#female Neil Josten

[allfortheslay25]

Neil banquet outfits

First banquet as Allison’s date

Words translation:

Aaron: you couldn’t brush your hair?

Neil: I put the dress on. Speaking of which, Allison, where’s the rest of it?

Kevin: that’s why I told you not to let her pick

Allison: take off the jacket, Josten

Neil: over Seth’s dead body

Second banquet, Riko opens her big fucking mouth

Third banquet, as Andrew’s date

[mac-monsters]

Natalia! (WIP) she’s hanging out a car window 😭🙂‍↕️

[0l-unreliable]

be the change you want to see in the world

[sapphoherselz]

Writing this in my docs cause it keeps deleting on tumblr!! SO, third time is the charm…

Lesbian andreil based on a fic a was working on “one of your girls"

NSFW!!!

Comphet

Writing sucks!! So, Alexa play Picture You by Chappelle Roan

1. Neal and Andrea are not in love with eo, they’re just very good roomates and Neal is 100% straight and is going to end up with a man even though she has never felt any physical or emotional attraction to the opposite gender, until

2. Andrea usually brings her hookups to their apartment, and Neal usually leaves said apartment to give them some privacy, UNTIL

3. Neal has the apartment to herself one night, and she decides to follow her friends advice and explore by herself because apparently “you need to know what you like before trying it with another person”;

4. so, she watches porn, she read some articles but it's doing nothing to her, even if she’s tying to mimic what they're doing, UN TIL;

5. Andrea comes home and she’s brought someone over! Neal's hearing is very good and the walls are very thin so she can hear everything they’re doing;

6. everything, meaning the passion in their kisses, the hurried footsteps and…Andrea leaving her one night stand on her bed while she goes sitting on a chair because apparently she prefers to give orders and watch how their partners pleasure themselves;

7. And look, Neal is not a pervert or a voyeur or anything like that but she was there first and she’s going to get an orgasm out of her, come hell or high water!

8. It's not her fault if she can hear Andrea so clearly it's almost as if the blonde is whispering in her hear, it's not her fault if the "You're gonna touch yourself for me, Nath”, the order being given, the ever present authority combined with this intimate moment making Andrea's voice huskier than usual, or the accidental use of her almost-ex-name, that make all of her senses feel heightened; goosebumps rise delicately on the length of her arms and legs, the faint fragrance of cigarette that always seems to follow the blond seeping through the gaps of the wood pattern into her bed, wrapping her tightly;

9. It's not her fault if she starts touching herself just like Andrea is telling her partner-for-the-night to, her ears perked as if she were a puppy, trying to catch the faintest breath of air escaping from Andrea;

10. It's not her fault that the blonde's voice, once it comes, is as flat as it usually is, devoid of any emotion, reminding her one-night stand to slow down and Neal can't help the thoughts flooding in her head, telling her that she's doing good and wondering if the other would praise her if she knew, if she were the one- the mere thought is enough to make her her hips buck and jerk unconsciously against her cupped hand and…oh. That’s different, that's good;

11. It’s not her fault if she has to bring the unoccupied hand to her red-bitten lips as a a faint wail slips its way out of her, hips still oscillating despite the fear of being caught; the touch makes her feel ashamed but stimulated at the same time, heaving breaths getting out of her opened lips as silently as she can;

12. It's not her fault that she starts mouthing Andrea's name, wishing she were the one screaming her name, instead of having to swallow it down as she keeps rubbing oh so slowly, her long legs shaking, eyes half open and half closed, wisps of sweaty hair sticking to skin;

13. It's not her fault that once she comes, her vision blurring, her body trembling greatly as if an earthquake had taken place in her body, her hand still moving as if it had a mind of its own, that she wanted the wall between them to disappear, to have the blonde leaning over, her chest against her back, kissing her shoulder, her neck, whispering sweet nothings in her ear;

14. But that can’t never, ever happen because Neal is a straight woman, she's not attracted to Andrea and this whole night was just a fluke;

15. Neal throws these false hopes away as far as she could, as soon as they came. She has not even an ounce of strength left, simply letting the wall support her weight with a far-away look in her eyes, still gasping for breath and listened unwillingly as the other woman came off from the high, wondering if she was being helped cleaning herself, if her hair was being played with, if her forehead had been kissed…

16. But Neal didn't need any of this, she could do it on her own. She lays on her side, her knees up to her chest and shivering from the cold of the night, a hand resting on her own head, twirling a few curls, scratching her scalp, imagining a larger hand, a rougher touch…

17. And if Neal falls asleep, still muttering her roomates name, that's nobody's business;

…

18. And if Andrea had almost said the wrong name, lost in the red curls and freckled skin, if she had pursed that woman because she resembled one annoying roomate of hers…then it's really her business, and no-one else's.

[saraiisstanky]

Burlesque au but it’s Alex (female Nathaniel)

My sister peer pressured me into making these officer😭

[crazy-fangirl2524]

Figure skater! Andrew and hockey player! Neil is something so personal

[rumoredtoexist]

the undeniable urge to write smut but not knowing who to write it of or where to start

[purpleshadow-star]

Neil and Andrew as male honey bees that have been kicked out of their hives for the winter, and they find each other and decide to stay together, flying around together and keeping each other company for the short remainder of their lives.

[onlysanepeoplesleep]

the urge I have to write a Brooklyn Nine-Nine AU for aftg is too strong. But I’m conflicted, should I write an AU where Neil becomes a cop (which in turn obviously means that the rest of the Foxes are cops/in the police force) or should he be the civilian assistant and act kinda like Gina (because she’s an icon) — but then wouldn’t it be funny if Nicky or Allison was the assistant? And wouldn’t it be funnier if Neil didn’t give a shit about the law but became a cop just so his father wouldn’t find him (because why would Nathan assume Neil would turn to the fucking police of all places??). And he constantly breaks rules and undermines authority because he honestly doesn’t give a fuck?

I don’t know, but I really wanna write it.

[verymuchablog42]

i do not care what nora says, there is no way andrew minyard is misoginistic

[allfortheslay25]

I feel like I’ve been neglectful of andreil content so take this abandoned old doodle of female andreil

[paranoir-antares]

oh wow you gave the fandom-designated bottom in this m/m ship a vagina and top scars? so cool. so progressive.

[0l-unreliable]

God I’d kill for more fem bunny andreil

What a great day to be a lesbian 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤭

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART 🥹😭❤️

kill or be killed, good luck

[saraiisstanky]

Year of the Rabbit

I started this in January and barely decided to finish it now and I despise myself I am cringe

[detectivebambam]

Exy Hall of Fame

?????

Kevin Day, Son of Exy, Best Striker in the Sport

Riko Moriyama, Son of Exy

Kayleigh Day, Mother of Exy

Tetsuji Moriyama, Father of Exy

Neil Josten, Most Improved Striker in Class 1 Exy, Fastest Player in the Sport

Dan Wilds, First Female Captain of a Class 1 Collegiate Exy Team

David Wymack, Palmetto State Coach, First Team to Win Championships Against the Edgar Allan Ravens

Andrew Minyard, #1 Goalkeeper in Class 1 Exy, #1 Goalkeeper in the Sport

Jean Moreau, Best Reflexive Skills in Class 1 Exy

Jeremy Knox, Captain of the USC Trojans, Winners of the Kayleigh Day Award for 8 Consecutive Years, First LGBTQI+ Identified Player in the US Court

Laila Dermott, Fastest Goalkeeper in Class 1 Exy

[brye-writes]

Does Katelyn ever get described in the aftg books?? Cuz I keep seeing her being depicted in fanart as basically like, the female version of Neil. The idea of the twinyards basically having the same type is SO funny to me

Like whether or not it’s actually canon or just something the fandom has agreed on it’s still so hilarious to me. Poor Aaron wouldn’t be able to handle that realisation

Though it does make sense considering that Neil “unreliable narrator” Josten was probably too busy thinking about Andrew to even register what Katelyn looked like LMAO