#feedrhett2k17

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I'm very happy we got to see so much of their tongues today. They seemed to be in good moods. And Rhett's complaint about people being nasty in the bathroom is one rant I can agree with. 👍🏽

(Please note Rhett continuing his tradition of telling guests about Link's idiosyncrasies in what I'm assuming is his way of bragging about their close friendship.)

And I low-key think that cycles do line up. XD My college roommate and I seemed to ALWAYS be in sync.

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The thong song though...

How many times did those trongs guys practice that ad? They were practically robotic.

“We’ve been together for so many years,” Rhett says. Not “We’ve been friends for so many years.” And Link didn’t even correct him. I cry. :’)

Yeah, that hair in the jello almost made me gag too, Link. D:

Rhett consumed that spoon like a woodchipper. Imagine if Jessie replaced all their spoons with edible ones. Rhett would never leave the kitchen. XD

“You don’t eat horizontal sometimes?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I’m so mature...and the way Link laughed makes me think he had some other ideas about this as well.

I WAS WAITING FOR THE MASSAGE SONG but dang I wish they’d extended that part some more. x)

Nice Cornhole Song reference. I like when they mention their old songs.

Dont hurt Chase! T_T

“Let’s go kill some people.” bahahaha of course.

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Aww poor Rhett got sad because Link didn’t treat his food as gingerly as he treated his own.

“If you wink at the McDonald’s girl, she may give you a lime. She may also call the police.”

“Don’t apologize, man. Nothing that we’re doing is wrong. Nothing.” Well, that’s a fic quote if I ever heard one.

Dang, it’s been a minute since the last mail segment.

Rhett: (desperate to show off his knowledge to someone) THAT’S A HOCKEY TERM LINK.

Link is a thigh bracer. More fic material.

Link also apparently needs a slapchop to work out his pent-up aggression. O_O Holy crap, that yell scared me.

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“Bring it out, put it in.” :o

They’re so happy to be fed today. I love it. :D

“He’s got that guy with glasses that he keeps tied up around the neck.” Oh my...why did Rhett’s brain go kinky so quickly...

“Once your saliva gets to it, everything will be okay.”

Okay, Rhett talking about the apocalypse is almost like he was spying on me outlining my fic last night. :0

“I don’t need fictionalized portrayals of it.” YES YOU DO, RHETT.

What is this Meatagain crap and why are they so into it?? I’m glad they’re creating their own scenes, with Link begging for food and Rhett telling him to dance. XD

Link talks about his food. Rhett talks about the apocalypse. #typical

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A NON-FOOD WILL IT?? THE GODS HAVE SMILED UPON US THIS DAY!

Less than two minutes in and I’m already dead at the height difference and different camera angles.

And now I’m scared that Rhett will break something...

These fools are seriously eating off the floor after all the stuff that’s been on it. Actually, it’s probably the desk that’s seen worse.

And now I’m scared that they’ll hurt themselves on fax machine shards...

I love them messing around with each other and Rhett’s batting form and the fact that Link’s untucked shirt makes him look tiny.

“More, Link, MORE!!” Now imagine Rhett bellowing that in bed...

A knife in a baseball bat? This is some gangster crap. XD

JOLLY RANCHERS

How did Saagar miss getting hit with the worst of the cake? XD

And here we see Link vigorously riding a toy that Rhett manipulates between his legs. (looks in the camera like I’m on the office)

This is the kind of crew involvement I can get behind.

“I love how Link wants to tell you how to hold the bat. He doesn’t have any control issues at all.” XD

“NUGGETS!” (Rhett falls to his knees with joy)

I snickered at the crew’s applause and Rhett’s self-satisfied smile when he got the dinosaur head in the ketchup. XD

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I remember seeing Link’s jacket before, but maybe it was on Rhett? Can’t remember.

The sounds coming from them both while hanging upside down are hilarious. :D

Rhett’s legs are SO freaking long!

“This is like the Shroud of Turin. Which one looks more like Jesus.” lmao Link where did that come from.

Rhett becomes a whimpering mess when he hangs upside down and it’s strangely adorable.

“Follow my voice to the balls. I mean, to these balls.” Now I’m thinking of a rhinky scenario where Link is blindfolded and has to find Rhett’s balls. XD

Aww Rhett’s being so sweet and encouraging! And maybe it’s just my imagination, but he’s freaking STARING at Link and I can’t even.

Dang it, now I gotta get some Pringles today to see how I’ve been eating them.

Rhett’s face gets so focused and happy when he eats.

“This is a t-shirt with an opportunity.” WTF LINK WHY IS IT AN OPPORTUNITY unless you guys have actually been screwing this whole time and you’re happy that you won’t need to take anything off for Rhett to get it in, right

Rhett HAS to proclaim his love for every food he eats. He probably compliments the crap out of Jessie’s cooking. He’s so focused on eating that he’s not even paying attention to Link sticking styrofoam heads in his crotch. XD Someone feed that man.

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I was hoping this wasn’t going to be a taste test. Link’s shirt is cute though.

Rhett: (makes mouth noises) Link: (copies Rhett, then questions why he did so)

LICK THE DADDY

I was waiting for a soylent green joke there...

Rhett treats food the same way I do. If food is placed in front of me, it disappears. Someone feed that hungry man.

Link is a diet genius awww

JUST EAT THE BREAD DANG IT

I must be missing the gene that people who like Dr. Pepper have. Not a fan of diet soda either, thanks to aspartame and sweeteners that taste gross to me. Probably the only sort-of healthy food choice I make. :P

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LINK’S BEARD WHAT

I like his beard much more now that his hair’s up. Who would’ve thought.

Good gravy, why don’t you guys just kiss each other.. Just think of the views it would bring.

Rhett’s tongue is the cutest little thing. *blep*

Someone tell the crew to stop with the fake sexy voices. XD These hints are terrible.

“All the way... in this game.” >.>

I love Link pretending that he hates watching Rhett kiss when they’ve already made eye contact while doing so. Just let it happen, man.

“Susan fallen lip first into some sort of... meat.” :|

Poor Rhett is so hungry that he forgot how to read. Speaking of, this is some horribly cringe-worthy writing. XD This is what I imagine them reading fanfiction to be like, EXCEPT that chances are the fics would be wayy better.

Link’s getting so into this that his eyebrow’s coming out to play.

DANG IT THE MORE WAS JUST GETTING GOOD :( I didn’t realize how short it was...

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The first thing I thought of when they said activated charcoal was its use for treating poisoning.

It’s like Link’s ink mouth all over again.

“I’m role-playing. You’re not the baby.” YES HE IS LINK

I’ve never been to a club either and that’s quite all right with me.

“You look like somebody’s twisting a part of your body that’s out of frame.” That’s how Rhett looks when someone has him by the balls? XD

Wow, Link knows a celebrity name that Rhett doesn’t.

Arguing about whick eye to close, being nitpicky about their eyeliner application...this is so flirty and cute that it hurts. <3

“Don’t whisper at me when you’re doing it.” LET RHETT WHISPER SWEETLY TO YOU

Rhett’s spending way more time on Link’s face. I like how he mentioned taped boobies in the hopes that Link will remove his shirt and tape his nipples probably.

Since when is Rhett more sensitive about smells than Link.

THE CHARCOAL FART CLOUD I’M DYING

(winces) Good grief they chew loudly.

This club sounds nuts. I like Rhett’s description of the bartenders. XD

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BUDDY SYSTEM YAAY

Okay cool I like the idea of Good Mythical Summer. We’ll get a break without losing new content completely even if randl are using it to test-drive giving gmm different hosts

I think I’m going to skip the rest of this episode :/ Too gross for me. I like their lab coats though.

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Sports bras......? hey this could be useful bc i actually need a new one

“What sports bra is the breast performing of them all?” YES

I like the melons in the picture frame XD

Rhett: Let’s hang upside down and see where we get (almost falls out of his chair from excitement)

This view of Link’s belly and arms is incredible. I wish he’d stand still and stop hopping around, though. And Rhett doesn’t need any padding!!! He already has nice boobs.

The Baywatch run has me dying and those tiny shorts on Rhett are wonderful. *_*

Why are these bras so expensive?? I always get the $10 ones at Target :P

“The prison of Azkaban for badly behaving boobies.” ...noooo...

Rhett cracking himself up is my aesthetic. And, now that we’ve had a jeans test and a bra test, I want to know whether they're boobs or butt guys.

I love how Rhett says that the commenters can figure out the conversion from nanoseconds to minutes, but then can’t resist looking it up himself. XD Omg now he’s freaking out over Apple vs. Google and Link just puts his head down in resignation...

“This brings me back.” What does it bring you back to, Link? Playing pranks as a kid, maybe?

Of course Rhett has to start eating once they’re done. XD The poor hungry man...

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This episode thumbnail looks like Kink Neal wanted to experience a few more things...

They both seem to be very happy today. ;P Link’s tan lines remind me of mine. I tan pretty easily and the lines usually stick around for weeks.

Oh gosh, Rhett even asked for his consent and everything. XD

“You can taste anything on your body you want.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PICO DE GOOZLE. JALAPENIS. CILANTHROW. WHICH WRITERS CAME UP WITH THESE PUNS.

Shepherd!! :D Gosh it’s been a while.

“If it jiggles, don’t dig too deep.”

Okay now my amusement over this has worn off and it seems kinda gross. I’d imagine there are lots of food safety violations being committed here. :P I hope Link’s clean. XD And Rhett's temporarily dropping the lactose intolerant thing again. I don’t blame him. Nachos and cheese are great.

“Did you take a shower this morning?” “I did take a shower this morning, Shep.” Awwwww just let me bask in the tiny interactions okay

I wonder how often their kids come to work with them. Shep seems pretty chill, so I’d guess it’s relatively often.

“I don’t think you understand how it works. It’s all the same cheese.” “But this is feet cheese.” XD

“McLaughlins don’t do this. McLaughlins just eat it.” AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH

This episode warmed my icy heart. Shepherd was super cute and funny and cute and funny as hell. I hope we get a video of Link getting sprayed off later too. ;P

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Link I know you look good with the hoodie, but you can’t leave your bf hanging with the high five!!! :o

I don’t know how I’m gonna feel about this episode. I hate the sound of people chewing with their mouths open. Nasty. But at the same time, I like this type of game when they just guess without making it a competition.

I thought Link was gonna start feeding him lettuce.

Don’t like the sound of people chewing, but I do lov the cronch

The sound of Rhett eating beans sent my mind to a nsfw place real fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Also, why is he making such seductive noises...

lmao they are both SO BAD at this game.

Link’s accent when he said tinfoil, though XD

Can we talk more about backwards videos pls T_T

Too many mouth noises D: but I’m surprised they were that good at guessing crew members...

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“Why would they give these and taketh these away?” Hello Biblical reference.

I never had Kool-aid growing up either. My mom despised sugar. ;P

bahahaha the splashdance song XD And now Link wants Rhett to take his shirt off...yes Rhett, please do.

Lemme tell y’all something... Yu-Gi-Oh owned my SOUL back in 2000-2002. I loved that show more than life itself, even though the American dub was atrocious in retrospect. Had a HUGE crush on Kaiba because of course I did. :P Still have some of my favorite cards, too. Somehow they survived my parents��� purge of my anime/manga stuff...

Alpha the Magnet Warrior!! That’s a blast from the past. Can’t remember what my favorite card was but the Dark Magician was pretty cool.

It cracks me up every time Link mentions something cute he does with Lando and Rhett pretends to shut him down. XD Also Link being offended at Rhett telling him how to eat cereal.

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Oh hey, I used to work at Target. Wasn’t too bad, aside from getting to work at 4-6am and dealing with lazy co-workers. :|

lol at Rhett already snapping at the comments.

Nooo I wanted them to share the drink XD I feel like Link was expecting Rhett to drink when he did.

Rhett eats tuna straight from the can? ew no...

“Two guys, two bottles of lotion.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“This is a milky business deal.” NO :0 That sounds like it should be a fic title.

Rhett talking about wood XD Why doesn’t he just start exploring another layer already...

I love how Link’s hair looks with the protein powder tbh. I wish he still did his hair like that instead of brushing it straight back.

SUMMER’S EVE XD Why did he go for THAT, of all brands...?

Head & Shoulders is amazing for dandruff, and it doesn’t smell terrible like Selsun Blue :P

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Link wearing shorts that aren’t super tiny.

Rhett getting excited about the commercial is beyond cute. <3

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There was a span of about a week when I was obsessed with those satisfying compilations.

Those noises they’re making are practically pornographic. Somebody please make an OOC audio edit of this episode. Rhett is waayy too into this.

This music is gettin’ pornographic too. XD

“It’d be satisfying to eat,” Rhett says as he stares at eggs with his mouth watering. #feedrhett2k17

RHETT CALLING LINK SIR

It KILLS ME when they start whispering.

Okay that popsicle stick thing is really cool.

“You went with your wife and I went with my wife. Not at your same time.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not interested in close-ups of Alex’s feet, so I’m gonna tap out early.