#finally somebody who gets me

[faggotwalkwithme]

HENRY WOTTON? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING HENRY WOTTON GOD DAMN FOOL IDIOT IDEA COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING HENRY WOTTON

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT HENRY WOTTON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP OPINIONS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said henry wotton is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with henry wotton speaking one word in book on paper not only will i close the book i will lose my place in it out of spite and have to reread the entire thing again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is awful but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of exploitation and wanted more version ill go ham

BETTER have had a painting make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateHenryWotton

chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his dumb jewles and I lost it

where the fuck is henry wotton if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch wotton and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hypervenlattiing at this point

i hope theres a date given for when wotton died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if untrue opinions

i love you

[loupettes]

thinking about how these two conversations happened only hours apart :(

[tartagliatum]

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[gg-ladybug]

Love the idea of people in-universe just knowing that Movie!Gabriel is into some sketchy shit (or at least some sketchy circles) but they do absolutely nothing about it

Because hey— he just happens to frequent the most criminal filled arrondissement in all of Paris. It’s not his fault his favourite shortcut is in a bad area. It’s not his fault he bought some protection with his heaps of money, now is it? (Because how else is he getting out unscathed each time)

“But how do you know it’s a bad area?” I hear you ask

IT’S LITERALLY CALLED ‘NAUGHTY STREET’

“Nathalie, clear my schedule, I’ve got to go visit a contact who’s artefact dealership is on Naughty Street. Yes, the lawless alley that miscreants run entirely since the police can’t go near it. Yes, the one with a prison nearby. Yes, it’s the one filled with all of Paris’ villains, keep up?”

(The police aren’t all that shocked when he fell into villainy, because he’s been on their radar for YEARS since he started showing up around there)

[hirookouji]

so i think kuroo and daishou would get into trouble during college and i think would end up like this

[id in alt]

[bonetrousledbones]

juist submitted my last final project for the semester

[knightofleo]

[jakeperalta]

happy friday to everyone except my coworker who asked if I could help with a couple of things and then dumped a mountain of work on me with less than 1.5 hours left of the week 🙃

[pyrriax]

hi tumblr im pyrr pyrriax and im in my trimonthly artist arc, lord help me and all the projects that are currently sitting in my drafts while i am lured in by the siren song of drawing

[weareuniqueandimportant]

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[anaalnathrakhs]

people won't fucking FORGET me i can't handle this anymore there's always a friend who wants to go someplace a friend who needs someone to go to the store with a friend who hasn't seen me in a while who wants to hangout, and i can't let those friendships decay i just can't i can't be this kind of asshole again, but it feels so shit it feels like i can't fucking relax cuz there's always something tomorrow something next week and something to do at school between classes and holy SHIT leave me ALONE please fucking stop talking to me i just want to relax and do things i enjoy.

[lingering-sunrise]

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[sunbedo]

Hey guys. gay rights

[fridgedeeznuts]

thinking abt this video im watching between two artists chatting and how at some point the painting part of painting becomes the easiest part of painting, and most of the work is actually about the preparation of the piece, and anything else that is more work during the piece is shit that u forgot to cover in ur prep work,,,,

[quirkle2]

so like, aw man, this is not what you asked for but AVSNAVDJSVDA so you mentioned a theoretical timeline in which wars does have to go back to his era and has to live on his own in an era that hates him, and I still think abt that sometimes because I’m a sucker for angst. but because I’m an even BIGGER sucker for hurt/comfort, I still hold on in my heart that somehow, SOMEWAY, in that theoretical timeline, legend would not take no for an answer, and— being as stubborn as he is— somehow through magic and the spite and willpower of demanding a happy ending, manage to find wars down the line anyway.

If anyone could do it, it would probably be legend, honestly. Drag chboy back into comfort and safety and the arms of someone who loves him no matter what other people say or do. And honestly, Legend’s earned it. They both have. I know ranch au exists but the idea of both theoretical ends being soft because they just love each other That Much is one that warms me heart.

while it makes me sad that they're not All together, i personally love this idea to bits and i think legend would absolutely be the one to flip off fate and tell it to go fuck itself. the narrative of that is so heartwarming ??

he's done nothing but save the world since he was nine at the request of beings he'll never be able to truly comprehend. he's been beaten and bloodied out of necessity and he's been starved bc nine year olds that come from orchards r not taught how to hunt. the world forced him—a little kid—to destroy himself for it, and he never had any say in the matter. and eventually, he gave up trying to find a hole in the agreement or a promise of freedom between the lines. it's for the safety and security of the kingdom, after all

he never valued himself enough to try harder to escape it. but warriors? he loves wars more than anything. he'd Do anything for the guy. and when legend realizes that wars is prolly gonna get sucked back into his own shitty era, filled with shitty people who routinely bite the hands that feed them, legend felt So much dread at that thought.

warriors deserves better. warriors deserves So much better than that. and thanks to wars, legend now believes that he himself deserves better than this—ripped away from his partner as thanks for keeping humanity alive. he's in a better spot mentally, and now that he truly has smth to fight for that's not just an assigned task by a goddess, he's pretty much unstoppable

it could go two ways—either legend goes to wars' era and lives w him, or he takes wars backs to his own. since wars is in genuine danger of people attacking him in his era, once they have their tearful reunion, they prolly go back to legend's time If they were able. legend might have enough power to make two warps (wow! convenient!)

i rly love the idea of them leaving legend's current house to ravio, and they move to find a bigger space to settle down. they 100% buy a nice home on a more peaceful side of the kingdom and they live in the same space and breathe the same air and they have Never been happier. legend starts a garden and teaches wars how to care for plants n shit. wars becomes an author like he always wanted. they already have enough money to retire cuz bein a hero is a very lucrative business, so their house is Nice and they never go hungry and also they get a dog . i said so.

the end. they live like an old married couple . i Said so

[cosmicdenro]

hope u guys don't mind me being a little queer sometimes and talking to myself in the tags, it helps clear my head since people can filter out rant posts easily