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everwalldigan · 2 days ago

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I have excellent news I have a fic EXACTLY like this!! It was what inspired the post actually haha

Jason: so I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today

Jason: I have a very special very secret duty for you two. You’re gonna bury me alive twice a week for two months. For absolutely no reason. Not because I want to get over my fear of being buried alive. I am red hood, I have no fears.

Goon #1: have you maybe… tried therapy for that non fear first?

Jason: no. Only stupid people try therapy. You are stupid. This will work. I will not start hallucinating my younger self from weeks of sleep deprivation then accidentally blow myself up

Bruce: I too am in this hallucination

#fic: aces high and cigarettes by srslvr13 on ao3 #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #jason todd #red hood

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everwalldigan · 6 days ago

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Jason: the grave I crawled of is calling for me to return to it, my rightful place, my inescapable destin-

Dick: *materialises out of nowhere to smack him on the head* just say you’re fucking suicidal like the rest of us, Jesus Christ. Eat the burger I got you before it gets cold. Dramatic ass.

Bruce: *silently heart attacking in the background in the family guy death pose*

Inspired by this

#is dick saying ‘Jesus Christ’ as an exclamation or is he calling Jason Jesus cause he resurrected?#I guess it depends on how blasphemous you want to get here #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #fic: aces high and cigarettes by srslvr13 on ao3

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everwalldigan · 12 days ago

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Jason: so I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today

Jason: I have a very special very secret duty for you two. You’re gonna bury me alive twice a week for two months. For absolutely no reason. Not because I want to get over my fear of being buried alive. I am red hood, I have no fears.

Goon #1: have you maybe… tried therapy for that non fear first?

Jason: no. Only stupid people try therapy. You are stupid. This will work. I will not start hallucinating my younger self from weeks of sleep deprivation then accidentally blow myself up

Bruce: I too am in this hallucination

#fic: aces high and cigarettes by srslvr13 on ao3 #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #jason todd #red hood #incorrect batman #incorrect jason todd #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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the-autistic-spider · 12 days ago

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#fic: aces high and cigarettes by srslvr13 on ao3

ok so is bruce a hallucination or is it just bruce

Jason: so I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today

Jason: I have a very special very secret duty for you two. You’re gonna bury me alive twice a week for two months. For absolutely no reason. Not because I want to get over my fear of being buried alive. I am red hood, I have no fears.

Goon #1: have you maybe… tried therapy for that non fear first?

Jason: no. Only stupid people try therapy. You are stupid. This will work. I will not start hallucinating my younger self from weeks of sleep deprivation then accidentally blow myself up

Bruce: I too am in this hallucination

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