#filled my water buckets

[jegskalfiksedet]

just discovered KinnPorsche is on Letterboxd.

favorite reviews in no particular order.

you’re welcome

[unpretty]

i'm this 🤏 close to taking out a loan to buy an incinerating toilet. i'm not going to. but i'm going to spend a lot of time with a lot of weird tabs open.

[m0ose-idiot]

Fanny's having a marvellous time, thinking about the Bible and going through her already kicked the bucket list

Featuring bonus live-action footage...

(also featuring stealth art from Degopunk on Insta 👻🤍)

[scarfofsilver]

THE SPIDER-WOLF SWINGS INTO ACTION

[anonymusbosch]

Local Car Washed For The First Time In Nearly Two Years

After over a year of neglect and several months of gridlock in local government over budget allocations for the matter, anonymusbosch's car's interior was washed today. Asked for comment on what finally allowed the council to come to agreement on this desperately-needed measure, Bosch responded, "Well, it's been overdue for a while, but the recent exposure of nearly the entire interior to urushiol increased the urgency of finding a fix. The health of our constituents is a top priority for the council." (Urushiol is the oil found in poison oak and poison ivy and can cause itching and burning lesions upon contact; the oils can remain on fabrics for weeks.)

Given that this vehicle is primarily used for transporting heavy and bulky objects and for transporting personnel who have come in contact with poison oak, why was the matter not addressed sooner? A spokesperson for Bosch responded, "Frankly, we haven't had the equipment to deal with this, and we've never seen an urushiol dermatitis incident in the time we've had this car. We've been attributing that to better precautionary measures about second- and third-hand exposure. With the recent outbreak, we've been able to justify to the county treasurer the bond measure used to finance the remediation project."

An aide at the councilmember's office provided further detail. "When we originally proposed a remediation project, the cost estimate was nearly $200 for a full interior detailing. That wasn't something our local taxpayers were prepared to support and frankly thinking about spending $200 for someone to clean our car made us nauseous. At the same time, we don't have a wet-dry vacuum, so we weren't prepared to lead a remediation project ourselves. Thankfully we were tipped off to a more cost-effective option that has saved our taxpayers over $150."

A source who asked to remain unnamed listed the total dollar amount spent as "like 45 bucks" and said that "but like ten whole dollars went into the vacuum at a gas station because this fucker had straight up gravel all over the car. Completely irresponsible." The source added, "And they didn't even get all the sand out. Next time they might as well turn the car upside down and shake it." Eyewitnesses corroborated the source's price estimates, saying that a spot cleaner could be rented at the local Safeway for $29.99 for four hours and that the councilmember had been spotted loitering near the customer service desk there earlier today.

"We're happy to report that the councilmember has the financial considerations of the district's residents close at heart," said Bosch's spokesperson when asked for comment on the vacuum expenditure. "While the vacuuming portion of the remediation project went slightly over budget, we recouped an additional $12.99 by opting for laundry detergent instead of buying an entire container of carpet cleaner. We take these matters seriously."

An independent auditor who assessed the results of the remediation effort said that the car's interior was "not perfect, but, like, not narsty. There was gunk in all the corners and there isn't gunk now, or there's less gunk, and there also isn't a thin layer of sediment on everything either." The auditor noted that previous violations, like "a piece of tape that had been on the steering wheel for literally three years" and "four-month-old parking receipts" had been removed. "The urushiol was the highest priority, but it is also nice to see some of the lower-priority code violations addressed here as well," the auditor said.

When asked about whether the council would make vehicle cleanings a part of its standard services to the county or include them as a line item in next year's budget, Bosch replied, "Let's focus on the victories here. This was a collaborative effort that took several months of negotiations. I'd love to see support for it across the council, but I don't want to overpromise and underdeliver." Our reporter reminded Bosch that some cities support vehicle cleanings on a yearly or even quarterly basis. Maybe, like, just using the gas station vacuum once in a while? Bosch declined to comment. The Times also asked Bosch's office if the momentum from this victory for public health and transportation might be used to fix the apartment's bike storage rack or to schedule an appointment to replace the worn and thinning tires. "Our office has no further comment at this time," an aide replied. "And shut up about the tires. We'll get around to it."

After what it's taken to clean the interior, one can only hope.

[spotsupstuff]

How would sparrows feel about earth insects since they are usually smaller than 4 centimeters?

aggressive confusion and mild offense

[coconut530]

So flood me like Atlantic

Weather me to nothing

Wash away the blood on my hands

[tired-and-unjellied]

So... after mopping the floor with a washcloth and gloves, it isn't so bad at all

Definitely a lot less frustrating than that vacuum that doesn't vacuum that well.

I don't know if it's genuinely easier, or if i'm just a mop guy

[seth-the-giggle-fish]

I want to cut my hair

I want to cut my hair

I can't cut my hair because fuck if I know where the hair clippers are and even if I did know where they are I can't take a fucking shower to help me clean up afterwards

I can't fucking shower because we still don't have water in the house

[snazzi-strawberri]

i need to dunk my head in ice water i think that would cure ,me

[the-fibre-stuff]

Well I had been hoping to finish blocking my temperature blanket motifs by the 25th:

It's not Calgary-level serious, but blocking the crochet is water use that can be easily put off, so I should pause the blocking for a while.

[thatdemiboymess]

Can't believe I'm saying this as a certified rain lover but it has GOT to stop raining, man. 😭

[martyrbat]

save me unintentional fruity batman panels, save me....

[fishareglorious]

damn my entire body hurts. shoulder pain came back full force and my upper arms do to. i sit on a hard surface and I have to find the most optimal position to sit and don’t apple pressure on my tailbone and my ass bones. also i stepped on a sharp rock barefoot so both my heels hurt when i lean on them. damn man

at least the event yesterday was really fun, barring me having a raw egg running down my pants for two hours

[mysoulspiralbound]

i want a rusted bucket of haunted bog water >:(

[charmre]

Looooove when the city's water pump breaks bc of the ice storms and they don't know when it'll be fixed and we go into an immediate "boil water advisory" 😭😭😭