fictionalshippingbean
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•Multishipper •Down bad for Nightmare -w- •Proshippers DNI🚫•Loves to Rp on their Wattpad•22 yrs •Undertale Au creator •They/Them •Pan & Ace •posts include artworks and (mainly) random incorrect Quotes
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fictionalshippingbean · 3 days ago
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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself
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fictionalshippingbean · 7 days ago
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Ink: Oh, so you two are getting along very... cordial now?
Cinna: Cordial? Nah, we're friends.
Ink: Friends?
Cinna: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests.
Dream: We both love butterflies.
Ink: Aww–
Dream: And beating people up.
Ink: Oh, okay.
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fictionalshippingbean · 7 days ago
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Ink: Will you date me? Breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no.
Cinna: 初めに、神は天と地を創造されました。
Ink: What the…?
Cinna: 地球は形もなく虚無であり、暗闇が深海の面を覆いました…
Ink: Is that actually the Bible?!
Cinna: …そして神の霊が水面の上に浮かんでいました。
Ink: And you stopped breathing, too?!
Cinna: そして神は「光あれ」と言われました。
Ink: Christ, it would have been preferable for you to just have beaten me up and called me gay!
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: If I were dating you? Well, heh, let's just say horses wouldn't be called "horses" anymore...
Dream: What the fuck does that mean?
Dream: I'M SHAKING WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna, at Dream: Bro, you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you bro. I'm serious, quit it dude.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Dream, are a fucking cactus and THAT is why I love you sooo much!
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: I asked Dream out.
Ink: Oh, I’m sorry.
Cinna: Why?
Ink: Well, I assume they said no.
Cinna: No, they said yes.
Ink: Really? Then I’m sorry for them.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: Why is my name "beef" on your phone?
Dream: yknow.... like bf.....
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Nightmare: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship
Cinna, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Nightmare: I'M NOT DONE!
Nightmare: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
Dream: Wha-
Cinna: A stab wound.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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*Cinna as a game villain*
Cinna: So, you’ve finally arrived-
Cinna: Here to save prince-
Cinna: I’ve been waiting for this day-
Cinna: Stop skipping my dialogue-
Cinna: Seriously, stop-
Cinna: MOTHER FU-
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Nightmare: Between Error, Dream and Cinna, there are three braincells.
Nightmare: And Cinna has all three of them.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Dream: Today at 7 am, Cinna poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Nightmare: I watched Cinna brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Error: The survivability of the that skeleton never fails to amaze me.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Dream: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Cinna and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Cinna.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Error: Nightmare, fuck off.
Error: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you loveable but also insufferable prick.
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna, talking to Dream: I just had a long talk with Error and Nightmare about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other. What in the world have I created?
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fictionalshippingbean · 8 days ago
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Cinna: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?
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