#fiction blather

[shaydh]

Saw a post about the booktok girlies and sorry but I’m gonna have to side with booktok on this one because the tags were all “why would you want to read dark stuff anyway” and “it’s because they have porn addiction” and “illegal romance” come the fuck on

[plusultraetc]

Rewriting a fic over and over again until not a single line of the original fic remains. Fic of Theseus.

[moltengarnet]

Dome Piece #♾️: B&W on Card Stock

[kuhulua]

...excuse me?

[kudzucataclysm]

arbitrary forecasts reboot has storm chasers and meteorologist main characters and most natural disasters r sentient n stuff 😼

[theneworchestra2]

So TIL that "hear me out" cakes are a thing

Cool

[greenskellyblob]

Also hehe I imagined holding Gale's hand while we take a romantic walk during the weave scene and he got flustered :3

Hrong I am going to make my Tav SMOOCH that man!!!

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

Turnabout is fair play!! So tell me about Wyyyyyyyyynnnn~ She's a grave cleric last I heard? Does she have a god? What's her magic feel like?

HEHEHE thank you Milo! <3

And yes, Wyn IS a grave cleric still! Well...sort of. She's like a grave cleric if you made a grave cleric like a warlock. She sort of, uh. resurrected her brother by reaching out to a god (??) of death and offered up part of her own life to bring him back. (And then he came back wrong, and then he wasn't really even her brother anymore, and then he ended up dead a year later anyway, so it was not really a great deal to make in the end. WHOOPS.)

Her current iteration is in a Curse of Strahd game and my DM hasn't had much need for info about whatever entity brought her brother back, so I've been sitting on a homebrew idea for a god (??) that I'll suggest if it ever become relevant. I'm thinking they'll be the Laborer of the Kindly Death, and their tenants will probably revolve around the work it takes to ensure a good death, or at least the best death possible. I'm thinking they'll appear as a common gravekeeper, dour and unkempt but kindly, carrying a shovel coated in grave dirt. I'm thinking their symbology includes spades, mushrooms, moths - you know, a sweeping autumnal theme. And I'm thinking Wyn will subscribe heavily to this after seeing her brother waste away like he did in that last year. She doesn't blame the thing that brought him back after all, not entirely. They told her what the cost would be. They told her what it could mean. She agreed to it. Now she knows that there's work to be done to make a death good, and she's committed herself to helping other people do it so that no one makes the same mistake that she and brother did.

WHICH IS TO SAY, she's a very tragic gal, and her magic reflects that LMAO. She specializes in healing, but it tends to feel a bit draining to both her and the receiver, and feels less like a warmth and more like a numbing while she works. Which, for some things, can be a blessing! But it's not entirely comfortable. Her offensive magics are also often very chill, and tend to be more on the rot-and-ruin spectrum of things. She uses the mushrooms that grow on her horns and tail (a mark from her god) in a LOT of her casting, which her magic responds to by feeling very damp and decaying. Sad wet rat energy for sure LMAO. Except when she gets mad. Her hellish rebuke lives up to its name, because somewhere under the poise and the hard-won ideals, girl is mad as hell at a lot of things.

You wouldn't know, though. Look how sweet she looks! Totally innocent. :>

(Art by @/ryuichifoxe, design by @/floorplanks!)

[azzandra]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Original Characters Additional Tags: Science Fiction, Science Fantasy, Magitek, Stand alone story, Banter, Worldbuilding Series: Part 3 of Transit Summary:

intricacy.jove: He just ate a disquette!!!!!!!

welya.2020: lmao ate a disquette

intricacy.jove: Don't laugh, I'm terrified right now! I didn't know they did that! Is this normal?

welya.2020: hlod on that wasnt a typo, man just chowed down on a disquette?? plastic and all?

Or, an alien walks into a music shop.

[shaydh]

Describing my OCs relationships as “having a thing for” because I don’t know how to describe the thing. What is the thing. Sometimes it’s just a desire to cannibalize, gently. Just chew on them a little bit.

[g4yr4t]

my fitted sheet slipped most of the way off my bed a month ago and I haven't fixed it yet. I spilled cheap wine on my mattress and had to use my only bath towels to sop it up and I haven't washed them yet so I can't shower. my floor is covered in cat food. my bedroom door only half opens bc there's trash I can't manage to take out on the other side. my bedside table is heavily leaning bc I built it wrong but I don't have the energy to fix it. I fall asleep in my jeans. I keep losing earrings when I'm drunk. it takes me months to learn basic functions of video games. I collect garbage.

what I'm saying is, I am sopping wet and could EASILY be your poor little meow meow and you're missing out.

[moltengarnet]

A very special Black & White Dome Piece based on things my older brother would think are cool. I want to give this to him for his Birthday. Also, I started using Tik Tok again, so check that video out if you’re interested!

[spookyscaryships]

🌠 💌 🦴 | 🌠 💌 🦴 | 🌠 💌 🦴

Self indulgent Celeste x Blathers from Animal Crossing stimboard! - Mod Stake

[partlysmith]

if you make a fantasy setting with a lot of races that are either taller or shorter than humans then technically the humans are the weird ones in terms of height

[plusultraetc]

some days you have to shackle yourself to your laptop to prove that 'finishing a fic' is still a thing you can do godspeed my friends

[blushing-badger]

*me, drink one hand and cigarette in the other, eye twitching*: I could make NSFW art. No one is stopping me, and there's nothing morally wrong about it. In fact, other people might even enjoy seeing it if I post the art. Nothing to be afraid of; it's just harmless art of fictional characters.

*my brain*: you absolute buffoon. you laughable little clown. you can't make NSFW art because you don't have the fictional characters' permission to draw them like that.