#feral-teeth

[feral-teeth]

Smosh text post memes (1/?) Damien Haas and Shayne Topp

inspired by @smoshpvnk !

[readthephible]

”do you mind if i smoke” as a dialogue prompt! (Love it cuz its from one of my fave TV Girl songs :3)

ARROW MY BELOVED okay i think of sarah christ,,, i’ll do it based on a fic i’m writing that i probably won’t finish (prompt from here)

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All Augustus remembered was picking up the GameBoy. Everything before that was a temporary blur.

“Who the hell are you? Where’s The Chosen?!” a woman’s voice asked defensively.

Augustus pushed his glasses out of his face, rubbing his eyes and looking around, completely disoriented. Slowly, his memory came back—and his instinct to raise his hands in innocence. The woman before him wore an army green jacket, a golden badge around her neck, and a hand ghosting over a gun on her hip.

“I just picked up this GameBoy on the planet I was on,” Augustus reasoned.

She squinted at the device, then snatched it from his hand.

“Shit,” the woman grumbled, “This is my only way of tracking him.”

Augustus was still on the floor of what seemed like a trailer, leaned back on his hands. His head pounded, an incoming migraine pulsing at the sides of his skull.

“And who is that?”

“Chosen? He’s…uh…a friend of mine. I think he might be in danger,” she said, messing with the buttons of the GameBoy.

“Does he happen to have a middle part and sporty sunglasses?” Augustus asked her.

The woman looked up, shocked.

“Yes,” she said, “Did you happen to see him? Before you got teleported here?”

“Uh…I didn’t see him, but his face was plastered all over the screens of the planet I was on.”

She thought for a moment, then asked, “Is there anything else you can tell me about him?”

Augustus scratched his chin.

“What about you? You said he’s in danger, I’d prefer to know who I’m giving information to if it also threatens my safety, thank you very much,” he said bluntly.

The woman set the GameBoy down on the counter of her kitchenette.

“It’s Sarah,” she said, “Sarah Christ, ex-detective.”

Augustus waited, then realized she was waiting for his introduction.

“Oh. I’m Augustus St. Cloud,” he said, “Food enthusiast and five star Yelp reviewer. Do you have any mayonnaise?”

Sarah furrowed her brows, “Maybe, in the fridge. Why do you want mayonnaise?”

“Well, one, I’m hungry, and two, I’m getting a headache, maybe from that little transporter video game device thingy, so that’ll cure it right up,” Augustus explained.

“You’re telling me mayonnaise will cure a headache?”

“Not a headache, dear Sarah,” Augustus said, “My headache. My body loves mayonnaise, so eating some will make it feel better.”

He couldn’t quite read her facial expression, but she had a reaction nonetheless. Still, she went into her fridge, finding a jar of mayonnaise and offering him a seat at her small dining table.

“Thanks. Do you have a spoon? I may eat mayonnaise straight from the jar because my brain is spicy, but I’m not a heathen.”

“Sure,” Sarah retrieved a spoon, placing it on the table and then sitting down. She watched in awe as Augustus fed himself spoonfuls of the condiment, feeling the need to treat herself to a stress reliever in the moment. “Do you mind if I smoke?”

“Not at all, Detective. This is your spooky trailer, after all.”

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GAHHH this was so fun thank you arrow !!!

[fantasticduckchaos]

You’re fren shaped and space! 💖💖💖 And you are short. Even if ur tall ur short to me lol /j

(I got ur ask btw! Thank u!!! It means a lot!! Will answer when I can, just abt to head to sleep 😴 💤 )

Hello arrow!! Thank you so much <3 and ig I am relatively short so you're right about that one lol

[aqua-regia009]

Wara! 2023 - oil on canvas — Krzysztof Powałka (Polish, b.1985)

https://www.instagram.com/k.powalka_oilpaintings

[pocketgalaxies]

JUST MAKE IT DIE, OR YOU WILL TURN IT ALL TO ASHES AND BLOOD

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[piratewinzer]

my queer heart is fucking exploding

[feral-teeth]

Watching the stream and i think i have to stop cuz im trying to sleep amd my heart is beating SO DAMN FAST and i am 3 MINUTES IN and have already hid in my hands like, so many times to how cute he looks,, just… Spencer Guitar Stream. Thank you for reminding me of this beautiful man and for the stream ive been trying to find but not really looking too hard cuz i was too busy

I am not a gatekeeper/want to find it for the future so here you go yall b4 i (hopefully) fall into peaceful slumber (and dreams abt this cute boy and his cute fluffy cat living in domestic bliss) WHO SAID THAT

Anyways, love u spence and thank u for this post, hohobeanie <3333

im actually always thinking about guitar stream spencer

[woundgallery]

[feral-teeth]

Anything | Saltburn

They were scared but they wanted to!

[readthephible]

For the OTP Questions - answer as much or as little as you want for Shaymien!

Only do what you want, or as many as you want! Ignore the ones youve already done <3

I want to hear ur perspective! Love you 🌙

4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 - i like to think in a board game/video game sense ,11,14,15, 16 - who is louder in bed? ,18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, 28, 30

YAYYY ARROW i’ll post rn !!

[bigcatbulges]

Source - Yuuko891 (NSFW account nude version here)

(Artist's Bluesky)

[aqua-regia009]

Valhalla Rising by Sin Eater Illustrations

https://www.instagram.com/sineateruk/

[shpepyao]

I wish 14yr old me could see what monstrosities I've made with his first made up creatures An update of long forgotten, but still very loved, one of my first ever made OCs

[release-the-sheep]

thinking my thoughts as always and I think I need everyone who sent me 🍇 during the fruit ask game to know that actually,

this shit. this moment. the way Jane moves and is, here. this is the one that won't leave me alone, and while I have not written anything with it and don't have any concrete plans to do so, it does light my brain up like a pinball machine every time I look at it.

that is a wild animal. nothing is going to hurt Maura, absolutely not, but Jane is not operating on a human level in this moment. and that makes me lose it. whatever's governing her right then is deeper than rationality, logic, all the things that supposedly set us above the rest of the animal kingdom. and if this is how Jane is most effective, she's willing to do away with all of those things. she's willing to accept that she is that animal, if Maura needs her to be. the way she bends down over Maura's body is like... I don't even know, man. It's like a hunter laying claim to their fresh kill, or a scavenger laying claim to a carcass. It's a mother sheltering her young. It makes me go psychosexual David Attenborough, hitting every 50's lesbian pulp trope but through a Discovery Channel lens. it's "don't fuck with me", but in a growl that human vocal chords are not adapted to make.

we talk about guard dog Jane a lot but what if, yknow?

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