#ffxiv incorrect quotes

[house-fortemptations]

Happy Halloween from a few of my fave Elezens (feat. EleZenos) :3

[antiloquist]

Hildibrand: Hey, can I ask you a question?

WoL: Yeah.

Hildibrand: Why are we laying in Ul’dah’s marketplace?

WoL: Nashu’s bomb toss knocked you unconscious so I laid down next to you so everyone would just think we were chillin’.

Hildibrand: My thanks, my most astute assistant!

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Joshua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Dion: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Joshua: ... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[littlelordalphinaud]

Alphinaud, over the linkpearl: Estinien I think I'm lost.

Estinien: Where?

Alphinaud:...I don't think you understand what lost means?

[koukouture]

Thordan @ Estinien and Aymeric: You have thirteen seconds before Ishgard fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both die

Estinien: HOT TOPIC!?!?

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

WOL: Why does Alisaie always do the laundry so loudly? Alphinaud: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Alisaie, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

[callme-yah]

Alphinaud: Wow! This is amazing! Aliyah did you cook this?

Alisaie: How do you know I didn't make it?

Alphinaud: Alisaie, there are 10 people in the Rising Stones and you'd still be my 11th guess.

[phoenixmiko]

Incorrect Quote

Source of quote: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

[fajitaposting]

Azem and Hythlodaeus: Emet, what are you doing tomorrow? Emet: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

[eridaniastra]

[hazelkjt]

This is why you should never let Hazel go shopping alone.

featuring the wonderful freight train of an Elezen that is Yein @iron-sparrow

Still debating on if Fluffy should be another pet for Hazel or exist just for this one gag

[house-fortemptations]

FFXIV Characters as The Princess Bride gifs feat. the Ishgardian Trauma Trio

Haurchefant:

Estinien:

Aymeric:

[antiloquist]

The WoL, upon having their dinner with Aymeric interrupted: Well, somebody better be dying! -cut to the Fortemps Manor- Alisaie, weakly: I'm dying...

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Joshua: Wow, Dion, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dion: We literally slept together yesterday.

Joshua: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

[littlelordalphinaud]

Yotsuyu: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Yugiri: I'm a Ninja and I'm a Ninja.

[the-imperial-nuisance]

Cid: "Are you sure this is safe?"

Nero: "Of course not."