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poetofthedyingstars · 2 years ago

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filipino!mc who pouts their lips to point where things could be found and the obey me characters mistaking it as them asking for a kiss

warning: kind of long post im sorry hehe enjoy especially to my fellow filo besties — crack, fluff, established relationship, obey me x gn!reader

characters included: brothers, dateables + luke (platonic)

language used: english, few tagalog words mentioned here and there

LUCIFER (lucitot)

you spend a lot of time in his office especially that lucifer always have his butt stuck in his wheelie chair

and he's an overworker, we all know that. and it's been a habit of yours to fix the paperworks and loads of stuff in his room

you're basically his secretary! just kidding- lucifer likes it when you help him with his work, it literally melts his heart like you are his mc—

but as much as he loves that you help him around, it gets hard for him to find things he needs since he doesn't know where you put ‘em

late evening and you're slouched on the couch, busy on your DDD and lucifer's doing his paperwork- now where's that one file he needs???

“mc? you cleaned my office yesterday, right? where have you put the file of the demons who caused the chaos on hell's kitchen?”

without looking up to him, you pouted and gestured your head to the piles of paper next to a bookshelf

mc??? what are you doing??? he's asking you where did you put his files-

why are you pouting?

wait. do you want him to kiss you?

chuckles to himself and forgets what he was asking for- you are so needy for himmmm you literally have to ask for a kiss to point where his files are??? did you even heard him?

walks up to you and kisses your cheeks

you looked at him, eyes wide, confused.

“lucifer? do you wanna take a break? cuddles?”

is taken aback. wHAT DO U MEAN ??? YOU WERE THE ONE ASKING FOR IT!!!

“what? i was simply giving you what you want. you were pouting so i thought-”

you laughed.

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT HIM!! HE IS NOW EMBARRASSED. HE'S SHY. MCCCC-

dying inside, he's blushing

“no, love. i was pointing to the file you need over there—” you pouted again and gestured your head and lucifer finally looks at where you were pointing—

and he was like. oh. oh.

clears his throats. forget it happened mc.

you chuckled again at his flushed face and he goes back to work, embarassed.

he's revoking your kisses and cuddles privileges for a week.

MAMMON (bogart, my baby he's totally not my favourite what are you talking about-)

YOU ARE LITERALLY ALWAYS TOGETHER

and mammon observes you as always so he knows your habits and like the little things you do like when you scrunch your nose when you try to hide your laughter when luci scolds the anti-lucifer league, and how you have a snack pack for beel, and how you are always kind to mammon-

like. ha. mc he's totally not obsessed with you what the hell are you talking about

but ANYWAYS this pouting-pointing gesture you do, he haven't really noticed since you don't do it a lot

but when the first time you've done it he was trying to find his box of perfume in his room

you were watching a movie in his room until his agent starts calling for him- oh no he was so engrossed in spending time with you he forgot he had an appointment today boom mc you make him go crazy

he was already being fidgety and trying to find everything he needs before he goes

but he can't find his box of perfume!!!

WHERE THE FUCJ IS IT

“mc, have you seen where'd i put my cologne? i can't find it!”

you were on top of his bed and watching him ransack the whole room to find his perfume

you pouted your lips and gestured to the box just near the bed- how mammon missed seeing that you'll never know

when he looked at you and see you pouting his brain goes HDJAJDJSJDJW MC?

he's in the middle of something here. why are you pouting? are you upset coz he needs to go? are you asking for a kiss, perhaps?

grumbles and mutters how this is not the right time to ask for a kiss mc he's so late to an appointment and he's asking for your help and you're asking for a kiss??? hmp BUT OF COURSE you'd ask he's THE great mammon so ask all u want

he walks up to you and kisses your forehead

you look at him ???

“what’s that for?”

if he wasn't blushing furiously then, well he is NOW.

WDYM MC 😭

is shy. is stumbling. what the fuck just happened? tries to come up for an answer

you chuckled and shakes your head, you reached for the perfume next to you and hands it to him

he's still embarassed.

he leaves without saying a word

but once he gets over it, he takes not of this habit of pouting-pointing gesture of yours

sometimes when he have the courage he tries to kiss u and uses it as an excuse

“huh? ya weren't asking for a kiss? thought you were because you were pouting! but that's okay! who doesn't love a kiss from THE GREAT MAMMON?”

(but if you tell him you don't like it when he does that, he'll stop. he will only kiss u when u want him to and when ur okay w it hihi)

he is the greatest okay good bye

LEVIATHAN (lebleb bby)

LEVVVVV!!!!!

he's such a torpe he probably wouldn't even dare kiss you

it's just another anime movie night, you're watching something on devilflix or deviltube or a new release DVD he ordered

it's a miracle (hmm) that lev's other brothers are not barging in with your date tonight he's very thankful they're all out

is trying to find the remote to adjust the volume of the film you were watching

“mc where'd I put the remote again? i can't see it anywhere.”

eating your popcorn and not speaking up you pouted your lips to point the remote just out there

he looks at you— “huh????”

mc... why... are you pouting?

do you want him- a yucky otaku- to kiss you or??_?#?£?

blushing so red his face looks like a tomato

comes near you and give you a peck

covers his face with his hands

“hey what did you do that for???”

this is so embarrassing!!_!#!#

“wAHHH!!! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A KISS IM SO SORRY-” give him a kiss and tell him it was alright

you have to reassure the poor boy because he's so embarrassed about it

the remote is forgotten

the remote was back to in topic when lucifer barged in to tell you to lower down whatever you were watching

within the week, whenever levi remembers it, he flushes red and melt in his seat

SATAN (tantan my fave dudebroparechong™)

since satan basically have a lot of competition to your attention he makes sure he occupies your time and attention more than anybody else

you're always together because he's your tutor and he loves spending time with you

another day in the library and you're just studying about devildom history for an essay activity from school

he looks at you and look around the piles of books and paper around him

where the fuck is that book again...??? didn't he just put it down beside him?

he looks at you, your adorable face so focused on what you were doing, your nose scrunched and eyes furrowed

he chuckled to himself

“hey, mc!”

you look at him, “what is it?”

“have you seen where i put the book i was just reading?”

you look around your environment and pouted

satan, a very brilliant smart genius probably brainy from the womb intellectual, was confused

?????

help what. why are you pouting?

admittedly, he haven't figured all of your quirks and human habits yet but what is this

are you... asking for a kiss?

oh. oh.

satan walks up to you and gives you a kiss

you look at him and he looks at you

both very confused at what just happened

“satan...???”

oh. so you didn't asked for a kiss?! oh. oh.

“i apologize, mc. i thought you were asking for a kiss.”

you shook your head and pointed to the book again

man's was blushing, red as hell

you laughed and told him it was okay because you love his kisses

FLUSTERED SATAN BABY NOISES

it probably happens a lot because when it comes to you, satan throws his brains out.

love is irrational and makes-you-stupid kind of a thing after all (no he just loves kissin' your adorable face)

ASMO (momo pop pop)

asmoooo my whiny babie and very painful character to have as a kin

if you're an asmo stan, good for you! asmo kinnies, i hope you're doing okay and you don't have to pretend to be something you're not to appease people. you're great! love lots!

ANYWAYS HEHEHEHE

spending the skin care routine session with our skin care beauty king asmo!!!!!

another night, another win

as asmo puts on your facemask, smiling at you, you can't help but feel happy

it's so relaxing to be with asmo

“there! all done, hon.” he says after successfully putting your facemask he looks at you one more time and you give a thumps up

“well, now, where is my facemask?”

since you can't really speak up you pouted your lips, his facemask was just behind him

he looks at you, “hm?”

mc why are you pouting?

“oh? do you want me to kiss you?”

he can't kiss your face so he just settles for your neck or hand

MC VERY VERY FLUSTERED

i mean this is the avatar of lust u know so....

asmo smiles :D almost forgetting about the facemask

you do make magic in his life, love

you just used your finger to point to him where the facemask is

well it's a fun and long night for the both of you

BEEL (beeli my boi)

hNGHSHAHDJSJ

nice boyfriend you have there

anyways beel was probably asking for a food he hid in the kitchen but he can't see them?_!#?????? he hopes someone haven't ate it already...

you were there with him, of course you are, the both of you are always together

ask if you have seen his food

you tell him you hid it somewhere in the fridge and you point your lips

confused baby beel noises

babes??? what are you doing???

comes closer to you

still confused

kisses your head

more confused baby beel noises

“beel??? what are you doing?”

“i'm sorry, mc. i thought you were asking for a kiss?”

really respectful about it and is kinda shy and blushing fbsjdjen

you laugh and told him you were just pointing out where you put his food

“oh okay” and it's forgotten he doesn't really make a big deal out of it

sigh he's so cute you know

BELPHIE (kalabaw here we go again)

belphie fandom's evil baby, the problematic fave, hmp.

ANYWAYS HERE YA GO Y'ALL

napping on the veranda is the go-to for the both of you because that's where the stars are or sometimes at the attic where it's just the two of you + beel

they're a package mc you can't seperate them.

and so because of him sleeping anywhere anytime it's not really that much of a wonder when he forgets where he puts his stuffs (his pillows actually)

tonight, you were gonna sleep with belphie per his request because he claims you do not spend enough time with him

(maybe i would if you didn't cho— /j)

you obliged of course

as you settle in for the night he noticed that his favourite blanket is missing in the pillow fort you two were making

“mc, where did you put my blanket?”

you pouted and gestured on his bed

too lazy to find out why you're pouting

sitting under the pillow fort

he pulls you down and gives you a quick kiss

“is that what you want?”

no belphie it was not but thank you anyways

HAHSHAHHFHEHFNEN you shook your head and grabbed the blanket on the bed yourself to give it him

better make it up to belphie who knows might get angry and chok—

JUST KIDDING HSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHAHDHW

DIAVOLO (dia boy, my third favourite golden boy)

diavolo i love you so much

similar to lucifer, you usually hang out in dia's office because he's always doing so much paperwork (poor baby)

you also help around organising his paperworks because there's too many

i feel so bad for him how does he do a lot of those paperwork man

“dear, have you seen where i put *that one* file???”

you were sitting near him as he does his work

eating some of barbatos’ snack treats hihi

you pouted your lips towards a pile of paper on his table

diavolo looks amused

“love?” well he guess it's alright too if he abandons his works for a little while and just cuddle with you i mean he have a lot of time later right???? barbatos wouldn't mind for sure

he sits on the couch beside you and kisses your cheeks

you look up to him

“oh, hi there, you done with your work?”

“not yet, but i thought you were asking for a kiss!”

“noooo, i was pointing to the paperwork you were missing!”

oh. well why didn't you said so, mc!

HE LOVED your pouting-pointing gesture so much he picked it up

barbatos was amused, you really are influencing the next king of devildom

but diavolo sometimes used your pouting as an excuse as you thinking that he's neglecting you so he can abandon his paperwork without guilt (sure tell yourself that baby)

barbatos gets STRESSED.

BARBATOS (speak of the devil, here comes muscovado [barbados] sugar)

well out of all of them i think barbatos would know what your pouting means

but will choose to kiss you nonetheless

i mean he is the all-time seeing lord, he knows a lot if not everything!

baking or tea making session with you is not uncommon

he loves being able to do his duty and serve you and spend time with you at the same time

one nice afternoon in the castle kitchen, there you both are

eating a freshly-baked cookies and newly brewed tea

you were just sitting down and talking, catching up with each other, it really is a nice afternoon

he stood and started to clean up the mess around the kitchen for a bit

noticed the sugar is missing

now where did he put it?

“mc, my dear, have you perhaps saw where i put the sugar?”

you pout, barbatos sees the sugar

but hehehehe

barbatos thinks it's so cute when you pout and it's like, there's always so much gap, between the times where you're apart and when you can spend time together.

kind of ironic that he almost feels like he doesn't have time in his hands when he's LITERALLY the lord of time- he could control it and yet. it's untouchable.

so he decides to give you a kiss

“hmm?” you ask

“nothing, my love. i just thought you're beautiful.”

boom who's blushing now y'all, it's you mc HAHAHAHAHSHAHS

dang barbatos 😔 why are you like that

SOLOMON (sol sol sol sol sol sol sol i love this white haired guy so much next to mammon, do you? he's the best you should all give him a lot of love)

solomon the wise, more like solomon the mischievous really

personally, from what i've gathered, i KNOW that his room is messy as fuck.

so messy that it's almost impossible to hang out in his room

like holy shit solomon, why do you have all this chemical and potions and books scattered in your room? how do you even sleep babes? see this is why we get curse accidents all the time

practising sorcery and having him tutor you in some stuff is how solomon whisks you away from the house of lamentation whenever you're at RAD

stupid demons taking all of your time! what about him? (don't tell the others he called them stupid what if lucifer never makes a pact with him???)

anyways, another afternoon and you were taking a break from practising magic

you were sitting on the bed, watching him work his magic

solomon was experimenting potion, he's telling you all about it as he work

you sigh fondly, he's so awesome.

solomon looks at you and smiles

“hey, by the way, where's that book you were reading earlier?”

you pouted your lips

and solomon was :0

oh, mc. uh. do you want a kiss?

i mean OKAY! solomon wants one too so okay alright

leans in to you and kiss

?????? moment

“sol, what's that for?”

oopsies. “you didn't wanted a kiss?”

“i mean, yeah, it was okay! but i was pointing at the book you were asking for.”

oh.

well whenever you're together and you pout to points at things he finds it so adorable he cups your face and kisses you

he just really loves you very much

SIMEON (angel :0)

simeon asked you to accompany him shopping, solomon was busy and luke was with barbatos and hey! he figured this is a good time to be with you

strolling around the devildom with simeon is peaceful and fun

also doing grocery because you both feel like a couple who's been married for more than 10 years shopping for their home

hihihihihduwh simeon, you down bad (pun intended, hope you get it)

in the condiments section, he can't seem to find what he needs

was it even there?

“mc, where can we find the *product* around here?”

busy looking at another product, you pouted him to a different aisle

cue simeon's internal rambles, praying and shaking

why did you pout????

what was that???

wERE YOU ASKING FOR A KISS?

OH. OH MY GOD!!!!

blushing, he taps your shoulder and when you look at him he kisses your forehead

!!_#!!?????

😳 <- both of you

you looked away from each other

“oh, uhm i said *product* was over there”

simeon mutters a “sorry” and “right yes”

nobody says a word about what happened

very awkward grocery shopping

at the end of the day, before you went home to the house of lamentation you kissed simeon's cheeks and told him you enjoyed the day

simeon was smiling the whole night, even as he eats and washed the dishes which kind of creeped luke

dw love your dad's just in love

LUKE (GOLDEN BOY, MY SON!!!!)

baking and studying is two of the main things you do together

and napping when you're both tired from said activities

well today isn't any different

luke was very excited to tell you about a new cake recipe barbatos taught to him

you told him that it's great! maybe tomorrow you could bake together because today you were gonna study

he said alright, he's just really happy to spend time with you

but y'know, you shouldn't know that

(michael why is every kid you've taken under your wing turns out to be a tsundere what are you doing to them)

studying with you, for luke, is great. he looks up to you as another older sibling/parental figure but you don't know that.

he will never admit it but he loves being spoiled by you.

after hours of studying about devildom history, you both decided to take a break. you said he did great and patted his shoulder for a great job!

simeon is finally home from angelic work trip

and luke's also very excited to tell him about his day esp barbatos’ cake recipe because he also wants to bake it with simeon !!!

the problem was he forgot where he put the written recipe, must have mixed with both of your academic paperworks

oh no.

“mc, have you seen where's barbatos cake recipe???”

oh. you pouted

and luke looked at you confused

HELLO MC? what?

pout? so a kiss? what is happening?

goes up to you and kisses your cheeks nonetheless, blushing.

“oh why, thank you luke!”

blushing still

“yeah well you're asking for a kiss so as your friend and guardian angel, it's rightfully to give one to you!”

you chuckled.

man, luke is so adorable i wanna squish that kid he reminds me of my brother (who is more annoying)

simeon found the recipe though after looking at the paperwork luke have done

he's proud of his son too hihi

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poetofthedyingstars · 3 years ago

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OBEY ME CHARACTERS as your filo! manliligaw/crush/bf.

warning: none! just some fluffy filo headcanons bout the demon bros and dateables. i don't know if there's also a big filipino om players out there, but if there is, hello. here's ur filo content <3 pakiampon ako please

om!demon brothers x gn!reader

language used: taglish (filipino)

ooc-ish.... i'll do the side characters next!

lucifer (nickname: lucitot)

lucifer, ‘yung serious type mong crush, cold, tas mysterious daw. medyo campus crush lalo na ng mga ka-batch niya.

school council president!!!!! kaya lagi mo siya nakikita sa school programs <3<3

representative sa UN tas nanalo kasi madaming fans (char), pogi saka talented din naman siya kaya nanalo. tinulak tulak ka pa ng friends mo na magpapicture sa kaniya

kunwari ayaw niyong dalawa pero yieee landi yarn

di masyado active sa social media kasi nga he's different!! saka busy siya sa work niya.

crush mong si lucifer na sinusulyapan mo sa ibang building, naactive ka pa sa mga kung ano anong clubs para lang makita siya

crush mong si lucifer na sinasabihan ng friends mo or friends niya na may crush ka sa kaniya pero wala siyang pake (lowkey) kasi dapat cool langz

intimidating magchat, like correct grammars ganern tas minsan seener lang or kaya naman like zone, depende sa chat mo sa kaniya

kapag valentine's day or kapag may pinapabigay ka sa kaniya, minsan di mo alam if tinatanggap niya ba or nakukuha

one time niregaluhan mo siya nung ano, matchy matchy bracelet loombands ba or yung ano shet sinulid na plastic di ko alam tawag don basta nabibili lang na piso tas ginawan mo nga bracelet tas nakita mo suot ni luci yieeee edi wow

pag manliligaw naman, nako mga luci simps eh maeffort yan na manliligaw

syempre dahil president ng ssg, minsan naiiwan sa school tas magugulat ka na lang may pa-surprise lunch date na pala yan

with help galing sa mga ibang officers (sila barbatos, dia, mammon)

ihahatid ka sa bahay mo, make sure na safe ka palagi, "have you eaten your meal yet?"

idk pero malamang nagsesend yan minsan ng LSM HAHAHAHAHAHA every morning kapag sabado kasi kapag weekends di kayo masyado nagkikita

mammon (nickname: bogart <3)

mammon my beloved huhu, crush mong sobrang dense taena kahit na i-joke flirt mo siya akala niya friends lang kayo

close besties kaya lagi kayo nag-aasaran

class clown definitely pero matalino yan sa math saka huy narepresentative yan sa mtap saka mga quiz bee wag kang ano

ikaw pa kasama niya magreview tas nagchecheer sa kaniya kapag may ganyan

buraot o lagi ka nililibre no in between

lagi nagaaya ng gala, trusted ng parents mo kaya napapayagan ka (wow sana all, mammon kidnapin mo naman ako ples)

crush mammon na ginagawa yung dribble walk sa harap mo tas aasarin ka

si mammon na lagi mo kasama kaya alam na alam mo yung amoy ng pabango niya kahit malayo pa yan sayo basta naamoy mo, alam mong nandyan na siya

masarap sabunutan kapag nambibwiset, madalas mabugbog to kapag ikaw kasama dre

manliligaw!mammon, minsan epal, matopak to mga beh pero grabe magmahal bhie

medyo seloso pero hindi toxic!!!!!!!

binibigyan ka flowers, tas lagi ka bibilhan nung favourite food mo, alam niya lahat ng favourites mo, kapag may nabanggit ka na gusto mo asahan mo sa susunod niyan ibibigay niya sayo

nanaghihingi ng pulbos tapos magpapacheck kung okay yung mukha niya, ilalapit mukha sayo tas tatanong "pogi na ba?"

oo mammon pogi mo ikaw na talaga pinakapogi sa lahat

type din na magsabe ng "para sayo to" kapag naglalaro basketball tas di nashoshoot

okay lang mammon ako naman nahulog sayo e

sabi ko nga kanina lagi ka dadalhin sa gala nito, kayong dalawa lang tas happy

road trip, food trip basta gusto niya napapasaya ka niya

oh diba saan ka pa? kay bogart ka na :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHSHFWHHAHA labyu mammon pakasalan mo na kasi ako

leviathan (nickname: lebleb)

pers of all, torpe HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHHSHDW

alam naman natin mahiyain tong bebe na to, tas di pa masyado nakikipagsocialize

crush mo kasi cool energy tas kung di ka mahilig sa anime at manga, mahihilig ka din since fave niya yon para lang may matopic ka kapag kakausapin mo siya

kaya kapag may bagong anime na nalabas or may nahihiligan siyang something, nagchachat siya sayo or aapproach ka niya

(winner!)

nagmamy day to ng ml win or cod 😔 pero huy lebleb not like other guys to 💔

"send pics para ma-win streak" magaling maglaro ng games pero di ng puso ayieeee

HAHAHAHAHDHWHDHA crush mong ipi-friendzone ka nang ilang beses or akala niya dare lang yung pagkakacrush mo sa kaniya kaya marereject ka

pero kapag natagalan din sasagutin ka din nyan HAHAHAHAHAHA baka siya pa umamin sayo

manliligaw!lebleb— anime marathon sige i-marathon niyo daw one piece nang magkasama bhie good luck <333

manliligaw!lebleb na torpe kaya outside school lang makikita affections nyan

bibilhan kayo nung corny na couple shirts

COSPLAY COUPLE COSPLAY COUPLE COSPLAY DUO ANO KA BA COSPLAY DUO KAYO HAHAHAHAHDHWHD

date sa parke or don sa mga alam mo yung may mga themed cafe? dadalhin ka niya don hihi

mahiyain magsabe ng i love u HAHAHAHAHDHWHD sesendan ka ng "ay tignan mo sabi ni [character] kay ano" "parang tayo lang" di magrereply ng 2 oras kasi binato phone niya sa sobrang hiya

late nights talk din madalas sa inyo

satan (nickname: tantan <3 ikaw na ba ang dolce amore ng buhay ko?)

STANDARD BOOK BOYFRIEND.

i repeat, STANDARD BOOK BOYFRIEND. ano pangarap mo yung nababasa mo lang dati? oh eto na sayo na *binato si catan*

english-speaking, charming, flirty pero yung ano sosyal HAHAHAHAHDHWHD book boyfriend-like nga siya e

susulatan ka poems, sesendan ka handwritten letters, care package? bet. papakilala sayo mga pet niyang cats tas sasabihin para kayong parents na kasal (korni ni bebe satan)

maginoo to uy

wala lang laging maeffort bigla bigla nagreregalo sayo ng mga gawa niya

annotated books <3<3<3<3<3<3

“i was reading this [book] today and it reminded me of you”

nagbibigay din flowers, mature bf nakakakilig lang

lagi nagchachat sayo kapag di kayo magkasama

kapag crush mo lang si satan? sige umasa ka na lang sa wala HAHAHAHAHDHWHD

nanghaharana din jusmeu ke-smooth ng boses nakakaiyak

sasagutin mo ba o sasagutin mo???

asmodeus (nickname: momo as in momol- char)

PAASA. OO PAASA KA ASMO GRABE KA NA

paasa nga.

ano ba.

manliligaw??? si asmo??? syempre mahal ka niya pero mukhang ikaw ata maghahabol diyan /j

kakantahan ka bhie tas may patarpaulin na "will you be my s/o?” ganern

flirty 24/7

"ikaw ba si joanna? jowana kita-" "joke"

anong joke joke walang bawian dito asmo

magala din to saka clingy

minsan siya kumukuha ng pics mo tas magsusuggest ng "eto maganda, ganda mo diyan"

naglalagay din liptint tas tatanong ka “lambot ba? kiss nga” yie landi

thrift shop dating, magkasama kayo magdate sa ukay kahit 3 oras kayo naglakad lakad wala ka maririnig reklamo (actually meron pero mawawala yon kasi love ni asmo ang shopping)

night life party-ing alam lahat ng party spots na pwede ka dalhin

sweet naman siya <3<3

beelzebub (nickname: beel pa rin)

beh. crush mong sobrang bait. nasobrahan nga ata kasi bakit ka nafall sa kaniya?

pafall pero di sadya

nanlilibre sa canteen palagi, food trip lalo na pag after school tas kakain kayo egg waffles na neon balls (kwek kwek), fishball, scramble, kalamares, kikiam, kung ano ang bet mo <3

hahatid ka sa bahay niyo teh

wala masyadong social media kaya di kayo masyado nagchachat

pero kapag kasama mo, sulit naman

manliligaw ba??? bat ba naasa ka liligawan ka niyan mga yan ikaw nga maghabol mc IKAW- /j

is nicest bf ever, lam mo yung mga korning magjowa na nagbibigay ng stick-o saka yakult kapag valentine's? oo ganon siya

kashare mo payong kapag umuulan

supportive! lam mo yon kunwari may extracurricular activities ka, part ng club, poster making, quiz bee, performance arts, sports ewan ko basta support ka niya #1 fan mo pa yan

belphie (nickname: kalabaw.)

hello belphie. si sleeping beauty niyo. chos.

gaiz si belphie nakakaloka. parang ayoko gawan- /j

belphie belphie kalabaw ka ba? kasi icow ang crush ko

tas sineen ka lang. swerte na kapag naseen, baka i-inbox ka pa niyan

typical crush, masungit tas iignore ka lang

di ka crush teh mamuti mata mong umasa ha

sulyap sulyapan mo na lang sa classroom niya minsan absent pa yan or cutting.... JOKE bawal magcutting yan si belphie hahambalusin ng tsinelas ni lucifer pag-uwi

pero kapag manliligaw, nice din naman yan

medyo maeffort, like 6/10 effort ganern

nagbibigay ng flowers na nabibili sa labas ng school

excited lagi pag nakikita ka

sabay kayo pumasok sa school, kahit sa pag-uwi, kahit sa lunch

basta gusto lagi kasama ka niya

study dates tas kasama niyo si beel minsan

close sa parents mo kasi daw mukhang mabait (di ho, demonyo ho yan-)

allowed maki-sleep over sa inyo (basta daw bukas pintuan HAHAHAHAHDHWHD)

tamad magchat at magreply minsan magugulat ka nasa labas ng bahay niyo tas magkape daw kayo don sa park

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huy hello sorry if di medyo accurate, ini-squeeze ko na brains ko for this HAHAHAHAHDHWHD hope u enjoyed reading! more filo om content to come na lang po. open for requests!! thank u gaiz labyu xoxo.

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BARANGGAY BANGAYAN | collab with @lilacknights

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warning: none! just some crack-ish and fluff-ish headcanons of filipino au obey me. long post. HAPPY BUWAN NG MGA WIKA AT KASAYSAYAN!

characters included: the brothers + side characters (luke, platonic)

language used: taglish but mostly tagalog/filipino

THE BROTHERS

lucifer na stress na stress palagi sa mga kapatid niya, wala masyado parents nila kaya siya na ang taga-asikaso sa lahat

lucifer na nagmumukhang single dad kaya gg ang mga marites na ireto mga nakshi nila na lagi naman iniiwasan at tinatanggihan ni mami lucifer mo

sorry po reserved na daw po siya para kay MC

facebook bio: *padlock* MC’s property *padlock*

mammon na champion sa bingo, tong its king at nagpapapustahan sa ganggang

tropa ng mga marites! slay bestie, siya ang favorite kalaro ng mga manang at ale

source ng stress ni lucifer dahil minsan magugulat na lang sila may kumakalabog sa gate nila ng madaling araw hinihingi yung pangtubos ng sinanlang relo ni mammon

huhu stressedt yarn

leviathan na tambay sa pisonet dahil binan siya ni lucifer gumamit ng wifi sa bahay nila

pinapatulan pa ang mga batang dugyutin sa internet cafe para lang makapaglaro

pero isang beses, na-ban siya sa isang pisonet dahil nagwala si kuya mo dahil natalo sa DOTA, napilitan si lucifer na palakasin wifi nila

lagi napapagalitan si levi ni lucifer at mc dahil puyat

favorite sermon line ni levi: “KAKASELPON MO YAN!”

pero kahit converge, skycable, pldt o globe pa yan tumba sa werpa ng gamer na si levi

dagdagan mo pa ng wattpad addict, kindle suscriber at e-book downloader na si satan plus social media influencer, vlogger na si asmodeus

edi bongga ang wifi nila sa bahay, barely hanging on by a thread yarn

speaking of satan, resident catboy lover na nagkaroon ng wattpad addiction

nung highschool siya akala niya magkakaroon siya ng gangster na jowa dahil sa “She’s Dating the Gangster”

alam ko dark academic si satan pero you can’t tell me na hindi siya nagkaroon ng e-boy phase like shush. i was there. i was his chain necklace!!!!!

takang-taka pa si asmo bakit hiram nang hiram si satan ng eyeliner ‘yon pala e-boy na si blonditang catboy mo

asmodeus na hardcore fan ng AlDub dati, nagcutting pa silang dalawa ni mammon para lang makita yung episode na nagkita si yaya dub at alden pero naharangan ng pader dahil kay lola nidora

ending, natikman na naman nila flying tsinelas ni lucifer

palaging nasa mga mall shows at naging presidente ng AlDub fans club si asmo

nagkaroon din ng gig si mammon na nagbebenta siya ng mga handmade aldub merch

beelzebub na palaging maaga gumising para hintayin dumaan nagbebenta ng taho sa bahay nila

jogger din po saka napakapogi, mahal na mahal ng mga tita nila dahil malakas kumain

suki ng mga street food vendors

siya ang nakaassign na mag-grocery at mamalengke kasama si mammon dahil si mammon ay magaling magtawad sa presyo at alam ni beel mga lugar na maganda bumili ng pagkain

napagtripan na ipakulay buhok niyang blonde parang kay Goku sa Dragon Ball

nung bata sila ni belphie, mga uhuging batang kalye sila, spoiled sa mga nakakatandang kapatid nila ng mga laruan, damit, etc. pero mas gusto pa rin maglaro sa putikan

belphegor na nagkaroon ng rpw account, joke joke lang daw pero nagkaroon ng jowa tapos na-fall siya ta’s nung nagbreak sila kunwari di affected dahil di naman daw totoo relationships don

belphie na laging tulog sa mga klase niya pero mataas pa rin ranking sa klase nila

he got that mysterious badboy achiever wattpad main character swag

THE DATEABLES (KAPITBAHAYS)

BOY NEXT DOOR DIAVOLO

i love you boy next door diavolo

rich kid na may iPad at palaging may sapi sa likod

pinsan niyang nakakatanda nang onti si barbatos na bantay niya

resbak niya yon kapag may nangaaway sa kanya pati na si lucifer

bawal din mamalengke si diavolo kasi uto-uto, kung ano-ano napagbibili

barbatos yung target ng mga umaattend sa birthday party tas tatanungin “pre pogi nung pinsan mo ah reto mo nga ako”

huhu ako yan, diavolo reto mo naman ako kay barbatos

solomon na madami palaging aguinaldo tuwing may family gathering pero di niyo alam trabaho niya kaya akala niyo pusher

mayamang pogi titocore

super galante lalo na kapag lasing na hehehhee

sakristan na si simeon na crush ng buong baranggay dahil sobra na sa kabaitan, sobra pa sa kapogian

hehe anong peace be with you, baka please be with me

char lang hehehe

raphael na partner sakristan ni simeon pero walang kumakausap sa kanya dahil mukhang nanaksak ng kandila

kala mo talaga e no

magiging choir member si MC nang wala sa oras at active church member para lang masilayan ang kapogian ng mga sakristan

kapatid ni MC si makulit na luke na idol sina simeon at raphael kaya medyo close si MC sa mga pogi

MC na napagutusan humingi ng mga donasyon sa baranggay pero nasasaraduhan ng pintuan sa bahay ni mephisto

mephisto na SK kagawad na sobra sa kasungitan at sobrang pabibo

gusto ata palitan si jollibee sa pagiging bida sa saya

laging may pa-project si kuya mo dinaig pa si kapitan

strict sa curfew lalo na sa pamilya ni lucifer pero pagdating kay diavolo hanggang “warning” lang, sipsip kasi daddy ni Diavolo ang kapitan at crush niya si Dia

WHAHHAHAAH mephisto mephisto bakit di ka crush ng crush mo?

thirteen na manila girl na crush ko - ay char ng buong bayan pala

mga bading ay love na love si thirteen

may pagka-siga kaya nagulat na lang siya Assigned Mhiema na pala siya sa baranggay

walang babangga sa mga nakshi niya (Asmo, Solomon, Luke) at kay MC dahil sa kanya mwehehe

i love you thirteen marry me pls

taglist: @lilacknights

hope you peeps enjoyed that! if you have requests, feel free to send me any! im open so please, send one. also, lmk if you want to be tagged on my posts.

reblogs are appreciated, please do! and don’t forget to leave some comments :D

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