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[morganoperandi]

So, since this is a thing that, sadly, will never happen, I put it in as a prompt on ChatGPT to see what it would do with it. Here's the blurb I got:

"Join Jeanie Bueller, older sister to the legendary Ferris Bueller, on her own whirlwind adventure in this long-awaited sequel to the iconic 'Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.' Now a young professional navigating the challenges of adulthood, Jeanie finds herself caught up in a series of unexpected events that lead her on a journey of self-discovery, rebellion, and ultimately, newfound appreciation for life's unpredictable twists and turns. With nods to the original film and a fresh, spirited narrative, follow Jeanie as she learns to embrace the spontaneity that life has to offer, all while carving out her unique path in this lively and entertaining sequel."

Like, it's a fairly predictable direction to take, but I would totally watch that!

I also asked it to write out a couple of scenes, which I'll include under the cut, but it looks like Chat is trying to lead this all to Jeanie's lesbian awakening.

Me:

Can you give me a sample scene from this movie?

ChatGPT:

[INT. JEANIE'S OFFICE - DAY]

JEANIE (late 20s, determined, yet slightly frazzled) sits at her desk, surrounded by papers and a computer screen displaying spreadsheets. She's on a call, visibly stressed.

JEANIE (into phone) Yes, I understand the urgency, but I need more time to—

Suddenly, her screen glitches, freezing in place. Frustrated, she jiggles the mouse, but nothing happens.

JEANIE Oh, come on!

She reaches under the desk, trying to sort out the cords, accidentally unplugging something. The entire office blacks out.

JEANIE (startled) Oops.

As emergency lights flicker on, Jeanie hesitates, then makes a snap decision. She grabs her purse and dashes out of her office.

CUT TO:

[EXT. CITY STREETS - DAY]

Jeanie marches down the bustling streets, her corporate attire a stark contrast to the carefree energy around her. People rush past as she moves with determined purpose.

Suddenly, she spots a street musician playing a lively tune on his guitar. Without a second thought, she hesitates, then approaches, taking off her blazer. She starts swaying to the music, her movements hesitant at first, then becoming more free-spirited.

As people gather to watch her unexpected dance, a smile forms on Jeanie's face, a genuine moment of joy breaking through her usual seriousness.

CUT TO:

[INT. CAFÉ - DAY]

Jeanie sits at a small table, catching her breath, still exhilarated from her impromptu dance. Her phone buzzes incessantly with missed calls and texts.

She looks at it, contemplating, then with a newfound determination, she switches it off, fully embracing this unexpected moment of freedom.

FADE OUT.

Me:

Sample dialogue?

ChatGPT:

[INT. CAFÉ - DAY]

Jeanie sits at a small table, sipping a coffee, still basking in the liberating feeling from her impromptu dance.

A WAITER approaches with a menu in hand.

WAITER (smiling) Good afternoon! Have you decided what you'd like to order?

JEANIE (cheerfully) Surprise me. Anything you recommend.

WAITER (chuckling) Coming right up!

Jeanie watches the bustling activity around her, feeling a sense of freedom she hadn't experienced in a while. Her phone buzzes again, and she hesitates, but then decides to turn it face down on the table, choosing to immerse herself in the moment.

A YOUNG WOMAN at the adjacent table notices Jeanie's carefree aura and strikes up a conversation.

YOUNG WOMAN (enthused) I saw your dance out there! You've got moves.

JEANIE (laughing) Oh, that? Just a spontaneous moment.

YOUNG WOMAN (wistfully) I wish I could be that carefree. Work always has me tied down.

JEANIE (sincerely) I know the feeling. Sometimes you've got to take a step back and embrace the unexpected.

Their conversation continues as Jeanie finds herself sharing stories and advice, surprising even herself with her newfound openness.

CUT TO:

[EXT. CITY STREET - LATER]

Jeanie walks out of the café, feeling rejuvenated. She takes a deep breath and, without checking her phone, starts wandering down the lively streets, ready to explore what the day has to offer.

The YOUNG WOMAN, named LINDSAY (mid-20s, vibrant and outgoing), hurries out of the café, glancing around to spot Jeanie. She notices Jeanie walking down the street, a sense of determination in her step.

LINDSAY (calling out) Hey! Wait up!

Jeanie pauses and turns around, surprised to see Lindsay catching up to her.

JEANIE (pleasantly surprised) Oh, hi there. Everything okay?

LINDSAY (smiling) Yeah, everything's great. I just... I saw your dance back there, and I couldn't help but be drawn to your energy. It was amazing.

Jeanie chuckles, slightly flustered by the unexpected attention.

JEANIE Thank you. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

LINDSAY (nervously) Look, this might be a bit forward, but would you maybe want to grab a drink or coffee sometime? I mean, if you're interested. No pressure.

Jeanie's taken aback for a moment, but then a genuine smile spreads across her face.

JEANIE (sincerely) I'd love to.

Lindsay visibly brightens, relieved and excited.

LINDSAY Great! How about tomorrow evening? I know this cozy spot not far from here.

JEANIE (agreeing) Tomorrow sounds perfect. I'll see you there.

They exchange smiles, and Lindsay walks away, a newfound spring in her step. Jeanie watches her go, feeling a mix of surprise and anticipation, before continuing her stroll down the bustling street, a newfound sense of possibility in her heart.

FADE OUT.

Over the years, I’ve heard a lot of people say that they wished there was a sequel to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and I’ve never believed that it could work, because I don’t think there’s anything new to do with Ferris. But, I just now thought of a sequel that I think would work and I wish had been made:

A movie about Jeanie

Like, the arc she has through the movie is fun and I want to see what happens next.

I want to see Jeanie as the new main character. The one talking to the audience. Jeanie who has decided that she doesn’t care what other people think and doesn’t care about getting in trouble.

Let’s see a movie where Jeanie gets to completely let loose.

[avenging-fandoms]

well, ferris radiates chaotic energy, só I feel like he could make even the most mundane plots fun. Some random ideas to get your creative juices flowing: a long road trip with him and a few friends in a van; being partners in a school project where you have to care for a doll as if it was a baby; being together somewhere (home or in public) when suddenly the power goes off for the whole area; anything about him admitting his feelings would be nice!

you popped your bubblegum as you closed your binder, shoving it in your bag as you irritatingly waited for your teacher to announce your partner for the baby caring project. “for this baby project, the partners will be.. sarah and jake, tommy and abigal, ferris and yn..”

your head shot up and looked over at ferris, who had a smirk playing on his lips as he looked at mrs. adams. she passed out the robatic babies to the girls, and you sigh as you held the baby. you ran your finger down their cheek, sighing as you knew you’d have to do this project yourself.

“these babies will be turned on at 3pm after school. girls, you will take care of them all day saturday, sunday the boys will take care of them all day, but tonight, you both will take care of your baby together. have fun, parents!”

the bell rung and ferris comes up to you, taking the baby and holding it with one hand. “no, ferris..” you show him how to hold it, how to support the baby’s head, and he laughs.

“this is weird”

“you have to support her head, otherwise it will flop which is bad for their neck” he hands you the baby and you sigh.

“well, i’ll see you sunday!” he smiles and bolts away. you call after him, but there was no use. you huff, heading out to your car and putting the baby in your lap, turning on your car and letting the AC kick in.

your passenger door opens and ferris jumps in, sighing. “what the hell?” you furrow your eyebrows as his face was painted with a cheeky smile.

“you really thought i was gonna let you do this all by yourself?” he chuckles and you look at him with raise brows, his smile dropping. ferris puts a hand over his heart, gasping over dramatically offended. “i can’t believe you think so little of me, yln!”

“well.. you did ditch me that one time when we had to do a presentation.. so you have to earn that trust again, bueller” you smile and hand him the baby rather roughly, putting on your sunglasses and pulling out of the school parking lot.

you pull into your house and the clock read 2:57pm, meaning the baby was going to turn on in 3 minutes. “do you remember what time she said they’re turning on?” ferris held the baby upside down and you laugh, grabbing two cans of coke.

“i honestly don’t remember” you lie and he sat on the couch, setting the baby down and opening his coke with a ‘thank you’ before he could even take a sip, the baby turned on and started to cry. you quickly snuck into the bathroom, letting him deal with the baby for a second.

“uh.. uh yn!” he panicked and you wanted to laugh.

“bathroom!” you yelled back with a smile, covering your mouth so you didn’t laugh and blow your cover. ferris put his drink down and you peeked out the door, watching as he picked the baby up. he remembered what you told him and supported her head, rocking her and shushing her. you but your lip and smiled, ferris proud of himself as he got the baby to calm down.

you came out of the bathroom and patted him on the back. “look! she’s sleeping!” the baby made sleeping sounds and you smile at him.

“proud of you ferris. you can lay her in that little bed over there” ferris did what you said and sat down next to you, sighing.

“i didn’t know i could do that. but it was easy. i think i can work with real babies” you snicker and ferris looks at you. “you think i couldn’t?”

“well, that baby is robotic” you smile and he pouts, your cheeks heating a bit as you watched his lips.

“i could work with real babies. i’d be good with them. i can make little kids laugh!”

“yeah, cause you’re funny looking” you wink and poke his cheek, ferris laughing and hitting your hand.

ferris hung around until dinner time, wishing you good luck for the night and telling you he’d see you tomorrow at the same time to take the baby home.

ferris was on time the next day, and played along like he was your husband and that the doll was a real baby. “honey i’m home! dinner smells delicious!” he announced and you shake your head, laughing. he kissed your cheek and smiled, side hugging you. you blushed and rubbed his back. “how was last night”

“it was okay. she only cried 2 times and i got a good amount of sleep. are you ready for your night?”

you and ferris talked for a while, laughing and teasing each other. you gave him advice for the baby and he saluted, giving you a kiss on the cheek again before leaving.

the next morning, ferris came over with major bed head. “i.. am never having children” he huffed and you took the baby, rocking her a little.

“bad night?”

“i didn’t get to sleep! at all! i nearly turned her off but then she fell asleep. i need my sleep, or i’m gonna get cranky like a baby” you laugh and ferris fixes his hair the best he could. “what’re you doing tomorrow after school?”

“homework” he scrunched his nose. “what?”

“after school, we’re hanging out. no if ands or buts! i like hanging out with you, and i’d like to do it without a baby crying. so i will see you tomorrow at school” he smiled, kissing your cheek and waving.

there was something about ferris bueller. you just couldn’t hate that kid, and you definitely didn’t hate him.

[skittlesfics]

name: the invitation

pairing: Robin Buckley x Reader

word count: 808

summary: asking robin out on a date

content/warnings: fluff, fem reader

author’s note: definitely need more practice writing robin, but this was a fun start! Trying to do some blurbs to kick this writers block, so please send ideas for eddie, steve, argyle, or robin if you have them!

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You hummed thoughtfully as you scanned the New Arrivals shelf of Family Video. You had carefully refrained from visiting the theater as often as you normally did this past month, giving yourself the perfect excuse to visit the local video store.

The presence you felt behind you was all wrong. Too tall, not at all nervous, and pushing their hair back like it was their job.

“Need help finding something?” Steve Harrington asked, stretching himself next to you to lean against the wall, full cool guy mode. You wrinkled your nose. It had to work on someone because you saw Steve out on dates about half the time you went to the theater, but this act certainly wasn’t your thing. You smiled anyway.

“Sure! I’m actually looking for Robin. Is she working today?”

The sound of a stack of videos falling somewhere in the curtained off back room told you that the girl in question was, in fact, working. You grinned, laughing a bit to yourself and Steve’s smile dropped off his face for a moment only to be replaced by a knowing smirk.

“Oh, she’s working.” He assured you, pushing himself off the wall. “ROB, A CUSTOMER NEEDS ASSISTANCE!”

You flinched at his shouting, but he was already sauntering away. He leapt not-so-gracefully onto the counter and slid across to the other side, disappearing into the room you had heard Robin drop the tapes in.

Moments later, Robin’s head popped out from behind the curtain, eyes scanning the video store suspiciously. When her gaze landed on you, you waved.

“Oh! Uh… hi!” She stumbled out from behind the curtain, turning to glare at the boy who had so clearly shoved her. When the curtain was pulled shut in her face she coughed and turned to you, clearing her throat. “Sorry about him. He’s a little moody today, how can I help you?”

She was so pretty when she was nervous, which was good because she seemed to be nervous an awful lot. A pretty blush had taken up residence across her cheek bones and her smile was a little too wide. When she approached, her hands were shaking slightly, and she wrung them together to keep you from noticing.

“I was just hoping for your opinion on the new releases.” You gestured to the shelf in front of you, “I missed this month in the theater so I’m awfully lost.”

Her shoulders relaxed slightly at that, but you could see the confusion in her face. Steve was usually the one doling out recommendations.

“Oh! Umm. Well everyone has really been liking Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,but I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet. Steve said Ferris Bueller reminds him of himself, so it might be utterly insufferable and no one has realized it yet. And honestly, it’s sort of like just a way of reliving the glory of your high school years, which—”

“Watch it with me.”

Robin’s ramble had too much steam for her to stop immediately. Instead, she continued on for a few sentences about how you might not want to relive the glory of your high school years when you were still actively living your high school years before slowly fading out, eyes widening mid-sentence as your words sunk in.

“What?” She asked. Nervous Robin was pretty, but confused Robin was just cute. You wanted to lean in and kiss her on her freckled cheek, but you were getting ahead of yourself already. She hadn’t even said yes to the date yet and she was already sweeping you off your feet just by being herself.

You reached for her still wringing hands, pulling them apart gently so that you could lace your fingers into hers.

“Watch it with me? Friday at my house maybe? I can make snacks.”

She took a shuddering breath, eyes still wide with shock. She glanced down at your intertwined fingers and then back up at your face, the blush on her face growing a deeper red.

“You don’t—I—I mean…” She paused for a second and blew out a lungful of air, closing her eyes to get her bearings, “Yes. Yes, I would love to.” She said finally.

You noticed her biting her own tongue to stop herself from saying anything else, but pretended not to. Instead, you beamed and leaned in to press a quick kiss to her cheek.

“Great, I’ll see you then!”

You released her hand and grabbed the tape, waving your goodbye.

“Steve, put Ferris Bueller on my mom’s tab!” You called, not bothering to wait for his muffled reply before leaving the store, and a very red and confused Robin in your wake.

You missed Steve walking out moments later, holding a makeshift sign that said “You Rule” with approximately a hundred question marks hastily drawn across the entire page.

[missmewts]

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here you can find my masterlist, and the rules i have set in place when it comes to requesting a piece if writing

TABLE OF CONTENTS

AMERICAN HORROR STORY (30)

MARVEL (6)

STRANGER THINGS (3)

MARE OF EASTTOWN (3)

IT (3)

STARWARS (1)

PERCY JACKSON (1)

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY (1)

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (3)

HEATHERS (2)

EUPHORIA (1)

AMERICAN HORROR STORY

playlists

suicidal-homicidal hotline//murder house

it may be friday the 13th, but its still friday//1984

tate langdon

headcanons

music//the evans

music//2//the evans

aesthetics//the evans

heights//the evans

the hunger games//the sarahs

hogwarts houses// the sarahs

positions//the sarahs

crush//the sarahs

ahs: red tide

prodigy//harry gardener

ahs: 1984

tourists//lavinia richter

social media// the counselors 

ahs:apocalypse 

congregation//michael langdon

ahs: cult

touch//kai anderson

untitled kai smut// kai anderson

bad dream, baby// kai anderson

member//kai anderson

white winter//winter anderson

ahs: roannoke

pretty//edward phillipe mott

ahs: hotel

maneater// the countess

discontinued kinktober blurbs//james march

ahs: freakshow

wed//dandy mott

ahs: coven

sloppy blow// kyle spencer

phone sex// kyle spencer

ahs: murder house

angelic//tate langdon

MARVEL

peter maximoff

safe//peter maximoff

safe//2//peter maximoff

thigh riding//peter maximoff

adrenaline//peter maximoff

james “bucky” barnes

drown//bucky barnes

tony stark

tired//tony stark

dadneto

period//dadneto

STRANGER THINGS

eddie munson

eddie my love//eddie munson

dork//eddie munson

robin buckley

one in the same// robin buckley

steve harrington

upside down//steve harrington

miscellaneous

truth or dare//the fruity four

MARE OF EASTTOWN

colin zabel

puppy//colin zabel

daddy//colin zabel

collar//colin zabel

IT (2017, 2019, 1990)

headcanons

the losers headcanons

richie tozier

problem//richie tozier

stan uris

tunnel of love//stan uris

STAR WARS

leia organa

beautiful//leia organa

PERCY JACKSON/HEROES OF OLYMPUS

nico di angelo

noodle duel//nico di angelo

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

headcanons

insomnia//the umbrella academy

THE BREAKFAST CLUB

headcanons

sick//the breakfast club

daddy issues//the breakfast club

affection//the breakfast club

HEATHERS

jason dean

daddy issues//jd

desensitized//jd

EUPHORIA

maddy perez

friends//maddy perez

I WRITE FOR…

american horror story

IT (2017, 2019, 1990)

stranger things

marvel

scream queens

the walking dead

the umbrella academy

mare of easttown

gorillaz

percy jackson/ heroes of olympus

ms. peregrine’s home for peculiar children (the novels)

they both die at the end (novel)

heathers 

mean girls

clueless

the perks of being a wallflower

love simon

ferris bueller’s day off

the breakfast club

back to the future

harry potter

star wars

disney

CHARACTERS I DO NOT WRITE FOR…

oliver threadson

mutt nutter

chef bertie

belch huggins

thanos

murdoc niccals

any of the olympians

draco malfoy

voldemort

palpatine

MY ART MASTERLIST

american horror story

tate langdon

zoe benson

[bukojuiice]

Katsuki’s Convenience — social media au masterlist [ON HIATUS]

KATSUKI’S CONVENIENCE 🍦  [KATSUKI BAKUGO X F! READER]

“So you’re telling me that I have to spend the entire summer managing the family convenience store, having my best friends annoy me 24/7, and teaching the son of the goddess of warfare, strength, and pride to learn how to love?”

Your family owns a convenience store that you are forced to work part-time in during summer. Your summer is as uneventful as it gets, but after all of your friends suddenly become mildly popular internet influencers, the actual sons and daughters of gods and goddesses move into the swanky penthouse next door, and one of those said gods being a spiky-haired blonde you’ve fallen head over heels in love with... your life turns upside down and you’re glad you’re working at the convenience store to experience it all.

— pairing: katsuki bakugo x fem! reader

— genre: summer/college au, gods and goddesses au, fluff, humor/crack, fantasy !

— warnings: strong language and mildly suggestive themes

— updates: no consistent schedule ! / HIATUS

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—  send an ask to be tagged! ♡

— specific tags for each chapter: 🍩 (the donut represents if the chap has a blurb/drabble to explain things!)

🍧 introduction: (y/n) and her internet famous friends 😎 | the god squad ✨

🍧 chapter 1: pov: you’re channeling your inner phineas and ferb

🍧 chapter 2: sad bakugo hours

🍧 chapter 3: living that k-drama life

🍧 chapter 4: gods out of water

🍧 chapter 5: ferris bueller’s  (shinsou hitoshi’s day off)

🍧 chapter 6:  reject modernity, embrace tradition

[sunkissedpages]

honestly i like any friends smut, or enemy smut with Tom especially. maybe something like you and Tom watching a sex scene and the reader is getting excited and he can tell...

**if you haven’t seen risky business, there are spoilers below!

Letting Tom pick the movie was a bad idea. You should’ve known something was up when he wouldn’t tell you what it was until you were together at his house to watch it.

“You’ve really never seen Risky Business?” he asked after popping the disk in the DVD player and settling beside you on the couch.

“Nope,” you said with a smile, resting your head on your elbow.

Tom shook his head. “Uncultured.”

You rolled your eyes. Tom was a big nerd for classic eighties movies and had been slowly trying to get you to watch all of them with him over the past few weeks. He claimed it was his duty as your best friend. So far you’d seen The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Better Off Dead, and Pretty in Pink, so you figured this was just the next one on the list. 

The opening credits appeared onscreen and you sat back to watch it, wrapping yourself in one of the blankets folded on the edge of the couch. You hadn’t known anything about it going into it, except for that it was famous for the scene where Tom Cruise slid into frame in his socks and underwear. To say you were surprised that it was about a high school student turning his house into a brothel was an understatement.

“Tom?” you asked somewhere in the middle.

“Hm?”

“You’re telling me this movie is a classic?” He nodded. “What were people on in the eighties?”

“A lot of drugs,” he grinned and scooted closer to you. “Are you not liking it, darling?”

You felt your cheeks get warm at the nickname even though you knew he used it with everyone. “No, no, it’s good… just wild.”

Tom chuckled. “Can’t argue with that.”

You turned back towards the screen and tried to focus even though you could feel your knee brushing against Tom’s through the blankets and caught his eyes flicking to you every so often to watch how you were reacting. 

Having done no research beforehand, you were completely caught off-guard by The Scene as soon as it started unfolding on the screen in front of you. You felt like it came out of absolutely nowhere. One minute they were just getting on the fucking subway and the next…was she really going to? were the really about to?

You watched in disbelief as Joel dipped his fingers under the hem of Lana’s dress and pulled her panties down her legs. Had Tom mentioned what this movie was rated?

You struggled to keep a straight face as Lana literally mounted Joel on public transit and began to move up and down on top of him. You felt yourself tense as you fought the urge to clench your thighs together when a familiar heat gathered between your legs.

You could feel Tom’s gaze on you as you squirmed and knew he was smirking without even looking at him. Seeing you flustered was one of his favorite things and if you hadn’t known better you would’ve said he’d picked this movie on purpose.

When Lana tossed her head back in pleasure as she rode him you awkwardly covered a moan with a cough and pursed your lips, hoping Tom wouldn’t be a prick about it.

“Did you say something, y/n?” he asked with a sideways grin. Fuck him. 

You were too embarrassed to make eye contact with him. “Uh, no.”

“You sure about that?”

“What did you think I said?” you asked, turning it on him.

He shrugged. “Something along the lines of-” he paused and attempted to recreate the sound you’d made.

“Asshole!”

He laughed. You opened your mouth to defend yourself, but Tom leaned forward and caught your lips with his before you could, making you yelp against him in surprise. After the initial shock, you relaxed into the kiss, closing your eyes and letting him take over.

Tom pulled back and looked into your eyes, wearing a goofy smile. “Is this okay?” 

You nodded and leaned forward to kiss him again. “Took you long enough.”

sorry this wasn’t very smutty, I might add onto it one day!!

I am bad at finishing blurbs in a timely manner

[heathendolan]

No offense but I NEED a brief summary of what all the stories on your WIP lists are about...... pls and ty ps I love you lemon boy forever🖤🍋

HEY THANK YOU SMUCH AND oh boy OK HERE WE GO

1. Sincerity is Scary: enemies to friends to enemies to lovers !!!! it’s based on my IRL mess of a love life last year, but i’d obviously make it end happy because ,, , , 

2. Hughes of Color (Series): a compilation of dolan twins au’s of john hughes movies + other retro movies!!! probably featuring: ferris bueller’s day off (ethan, obviously), sixteen candles (grayson), pretty in pink (BOTH), grease, the breakfast club, etc.!!! we’ll see which ones i end up doing but once i get crackin WHO KNOWS

3. Malibu 1992 / Time Machine / Traveler: ethan is best friends with a girl in high school and he never takes his opportunity to date her and spends his life daydreaming of the possibilities, until he finally gets his chance

4. Excerpts Of a Book I’ll Never Write: a grayson blurb compilation

5. Party Favor: (y/n) runs her mouth about how much she hates this party. however, the one she’s ranting to (the pretty one with the wing earring) is the host.

6. Radio Silence: soulmate AU where the first words your soulmate will say to you are written on your wrist, and ethan’s deaf (i had so so so much fun writing parts of this, it is so very !!!!!!! very very interesting and researching it has been gejiojra A FIELD DAY FOR ME)

7. Mood Swings: soulmate au where you have a mood ring, but it tells your soulmates mood. (ethan)

8. Good Morning: coffee shop imagine where grayson cannot resist visiting you often

9. Piledriver Waltz: just a little blurb based on the song piledriver waltz by arctic monkeys !!!!! (grayson)

and i’m not sure if i’ll do 10. like magnets: a enemies to best friends to lovers fic!!! very basic and not exciting, so 

[roanniom]

OH MY GOD YES YES YES.

And giving me mini blurbs to go along with each scenario? Is it my birthday??

When I tell you I cackled when reader said they were watching Ferris Bueller.

And excuse me. “With the way I’m about to have you, we’ll still make the show.”

I AM DECEASED.

Ok but like given the choice, would you rather make out with Eddie in the back of a movie theater or would you want to make out with Eddie at a renaissance fair?

[the-bitch-files]

The Mid-Year Book Freakout Tag

So, we're halfway through 2021 and at this time of year I see booktubers doing this tag around this time of year. I don't have a YouTube myself, and I saw @wormwoodandhoney do this here and thought I would do it too! (tag created by Ely and Chami)

Best Book You've Read So Far in 2021 - I've actually already read so many books this year (40, which is the most I've read in a 6-month period), including several that I loved. However, for the best book I think I'm going to go for The Project by Courtney Summers and The Girls I've Been by Tess Sharpe. Both are tightly-plotted YA thrillers with great characters and protagonists that deal with complex trauma.

Best Sequel You've Read So Far in 2021 - I actually haven't read any sequels this year, but Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid (that was just released at the end of May) is set in the same universe as The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and could be read as a companion to that.

New Release You Haven't Read Yet, But Want To - Kara Thomas' latest novel That Weekend was just released and I am so excited to read it!

Most Anticipated Release for the Second Half of the Year - there are a few that I'm anticipating, so I'm going to highlight my top 3: Trouble Girls by Julia Lynn Rubin (I know that has already been released, but I won't be able to get it in the UK until 12 July); The Lost Girls by Sonia Hartl (sapphic vampires!); and You'll Be the Death of Me by Karen M. McManus (I'm always excited for Karen M. McManus' books. plus it's pitched as Ferris Bueller's Day Off with murder, and I love Ferris Bueller.).

Biggest Disappointment - Insatiable by Daisy Buchanan. it's blurbed as 'funny', 'filthy' and 'bisexual Bridget Jones' and I love Bridget Jones, and yes, it was funny and filthy but I didn't think it was a great book. I found red flags popping up around the couple that protagonist Violet gets involved with as they are revealed to be super toxic, and I thought that Violet was a v. frustrating protagonist. Another one is These Vengeful Hearts by Katherine Laurin, and I have a review for it on my goodreads. Also, I read a nonfiction book about feminism only to discover that the author had transphobic beliefs, so that was a disappointment.

Biggest Surprise - this surprise is not a good one, as I found that People Like Her by Ellery Lloyd was not to my taste. It is marketed as a thriller but I did not find it thrilling or feel any suspense - I found it boring and nothing thrilling had happened in the first 2/3s of the book. The main couple - Emmy & Dan - are insufferable and learn nothing from their experiences.

Favourite New Author (debut or new to you) - Laurie Elizabeth Flynn and Rebecca Solnit. I read All Eyes on Her first before Flynn's latest release The Girls Are All So Nice Here and I enjoyed them both, but enjoyed TGAASNH more than AEOH. and I read Solnit's essay collection from 2014 Men Explain Things to Me, thinking it was an excellent essay collection, and would read more by her.

Newest Fictional Crush - I don't really have one. maybe I'll have one in the second half of the year.

Newest Favourite Character - about half the books I've read are non-fiction so I don't have a lot of characters to choose from. I think I've gotta go for Nora, Iris & Wes from The Girls I've Been (appearing on this list again) because I loved reading about them and their found family dynamic.

Book That Made You Cry - I don't usually cry at books, but I think I came close with The Project, because of how devastating it was.

Book That Made You Happy - Caitlin Moran's Moranthology, which is a collection of her newspaper columns.

Most Beautiful Book You've Bought So Far This Year (or received) - my favourite covers so far this year are The Girls Are All So Nice Here, The Project and Off the Record by Camryn Garrett.

What Books Do You Need to Read by the End of the Year - the Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett (nominated for the Women's Prize for Fiction), Trouble Girls, The Lost Girls, and My Dark Vanessa by Kate Elizabeth Russell.

If you want to do it, please do! I found this to be pretty fun!

[sarcastic-pumpkin]

So I’m working on both the Ferris Bueller Reddie au as well as a character study/blurb thing from Stan’s POV

Should I post a preview or something of them or???

[kattahj]

I have now read City of Bones, because I was curious and because there are far too many days left until the next episode of Shadowhunters (i.e. my trashy fantasy soap opera drug).

Thoughts:

The plot is much the same so far, although the first season of the TV series covers a lot more than the first book. So I guess I should say the main plot is the same.

The writing style is also pretty much the same. The book's not noticeably worse than the TV series, the way The Vampire Diaries is, but it's not noticeably better either.

The book is quippier, which I feel is missing somewhat from the show (at least when Magnus isn't on screen).

Book Jace is a MASSIVE dick. This surprised me! He's rather bland on the show, with some dick moves that occasionally reminded me of his Draco in leather pants origins, but book Jace is 90% Draco in leather pants, and it's quite off-putting.

Several of the characters have more dick moments in the book than in the show, really. On the show, the only one I might (lovingly) call a dick would be Alec, and even in his case, it's clear that it's because he's wound up so tight you could stick a piece of coal up his ass and in two weeks you'd have a diamond. (TM Ferris Bueller.) In the book, he's not noticeably ruder than anyone else.

I didn't really get a feel for the supporting characters in general, which was disappointing for me since they're the primary reason I watch the show. CC doesn't seem to have very differentiated character voices. (Raphael's random Spanish notwithstanding.) This became particularly clear in Luke's section, which was remarkably anonymous considering it was a first person account of something quite traumatic.

That's one of the reasons I tend to love TV as a medium in general, btw - it's a collaborative effort where everyone has their own idea of what the story is about, and they bring it to the table, which means even minor roles are interesting to watch. (And sometimes, indeed, more interesting than the leads). In this case, the side characters also get more screentime in the TV show, so that makes a difference too. The book is very much the Clary and Jace story, and since I didn't like Jace and was rather indifferent to Clary, that wasn't such a great deal for me. (One of the blurb reviews said "a fantasy book is only ever as good as  its protagonists," which, IMO, is not even remotely true. But as protagonists go, I've had worse than Clary.)

Altogether, I'd rank City of Bones higher than Twilight, but lower than Tithe. I'll keep reading, but mainly to fill up time between the TV eps.

[avenging-fandoms]

there’s only 1 ferris bueller x reader :(

i wanna change that. send me smut blurbs for him plz

also for boys

- sodapop curtis

- darry curtis

- dallas winston

- billy loomis

- shawn mendes

- 5sos

[avenging-fandoms]

I’d love to read your writing about ferris bueller! I’ve had a crush on him for nearly ten years now lol if you ever feel like writing some fluff I’ll be the happiest gal ever, but anything you choose to go for is fine by me ❤️

i was finishing a ferris blurb this afternoon!! but if you have anymore ideas PLEASE send me them💞