#ferret posting on my art account

[nepeteaa]

he's waiting for his husband to return from sea

[bob-artist]

Hi, New People?

For some unfathomable reason, Tumblr has decided to suggest my blog to brand-new accounts to follow, so I've had a crazy influx of followers who, of the ones that are genuine accounts, probably have no idea what they've signed up for. (sorry.)

Oh, and I also have some new bittern-loving followers who have a slightly better idea but might not know the whole story!

So, here's your chance to escape, if you so choose.

Anyway, I'm Bob! I've been here since like 2012. I mostly make comics, but I also do some prose writing, game dev, and general shitposting. Should you choose to continue following me, you will be subjected to such content as

Canada geese.

Like... a LOT of Canada geese.

Also ferrets, the love of my life. And other art and general musings about my favorite animals, including but not limited to bitterns, grebes, pheasants, parrots, crayfish, eels, every single other type of mustelid, alpacas, etc.

But, because I can't be bothered to make myself a consistent "brand," I also make

Very Gay Comics.

I can't emphasize this enough, because I kinda suspect all those plumbing company blogs didn't know this before following me. I make very gay comics.

I'm working on a new webcomic called Into the Smoke that's gonna launch soon. It's about a gay medium who binds himself to a killer ghost, and I think my new follower with the car financing blog is gonna love it.

Lots more on that soon.

Anyway, I don't want to make a super long post. I just want to make sure y'all understand that if you follow me, you will get

Canada geese

and

Very Gay Comics.

Cool? Cool.

[autism-sprinkles]

okay i SUPPOSE i will make an introduction post.

SMALL DNI I DIDNT THINK I'D NEED. dni if you're a proshipper/comshipper, overly anti mcyt, a nsfw account, pro endo or endo neutral, pro israel, or like. generally dislike any of my identities,,

hai ! ! i go by many names (namefluid), but my Main Names are guppy, selen, melinoë (meli for short, not mel unless i'm in a melinoë hades ii shift), polites, and mlem. feel free to ask for what names I prefer currently!! :3 usually I prefer other names over these ones they're just like. backups so you have a name to refer to me with

i'm a minor ! ! (14 Years Of Age)

i am a therian (european pine marten, black footed ferret, death song [httyd], and norwegian forest cat), otherkin (mainly fae but there r others), fictionkin, copinglink, and autolink haver, and i also have Many f/os

i am asexual, aroflux, queerplatonic, androflexible, poly (i have Six Whole Gay People I Love [i don't like the partner label >:(]) and genderflux (currently a girlthing!) who also has tons of xenogenders, and I use she/it pronouns [it/its, she/her] and a shit ton of neopronouns (you'll have to. Ask for those)

i am diagnosed autistic!!! also (self diagnosed) adhd, as well as suspected bpd and some other disorders :>

i am pagan ! ! :) i use the looser term because hellenism is Too specific and not entirely fitting and i would consider myself an aphrodite devotee (although i do plan to worship other deities aside from her)

i pretty frequently use cat puns as a typing quirk of sorts ! ! the most common one is me using /paws instead of /pos but I also sometimes say fur instead of for and such :3

i have Way too many interests and fixations to list here!! I might make a Seperate Post for that. but currently my main fixations are hades 1 & 2, vtubers (my oshis are all of holostars, dokibird, vantacrow bringer, vezalius bandage, and korone inugami), autism smp, making stimboards, dungeons and dragons, falsettos (2016 revival), project sekai: colorful stage, and epic: the musical.

i am Technically a quotev migrant (url was .heartsiabyul), but i joined maybe a week or two before quotev fucked it all up, so I wouldn't say im Fully a quotev migrant.

i also am very very fond of music!! i can Not function without it at All. i have So many favorite bands/artists but my Main favorites are set it off, paramore, fall out boy, mitski, pierce the veil, beartooth, babymetal, and will wood.

my alterhuman sideblog is @windwings !!

my VERY OWN stimboard account is @sunshower-stimz

my tag for teaching my Actual Real Life Mother how to use tumblr is #instructing the woman on how to be the tumblrrrrrrrrrrr

my asks tag ! is #aeolus' asks

my Personal Post tag is #melinoë.txt

and my Art tag is #melinoë.png

I probably have Forgotten some things but I can always Edit this Later.,

blinkies dump

[dannylovesstuff]

All my cookie in one post :3

Look how adorable and traumatizing are my cookies :3

Cream sugar cookie is the main cookie in my kingdom so the other 2 are made in art ( I don’t have three accounts)

Few thing about them

Cream sugar cookie

She’s a kind hearted, silly, kinda an idiot and curious cookie

She lives with her mama ferret(cream ferret) and she help out a lot

She go to school with the little cookies cuz she’s a year old ( even if she look like she be her 20s) at time her teacher do private lessons to help her more

She love adventure with her friends but don’t go out much cuz she can be careless at time

She want to help everyone in town but have a problem being to trusting and se what is good or bad ( maybe she was many times olmost getting kidnapped by the cod)

Zesty cookie

He was adopted by the COD

They were hard on him ever sin he was little so he’s more mature, hard working and don’t disobey much cuz it afraid of consequences

He go out on mission at times

Even if he had a hard life he had some in the cod who cared for him and his little brother

I gave him a gun :D

He has patches all over his clothes cuz might either get hit or the cake hounds bite it a lot

Zesty is reserved at times and only a few usually trust

He was trained to be a vessel for the beast cookies

Salty cookie

He love his teddy

He has a messy hair that cover his eyes a lot

He always curios and want to see more

Salty admirers his older brother

He was killed for being useless….

( you can see in the art what beast cookies they are a vessel to)

[donutwolff]

making a pinned intro post because people follow me now 😼

donut's intro 💥

basic stuffs about me :3

age: 15(MINOR !!)

pronouns: they/it, masc, fem, and/or gender neutral terms are all fine

labels/identities: therian(duh ..), alterhuman, transgender, agender, and gay

alterhuman/therian identities(all spiritual):

• white wolf(past life)

• german shepherd

• shiloh shepherd

• bearded vulture

• borzoi

• maine coon cat

• shire horse

• ferret

• sirenkin

• demonkin

thingz i like:

• my wonderful boyfriend(if u dm me looking for a relationship it will be an insta block dont be weird)

• art

• animals(obviously)

• making friends ! asking for my discord to be friends is totally cool

• nature and rain

• music(metal and sometimes rock)

• gravity falls

• sally face

• bigtop burger(youtube show you should totally watch if u havent 👁️)

• portal and portal 2 but i like portal 2 better

thingz i do not like: ❌

• DARK CHOCOLATE

• yeah thats all

dni: racist, transphobic, pedophiles(lolicons and shotacons this includes you), nsfw accounts, unsupportive of therians and/or furries, dont support any kind of alterhumanity/nonhumantity and/or otherlinkers and copinglinkers, ect.

notes:

divider cred: teeth one - mmadeinheaven, mushrooms - strangergraphics, userboxes(first three) - kthecritter, userbox(grappling hook) - banana-dawg

look out for updates ! im still figuring out my identity so expect new labels every once in a while

[fictionalshippingbean]

I finally got around to making an intro post!

Extra info on me:

Name: Fictional (or Nox -Mutuals and Friends only-)

Pronouns: They/Them

I am a Pansexual Asexual

I’m proudly from South Australia

I’m a proud furry

I love rping on my Wattpad

My favourite animal(s) are Foxes, Cats, Ferrets, Deers and Magpies

My favourite type of songs are Fan-made lyrics for Pokémon themes

Fandoms I’m in: Undertale/Sans au, Deltarune, Pokemon, The Owl House, Hazbin Hotel

My favourite colours are, Cyan, Purple and Navy Blue

Stuff I like: Art, drawing, gaming, reading, writing, rps, anthro animals(fictional animals and real animals), fanart and other things

Link to Cinna’s ref sheet for possible fanart: https://www.tumblr.com/fictionalshippingbean/732153933217316864/so-i-was-going-through-my-posts-and-realised-i

Link to the pronouns, sexualities & ships in my multiverse: https://www.tumblr.com/fictionalshippingbean/739693354596581377/ok-so-before-anyone-asks-me-about-my-version-of

Info about my other multiverse, Etherealdreamtale(you'll have to look through the reblogs for the info):

https://www.tumblr.com/fictionalshippingbean/704915327980634112/dreamtale-au-idea?source=share

If you are an ass towards Furries, lgbtq+ people and minors kindly get tf off my account.

Stuff you will see on my account:

1. Incorrect Quotes

2. Drawings(sometimes)

3. Reblogs of other posts I like

My other Tumblrs:

Ask Cinna: https://www.tumblr.com/ask-cinna

Cinneam Writing Prompts: https://www.tumblr.com/cinneam-writing-prompts

Other socials:

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/FictionalShippinBean

Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/aquaarmyleader

Quotev: https://www.quotev.com/FictionalShippingBean

Ao3:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/FictionalShippingBean

I’m kinda shy towards people I don’t know, have slight anxiety and would happily talk to people only if they’re the ones to start the conversations

And that’s honestly all the things I can think off

[cookiekitkat8484]

dipper hcs

This is super long, like 2000 words super long because i have a huge hyperfixation and cringe culture is dead. he reminds me of me and my friends/family so i have a million ideas. split into topics for reading convenience

low 20s, autistic, bi + demi with a preference for women, ftm. I totally understand people disliking ftm dipper because of stan and mabel making fun of his masculinity and it would be shitty in canon but this is my post so i make the rules bitch and am pretending that never happened. None of this is ship stuff. I imagine him to basically look like the lovley art in this post.  

shares an apartment with mabel in portland, completely full of nerd memorabilia, stacks of boardgames, mabels diys, a conspiracy corkboard, and arts & crafts materials 

works in a bar/arcade where wendy bartends, calls soos and fidds when he needs help fixing machines

pet ferret called pippin

started his own journal 

pacificas plus one to her prissy rich person events, sit in the corner and shit talk

carries around fidget toys, was too embarrassed till mabel convinced him (partially because his pens kept exploding everywhere)

has protective runes tattooed 

mabel talks about astrology to be annoying, is baited into getting mad and rambling about how modern astrology is fake and a scam every single time

nervous driver, doesnt have a car but is sometimes driven by mabel in her heavily adorned funmobile; worries about her "enthusiastic" driving

helps mabel dye her hair after a three am hair emergency, got really good and started bleaching pacificas till she decided to chop it and grow it out natural (refused money from her parents after moving out), which used to be the ultimate gossip sessions

joint problems and pain, god awful posture

one sided beef with all of mabels partners till they “prove themselves”

doesnt believe in cooking like he (mainly) used to not believe in laundry

punched someone for making fun of mabel, got beat up so mabel kicked their asses (thank you stan and wendy for her "training")

only social media is reddit, an instagram account made and run by pacifica, youtube, and a tumblr on nerd/mystery stuff 

only has tumblr bc candy convinced him in like 2014 then he succumbed to the brain rott, they're mutuals and make weird references no one else gets, personalises blog extensively via html/css, had a brief superwholock phase in 2015 (fight me)

coded mabels laptop into a custom 2000s esc blinged out hellscape she made in graphic design class, got her rgb stuff bc she likes rainbows and he thinks its funny

occasionally clashes with mabel bc shes sensory seeking and he gets sensory overload

pacifica takes him clothes shopping bc otherwise he will literally never buy new clothes, sometimes go thrifting with mabel the thrift god

mildly dyslexic and in denial

needs glasses but usually wears contacts because he finds them annoying then forgets to take them out

wears glasses when he misses the grunkles

Sugar addict like mabel and their pantry shows it 

Best nerd shirt collection, like, that's all he wears

Gets into online arguments way too much for no reason 

Mabel makes like ten different protective friendship bracelets with unicorn hair so he could have options, just wears all of them at once

uni

journalism major with a minor in computer science 

takes history, pure maths, and film units as electives 

member/helps run the clubs for DnD [DD&MD], MTG, Warhammer, and scifi & fantasy appreciation

founder and president of the uni cryptozoology, supernatural, aliens, and occult society (CSACS)

gets ford to proof read his writing/math and fidds his code

attends lectures for units hes not even enrolled in for fun

has gotten into multiple arguments with professors, including ones that dont even teach him 

has read theory (all people who’ve read theory are annoying including myself)

hobbies

goes to cons with mabel, she helps with (/mainly makes for him) matching cosplays to fill the trick or treating void

once met spock and kirks actors and got so excited he passed out so mabel took pics of him on the floor next to them and she thinks its the funniest thing to ever exist

DMs multiple online DnD [DD&MD] and ttrpgs groups, 3.5e truther

competes in MTG tournaments 

does karaoke night with mabel and the gals atleast once a month, sometimes brings pacifica 

goes to the renaissance fair with the squad where him, mabel, ford, and soos all dress up and get super into character with melony; wendy and stan take shrooms and go to watch the sword fighting 

listens to DnD podcasts 

ex band kid and still plays Sousaphone, often to mabels dismay 

obsessed with boardgames and hosts boardgame nights, always makes everyone play super overcomplicated ones then has to play monopoly when its stan and mabels choice

almost always wins boardgames and knows how every mechanic works, has only occasionally lost to ford (who is a sore loser lol)

has had risk games last multiple days after its only him and ford left

bonds with mabel and soos painting figures (warhammer, dnd, the usual) and embraces her covering hers in glitter and gems

goes ghost hunting, has a shit tone of real gear from ford and fidds and sometimes vlogs, quotes buzzfeed unsolved

secret AO3 account, caught grunkle stan writing dutches approves fics but both have sworn an oath of secrecy 

wendy taught him skateboarding, doesnt do tricks (uncoordinated as shit) but uses it as transport

broke bc he cant resist collectables 

made his own pc from scratch using parts he bought and custom ones made by fidds

goes to local band concerts with wendy and her gang including watching wendy play drums

Did debate in highschool, usually gets nervous doing public speaking but gets so invested he forgets; is second speaker

tech guy for productions mabel is in

games 

loves all strategy and puzzle games

fav games include fallout 1&2, nethack, xcom, civ, FTL, and dwarf fortress

ford and fidds play games they used to play before the portal accident with him eg. zork, MUD1, rouge, star trek, colossal cave adventure, and mystery house

plays portal 2 with ford and sometimes mabel

plays baldurs gate with mabel and she spent five hours doing character customisation, he plays wizard and she plays bard and both are total stereotypes

played lethal company and phasmophobia with mabel, soos, wendy, grenda, and candy (goes as expected) (lots of screaming)

BDG unravelled fan and grew up on matpat but cant play fnaf or ddlc bc giffany 

had a breakdown playing dark souls and started crying at 2am so mabel banned it permanently

spectacularly bad at rhythm games but will play with mabel anyway and she completely sweeps, esp in arcades and just dance

plays bishi bashi with the gang and have broken the machine multiple times

really good at retro arcade games, shares strats with soos and remembers all the combos for everything; helps kids beat levels at work

gets ford to help optimise game stats/teams/strats with the POWER OF MATHS !!!, has on occasion coded algorithms to assist 

forced everyone to play among us constantly for like three months straight

member of mabel, candy, and grendas chaotic nightmare of a minecraft server, usually offline and generally regrets it when he joins; more of a terraria guy

undertale kid

ports/emulates games himself, esp retro console stuff like old fire emblem, Zelda, earthbound

in the ace attorney fandom  

runs a server for online friends he plays games with

shows/movies

does annual lotr (extended edition) marathons with ford, mabel drifts in and out of watching because snacks and that legolas and arwin are both a “total smash” (elf apreciator)

loves all scifi, including classics like star trek, star wars, ext.

watches doctor who with mabel (shes a david tennant enjoyer) including the super old stuff, replies with one of the classic who doctors when people ask his fav and confuse them 

goes to old scifi/horror/fantasy rerun marathons, wendy joins depending on the films

watches scifi and mecha anime with soos and fidds, sometimes ford joins

loves evangelion, knows cruel angels thesis in japanese, lowkey a shinji kinnie and is bullied ruthlessly 

watches candys exquisite curation of 90s shoujo with her, mabel, and grenda; wont admit he gets super into it but has been caught doing sailor moon magical girl transformation poses 

watched madoka magica with the gals and was kuybey hater #1 from the start

never shuts the fuck up about theories and guesses the end of movies unless mabel smothers him with a pillow

hate watches conspiracy theory/ghost hunting shows with wendy bc theyre either laughably wrong or so close and totally missing the obvious, except this one random guy who was somehow spot on (like doug forcett in the good place) 

Made to watch all of twilight at a girls night because mabel (mostly) watched lotr, cant stop overthinking the insane lore implications which somehow get worse with every book fact mabel tells him (because what the fuck ???? the world building is batshit), him and candy keep periodically saying effervescent and bursting into hysterics to the others confusion

still quotes star wars bad lip readings with mabel

books

favs include hitchikers guide to the galaxy, discworld, lotr, do androids dream of electric sheep, earthsea, dune, and HP lovecraft esp cuthullu 

him and ford have both read the salmirilion and make it everyones problem

likes classic scifi and early cyberpunk, esp spec fic thats wacky or raises ethical questions to ponder with ford

loves sherlock homes and agatha christie, big who dunnit story fan

read good omens bc mabel likes the show (again, david tennant enjoyer) and its terry pratchet + neil gaiman, tries to get her to read the book for ages and eventually she listens to the audiobook

music

owns spirit phone on vinyl, made ford listen once and accidentally gave him flashbacks

likes lemon demon, TWERP, starbomb, NSP, tally hall, will wood, and other nerd bands 

they might be giants and potusa enjoyer

can and will recite the entirety of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny at the drop of a hat

went through a midwest emo phase, still listens to csh

listens to vocaloid with candy; went to a concert with the gals and everyone learnt the dances, mabel decorated their light sticks 

always ends up belting [B]ABBA when drunk

Fav [B]ABBA songs are disco girl and under attack 

weezer defender, bullied by mabel and wendy

listens to math rock with ford while stan complains the time signatures and polyrhythms (though he’d never bother to learn the terms) give him a headache 

listens to game OSTs and chiptune stuff

mabel got him into musicals, knows the words to hamilton, bmc, and dear evan hansen, sing duets together

trans 

once forgot to take off a too small binder for like two days and fainted, mabel made him a custom one

short king, used to have hight dysphoria

mabel alters his pants bc mens trousers are evil for the transmasc gang

didnt shave ever when he first got his wiskers till pacifica staged an intervention 

forgot to tell stan he was trans till he got body hair and stan joked it was his genetics to thank, dipper responded he was lucky the T was actually effective

drinking/drugs

cant smoke weed or he gets suuuuper paranoid, only smoked once w wendy and tried to smoke more to calm down but just ended up greening hard

drinks alcoholic ginger beer and indie APIs wendy recommends, though shes more of a whisky and scotch

super low alcohol tolerance, doesnt drink often

drinks mabels own recipe cocktail monstrosities when she convinces him they wont get shitfaced, always ends up shitfaced because theyre 100% alcohol + sugar and mabels tolerance is like double his; always eventually ends with him trying to explain lotr poorly

once drank so much caffeine he started hallucinating 

tripsits mabel (LSD legend) and sometimes wendy (totally does shrooms), again is neurotic and should under no circumstances take hallucinogens 

sometimes smokes cigs when stressed, tries to hide it but is laughably bad, will ocasionally bum a cig off wendy

[borgerrat]

THIS MF JUST REALIZED THEY NEVER MADE A PINNED THING!!!!

HELLO, IT’S ME.

Uuuuuh, use Bat when referring to me, i was raised on “someone can find out your entire identity with a cough online” mentality

He/Him pronouns!!!!

I like DSMP, QSMP, MCYT, OMORI, NITW, WoF, art, RTC, and many many more

Feel free to use my art as pfp and banner, just give credit

I enjoy being interacted with, please ask me things, give me art suggestions, I am bored CONSTANTLY

I am autistic

I LIKE FERRETS GIVE ME FERRET PHOTOS THEY ARE SILLY AND I LOVE

tntduo for life, or Wilnapity, as long as c!Wilbur and c!Quackity are in a healthy happy relationship i will be satisfied.

BIG THING CONCERNING THE ALLEGATIONS AGAINST WILBUR!!! FUCK WILBUR SOOT NO I DO NOT LIKE HIM BUT I SEPARATE HIS CHARACTER FROM HIM!!!!!!!

LINKY DINKS:

Spotify

YouTube channel (I post animations and fun stuff)

Ao3 account (plz read my stuff)

FUNNY HAHA FLASHY HEADERS BELOW

[calistomoth]

Hello and welcome to my Art Blog!

My name is Indigo/Indie. My pronouns are They/Them. I’m Pansexual. I’m 19 and my birthday is May 9th! My ToyHouse is TrickstersEmber!

I’ll be posting my art on this blog! Might post other things too! I do digital art and I’ve been practicing digital art since 2019. I use procreate for my drawings and I’ve been using it since 2021.

Some stuff about me!

I have 8 pets. 2 dogs, 3 cats, a leopard gecko, a bearded dragon, and a ferret. I love dinosaurs. And space. I like creepy things, and I’m a huge horror fan. I love kidcore and weirdcore aesthetics,

DNI-

Do not interact if: You’re homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, a proshipper, antivax, a MAP, a DSMP supporter, Zoophile, Pro-life, radqueer, fatphobic, support autism speaks, NFT/AI ‘artist’, a furry hater

Additional notes- I don’t tend to shun fandoms but I will add certain fandoms to the DNI if I find myself uncomfortable with them.

18+ accounts are welcome to interact as long as none of the DNI list applies to them!

Also DNI if you support JK Rowling or Amber Herd.

Fandoms:

-Red Dead Redemption 2

-Good Omens

-Queen

-Horror

-Night in The Woods

My favorite artists-

-Rob Zombie

-MCR

-Fallout Boy

-Queen

-David Bowie

-ICP

I really enjoy playing games! I mostly play Minecraft, some Roblox, Stardew Valley, Red Dead Redemption, and I’ve played a few other games like Coffee Talk and Slime Rancher.

Some of my favorite movies are House of 1000 Corpses (or any Rob Zombie movie), Scream, Halloween, Child’s Play.. Basically anything horror. But I also like stuff like Labyrinth and Coraline, and Tim Burton movies.

[toyhou-se-drama]

Adding onto the Churrofeast/Iheartu & their partner Dreambea (I think, god it's been a year since I last properly kept tabs)

Fair warning I'm going to yap so sorry about that

Hi, I'm the person who made I think one of the first PSA's on churro before Jason (Wonderultra) made his statement.

(I'm more than willing to PM the mod to provide some screenshot evidence that it's me if they want, I switched accounts for my saftey, not regarding this situation but because of my groomer but that's unrelated LMAO. But yeah hi guys I'm okay and well)

It is currently on View only on TH, because I was asked to private it a while ago. I'm unsure if any of the proof works anymore since I have since switched accounts, and deleted my old discord where it was linked. I have not logged into my old account since I privated it

I'll be reffering to churro/Iheartu as churro, because that's what's easiest for me to remember and I am not currently aware of what they go by. So sorry about that.

Since this is anonymous you can take this with a grain of salt, but I would like to add some stuff onto the conversation.

I actually apologized to churrofeast recently, because I was under the assumption that they had at least improved and learned from their prior behavior, especially when it comes to their whole thing with wonderultra and the mutual harrassment between the two that's been going on since they were like 12. And I am dissapointed to say, that from recent events from I think December of last year to now it hasn't improved much at all. And has still been perpetuating hate towards Jason. The ferret claim is true.

Churrofeast, and some other friends of theirs in a group chat I think, made a fake bid on a YCH animation meme Jason made several years ago, which was to help pay for his ferrets medical bills. BECAUSE of this, both of them died. And I genuinely do mean because of the fake bid they passed. I currently hold the sentiment that regardless of how old you are, or were at the time, that kind of shit is NOT okay.

Churro had also just continued to lie about Jason, along with several other people that just in general dislike them. Like the recent zoophillia claim on Jason because of some fucking art he made LMAO.

I believe the original post talking about it, had a link to a tweet with the proof regarding the ferret situation. So I don't feel the need to link it.

There's a lot I would like to change about the PSA or update looking back on it in my mind, since although it was well done, there were quite a lot of things that didn't add up or I didn't have enough evidence for. There's a LOT I didn't add to it too. I could possibly remake it, because this has been going on for YEARS. And it is not okay nor healthy for anyone involved, but I'm also not for canceling a minor and all that shit. And I haven't really participated in the subject enough to keep tabs and collect evidence anymore (and a lot of it is again, on my deleted discord acc.)

If anyone has evidence from that, saved and you feel that it's substantial, I encourage you to share it.

I'd just like to remind people who do speak on this subject, to please keep an open mind. Lots of people who are involved are seriously mentally ill, and there's a LOT of lying involved and misinformation. Although, don't excuse their behavior because of it, just use it to try and explain why they're acting the way they are. And also remember that these are mostly all kids still. This shit is going to happen with kids as much as I hate it.

🦫

[stradiivarrii]

omg if u actually draw ferret from mask of the rose, please @ me or tag me in it. i would love to see it!!!

HEHE I WILL MAKE SURE TO!!

My art account is @rmartfield ! I forgot to mention it here lol.

I post older English literature fanart mostly, and once I finish my Fallen London ocs, I will post them there too!!

[sillycatsilly]

welcome to my tumblr page !

❦ minor, they/she/he prns

❦ big fan of cats capybaras and ferrets (and more)

❦ art tag is #🐈..art

❦ really big fan of computer technology , cartoons and video games . i love to post my art and draw. i am a multi-fandom account ! i draw a lot of batim, cuphead and animaniacs (+ others)

❦ i rb a lot !! i tag my reblogs (sometimes i forget to so i go back and do it later)

❦ i need tone tags !

[tamattack]

Intro? (Pls ignor the text, I have no idea how to fix it.)

(I also apologize for all the space this takes up, idk how to add "read more" I'm working on it though) Hello! I am Tammy/Kitty! I made this blog so I can post agere/petre content of my interests ^^ I am a boy but I use He/They/?/Blue/Paw/Any pronouns!

I will be tagging all fandom posts with agere related tags only, I don't want to mix my posts into the main non agere/petre posts!

Basic DNI + NSFW/K^nk accounts, there isn't anything wrong with those normally I just prefer I sfw environment on this account ^^ (+I am a minor. no 18+ Dming)

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Chapter 13. Always Fine Your Way Back Home

I do not own Harry Potter, if I did then Snape would not have been redeemed

Second year, here we go! Newbies are Alexa and Liana Green, and Louis, Lucy, and Roxanne Weasley

So it is apparently unknown as to when the letters come in, so I’m gonna have it be anywhere between 8 and 3 weeks before the school year starts (why? because I like that idea)

I also forgot Albus had a ferret until I was rewatching the movies and was reminded so um...yeah that’s now here!

Anyways, this is also posted onto my Fanfiction.net account SomeKind0fMagic and my Wattpad somekindofmagic1 and my AO3 account s0m3kind0fmagic so you can check it out on there too!

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Albus looked up from his cereal as he heard the sound of an owl dropping in. He saw the two letters that were with the paper as his dad grabbed them. He looked back down and ate more of his breakfast before he heard his dad finally speak:

“Letters are here.”

Albus took his from his dads hand gently as James harshly grabbed his. He stayed quiet as he read through the list, not many new books for this year. Just the second edition of Standard Book of Spells, a defense against the dark arts book, as well as a new potions book. He was thankful enough that he didn’t have many books to buy, however he knew he would have more next year since he got to add two more classes onto his schedule. 

“Bloody hell, I didn’t get captain. I swore Elizabeth was gonna give me it!”

Albus spared a small glance to James before he put his letter down and went back to finishing his cereal.

“Well, it is only your fourth year, James. Not most fourth years become captain.” Albus heard their dad reason.

“Yeah, but she did! And she acted like she was gonna put me up for it all year!”

Their mum hummed, “And most people don’t switch positions after playing the same one for two years.”

“Do you know who got it?”

“No Lily, I don’t. I won’t know who the bloody captain is until we get back to Hogwarts in three weeks!”

Albus sighed and pushed his spoon around in the bowl, trying to bring up the topic of him thinking about trying out for the Quidditch team. Or even how to interrupt James being well...James. He stared at his bowl of, now soggy, cereal as it minutely angered him. But not enough to actually make him react to it. It was more of an annoyance of everything going on and how he wished it could be different, in some way.

As James continued to speak, going through the different members of the Gryffindor team, trying to figure out who could have been made captain, Albus let out a breath before just speaking: “I’m thinking about trying out for Slytherin’s Quidditch team.” He heard everyone at the table go silent and he continued to stare at his bowl of cereal that wouldn’t get eaten anymore. “I also only need three new books.”

“You’re trying out for the team?” He heard the sneer in James’ voice, “Slytherin has a Seeker, a sloppy one, but they have one.”

Slowly, Albus closed his eyes, wishing he could just disappear under the table before his mum spoke up: “I think that’s good. Going for Seeker or another position?”

He reopened his eyes to look up at his mum, who had a small smile on her face. “Seeker. We have one, but Annie says that Matt wants to replace Dominick so he might do a full team tryout.”

“How do you already know who’s captain for Slytherin?!”

He sighed, “Previous Captain chooses the new one. Annie’s brother Aiden was the old one and he said that he chose Matt. And apparently he’s been speaking about it and said that was what he was planning on doing.”

“Well...will you want to take your broom with you?”

He shook his head, “I’ll send a letter if I make the team, otherwise I’ll be bringing it for no reason and it will just be stuck under my bed all year and I’ll forget about it.”

“Well, there’s only one place where we can get all you two need, Diagon Alley.”

Albus nodded, and fiddled with his spoon once more, some sinking feeling settling in him as the thought of school starting back soon settled in him.

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Albus silently stood by his dad as he searched for Albus’s defense book. Lily was with their mum, looking for James’s things, while James was off with his friends at their Uncle’s shop. He hadn’t been paying much attention until he heard the voice of someone saying his dads name. He held back an eyeroll, thinking it was someone that was a fan or who he had gone to school with. 

Albus just continued to look through the shelf trying to find the book until he felt someone punch his shoulder. He sharply looked, annoyed and about to say something when he saw it was just Scorpius. Not one of James and not one of his friends or cronies.

“I said your name like, five times dude. It was like you were in another world or something.”

“Sorry, trying to find the stupid defense book for this year.” He glanced over to his dad, seeing him talking to a man with long silvery-blonde hair, noting it was Draco Malfoy, before looking back at Scorpius. “Have you ever seen or heard of our dads talking?”

He snorted, “Nope. I knew our mums have, on occasion. My mum said that after we both had sent letters that we had made friends with each other, they ran into one another here in Diagon Alley and got talking. Mum jokes that they’re friends now and are trying to recruit Aunt Dany to join.”

Albus laughed, “So our mums found out we were friends and used that as an excuse to become friends?”

Scorpius joined in the laughter, “Yeah. I guess so.”

Albus sighed as the laughter faded, “Have you seen Annie?”

“Nah. Her family will probably come later so that they can ensure Nick will fall asleep without a fuss. Or at least that was what she told me last year when it took forever for her to join us.” Scorpius brushed his hair from his face, “By the way, did you know that her brother, Tony, works at Slug and Jiggers Apothecary?”

“No. Had no clue.”

Scorpius nodded, “Yeah, found that out the other day when my dad said something. Apparently he started not long after school got out. Surprised she didn’t tell you when you stayed over after the wedding.”

Albus shrugged, “We didn’t really talk about stuff like that.”

Scorpius nodded, “Well, anyways, the book is here--” He lifted his hand over Albus’s head and reached to grab a book over him. “Took dad and I forever to find it ourselves. Shocked you didn’t know since James already needed it.”

“Different book from two years ago, otherwise I would just use his. Assuming he didn’t write anything stu--wait, you said our moms are friends and are trying to recruit Annie’s mom; what does that mean? Are they gonna make some weird club together? Take over our friendship or some other absurd sounding thing.”

Scorpius snorted, “Yeah. Sure. I think that they’re more planning on making sure that they can all put out the same punishment whenever we get in trouble.”

Albus nodded and looked over to the side, “There she is.” He ignored the sound Scorpius made as Albus moved past him to get to Annie. As he made his way closer to the girl that was still slightly taller than him. “Keeping the hair dark?”

She turned and rolled her eyes, “Yeah.” She wrapped and adjusted her robe around herself, “Where’re your parents?” He saw her glance behind him, “And yours. My mum was actually looking for yours.”

He glanced behind him, seeing Scorpius mere meters behind him before he heavily sighed. “Why are you both taller than me? It’s so bloody unfair.”

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Albus sighed as he closed Casper’s cage, his parents had agreed to allow him to take his ferret this year after saying no last year. He understood why he had to leave her, he was sure that he would have lost her at some point during the year. He ran a hand through his hair, holding back a groan as it slightly got stuck. He heard a knock at his door, pulling his hand out of his tangled hair, he turned to see his dad in his doorway. 

“We’re about to leave, you have everything? Books, wand, clothes?”

Albus held back an eye roll, albeit a playful one, but he still was not sure on how his dad would react to it. “Yes dad. I have everything.”

Harry nodded, “Good.” Albus watched as his dad tapped on the wall before he spoke again. “You know...your mum and I talked and we decided that you kids can redecorate your rooms come next summer. We can repaint these walls and put up some new posters if you’d like.”

Albus tilted his head to the side while sitting on the edge of the bed. “Why?”

His dad sighed heavily, “Well...we noticed that you took down a lot of your old banners and posters so we thought that you, as well as your siblings, could do with a change in your room. Hasn’t happened since you were younger. Lily’s room is stuck like a five year olds...not that I think she minds.” His dad added the last bit with a small laugh and Albus joined in.

“I think Lil’s likes it because she still enjoys all the pink and glitter and fairy-princessness of it all.”

“And you?”

He looked at his dad oddly, “What?”

“Do you still like your set-up? The walls are a pretty dark red, very...”

His dad trailed off but Albus knew what he meant. “Very Gryffindor? Something I’m not?”

“I didn’t mean it like that, I want you to--”

“I know dad. And I think that it would be nice to change things up, make things more me now.” He looked down for a moment before continuing, “That is if you and mum are alright if I wanted to change the color of my room.”

His dad shrugged, “I don’t mind. That is part of the point of it all. If any of you kids want to repaint the room and change it completely, then that’s alright. We’ll do it. You three are of the age where change happens. You’ll be 13 when you come back for the summer, it’s only right.”

Albus nodded, “So even if I decided to go like a dark green and hang up Slytherin banners...you wouldn’t care?”

His dad shrugged, “Not my place nor my job to do so. My job is to make sure you’re happy and healthy. Your mum and I agree that allowing you to change your room up however you want is a way to make sure that you’re happy and in the long run healthy.” He watched as his dad adjusted his glasses, “You know...your mum and I are happy for you. Happy that you made friends and are happy in your house. I know James hasn’t been the best, but--”

Albus let out a heavy sigh, “Dad...let’s not.” He let out the best smile that he could, “Let’s just get going before mom gets upset, yeah?”

His dad nodded, “Yeah...yeah okay.”

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Albus held his breath as he ran through the wall, safely making it to the platform. He let out the inhaled air with a puff as he made his way over to the familiar red sea. A familiar sea that left some odd feeling in his stomach. A feeling of...of something he couldn’t tell. Something that perhaps his 12-year-old mind couldn’t comprehend just yet. Or perhaps it was a feeling that it could, but refused to. Refused because of course he was happy to see some of them. He sighed as he got closer. Some of his Uncles and Aunts and maybe even a cousin or two. But as he grew closer, as he grew nearer to James and Fred, the pair locked in a conversation and throwing looks his way, the feeling grew.

“There’s the final three Potters. Or two Potters and Weasley.” 

He looked behind him, forgetting his mum and sister had been behind him. He turned back, looking at his Aunt and Uncle, an almost forced smile on his lips as he tried not to let it slip of his nerves. “Hey Uncle George, Aunt Angelina.”

Angelina smiled. It was gentle. Not as gentle as his Aunt Audrey’s nor his own mothers whenever he was comforting him. But it was still gentle. Gentle in her own way he supposed. “You ready for this year, Albus?”

He shrugged, “I guess, I just can’t wait for Annie to drag me to study again.” He rolled his eyes, “But I’m trying out for Quidditch this year...if they’re looking for a Seeker, that is.”

“Aw, why don’t you go out to be a Beater? Sure you’d be pretty good at it. Make me, your Uncle George, proud!”

He laughed, genuinely laughed and rolled his eyes again. “Have I ever actually played as the Beater and been good? I thought we had all been in agreement that I can be a Chaser or a Seeker and that is it.” 

He looked at his Uncle, waiting for his response, smiling slightly as the older man simply nodded. “Alright...you got me there.” He watched his Uncle sigh and move to grab Albus’s trunk, “Lemme get that for you, that way your poor mother doesn’t have to get it.” 

Even without seeing his mum, he could feel the eyeroll she gave. “George, I am almost certain I could take you in a fight if I wanted.”

His Uncle scoffed as he handed the cage that held Casper to Albus. “Depends on the type. Magic I think we could go to a draw, but hand-to-hand,” He tossed the trunk into the train and turned back to Albus’s mum. “I think it would depend on the day. And since I just realized you decided to wear heels today, I will concede before my beautiful wife has to be embarrassed as she drags me out.”

Albus looked away and began to look around the platform as he heard his mum say something back to his Uncle. He let out a breath as he tried to find the dark hair of Annie or the light one of Scorpius. But he kept finding himself unlucky. He couldn’t locate the large family that belonged to one of his best friends nor could he find any older man with freakishly white-blonde hair that belonged to the father of his other friend.

He jumped as he felt someone put their arm around his shoulders, terrified for some reason that it might have been James or Fred or one of their other friends. Only relaxing as he heard the familiar voice of Scorpius. “Okay, so, Robyn already has a compartment ready for us but she said that if we don’t get there within five minutes of the train leaving and some of the older kids try to take it, she’ll let them.”

He laughed slightly and looked at his friend who was just barely taller than him. But still tall enough that he had to glance up slightly at him. “Is Annie with her or...?”

“Because you totally don’t feel the person standing behind you, do you?”

He laughed slightly as he turned, “Do I get points if I say yes?”

She snorted, “Nope.”

“Well that sucks.”

“Yeah, it does.” She smiled almost goofily, “You ready?”

“Just gotta say bye to my family then I will.”

“Then hurry up. I don’t want Rob to lose our compartment.”

As Annie smacked Scorpius’s arm, Albus turned to his mum, who had a small smile on her face. He knew how she was so he gently hugged her. That unease he had been feeling drifted momentarily as he felt her arms around him. Felt a love he hadn’t felt from her since he was a child and was hurt. Similar but also different from the hug she had given him last year. 

He felt her squeeze tightly and as she pulled away, he smiled. “I’ll see you at Christmas.”

She gently put her hand on his cheek, “I’ll miss you sweetheart. Be good and don’t get into any fights.” She kissed his temple, “Or at least don’t get caught.”

He smiled at her, “I got it mum. I will try not to get caught when I get into trouble.” 

She scrunched her nose, “Good.”

He turned to his dad, some weird tension having grown during the drive to the station, leading to a weird feeling as he looked at him. “See you later dad.”

His dad nodded, “Let us know if you make the team.”

“I will.” He looked at Lily, who still had a minor sour look on her face. He playfully punched her shoulder, “I’ll write to you everyday, telling you how amazing Hogwarts is.”

“You promise?”

“Promise.” 

“You promised last year and you didn’t.”

He sighed, “Well I will try this year, how about that?”

She glared slightly before nodding, “Fine. but you have to tell me if you make the team. I don’t wanna hear it from mum or dad or someone else. I wanna hear it from you.”

He rolled his eyes and began to walk back to his friends, “I’ll try! But if it’s between you or mum killing me, I’d rather you cause I can bribe you!”

“Can not!”

He laughed as he jumped into the train door, looking back at her and yelling out: “Can too!” Before he fully entered the train.

He quickly moved around and followed his two friends down to the compartment Robyn had apparently been saving. Barely getting there as the train jerked into motion, sending him to fall into the spot across from the twins, Annie sliding into his side.

He glanced out of the window, just as the train zipped out of the station and he could see the open green of...he actually wasn’t sure where it was meant to be. But he looked away from the window as he heard Scorpius let out a sigh:

“Man, I wish I had siblings.” 

Albus snorted Robyn and Annie busted out into laughter. He looked at his friend, seeing the look of confusion on his face and let out an almost choked back breath. “Don’t tell me you’re questioning why we’re laughing.”

“I am. I don’t see what’s wrong with wanting siblings.”

“I’d gladly trade places with you, Scor. You can take my 14 siblings and I will graciously take your parents as mine.”

“That’s not what I meant! I meant one or two. Not the 14 that you have.” Scorpius moved and leaned his back against the glass that allowed people to look in. “I just meant that it would be nice to have someone else around my age in the house. Like...sure, I hear you guys complaining about your siblings all the time, Robyn and Rohyn do it in front of one another even, but I just...I dunno, maybe I’m ridiculous.”

Albus threw his friend a small sympathetic smile. “Nah, I get it. You see us with siblings and want it, it makes sense.” He sighed before continuing, “I honestly envy you. No siblings to hate you just ‘cause of your friends and your house. Must be a blessing.”

“James still causing you issues cause you’re a Slytherin?”

He nodded, “Yeah...it wasn’t as bad as it could have been since we didn’t see each other most of the summer, but when we did...” He trailed off, not really wanting to think about it. “But Lily was excited for me to be home. She’s jealous that I get to go to Hogwarts and she still has to stay home. Plus she hates that I get to try out for the Quidditch team.”

“Dude! You’re trying out too?! Didya hear that Matt’s gonna make everyone try out so now any and everybody has a chance?”

Albus nodded, “Yeah, otherwise there would be no way I would even try.” He scratched the back of his neck, “Annie and Scorpius actually had to convince me to even try out anyways.”

“Seriously? You have like...Quidditch royalty in your blood! Your dad was literally the youngest Seeker in a century, making the team as a first year which never happens! Your mum was a world class badass Chaser for the Harpies! Half of their fans now are because of her! How could you even think of not trying out?!”

Albus shrugged, not feeling like disclosing that he didn’t want to try for Chaser and be compared to James since he was switching positions this year with Jason. Albus had heard all about it all summer. Of course, he knew that there was a chance for people to say something about him going for Seeker when that was what James used to be, but he could only hope that it would be against James. Hope that someone would say something about him switching cause he was scared to go against Albus. That was all the 12-year-old could hope for.

And sure, if it was just Annie and Scorpius, or just Annie herself, he would say that. But it wasn’t just them. It was two other people. Two people that he considered friends but not that he knew well enough to say things such as that to. To let his fears be known to them. His thoughts out to them.

Then again...he really didn’t even let Scor or Annie know so why would he even think to let Robyn and Rohyn know?

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The sun was slowly being hidden by incoming clouds as Scorpius, Albus, and Rohyn talked about Quidditch tryouts and Annie sat on the floor, back to the window, reading a muggle book called Percy Jackson. Robyn was on the opposite couch from the boys, talking to Holly Goyle, who had shown up not long after the train ride had started. They all stopped what they were doing, however, when they heard the compartment door open and saw a small boy with deep blue eyes, and blonde hair similar to Scorpius. 

Albus raised a brow at his cousin, “Hey Louis, what’s up?”

The younger boy looked around the compartment almost nervously before focusing on Albus. “Can I sit with you guys? James keeps talking about how bad it would be if we weren’t in Gryffindor and it’s making me uncomfortable.”

Albus smiled, understanding the boy's uncomfortableness. “Yeah.”

Robyn scooted over, making room for him. “You can sit here, if you’d like.”

He nodded and quickly took the seat, letting out a quiet thanks, before looking back at his cousin again. “Thanks, Albus.”

Albus shrugged, “No problem. Pretty sure none of us here care about you joining us.” He looked around at the other Slytherin’s in the compartment, all of them shaking their heads, and he smiled at his cousin. “And besides, being in another house besides Gryffindor is so much more fun. You can learn stuff about a house that you didn’t know. And you can make friends that aren’t friends with someone in our family.”

Louis tried to smile, it came out awkward and almost off. “Thanks.”

Albus nodded as everyone went back to what they had been doing before. Louis even got Annie to look from her book as he had read the very same series over the past few summers. Everyone was in their own worlds, not paying attention to the people they weren’t interacting with, until they heard the sound of the old witch that pushed the trolley around.

Annie was the one who stood as the lady looked into their compartment, “Anything from the Trolly dears?”

She grabbed a sack from her bag that was wrapped around her waist before beginning to list off what they had all agreed on at the start of the ride (plus what Louis had asked for after he had gotten on). “Seven bottles of Pumpkin Juice, a box of Bertie Bott's, three Chocolate Frogs--wait no, four Chocolate Frogs, three packages of Drooble's Best Blowing Gum, and six Pumpkin Pastries.”

“Will that be all?��

She nodded, “Yes ma’am.”

“That’ll be two galleons and 15 sickles dear.” She counted the amount of sickles out and handed it to the witch and she handed her the candies and drinks. 

Annie turned back and began handing everything out to everyone. She handed the beans and the gum to Albus, the Chocolate Frogs to Scorpius, the Pumpkin Pastries to Louis, Robyn, and Holly, while taking the Pumpkin Juice herself.

“Damn,” Albus cursed, “I got another one of my dads.”

“I got Rowena Ravenclaw.” Louis mumbled.

“Oooo, maybe that means you’ll be a Ravenclaw.” Holly teased.

Louis laughed, “Maybe.”

Rohyn showed Albus the card that he had gotten, “Look at that, I got your namesake Albus.”

Albus groaned, “I really wish I knew why my dad named me after him.”

Louis laughed, “I’m surprised Aunt Ginny let him.”

Albus was about to say something about how he wasn’t when he realized that he really...was. It was such a shock that he was allowed to be named Albus Severus. “Actually, I’m surprised my mum did too.”

“Maybe you should change your name! Something cool like....like Robin! Then you could say you’re named after a comic-book character!”

“You know Robin is a girl’s name, right?” Robyn retorted, “I mean...I would assume you do as we’ve been living together for the past 12 years. Heard mum and dad and everyone we’ve ever known called me that for just as long.”

“You know what--”

“No! No fighting! We had an agreement! No fighting until we get back!”

“I wasn’t going to--”

“You were, Robyn. I’ve known you as long as Scor. You were gonna fight him.”

Robyn scoffed and crossed her arms, “You guys are no fun.”

“We’re loads of fun. We just--”

Albus shook his head at his friends before looking at his younger cousin. Louis was looking out the window as the hills and trees flew past. Albus knew the look. The look of fear and nerves. Fear that everything was about to change. And assumed that it was. He hoped that Louis didn’t get in Gryffindor for the sake of the kid still being him. So that he wouldn’t become another James or a person who just defends him mindlessly.

So he didn’t become Rose. Become the person who Albus used to always be able to rely on. The person that Albus had called his best-friend for 11 years before he was placed in Slytherin. The person who seemed to be able to push him to the side so easily after he had been placed in a different house than her and his brother.

But he knew that unlike him, Louis had both of his sisters who would support him in a different house, no matter which it was. Afterall, Vic was a Hufflepuff and Dom went to a different school all together. He was sure that his Uncle Bill and Aunt Fleur wouldn’t care. It never seemed as if either of them cared about Albus’s house.

Albus was sure that unlike him, Louis wouldn’t have to worry that his siblings would hate him for being himself.

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They jumped off of the train as it reached Hogsmeade Station. Everyone had changed into their robes. Robyn had put her hair up and Holly had used some clips that Annie had and put them in her hair. The 12-year-olds were ready to start their second year at Hogwarts. Just as the 11-year-old boy was ready to start his first year. 

The first year started to the boats while the second years turned to make their way over to the carriages. They were about to hop in one when Robyn noticed something out in the distance. “Is that Lottie with your sister Genevieve, Anne?”

Albus and the others looked over to the carriage in front of them as Annie sighed. “Yeah. I think they became friends at Aidan and Cass’s wedding.”

“That’s so...”

“Weird? Yeah, I know. Come on, let’s go before someone else takes this carriage.”

The other five followed Annie as she climbed into the black box. When they finally settled and the carriage jerked into motion, Robyn spoke. “You guys ready for this year?”

“Yeah, I’m happy to be away from my grandfather again.” Scorpius rolled his as he mentioned him. Albus knew he had issues with the man, mostly pureblood problems, but he actually never knew how deep it went.

“Same here with my mum. She’s been so overbearing about literally everything since I started school.”

“Yeah, but your mum has always been like that though.”

Holly ran a hand through her short gingery-brown hair. “Yeah, but never this bad. It’s like I can’t do anything fun anymore.”

“My father won’t let me do shit, that’s why I always go to mum for things.”

“Aunt Danielle is the best.”

“Yeah, she is.” Annie said almost quietly and Albus shot her a questioning look and she just waved him off.

“Hey, we never asked, what was it like being surrounded by a bunch of Slytherin families, Albus?”

He laughed almost awkwardly at Rohyn’s question. “It wasn’t bad. Different from my family.” 

Definitely odd as it was different from his family. He had felt a different tension from the people there. But it was a tension that had faded as time went on. By the end of the night, outside of Annie’s one aunt, Albus had felt welcomed and comfortable around all the Slytherin families. Something in him wished that he had been able to thank Mr. Malfoy more for getting him away from Annie’s aunt. Even for saying what he said. He knew he had to be careful with Annie’s Bulgarian family. They were raised differently and thought differently than everyone he had ever known.

He knew he had to put that into context whenever he thought of how rude they were to Annie.

“Well, on to a different topic, who here has newbies?” Annie and Albus both raised their hands, “And that’s Alexa and Liana for you Anne. Anyone else other than that cousin that joined us, Albus?”

“Yeah. Molly’s younger sister Lucy. Lucy’s like Louis, quiet and reserved. And then Roxanne, she’s Fred’s younger sister and has a similar outgoing personality.”

“Question. Isn’t Fred like James's best friend?”

Albus nodded, “Yeah, but he isn’t as bad.” Because he was sure that Fred wouldn’t bully Roxanne for being in Slytherin. “And honestly, Lucy gets her personality from her mum. Molly is similar to how everyone has always explained her dad when he was her age. So focused on studies and being a good student that others sort of get pushed to the side.”

The first years had entered the hall, everyone watched as Professor McGonagall sat back down, getting done explaining what Albus was sure he would learn to hate by the time his Seventh year came out. And as Professor Longbottom began to read the names, Albus noted the nerves on nearly every first year's face. And on the faces of everyone who he knew had siblings starting this year. 

Professor Longbottom cleared his throat before announcing the first name, “Flint, Stephanie!”

A small girl with long black hair walked up to the hat. She looked similar enough to her brother. Hair same jet black and almost oily skin. And with that, it didn’t take long for it to yell out Slytherin. He saw the girl let out a breath as she quickly made her way over to her older brother. A smile on both of their faces as she sat by them. A twinge of jealousy hit him as he saw it. But he pushed it out. Pretending it didn’t exist.

More names were called, a guy with the last name Carlson was put in Gryffindor, “Green, Alexa!”

Albus watched as Alexa walked up to the hat, her blonde hair that looked so different from Annie’s was pulled back into twin braids. She pushed her glasses up as she sat on the stool, under the hat. After a few minutes of silence, the hat finally yelled out “Slytherin!”

He saw Annie let out a breath as her sister made her way over to the Slytherin table. Sitting next to Liam and Randy as Liana’s name was called. Liana looked like her twin. But she lacked the glasses. And her hair was down, not in braids. Almost messy like he had seen Liam and Antonio’s hair a lot. She had a nervous look on her face. More nervous than Alexa had been.

He watched hand gently coming to Annie’s shoulder before the hat yelled out; “Ravenclaw!” He could feel Annie tense under him. He looked and saw the look on all of her siblings' faces. Confusion with almost terror was written on all of them. The Slytherin’s clapped with confusion while the Ravenclaws cheered with enthusiasm.

Albus leaned forward, whispering in his friend's ear. “What’s wrong?”

Slowly, she looked back at him. “Our father is going to kill her.”

He tilted his head to the side. Surely he heard her wrong. “What do you mean?”

“He said how we would be disowned if we didn't get into Slytherin. That as Green’s we have to be in Slytherin.”

“Did he really?” She nodded and looked back to her sister at the Ravenclaw table before paying attention to the sorting.

Albus turned back to the sorting. Listening as Michael Thomas had been put into Hufflepuff. Other students were put in other houses by the time that Neville called out: “Weasley, Louis!”

He watched as Louis walked about. He could see how nervous he was. He wondered if this was how he looked as he walked to the hat. Wondered if everyone could tell how scared he had been to be put into a different house. Wondered if they had seen how he felt at the same moment his cousin was at. And when the hat yelled out: “Ravenclaw!” For the 11-year-old, Albus let out a breath he hadn’t even realized he had been holding in. 

Perhaps being in Ravenclaw would be easier for him than it was for Albus to be Slytherin. Afterall, James wouldn’t be able to easily or quickly find an excuse to hate him. Afterall, Ravenclaw wasn’t considered the “bad guy” house. And perhaps the tinge of jealousy that Albus could feel wouldn’t come out, but he knew that it would.

All of Albus’s emotions were going to bubble over one day.

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Both Roxanne and Lucy had been sorted into Gryffindor. Alexa was sitting with Stephanie Flint, tears evident on her face. Albus sat between Annie and Scorpius while the latter traded chocolate frog cards with Rohyn. He saw Annie continuously looking over at her sister, he knew that she wanted to talk to her. But he also knew that she wouldn’t. That was a way that they were similar. Neither of them really expressed their emotions and thoughts how they should.

And truthfully, Albus knew that it wasn’t a bright thing for the two 12-year-olds to do, but he also knew that he wouldn’t be able to help it.

“I asked this question about this year, but what about next year? Does anyone have anyone that they know starting next year? Siblings, cousins, an aunt or uncle that for some reason is barely younger?” Albus held back a laugh as Robyn said that last bit.

Charlotte Montague leaned back, head hitting Scorpius’s shoulder. “My sister Megan is.”

He looked from her back to Robyn, “My sister and cousin are.”

He heard Jordan Boles let out a choked laugh, “Bloody hell Albus, how many people in your family do you have? I thought Annie was the one with the huge family!”

He chuckled before sighing, thinking about it in his head. “I have nine cousins on my mum’s side, four on my dad’s, as well as two siblings.”

“So 14 cousins and two siblings?”

“Yep.”

“How are each of them related to you?”

He looked at Charlotte, “Well...obviously my siblings are from my parents. James being older and Lily younger. Then technically there’s Teddy who’s my dads godson, but he’s basically my brother...even though it’s weird as he’s dating Victoire. But anyways. Vic, Dominique, and Louis are all from my Uncle Bill and Aunt Fleur. And then Molly and Lucy are from my Uncle Percy and Aunt Audrey. Rose and Hugo, who is the other one starting next year, are from my Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione. And then my dad’s cousin, Dudley, had four kids. But they’re all muggles so it’s not like you’d be seeing them here anytime soon.”

“Either way, what’re their names?”

He looked at Holly, “Uh...there’s Daisy who’s James’s age. Then Bryce, who I think is my age. Then Ariel and Lena are twins and are...four years younger? I’m not entirely sure honestly. I don’t see them often and dad doesn’t bring that side of the family up much.”

But Albus wished he did. He wondered if perhaps he would get along with them more than he did James and some of his other cousins nowadays. If they wouldn’t judge him cause what would they know about the wizarding world? He was sure Dudley wouldn’t have told them anything. He remembered his Great Aunt Petunia’s funeral two years ago. They had done everything in order to appear as a normal muggle family. Lied and said that James was going to a private boarding school in Scotland. That it was the same Harry had gone to.

Albus was certain that people who didn’t know him, who didn’t know the Wizarding world and didn’t know to hate Slytherin’s, would like him. 

What else could he do? Say people who don’t know him won’t like him? That would just confirm his anxiety that it wasn’t his house. That Albus was truthfully just unlikeable nowadays.

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