprise) - 8.3/10

ugh this beat kills me every time i cant even

DSGLAFJKLDSKLD ENSEMBLE I LOVE YOU

my fav reprise by far oh my GOSH

dying dead

TOO SHORT WTFFFF

beautiful little fool - 9/10

prepared to cry alr oh gosh

the whispery quality of her voice rn i’m gonna die eva pls

“It’s a girl the nurse said / and i broke, and i broke”

the piano instrumental killing me jeeeeeeez

“the best thing a girl can be in this world is a beautiful little fool” line taken STRAIGHT from the book and it KILLS me every single time i read it sdjadljksdljafdshlsdfjakdshdfask

oh eva noblezada your VOICE

OHHH THE CALLBACK TO ABSOLUTE ROSE I’M DEAD

ORCHESTRA MARRY ME HODSJGKSLAFKDGLJFADKSGLFAKDHGSLJFADHGS

texting my voice teacher rn

finale: roaring on - 9.5/10

YAY NICK HEY POOKS YOU EAT UP THAT MONOLOGUE KING

this is partially taken from the book uihsialfdjsghkfljdg i’m gonna cry

“I can still see gatsby / standing in silhouette” ok homo /pos

YES TENOR NOTE MY BELOVED

“with infinite hope / that made him fool enough to try / that light across the water was always out of reach / so why do we (x3) keep reaching”

OOOO BEAT CHANGE KILLING ME

YAY ROARING ON ODGJSHOAPLSFJDKGSHDLJFADHSGJJLFAD

DIRECT QUOTES FROM THE BOOK HOLY CRAPPPPPPP

WHERES THE PARTY AND CAN YOU TAKE ME THERRREEEEE-

genuinely in tears oh my GOSH

IN CONCLUSION

SURPRISINGLY cohesive to the book which made me so happy - the direct quotes had me SCREAMINGGGGG

phenomenal cast literally would die to breathe the same air as any of them

dream role is myrtle she sounds like a soprano belter sorry i don’t make the rules

JEREMY. FREAKING. JORDAN.

ORCHESTRA. ENSEMBLE. I LOVE YOU.

[spot-conlons-pimp-cane]

i have been watching this video on loop for an hour and I have a few thoughts

the outfits (every one of them looks like they are going to a different place)

jacob laughing as soon as Tommy starts singing

tommy saying "I'm like no not really" Jacob just goes like 'alr wtv'

their dancing after shouting out the trumpet player

the body roll thing tommy does, then jacob joining in

side note: Iain's hat is amazing and I am looking for one on Amazon rn ngl

[razyart]

Bark bark

[yinora-evergreen]

i’ve been thinking about this for days but omg jenny green x fem reader with jealous jenny

i think she’d deffo be the type to get jealous but not want to admit it but u can always tell bc she becomes the most passive aggressive woman on earth idk im just lowk insane about jenny it’s bad 😭😭 (I don’t have like any scenario ideas so u can feel free to go nuts on that)

a/n: she'd be so offhand, i can just see it happen! this is kinda short, but i hope you like it nontheless <3

pairing: jealous! Jenny Green x fem!reader

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Jenny was just cleaning a few tables in the front of the butcher shop, and you were talking her ear off about this and that.

she enjoyed moments like these, where she could still do her job or whatever else she wanted, while you got to talk about everything and anything.

its just this cute thing between you two, the typical yapper x listener trope, which you both enjoyed a lot.

atleast, usually.

however, ofcourse, to Jenny, something has to ruin the moment.

and that something, is Esther Finch.

she waltzes in, puffing smoke everywhere.

"well, hello there darling, its been a while since ive seen you here" she laughs, and it makes Jenny clench her hand tighter around the wet rag in her hand.

"yes, well, ive been sick for a week or two, but luckily im better now, so i get to keep Jenny company again!" you say excitedly, seeing no harm in conversing with the woman.

"the store is closed" Jenny grumbles at Esther, giving her a subtle glare. Jenny doesn't want to ruin your mood, but she also doesn't want Esther to get your attention.

"right, but i just thought i'd-" "no, get out" Jenny cuts her off, with a sarcastic smile, she gestures at the door.

you pretend to be oblivious, smiling kindly at Esther and waving her off as she leaves, but ofcourse, you know your girlfriend better than that.

the moment Esther is gone, Jenny lets out a sigh, and you get off the table you were sitting on, and hug her from behind, making her breath hitch.

"you know you don't have to be so jealous of Esther, she's not exactly my type..." you murmur softly.

"yeah, i know, i'll try not to next time" Jenny responds with a sigh.

[irladagio]

OC Post #2 (let’s go!!!)

I don’t think there are any triggers but I would still proceed with caution! And if there are let me know so I can edit this!

General Info

Name - Katja Petrova

Age - 24

Birthday - April 7th

Zodiac Sign - Aries

Race/Ethnicity - Russian/German/Ukrainian American (she was not born America rather taken to America) 

Country of Origin - Germany

Gender: Cis Female

Sexuality: Queer she doesn’t really lean into labels

Job - Co Captain of JD and to Captain Finch 

Non-magic user 🏹

Appearance 

Eye color - Green

Hairstyle - it will change, but for now it’s in a wavy ponytail 

Hair color - orangey ginger

Body type - muscular ! Very fit, I guess what would be considered a rectangle build

Height - 5’5 very close to 5’6

Weight - 135lbs

Clothing style - literally whatever she can get her hands on, but she walks around the house with a sports bra and sweatpants that probably need a good wash.

Other features - a tattoo of a word “Attentäterin” with four small stars next to it

Personality

Overall - energetic, quite impulsive, but intelligent and overall a pretty confident and independent person.

Positive Traits

Confident

Independent 

Smart

Pretty supportive

Energetic, really good at bringing the energy where it’s needed

Strong (mind and body)

Good friend, supportive (her advice giving could use some work though)

Aggressive (sometimes when needed)

Negative Traits

Independent (sometimes takes it too far leading to not accepting help)

Stubborn (continuing on, she thinks she knows what’s best for herself even if it’s not)

Aggressive (sometimes at the wrong time)

Her energy can be a bit overbearing, if it’s not the right mood for it

Moody (but this is everyone)

Secretive about her trauma and pain

Her confidence can get a bit cocky at times, which usually leads to a lot of lost bets (and money >_<) 

Has a thing about distrust with men (it’s gotten better since she’s joined the JR and met dream and finch)

Likes

Archery

Improving her skills in arsenal

Video Games mostly stardew valley, legend of Zelda, or Mario games

Watching Reality TV and Romance Movies

Working out

Spending time with friends/family

Salty foods

Challenging Ink

Hanging out with Finch

Listening to Ash’s stories

Talking. Oh yeah she’s a yapper fs 

Dislikes

Ink just a little bit (or a lot a bit)

Spicy food

Seafood

Super hot weather

History class 

School memories 

Pepsi or Dr Pepper

Sword fighting

Not talking

Health

Mental Health: pretty good, has her ups and downs but overall fit enough to hold her position as co captain.

Physical Health: she buff 💪🏽 has a six pack (I assume most in the JD would), but also eats healthy with the occasional snack days and exercises regularly so I consider that to be good physical health 

Phobias: being silenced, also moose for some reason 🧐

Hygiene: decent, does what needs to be done

Relationship Status: Single (currently not looking for love)

Education: High School Diploma

Family Issues: a whole lot 

Religious Views: grew up catholic but she didn’t really connect with it so a little religious but not really

note: by the time I finish making all the main characters posts, I’ll start writing chapter one. I just want to have everything straight and organized. It’ll be out no later than summer of 2025.

[lisianthoma]

y'know what ya said about anti flying around to annoy them and dark ends up hurting him?? maybe that?? (you dont have to oops)

ouofor those unaware, this is a housepet au, where mark egos are dogs(dark a Chihuahua) and jack egos are birds(anti a finch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Anti was watching from the trees, looking for someone to annoy. When he saw Dark come his way, he chirped very quietly, and fluttered down, proceeding to fly circles around Dark."Anti. Please stop." Dark murmured, trying to keep calm."An' who said I gotta? Good-fer-nothin' Chihuahua?" Anti taunted, continuing to fly around Dark.Dark was fed up with it, and lunged at Anti's wing, nipping it and causing the finch to thud to the ground with a screech. Dark quickly backed up, not expecting that."Oowww...." Anti chirped from the ground, dizzy. "That stings quite the bit, ya lil yapper.""Anti...I apologise. I didn't expect to hit.""Yer fine, I'll make it. Henrik'll help me out.""...if you say so." Dark walked away, looking back at Anti as he left.

[finchesslingshott]

which unfortunate soul is gonna read the first 4 (?) chapters of the first book of this fantasy series i've been trying to write since sixth grade and actually yell at me to fix shit + finish this poor story (pls pls pls pls pls someone pls)