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Ink: You think that’s cringe? Moms around the world wait 9 months just to end up naming their kid Cinna.

Cinna: Hey, funk you. Also my biological mother and father are dead, so funk you x4!

Ink: wha- but don't you have two moms???

Cinna, eye twitching: Two adoptive mothers. Beach!

Ink: ohhhh! Was wondering why you called those two female humans Mum and Ma...

Cinna: ...You funking idiot! *turns towards Fresh* Also Fresh funk off! Go annoy Error!

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Killer, pretending to be Mickey with a squeaky glove: oh ho! You're a cute one, do you like squeaky toys?...

*Killer pokes Cinna's nose with glove making it squeak*

Cinna: ...*immediately harshly bites Killer's finger through the glove*

*Killer proceeds to scream loudly in pain*

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Nightmare, texting in the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

*Cinna sends a picture of of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

*Dream sends a picture of a shot glass with an apple poorly drawn inside*

*Error sends picture of person dunking a basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Nightmare: I hate all of you.

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Nightmare: I know over two hundred ways to kill a man.

Child!Cinna, playing in a sandpit, making sandcastles with Child!Dream: *stops for a bit* you could glue an open jar of rats to a man's face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face *goes back to making his sandcastle*

Nightmare, looking kinda proud: ...two hundred and one...

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*Cinna is on his phone reading Dream x Reader fics on Wattpad*

Dream: *walks in and notices Cinna* ...? *walks towards Cinna* What're you reading?

Cinna: *quickly pushes phone screen against his overalls, blushing heavily* NOTHING!

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Incorrect quote is based on a headcannon I found on a headcannon generator and had to make it be an actual thing XD:

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I just realized I barely post information about Cinna and what it's like with him being apart of the Stars in all of my Multiverses so you're all getting some info about Cinna and his life with the Stars

•Cinna joined the Stars before Swap did

•Whenever Ink, Dream or Swap need any repairs to their clothes, Cinna is the one that patches them up, leaving different coloured spots on the other's clothes from the different coloured fabrics he has scattered in his closet

•The heights of the Stars in order from tallest to shortest are, Cinna(7'6), Dream (5'7) Ink and Swap (4'5)

•Cinna is able to carry everyone on his shoulders

•Cinna's skull and arms are able to fall off his body but can easily be put back on

•Cinna is the most intimidating one out of the Stars

•Cinna's teeth are basically snake fangs

•Cinna's ecto-tongue is forked like a snake's

•Cinna has Anatidaephobia(Fear of ducks/geese but mainly geese)

•Cinna got Ink into writing important info Ink needs to remember on his scarf

•Cinna also makes sure Ink drinks his vails and if Ink won't Cinna can and will force Ink to drink his vails

•Like with Swap, Cinna is also good friends with Error. The two of them bond with their shared interest and skill of knitting

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So… I got a random ass au idea where Cinna randomly appears in Dreamtale way before the apple incident happens……so have little tidbits of what this Au idea of Dreamtale would be like:

-Cinna would be very protective towards Nightmare and Dream

-so Cinna would put himself in between Nightmare whenever the villagers are being asses to Nightmare

-the apple incident does still happen

-Cinna is thirteen when the whole apple incident happens

-Cinna get turned into as well as Dream

-that is because as Nightmare goes to turn Dream into stone, Cinna immediately teleports in between Nightmare’s attack, tightly holding Dream protectively

-the pose Dream and Cinna are in while they’re stone is of Cinna hugging Dream protectively with his eyesockets shut tight with Dream staring up at him with wide eyesockets and his eyelights gone

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Please re-blog if you’re OK with silly fan art of your characters.

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Boredom has hit me like a truck so... I guess if anyone wants to like ask me things regarding Cinna as I kinda want Cinna to be more known and stuff like that

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Error: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Dream: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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I'm like very, very bored so I'm urging you guys to ask me about my Multiverse Relaxedverse.

The Sanses I'm willing to ask questions about are:

Ink, Cinna, Dream, Swap, Dust, Horror, Killer, Cross, Error and Nightmare -^-

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Here's a silly little fact about Cinna: I was originally going to make Cinna be a therapist for the aus before I started shipping him with Dream and after that I decided to instead make be apart of the stars.

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Cinna: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Killer: Spiders?

Cinna: Spiders it is then.

Killer: No, that wasn’t-

*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

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Error: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Nightmare: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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*Cinna, Cross and Dream walk into a 'store' in a DnD related au*

Cinna: Oh, wow, this shop has everything our hearts possibily desire

Shopkeeper: Yes, I will warn you every item comes with a price

Cross: Yeah, we know how shops work

Shopkeeper: the price may be more than you expect to pay

Dream: Yes, we know how U.S taxes work too

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you I am evil and offering these wares with no regards to the harm they will do

Cinna: We know what capitalism is too god damnit!

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Cross: No, they're made for each other! Dream also drinks Vinegar. Cinna is the one that got him into drinking it! I once saw the two of them sharing a bottle of Vinegar together!

Cinna: I’m gonna die alone.

Dream: Cinna, you’re not gonna die alone.

Cinna: Error, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Cross: Uh-huh. Why is that?

Cinna: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Cinna: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.

Cinna: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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Dream: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.

Cinna: We're literally dating.