#fighting is flirting

[aerequets]

CRITICAL HIT

[lilislegacy]

annabeth: percy you take anything left, i’ll take anything right

percy: oka- wait, are you wearing my jacket?

annabeth, stabbing a gorgon: …maybe

percy, slicing a serpent in half: i’ve been looking for that!

annabeth, rolling and knocking empousi off their feet and stabbing them: it’s big and warm and smells like you. i was cold and needed something to wear. so this is what i grabbed.

percy, chuckling as he strangles an ogre: i’m okay with that

annabeth, stabbing basilisks: good, because i’m keeping it

percy, smashing two cyclops faces into the floor: it looks better on you anyway

annabeth, decapitates a chimera: *winks at him*

percy, casually lighting a hydra on fire and giving her a crooked smile: you know, i was thinking for tonight-

leo, across the room covered in monster blood and fighting for his life: GUYS PLEASE-

[drylagooned]

the fantastic piece i commissioned from @starrjoy!

[spiderwithamatchstick]

Sparring match

[unknown-person93828]

[crezz-star]

meanwhile Big mom and Kaido

⚔️👒(main) Zoro is so glad and relieved he went with Luffy Captains only? nay nay. not on his watch ( implied all x 👒 )

timelapse here:

[st-hedge]

I wanted to see these mean girls again so I did a sketch speedrun

[notyourmusebby]

Paul Mescal is down bad, wdym he is mouthing the answers to his favorite ferrari boy

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Shameless established relationship RLGL AU fluff ♡

Look at these goobers, they are just foolin' around

[funkily]

these 10 seconds have changed my brain chemisty like nothing else

transcript:

Pix: Scott!

Scott: (distant) So I think I have - Oh! Um... hello?

Pix: Hey.

Scott: Hellooo? Hi!

Pix: Come out here. We need to talk.

Scott: Talk about what?

Pix: I think -

Scott: How are you? You look dashing today.

Pix: Uh, that's... neither here nor there.

[iamespecter]

... Does this count as "swordplay" 🤨🤨

Anyways, have at thee, a little teaser for what the Harlequin AU is teehee teehee 😏

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[lilislegacy]

college student: where are your friends? percy and annabeth, right?

frank: honestly? probably either fighting somewhere or making out somewhere

college student: ….right, because those are basically the same thing

frank, nodding: pretty much

college student, side-eyeing him: you’ve apparently never heard of sarcasm

frank: you’ve apparently never met percy and annabeth

[obihoebikenobi]

Logan sits in the middle of their tiny fucking couch, legs spread as wide as he can manage in his jeans, arms tossed over the top, just so Wade has to squeeze in right next to him if he wants a spot.

Wade knows exactly what the fuck this is and makes a whole damn show of it, shoving his ass into the space between Logan and the massive throw pillow by the arm of the couch, rubbing the sides of their thighs together, whining about how Logan takes up sooo much space.

Then Logan bitches about how Wade could just go sit in the ancient chair across the room, the one covered in a layer of dust, knives, unwashed clothes, and cocaine residue.

Neither of them move, no one concedes, they just sit there with their sides pressed together, pretending they aren't stiffly cuddling up next to each other.

It's awkward and tense and turns them both the fuck on though no one's gonna admit it, because they'd rather uncomfortably flirt than have a mature conversation about the obvious as fuck cock outlines in their pants they can both fucking see.

[bluerosefox]

Masks and Moonlit Night

-Crashes through DPxDC window and sticks a new AU sticky note down on everyones foreheads-

ANGER MANAGEMENT MASQUERADE BALL AU!

Jazz is forced by her parents to go to all Masquerade ball at Vlad's, whose using Jazz as both a way to keep Danny in line (as well as Jazz, basically Danny can't fight back or he'll hurt Jazz and Jazz can't fight back because he'll also hurt Danny who he has locked up at the moment) and to 'impress' the elites (As much as Vlad wants to use Danny for the party he knows the boy would do something to embarrass him in front of them, he at least knows Jazz will keep her manners in check) with how intelligent his goddaughter is.

During the ball, Jazz (in a stunning dress and mask, think like manhwa worthy outfit tbh if you want) meets Jason (who lost the Bats/Birds most recent 'Not it' game and was made to go with Tim to Vlad's party) and both hit it off when they meet in the garden, under moonlight, both wanting some fresh air.

Jazz wants to enjoy her time with Jason but worries about Danny and thus tries to leave and figure a way to help him without tipping Vlad off she was trying to save her brother. However she notices she's being watched by some ghosts Vlad employed and no doubt would report her should she even try. So she kinda uses Jason as way to keep them being unaware of her planning... or at least that was the case until she noticed another Team Phantom member sneaking into Vlad's place and knows its only a matter of time before her brother is freed.

Within the hour she gets a text from Danny who tells her, he's out and gonna fight Vlad for locking him up, that Dani is with him too so it'll be double beat down and that he'll come get her soon.

She is pulled away from the text when Jason asks what books she likes to read and now with the weight of her brother needing to be safe, or as safe as he could be, is lifted off her shoulder she answers.

Its magical, its wonderful, and for a moment Jazz is able to actually enjoy this party, ignoring the pained hits Vlad was no doubt receiving from what she can hear with her liminal enchanced hearing, because talking to Jason, or J as he introduced himself as, was very fun and wonderful and wow he was very handsome even with his mask and-

Jazz is startled out of her wondering thoughts when she could hear someone in the party scream, no doubt Danny, Dani, and Vlad's fight probably bleed into the main hall and she could see people starting to run out.

Jazz sits on the bench as Jason goes running in, no doubt curious as to what is happening and going to get his 'brother' Tim who he came to the party with out. Jazz takes off her mask and sits it down the bench and waits before Dani appears and says they should get going, Danny is keeping an angry Vlad busy and that she can take Jazz home.

By the time Jason comes back, with a researching on his phone Tim, all he finds of the charming woman he met at the dumb ball he got dragged to was her mask on the bench.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 174

Despite what people complain and snark about, Bruce does in fact have contingency plans for pretty much everything. And while he doesn’t have an exact contingency for Jason apparently accidentally kidnapping the apparently prince of the Realms- some infinite space where the dead resided according to Zatanna and Constantine, he’ll have an existential crisis about it later thanks- he did have one for his kids accidentally kidnapping someone. 

He just doesn’t think that exact plan will work in this case, seeing as that plan had to do with civilians and not very large kings that could obliterate the entire world with a hand wave, nevermind the fact that they have so many armies. Not to mention what is apparently both the king’s second-in-command and brother. 

Well, if none of his usual contingencies won’t work and Constantine’s attempts at making a deal isn’t working, nor is the other’s attempts to talk the two down, then it’s plan Z time. Seduction it is.