#figuratively and LITERALLYYY

[startagainaprologue]

Literallyyy. That person is out here acting like yall post everything to tumblr all the time and not that like. You have a life offline and outside of your blog where perchance you are figuring stuff out about yourself

NODDING like. ik im online a bit more than the average person but like. i . do things outside of tumblr. quite often, in fact.

[brakingpoint]

some fans are really fucking weird about kelly. breaking up with the father of your child and letting your new serious partner become a father figure to the kid happens all the time and often goes really well. the f1 dating pool is small. and yet. and yet you'd think she shot kvyat in the head, kidnapped penelope and put max under an evil spell the way people talk about her. so misogynistic

literallyyy nothing to add

[braindeadamerie]

i figured out my hair is not my fault appearently a lot of people hate splat hair dye and datd what i used i literallyyy just thought i was fucking ugly

[boag]

I didnt know abt the bullying and can see how that can change a person but like she apparently never got help for coping with it right? I wonder how much the bullying is to blame for her failed marriage but according to her shes happy now idk she could be so cool if she wasnt a bitter conservative and stopped ranting abt homeless people or lgbt+

Literallyyy it’s so crazy. These forum threads literally go back years and years of people picking apart her appearance and saying the most dehumanizing and cruel things about her and idk I didn’t know who she was back then so maybe she was already awful but… I rlly think that’s why she’s so neurotic about what she eats and could also explain why she’s so fucking unhinged online like it doesn’t make the awful shit she says any better but it does kinda make sense… she just needs to get off the internet and figure out who she rlly is when she’s not performing for an audience tbh

[apotelesmaa]

From @sakitenmaenjoyer

LITERALLYYY I was thinking abt him in the new event where he’s polite and caring and takes akito very seriously which like. He does take things seriously wrt tsukasa when the situation calls for it. But he turned on the Mature and Responsible personality which he very rarely pulls out with tsukasa.

Also I was struggling with articulating it but so true wrt the tsukasa dropping the big brother thing when he’s with rui. I think it goes understated that rui is like. Tsukasa’s only friend his age. tsukasa has his whole dependable older brother is the cornerstone of my personality/I am a responsible and reliable senior for younger students thing (even when the ppl he’s talking to are not much younger than him. Bc they’re saki’s age. so he’s still gonna feel responsible) so I feel like it’s rlly notable that he drops that (for the most part. Getting rid of it completely is impossible) with rui. It’s not a close friend thing either bc he still does the big brother thing with nene and emu. & I feel like this is also shown in pandemonium. he doesn’t really put on the responsible senior act with classmates/ppl in his grade however notably rui gets under his skin in a way that makes him act immature & get in trouble. again shown in pandemonium @ the pillow fight. which is entirely why I do not buy his “it’s all rui’s fault I’m known as a trouble maker he’s ruined my spotless reputation” spiel btw. like no tsukasa i think you escalate whatever rui is doing at least half of the time. “I’m taking responsibility for him” as if tsukasa is completely blameless here and is simply dragged against his will into rui’s evil machinations. Also as I have said. tsukasa. *you* choose to act like you’re attached to rui at the hip. nobody is making you hang out with him constantly at school tsukasa.

Tsukasa: I don’t know why people call *me* a trouble maker! I’m responsible! *Rui* is the one getting me in trouble with his crazy ideas!

Toya (believes this): I see…

Akito (dragged into talking with tsukasa by toya): stop hanging out with him then

Tsukasa (genuinely confused by this very reasonable suggestion): why would I do that? Also have you guys seen him recently. we’re supposed to eat lunch together.

+ side note I think like at least 80 of his 😑 expressions are aimed at rui although I’m sure emu has gotten that look a few times. The “rui is up to some shit again” expression. Every time rui says some dumb shit while going :3 and it cuts to tsukasa making that face I laugh. it is never not funny.

I feel like they’re very comfortable showing all sides of their personalities in full force with each other… They bring out sides of each other that don’t really come out around anyone else (at least not constantly. Nene/emu still get under tsukasa’s skin and rui will fuck with nene and scheme with emu). It just so happens that these sides/personality traits combine into a storm of stupidity that causes psychic damage on everyone nearby who hasn’t built up a tolerance through repeated exposure. Nene & Mizuki have already commented on how different rui is after meeting tsukasa but I desperately want to see saki & toya’s reactions to peak ruikasa stupidity. (Saki and toya watching the guy who prides himself on being their responsible older brother figure get so irritated with rui that his maturity has completely vanished while rui is just sitting there like :3c): I Know What You Are.

Absolutely wild to me every time I remember Rui is literally only Like That with Tsukasa. Nene who has known Rui forever going I made his candle this scent because he’s mature and Tsukasa going what the fuck are you talking about no he is not. With every other character he’s behaving within the range of nice kind polite boy & somewhat mischievous but wrt tsukasa he’s like I’m going to be as insane as possible. Full throttle on silly goose mode. Something something Tsukasa being the first person to tell rui “not only do I appreciate your crazy ideas and think they’re so cool but I actively encourage them and will not accept you holding back” and also be the first person rui has met who is just as much of an insane show freak as him. Esp after Rui having everyone avoid him because of his ideas/passion for shows. Tsukasa told Rui he was going to stick by him no matter what & will be matching his efforts -> he proves this in the Halloween event by getting hurt by one of rui’s inventions and then being like how dare you hold back on my account -> rui is like oh I can be as weird & insane as I want with this guy. & obv this is just as important to tsukasa who now has someone who is able to help him improve and go further with his passions in a way no one else can. Always thinking abt that scene where tsukasa was like I cannot grasp this android character and asahi was like that’s ok you’re fine as is dont worry and rui was like no actually you can do better. Worlds most intense director meets the world’s most intense actor and together they create a feed back loop of Stupid.

[storge]

Only death can repay the sin of murder. Writhe in agony, and die in regret and despair. That is the only way you can atone. Stand up, Battōsai.

Rurouni Kenshin: The Final

[veridienn]

cried in the bathroom after my mom called me miss again 🤪 #justtransthings

[katsumiiii]

Anyways thinking about Katsuki with a little girl and how he cannot say no bc his little girl is a daddies girl 😔 she wants daddy to do her hair and he will do it with no complaints whatsoever bc whatever his little girls wants, his little girl gets, however he is also a pretty good father, bc i like to think he's much closer to his dad than his mother, bc his dad is so mellow but only gets nervy when his milf of a wife is like she hulk, and Katsuki listens to his advice and understands that no dad is the same, and no dad is perfect and Katsuki has a lot of trouble accepting that he won't be the perfect dad bc he wants his little girl to see him as this great man, but he understands that she might, but with a little flaws

So when she comes to him with her first heartbreak, he immediately goes into anger mode but then remembers how he couldn't go to his parents with that issue, and immediately calls you for help because he has no idea how to help

It's a learning experience for everyone, and no doubt his little girl listens and learns too because in every photo they have together, he smiles, because he didn't with his parents and he'll be damned if he makes his little girl suffer or cry.

One time he did and tried his best to fix ot by giving her his black card,,,,,,, and it was maxed out an HOUR LATER

but if anything Katsuki is so grateful to have you by his side because he wouldve been dubbed worst dad ever if it weren't for your help, and if anything it makes his love for you grow

literallyyy yes like if katsuki ever had a daughter she’d definitely be a daddy’s girl. like he’d just spoil her rotten and have a hard time saying no so that would leave you to do the discipline. and I also feel like the older he gets the more willing he is to ask for help. like when he was younger he used to think it was almost taboo to ask someone for assistance, but now he asks you for help everydayyy when it comes to his daughter.

and I’d pray she never gets upset with him because he’d just be devastated. kinda piggy backing on your daughter heartbreak thingy, let’s say she were to get a bf and katsuki find out right. and yk he’s all in ‘protective dad mode’ bc nobody can treat his little girl right in his eyes. so he does the cliché and scares off her little bf right. so his daughter finds out and is just lividdddd, I mean smoke coming out the ears type pissed.

“no fucking way you just did that shit dad.”

“hey, watch your fuckin’ mouth.” he barks, crossing his beefy arms over his chest. he didn’t rlly understand why she was upset in the first place. the boy was just some little punk katsuki scared off, and now he’s getting lip for it?

“dad, I’m at an age where I’m going to start bringing guys home that I like.”

“not in this house sweetheart.”

“and in what other house would I being doing it in?”

“I don’t fuckin’ know, but not this one.”

and she gets all huffy like he usually does and just decides to stomp off before she says something that might get her in real trouble, “whatever.”

and he’s just all wide eyed and confused like he doesn’t know wtf he did wrong ??? doesn’t quite understand that his little sweetheart could even catch an attitude with him, but there’s a first for everything !

you were listening to the whole thing tho and you’re just standing there kinda shaking your head at his obliviousness. he stalks over to you with doe eyes and is all like, “what the fuck just happened?”

“she’s pissed at you kats.”

“yeah but I don’t fuckin’ know why? i ain’t do shit wrong.”

“well then, figure it out.” and you just leave him there all awe struck, going to find your daughter to comfort her.

eventually he gets it after overhearing yalls conversation and grows enough balls to apologize. he realizes that his little girl is going to have other people in her life, other people that make her happy. and though it’s going to take him some time to get used to, he’s as on board with it as he can be!

[qcellbit]

HES LAUGHING SO HARD HES LIKE "she doesnt even know how to use scaffolding. look at her she just figured it out" LITERALLYYY ANNOYING DAD BEHAVIOUR

not phil laughing his ass off SPRINTING to spawn as soon as he saw QNPC02 logged on as a fed worker. "look at her look at her lag.. of course shes on flower duty. loook at the lag spike..!" she gave him a book telling him shes on duty i cant breeathe

[touyasdoll]

Dabi is not a fuckboy it's a lie...

✨Dabi is a virgin✨

Thars it that's the headcanon

Oh my goodness but could you imagine being the one to sexually corrupt DABI?? Ahhh oh fuck, my brain hurts just thinking about it. BET. Here we gooo 😈

Virgin Dabi

Pairing: Dabi x f!reader

Genre: smut & a little fluff w/ civilian reader

Warnings: corruption kink, unprotected sex, daddy kink, breeding, degradation, choking, spitting, virginity loss

Of course he’s a virgin

A) who the hell is he letting get that close to him

& B) I love the man & he’s fine as hell, BUT I feel like he thinks he’s revolting and that no one would want to touch him anyway, so he steers clear of any physical human interactions

Reader as a LOV Member

You join the LOV & attract some attention, but you aren't interested in anyone but Dabi

He would make plenty of fuck boi remarks & talk a of shit for someone who’s never even seen a titty in person

“You couldn’t handle me, doll”

“If you had me, I’d ruin everyone else for ya”

“You got a nice pair on you though, bet you would look good wrapped around my cock”

And then one day you’re done tip-toeing around what you want and you’re like okay then. Go ahead. Fuckin’ ruin me, please, I’m literallyyy begging so hurry up and fuck me already

And he just 👁👄👁

To which you prod at him for getting so shy all of a sudden and then once you figure it out you’re just like, "Are--are you a fucking virgin?"

He tells you to stfu, otherwise he'll roast your ass

Obviously a sensitive little boy, deep down

You playfully taunt and tease him until he is about to literally flame you & then you promise you'll make it up to him by showing him exactly what he's missing

And he’s nervous as all hell, but he doesn’t wanna waste this opportunity so he follows you to your bedroom

“I can’t believe that I’m the lucky woman who gets to have you first,” you smirk, grabbing Dabi by his shirt to tug him close as you kick the door shut behind you.

“You breathe a word of this to any of these fucking assholes and I swear, you’ll live to regret it.” He cocked a warning brow as he stared down expressionlessly.

“Oh, shut up and take your clothes off,” you rolled your eyes, dismissing his thinly veiled embarrassment with a laugh. “Why would I tell anyone I fucked you?” You tugged your top off over your head with a playful wink in his direction.

“This how foreplay usually goes for you, sweetheart?” He shed his shirt, moving to work on his belt when you reached a hand out to stop him.

“Wait,” you hooked two fingers behind the leather strap, tugging on it as you brought yourself flush against him. “Is it foreplay that you want, baby? Because, I promise, I’m real good at that.”

You pressed the pads of your fingers onto his stomach, gently trailing them along the mixture of scarred and unmarred skin that was stitched together by cool, silver staples.

He shivered involuntarily, groaning at ghostly touch of your fingertips, “Fuck,” he sighed, turning his attention to your breasts as they pressed up against him, spilling slightly out of your cups.

“Tell you what,” you lean in, kissing his neck slowly in between whispers. “Since you,” kiss. “We’re so vulnerable with me,” kiss. “I’ll return the favor,” kiss.

You begin undoing his belt with one hand, bringing the other up to push into his hair, tugging his head to the side to expose the more tender spots of his neck as his hands grasp your hips, his digits pressing into the soft flesh as his breath becomes shakier.

“Lucky for you,” you continue, leaving a lingering kiss on top of his hammering pulse. “I like getting fucked like a whore,” kiss. “I’ll let you do damn near anything your filthy little brain can think up,” kiss. “And I’ll call you daddy while you do it,” kiss. “On two conditions.”

You lift your lips to his ear, sucking on his lobe gently before whispering, “You don’t hold back and you stuff me full of that sticky, sweet cum of yours when you’re done with me.”

His eyes fluttered shut as he groaned, rutting the tent in his pants against yours hips in an attempt to find some relief for his throbbing cock.

“Does that sound fair, Daddy?” you let out a breathy little moan in his ear as you tugged his pants down, wrapping your fingers around his thick cock.

///

“Please, Daddy,” you begged, “Lemme taste more of you. Wan’ it. Wan’ it bad,” you stuck your tongue out, mouth hanging open as you kneeled before him, placing his hand over your throat.

He took the reins without hesitation, his eyes becoming a shade more devious as he applied pressure to either side of your neck, holding your head back as he let a long string of saliva dangle from his mouth and drop into yours.

You moaned, making a show of tasting him on your tongue as you closed your lips, returning to bobbing you head along his length.

“Thank you, Daddy,” you kissed the head of his cock, stroking him languidly as a growl left his chest.

“Get up. On the bed,” his voice was hoarse and impatient.

“Yes, Daddy,” you obeyed, crawling onto the bed and laying back on your elbows, spreading your legs and exploring your own folds, parting your lips with your fingers as he watched, slack-jawed while he pumped his throbbing cock.

“You are a good little bitch, aren’t you?” He smirked, climbing atop you as he lined himself up with your entrance.

“Mm, only for you. Only here,” you sighed, expunging a needy whine from your lungs as you wriggled in anticipation, “Please, fuck me, Daddy. Use my cunt til you fill it up, please, Sir.”

“Shit, baby,” he groaned, thrusting into you with abandon. “Holy fuck, you feel so good.”

The next breath that he expelled was shaky. He was lost already, positively drunk on the feeling of your velvet walls sucking him in deeper each time he slipped inside you. He chased the euphoria too eagerly, feeling himself getting too close, too quickly.

He stopped abruptly, pulling his length from you as you whined, “Put it back, please. Need you to fuck me, oh please, Daddy.”

He shook his head, “Listen, I may be inexperienced, but I do know if you wanna cum too, I’m gonna need a sec.”

“Is that all? C’mere,” you tapped the space beside you in bed with a sweet, subservient grin as you sat up and waited for him to sit back against the headboard before sinking yourself onto his length.

You reveled in the sight of his eyes rolling back as you clenched around him, the sound of the grunt that left his throat sending you on a high as you slowly rolled your hips atop his.

“I’ll take care of you, Daddy,” you leaned forward, whispering against his lips as he whimpered beneath you, his large hands finding your ass, groping each cheek as his lust blown pupils met yours. Your lips collided, a smirk replacing your sweet grin as you whisper, “Gonna ruin every other pussy for you.”

Reader as a Civilian

He’s in some scummy bar & so are you

You’re really just trying to get some dick tonight

He’s just trying to get the fuck away from the shithole that the LOV is currently cramped up in

You’ve had just enough liquid courage to strike up a conversation

He’s shocked that someone like you is talking to him

Even more shocked by how forward you are

But he fucking loves it and he gets carried away bantering back and forth with you

Next thing you know, he’s back at your place with you and you’re ripping each other’s clothes off

And then the reality sets in that he has no fucking idea what he’s doing

You sense how nervous he is even though he’s trying to play it off so you ask what’s wrong

And you’re just so nice and you’re literally the first person who’s ever like genuinely wanted him so he caves and drops his guard for a millisecond to admit he’s inexperienced

So you promise to walk him through it & swear that you’re both gonna have a really great time

“Is something wrong?” You pull away to look up at him, keeping your arms around his neck as you search his wary expression.

“No, no.” He shakes his head, pressing his hand to your spine to pull you closer to him, closing the distance between your lips.

“Mm,” you sigh through your nose, running a hand over his chest, delicately passing over the staples as you retract once again to question him. “Are you sure? I’m sorry, I’m not trying to kill the mood or anything, I just—you seem like maybe something’s bothering you? Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?”

He tilts his head back, letting out a deep breath as he attempts to shake the nerves from his mind. But once he looks back at you, seeing the way you’re looking up at him, he can’t hold it in any longer.

You don’t look disgusted with him or every reluctant to be near him. You’re willingly sharing such an intimate moment with him and treating him with a kindness that he’d never encountered until now. For a moment, he feels more vulnerable that you asked about his well-being than the fact that he’s nearly naked in front of you.

“I, uh,” he hangs his head, mortified to be exposing himself on yet another level this evening to a perfect stranger. He makes the confession so quietly that you can barely hear the words as they leave his lips, “I’m actually a virgin.”

“Oh,” your eyebrows jump in surprise, but you quickly recover your soft expression, lifting a hand to his cheek, hovering it above his heated skin to wait for his permission, which he grants you in the form of a nod and you cup his face as gently as you can. “That’s okay, I don’t mind. I mean, if you don’t. I’ve never been anyone’s first time, so uh, this is kind of a first for me too?” You laugh quietly, “We can figure it out together, if you still wanna. I mean, even if it takes a few tries, I’m willing to bet we’ll both have plenty of fun.”

“Oh yeah?” He raises a playful eyebrow, giving you a glimpse of the first genuine smile that you’d seen on his face. “I guess we should give it a shot then, huh?”

You nod, taking one of his hands between both of yours as you lead him to your bed.

///

“Fuck, oh! Holy shit, yes! Yes! Yes!” You spasmed beneath him, desperately clinging to the bed sheets as he slammed his cock against your cervix, sending you off into your orgasm while he ran towards finding his own.

He couldn’t believe what he’d been missing out on all this time. It was incredible to see what he could do to you, how you would moan or sigh or whine at varying degrees depending on just where and how roughly he touched you.

He almost didn’t want to cum, it felt too fucking good having your walls clamp down around his cock, your ankles behind his head trapping his length so securely inside your already tight little pussy.

He couldn’t hold on for another second. His hands reached back, grabbing your ankles and ripping your legs from his shoulders, tossing them to their respective sides, leaving you splayed wide open for him as he leaned down, bracing himself with a hand on one side of you and an elbow on the other.

He buried himself in the crook of your neck, groaning and crying out as the pleasure got to be too much for him, “Gonna—g-gonna fucking cum, oh fuck,” he sputtered, his hips faltering before thrusting into you with renewed vigor as he finally burst.

He collapsed on top of you, leaving himself draped over your vibrating form as you both basked in the fog of the aftermath.

[lesbianrobin]

speaking of why the fuck did they rush the plan so much why did nobody take steve’s reluctance to just go charging back in seriously? he was like uh the last time i was there i got torn to pieces and everyone was like well i guess we’ll figure that out but that sounds like a you problem. ????? can somebody give my girl a break

LITERALLYYY GIVE HER A BREAK!!!! steve got fucking DRAGGED INTO HELL and EATEN ALIVE and you clowns are like ummm well surely if that happens to the best fighter in the group WE'LL all be fine. that's how it works. fools

[kisswithfangs]

actual conversation i had today…

i was minding my business, and shopping at target for decorations for the paciniro wedding, when i noticed that some random old guy was staring at my al pacino shirt. i asked him if there was a problem and he literallyyy started yelling about about how he hates that the liberal media is trying to paint al pacino as a gay figure. i started to cry because al and bob mean so much to me as a couple, and then you won’t believe what happened next. AL PACINO AND ROBERT DE NIRO WALKED UP TO US AND KISSED !!! the old man started shaking and throwing up right away and i gave the two of them a high five. great start to my day

[queeriboh]

Not sure if you're still dealing with being nsfw'd, but I'd reckon that tumblr's algorithm for identifying nsfw images goofed (I know, shocking) and flagged your new icon, seeing as the problem seemed to happen right after you changed it. I had that exact thing happen to me once, and went crazy trying to figure out what the heck was causing it. :\ Hope you're able to get it sorted!

oh !!!!!!!!!

I got un-NSFW'd, I'm still not sure if it's because I emailed support or deleted a certain post.

thank you for sending this, I really appreciate this!!! I did think that the timing was weird since I was literallyyy in the middle of switching between a few different fluffal/frightfur icons when it happened.

I thiiiiiiiiiink that it happened because of a certain thiefshipping picture I reblogged? because I got unrestricted almost immediately after I deleted it. but it's weird because the picture itself wasn't nsfw, it was Bakura and Marik kissing but standing up fully clothed and the artist's profile wasn't NSFW'd, but when I went to check out more of their art they did have suggestive art that was clearly cropped from a more nsfw full image that was linked, so I think ??? it must have been that ??

but this is good to know you had a similar experience with your icon bc I almost reblogged a totally SFW thief king fanart earlier that I really liked but talked myself out of interacting with the artist after I saw they had similarly cropped suggestive art too and like. I actually feel bad for being too scared to engage their completely SFW art bc of one other post ig ????

[mellointheory]

“using it is transphobic”

>> proceeds to overuse girl and pussy, exaggerated female presentation

>> he/it in bio

lol bestie i think someone’s projecting here

literallyyy idk tho i'm like. the problem with hate anons is they're just so dumb that if i wanna answer them it takes actual energy to try to figure out what they're saying. also i feel like they were trying to misgender me as a way of lashing out against perceived transphobia?? except im literally genderfluid so. like. yeah pussy time ig.

[suite43]

i cant figure out what anons point is honestly? “you like starscream. fucking owned”

SCREAMSSSSS literallyyy like. at this point it feels like theyre just throwing things ive talked about into a Discourse Generator. like uhhhhhhh *spins wheel* idw2 is problematic because uhhh *throws a dart* starscream. checkmate sjws 😎😎😎

[ambassadorquark]

i’m trying so hard to figure out a way NOT to be affected by shot anxiety bc i absolutely can’t just always ask someone else to do it for me and it’s so frustrating bc i’m literallyyy comfortable with the idea of self injecting completely i just can’t bring myself to do it. in other news my drawing arm totally got a tiny bit buff on account of my massive gains recently