#finally realized I could tag them 'NOT incorrect' XD

[victorluvsalice]

Valicer (Mostly) Not-Incorrect Quotes, Sleepytime Edition

Victor: Whenever Alice, Smiler, and I sleep in the same bed together, Alice and Smiler always insist that I sleep in the middle, between them. 

Victor: [smiling and hugging himself] It’s really quite sweet, honestly. It makes me feel very loved.

[smash cut to:]

Alice: If we let him sleep on the side he steals all of the covers.

Smiler: ALL of them.

Alice: Even if he’s little spoon, somehow.

Smiler: The man has never known warmth and he’s determined to make it all our problems.

--

Victor & Alice: [dozing in bed around 8 AMish]

Smiler: [bouncing in and throwing open the curtains to let in the sunlight] Good moooooorning~! Wakey wakey!

Alice: [groaning and hiding under the covers] No. No wake.

Victor: [squinting and covering his eyes] Smiler, come on, it’s way too early for this.

Smiler: [leaning over him and giving him a tickle through the covers] You’re missing prime breakfast time! Come on, up and at ‘em, we’ll make pancakes.

Alice: [still under the covers] Not enough cake for me to be tempted.

Smiler: They don’t have to be healthy pancakes. [tickles Victor again] Come on, I know you actually slept last night, so no excuses.

Victor: [swatting Smiler’s hand, or at least trying to] Oh God, why do I let you fuck me?

Smiler: [pauses as they reach to uncover Alice, staring at Victor]

Alice: [pokes her head out] Did -- did you just actually say the --

Victor: [realizing he just gave them ammunition to tease him about what it takes for him to say “fuck,” scrambling out of bed] Pancakes, right, let me just use the toilet --

--

Smiler: [wakes up in the middle of the night, smiles as they see Victor with his arms wrapped around them]

Smiler: [realizes they actually have to use the bathroom and goes to get up]

Victor: Mmmmm. . . [tightens his grip without waking up]

Smiler: [frustrated noise, attempts to wriggle free]

Victor: [whines and snuggles in closer]

Smiler: [freezes, not actually wanting to wake Victor]

Victor: [mumbles, then settles in again with his head on Smiler’s lap]

Alice: [stirs on the other side of the bed, peeks up over Victor to see what’s going on]

Smiler: [well and truly trapped] help

--

Victor, Alice, & Smiler: [all cuddled up in bed together, just on the verge of falling asleep]

[prrrrrfft]

Alice: . . .anyone want to own up to that?

Victor & Smiler: No.

--

(And now for one that, while not really “incorrect,” does have a distinct inspiration -- the very first “Foxes In Love” comic)

Alice: [stirs awake and sits up]

Alice: [turns to look at Victor, still sleeping, snuggled between her and Smiler]

Alice: [extremely fond look, runs her fingers through Victor’s hair, getting a happy noise]

Smiler: [wakes up and props themselves up on an elbow]

Smiler: [gazes at the sleeping Victor as well]

Smiler: [glances up and shares a warm smile with Alice]

Smiler: . . . [leans down and licks Victor’s ear]

Victor: [jolts awake both from the lick and Alice cracking up laughing]

[morifinwes]

Lauraa I finished all the fics, apart from decay (currently reading that now) and I love it sm! Especially the lip gloss one lmao the whole thing was so hilarious to me XD but also like the concept of lwj wearing lipgloss is >>> -yibobibo

@yibobibo then i'm going to rec you some more!! the lip gloss one was !!!!! ajsksks yes!! lwj wearing lipgloss is just so!! good!!

modern

this one is the painful one i talked about:

visitations by var_abelasan (12K, wip, divorced wangxian, post divorce, most of this is angst, uhm lowkey don't but also do want wangxian to end up together, it's messy, the jiangs & lans are shitty, wwx was in prison (brief mentions of that but it's kind of a major plot point), mxy & xy are the little brothers he never wanted but wwx picked them up anyways)

"Wei Ying-" Lan Zhan says, stutters, "I'm sorry." 

And now Wei Wuxian sees it, the red rimming Lan Zhan's eyes, the rumpled edges of his blazer. There is an old, familiar urge for him to reach over, to hold Lan Zhan's hand and smooth his hair, to tell him that everything will be fine. 

"We're all a bit sorry about this, I think," he says instead, and finds that he means it. For Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji and everyone else in that Guanyin temple, the pain must be unbearably fresh, like skin just flayed open. But Wei Wuxian's chest had been cracked open a long time ago, his wounds licked and cauterized and sewn shut over five long years - Ever hurting, but a dull, constant ache, "It's really alright, Lan Zhan."

 

Five years after being accused of corporate espionage and losing everything, the Guanyin Scandal breaks open and Wei Wuxian finds a familiar face at his door.

please don't let me be misunderstood by sysrae (3K, partly deaf!wwx, lwj notices, nobody else does though, idk wwx is like made out of fucking steel or some shit)

Lan Wangji has known Wei Ying for a fortnight, the first time he sees him get hit by a car.

light by redkosmos (10K, blind!lwj, which causes angst, but they manage it, best friends to lovers, fluff, lwj being insecure and feeling like a burden, college au kind of? but it doesn't matter too much)

The realization slowly dawns on him.

He can never again see the brightness of Wei Ying's eyes, the way they crescent when he smiles, never again see the rich black of his hair, the mess of it in the early mornings, never again see the beautiful tan of his skin, the beauty of the scars and marks adorned on it, how he wears his clothes, how it hugs his frame beautifully, how he looks like he's adorably swimming in cloth when he wears Lan Zhan's, and-

(Lan Zhan loses his vision in a car accident and learns to cope with it.)

don't leave me by trippinonskies (19K, brief very brief mention of lwj cheating, he doesn't but wwx is afraid lwj is cheating on him or just wants to break up with him, (he doesn't), marriage proposal, lwj acting distant = wwx's insecurities show up, fluff, angst and comfort)

Lan Zhan! Where are you lost today?” Wei Wuxian finally asks, at the end of his patience.

Lan Zhan looks a little guilty as he looks at Wei Wuxian, “Sorry, just a lot of work to deal with.”

Lie.

If there is one thing Lan Zhan can’t do, it’s lying. Especially to Wei Wuxian. But he doesn’t question Lan Zhan. He just accepts the reply, too scared to know that he is right. Too scared to know the truth.

// or where Lan Zhan is too hung up in planning the perfect proposal and ends up accidently ignoring Wei Wuxian making the other think that he wants to break up //

want you closer by xiaobucephalus ((3K, HORSES, only in the background tho, but wwx is an equestrian vet, which is so fucking valid bro, the lans own horses, a sick bunny, lwj the bunny parent!, super cute, dark bay throughoutbred chenqing is honestly so valid)

“Thank you,” Lan Zhan said, breathing a sigh of relief.

“Don’t thank me, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying laughed again, his voice warming the chill of fear that had settled in his chest. “I’ve been looking for an excuse to get into your hutch for a while anyway.”

safe in your thoughts by anonymous (20K, it's a cherry magic au???? (i haven't watched it, but you have i think?), horny lwj but only for wwx (always for wwx))

Wei Wuxian learns three very important things on the night of his twenty-seventh birthday.

One, that Lan Wangji is ridiculously funny, which Wei Wuxian had known before but what Wei Wuxain hadn’t expected was Lan Wangji to be funny at his brother’s expense.

Two, that Wei Wuxian had finally gone mad, absolutely mental at the ripe age of twenty seven because nothing else would explain the third thing he had learnt.

Third, and the most unbelievable of the lot, that Lan Wangji wants to fuck him.

iura by yoo_im_finally_writing (1K, only added bcs op is right and wwx would've the cutest german accent, it's more fun if you understand german so hit me up if you want translations for the german sentences)

Wei Ying calls in the middle of the night to talk about German law, and Lan Zhan tries very hard not to fall asleep. Or at least, not to let Wei Ying notice he's falling asleep. (As best friends do.)

breathe in the air, the last of its kind by wereworm / @neverdoingmuch (27K, getting together, jealous!lwj, but also kind of supportive, brief mention of cheating bcs of miscommunication, no actual cheating tho, college au, lwj pov)

Following Wei Ying’s line of sight, Lan Wangji can barely prevent a smile from crossing his lips when he sees the short row of rabbit statuettes placed at the front of the display. Silver, with bright gems for eyes, they look elegant yet lively and animated.

“A-Yuan would love one of those,” Wei Ying murmurs, almost as if to himself.

Lan Wangji frowns; the rabbits, while cute, don’t seem like a suitable gift for Wei Ying’s A-Yuan.

...

It’s only when he glances back at the rabbits and notices what has been placed on display behind them, that the pieces fall into place. They’re engagement rings, there’s no doubt about it. Lan Wangji feels his heart sink – Wei Ying isn’t just dating A-Yuan, he wants to propose to him.

Or: the five times Lan Wangji thinks that A-Yuan is Wei Ying’s boyfriend and the one time he learns the truth.

paint smears on sunny days by snowshadowao3 / @angstsexual (53K, getting together, art teacher!wwx, single parent!lwj, they're rich if i remember right, wwx & lwj are both good with kids!!!, this is so good actually, fluff)

To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.

He comes close, though.

By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.

What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.

“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”

Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.

(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)

no bunny compares by gusucloudbunny (4K, god this is cute, fluff)

“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian cornered his friend one week before his birthday. “If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?”

Lan Wangji furrowed his brow at Wei Wuxian, not exactly sure how to answer that question in a truthful manner that didn’t involve confessing his undying love for his best friend.

Wei Wuxian is on a mission to get Lan Wangji the perfect gift for his birthday. What Wei Wuxian doesn't know is that the only thing Lan Wangji truly wants is him.

wei wuxian's week of realizing things by photojenny (12K, i have read this multiple times, i always forget what happens, idk why but my notes say it's good, the tags say drunkji makes an appearance and i'm always up for that)

"Lan Zhan, do you like Mianmian?" asked Wei Wuxian.

Lan Wangji blinked, and stared. It was not the first time Lan Wangji had questioned the perceptiveness of the boy he had a crush on. Wei Wuxian had been smart in the class they had taken together. Yet time and time again, Wei Wuxian had tested the old wisdom that there are no stupid questions.

---

Lan Wangji must figure out how to confess when Wei Wuxian is the most oblivious person he's ever met.

are you my wisdom tooth? because i'd like to take you out by yellowcarnations (1K, crack, fluff, lwj stop flirting with a stranger, even if he is your husband, drunkji but make it to max level)

Lan Zhan wakes up and he has no idea where he is.

There are bright lights and his jaw hurts, he doesn't who this man next to his bed is but oh he might be in love, maybe, probably, definitely.

–

based off that guy-forgets-who-his-wife-is-and-hits-on-her vid but its wangxian.

beep! goes his heart by wearing_tearing (3K, fluff, lwj is like "he, he likes me right? he likes me" and everyone is like "yes, yes he does")

“Wei Ying’s heart monitor,” Lan Wangji starts.

Wen Qing blinks at him. “Yes?”

“It beeps.”

“That’s… what they generally do, yes.”

“The beeps change,” Lan Wangji continues, “when others are around.”

*

Wei Ying’s heart only sings for Lan Wangji.

canon

obedient and bellicose by thunderwear (19K, lwj is cursed by the lan elders, they notice too late, fix-it fic kind of?, lqr being a good uncle and lxc is a good brother, wwx accidentally uses the curse but he doesn't know about it)

It took Lan Wangji a long time to realize he was cursed. Too long really, anyone else would have noticed so much sooner. The problem was, he liked following the rules.

Ella Enchanted AU that no one needed but I wanted.

hello my old heart, how have you been? by ravenditefairylights (10K, amnesia, fluff, wwx taking care of lwj, so much fluff and softness, angst too but not that much)

The issue is, Lan Wangji brings his thoughts back before they stray too far, that it is impossible for someone to be in his bed, unless Lan Wangji himself invited them. He has not. He would remember doing so, and besides, all his night clothes are still on and there is no headache to imply that he was inebriated last night. No, the situation is simple.

There is someone in Lan Wangji’s bed. It is impossible for anyone to be in Lan Wangji’s bed, and yet that doesn’t seem to have stopped the stranger.

or lan wangji wakes up, and wei ying is there. he doesn't understand how or why, and he can understand even less why his hallucination of wei ying is so insistent on bathing him, and braiding his hair, on holding him and fixing his clothes. why the hallucination of wei ying seems so happy to see him.

teach me the way by likeafox (58K, rogue cultivator!wwx, horny wangxian, lwj wants wwx to teach him how to be a good lover, ....wwx is a virgin, the porn is the plot, but there's less of it than i thought)

"I do not wish to leave my future spouse… dissatisfied with my intimate knowledge,” Lan Zhan says, very seriously. “I am hoping to find an instructor, to better prepare myself for such matters."

Wei Ying feels his mouth drop open. He's pretty sure the Second Jade of Lan just told him he's a virgin who wants to learn how to do sex good.

Rogue Cultivator Wei Wuxian is the stuff of local legends. Some of those legends are even true! The ones about his tremendous experience in bed, on the other hand, are not so true. Which becomes a problem when Lan Wangji, on the verge of an arranged marriage and worried he won’t know how to please his future spouse, enlists Wei Ying's help to teach him the art of love-making. Wei Ying's great at improvisation, though, and is pretty sure he's got this sex mentor thing under control. What could possibly go wrong

other aus

of god: my love unholy by tunnelodfawn (3K, tw blood / war, dark!lwj, god!wwx, kind of poetry)

Lan Zhan takes everything as a sign from his god. The blood staining his fingertips—a holy anointment. He sanctifies himself through blood. The strings of his guqin gleam red in the sun—a divine blessing. This is an instrument of destruction. A single note—a cry of power—and in this note the voice of his god unravels the earthly threads tethering man to earth.

The Yiling Patriarch blesses Lan Zhan with war. Wei Wuxian blesses Lan Zhan with agility. Wei Ying blesses Lan Zhan with love.

The base of the Yiling Patriarch’s shrine is the home of Lan Zhan’s knees. He worships. There is something of the blasphemous and the unholy in his prayers. He prays not for victory but for the sight of Wei Ying. Bless me with your presence, he begs.

Or, wherein, Lan Zhan bridges the gap between the mortal and the divine—the worshipper and the god—with blood.

the river and the sea by sasamelons / @sasamelons (7K, soulmate au, arranged marriage (wangxian with each other), they're both kind of dumb but i love it)

Lan Wangji gritted his teeth, wishing to just be left alone. "I am looking for my soulmate," he ground out.

"Oh."

It took Lan Wangji a few moments to realize that Wei Wuxian had stopped following him. When he looked back, the other boy seemed to be frozen to the spot, eyes wide and lips still parted. He quickly looked away when he saw Lan Wangji looking back. "I see. Well, have a good trip!"

--

At six years old, Lan Zhan met his soulmate on the streets of Yiling and promptly lost him again.

At sixteen years old, Lan Wangji met his betrothed and was determined not to like him.

[henrietteoaks]

Of Gods and Heroes. Chapter One

Summary - All Áine wants to do is help people. After millennia on Earth, she finally catches the eye of S.H.I.E.L.D and makes a deal with Fury that she will help him as long as her identity is kept a secret but what happens when a certain God of Mischief arrives and her assistance is required, secret be damned.

Pairing - Loki x OC 

Warnings - None at present but language will be a given in later chapters as I swear like a sailor XD 

*The language used in this chapter is Irish Gaelic and is to the best of my ability correct. I have used mainly what I learned in school but with a bit of Google added in. I have put the English beside it If I am incorrect in anything please feel free to let me know.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Hidden behind a towering oak tree Clint tapped the hearing aid against his ear frantically, hearing nothing but static before sighing when the realization that it had completely shorted settled on him heavily. Across from him, Natasha spoke quietly into her comm trying desperately to get his attention, receiving nothing from him by a form of acknowledgement she picked up a small, smooth rock before swiftly throwing it at his back, thrown with just enough force to get his attention without drawing notice of the guards advancing on their position or doing him any harm. 

As he turned slowly to face her, he noticed the exasperation and very quick showing of fear in her eyes, which she immediately shuttered. “My hearing aid is toast” he signed warily knowing what was coming next, “let me guess” her fingers flying through the actions showed her frustration, “you didn’t think it wise to pack a replacement?” The movements of her hands becoming sloppy with her anger rising. He shook his head whilst looking towards the ground, trying for contrite and ashamed, knowing that she was going to kick his ass seven ways to Sunday once they were back at HQ. 

Natasha tapped her comm twice to be linked through to the control room, critically eyeing the advancing forces and knowing that as more of them poured out of the base and retreat with air support was what they needed right now. “Clint’s hearing is down and the high levels of soldiers here are more than we are able to handle, requiring immediate…” she was cut off as a shot slammed into the tree bark above her head. Clint shouted out to her, the need for stealth obsolete now they had been made. Both agents looked around them, there were too many soldiers to take on between the two of them but they were running out of the forest to hide amongst, the trees behind them opening out on to a large meadow. If they could make it across that without being shot or captured they could delve into the forest beyond and call for back up and extraction. 

Áine was setting her sights on a large buck grazing on the fresh wildflowers amongst the copse when the shot rang out, she cursed as the buck spooked and loped off into the forest beyond. Fhómhair swung her head round to the direction the shot had come from whinnying softly as Áine looked in her direction. “Hunters and their infernal guns, honestly I wish the old ways still stood” she grumbled quietly whilst sliding the arrow back into her quiver and shouldering her bow. She walked over to her companion and patted the red mare on the shoulder as another shot rang out, 

Fhómhair brayed loudly, stomping her feet with agitation, the second shot was immediately followed by two quick blasts that certainly didn’t come from a rifle. Áine stiffened and was astride her mount quicker than a breath, already turning towards the sound of gunfire as the next round of bullets were exchanged. One set definitely coming from several high powered rifles, the other sounded more like a handgun. The distinct whistle of an arrow being let loose had her pausing before an explosion sounded ahead of her. 

Kicking her mare into action she summoned her armour knowing this was no ordinary skirmish with poachers encroaching on her land and that she was riding into battle. “Cuil i gcath an Fhómhair, mar a leanann gaoth an athar linn.” (Fly into battle Fhómhair, like the winds of father follow us.) She spoke swiftly, her native language seeping in without thought. The steed beneath let loose a loud whinny before settling into a faster pace, hooves thundering on the ground with each step she takes. 

Natasha throws a new hearing aid at Clint from where she keeps them in her utility belt, well aware of how useless he is at remembering to pack spares. As he clicks it into place and turns it on he pauses with a confused look on his face. Natasha slides a new magazine into her gun, head lifting to listen to the strange noise she’s picked up in the distance. “Please tell me I’m not the only one hearing what sounds like a horse?” He asks itching another arrow on his bow before letting it fly at the coming force. Natasha’s comm flares to life, “did Agent Barton just say he could hear a horse?” Fury’s voice sound in her ear, the deep tone rumbling with clipped efficiency. “Yes sir, I can also hear it although I highly doubt HYDRA are riding horses now, in fact...” Natasha stops short at the sight before her. 

Clint and herself both look on in astonishment at the large horse barreling towards their location from the forest on the other side of the meadow.  Atop the large mount sits a woman in leather amour with a fur cloak around her shoulders, flame red hair flying behind her, adorned with beads, three arrows notched on her bow aiming straight for them. Just as she is about to let loose the arrows, a bullet pings off the metal bracers adorning her arms. She removes her aim from Natasha and Clint’s position and fires the arrows against the oncoming HYDRA soldiers. 

“Agents, status report now!” Fury barks into both of their ears, snapping them out of there shocked pause. “Well sir, there seems to be a female warrior on a horse now firing arrows at our enemies” Clint replies flippantly, still not sure what to make of the fire-haired woman taking down the HYDRA forces on a horse like she was swatting flies, the soldiers falling by the dozen. 

The opposing force, realising that their bullets were ineffective against the new foe in front of them and losing numbers quicker than they could regroup started to retreat, only to be picked off in twos and threes until all were gone. Clint stood, mouth open wide staring unashamedly at the stranger who had just wiped out a battalion of at least 30 armed combatants without so much as breaking a sweat. 

Natasha, whilst still shocked, raised her gun and pointed it at the stranger, not trusting they weren’t also an enemy. Áine turned her self and Fhómhair toward the two remaining people, raising an eyebrow at the gun pointed at her. “Ye can say thank you, ye know” the musical Irish lilt thick in her amusement laced voice. Natasha kept her gun raised with her stern mask in place. Clint went to say something but just as the words began to leave his mouth the rumble of a quintet engine sounded in front of him. Both him and Natasha stood straighter as the quintet landed in the meadow before them, turning their attention back to the mystery woman in front of them when she dismounted from the giant mount. 

The animal not too happy now her owner had climbed down let loose a string of aggressive snorts and wickers whilst stomping the ground, ears pressed flat to her head and tail swishing in an irritated fashion. “Bí i gcónaí san Fhómhar, leanaimid a fheiceáil cad a thagann ina dhiaidh sin” (Be still Fhómhair, let us see what comes next) Áine whispered, her accent thick and lyrical as she soothed the annoyed mare, knowing full well that her girl was not impressed at facing potential enemies apart. Áine lent against the saddle in a relaxed fashion for someone who had a gun pointed at her front and a possible attack arriving behind her. 

The quintet ramp lowered slowly and Nick Fury stepped off, eyepatch glaring and leather trench quote swirling around his ankles. He walked forward with confident strides until he reached his agents and the mystery woman, taking in her appearance and relaxed stance. He signalled to Natasha to lower her weapon, the woman at present showing no threat. 

“I am Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D, who are you and what are you doing here?” He barked at the woman trying to be intimidating however slightly shocked when she didn’t even flinch. “Right you are boyo, I would say it was grand ta meet ya but seein’ as you’re on my land and I’ve just been shot at I cannae agree to it, now instead of takin’ the piss and gawkin’ you wanna tell me what this holy show was?” Áine responded, still retaining her cool, unaffected persona, Fhómhair snickering over her shoulder. 

“Miss, perhaps you should come with us so we can explain more?” Clint stepped in to defuse the tension radiating off of Fury and Nat. “That sound like a mighty fine idea Archer, Fhómhair send word to Fennen and Father as to where I am” She patted the mare on her shoulder before stepping towards Clint, she extended her hand for him to shake. “Áine Ó Cuinn is the name boyo, now let’s go here what you have to say” 

A/N Thank you for reading chapter one. I’m looking forward to writing the next chapter and introducing more characters, Loki won’t be in this just yet as I want to set up Áine’s character more.

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[helianthus21]

Supernatural Survey

I was tagged by @starsinursa, thank you!:)

1. What season did you start watching Supernatural? I started watching in 2014, after I came across a re-run of Changelings. Before that, I’d heard of the show, but didn’t think anything of it except that the leads are pretty hot^^. Changelings got me hooked so fast though, I thought, there’s a show in which every episode is like a little horror story niice:D. This episode is still one of my faves tbh, the monster-kids were so creepy. Yeah, then I heard sth of the angel that marches into the show in S4 and I just wanted to binge to his introduction tbh:P.

2. Who was the first character you fell in love with? Dean, I’d say. At first, he was this standard macho male lead but it shone through pretty fast that there was more to it than the stereotypical action hero, like all the times he tried so desperately to keep his little family together.. it just breaks your heart, oh Dean<3

3. Who was a character that you hated at first but grew to love? hmm.. Bela? I think I grew to love her in my first rewatch, because then I learned to appreciate characters who made life hard for the boys:P (I didn’t ‘hate’ her though, that’s a little too strong..) And Crowley is a little more difficult, since I liked him at first, then totally disliked him for all the shit he pulled in S8 with Kevin and Linda and Sarah and then I liked him again.. he’s a tough one to like^^  Maybe Amara? I just hate what they did with the ‘romantic’ non-consensual bond with Dean and think she has so much more potential than what they did with her, because her arc was pretty inconsistent tbh.. In retrospect.. I probably can’t love her because I kinda have a grudge at this whole thing but I appreciate the (largely unused) potential she brought on the table..

4. Which character would you most want to be in a long-term relationship with? uhmm.. I would say Cas but I want him to date Dean so:P Jimmy? Kevin? Benny? idk I don’t really think about this kinda thing... I love the characters but I don’t imagine dating them, you know?

5. If you could go on a date with just one character, which one would you choose? One date? Dean would probably be a total gentleman;)

6. What would you do on that date? Dinner and a movie?:P And I don’t do LARPing but I bet it would be fun with Dean. Or Charlie. Or both;)

7. Which character would you most want to be like? Charlie, because she embodies an optimistic view on life, bravery and sass, the holy trinity I strive for;) Plus, my favorite Charlie quote: “I realized the only way to get away with being me is to be as indispensable as possible” - words to live by^^

8. Which character would you most want to see brought back from the dead? CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE!!! And Kevin and Eileen!!! And Alicia, because her death gave me a weird sort of bitterness.. she was such a fun character with so much potential behind her and without her Max is just a depressing character to me so yeah.

9. Which character would you most like to punch? Metatron, then I’d bribe him to write a bucklemming character into the show and punch them:P

10. Who is your absolute favorite character? Cas!:D

11. Which “Big Bad” do you think was the worst? Lucifer just had the most round arc in S5

12. Which character are you most like? if you cross out the intelligence level, Kevin? Or Claire maybe? Though they’re both braver than I am^^

13. What death hit you the hardest? Charlie because it was just so dumb an unnecessary. Same to Eileen. And Kevin. Alicia with the above mentioned reason too. Bobby.

14. What season finale hit you the hardest? Season 6. It was heartbreaking but I liked the angst. If only they had done something about Cas sooner in S7..

15. What are your ten all-time favorite episodes? Changing Channels, The French Mistake, Free To Be Me And You, The End, LARP and the Real Girl, Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets, Stuck in the Middle (With You), and like every episode with Cas and Charlie:D

16. What’s been your favorite season? Season 5

17. Who is your favorite angel? Castiel obviously;) then Balthazar, Gabriel, Anna

18. Who is your favorite demon? Abaddon and Crowley

19. Who’s your favorite evil character? Lucifer and Abaddon

20. Do you have any Supernatural ships? Destiel obviously, Saileen, Sam/Sarah, Sam/Lily (:P), Bobby/Ellen

21. Who’s your favorite supporting actor? Felicia, Osric, Kim, Katherine, Rob... I could go on

22. What’s your favorite quote from the show? "Then I realized there is no righteous path. Just people trying to do their best in a world where it’s far easier to do their worst” - Castiel (I’m writing this from memory don’t sue me if it’s incorrect^^) “It’s a gift. You keep those” - Dean (pls stop me xD)

23. If you could cast one famous actor in an episode of SPN, who would you choose? I don’t really know him but I’d say John Barrowman who everyone wants for human!Impala. Because I really really wanna see Jensen’s Dean’s face when he sees his Baby is a guy:P

24. If you could write your own episode, what kind of creatures would you like to see included? Chtulu:P

25. Who’s your favorite girl that Dean’s hooked up with? Lisa:)

26. Who’s your favorite girl that Sam’s hooked up with? Sarah!! (though does it count as a hookup? They just made out.. If not, I’ll say Madison)

27. What are some of your favorite convention moments? Basically everything I’ve seen that happened at Jibcon this year. (I’m keeping this answer from @starsinursa :P)

28. If you were going to guest star (or be a recurring guest star) on SPN, how would you want your character to be described? Some mix between Charlie, Alicia and Jody? Idk, a fun character that’s also damn tough and doesn’t take any shit from the boys. Also, she’d be the one saving the day pls:P (this would be AU!me though because I can’t act for the life of me and I bet I’d be generally pretty embarrassing if I’d see J2M in person:P)

29. What do you hope to see in the next season? A central arc for Cas that makes sense, makes for good character development and is fun to watch, lots of Destiel moments, maaaany recurring guest stars getting their time to shine, fan favorites resurrected and becoming recurring guest stars,... I won’t watch on anything less:P

30. - 40. If you had to choose…

Bobby or John? Bobby

Bela or Ruby? Bela

Jess or Madison? Madison

Jo or Lisa? Lisa sorry Jo Ily

Charlie or Kevin? Charlie (this is mean!! I love Kevin too he’s my son)

Balthazar or Ash? Balthazar (sassy British Angel friend pls give Cas some friends back:/)

Cas or Crowley? CAS:D

Ben or Claire? Claire

Jody or Donna? Jody

Sam or Dean? Dean, sorry Sam Ily too!

Tagging @procasdeanating, @bend-me-shape-me, @saawek, @cornerbackcastiel, @bela-talbot, @iamalwaysaslutforcoffee, @cas-essence, @soulless-puppy-dog if you guys wanna do it or anyone else who is bored:)

[the-wandering-whumper]

I got tagged by buddy Rachel @sheenaniigans

1. why did you choose your url?

When I first started using Tumblr I didn't even realize the whump community existed so it started off as an art blog. I was dammittmarie back then. Once I stumbled across the whump community I decided a change was in order. My friends on the Whump Discord chat helped me pick it out and it's been a whirlwind love affair ever since.

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

I have several!

@petalandtwig - I wanted a place to keep up my art collection so this is my peaceful little corner of tumblr @random-fandom-whump - I made this sideblog to host all my original content (gifs and fics) @daisies-in-the-graveyard - I wanted to keep my main predominately whump so I made this sideblog as a kind of catchall for posts I find humorous or profound @purewhump - I wanted a blog with all my favorite gifsets without any texts or asks clogging things up. Right now I'm using it to archive all my old random-fandom-whump sets that I'm slowly updating/redoing. @incorrect-whump-quotes - I've never officially come out and claimed this blog, but yeah, I run this one too :) @trope-appreciation-tuesdays - I was getting so many submissions every week here that I decided TAT needed its own home. @stargate-whump and @wayward-whump are my SGA and SPN fan blogs. And finally @the-land-of-nod where I collect gifs of people sleeping because... why not?

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

Since 2016

4. do you have a queue tag?

I do! "is that a q??" taken from the Vine where a boy's sister asks of the crayon he is holding: is that a weed??

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

I am an amateur photographer and wanted a blog to share my photos and collect photos from others. Obviously, my tastes have changed XD

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

It used to be Captain America but I kept telling @get-whumped how much I adored her Steve McGarrett icon and she let me have it when she switched to Morse! I'm going to keep it forever :)

7. why did you choose your header?

I think I found the picture while playing around on Tumblr one day and figured it would make a fun whump meme. I decided later to make it my header.

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

On this blog it's actually something not related to whump (Link). This is my biggest whump related post (Link). My biggest gifset over on random-fandom-whump is this Lord of the Rings set (Link).

9. how many mutuals do you have?

I couldn't even begin to tell you. Is there even a place to check that? Its gotta be hundreds.

10. how many followers do you have?

5,386

11. how many people do you follow?

1,462

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

Oh yeah

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

I pretty much pop on and off all day

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

I think I've only blocked one other whumper because they stole my gifs and reposted them on their own blog. I doubt they noticed it happened so I guess you could call it a draw?

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

They rarely ever relate to whump so I have a built-in excuse to scroll right on past them :)

16. do you like tag games?

I do! I hardly ever remember to respond to them when I get tagged, though. So no one really @'s me all that much anymore, but I love doing them.

17. do you like ask games?

I do and try to send the OP an ask every time I come across one on my dash.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

@fyeahvulnerablemen for sure!

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

Maybe...

20. tags?

@damevinteren @let-the-whump-commence @straight-to-the-pain @bloodysideblog @thatsgonnaleaveamark @claracivry and anyone else who fancies it!