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[oldschoolfrp]

Watching Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves for the second time --

Something I missed the first time: During the Bigby's hand duel in the street there are some shots similar to the classic staging of Western movie gunslinger standoffs. Instead of a tumbleweed, a single woven basket rolls between the two combatants.

Something I noticed the first time but forgot about: The only traditionally ugly and evil orcish/goblinoid character of note, the new prisoner added to the cell at the beginning, calls Holga "a female" before being knocked out and disappearing from the story.

[teemhaunts]

finally made a new ref for my first ever stick oc

[firespirited]

hope the “journalist” does suicidal ideation next and either goes months with just a phone call or ends up locked up in a bare room screaming “I lied I’m a journalist”

This is fucking embarrassing ‘journalism’ from the BBC.

Guy goes to an NHS doctor, flat-out states the nature of his investigation and gets behind the scenes information on assessments.

Then he hits up three private clinics actively looking for an ADHD diagnosis, has his friends fill out witness forms, and is shocked when he receives a diagnosis.

An utter disgrace.

[jakeoetter]

shoutout to the person on twt who made a sidcros edit to what you waiting for by gwen stefani i've had that song stuck in my head for like two weeks

[ladymirdan]

My time has come. My sole reason to buy exactly one share of GW’s stock has presented itself.

IT WAS I ALL ALONG. I WAS THE INVESTOR PUTTING FEEMALES INTO YOUR WAR DOLLIES!

(but also no this guy is financially illiterate as fuck, Blackrock owns abut 6% of GW’s stock which in some ways is funny because that is less then they usually own of Everything)

And the stock is doing fine btw, it has gone up today.

[s0viet-gamer]

"but when archeologists dig up your bones in 1000 years they'll know you're feemale!!" Ok?? I will be dead, and therefore unable to care if the future archeologists misgender me? Why are you so fixated on what the people 1000 years from now think? You'll be dead too??

[ruusverd]

This is WILDLY incorrect, sheep are my special interest and I've been raising them for over a decade so excuse me while I get up on this soapbox: ewes do not have a standing heat. Cows reportedly do, but not sheep.

a) ewes who are in heat and feeling flirty solicit sex by walking other to someone they're attracted to, then turning their backs, peeing, wagging their tails, and making extremely flirty bedroom eyes over their shoulders at their crush. Also try to murder anyone they feel might be a rival for suitors. Also also try to murder her crush if it turns out they're not keen on her. Ewes in heat but not feeling flirty (yes this happens) walk around all business as usual and you only know they're in heat bc of the crowd of hopeful suitors following her around and fighting each other. Either way it's not subtle.

b) ewes DO mount each other, with great frequency and enthusiasm. If this is mentioned at all, it gets written into the literature not as a sexual act but as something ewes do to visually signal to rams that they are in heat. (If a ram is within a mile and not dead I promise he doesn't need any such signal) A 'lesbian' ewe will follow a ewe in heat and try to run all the other suitors off to keep breeding rights to herself just like a ram would, whether she herself is in heat or not.

c) it's really really easy to tell what a ewe is attracted to by who she mounts/lets mount her and who she head-butts away from her with murderous intent. Most ewes are more or less indifferent to gender. Out of two dozen I currently have one(1) exclusively straight ewe, and two(2) exclusively lesbian ewes, everyone else is in between.

As far as I can tell the real reason there's no "concrete facts" (sarcasm) about lesbianism in sheep is first off, in a commercial flock ewes that don't get pregnant every year, preferably on the first heat of fall, get culled. No one bothers to determine if she's infertile or just doesn't like rams, so lesbian ewes determined enough to actually stop rams from breeding them don't last long, and secondly that most people researching homosexuality in livestock I've experienced are either stuck in a Victorian "two feemales can't have sex cause there's no peenus for penetration hur dur" mindset or in an equally outdated male-actively-chooses/female-passively-chosen mindset and it just doesn't occur to them that ewes might have preferences.

two sheep. standing still

[coy-lol]

yknow, a 'female' is just a male, with a fee.

A, Feemale

[notgreedo318]

me n👍 men! are goodIlike theem as well as feemales ISTOP i like men! iam biseesuxal kiddneys please dont post the images!

[nervoustragedyluminary]

Like holy shit Nog just being super misogynistic on the double date with Jake then thinking that Jake was the one who ruined the date.... Like whaaat? 🤦

Also now I'm imagining some bizzare date on Ferenginar where the "feemale" gets upset that she's not being treated misogynisticly enough and gets turned off and for some reason I'm sure that's what must have happened with Rom and his ex wife like I can imagine him being like "it's okay i can cut and chew my own food, actually would you like me to cut some food up for you?" and her being like "wtf is wrong with him?"

Honestly I just want a whole show set on the ferengi homeworld post feminist revolution I'm fascinated by how that would have changed their dating meta

[novakspector]

I'd love to do a (clothed) Ferengi feemale cosplay. I thought it was more involved but it looks like just 2 pieces: a head mask + combined cheek and nose piece.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ferengi Head Wrap

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ferengi Head Wrap #2

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Ferengi makeup

Feemales don't wear the little half-moon head accessory (which is used to hide where the mask joins to the back of the neck), so the feemale head mask would be more like a full cowl. I can't find any image or example of the feemale prosthetics, though.

[words-and-threads]

All my favorite characters are people I wouldn't want to live with. Kira has anger issues, you know Jadzia will be bringing booty calls and buddies over all the time and stumbling in drunk at 0300, Odo will try to arrest you for leaving a sweater on the couch, Quark will charge you for sitting on the couch (and be a huge perv if you're a "feemale"), Worf has almost as big a stick up his ass as Odo, the O'Briens are constantly fighting and have a small child. Garak might be all right...if you aren't there for one of his life-threatening political entanglements.

Ezri? She's pleasant, sociable but not a party girl, serious but not rigid, has all of Dax's life experience. She'd be a nearly perfect roomie.

Addendum: actually you know who I'd like to room with, maybe at the academy? Nog. By the time he's old enough to live alone he's learned the flexibility and practicality of Ferengi culture and the communal spirit of the Federation. He's generally down for whatever. I'd totally hang with Nog.

Depression made me forgot I was making these polls and that I never made the ds9 one and I just remembered? Lmfao

Sisko and his son are not included per usual. Commanding officer's/Captain's quarters are not accessible to everyone.

[oh-yes-i-did-not]

So as someone that people read as FEEMALE, I have gotten some of that absolute bullshit, not matter how I identify. (NB thank you!)

And as FEEEEMALE, people like to police what I like and especially who I like.

So, I'm too old and too FEEEEEEEEEMALE to be into Sebastian Stardew, for example. Anything I do is creepy and predatory. And in some ways I guess I can understand that, even tho I don't think people understand just how old Stardew is at this point and how non-specific all the NPC's actually are. Like, time marches on and that is a fact. But also, I think it should be okay to like Sebastian Stardew even if I was 60 years old, just to say.

And some people just cannot... not, basically. So I've gotten concerned parties about how me, a middle aged person, am into bands who were at the peak in the 90's and 00's and thus their visual library is kinda of that age. Because Kurt Cobain as an example is forever young at 27, much younger than me. And that is an easy example.

And I would just like to enjoy the media of my youth without all that shit. So many of the people I liked are now dead or disappeared but also, it is not their youth that makes me like them. I've liked that shit since the 90's. Or even 80's since I was exposed to shit since I was born.

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[nervoustragedyluminary]

Genuinely curious about what Ferengi prisons are like as they canonically have never had slavery or concentration camps on Ferenginar and at least at one point imprisonable offences under ferengi law included: doing business while 'feeemale' or taking business advice from a 'feemale' like what if Ferengi prisons are run by women and a communist paradise but that's like horrible to Ferengi

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