#felix fickelgruber

[doctor-octiddius]

Slugworth and Prodnose: we need to corrupt this cop for our benefit btw

Fickelgruber: seduce a cop ??? YOU WANT ME TO SEDUCE A COP ??????

Slugworth and Prodnose: that is literally not at all what we said

Fickelgruber: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MAKING ME SEDUCE A COP.

Slugworth and Prodnose: ... no one is making you do that? we said we need to corrupt-

Fickelgruber: fine. seduce. i'll do it. if i must. for the chocolate cartel.

[webwizkid]

Them but as marketable plushies

[thekitofit]

commission work for @otaku-girl-ao3 ✨

[ commissions are open ✨ reblog please to save an artist's life ✨ or buy me a coffee? ]

[wonkagifs]

Have you got a sweet tooth?

SWEET TOOTH in WONKA (2023) dir. by Paul King

[old-deerstalker-hat]

Mathew Baynton, Charlotte Ritchie and Simon Farnaby in "Wonka"

[todayisyourturntolose]

since wonka is on digital now that means i can FINALLY post the sweet tooth clip (would've earlier but there were only cam recordings and those are not too good)

(also i hope its not just me noticing this but mat's voice is exceptionally clearer here than it is on the official soundtrack. not complaining though ofc)

[shanicetjn]

[ Link to text post (in case you wanna Reblog!) ]

✧ Sprinklet ✧

Saw the text post above- I just knew I had to doodle them.

Completed - 5 March 2024

[jamiewintons]

Originally posted on my Twitter.

[professionallydeadinside]

Fickelgruber and Prodnose speedrunning losing their teaching privileges wasdfghgf

[catboygee]

your honour I love him (he's the most cartoony villian I've seen and I refer to him as Evil Chocolate Twink 90% of the time)

[bubjuice]

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Felix Fickelgruber x fem!Reader HCS

!Warning(s)! Smut

(Also i wrote this instead of sleeping so im sorry if its crap)

♡~Romantic hcs~♡

- He is going to buy you expensive gifts whether you like it or not (man's is just extra)

- Every week he takes you to dinner with him at very fancy restaurants, so you can just chat, and have a moment to yourselves.

- He LOVES to spoil you, i mean the man has a lot of money to spend and a person that he loves so dearly that means he would buy the moon if you asked him to.

- With that in mind he just loves when you show him everything you bought ESPECIALLY clothes, he loves to see you trying it on for him and giving his on private fashion show.

- he is not a person very prone to cuddles but he finds it rather nice, so most of the time he just sleeps in his side of the bed and you would have to be the one to actually initiate contact.

- he definitely taught you how to dance at some point (totally not based out of that part in sweet tooth where dances with the policeman)

- He loves when you cook him homemade meals, makes him all fuzzy and warm inside, and even more if they are homemade sweets (for his massive sweet tooth)

- he gets so flustered when you call him a pet name in public, even more if its in front of the other members of the chocolate cartel, it's honestly adorable.

- Sometimes when he goes past some store and he sees a necklace, jewelry or even clothing that he finds strikingly beautiful, he just cant help it but buy it for you, and most of the time is something extremely expensive (I mean, he does have a refined taste but he probably also has a bit of a shopping problem...just a bit.)

♡~Smut hcs~♡

- Acts like he would be a top but in reality is a bratty sub

- I mean he can top if you ask him nicely (or push the right buttons...) but most of the time he just loves when you do all the work to make him scream with pleasure.

- But that doesnt mean he doesnt do anything in return, he would love to do anything you ask him to, but his favorite way of rewarding you is to eat you out like he's been starving for days on end (he just goes crazy when you ride his face)

- Loves to be tied with whatever you choose (Handcuffs, Rope, His own tie, doesnt matter)

- Loves to buy you expensive lingerie, he just goes wild when he knows you're wearing them

- one day after you two had sex in his office you ended up having to leave in a hurry and left your panties behind somewhere in his office and then just completly forgot about it, after that Felix developed an habit of always having at least one of your panties hidden in a drawer close by, so he can jerk off whenever he wants with the tought of you in mind.

- I just know this man whimpers during sex, i just can see it perfectly.

- If you tease him in public he just becomes a stuttering mess and can't even think straight, or form a coherent train of tought, he says he hates it (but secretly he doesnt)

- i feel like he would not be a big fan of hickeys or bite marks, due to the fact that it would be too noticiable and we all know how much he cares for his appearence so it deppends on where you would mark, but he's not totally against it as long as he can easily cover it up.

- he has an obsession with your legs, and he is easily turned on by it, loves to kiss them until he reaches your inner thighs.

[webwizkid]

[cake-and-umbrellas]

ok I get it but HEAR ME OUT

[m1nts]

I’ve been looping sweet tooth for hours

[a-heart-full-of-dumb]

Fickelgruber, Slugworth and Prodnose definitely had some sort of enemies to friends/business partners to friends with benefits, dare I even say lovers situation going on.

[todayisyourturntolose]

ah yes, sweet tooth. aka "the chocolate cartel seducing the chief of police for 2 minutes 10 seconds"