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Prepare for Hard To Kill on the Must-See Before the Bell Special News / January 11, 2023 / by IMPACT Wrestling Staff Go in-depth on the two biggest matches coming up this Friday at Hard To Kill LIVE on pay-per-view and FITE as Before the Bell takes you behind the scenes of the emotional Last Rodeo finale between Mickie James and Jordynne Grace, as well as the bitter, personal World Title grudge…

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Forgive Me

a/n: this was a request and an angsty one

im so sad theyre banning tiktok!!! :(

anon request:  okok haikyuu hcs part 2: oikawa’s the reader’s best friend because their moms were also best friends but they went to different kindergarten + elementary schools so imagine how excited they were to go to kitaichi together,, anyway reader is the manager (again) but also functions as a really skilled medic,, (oh yea they start dating in second year) anyway they hit third year and reader protects bb kags,, so they break up. fast forward and reader is now in another school (either in miyagi/tokyo)

part 1.5

part 2

requests open!!!

oikawa torup in da house

so in this one,

yall are the iconic childhood friends

for the sake of this headcanon, hes an only child

so to explain

your mothers were actually college friends and became best friends and were so close that they decided to live next door to each other and have a child around the same time

also to mention, their husbands were also best friends and a few matchmaking rituals, they all got married

omg i want a friend to do this w me

it worked and they got pregnant and imagine their surprise when one was expecting a boy while the other was expecting a girl

they were already planning yall wedding before you were even born lmao

due to the closeness of your mothers, ofc yall would be best friends and you and oiks practically grew up w each other

every friday night was your night so sleepovers happened all the time

however, when yall were starting to go to school

you both ended up in different schools

dont ask me why ask your mom

oiks was throwing a tantrum and just crying bc you would be separated while you were just clinging on to him, thinking he would disappear

‘no! n/n-chan and me are going together! im not going if shes not!’

‘now, now, tooru, youre both going to be apart for only a few hours’

‘mommy i dont want to leave tooru-kun’

‘youll walk home together, baby’

i would cry too

so yall developed a routine that tooru would go to your school to pick you up and you guys would walk home together

again, explain to me how little 6 year olds are able to walk to and from school

he would always hold your hand to keep you beside him and you would swing your hands while humming a tune

‘ugh, i hate being so far away from you n/n-chan’

you sighed but gave him a bright grin

‘i do too. but we have to wait until we’re older so we can be together forever! mommy tells me that her and papa were not together for a long time but after school, they are now together forever. so once we finish school, i can be with you whenever i want!’

tooru nodded, a determined smile on his face

‘we’re going to be like mommy and papa. we will be together forever and we’ll have our own house and we’re going to die together!’

bls theyre like 6 and already practically thinking about marriage and they dont even know it

sometimes, if you both have leftover money, you would both go to a convenience store, Sakanoshita Market, and buy milk bread

‘mister, you dont have anymore?’

‘sorry, kid, now go on and have real dinner!’

you both lived in each other’s houses and sometimes, your parents would even wonder if they have a child bc you would disappear off to the oikawa’s house or the l/n’s

when he met iwa, ngl, you were jealous

even though you have the best friends rights due to being friends since day 1, you were still worried about being replaced

ofc oiks knew about that concern and kept you from being left out so he constantly dragged you to play with him and iwa

they developed an interest in volleyball and you wanted to hang out with them so you sometimes tossed the ball to tooru who would set it to iwa

whenever they wanted to do something else, you would always suggest going on an adventure

meaning going to the park

uwu kids are so cute

your little trio formed and soon, you three were the closest

despite going to different elementary schools, you still found ways to hang out together

however,

instead of you being jealous of being cast aside by oiks

it was him being worried that he was going to be replaced by iwa

it became apparent when iwa mentioned about going over to your house on friday to study something 

and tooru is petty so he was mad that you didnt invite him

there was no way he was going to let iwa take you from him bc he knew you first and he was the first one to announce his intention of getting married to you in the future

he was yours and you were his, plain and simple

he went to your house unannounced and used his key to enter the house

your mom peaked from the kitchen and greeted him

‘oh, hello, tooru-kun! y/n is upstairs studying’

he nodded and went up to your room where you were reading some notes while doing some homework

‘y/n-chan’

you looked up to him standing at your doorway

your eyes lit up and your cheeks flared to see him

bahahaha yes feelings

‘tooru-kun!’

his face crumpled up and he tackled you, hugging the life out of you tightly

‘y/n-chan! dont leave me! youre mine, not iwa-chans! im better than iwa-chan, okay?!’

ofc you were just confused but tooru was weird and youve learned to accept that over the years

‘tooru, we’ve been friends longer. i’ll always be yours and youre mine too so youre always going to be first’

he was all teary eyed when you said that and demanded cuddles and a movie after making him run all the way from iwa’s house

‘but i didnt ask you to, though’

‘you were still the reason i had to run so take responsibility!’

he might be a handful but he was oikawa tooru and you love him otherwise

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

as yall were settled and the beginning of e.t begins

baby oikawa was absolutely in love with that movie fite me

he asked you why you didnt invite him to study with iwa

you stopped and looked at him confusingly

‘tooru-kun, youre good at science aren’t you? iwa’s this 👌 close to failing just bc he mixes up solid, liquid, and gas’

this is a random fact that i made up so pls dont blast me about this !!!

oikawa stops then just doubles over laughing 

‘ohmygod! iwa-chan!’

yall know that arm wrestling video and his stage actor just yelling out iwa-chan? yes im imagining that

you looked at tooru weirdly

‘hm, laughing over your friend’s demise, okay’

needless to say, oiks called you during lunch and sounded like he was running and it was bc he was being chased by haji-kun after he made fun of him

‘ugh y/n! why did you tell him that!’

‘i mean,,,, its pretty embarrassing’

now comes middle school!!!

!!!!

yall are finally able to be in the same middle school as your friends!!!

you were so excited and you wouldnt shut up about it bc youve been looking forward to the day that yall get to be together everyday

not that you didnt have friends in your old school,

you just preferred being with the guys since you werent into the girly things yourself

and you get to see tooru everyday since he was in your class

oiks and iwa immediately wanted to join the volleyball club and they were soon accepted so it was only normal for you to be in practice a lot

you didnt join a club since none really interested you so it was okay for you to go the gym and do your homework while they practice

there was no choice on staying either since you usually walked home with them since oiks lived next door and iwa hung out at either your place or his

the current manager of the team noticed your friendship and frequent appearances so she asked you to be the manager rather than just being there

you didnt really have a choice bc oiks agreed for you and excitedly told you that you were going to be with them for the next 3 years

‘everyone! thank you for the past 3 years!’

hehe i just died inside

tooru was so happy that you would be in volleyball bc that was two favorite things lumped into the best 3 hours of his life: volleyball and you

so thus started your managerial duties

you became friends with the team but was closer to the first years

you quite literally watched them grow into amazing volleyball players and you sometimes cried along with them when they either got hurt or lost

specifically during the shiratorizawa match

it was then that you were sure of your feelings for your best friend

as he wept in the locker room, you stayed by the door, unsure if you should go in or not

but the others have gone to the bus already and iwa wanted you to go and get oiks ready so they could leave

so, you entered the room and your heart dropped, not even noticing the nasty smell of sweat in the boys locker room

he was hunched over the bench, a towel over his head

sure, he was just a first year and he has more opportunities to win

but it was the first time oiks experienced such a loss

and that smug look that ushijima gave him as he sat on the floor

you saw the defeated look as you stood with the coach at the bench

rushing forward and kneeling in front of him, you hugged him tightly

he cried, both defeated and embarrassed, but he didnt let go

it was then that you vowed to be there for him whenever this happens

every loss, every defeat, youll be there

it was painful and you had a feeling that this crush on him would make it harder in the future but you didnt care

bc tooru looked the most beautiful when he smiled

by now, second year has started

youve obviously noticed that your now second year friends are working much harder

and they were gaining more popularity

bc this was the age where puberty starts hitting everyone and lets just say god decided to bless the volleyball team

it shouldnt have surprised you that they were going to be known in the school or prefecture bc they were talented and handsome

perfect recipe for a dream boy

what was only a confession every few weeks or so, turned into nearly a dozen in a WEEK

dw you got some too!!

as a manager, you knew it was going to be a hard job being the only female in a team full of boys

but you didnt expect it to be this bad

girls would corner you in every hallway, outside or inside, to either give you their love letters to oikawa or to threaten you to stay away from their grand king

lmao king okay

and dw, you told them to catch you outside by chipotle after school but they didnt show up

that nickname seemed to get into oikawa’s ego as he told you about his love for that term

as you three walked home, oikawa was telling you about this one girl who called him her king and he giggled at the thought

‘she told me that she wanted to be my princess! but i told her i was a king so she should settle for a prince like iwa-chan’

you laughed at iwa’s angry face

‘shittykawa why am i downgraded?! you think youve above me or something?!’

‘PRINCE IWA-CHAN! HAIL PRINCE IWA-CHAN!’

you howled causing iwa to glare at you

‘not you too y/n!’

you were laughing so hard that your face was red and it got worse when iwa gave you a noogie

but little do you know, oikawa was looking at you at the side, trying to gauge your reaction

you didnt seem to be bothered at the fact that some girl wanted him to be theirs

that was why he frequently told you about his confessions

tooru wanted to know if you still felt the same about him being always yours by telling you stories about the girls and if you were jealous or not

but you remained indifferent and just laughed along

however, you WERE jealous but you didnt show it

youre like ‘im a bad bih you cant kill me’

with all these much prettier girls and talented girls than you, you were sure he would find somebody else

as long as he was happy and smiling, you were going to be just fine

again, another PSA! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT BC YOU ARE THE KWEEN TO GRAND KING TOORU AND YOU RULE THE WORLD BC YOU ARE A BAD BIH AND YOU WILL NOT BE KILLED BY INSECURITIES!!

tooru was lowkey hurt about you blushing with iwa and not being bothered about the threat that was looming in the distance

so he practiced more, slightly regreting now that you were in the team

he was being an insecure little bean again and suddenly hes thinking that you and iwa seem to be interacting more (even though you werent) and he was being jealous and this caused him to be slightly more irritated

with all of his practicing, he ends up hurting himself more often like bruises and such

that worried you deeply bc he was practicing too much and pushing himself way too hard and you knew he would combust any moment now

this energy seeped into the others and theyve begun to be more intense during practice and you were sure they were wearing themselves out

youve expressed your concern to the coach about the bruises on their skin and their wincing at every movement

‘the solution to this, y/n-chan, is to study about this and be the medic that helps heal our soldiers’

with that request, youve started taking more trips to the library, staying up late reading medical articles, and buying pain relievants and medical tape

this was when you decided you wanted to be a sports therapist or an injury related profession in the future

so you were obviously prepared when you caught oiks practicing late again

you were actually stocking up some medical supplies when you were passing by the gym and found it still open with lights

he was practicing those damn service serves again and you were starting to get irritated when he didnt listen to you about not pushing himself too hard

‘tooru-kun, lets go home’

your voice resounded from the loud sounds of the balls hitting either the floor or wall

he gritted his teeth

‘i need to do this. i need to be strong enough to beat ushijima. i need-’

‘tooru-kun, let’s go home’

(reference)

but he didnt listen to you and spiked once more but he didnt land back on his feet

but on his knee

tooru made a sound of pain

your heart started beating really fast and you busted out your bag that had emergency supplies

tooru saw you kneeling beside him and for a second, the pain subsided and he was only focused on you

the way your stray hairs from your bun framed your face and the delicate eyes that were so focused on bunching up your kita jacket and using it to elevate the sprained knee

‘ice. i need ice’

you kept mumbling and was about to stand up but his hand flies to clutch your arm

‘y/n-chan, please dont leave me’

‘but its going to swell-’

‘i dont care. i need you right now so dont leave me alone’

you stared at each other, one slightly irritated while one was begging

‘i told you that you were going to hurt yourself if you push too far and look where you are’

‘but it hurts and i need affection to cool it down’

‘N O, tooru, what you need is proper treatment’

‘cuddles are considered treatment, you know’

‘we’re literally in the middle of the gym-’

‘i dont care’

he gave you those puppy eyes and you harshly looked away to the side

then you sighed before sitting down behind him and holding him in your arms

he was content with your affection and your familiar cherry blossom perfume engulfing his senses

his back was rested against your front uncomfortably while your arms were around his middle where his fingers played with your hands

it was silent for a moment except for his occasional hisses of pain but he decided this might be the time

at this point, he was hurt already so he doesnt care if youd reject him since the pain in his knee would cover the pain of his heart

hes like 14 what he poetic and deep for

‘ne, n/n-chan’

‘hm’

‘go out with me?’

your arms tensed and he squeezed his eyes shut, prepared for the rejection

‘only if you stop doing these late practices bc i want to have dates with you after school’

oml oikawa was so happy

like so happy that he just turns around excitedly and hugs you, competely forgeting about the pain in his knee

‘omg tooru your knee!’

‘ow! ugh!’

so thus began your relationship

anon, im very reluctant to make this fluff to angst

he stuck to his word of not going too far with his late practices and yall often had dates at the park, the convenience store, or just at home

ofc it wasnt everyday but it was close to it

everything was great in the world bc you had your best friend as your boyfriend and he made you so happy

during the summer, you began being an apprentice to your uncle’s clinic to further advance your knowledge in the medical field

that meant less time to spend with tooru which meant sulky tooru

this often caused arguments between you two since he always brought it up

‘n/n-chan, i miss you!’

‘i miss you too, tooru-kun. but i have to continue this so that i can be a better medic for the team!’

‘but i matter more than the team! n/n-chan!’

that was his problem. he thought that now you were dating, youd be revolving him 24/7 and he was everything you thought about

but you still had a life to live and prepare for

you sighed before sitting next to tooru on the floor

‘i finish at 2. then we can go get some milk bread and hike up that trail in time to see the sunset. sound good?’

that made him brighten up and you were dreading of repeating this same cycle again in a few days

but you actually liked this boy and even could say you love him despite his clingy and slightly obsessive personality

when your third year rolled around, oikawa was finally the captain of the team

you were now on the hunt of another manager to take over for next year but so far, its been hard

theyve all been fascinated by the boys, especially oikawa, making it a hard task

during the practice, you notice that tooru has been different

to the others, he was fine

but to this one student, kageyama tobio, he was cold

harsh, even

it wasnt like him to treat his kouhais like that so you were confused and obviously worried for a player on your team

you pulled him aside one day and you asked him what was going on

‘tooru, why are you being mean to kageyama?’

he just smiled, but it was much more different

like a whole different smile youve never seen

‘hes the first setter ive met who is an underclassman. im just trying to toughen him up and shape him to his potential’

but you crossed your arms, raising an eyebrow

‘by criticizing every single movement he makes like breathing? by constantly embarrassing him in front of the others? by isolating him from everyone else?’

his eyes twitched and his grin got wider as he gently held your hands

‘we’ll talk about this later, n/n-chan, kay? now, i need to get back to practice as captain and you can continue being the manager’

to be honest, you were kinda pissed

‘no, tooru. you need to stop-’

‘y/n? stop it. this is a stupid thing to argue about so drop it’

boi watch yo mouth

but you didnt push further to not make a scene so you went to kindaichi and gave him his bottle and a towel to kunimi

it was tense between you and oikawa for the next few days

the team could pick up on the weird energy but refused to say anything because hello you were their mom and oikawa was their captain

but iwa didnt care so he straight up asked yall as you were taking spiking notes

‘oi y/n, shittykawa, did you argue or something? its kinda tense in here’

the entire team froze and even the coach looked between you two

lmao i love the coach

‘hm, y/n-chan and i just disagreed on something, didn’t we, y/n-chan?’

oikawa turned and gave you a grin

to others, it wouldve looked real and so convincing

but to you, you knew it was fake

thinking back on it, you shouldve known that was the beginning of his new persona

whenever you pointed it out, he would deflect and you wouldnt stop until he told you what was going on resulting more fights bc he was not doing his vital share in this relationship: communicate

‘tooru, listen to me!’

‘no, y/n-chan. im busy so later’

then it became like that

‘later, y/n-chan’

‘after this spike’

soon after, it felt like you didnt even have a boyfriend anymore

even iwa was starting to notice something weird since oiks was doing this to him too

he was distant, focusing too much time on volleyball which took a toll on his health

and he was getting angrier at tobio for unknown reasons

but these reasons soon came to light when that unfortunate day came

you were waiting for oikawa to finish up his practice so you could also pack up the balls and go home

iwa was already packing up to leave so it was only you oikawa and tobio remaining in the gym

youve talked to kageyama about tooru before and you encouraged him to ask oiks how to serve bc he was really good at it

today he was asking again but you already knew that he was going to refuse him like he has before

but you didnt see this coming

you saw him start to raise his hand with this manic look in his eyes and your eyes widened, running full speed towards kageyama

nYOOM

we finna change this up so buckle up babes

instead of kageyama, you pushed him aside so you took the hit

the force and the intensity of the slap was equivalent to the ones he used to his serves causing you to fly to the floor

you were breathing heavy, tears threatening to fall from the throbbing pain on your face, yet you didnt move

then your head turned to look at kageyama before giving him a nod and a smile

���g-go to iwaizumi, tobio. he’ll take you home, kay?’

he looked unsure, looking between you and oikawa but your long blink and small smile told him that you would be okay

he ran to the exit and disappeared from view

it was now just you and oikawa

on the other hand, he remained frozen

he didnt know if he should grovel on his knees or cry to forgive him

‘n/n-chan-’

‘dont’

in all the years youve known each other,

from the very beginning in your diapers,

youve never spoken to him in such anger, venom, and hurt

‘dont say another word to me. dont apologize to me. i did what a normal person would do and protect an innocent child from something he doesnt deserve. he was just a child, tooru’

you stood up, eyes still not meeting his, instead focusing on his taped fingers that used to hold your hands with such gentleness and touch you so softly

‘what happened to you, tooru?’

you whimpered, arms wrapping around yourself

he was lost

he didnt know what to do

he had his own tears falling and he stepped forward in instinct to go to your arms but you flinched and backed away

that caused him to sob before throwing himself on the floor in front of you

‘y/n, please. y/n forgive me. i didnt mean to! please, y/n!’

part of you wanted to think that he was just so stressed out for the incoming interhigh that he wasnt thinking straight

but you knew you were just making excuses

this relationship started falling apart the moment you started your third year and you were just trying to hold it together

it was like holding water on your palms yet ignoring the water that was spilling on the side

you can only ignore it for a short while until eventually, the water is not there anymore and youre suddenly asking yourself, ‘where did it go?’

and now youre asking yourself, where did you go wrong?

was it your fault?

‘tooru, for months, ive made excuses for you. many times ive tried to sort out our problems, yet you always made excuses to not talk about it. it takes two to dance in a relationship yet it feels like im just dragging you in circles. we’re going in circles, tooru!’

he looked up at you, slowly standing on his feet with hands hovering over your shoulders, afraid to touch you

‘i can make this right, y/n. forever, right? you promised me years ago that we’d be together forever! we would get married a-and live together and be like mom and papa, right?!’

you choked back a sob at his face

he looked like someone else

he wasnt your tooru

he was the oikawa tooru that held you as you tried to walk

the one that pulled you back up to bed when you rolled off

the one who purposely tripped himself during your first year when you slipped so that you wouldnt be embarrassed in front of everyone

this was a selfish, jealous, tooru

the same look he gave you when he found out that you were studying with iwa without him

‘you hated tobio because he was a good setter, right? you were jealous and scared that he would take your place? was that it, tooru?’

that was then he really realized that you were the only one who could read him like you were reading a book

a single glance and you knew right away

and you calling him out on it allowed him to figure out why he truly didnt like tobio

and it was embarrassing that you said it out loud

and when oikawa tooru was embarrassed or flustered, he deflects

and it usually ends up badly

‘jealous? dont make me laugh!’

he scoffed while you glared at him

‘then what was it, then tooru? why did you do that, huh? because by the way youre acting right now, youre nothing but a green-filled monster. man, you seriously their captain?’

‘shut up, y/n!’

his personality took a whole 360 and you stepped back, scared he would lash out again

‘you dont know anything! you dont know how its like to feel second place from that bastard ushijima. you dont know how its like to feel threatened that your own kouhai could possibly be better than you. you dont know how it feels like to not feel enough no matter how many hours you practice or serves you hit. you dont know anything, y/n-chan’

he hissed and you shook your head in disbelief

‘so to satisfy your own insecurities, you hurt and put down others just so you could feel better about yourself. that just proves you are no longer the tooru i know.’

‘well i dont need you, then!’

you were taken aback by his shouts, composure now broken

‘im not him anymore so you either take whats in front of you or leave!’

at his suggestion, you narrowed your eyes

‘dont make me say my choice because you already know what im going to say’

despite knowing youd say that, part of him still wanted you to at least stay

but he was hurt and he wanted to hurt you as much as you hurt him

‘then leave! i dont need a distraction in my life anymore! you no longer satisfy me! so go!’

the tears now fell and you opened your mouth to say something but you closed it, replacing it with a sob

you bit your lip to compose yourself and swallowed that lump on your throat

‘fine. we’re done, oikawa tooru. and im sorry if i was a distraction to you for the entire 15 years of life we spent together. i can assure you that you will no longer have to put up with me’

then you left

nyoom?

you tried not to think about it bc you were only 15 and you were young so this wouldnt be the last time youd feel love

but not only did you lose a boyfriend, but you lost your best friend

and this is when you realized that best friends are only meant to be best friends

nothing more, nothing less

your parents knew nothing of what transpired and blamed your bruise at running into something bc you didnt want to strain the friendship your mother and his had if they found out her son hit you

family dinners were awkward and your parents kept asking until theyve just figured out that you were fighting

for the rest of your lives

iwa didnt know either

you made kageyama swear to you that he wouldnt say anything and you were relieved that it wasnt his business to say anything to someone else anyways

it was a secret that remains between the three of you

all was known was that you and oikawa broke up and you acted like he wasnt even there

if you had a problem, you went to iwaizumi since he was the vice captain

other than that, you no longer interacted with oikawa

it was an obvious thing that you wouldnt go to seijoh and your families were confused, wondering what the heck happened

‘y/n? youve wanted to go with tooru to seijoh since you were younger so what changed?’

‘people change’

tooru changed

instead, you went to karasuno

it was a suggestion from the guy in the milk bread store after you expressed your dilemma of finding a high school

‘karasuno’s right up there, kid. it’s not that far of a walk, right?’

‘i guess youre right’

during your first day of high school, you were shutting the gate when you saw iwaizumi and oikawa by his door

iwaizumi raised a hand in greeting and you smiled at him before walking down the road

‘i still wont force you to tell me but just know, you either fix it or get over her’

iwaizumi cautions tooru who kept his eyes on your slowly getting smaller figure

‘but i cant fix it this time’

you disassociated yourself from volleyball for the rest of years until a good friend of yours, kiyoko, asked you to help her manage the boys

she asked you to just help her out during your last year and you agreed since shes done a lot of things for you over the years

‘we have a practice match with aoba johsai on tuesday so you think you can come then?’

you froze, not knowing what to say

but its been years and you no longer cared

besides, you still felt protective towards one of your former baby chicks kageyama and him being there with that guy worried you

so you agreed

on your way there, kageyama stuck close to you since you were the only one he trusted there

‘are you okay with this, y/n-san?’

you squeezed his arm with a smile

‘it’s okay, tobio. besides, iwa told me that kindaichi and kunimi are there and i miss them so’

the boys and you started unloading their bags and kiyoko asked you to go and fill their bottles in case

the gray-haired setter, you knew as sugawara koushi, accompanied you to carry them so you were filling them up as he held the container of empty bottles

‘the boys are going to be good, you know. and dont worry about kageyama. hes extremely talented and we could win easily’

you gave him a reassuring smile and he nodded

‘i have faith in our firs-’

‘y/n’

a voice from behind you made the hair on your arms stand and you saw him there

he was shocked to see you there bc last thing he knew from iwa, you no longer had anything to do with volleyball

but here you were, in his castle, with an unknown person beside you

suga noticed your tense form and placed the box on the floor

he put a hand on your shoulder and made you face him

‘you know him, y/n?’

but you only gave oikawa one more look

‘no. not anymore’

oikawa screamed

yall that one last line is not relevant to the story but i put it there since someone pointed out that oikawa was always screaming and i thought that was a funny comment

[we-arethenewheroes]

I Hate Bullies part1

Stray Kids Felix Imagine

bully!felix x reader

Synopsis : you just got a scholarship (thanks to your amazing grades and talent at handball) and just got transferred to one of the most prestigious high school in Seoul Korea : Inchang Highschool. But of course, life couldn't be so wonderful. (ft enhypen, theboyz, clc and more)

>> Part2 Part3

"The score is 17-17 right now, if we mark, we win, if we don't, they win."

"B-but we have only 1 min left ! Coach, it's impossible !"

"Y/N, do you think you can do it ?"

All eyes turn on you as the coach calls your name. You look at her, straight in the eyes.

"Of course I can."

You hear the high pitch noise of the whistle, signaling to the teams to go back to the field.

Okay, we have the ball, and we've been playing safe so... i just need to...

You look around a little, and as soon as the ball touches your palm, you sprint to the goal, throwing the ball to your teamate who already ran to the other side. The opponents gets it back be you quickly stop the action and get the ball back.

20 second

You get back on your feet and run to the goal again, sprinting and dribbling as fast as you can, you face three other girls trying to stop you, quickly blocked by your teamates.

5 second

You get to the zone, jump and throw the ball. You close your eyes and hear the whistle, ending the game, Then the whole stadium cheering on your side, as your teamates run to you.

"Y/N Oh my god you did it !"

You open your eyes back open to see the ball in the goal, as your opponent goes to shake your hand. You turn to see your coach talking to two inspectors, locking eyes with you, signaling you to join them.

"I must say, you impressed me today Miss L/N"

"You turned around the game and saved your team. You truly have a potential"

"That's why we want you to be part of our handball program, the Hope Pole. It's a girl's scholarship only, it can get you to great universities, and even get you to the national handball team."

"In the meantime, you'll get to study to Inchang High, looking at your grades, you will fit right in. You're actually the first one to get this scholarship, we don't usually go to other schools, but we give it a chance, and we were not disappointed."

You look at the inspectors, shocked of the news.

I did it... I finally got my scholarship...

Your coach looks at you.

"I already talked to your uncle about it, and he wanted the decision to be fully yours. So what do you say ? You're in ?"

She smiles at you.

"Of course I'm in ! Where do I sign !"

You're new trophy in hand, as well as your scholarship papers, you finally get home.

Home sweet home

"Uncle ! I'm home !"

"DON'T GO IN THE KITCHEN !"

This, is my uncle, Kim Jisub.

He's very fun to be around, a great dad to his son and I, and a real, real, loser. He's been trying to be a chef for over 5 years now, with no results.

"Oh my god what did you do..."

"He tried to do some flambé noodles or whatever, didn't really work as you can see"

And this is my cousin, Kim Junho, he's 8 and just starting to get sassy, too sassy actually. He's my uncle's one and only son. His wife dies giving birth to Junho, so for my uncle, his son is very precious to him.

"Uncle ! You can't just burn stuff in the kitchen like that, at leats do it outside, I don't know! Now the only pan we had left is ruined"

"Yessss I'm sorry Y/N, I'll do a few extra shifts at work and I'll buy ten pans, I promise!"

You sigh, seriously...

"Well... Maybe you won't have to do extra shifts...."

"No way.... Don't tell me...."

Your uncle looks at you with big eyes

"You got a job ??"

You sigh again, more annoyed this time.

"No ! iI got my scholarship you idiot !"

Your uncle's eyes get even bigger

"Oh my god- well first of all, don't call me idiot- and Oh My God ! Y/N congrats!"

Your uncle smiles at you and hugs you, congratulating you on your scholarship.

"Hum, am I gonna benefit from your 'scholarship' ?"

You turn to your cousin,

"Well, yes? Probably ?"

"Then, congrats Y/N, I knew you could do it."

He outs on a fake smile, but you know he is actually happy for you. This little brat, I swear

You sitting at the kitchen counter, as your uncle tries to save the burnt pan, while your cousin is in his room.

"So, what's in this scholarship exactly?"

"Well, first, I get to be in the Seoul Girls Team training program, I get to study at Inchang High, AND, I have a big fat check every month to pay for 'school supplies, books and clothes', but we all know here that we just gonna buy some new furniture and pay the rent."

"Oh noo, come one Y/N, you earned it, you do whatever you want with it."

Your uncle goes to clean the burnt pan.

".... How much is it?"

"1 000 000won a month." (~1000$)

Your uncle stop his action and goes quiet for a moment, then turns to you.

"say what now ?"

"You heard it well, Jisub."

Your uncle turns back to the pan, then looks at you, then look at the pan. He picks it up from the sink, goes to the trash can and put the pan in it.

"Uuuh ??? Excuse me sir, you can't just give up like that-"

"Y/N, with 1 000 000won a month, we can pay and the rent, and water, and the gaz, and the electricity, and 20 pans, heck, we can buy new forks and knives, new beddinds- new BEDS"

"Don't go to far"

"You get the point !"

"Yes, I get it. I'll give you the money so you'll be able to pay for everything and don't have to worry about extra shifts."

"Y/N..."

"I knoew your dream is to have your own restaurant, well now you can save your job's money to buy one, and we won't have to worry about money ever again!"

Your uncle looks at you and sits next to you. He sigh.

"I know I'm not the best parent ever, amd can't keep a job to save my life, I forget your birthday, or can't nake it to graduations, but I try my best, to keep you and Junho safe."

You look at your uncle, letting him talk.

"I promised your parents and grandparents to keep you feed and warm, no matter the cost, and I will keep doing that. But this scholarship- this money, you earned it yourself. You accomplished what I couldn't accomplish. This money is yours, keep it. Buy clothes and makeup, video games, new handball outfits- whatever you want to have, have it. Live your teen years. You shouldn't worry about money, you should worry about grades and boys. You'll have plenty of time to worry about money, but this time is not now. Over my dead my body."

You look at your uncle, his eyes tearing, probably sad that he made you worry about money too, also sad talking about your parents.

"Don't worry uncle, I will. I promise."

You smile at your uncle and hug him.

"I hate to see you guys grow up"

"Ookay that's enough sads for today, I'm gonna take a shower"

You get on your feet and head to the shower.

"A few years back I used to shower you ! You were just a little baby!-"

Inchang High, one of the most prestigious school in Seoul, in this school it's just rich kids, sons and daughters of CEO, conglomerates, lawyers, surgeons, heck even politicians. And here I am, daughter of deceased parents, adopted by her jobless uncle. Wow, impressive.

You look at your new school for a few seconds then make your way into the building. You look around and search for the teacher's office. You knock at the open door and get the attention of two professors.

"Ah ! You must be L/N Y/N right? Come over here."

You approach a tall men, pretty young, wearing round black glasses. You stand next to him

"I'm Mr. Choi, your homeroom teacher, and English teacher. Are you excited for your first day?" He asks, smiling at you.

"Yeah, kinda nervous but very excited."

"Don't be, the students are nice, and seeing your excellent grades, you'll get used to this school in no time."

Mr.Choi turns to his well organized and neat desk and get a few books and papers from a drawer.

"Come on, I'll get you to your class, it's the 1-4"

You then follow your teacher out of the office, and into the corridors. He talks to you about the school's history and building but you can't seem to focus.

You look around, seeing all those rich kids. They all look so neat and clean, they all have expensive shoes and bags, jeweleries, immaculate white button ups, well ironed skirts, their uniform all looks so nicely fited. Next to them, I just look like a homeless men, like a fly in the soup..

"Ans here is your class, not everyone is here yet, you can take a sit next to the window, at the 5th row, the class president is at the front row doing some homework, is name is Heeseung, if you need anything you can just ask him, now I gotta go, but I'll see you around, okay?"

You nod at your teacher and bow to him goodbye as he leaves. You take a deep breath before entering the class, you try to look as presentable and open the glass door.

From the outside you could only see the front row, but as you sneak your head inside, you see that every single one of your classmates are already in class, as they turn to you, all going completely silent at the new arrival.

Oh my god they're all looking at me waht do I-

"You must be Y/N," you turn to the voice, "I'm Heeseung, the class president." He stands up,

"Mr.Choi told you about me ?..."

"No" you look at him, quite confused "The principal came to the class lasy friday to tell us you'd be here." Oh boy

"Yeah" you turn to the other voice in the class, this time a girl. "We missed half of our math class because of it."

"O-oh hum well, I-" I'm sweating wdid-

"We should thanks you for that hahhaa" the tension get down immediately as your classmates giggles at the student's comments

"Yeah, the teacher was so pissed, we were supposed to have a test but we couldn't do it"

It's actually goind better than I expected...

Yo see the same girl approaching you "I'm Eunbin, and this is Chanhee, my best friend"

She points at a shy guy with blond hair. You wave at him and he wave back at you.

Heeseung, still standing next to you clears his throat

"Do you know where you have to sit ?"

"Oh, hum yeah, Mr.Choi said I had to sit at the 5th row, next to the window."

Heeseung looks at EunBin, who looks at Chanhee, who looks back at Heeseung. They all seem very... Scared ?

"Wha-what's up guys..?? Is something wrong ?"

Heeseung looks at you "Maybe we should ask the teacher to change your sit or-"

Then, a girl with one of her friend pushes Eunbin to the side to get a look at you. She's scans you from head to toe, cleary judging you.

"Hum, excuse me? Who are you and why are looking at me like I just ran over you dog ?"

"Where did you get those shoes ?"

"Uuhh the store ? Where do you buy shoes, dumbass"

The girl looks at you dead in the eyes "Do you know who I am?"

"well, no, that's why I asked, 'Who are you', or do you not understand ?"

Eunbin holds back her laugh.

"I am the daughter of the-"

"I don't care, actually. What do you want ?"

Even Heeseung can't seem to keep a straight face, turning his back at the girl a little.

"Hu- well- How dare you-"

"Oh my goooood what. do. you. want. Let's get this over with please."

The girl stutters a bit, she clearly didn't expect for you to respond like that.

If she thought that I'd be impressed or scared then she's wrong.

"Look, if you're here to be intimidating, it's not working, okay ? You got here because your the daughter of some conglomerate men, I got here thanks to my talent and hard work, so you're not scaring me."

The girl humphs and turnd on her heels, get out of the room.

"Oh my god, Y/N, you have some balls wtf" Eunbin says, looking at you with her to thumbs up. "You were really cool just now." She looks at Heeseung "She'll do just fine with Lee Felix"

"Lee Felix? Who's that ?" You look at Heeseung.

"He's... Humm your class neighbor !"

"And also a bully." It's the first thing Chanhee ever says to you.

"A bully ? Seriously ? I'm next to a bully? Damn I HATE bullies.."

Chanhee stands up and stans before you. "If you could shut him down like you did with the other girl, I think you could do a lot of good in this class, heck even the school"

You look at Chanhee, "Don't worry, I won't let him bully anyone under my sight, that's for sure."

As you finish talking, you hear the bell ring, and the teacher coming in the room. You take a sit. He's not here yet-

As you think of it, you hear the back door sliding open, seeing a tall guy with black hair, looking at his phone, followed by two other guys talking to each other. The two guys takes sit next to the door as the other guy sit next to you. I assume he's Lee Felix..

You try to not pay much attention to him and concentrate on the lesson.

You can feel the ray of the sunrise shining on your the left side of your face, the warm feeling giving you chills down your back.

You then hear a low voice "You're blocking the light." Lee Felix...

You sigh, not even giving him a look. "Not my problem."

Felix sighs, clearly annoyed at your response. "Who the fuck even are you-" he says as he turns to you, but as his eyes gets to you, he's amazed. It's like seeing an angel...

He's never seen a beauty like your yours, as the sun hugs your features so prefectly, you hair falling on your shoulders, the concentrated look on your face. Everything he sees is perfect.

I found an angel..

A/N: hope you liked it ! Follow me to know the story, part 2 coming very soon !!!! (Class 1-4 is nothing serioussss it's just because my class is the 104 so yeah)

[gdwessel]

Kizuna Road 2021 Night 5 - 6/20/2021; State Of Emergency Now Lifted In Nine Prefectures; NJPW Resurgence In Los Angeles With Fans, Moxley, Jay, Good Brothers, Shooter, Lio Rush 8/14/2021; NJPW Strong Episode 44 - 6/18/2021: Josh Alexander Debuts, Tag Team Turbulence w/ Good Brothers In July on Strong

The tour continued today, in another show that was not streamed. Meanwhile, the state of emergency is now lifted in nine prefectures, with Okinawa remaining under the order until 7/11/2021. Seven of those nine, including Tokyo and Osaka, will have quasi-emergency measures taking place (as detailed in an earlier post), but also, there are claims that the vaccinations will be accelerated during this not-state-of-emergency period by the government. We’ll see if that actually takes place. So far they have seemed more willing to try to hold the Olympics than to take care of the needs of the people. (One wonders if this modern IOC would have forced the Games to go on during World War II, but then, they literally did hold the Games in Nazi Germany in 1936, so...)

Results:

- 6/20/2021, Ibaraki Lily Arena MITO

El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru [SZKG] d. Ryusuke Taguchi & Yuya Uemura (Desperado > Uemura, Numero Dos, 10:49)

Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima, Yuji Nagata & Master Wato d. Hiroshi Tanahashi, Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma & Yota Tsuji (Tenzan > Tsuji, Anaconda Vice, 11:15)

Hirooki Goto, Tomohiro Ishii, YOSHI-HASHI & Toru Yano [CHAOS] d. EVIL, Yujiro Takahashi, Dick Togo & Jado [Bullet Club] (Ishii > Togo, DQ, 11:26)

SHO, YOH & Kazuchika Okada [CHAOS] d. Taiji Ishimori, El Phantasmo & Gedo [Bullet Club] (Okada > Gedo, Money Clip, 12:11)

Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, Shingo Takagi & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables] d. Taichi, Zack Sabre Jr., Minoru Suzuki & DOUKI [SZKG] (Takagi > DOUKI, Last Of The Dragon, 16:40)

I had the last match listed incorrectly (twice) in earlier posts, oops. EVIL, Yujiro and Togo attacked the CHAOS team following the DQ and declared they would be the next NEVER 6-Man Comedy champions.

Last night, New Japan of America announced Resurgence, taking place on 8/14/2021 at The Torch At LA Coliseum in Los Angeles, California. This will be NJPW’s first show in the USA with fans since the last night of The New Beginning USA 2020 in Atlanta, GA on 2/1/2020. (Several shows had been planned, including Lion’s Break: Project 3 during Wrestlemania Weekend and Wrestle Dynasty in Madison Square Garden but obviously the pandemic put those plans on hold.)

The talents announced are quite something. Both IWGP US Heavyweight Champion Jon Moxley and NEVER Openweight Champion Jay White are listed for the event, as is Shota Umino, marking his first NJPW match since the 12th Young Lions Cup final day on 9/22/2019. Speculation is rife that we will see a reunion between Mox and Shooter, and it seems quite likely!

Also listed are the Good Brothers, “Machine Gun” Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows, returning to the NJPW ring for the first time since February 2016. Juice Robinson & David Finlay are listed as well, as is NJPW Strong Openweight Champion “Filthy” Tom Lawlor, and Lio Rush, in what may be his final match both with NJPW and in wrestling.

No card has been announced yet. Tickets will go on sale on 6/30/2021, starting at $39. This show will also be shown in English on FITE TV for a price, and in Japanese on NJPWWorld.

This Friday’s episode of NJPW Strong was pretty Impact Wrestling heavy, as Satoshi Kojima was in the main event, and Impact’s X Division champion Josh Alexander made his NJPW debut, continuing the Ignition series of shows.

Josh Alexander [Impact] d. Alex Coughlin (Divine Intervention, 11:25)

Bateman [ROH] & Barrett Brown d. Fred Rosser & Adrian Quest (Bateman > Quest, This Is A Kill, 9:41)

Satoshi Kojima d. JR Kratos [Team Filthy] (Lariat, 11:26)

Kojima gets the win in his grudge match, whilst Barrett Brown continues to come out on top over Adrian Quest in their former-partners beef. Alexander acquitted himself nicely in his NJPW debut.

Next week will have the NJPW Strong Openweight title match between “Filthy” Tom Lawlor v. Karl Fredericks.

Coming soon to NJPW Strong is the Tag Team Turbulence tournament starting in July. The Good Brothers will be taking part in this, but so will Yuji Nagata, returning to NJPW Strong. Here are the first round matchups for this single elimination tournament starting on the 7/16/2021 edition of NJPW Strong:

TJP [FREE] & Clark Connors v. Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows [Impact]

Kevin Knight & The DKC v. Jorel Nelson & Royce Isaacs

Yuji Nagata & Ren Narita v. Fred Yehi & Wheeler Yuta

Brody King [ROH] & Chris Dickinson v. JR Kratos & Danny Limelight [Team Filthy]

It’s single elimination, but let’s face it, the odds are high the Good Brothers are winning this, being multiple IWGP tag champs in the past.

The tour takes a day off tomorrow, before resuming Tuesday with a title match main event. The Young Lions’ trial series’ continue as well.

- 6/22/2021, Tokyo Korakuen Hall (NJPWWorld)

Yuya Uemura Trial Series: Yuya Uemura v. Taichi [SZKG]

Yota Tsuji Trial Series: Yota Tsuji v. Zack Sabre Jr. [SZKG]

SHO, YOH, Kazuchika Okada & Toru Yano [CHAOS] v. Taiji Ishimori, El Phantasmo, Gedo & Jado [Bullet Club]

Kota Ibushi, Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & Yuji Nagata v.  Shingo Takagi, Tetsuya Naito, SANADA & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables]

NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team Championship: Hirooki Goto, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI [CHAOS] © v. EVIL, Yujiro Takahashi & Dick Togo [Bullet Club]

[hotmesshotline]

If Square can make us pay for dlc

That should have been in the game to begin with, can we all chip in money for an alternate ending? No? Maybe? Hahaha PLEASE??¿

[callboxkat]

(Un)Broken - part 3

Author’s note: I’m back! It’ll be at least a week before you guys get another part, but have this one for now. :)

Warnings: self deprecation, headache mention, doctor mention, injury mention, food mention

Word count: 1579

Masterpost in the notes!

...

Patton walked into his apartment and quietly shut the door behind him. He slid the lock into place, then leaned back against the door with a soft sigh. He didn’t know why he was upset. He should be happy, shouldn’t he? He’d spent the evening bowling with his friends, after all.

He just kept remembering that moment, when he’d cheered about Logan knocking down those two pins—because Logan had been having a really hard time, and it was the first time they’d hung out together having fun like they had before his injury, and Patton had just been so excited to see him finally hit some pins! Logan, though, had clearly not been nearly as excited. Patton had seen how he rolled his eyes. Probably thinking that Patton was making fun of him. But Patton would never do that—Logan was one of his favorite people in the world!

Patton traipsed over to his sofa and threw himself onto it heavily, facedown on the cushions.

He knew that it was dumb. It was just one little thing, one little eye roll. It just hurt him to think that Logan might have thought poorly of him, even for a second.

He was distracted from his wallowing when his phone chimed its text tone at him. Patton reluctantly rolled partway over, just enough to grab his phone from his pocket and bring it up to his face.

Oh! It was Logan! Patton quickly swiped to open the message. It was a group text, sent out to all of them.

Logan: I greatly enjoyed our excursion to the bowling alley this afternoon. I hope that everyone else had as pleasant of a time as I did.

A second message popped up a minute later.

Logan: My apologies if I somehow lessened anyone’s enjoyment of the evening. I understand that especially while I am still in recovery, I am not the most ‘fun’ person to be around. Thank you for inviting me along.

Patton started furiously typing, but a series of other messages were already flooding in from Joan, Virgil, and Roman, all telling Logan that they’d had fun too, and yelling at him for implying that he’d somehow made the evening any less fun. Patton sent off his own message anyway, and as soon as he did, the notification that Talyn was typing their own response came up. Good. Logan didn’t get to talk bad about himself! Not on their watch!

Several long minutes went by, and then Logan responded.

Logan: Perhaps I misread the situation. Thank you for your assurances. It will not be necessary to ‘march over to my house’, ‘physically fite’ me, or hug me so tight that you ‘wring out the nerdiness’

Logan: Additionally, Virgil, I feel the need to remind you that Patton may decide to physically fight you if you continue to insist that gloominess is your area of expertise.

Patton paused, then scrolled up. He must have missed that message in the barrage of notifications. He found it—Virgil didn’t get to be self-deprecating either!—then scrolled back down to reply.

Patton: I will! I’ll fite both of you if I have to!!!

Virgil: Ok Pat chill, no fighting necessary

Patton: Good!

Roman: We should go bowling again. You all only got a glimpse of my skills.

Roman: (Virgils dont interact)

Virgil’s and Logan’s replies came through simultaneously.

Logan: I do think I would enjoy another such outing.

Virgil: You can’t stop me

The chat devolved into banter after that, mostly between Virgil and Roman. Patton just read the messages as they came through, not replying, until the others had to leave.

…

Monday rolled around all too quickly for Patton’s taste. He didn’t particularly want to get up early today, to go to class—one of them was math, after all—but he supposed there were bright sides. He did also have an art class today, and he would get to see his friends at lunch! He just preferred Tuesdays and Thursdays to the other three days of the school week because he had his actual classes with his friends.

Patton struggled through his morning class, which felt like it was moving at a glacial pace. He felt like he’d been there for so long. But finally, the bell rang; and with immense relief, he traipsed down to the cafeteria to meet his friends.

“I don’t blame you,” Roman said when Patton had finished sharing today’s math class woes. They and Virgil were sitting together, eating lunch in the cafeteria. “When are you ever going to need to know how to calculate a third derivative?”

“Exactly,” Patton sighed, putting his head down on the cafeteria table. “But it’s required, for my major….”

“You—you could always ask Logan for help,” Virgil suggested after a moment. “He’s pretty good at math.”

“Uh, yeah, I sure hope he is,” Roman said, his tone of voice mimicking that of a certain well-known six-second-video. “He’s a math major.”

Patton shook his head, but he did so without lifting it off the table, so it was more like he just rolled it morosely from side to side. “I don’t wanna bother him. He’s still got his concussion thingy to deal with.”

“C’mon, Pat, it couldn’t hurt to ask,” Roman said. “Besides, he could do derivatives in his sleep. Concussion or not.”

Patton just let out a soft, extended whine. If he hadn’t still had his head down on the wooden table, he would have seen Virgil and Roman glance at each other.

He felt a gentle poke on the top of his head. “What’s up?” Virgil asked.

“He’s gonna think I’m dumb,” Patton mumbled.

“Why would he think that?” Roman sounded genuinely confused. Patton could hear Virgil’s chair creaking as he shifted.

“Because he already does,” he heard himself whine. He knew he should just stop talking, but… whoops.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Virgil argued.

At the same time, Roman said, “That’s preposterous!” He normally had a habit of pronouncing it like ‘perpostrous’, which annoyed Logan to no end. He was pretty sure Roman did it on purpose at this point, evidenced by the fact that he said it correctly this time, when Logan wasn’t there.

“Logan knows you’re not dumb,” Virgil continued. “And it’s not like he hasn’t helped you before. What’s up?”

Patton sighed, gathered his willpower, and lifted his head from the table, sitting up. “I… I guess you’re right,” he sighed. He forced his features into a meek smile. “Sorry, kiddos. I’m just tired.”

“That’s okay.” Roman said.

“I mean… I get it,” Virgil said quietly. “Logan’s got stuff to worry about already. But he’s getting better, isn’t he? He’s allowed to drive and use phones and everything again. And it’s—it’s like Ro said, the stuff you’re working on is easy for him. I’m not—I’m not saying it is easy,” he amended quickly, even though Patton hadn’t been offended. “Logan’s just….”

“A huge nerd?” Roman suggested.

“A huge nerd. In a good way. Not being like him doesn’t make someone dumb. And you—” he fixed Patton with such an intense stare that the sophomore actually shrank backwards a bit. “You. Are. Not. Dumb. Nobody thinks you are. Not me, not Roman, not Talyn or Joan… and Logan sure as heck doesn’t think you’re dumb either.”

“But….”

Virgil was clearly running out of steam (that still happened sometimes when he talked a lot, though he was getting better) so Roman jumped in.

“If we’re not allowed to talk bad about ourselves, neither are you.”

Patton looked at them both for a second. Virgil was chewing the corner of his bottom lip and Roman had half a piece of Crofter’s-covered toast forgotten in one hand, but both were looking at him intently.

“O-o-okay. You’re right. I just got a bit silly, I suppose. I don’t like not understanding things.”

“We know,” Roman said. “You could always get someone else to tutor you, but I’m sure Logan’ll help if you ask…. Where is he, anyway?” He frowned slightly, leaning away from the table to look around.

Patton searched the room for a moment too, then glanced at the Mickey Mouse watch on his wrist. Logan should definitely have been here by now, if he were coming.

Virgil briefly chewed his lip a bit more intensely than before, then stopped and opened his mouth. “He—could he be sick?”

Roman sighed. “Probably… I hope he’s okay. Logan never misses class.”

That was true. The first time any of them remembered Logan missing class had been when he’d gone to the hospital after his accident. Logan valued class attendance too highly, and he was religious about hygiene, so he rarely so much as caught a mild cold. Recently, though, things were different.

“Could be another doctor’s appointment,” Patton mused noncommittally.

“I thought he had one on Friday, though,” Virgil pointed out with a frown.

Roman shrugged. “He’s probably fine.” He set down the toast that he seemed to finally remember was in his hand. “I for one am just glad he’s taking care of himself.”

Virgil nodded in agreement. Patton took a sip from his drink and didn’t respond.

“Hey…uh, you’ve got an art class today, right?” Virgil asked, changing the subject.

Patton nodded, brightening. “I sure do!”

“What are you working on?”

Patton turned to grab a little sketchbook from his backpack and opened it up, showing Virgil a few sketches as he talked about his current project. He knew Virgil was trying to distract him. He let him do it.

...

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[prodwonsol]

lucas as that dude in your physical science class

 a bullet oneshot

(that you’ll eventually fall in love with oops)

okay here we go

you’re a senior in high school

and physical science happens to be one of your favorite subjects

because you love chemistry and physics so much

so yes

in the midst of the 1st semester

a new student comes in your school

people talked about him and you heard that he was chinese and thai

and really tall, they said

wELL THEY DIDN’t mEntion handsome as fuck did thEy

so there was an empty seat beside you for the whole school year

and you didn’t know that the newcomer was gonna be in your class

so you saw someone take the seat beside you

and ok you’re like “holy shit r u rly gonna sit beside me— you should sit at the back or else the people will complain”

but it’s like someone will offer their seats to the newcomer

jk they probably would

but that newcomer decided to stay there

“hi im yukhei— but call me lucas”

he told you as he offered his hand

you were just as starstruck as a starstruck

what am i saying—

it took you like 2 minutes seconds to reply and shook his hand

“i’m Y/N” with a smile lucas thought was adorable

so ok classes have started

and the girls in your class couldn’t help but sneak glances on lucas

he’s THAT handsome

while they stare, you rolled your eyes to yourself

thinking that he’s not that special

but you kinda thought to yourself that yeah he’s cute

so hehe

the first semester is almost gonna end

in a short summary,

lucas kinda slept all the time in physical science classes

mainly because he was more of a history or social science type of person

so finals are coming up for the first semester

and while you were fixing your locker

someone tapped your shoulder

and you turned around & it was wong yukhei the newcomer

he smiles sweetly at you and hands you a chocolate bar—

“hi,,,, i’m giving you this because i’m gonna ask for a small favour—“

“i’m gonna send my notes to you dw”

and he was like no bruv

“no— i mean, i wanted you to teach me, only if you want; i won’t force you.”

and with your love for physical science

you’re known as someone cold and someone who’s probably gonna fite you if they try to outsmart you which they can’t

but you saw him sleep all day in classes

so you know how he really wasn’t copying notes

so your inner warm heart melted in sympathy

so you agreed on tutoring him for your finals

ff to the tutoring day (which was a friday night)

before friday night, lucas gave you his number

because you’ll be tutoring him in his house

since the library “makes him sleepy”

he’s always sleeping, you reckon

so okay you texted him that you were on his porch now

he opens the door and you took in his appearance

he was just wearing his white shit shirt i mean, and grey sweats

wait— his hair looks wet

“sorry it took long; i was showering”

you didn’t mind waiting bc his house looked so beautiful outside

and well, inside, too

not to mention the owner of the ho—

okay where were we

you two started to put your things for school in the living room’s coffee table

yes you guys will not be studying in his room

it was your idea

okay so

y’all started on chemistry

and throughout the tutor study session,

lucas couldn’t stop staring at you

which means he wasn’t listening all along

and you didn’t notice it until you asked him a question:

“lucas i don’t remember this question: was this a covalent bond or a noncovalent bond?”

and without thinking he said “yes”

so you looked at him in confusion 

only to see that he was staring at you before you did

i shit you not your face was like “october revolution 1917 russia”

what i meant was red october

okAY SO

you didn’t realize that you didn’t avert your gaze somewhere else

bc dude why does his lips look so soft today

you took in his appearance unconsciously

and then you were snapped outta your thoughts when lucas’ lips moved

“can i kiss you?”

your eyes widened bc like wat bitch 

but you were so mesmerized with his beauty so you just

nodded your head like yeah sure bro i was staring at ur lips all along im glad u took the hint

im kidding

so he leaned in and softly kisses you

the kiss was kinda short, i mean the position was weird

but after that “study session” he asked you out and asked if you were available on saturdays

and hell yeah (then that was were you started falling in love with the transferee

who lied that he’d want to get tutored when infact he just wanted to hang out with you)

physical science who

[producerhoe]

boba.

cai xukun, your local boba barista who always intentionally misspells your name

word count: 724 words

note: yaaay i finally made an ip/nine percent bullet scenario <33 i know its already been a week since idol producer’s finale. but lemme say congratulations to the nine percent members!! but im still salty as fuck that xingjie did not made it and im always ready to fite for him HE DESERVES IT KSJSKSJ but anyways, feel free to request from me uwu i have lots of free time in my hands, and my specialty is bullet scenarios! but only for wanna one, nine percent, and other idol producer trainees only qwq. okay now on with this xukun scenario lmaoo

you looked down at your watch to see the time

4:30

well it looks like i have to go now

shoving all your notebooks inside your bag

you are now set to leave the classroom to go to your local boba shop

you can basically say that you’re a regular there

always going to that one specific boba place near campus every time your classes end

from monday to friday

yep that’s right

5 days a week

you might as well become a boba as well HAHAH

but you just don’t go there for the boba

and nope, also not because of studying for your exams and quizzes

but you are intrigued by this one barista who works there

really intrigued

but at the same time

really a n n o y e d

why?

you don’t know why

but he always seems to always misspell your name

yeah that’s normal for boba shops and coffee shops

but on a daily basis?!

boi you knew that he’s doing it on purpose

as you walked inside the shop

you can already see him standing in front of the register

and as usual, has a mischievous and sly smile implanted on his pretty face

wait

did you just call him pretty?

okay,,, that was awkward  

“good afternoon! would you like the usual?”

“yes pls, also i have something to add”

“and what would that be?”

“would you p l e a s e spell my name correctly this time?”

“hmm what if i don’t want to” HE’S SO SLY GDI

“you’re impossible” you then went straight to your usual spot

at the far back corner of the shop next to the window

you don’t know why but that spot always makes you feel at peace

taking your laptop and some of your notebooks out, you proceed on reviewing your upcoming examinations

“uh why must i suck at math”

as you were struggling to answer the problem set in front of you

you didn’t realize that a devious barista is already in front of your table together with your order

“looks like someone is having a hard time”

“what do you want now lucifer?”

“ouch that’s not a very nice thing to say”

“whatever just give my drink”

he then set your drink on your table

as he was walking away, you heard him say

“did you know that you’re solving that problem completely wrong”

“wait” you stopped him to walk any further

“can you help me?”

a wave of embarrassment flooded your being

“i knew you would say that”

he sat next to you and showed you how to properly answer the problem that you’ve been struggling with for the last 10 minutes

“i never knew you were a smartpants, bc i always thought you’re a dumbass”

you then realized it’s the perfect time to ask him why he always misspells your name all the time

“btw why do you always misspell my name? and don’t lie to me i know you’re doing it completely intentional, and heck my name isn’t even that hard to spell”

“okay you got me”

he raised his hands as if he was arrested

“i did that because the moment when you first walked to this shop, you already took my interest”

“so i made a stupid plot to make you notice me, but looked like it wasn’t working bc you don’t seem to mind and just kept of studying”

“and i’m also sure that you don’t even know my name” he lowers his head

“how can i not know your name? mr. cai xukun”

boi he’s shookt

“h-how did you?”

“duh it’s in your nametag dumbo”

“oh yeah”

you didn’t realize the time, and forgot that you have dinner with your parents in like 20 minutes

“well i got to go now,,,”

and a certain suddenly soft and shy barista was not happy that you’re leaving

you saw the change in his mood

taking a pen and a post it

you wrote your number and place the post it on xukun’s forhead

“here you go dumbo ill be expecting a text later”

as you exited the shop

you may or may not saw xukun jumping around the inside the shop looking like a complete fool

but he doesn’t care

bc his stupid way of making you notice him actually worked

[whowouldwininafite]

[missblogging]

Ok.... w H A T...

...

W H A T????

BTDubbs, I’ve already tried calling the phone number in the end... it sadly won’t call so I guess it doesn’t exist. bUT IF SOMEONE DOES FIGURE IT OUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!

OK! First thing’s first, wHo’S THE SON OF A BITCH THAT MADE THE QUARTERMASTER CRY??? WHO??? IMA TURN YOU INTO THE CHRISTMAS GOOSE THAT THE QUARTERMASTER SHOT DOWN!! FITE MEH!!! 

Ahem, also, we’ve got a few things going on here. I’m going to guess that the newest episode it a fundraiser episode since Campbell is in jail and all, so that’d probably explain why this trailer’s all about guilt tripping us- aND IT’S WORKING TAKE MY MONEY DAMMIT!!! But, everything doesn’t go into plan perfectly, with One. Max

Two. Nikki

and Three. Neil...

But of course, our heroes as always save the day miraculously!!

Okokok so I'm gonna try and put this all in a sorta timeline kinda thing- so from here on out its like- spoilers??? I guess???

Ok, so it all starts off like any normal day, only today. They’re all fucked. So normal I guess. David and Gwen are talking about debts and of course. How the fuck are we gonna feed ten kids, plus three adults. They discuss things together, and Gwen thinks, why not sell some stuff, rip off a few people. David’s just here like- “No Gwen! That’s a terrible idea! We can’t just sell things to the people!” 

“It’s either we sell some shit or we're gonna start teaching the kid’s how to hunt.” 

“...”

“David don’t you fucking dare-”

“I’LL GET THE CAMPERS AND THE EQUIPMENT!”

“... Goddammit...” 

David then gathers the campers for breakfast, it’s a “lot shittier than usual.” Max would say. Gwen would probably have to explain after David tries to baby the answer and Max calling bullshit on him. Max also suggesting to sell shit, with Gwen like, “I told you.” And Max suggesting they sell some of Quartermaster’s shit, and of course without the Quartermasters consent. 

It results to later on after breakfast, David and Gwen are trying to sell some of the Quartermaster's shit, which went downhill since it was some weird shit... like... really weird... (It’s last few minutes in the real world ended quicker than you can say Kinky sex... it ended up in the dumpster) The councilers come back to camp empty handed, well, with like- a few bucks after selling this one weird thing to a creepy dude, but hey- we’re not one to judge that much.

It’s lunch, and Quartermaster is washing dishes and sobbing while trying to wash off the blood from the hunt he went on for the said lunch. David comforts him afterward, telling him that he can find some more... interesting objects soon, maybe even better than the ones he had.

Everyone’s out of ideas until Preston (excitedly) suggests they show a video to the residents of sleepy peak with an admission price. Gwen’s like no that's a terrible idea, David says otherwise, and Max knows this is gonna go downhill, so he gets Nikki and Neil to help him out with a plan he then thought of. 

Later on in the day, the people come in, they’re all sitting in their seats. The screen is showing, everything is going out alright, until the video starts, Max is in it. He’s smiling, Gwen’s anxious, she’s warning him not to do anything stupid, he does, but with benefits. Nikki, later on, claims she found a human skull all covered in dirt, which possibly belonged to Jasper, but more to that later.  David or Gwen gets after her and she pulls off the puppy dog eyes, (they were probably trying to confiscate the skull). Nikki wins this battle.

Neil then distracts the crowd with papers and documents, (not really sure where that goes) The actual video finally starts but it’s super shitty. Max then comes in with a wheel barrel full of tomatoes claiming $20 each tomato, and of course, since all the adults are assholes and don’t care if they’re shattering a kids dreams, buy a shit ton of tomatoes and start throwing. 

The day ends with Nurf upset that his tomato plant is pretty much gone, Preston lost then chance to actually prove that he’s capable of showing something, and Max makes a shit tone of money that can probably keep them alive for the rest of the summer. However, Preston actually gets the chance to make a video, by creating a public service announcement which has Nurf narrating, and Harrison speaking at the end about calling for your very own Quartermaster bag. It goes out ok, I guess... 

                                                    The End

TADAH!!! What do you think? Possibly close to what might happen? Eh well, we’ll figure it out when it comes out tHIS FRIDAY!!!! YAYYYY!!!

[cosmicdaya]

Imagine being neighbors with Peter Parker...

+ greeting each other before going to school as you guys always go to school at the same time

+ peter checking you out

+ please that boy gets nervous the moment he sees you

+ ’hey parker, how are you?”

+ ‘i’m... fine, ya.”

+ walking to school together (AWAWAWAW)

+ this happened because one day you woke up late and missed your bus

+ peter just happened to pass by you, looking at you run after the bus

+ ‘hey, did you miss the bus?’

+ ‘isn’t that obvious, parker?’

+ ‘woo, parker. play it cool, don’t ruin your chance,’

+ ‘so,...do you like...want to walk to school together?’ 

+ ‘yeah, why not. i could use some company,’

+ a very bright tint of red spreads down till his neck as he clears his throat

+ baking sessions with may!!!

+ i swear to god that lady makes the best cakes and pastries

+ you were sure that she uses witchcraft to make her cakes

+ usually covered in flour after the session 

+ peter coming home to a lot of cakes

+ trying to decide whose cake to eat first 

+ movie nights on fridays!!!

+ you choosing some chick-flick while peter chooses some random action movie

+ both of you fighting over it

+’you guys are not kids! just compromise!’ may’s voice from the kitchen

+ peter looking down at his hands and HIS FACE BECOMING SO SQUISHY

+ his lips formed a pout and you looked at his expression

+ your heart melted the moment you saw him

+ I SWEAR TO GOD THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO HIS PINCH HIS CHEEKS 

+ ok forget what i said

+ you guys agree to watch nerve

+sorry i love that badass movie

+him shouting at the characters when they do some stupid shit

+’no sydney you just don’t walk on a damn ladder. now look you broke your phone’

+ ‘who is this tyler dude?’

+ you laughing at his stupid comments that make no sense

+ like seriously, it makes no sense

+ sleeping halfway through the movie

+ one of peter’s arms will be around you as you lay on his chest on the couch

+ the soft glow from the television illuminating your faces

+ me screaming SOFT BABIES

+ aunt may looking at you two with a smile on her face

+ she lowkey ships you both or maybe highkey?

+ god i love her so much

+ study dates with spooder boi

+ ‘hey what’s the answer for this?’

+ ‘i just told you. it’s 3″

+ throwing stationeries at each other

+ usually ending up in pillow fights

+ peter coming to your house to study with you for the finals

+ his heart flutters as he sees the messy bun and the coffee in your hand

+ gushing over how cute you are when you are stressed

+ you and peter = GOALS

I LOVE PETER PARKER SM FITE ME

[danwhobrowses]

AEW Full Gear 2021 - Initial Reaction and Review

It's time, but is it time for Hangman?

Years ago when BTE was trying to promote PAC vs Hangman for All Out - which of course didn't happen - the Bucks and Cody would often make fun of Hangman's physique compared to PAC and call him 'not Full Gear ready', little did we know that this was the seeds planted for the PPV name, and the possible culmination of Hangman's journey.

But, there is still a lot of other good matches on the card to look forward to, which we shall in this.

I will admit that I didn't watch this live, so any cuts I missed I'm afraid will be lost on me, I watched this as I usually do on Fite

Spoilers for the PPV, so be warned

The Buy In

As per usual I have my criticisms of the Buy In. You fit 4 matches on Friday's Rampage, but 1 for the Buy In? People would've already watched the countdown, any new fans you're trying to draw in don't need the promos hammered over their head here only to see it again in the PPV. Use the Buy In to show your talent and maybe setup some stories there, and then people who got a taste will stick around to see the big guns.

Regular note that I will be noting who I expected to win in Italics

After some promo packages that took up HALF of the Buy In, we got to the show.

Dante Martin Interview Segment Dante was interviewed by Tony about Rampage's approach by Team Tazz - who were in the luxury box. Before Dante could respond though, the Acclaimed came out, dissing Lio's multiple retirements (thankfully not his dead grandmother) and Team Tazz's lack of TV time. Bowens had the mic as well to try and run down all of Dante's potential team ups, which was partly shouted down by the crowd's 'Shut the Fuck Up', Bowens made a claim for Dante to join the Acclaimed instead, demanding a direct answer or them breaking his legs. Actions spoke louder than words when Dante knocked Bowens then Caster off the apron, then redoing his stupendous mat-to-top-rope-jump-flip-senton to send the Acclaimed scurrying.

Then a couple more promos before an actual match with 20 mins to go.

TBS Tag Match Thunder Rosa & Hikaru Shida def. Nyla Rose [w/Vickie Guerrero] & Jamie Hayter (Pinfall by Shida on Nyla via Jacknife pin) As an opening note, I think that we should've put this on the card, there is one particular match I felt didn't need to be on the card and we could've used another Women's Division match, even if it wasn't the TBS tournament final - which I can understand not rushing.

The heels came out first, Nyla vibing to Jamie's entrance was not missed though. Shida got a nice pop but Rosa got the bigger pop, entering the ring to shove Hayter before the bell.

Nyla and Rosa started, some decent counter play to start from Rosa, reversing a fireman's carry into a crucifix, then a casa dora into a rollup. Shida got tagged in, Nyla almost powered out to knock them into each other but Shida caught Rosa for an assisted dropkick. The crowd got more into Shida, feeding off her energy to get a Holy Shida chant. Tagging in Rosa again, Nyla powered out of the team suplex and hit them both with a dropkick, tagging Hayter in who kept Rosa in the corners. Trading corner chops, Jamie's physicality overcame Rosa's attempted flurry, but La Mera Mera was able to tag in Shida after side-stepping Hayter's tackle and sending her into the ring post.

Shida had a hot tag going, a knee strike and dropkick, it looks like she was gonna do a Dominator but maybe overshot the lift and Jamie landed on her feet behind her, the small botch saved with a roundhouse kick. Shida's running knee though was intercepted by Nyla opening up the ropes when the ref wasn't looking, sending her crashing outside the ring, before cheekily telling the hard cam 'Imma help her up' before knocking her down with a lariat (honestly, Nyla is hilarious). Tony was quick to point out that Serena Deeb was also in the crowd, enjoying the Shida beatdown, they did show her again but still good eyes on him.

Nyla and Jamie beat down Shida for a bit, including a whiplash level hair pull by Hayter to deny a Shida fight-back. Although Shida was able to get to the ropes during a choke, Nyla kicked the foot away and distracted her long enough for Hayter to pull Shida into her corner, Nyla even biting Shida for a bit before being tagged in and inciting Rosa, Hayter tagged in again to deal more punishment, again fending off a potential fight back with her meaty looking backbreaker which Rosa broke on 2. Shida kicks Hayter's arms away, but when she reaches for Rosa she get hit by a German Suplex, both women though make it to the tag.

Rosa goes to town on Nyla, her leaping corner clothesline also accidentally kicked the camera lens. Swinging knees to Nyla, shotgun dropkick to Hayter, running corner dropkick to Nyla, forearm for Hayter. Rosa pins Nyla but Hayter breaks it, prompting Shida to come back to the corner and get tagged in, both women striking the prone opponents on the bottom rope to the outside of the ring. Diving crossbodies for both too, where Hayter replicates that magnificent sell (if only to prove that it was a sell and not Rosa landing on Hayter's head). Shida faces down with Deeb, allowing Vickie to blindside Shida with her kendo stick on the injured knee, Nyla takes advantage and puts Shida on the top turnbuckle, tagging Hayter in and performing a variant powerplex where Nyla hit a frog splash instead of a regular splash, Nyla goes for the pin (I don't think she was legal) but Rosa breaks the pin with a missile dropkick and both she and Hayter throw each other into the outside. Nyla goes for Beast Bomb but Shida reverses it with a Hurricanrana into the ring post, jacknife pin for the 3.

Shida does well to still limp away and sell the knee as Deeb scowls at Shida from ringside. It was a nice match, surprised they let Nyla be pinned by her TBS tournament opponent here but I guess this is more because Nyla is gonna beat her in the tournament so Shida can further a feud with Deeb - which'll be great. Really enjoyed Hayter's physicality and all the women gelled well together, so it was a decent pre-show match.

Orange Cassidy Interview Tony caught up with OC and the Best Friends about the Lumberjack match on Rampage, specifically to promote a Dynamite match between the Butcher and the Blade (the latter whose brass knucks cost OC the match) and OC with a 'partner of his choice'. Kris humorously pointed at Tony as an option while Chuck - wearing the Chaos banner like a scarf - looked at Kris. OC made sure to point out that his friends have been working hard so he'll 'give them the night off' and reminded the audience of their joining of Chaos (OC forgetting the name and not knowing who was in it) before suggesting bringing one of his dogs. Now I know this is building to a Chaos member walking through the Forbidden Door again but I kinda would laugh at the idea of OC bringing a dog as a tag partner, would be a very Hiromu/Danhausen thing to do. But I did expect that this was what we were building to, Hardy doesn't win without purpose and outnumbering the Best Friends fresh off of joining a NJPW mega-faction was a clear invitation to even the odds.

Jim Ross came to the booth as Tony creeped behind the curtain, Excalibur ran down the card to finish the Buy In.

Main Card

A small side note before we begin, I dunno if it's because my grandad wants the Elton John album for xmas or Becky Lynch's tweet where she paraphrased it, but I feel like it'd be pretty cool if for a PPV - since they're on Saturdays - AEW did like a lipsync music video for 'Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting', just think it'd be a fun thing to get the audience amped. Not that they needed amping...There were Eddie chants too, unsure if that was for Kingston or Guerrero.

Pillar Fight MJF def Darby Allin [Pinfall via Headlock takeover] Interesting they started with the Pillar fight, but MJF came out first in a lavender tassle gown, bullying Justin Roberts to announce him as 'the man who can beat Darby Allin with a headlock takeover'. Darby came out with his black and white vignette, picking up 'MJF' in a car with stitches and 'loser' emblazoned on it and then rolling the car and exploding it with a molotov. Darby came out in a green coat that kinda felt out of character, Sting giving him a fist bump before leaving the two pillars alone to fight.

MJF started with some mindgames, using the headlock takeover, Darby - sporting a much more visceral looking paint - didn't get pinned and shoved MJF's face in retaliation, leading him to exchange mat wrestling with MJF; MJF won the shoulder block, but later Darby won with arm drag to symbolize how even they are, then the Monkey Flip double pin spot to keep the crowd into it. MJF rolled over to use his weight on Darby but he escaped the same way, using the momentum to get MJF pinned in a hurricanrana. MJF rolled back to make a pin but Darby kicked out, leading to a monkey flip which Darby landed on his feet, he dodged Darby's moonsault but landed into a hip toss exchange, both men kip up: still evens.

MJF is getting angry now, but not as engrossing to miss JR call them 'two of the four pillows' XD but Max uses his more heel tactics, socking Darby in the face while the ref was trying to break a corner lockup by wedging between them. Throwing Darby outside and hitting a sliding lariat, MJF does the Flair strut up the ramp for le heat, he took his eyes off the ball though when throwing Darby in the ring because when he mocked the crowd Darby hit his suicide dive+ (I've personally added the + because it's like a whole other level of suicide dive) then throwing MJF into the steps. Laying MJF on the apron, Darby clubbed the throat and then choked him with his foot, but he misses the apron Coffin Drop with a wincing thud.

MJF takes advantage of the back, elbows and knees, stretching at the spine, a torture rack backbreaker was a neat spot between him whipping Darby into the turnbuckles as hard as he could. Whenever Darby looks to rally, MJF hones on the back, but for one Backbreaker he jarred his leg (Darby's full body landed on the femur so it could've been legit but later it's clear it was worked) but he continues his advantage, biting Darby and setting him up for the Superplex. Darby though holds firm, biting MJF's head and turning him around, he tries his flip stunner but MJF sets him up for a super tombstone, Darby uses his knees to stagger MJF and lands the super flip stunner, but the back means he cannot get the pin.

Both men get to their feet, but Darby is first to the strikes and sets him up for a Coffin Drop, MJF rolls away though and when Darby comes for him he catches Darby in a headlock takeover for 1.9. Darby pushes out but MJF catches his leap for a nasty looking powerbomb backbreaker, MJF sold the knee again but it's only good for 2. With Darby on his knees, MJF hits him with a punch, only for Darby to lift himself back up twice, Darby invites a third but MJF instead bites his fingers, Darby flips out to make it a finger-lock and heats up, but when he catches a kick MJF uses an eye poke. MJF lingers, allowing Darby to dropkick his shins against the run, he tries the Code Red but MJF folds him with a ridiculous powerbomb from the Code Red position, like literally folded him! I couldn't distinguish what Excalibur called it but it was only good for 2, prompting a mocking Scorpion Death Lock by MJF, damaging the back, Darby is able to move his body out and strikes MJF's knee to release the hold, he tries the Figure Four but MJF kicks him away, but Darby then lands a chop block. Darby's corner run is elbowed away, allowing MJF to land that stomp on the extended arm as he decides to set up his Salt of the Earth, his knee buckles though when he does the turnbuckle leap allowing Darby to tackle the knee and lock in the Figure Four. The pain has MJF pinned for 2, but he rolls to his belly - which Darby breaks with the ropes leading both men to the apron.

Halfway through the time limit they strike, but Darby cannot suplex MJF, Max though lands a sickening Tombstone on the apron, jarring his knee again. He tries for the count out, but Darby makes it at 9 as MJF nurses his knee, limping towards Darby, he tries a suplex but can't lift, allowing Darby to pull a schoolboy for 2, Backslide also for 2, Schoolboy again 2, MJF shifts 2, Darby shifts 2, the crowd pops as they roll around like a human ball in Crash Bandicoot Twinsanity, ending in a double pin they break out of. MJF gets the headlock takeover for 2 but Darby uses the leg scissors, Darby gets 2 for his own headlock takeover, counter, counter back, all 2s. MJF uses a headscissors but Darby turns it into a jacknife but MJF crabs out, spinning into a powerbomb position, he throws overhead but Darby catches him with the Code Red! 1, 2, NO! The crowd is on their feet.

Darby eyes the coffin drop, but MJF rolls to the apron, so Darby does it to the floor, he pulls MJF into the ring for another but MJF gets the knees up - still selling the shit out of the knees. Wardlow and Shawn Spears looks to saunter down the ramp, only for Sting to smack them with a bat and chair. Back in the ring Darby rolls up MJF for 2, MJF counters holding the rights but that's 2 as well, a superkick floors Darby but still staggers the knee. Using Darby's skateboard as support, MJF looks to hit him, but instead rolls it to Darby: inviting Darby to hit him and prompt the DQ. Darby considers, but gies it back to Bryce, giving him the opening to put on the diamond ring and hit Darby with it, hiding the ring quickly he gets the headlock takeover and pins him for 3 (though replays show Darby's shoulders very much off the mat).

What a match that was, but in the end MJF only did half of what he intended: he won via headlock takeover (assisted by the diamond ring chekov gun) but he did not break Darby emotionally, still a banger of a start though.

Commentary make focus of Team Tazz again, spotting Max Caster hovering not too far away, was the Acclaimed offer a trap for Dante? Or do they intend to feud with Team Tazz too?

World Tag Team Championship Death Triangle's Lucha Bros (c) (Penta el 0 M & Rey Fénix w/Alex Abrahantes) def. The Pinnacle's FTR (Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler w/Tully Blanchard) [pinfall on Wheeler by Penta via assisted Package Piledriver] Coming out to their Disco bop, FTR come out with their AAA World Tag titles, black and gold robes and the Mexico and USA knee pads, I think they also have a frog emblem on their tights to reference their 'Las Super Ranas' identity they used to win the AAA titles. The Lucha Bros come out to a guerrilla warfare segment entrance, wearing camo gear and also the black and gold tights. Both men raise their respective titles and brawl at the bell; FTR throw Fénix on the Apron but Penta throws Wheeler off the apron on the other corner, leaving Dax and Penta, Penta does his Cero Miedo but Dax just starts a striking contest. Dax tries two rollups but Penta counters with another that Wheeler kicks away, Fénix arrives to stare down FTR with his brother, prompting both Wheeler and Fénix to tag in. Tagging his brother, Fénix feints Dax by doing his rope walk arm drag in FTR's corner, baiting Dax for a Penta enzugiri, the Lucha Bros start getting on a roll but Dax drags Cash out the ring. They regain momentum after evading Penta's baseball slide - throwing him into the railings - and catching Fénix's tope and throwing him into his brother.

Throwing Fénix back in, FTR wear the Bird of War down with stretches, including an assisted abdominal stretch, but Fénix powers out and hits a spinning corner kick on Dax, Cash tries a dropkick but misses, ricocheting off of the top rope as Fénix tags Penta in; sling blade for both, FTR try to suplex him but Fénix catches his brother, tricking and baiting FTR into staggers, setting Cash in a Tree of Woe over Dax in the bottom corner, the Lucha Bros land an assisted cannonball on FTR, stereo thrust kicks only gets 2. Penta focuses on Dax's knee, stomping the back of it while wrapped around his foot, Dax calls for Cash, eventually coming but is intercepted by Fénix, who stomps down on Dax's leg while having Cash in an Abdominal Stretch, Penta also locking Dax in a crossface until the ref breaks it up. Penta does corner strikes, but Tully distracts the ref so FTR can do an assisted jawbreaker for 2. Inciting Fénix for a distraction, Wheeler ties Penta's mask to the bottom rope allowing some free shots as the ref untied him, Wheeler is tagged in as they do a double catapult to the lower rope, mocking Penta's Cero Miedo.

FTR continue to wear down Penta, keeping to their trickery. When Cash's attempt to attack Fénix fails and Penta looks to be open for a free tag, Cash distracts the ref so he didn't see it, but Penta stuns Dax with a superkick and used Cash to roll into a catapult DDT before tagging in Fénix. Fénix charges in with strikes, Dax hits him with a stiff right but Fénix kips up with a glancing kick, rolling cutter on both FTR men but it's only 2. Rope walk punt kick is also a 2. Dax catches the rolling DDT attempt, and holds onto Cash when reversed into a Sunset Flip, but Penta intercepts Cash with a superkick, 1, 2, no. Fénix tries the rebound rollup, but knocks off his brother in the process, it gets 2 but Dax's kickout leads Fénix to run into Cash holding the AAA belt, Brainbuster! 1, 2, NO! Dax cannot believe it, but despite blind tagging Cash, Fénix has come to life, kicking away both men, he tries a jumping DDT but is caught, Cash hits an assisted backdrop with a bridge for 2.

FTR look for the Big Rig, but Penta blind tags in and Fénix leapfrogs Dax to hit a hurricanrana on Cash, Dax eats a Penta superkick, prone on the floor Penta looks to finish, directing a Cero Miedo at Tully but Tully responds by grabbing Penta's leg, giving Dax time to recover and hit a stiff punch. Gesturing Eddie Guerrero, Dax does the Three Amigos, but Penta shuffles out of the third, now he gestures Eddie; his three amigos don't have the leg swivel but Fénix tags in at the second one for a picture perfect Frog Splash, 1, 2, Cash is intercepted by Penta, but Dax still kicks out. After chatting with Tully, Cash charges at Fénix, being hit with his rebound Hook Kick, he comes back though to stop the Assisted Fear Factor, flipping Fénix over they hit the Spike Piledriver, Cash charges at Penta to keep him at bay but Fénix kicks out at 2. Dax is fed up and Cash is breaching his limits, as he sets Fénix up for an assisted Brainbuster, Penta tackles him away allowing Fénix to counter into a rollup, 1, 2, No! Very close that one. Fénix kicks Dax but collapses in exhaustion.

Penta is tagged in for the Assisted Fear Factor, Cash seen behind by Fénix, who uses the stomp to platform a flying crossbody onto Cash, both men pinning each of FTR but only for a long and delayed 2. FTR roll to the outside, sporting some Las Super Ranas masks, Dax is under the ring. Cash, not legal, plays possum and tries a rope-assisted pin but the ref catches it, their plan to use the ropes so to not tell who's legal though undoes them, assisted Package Piledriver pins Cash for 3. I did worry the ref would undo the decision when seeing Cash but he didn't.

Another strong tag bout by the Lucha Bros, the ending was a bit protective of FTR - who will face the Lucha Bros in AAA - but it was still a strong PPV bout.

AEW World Title Contendership Eliminator Final Bryan Danielson def. Miro [Ref Stoppage via Dragon Sleeper] For many, the outcome of this match would determine the outcome of the main event. Miro came out first, then Bryan to a big pop, both men focused on the match at hand. The bell rings and Bryan extends a hand, but Miro doesn't take it.

Miro proves his power advantage by throwing Bryan away, inviting him for lock ups, Bryan tries to get some kicks at the legs, but Miro's reach allows him to catch and throw Danielson around. Miro can sense divine favour, smirking at his opponent, Bryan however motivates himself with quickfire strikes; knees and uppercuts that visibly anger God's Forsaken Champion. Bryan looks to be focusing on the head with uppercuts, knees and cravates, a swift body blow from Miro though causes Bryan to leave the ring, taunting the American Dragon to return. Miro attacks the body, squishing Bryan between the corners, he scouts Bryan's backflip but Bryan strikes him back in the corner, he goes for the Tornado DDT but Miro throws him off, using his strength to muscle out of Bryan's grips and charges. Bryan pulls back with his speed, landing a lariat and getting him out the ring, but Miro hits back, intercepting the dive and hitting a belly to belly suplex outside the ring, after a pause he throws Bryan into the railing and steps to start the count-out. Bryan returns into 2 release suplexes, but it's only worth a 2 count. Miro uses his weight to choke out Bryan in the corner, taking time to taunt the fans with Yes chants and give Bryan a chance to strike and dropkick into momentum - which he again halts with a Samoan Drop for 2.

A meaty drive into the ring post sees Miro stalk his prey, his attempt at a lawn dart on the Ring Post is reversed and Bryan gets a flying knee from the apron, shotgun dropkick back into the ring, Yes kicks follow, Miro catches one but Bryan reverses it into a sunset flip for 2, transitioning into a kneebar. Wrenching on the uninjured knee, Miro struggles to reach the ropes and instead lifts Bryan for a gutwrench suplex, followed by a German. Miro tries the backdrop but in his lift his knees buckle and Bryan lands on his feet, meeting Miro's head with a buzzsaw kick, 1, 2, no. Bryan decides it's time to Kick Someone's Fucking Head In, knees to the dome via a headlock followed by the unguarded head stomps, he goes for the Buisaku Knee but Miro hits a Powerbomb for 2. Gesturing to the heavens, Miro - with a stagger in his step - calls for Game Over, Bryan tries to keep his arms unhooked but is locked in, Miro has the traditional Camel Clutch for this one, there's no extra pullback, and that allows Bryan to power out an arm and make it to the ropes.

Miro looks distraught, opting to go for Game Over again, with added stomps to the back, he goes for the extra pullback but Bryan rolls with it and pins for 2, now Bryan traps the arm, he has the LeBell Lock set up but the hands are only across the eyes, not under the jaw, Danielson yanks at the nostrils to life Miro's head and adjust but it's still not under the jaw. Blinded by Bryan's hands, Miro struggles, but he is able to unlock Bryan's hands and goes for full body clubs at Bryan's head. Laboring through his clubs, Bryan catches him in a Triangle Choke, elbowing the head like he did to Kingston, but Miro returns in kind by driving his thumbs into Bryan's eyes like the Mountain to Viper and the hold is broken. Bryan rallies, but every strike is absorbed by Miro, a face of fire he knocks him down with a single strike. Inviting kicks to his side, Miro and Bryan trade kicks; 3 on Miro and he still stands, 1 on Bryan and he falls, Miro then lifts Bryan going to the top turnbuckle, after a struggle there was a bit of a sloppy Super Tornado DDT landing, Bryan quickly locks in the Dragon Sleeper with bodyscissors and the ref calls the match.

It's a shame the ending felt rushed, Miro did look a bit dazed so it was right to end the match quickly for his health just in case, he was moving around by himself so hopefully Miro is okay. Unfortunately this is perhaps one of Bryan's less-good AEW matches so far, but still that's a high bar, the match was still solid especially given how the finals was changed only a few weeks ago (hope Mox is doing well), with Bryan as the finalist there's that reasonable doubt that he will renew hostilities with Omega, which is what I expected AEW would want us to think.

Falls Count Anywhere Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus & Jungle Boy) & Christian Cage def. Superkliq (Young Bucks & Adam Cole w/MT Nakazawa & Brandon Cutler) [Pinfall on Matt by Jungle Boy via Con-Chair-To] Accompanied by Cutler and Nakazawa, the Bucks continued their ridiculousness with Matt and Nick sporting a dyed pink moustache and almost Briscoe brothers-level shaggy beards. Cole has his own entrance, sporting more black than pink like the Bucks as Tony made his contempt for Budge known. Christian came out next dressed in Street Fight attire, JE also came out in denim to the big pop, even Luchasaurus modified his attire to be denim.

The bell rings and it's a brawl to start, Luchasaurus has advantage on Nick while Cole and Matt had advantage over JB and Cage. Throwing Nick out the ring, Matt abandons his assault to attack Luchasaurus, allowing JB the chance to cut him at the feet on the apron, wiping both Bucks out with a Luchasaurus moonsault. In the ring, Cole sets up a Panama Sunrise on Cage, but Cage dodges it and tries the Killswitch and is pushed off. Knocking Cage off the turnbuckle with a kick to the legs, JB focuses on Cole, hitting his patented flip arm drag, the Bucks try to attack, so he does the arm drag on both of them, only for the Bucks to land on their feet and hit a double clothesline. Luchasaurus enters the pool, breaking through their double clothesline to hit his own, but Cole now comes in and throws a chair at the big man, pump kick to Christian on the apron has Cole celebrate unaware that Jungle Boy is now standing right next to the steel chair Cole brought in. Picking up the chair, Cole evades the swing, after some ducking and leapfrogging from both men JB throws the chair into Cole's face, he sets up the chair for a powerbomb but is attacked by the Bucks. The Bucks, who set up a table on the outside, look to send JB through it, but he uses the arm drag while landing on his set up chair, giving a very OC-like pose before struck with a Shining Wizard from Cole.

Putting the chair under his boot, Cole prepares an Adam Cole Baybay, but Christian sneaks in with a reverse DDT on the chair, 1, 2, No. Nick attacks Christian, getting him out of the ring, but Luchasaurus flurries and fends off both Bucks, uncluding a labored double German before Cole again blindsides the Dino man, this time with a trash can to the head. He goes for JB who reverses into a German - sending the trash can flying - 2 suicide dives hit Cole but the tope con hilo is intercepted by the Bucks and the trash can, which Christian then dropkicks out of Nick's hands, before Matt dropkicks it out of his, grabs it, and meets the boot of Luchasaurus - the first outside-ring pinfall only gets a 2. Luchasaurus sets up a steel chair in a similar manner to Hikaru Shida's flying knee strike, headbutting Cole as JB recovers and hits a rough looking combination of a hook kick + spinning nelson facebuster onto the chair, that one must've hurt Cole. JB gets the tables while Christian brings the pair of chairs, JB returns to Cole now busted open profusely - probably bladed from under the ring - who threw him into the ring post, Christian has Cole set up for the Con-Chair-To, offering the strike to Jungle Boy, but in his hesitation the Bucks drag them away.

As Nick and Christian fight on the stage, Luchasaurus attacks Cole with chops, he gestures a Razor's Edge towards the table the Bucks set up, but Cole wriggles and superkicks out, JB superkick's Cole, Matt superkick's JB, then Luchasaurus so he lies on the table (which is very close to the railing). Avoiding JB's rebound lariat, Matt throws JB into Cole, but JB does his in-and-out hurricanrana to plant Cole through the table JB set up, so Matt hits a flying elbow on Luchasaurus through the table. Over to Christian and Cutler is using cold spray to blind Christian, but he ducks and it blinds Nick, climbing the steps near the exit Christian considers a leap, only to go higher and now above the exit ramp, landing a flying crossbody on Nakazawa, Cutler and Nick. Pinfall is only good for two as Christian attacks Nick downstairs, posing with Nick for the crowd to take a photo before Nick gouged the eyes, making it back to the ring Christian focuses on Matt, but he counters the whip and throws Christian into the steps. Scurrying over to his brother, Matt is hit by JB's baseball slide, he goes for Cole on the opposite side but is caught and hit with a Wheelbarrow Suplex on the apron. Nick hits a See Ya kick on the staggering Luchasaurus and the Superkliq throw JB in the ring.

Out comes the black bag of tacks, but instead of sprawling it on the mat, the Bucks grab a handful and feed it to JB for the kiss spot and double superkicks. Cole makes the pin: 1, 2, Christian darts in to break the count. Out comes the ladder from the Bucks, ramped against the turnbuckle as Matt slams Christian into it, Cole grabs the battered trash can to hit Cage as the Bucks hold him down but Christian kicks Cole in the gut and attacks Cole and Matt with the trash can, Nick dodges the effort but Christian hits a two-step swinging DDT on the ladder (his feet landed on the ladder so he had to do a regular DDT drop after). Luchasaurus returns to fight Cole, but finds himself in the middle of the Superkliq and a ladder, he attacks the Bucks on each corner, but Cole gets a boot up and goes for the Panama Sunrise, Luchasaurus catches it in a Fireman's Carry, which Cole shifts into an Electric Chair position, he tries to fight off but Luchasaurus throws him forwards like an inverted powerbomb back-first into the ladder. The Bucks have got chairs now though, but Luchasaurus does his flip dodge, booting both chairs away, Nick is chokeslammed on the ladder while Nakazawa hands Matt the trash can, which Matt uses to break the pin on Luchasaurus' moonsault.

Matt is going to town on Luchasaurus with the trash can, but Luchasaurus sits up Undertaker-style, which Matt replies with a superkick, pin on-NO, not even one! Luchasaurus is heating up as Matt scurries away, stalked by the dino man, as Matt reaches the LED ramp Jungle Boy like a bullet slides in, taking Matt down and locking in the Snare Trap! But Cole comes in to break the hold, so Christian comes in and tackles Cole away, throwing him into the scaffolding. Cage looks on the side of the ramp, and prepares to hit Matt into the floor with a Killswitch, but in his turn Nick hits a superkick, they look to do a double superkick and drop Christian into the table, but Luchasaurus blocks it, he tries a double chokeslam, but Cole gets a low blow, JB also gets a low blow, but Christian then hits Cole with a low blow.

Camerawork tries to be sneaky as Nick emerges from behind Christian, who lines Cole up for a spear, Nick tries to superkick Christian, but he catches it and catapults Nick into the scaffolding, he goes to spear Cole again but runs into a superkick, Matt flies off the ramp to Luchasaurus with a swanton taking the big man out. Cole tries to throw JB into scaffolding, but JB reverses it and begins to climb, Cole yanks him down and kicks him over, and makes a climb himself, landing a Panama Sunrise onto JB: 1, 2, Luchasaurus breaks the pin! Nick superkicks Luchasaurus, then Cole, then Matt, all 3 then hit Christian as Cole grabs another black bag: a thumbtack knee pad! In fact, THREE thumbtack Knee pads Cole wants this to be the very last shot, triple BTE Trigger onto Luchasaurus! They all pile on Luchasaurus, 1, 2, Jungle Boy breaks the count!

Nick is bleeding, both Bucks are furious as JB on his knees faces down the Superkliq, he goes for all three of them; German on the ramp for Nick, Christian comes to life and spears Matt, Cole though sets his sights on Luchasaurus, but he gets caught in the throat, Luchasaurus chokeslamming Cole off the ramp into Nick, Nakazawa and Cutler, but he's not done: Shooting Star Press! Even Jungle Boy is shocked! Christian is back with the two chairs, setting Matt up for the Con-Chair-To, he is ready to go for it but Jungle Boy grabs his shoulder, nods to him and takes the reigns: with a deep breath looking to the heavens, he cracks Matt: One, Two, Three.

That was a brutally fantastic match, the narrative of Jungle Boy gaining the killer instinct was great but you cannot underplay how much of a star-making performance this was for Luchasaurus too, everyone came out bloody and golden, my only criticism was no Marko, I felt like he was a cert to interfere, even if Bobby Fish came to help Cole. I'm happy to be wrong with this, since I only bet on the Superkliq for face/heel balance, this was JE's first win over the Bucks as well so it shows how much they have grown.

Team Tazz again gestured, no Max Caster this time.

Enter the Codyverse PAC & Cody Rhodes (w/Tully Blanchard) def. Malakai Black & Andrade El Idolo (w/Assistant José) [Pinfall on Andrade by PAC via Black Arrow] So remember in the pre-show I said there was a match I didn't think needed to be on PPV? It's this one, all four men are main event level yes but the storyline is not, this felt more like Cody wanting to be on PPV rather than this main eventing Dynamite. If this was a 4-way I would've changed my tune, but a put-together tag match between a Tag Title and Falls Count Anywhere Match plus a tag Pre-Show? It's a bit much.

Andrade came out first in his usual Black Mask attire - also btw his entrance theme is a bop - his entrance did overstay its welcome a little before going to Black, big pop for Malakai's cinematic entrance, like a demon summoned out of the odious pit, his entrance was cut by PAC - not using the Death Triangle theme - he enters to stare down Andrade. The stage falls to black again in a ring of boos for the last man, sporting his Homelander attire again he rises from the floor (because there's no chandelier), the only pop coming from Arn's entrance. Black keeps focused on Cody as his gives his weighted belt to a fan.

At this moment I took a moment to try and admire the signs in the crowd: 'support wrestle talk' 'Pharaoh > Tubby' 'Donate to Team Seas', alas no JRPG wars, not even Pencil Army representation.

PAC and Andrade start the bout, but Andrade shoves Cody on the apron, inciting Cody to tag himself in - annoying PAC, who then tags himself back in. As the two argue, Andrade attacks, leading to a trade of strikes which PAC gets advantage of with lightning speed and vicious boots - including a wheelbarrow arm drag. Andrade moves PAC's headlock into the corner for Black to tag in, who goes for PAC's arm, his martial arts background allows him to escape some picks but a deep arm drag means he has to push PAC into his own corner, where Cody tags himself in. Cody's ready to face off but Andrade tags himself in, which Black uses to get in Cody's head.

Andrade starts brightly but Cody wins the shoulder barge, he catches a leap and does the corner leap, but Andrade's attempt to replicate his rope flip is slightly botched by his head being caught by the rope - that could've been a scary moment. Fighting on the apron, José grabs Cody's boot but gets kicked away, the distraction give Andrade advantage but Cody repays José with a suicide dive, then hitting Andrade with the spinning powerslam. Bringing Andrade to his corner, PAC slaps Cody's back to tag, there was sting in that to further the friction, their stare down prompts Andrade to tag Black back in too. Black uses his power to keep PAC down, Andrade quickly tagging in once he spots an advantage before offering a tag to Andrade: tension is in both teams as Black tags his shoulder rather than the open hand, allowing PAC time to wriggle out the suplex which promts Cody's blind tag to go at Black; drop uppercut and Cody Cutter staggers Black, he tries Cross Rhodes but Black knees the head, he tries Tiger Driver but Black pushes him away, PAC blind tagging again. After a staredown Cody walks right into a Sin Eater.

After a low bridge, Black is on the outside, Andrade tries to intercept PAC's dive but is headscissored outside too, allowing PAC to hit both with the Asai. José makes the fatal error to challenge the Glock, who gestures his gun and attacks José up the ramp. PAC sets up the Black Arrow, but Andrade pushes PAC off early and Black gets his boot up, he tags in Andrade for his triangle corkscrew crossbody onto PAC, then drops him throat-first into the barricade. Brought back into the ring, Black tags in - the duo more cohesive now - as Black and PAC trade strikes, the Bastard crumbling to the Muay Tai kicks of Black. Black hits a powerslam, but can only get a string of 1 counts, Andrade tags in, suplex into the turnbuckle, Arabian Press: PAC gets a rope break at 2. Commentary address that PAC is fighting on handicap, surviving as he counters Andrade with a rebound German, he looks to his corner but Cody's still recovering at ringside before Doc Samson comes in. Because of the lingering, PAC eats a boot by Andrade, Pendulum DDT on the apron (he got all of that this time) is only good for 2, Black tags in but now the tension is there again, PAC rolls up Black for 2, his first kick is blocked but the second hits Black clean, now Cody is on the apron, hoping for the hot tag.

Cody and Andrade come in, some Dusty punches and Bionic Elbow from the American Nightmare, he lands on his feet for the back body drop and hits Black off the apron with a Disaster Kick. Kicking Cody, Andrade goes to the top, but Cody cuts out his legs for a nut landing, Cody hits an Avalanche Reverse Suplex, but his reeling leaves him good for 2, Cody leaves the ring and charges Black with a lariat. Back into the ring Andrade hits his backbreaker combo, he tries the Figure Four but gets kicked into the turnbuckle, Cody gets in the Figure Four but PAC tags in and hits the 450: 1, 2, Andrade on the rope. Andrade falls back to tag Black in, but PAC kicks him out the ring, Black cleverly circles the ring, preventing PAC from locking on a dive, when he comes across Cody though he pauses, and throws Cody into PAC's dive. Andrade wastes PAC with a big boot and throws him in the ring, Pump Kick, Knee strike, German with a Bridge: 1, 2, Cody breaks the count.

Andrade tags himself in while Cody tries to suplex Black out the ring, doing that 'fall over the ropes' sprawl. Cody tries to recover in the barricade but Black sends them both over it with a big boot. In the ring, Andrade sets up the Hammerlock but PAC rolls him for 2, Andrade hits a big boot but PAC counters his charge with a release belly to belly into the turnbuckle, poison rana, Black Arrow! 1, 2, 3.

Hrm...I mean, it's cool for PAC and the match was good, but I felt like there was more dissent for the 'faces' to prompt a downfall there. Andrade does need a big clean win as well, both his wins over PAC and Cody have been due to interference, so it's more harmful to him and Black to lose than it was for PAC to win, also all that hinting Black made over someone betraying Cody didn't happen. In fact, PAC winning changes nothing; he'll still feud with Andrade & FTR and Cody still feuds with Black, could've switched it up or just had the 4-Way.

Immediately after though, Cash attacks PAC as he, Tully and Black fight Cody for the heat, meaningless heat as well, that was very WWE Raw-level unnecessary. This haphazard match needed less overbooking.

AEW Women's Championship Dr. Britt Baker DMD (c) (w/Rebel & Jamie Hayter) def. Tay Conti [pinfall via Small Package] Unfortunately, the more I see the card the more I realise that Inner Circle vs ATT is likely being given a big stage as the pre-Main Event, which feels more ego (no pun intended, Ethan) than hype. Nevertheless, Tay Conti came out with war paint and her flag ready for a fight. Baker comes out with a musical performance from Fozzy's guitarist, Baker sticking with the bloody red attire. Interesting that Tay came without Anna Jay, but she was extremely focused at the start, looking like she was in an MMA fight. At this point I also think about how AEW has 4 Pillars for women too; Baker, Shida, Nyla and Riho, each women remains strongly booked since AEW's inception, it's worth recognizing them too.

Baker starts quickly with a rollup, using her wrestling experience to keep Conti down. Tay however uses her striking skills to disrupt the hammer lock, with wrist control on both arms, Baker tries to spin out but Tay spins too, so Baker performs a leg trap to set up the Lockjaw, but Tay escapes and preps the DD-Tay. The two competitors shove one another before Tay catches Baker in her Three Amigas, Britt does fight away but finds herself countered for strikes by Conti, who traps her arm to avoid a turnbuckle cross armbreaker. Conti, still at the top, looks like she's gonna go Old School but Rebel hits the ropes to unbalance her, forcing her to land into a Butterfly Suplex by Baker. Hammering Conti's head with her elbows, Baker only gets 2, she tries knee lifts to keep Conti staggered, choking Conti on the ropes and clubbing Conti's attempts to recover away, a Fisherman's Neckbreaker only gets 2 so she tries Lockjaw again, but Conti hammers at the injured hand to escape.

A charging knee strike gives Conti some fire, laying into the champion with forearms and clotheslines; three corner pump kicks and a diving crossbody gets her the 2 count, leading to a strike battle, Baker misses the Rolling Elbow, Conti hits the Spinning Kick, German for 2. Conti makes a slow climb to the turnbuckle, gifting Baker the chance to cut her down and hit a neckbreaker for 2, Conti evades the Stomp and spins the Fisherman's Neckbreaker into a forearm, she goes for a suplex but Baker rolls away and hits the Curb Stomp: 1, 2, No. Frustrated, Baker gets the glove, but in that time Conti recovers to land a cutter (not a stunner JR) for 2, as Baker rolls to the apron Conti prepares a Gotch Piledriver on the apron, but Baker powers out and hits an apron Air Raid Crash, rolled back into the ring for 2, Baker tries Lockjaw again, but Conti reaches the ropes.

Baker tries for a low superkick, but Conti pushes it away, Baker blocks the hip toss into a complex backslide transition for 2. Back to back, it becomes a power struggle and Conti muscles out, Tay-KO! Conti pushes Baker to the ground quickly: 1, 2, No! In disbelief, Conti tries a lariat, but gets hit by a superkick, she returns with a pump kick, looks to set the DD-Tay but Baker tries the Air Raid Crash again, she can't lift all the way and Tay hits the Gotch Piledriver: Kaze Ni Nare, 1, 2, No. Conti this time tries the DD-Tay, but Rebel goes to the apron, the moment of pause allows Baker for the rollup to 2 and then Hayter to pull Conti out the ring, throwing her into the steps and setting Baker up for a Curb Stomp on the steel steps. She throws her in for another messy stomp, then goes for the Lockjaw, but Conti won't open her mouth, she leans back into the ropes to break the hold.

On the apron, Baker looks for one last curb stomp with Conti prone on the bottom rope, but she misses and Conti hits a pump kick. Staggering around the ring, Conti finds her bearings and goes up top and lands a magnificent moonsault! But Baker had already walked away, leaving Rebel and Hayter to take the hit, she charges at Conti but eats a swinging facebuster outside the ring. Back in the ring, DD-Tay! 1, 2, No! That could've been it, Conti's thrown all her big moves at Baker, so now Conti goes for some face kicks, very Bryan Danielson-esque, she preps another DD-Tay but Baker twists Conti into a Lockjaw, Conti leans back to make it a pin: 1, 2, No! Baker makes it a deep pin, 1, 2, 3. Conti kicked out at 3.1 but both women are motionless on the floor.

The conclusion was foregone but this was a great showing for Conti, it took Baker her absolute limit to beat Conti alone, no support from Anna or the Dark Order, really proud of how far Tay has come, she will absolutely make a great Women's Champion someday.

Grudge Match CM Punk def. Eddie Kingston [Pinfall via GTS] I did sigh at this, breathing annoyingly 'fucking Inner Circle'. I enjoy them but compared Punk vs Kingston, they are not the feud that should come before the Main Event, maybe Tony did this so there's a buffer between them but still, a 5v5 is a long long match.

Kingston comes out first, eyes with focus and rosaries wrapped around him, all business. Punk comes out next to a similar pop, CM Shorts this time as the ref has to stand between the men. Both men look all business, but before the bell rings Eddie smashes Punk with an Uraken. Face possessed Eddie grins at a motionless Punk, who looks really dazed when he comes to, he responds to Eddie with a middle finger, prompting more assault. The bell rings with Eddie roughhousing Punk, duelling chants of Kingston and Punk loud in the atmosphere. As Eddie returns to the ring, Punk flurries with strikes in the corner, his rising knee to the next corner, but his Bulldog is reversed into an Exploder. Kingston continues his assault, but Punk hits a flying clothesline when he turns away, the crowd slowly seem to be turning against Punk now, boos being heard as Punk club at Kingston, chest kicks are met with an eye poke, rolling Punk to the apron, Kingston tries a Fisherman's buster but Punk fights out, Enzugiri causes Eddie to sit down and a driving boot knocks him off the apron.

Punk aims for the hand next, hitting it against the steps, but Eddie still uses it to hit Punk in the gut. Punk tries a GTS but Eddie wriggles out and throws him into the ring post, breaking the count while Punk is busted open. Wiping Punk's blood on his face, Kingston hammers away at the open wound, he tries to pull off the mat but can't, attempts a piledriver but Punk flips him over, following it with a flying clothesline from the apron. Crowd is back to evens, shoulder tackles, a slam, but when Punk pulls the middle finger on Kingston, Kingston gives one right back, leading to Punk clubbing at him again. Kingston struggles to stand as Punk pulls off the Three Amigos (he was dedicating the match to Guerrero), he climbs for the Frog Splash but Kingston intercepts with a punch, he climbs up and after several 'Fuck You's razes Punk with clubbing fists and then a Superplex.

Staring each other down from corners, they meet for the Owens/Zayn fight forever fists, slapping each other's jaws. Eddie pulls up the fingers, hits a boot and enzugiri, staggering to his feet he gestures GTS but then a jerk off motion, as he stumbles over to Punk though he lifts and hits the GTS! Both men collapse opposite each other, Punk goes to pick Kingston up and dodges the wild Uraken, Punk begins to beat down Kingston, looking bewildered at the crowd's boos from his knee strikes, he hits another GTS for 3.

After the match, Punk extends a hand to Kingston, but Kingston leaves

Extra brutal, and I understand why AEW booked Punk to win, but god damn I want Kingston to get his moment in the sun, he has been so good and so compelling: seriously how many wrestlers this day and age can turn the fans against CM Punk? You could name them on your hand. Someday Eddie, someday.

Minneapolis Street Fight Inner Circle (Chris Jericho, Jake Hager, TNT Champion Sammy Guevara, Santana & Ortiz) def. Men of the Year (Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page) & American Top Team (Dan Lambert, Junior Dos Santos & Andrei Arlovski) [Pinfall on Lambert by Jericho via Frog Splash] Before the match they welcomed Baron Von Raschke, the master of the Iron Claw, which I guessed would be foreshadowing at that point. Scorpego and ATT came out first, Lambert knowing his role by wearing a silly ass tracksuit that he may've borrowed from Brandon Cutler. Judas plays with a black and red aesthetic for the Inner Circle, all in camo gear for war - and Ortiz sporting the KISS facepaint.

Sammy and Sky start the match, Guevara laying Sky with chops to assume early advantage, a heel kick and a jumping dropkick are followed by a somewhat misstimed arm drag (Sky kinda bounced off of Sammy's shoulders) for 2. Ortiz is tagged in, as he and Santana do a team combination, the flat splash is only good for 2 as Santana is tagged in, Hager tags in to do the passover suplex, Hager lets Sky tag in Arlovski and stares him down, trading some stiff shots. Arlovski poses after a knee strike, allowing Hager to do a takedown and attempt the Ankle Lock, Arlovski pushes away and hits a Samoan Drop before tagging in Dos Santos, he prepares a powerslam but Hager quickly escapes and tags in Jericho. Does feel a bit of Jericho's ego gets here because Jericho is outstriking Junior Dos Santos for a bit, but his jumping crossbody is caught and turned into a powerslam, delayed vertical suplex, then a standing Moonsault! Is Junior Dos Santos actually Luchasaurus? He gets the pin for 2 because he didn't hook the leg, and Lambert sees an opportunity to tag himself in.

Dancing around the ring, Lambert smacks Jericho and runs circles around him like an overexcited child, his third slap though is caught by Jericho and to quote Simon Miller the tag claxon sets off. Frankly I dunno why we didn't lead with this...it's a Street Fight. Inner Circle throw everyone but Lambert out the ring, cornered Lambert scurries away and the chasing Jericho is blindsided by Page using a hockey stick, Sammy does a corkscrew tope to get Ethan, but Sky attacks Guevara, so Santana & Ortiz dive at the Men of the Year, Hager then dives at all of American Top Team. The weapons are coming out, including a metal pipe Lambert has hidden in his tracksuit; Dos Santos is taken out by an oil drum by Hager as Jericho brandishes a Prince Logo (yes the once-name of the Artist Formerly Known as Prince), attacking Scorpio Sky with it until Page rescues his buddy, Ortiz comes for support but as he attacks Page, Sky attacks him, they team up on Santana as Hager and Arlovski continue their scramble.

Beating Santana down with the hockey stick, Ortiz comes back to even the odds for more team combination, Ortiz puts a trash can on Page, which Santana hammers with a Hockey stick, as Ortiz puts Page in a Boston Crab, Santana intercepts Sky and puts him in the Gory Special, stepping over Page to also give him the Camel Clutch as Sammy throws a pigskin at Sky. Setting up a Poetry in Motion, Page takes advantage and hits a flying uppercut on Santana, Arlovski joins Page for a flying splash and an spinebuster on Ortiz, but the pin is broken by Hager with a Toaster!? (dunno what that 'It's a TOastER' was from commentary) the Men of the Year swarm Hager, so Jericho equalizes with a ski, setting it on the turnbuckle to drop Sky on before throwing it at Page, as he comes to run the ropes Lambert pulls at his feet and runs away, doing nothing to help his team as Guevara hits Page and Sky with a springboard cutter. While Santana and Ortiz deal with Sky and Page, Lambert drags Dos Santos to Jericho to throw into the steps, Sammy hits a Swanton on Sky but it only gets 2.

Santana and Hager beat Dos Santos down with a trash can, while Ortiz fights Arlovski and Sammy gets a table. Arlovski smoothly jumps over the table to attack Guevara but gets attacked from behind by Hager; Page places Guevara on the table but Jericho attacks to save him, Dos Santos goes up high looking for a high spot, but Ortiz grabs the leg, Santana arrives to help and they hit a superplex. Sammy meanwhile has Sky on the table, his stomach apparently taped with a metal plate, as he ascends a 20 foot ladder, shades of Jeff Hardy at TLC as he falls into a swanton to Sky through the table. Ortiz arrives to attack Page with a chair, but he fights back and hits an Ego's Edge onto the floor before having a go at Hager's wife right next to the Baron, who of course gets involved with an Iron Claw for the Minnepopolis, Santana arrives to throw Page over the barricade, using a security guard as a platform for a flip senton into Page.

Alone in the ring, Lambert poses unaware that Jericho has stalked in. He runs into chops and a limp clothesline. Dos Santos may've been a bit late because when Jericho went for the Lionsault he lingered so Dos Santos can get a hook on him, Lambert pins Jericho: 1, 2, No. Lambert pulls a tantrum and tries to set up the Boston Crab, but Jericho cracks him with a kendo stick, then to Dos Santos, then back to Lambert, then he brings out the stapler: Lambert guards his face, so Jericho goes low, a better clothesline sell this time. Jericho looks up, he wants to honor Eddie Guerrero too, Frog Splash: 1, 2, 3.

You know, as much as I was annoyed by its placement on the card, this match was okay for a chaotic mess it was, some strong spots mainly carried by Men of the Year and the Inner Circle, Dos Santos showed a lot of promise and Lambert knows his role perfectly. It didn't overstay its welcome too much, the Eddie nods probably would've meant more if it hadn't been done in 3 different matches, but yeah, not bad from American Top Team, so long as the feud is put to bed.

Dynamite Card Announced OC is bringing one of his dogs, and it's a Stone Pitbull! Tomohiro Ishii will join Cassidy as Chaos face the Butcher and the Blade. Shida vs Nyla, Acclaimed vs Rush & Dante were also announced, with Khan promised to announce more matches after the PPV.

Tony Schiavone introduces AEW's latest signing Jay Lethal is All Elite, to a big pop from the crowd, the former ROH man states he found the Forbidden Door and states his intention to answer Sammy Guevara's open challenge on Wednesday. Sammy arrives to stare Lethal down, accepting his challenge. I'm not sure with Lethal, he's good at the wrestling but there were accusations of harrassment by Kelly Klein and Taeler Hendrix during SpeakingOut about him...will have to be wary. Also why haven't we signed KiLynn King and Diamante yet? All these dudes coming in where it's the women who can use the bolster.

Main Event AEW World Heavyweight Championship 'Hangman' Adam Page def. Kenny Omega (c) (w/Don Callis) [Pinfall via Buckshot Lariat] - TITLE CHANGE! Here. We. Go.

Chants of Cowboy Shit erupt as the camera makes its way to the Target Center, Silver leading the charge of Dark Order boys across the hallway before the camera moves away down the road, and alas there he was:

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying 'come and see' and I saw, and behold: a white horse.

As Hangman rode the screens saw him riding past his failures, his inability to win the world title against Jericho, screwing over the Bucks, and facing off with Kenny. The crowd cheers for Hangman sporting a black and gold, "We're Proud of You" - Graphics Team being on his name plate was a touch I did not expect to get me but it did. The entrance was nice, it wasn't the Dark Order entrance but it was good.

The champion emerges next, I think he's coming out to Devil's Sky, black and silver with a shoulder cape as Don comes in a light blue suit. A fan sign of 'What would Kota think?' catches Omega's attention before he approaches Hangman with title in hand, the Harley Race beard is back as he dangles the title in front of Page.

The bell rings to a cheer, both men have a little chat before backing to their corners, colliding in a scrappy series of lock ups, trading chops, but Hangman's too powerful, Kenny tries shoulder barges but loses that too. Hangman uses his strength to keep the advantage, strong chops and lariats in the corner, Callis though stumbles Page to gift Omega an advantage, raking at the face and choking him (which Don also does when the ref's back was turned). Comfortable, Omega starts to use his strikes, but Hangman counters with his triangle lariat and a tope to stun Omega, his stalking of Callis a fair distance away allows Omega to drive Hangman into the barricade and apron, he tries a suplex on the outside but Hangman counters it into his own and breaks the count out. Back in the ring a flying crossbody only gets 1 for Hangman, then going for a casual eye poke and a reverse flying bulldog, Kenny uses his flying hip strike in the corner and leaves Hangman for Don to stamp down, then he attacks Hangman on the steps, grinding his face against the texture.

Kenny works the fans that he's gonna do the Buckshot, but enters the ring in the middle rope anyway, but his dossing gave Hangman time to club back, he throws Kenny into the corner, but Omega flips over Hangman and hits him with a hurricanrana. Terminator Dive wipes out Page, back in the ring Kenny does the You Can't Escape but Page gets the feet up on the moonsault right in the gut. Kenny elbows Hangman away, but runs right into his big boot, a few chops and the fallaway slam follows to heat Hangman up, the Suicide Dive and the top turnbuckle moonsault is next, back in the ring is a brainbuster but it's only good for 2. Page sets Omega on the top turnbuckle, but several palm strikes allows Kenny to get down and he crunches him with a sunset liger bomb. Kenny has the advantage now; Snap Dragon lands, he goes again but Hangman breaks it, his lariat misses though for Kenny to hit Snap Dragon 2, Hangman goes to the apron but Kenny hits Snap Dragon 3 on the apron, V-Trigger next on the ropes before setting up the OWA, Hangman though starts to strike, Victory Roll for 2, Release Suplex, Hangman goes to lift for the Deadeye but Kenny reverses it into a Tiger Driver '98: one, two, no!

The crowd continue to rally at Hangman, who Kenny clubs and bites at, Hangman is bleeding as Kenny goes up top, but Hangman intercepts and bites Kenny right back. They called it an Avalanche Blockbuster but it was a lot more impressive, that was an Avalanche Moonsault Press Slam! 1, 2, No! Kenny leaves the ring as quickly as he can, hovering around the timekeepers area as Hangman goes to the turnbuckle, he detaches the GoPro on the ring post and using the post he hits a diving lariat onto Kenny and into the table (table doesn't break though, it tumbles). Hangman throws Kenny in the ring and prepares the Buckshot, before he goes to jump though Kenny crumbles, so Hangman motions for a V-Trigger. He goes for it, but Kenny dodges, he goes for the German but Hangman lands on his feet, Rolling Elbow, Pop-Up Powerbomb, he sets the Buckshot but Omega gets the ref in the way to take the blow.

Shenanigans begin as Callis prepares to hit Page with the title, but Hangman catches him and socks him, but now Kenny has the belt, he swings but Hangman ducks! Deadeye! Aubrey's dashing down there as fast as she can: One, Two, NO! It was 2.99 (or as Excalibur then says, 2.999). Now Hangman has the belt, but he leaves it in the corner - probably not the best place since Don is there - Kenny is punching back though, leading to a trade of blows, Hangman hits a big boot, but Kenny blocks a second with a flurry of punches, bringing Hangman to his knees, defiantly Hangman says 'Fuck You' to Omega and eats a knee strike, then another, but Hangman catches the V-Trigger, he strikes back to his feet but when he runs to the ropes he is hit by another V-Trigger. Rolling Elbow from Hangman, Knee strike from Omega, Kenny can't lift Hangman up for the Powerbomb so instead kicks at the head, but Hangman rises to life to spew venom on Omega, prompting more head kicks but returned with a monster of a lariat.

Boos ring though as the Young Bucks stumble toward the ramp, Omega headbutts Page, Backdrop Driver by Kenny, Backdrop Driver by Hangman. Kenny tries to throw Hangman out to where the Bucks are, but he sticks on the apron and lands a boot, the Buckshot seems ready but Kenny hits the V-Trigger! Kenny goes for the OWA, but Hangman shuffles out, HANGMAN HITS THE OWA ON KENNY! ONE, TWO, NO! Kenny kicks out of the OWA. Hangman looks for the Buckshot again, but Nick is hesitantly stalking, Buckshot to the back of the head: Kenny doesn't fall, Hangman tries the other side, but Matt is stalking, he looks at Page and nods at him, Buckshot Lariat! 1, 2, 3!

He did it, thanking Omega before being handed the title, soaking in the joy. The Dark Order come out to celebrate with Page, Reynolds hands Page a beer, but Hangman knocks the beer away and hugs them (damn that got me too, he don't need it anymore), Grayson and 10 hold him over their shoulders as Page soaks in his victory: Modern Wrestling's Greatest Chapter has come to a close.

Whew, that was a match and a half, buuut I must admit, I think we were all waiting for Hangman to kick out of the OWA and the Bucks stuff, while I understand the intention of them wanting deep down to see Hangman achieve his dream, didn't land as much. I feel like if the Dark Order came out to rally Hangman on it'd been much better, but it was still great.

Conclusion Sometimes it takes a good match or a bad match to make or break a PPV, in AEW's case, while they were brought down a little by the Cody tag match and the abrupt manner Miro/Bryan ended (and personally the IC card position and not giving Eddie the win) it was still a great PPV. Not only due to the culmination of Hangman's journey but also fantastic performances from the four pillars, Luchasaurus, Tay Conti, Lucha Bros, FTR, it was just spectacular.

I don't think it was better than DoN still, but lord it was a great show, we have a new world champion (and now I can finally do a new 'Predicting the Next Champion' post now that all the championships changed hands since) Long may the Hangman reign.

[blizzardfluffykpop]

Young K X Reader

So your a Gryffindor and he’s a Slytherin

In another time it would be unacceptable because of that Slytherin/Gryffindor rivalry like the North/South in America back then and now it’s acceptable

And it didn’t really matter to you if it wasn’t acceptable you still would have tried to like him nonetheless

Guess what you do like him no matter what he does, even if he acts like a brat so you and that other Gryffindor call him Brian when he does so, and you started doing it on purpose acting like it was a slip off. Because honestly he was so hot when he was angry at it. You wouldn’t admit out loud but you can’t deny me thinking that is one of the hottest thing he does

The first night you ever interacted was because you had just joined the group and everyone is into doing dares on the weekend and you were perfectly fine with that, so that night, Friday you were all talking and then someone showed you, your dare.

What kind you ask? A very fun kind... One where you had to kiss Young-hyun, at that time you didn’t even know who he was until you asked your buddy in Gryffindor and she tells you it’s the one who you thought was really hot that first time, and your like, ‘I have to kiss him’ she’s like if you don’t want kiss him we can assign it to someone else, and your like no that’s not it...And she’s like *wiggles eyebrows* Ohhh? and you just glare at her and shove her slightly. You put the slip of paper into your back pocket drop down in front of him and put your hand under his chin and kiss him

No it wasn’t that kind of kiss where you see sparks it more like that awkward kiss that your like, ‘oooh... that’s what a kiss is...’ no you weren’t a first year but a second year and he was a third year so it was just odd that you gotten in so late but you wanted to focus on studying anyways.

You both move from each other a blush evident on our cheeks

And that’s really all that happened for about a month

Neither of you talked about it, seeing as there was nothing really talk about, but your ever growing crush on him that pissed you off to no end that you developed a crush over someone that you kissed once, and it’s no longer only physical attraction but also emotional attraction. Like his personality was so great

That’s when your gryfindor best friend that you had made that day tells you about ‘Brian’ and you’re like who is that? And she’s like, ‘your crush’ ‘pfft like I have a crush’ and they just give you a side glare and that’s how it started again

You started calling him, ‘Brian’ and he started calling you, ‘Dork’ and you weren’t going to deny it but one of these days when you develop confidence your going to be like, ‘but I’m not just any dork’ and he’ll be like, ‘what’ and you’ll be like, ‘I’m your dork’ and everything will fall into place, right?

No not really because it was 3rd year and he’s a 4th year and he said ‘dork’ to you after you called him ‘Brian’ and you said, ‘I’m not just any dork’ and he’s like, ‘yeah, your a big dork’ and wow did you kick yourself over that for about a week

Your poor pillow was abused to no end due to like those dream and also punching it. The dream where you just droll all over that thing and you were like, ‘eww’ you wouldn’t believe how many times that Gryffindor took pictures and sent them to the group, ‘like look at this disgusting dork’ now you didn’t mind it as much when others called you dork because your like I am a dork what am I to hide it, but when Young K does it just pushes your buttons to no ends like why can’t he just like me instead of calling me a dork and acting all buddy buddy with me... I just wanna date him

That really was where you were just like, ‘come on you have to be kidding me’ if you were one of those people who believed that love potions don’t hurt anyone except it hurts both sides of the part because you have to force someone to fall in love with you and then the person never really loves you or that the person is only going under this and it’s really just hurting their system and desensitizing them to love. Love potions are just hazardous and you do your best to avoid them. Even when you go into ‘Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes’ the twins are such a pair (okay I don’t care what you think Fred was one of my favorite characters and J.K can suck it because he’s alive) they act like the brothers you never had and you loved it.

Really every time you enter the shop their just like, ‘how’s my favorite little prankster’ okay you would be lying if you didn’t pull pranks. That was just you, poor Longbottom good thing he’s able to take a joke. And doesn’t deduct your points or grade as long as you clean up the room. Minerva doesn’t mind a joke but will deduct your points for your house even though she’s the head of the house and wants Gryfindor to win. But with you in the house it take twice as much work to keep the points steady... That just means, you having to get the highest grades in the class to make up for it.

Seriously, you are an over achiever even getting extra credit when you don’t need it so, your pranks don’t do your house in. After all, you need to win the house cup

You’ve pulled one or two pranks... okay really understatement... Let’s just say April Fool’s is your favorite holiday besides Halloween. And one year-- your now in 4th year--you didn’t pull any pranks on April Fools in the 3rd year and everyone was on edge when you finally pulled it a week later giving everyone a relief and a heart attack at the same time to be honest.

If you could count how many times you’ve pulled a prank on Young K you would need a calculator because there is not enough fingers or toes for this, it’s just that many...

Maybe it was because you liked him? You would deny that to yourself even though you were sure you liked him.

You’ve been plotting this prank for about a month, getting everyone in on it, meaning the teachers. Needless to say the prank is simple, but it’s not noticeable at first, being as a star student and a prankster, the teachers like you, but Minerva asked since she never seen the prank done, she could get all the teachers in on it, and it will be the greatest, Hogwarts has ever seen. Exception to Fred and George’s leaving to start Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes.

We will have changed all the classrooms by tomorrow morning, and people will head to class as usual, except, when they get there they will find something very different...

What once was Transfiguration room is now the defense of dark arts room, what once was the defense of the dark arts room is now the charms room, what once was the charms room is now the arithmetic room, and so and so on.

All the professors will be in their room, of that period

Everyone will think they have it figured out, that they have phones that they text people, but every period it will change, the last period before dinner, the end of the day essentially will be placed in the original classroom.

How will the professor’s pull it off you ask? They have floo powder and an opening and they already have the place where the are going, by word of mouth from mine to Minerva. We even got good ol’ Filch in on it, against his will, he already hates the students its more of, he especially can’t give them directions day.

The thing is the whole group is thinking I’m only doing a little prank, for Merlin’s sake, which  just because it’s my 4th doesn’t mean I should make it anymore light should I?

I have a simple classy prank of dying everyone’s hair a sickly color, that doesn’t look good on them, like me will be receiving Neon green, black and pink, which modified into a spell will have neon green, black stripes, and pastel (so they clash) pink polka dots. Everyone will be receiving a different treatment being as I was dared by a Hufflepuff named Dowoon, and I’m going to make his sickly too don’t worry. To get everyone’s hair charmed ugly colors.

To make sure no one will expect it right I know you don’t really get what I mean by saying I will be receiving that, and Brian won’t? Well, it’s because revenge is sickly, and I’m going to make sure everyone in the whole school thinks he’s the culprit, oh and do you think I left the professors out on this one? No, I asked Minerva to make everyone wigs, charmed for tomorrow to be different raunchy colors.

Why am I blaming it on Brian? Let’s just say last year in 3rd year he blamed me for a terrible prank that had people coughing up bugs for 4 days, gross right? I was one of them, the rest of the group wasn’t making me seem suspicious, not this time buddy oh boy.

I’ll take credit for the big prank with teachers, but not this little one. The poor group, my best friend found out that I was doing it and brought some hair dye to school, she doesn’t know about the big prank. But I do.

It ended up being a riot, where people literally gave up and went outside and sat on the lawn, busying themselves, except when they were shooed to get to class by Filch

Whilst I was glared at for, being the cause of his turmoil of the day

I get to dinner and everyone is mumbling about the big prank, when I get up on the Gryfindor table and announce that I was the cause

And that’s when Brian yells, “NO! I WAS!”

We started literally fighting over it

Both of us knowing I was, but no one else exception to Filch and the professors knew. (giggling like the little kids they are)

When Minerva gets up as headmaster and says, “Settle down... Now, can you please talk it out who did it outside, people are trying to have a lovely dinner, children.” I scowl and I mutter something like, “traitors” knowing full-well she heard me.

We get out there and I’m ready to fite, like I know I was the one, who did and I’m about to spew about how all my hard work has just been thrown away because he decides that he is the one that is-

When that’s not what happens at all I feel myself pushed towards the brick wall, his lips smacking against mine, I was in shock, I slowly wrap my arms around his neck, as I kiss him back

That’s when I hear hoots and whistles I pull away and shy into my robe, great these raunchy colors will not help me blend at all, so I decide to pull my hood up and shove my face into his sweatshirt when I hear an incantion being muttered under his breath and I look up to see my hair back to normal and his the color I dyed mine, I laugh

“So who did the big prank”

Brian answers, “She did both-”

“I’ll let you take some credit, for making this bigger than it was-”

“And I take some credit” he laughs and kisses my forehead

“You two a thing?” I hear Minerva ask from the back

I nod up at Brian, “I guess we are-”

“Officially? Thank Merlin, I couldn’t live without kissing you for another day” With that he places a swift kiss on my lips, grinning from ear to ear.

[thegirlfallsfromthesky]

I’m back from Disney! All three days were amazing, I can barely describe how happy I am and how much I loved it, but I’ve tried here :) It’s under a cut because it’s super long

Friday - Seeing Space Mountain from the train - Just walking in - New Pirates of the Caribbean, especially the redhead - Mickey's Tricycle Gang (mini) Parade, which we saw about four and a half times 😂 - Interacting with the Evil Queen/Hag during said parade when I was Disneybounding as Snow White, when she acted as if I was Snow White - Storybook Canal Boats - It's A Small World (fite me okay it's brilliant and I love it) - Snow White and Pinocchio rides. Holy crap they are so scary. Fun but terrifying

DISNEY STARS ON PARADE This gets it's own thing okay because it is absolutely and utterly incredible. Both times we stood where the floats enter the park, which meant we got the most amazing reveal when the gates opened. All the floats are amazing of course, but it really was the Princesses and Princes that stole it all for me. Every single costume is stunning and they are all strikingly beautiful people (Tiana and Phillip especially so). They're also so nice, there's something really special about a Princess or Prince choosing to interact with you beyond just a wave or eye contact, it's kind of indescribable really. Also, the Maleficent float. Wow. (I'm gonna link the full soundtrack here bc I think it's ace.)

- Autopia at sunset, and especially crashing into Dad during it - Illuminations. Not as great as Disney Dreams tbh, but I actually preferred it. The Star Wars section is the best bit and oh my God it is fantastic. Weirdly, my favourite bit was Let It Go. Believe me, it's so much better and less annoying in French. But the additions of fireworks as part of the projections rather than just at the end is brilliant, and the whole thing is just such a perfect way to end a night in the park - The Steakhouse in the Disney Village. Everything we had was utterly amazing, but the World's Biggest Prawn was pretty spectacular - My dad being so drunk that he was loudly saying he wanted more wine while we tried to force him to drink water

Saturday - Walking into the park at 8.30 for the Early Magic Time and getting to see it with hardly anyone there - Disneybounding. My advice: if you're going to do it (and I recommend it, it's so much fun), make it comfortable, and make it obvious who you are. Cast members, guests, and especially characters love it, and the characters often react to you as if you are that character, especially if you are from their film. Mr. Smee during the parade was hilarious because he was bowing to me and blowing a kiss (and also flicking a bowgie but hey he's a pirate), Snow White herself loved it, and the Evil Queen... Well, more later, but it was hilarious and terrifying 😂

MEETING CINDERELLA Again, this needs it's own bit. I've never ever met a Disney Princess before, and there's only one there so you don't get to choose. For it to be my favourite Princess was such a stroke of luck, and the whole thing was one of the best experiences I've ever had. Cinderella was, of course, absolutely amazingly beautiful, as was her dress, but it really was her personality that shone. I didn't feel at all silly for not being a child or having a child; she complimented my outfit, we talked a little, she gave me a lovely hug, and looked so pretty in the pictures (as do all of us really). It was unbelievable. I can't tell you how happy I was, and still am

- Big Thunder Mountain. It's so much fun - (Hyper)Space Mountain. New Star Wars themeing is amazing. It suits it so well, I absolutely loved it, and it is so much fun. I was doing the Peter Bowes Hoot Of Laughter all the way through it - Peter Pan's Flight. Gorgeous. Always been my fav, always will be - Dad falling asleep during a ride queue - Camping for an hour to be at the front for the main parade. Worth it, and good people watching - All the happy birthdays during the parade - Meeting the Evil Queen while Disneybounding as Snow White. She clocked me when we were about five people back in the queue. She. Was. Livid. The cast member said that the Queen wasn't happy while she was handing out sweets :’) When it was my turn she was saying I 'reminded' her of someone, and she genuinely looks like she's about to kill me in one of the photos. She was brilliant and I loved that she was horrid because, of course, she's supposed to be - Dinner in Captain Jack's. Just wow. Stunning food, gorgeous atmosphere and surroundings, impeccably themed, great service, and fun to see the Pirates of the Caribbean ride boats coming past

Sunday - Again, walking in early while the park was almost empty - Dumbo and the carousel - Phantom Manor. Amazing. The Phantom of the Opera influence is clear and brilliant. Funny scary, not actual scary - A cast member causing mum and I to leap out of our skins in the Stretching Room when he was behind us and we didn't know and he did a loud evil laugh - Buzz Lightyear's Lazer Blast. Beating my mum by over 8,400,000 points, and her making the car spin around while laughing like a maniac - Going backwards for Casey Junior - Meetin Captain Hook - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Meeting Gaston, who was worryingly attractive to be honest - The Starlit Princess Waltz. Beautiful, just absolutely beautiful. And the cast members who hosted and were singing live were amazingly talented - Final lunch at Plaza Gardens - A quick shop where I got some beautiful things that do and will mean a lot to me (plus one thing I thought was funny), will post pictures later - Seeing the Halloween Mini Parade one last time just as we were leaving

This whole holiday has easily been some of the best days of my life, and I'm so, so grateful to my amazing parents who surprised me with it on my actual birthday, and threw themselves into everything and having this as my birthday extension, and have just been so amazing and so generous, I really can't thank them enough