#feelin nice today

[fuck-garlic]

Trick or treat

treat <3

[truantng]

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[riotdyke]

Get a load in this guy!

[jils-things]

Peekabooo >:3

This took me a bit but HAPPY LATE APPLESHIPPING ANNIVERSARY ❤💚

AKSJSHAGGGGEHDD HEEEHSHEEE AAAA I GOT PEEKABOO'D BACK EEEHDHESHEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 IM SOOOOO. OMG RED. 🥺🥺🥺 FINALLY MORE RED DRAWN BY OTHERS IM EATING NYOMNYOMNYOM he IS SO CUTE WAWAWASSDDIW 💚💚💚 PIPINO IS SO CUTE IM SOBBIGGNH EEJEKEKEE SOPHIA....

[raineandsky]

#36

This is quite possibly the best day of the villain’s life.

The hero had walked directly into one of his traps, one of his most obvious, and gotten picked up by a couple of the villain’s henchmen. She’s currently downstairs, one of the henchmen has told him, and he’s been pacing for the last hour figuring out his victory speech. He wasn’t really expecting to catch anyone yet, so he’s a little unprepared.

He eventually decides to make his way down, carefully rehearsing what he’s going to say. God, he can’t believe his luck. He has blackmail, ransom, and an endless pit of information all rolled into one.

The hero has been left on her own—he’ll be talking to someone about that later—with several layers of thick rope holding her in place. Her hands have been tied behind her, and he kind of wishes they hadn’t done that. God knows what she’s holding.

“Oh, thank god,” is what she opens with, which is decidedly not the emotion he was hoping to evoke.

“Good afternoon, [Hero],” the villain opens coolly, and the hero actually smiles at him. She doesn’t look particularly bothered at all, in fact. That’s annoying. “I see you’ve played fool enough to let yourself get caught by me.”

“Yeah,” she says brightly.

“Your stay here will make you rethink every moment of your life that led you here,” he continues, pointedly ignoring the eager grin on her face. “I’ll make you regret being born.”

“Sweet. So, what's the deal?” She glances around the room for ideas. “Lasers? Some kind of giant blade? Oh, no, a contraption! You’re always doing those.”

The hero’s guesses are met with confused silence. The victory of getting her here is fizzling out humblingly fast. “I thought you’d be… more upset to be here.”

“Oh god, no.” She laughs—actually laughs. She’s in the villain’s domain and it feels like she’s making fun of him. “Agency’s been really messed up recently. Been shooting heroes down left right and centre. Nothing you do could ever be worse than what they’ve done to me.”

That is somehow an insult. “What, so this is just a holiday to you? A nice bit of time off?”

“Kind of. Was hoping for something a bit more permanent, away from the agency. Thought you might like going down as the guy who took out a hero.” Her grin widens, hopeful. “Figured you’d be more inclined to talk to me if you didn’t think I was going to dropkick you into next week.”

So she’d walked straight into one of his traps. Of course she had. This is definitely a setup.

“I could just, you know, actually kill you,” he points out, and she hums thoughtfully.

“You could, but god, the payout for a dead hero is huge. You could get in on that if I’m still alive.” Clearly the idea of being murdered like this hasn’t particularly fazed her. “You help me evade the agency, and I’ll make sure you get a chunk of that money.”

His inventions have been a little lackluster recently—most of them are made from scraps he found in the local junkyard. A bit of cash wouldn’t hurt.

He pulls a small knife from his belt, leaning down to get to work on the abysmal twists of rope securing the hero down. He can’t believe he’s agreeing to this. “I want at least half.”

The hero snorts amusedly. “Leave some for my family, man. A quarter.”

“A third.”

She smiles as the rope falls loose, and she gets to her feet with a sigh. “Deal.”

[drunklollipop]

mongolia

[sepiasys]

Why am I like- forgetting my tags for my blog? Like the tagging system. I switched acct on tumblr app bc post limit bullshit ykyk? I’m gonna pretend that’s why /hj

[highlifeboat]

I love being productive in ways that only matter to me

[stannisbaratheon]

what i love about this account that i’ve had since 2010 is that i’m intermittently online, i check it twice a week, i queue something then i leave, i’ve had long stretches of inactivity, i’ve reached a few milestones in my life in between posts, i post a gifset sometimes that gets notes, i post a gifset sometimes that doesn’t get notes, i lose followers and i gain followers. i’ve outgrown fandoms and found new ones. but this account will always be here. it’s like a permanent online residence. i visit at different points of my life, throughout the lows of my academic life and the highs of my professional career. it’s a place i can always come back to, kick my feet up, hang out, see what everyone’s doing, get inspired, wax nostalgic, cringe at old shitposts getting notes, delight in old good posts getting notes. see how much i’ve grown and how much i’ve stayed the same. it’s nice. i’ll always come back here.

[yuukimiyas]

GOOD MORNIE WORLD!!! startin my day off v early & v strong bc!!! EEEP!!!! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡ i just got the first sketch back for my bleach tattoo!!! it looks SO SO GOOD SO FAR!! he started so quick like bunnies too!! ໒꒰ྀི∩˃ ᵕ ˂∩꒱ྀི১ i can’t wait to see it in color!!!

[sundayroadkill]

something something to be hers

[stockholmgf]

:)

[mourningmoth]

sorry 4 work selfie influx but im having fun :)

[aria0fgold]

Was fully convince today was the 23rd but as it turns out I am at least a day or two safe from the 23rd.

[transgaysex]

sigh !

[shelterskimmer]

i’m a bit shy to send this but i would cook you dinner then let you fuck my brains out afterwards !! :3

hello dear lamb !! this is such a fun & sweet message heh :-) got me daydreamin a bit. about how i could touch & tease you while youre cooking. yknow, come up behind you and feel you up till ive got you panting and needy. then tell you to get back to work with a lil kiss on the cheek + smack on the ass combo :P

gosh f(^ー^; im too embarrassed 2 write anymore but suffice it 2 say i am certainly. thinking ... & ruminating ..