#fedex?

[anarchist-aquarius]

so this was their first interaction right

dex: screw that guy

fitz: they hate me cuz my daddy is rich, and im like, leave me aloneeee, they want me six feet deep in a ditch, dont hate me cuz my daddys rich motherfucking jealous bitchhh

sophie: 👁️👄👁️

[mistermcdestiny]

Average FedEx duo shenanigans

[86espresso]

watch a man bend over to talk to children and interact with them and then watch ME set feminism back 8 decades

[esmeblaze]

[title card voice] arknights

[animentality]

[moonsnqil]

au where andrew is a ups driver (he likes driving and he's alone all day, it's a good fit imo) and he keeps having to deliver these giant fucking boxes to this one house on his route until finally he sees the guy and oh no he's hot but andrew is in the middle of carrying a box that's taller than he is and he's Over It so he gracelessy drops the box on neil's doorstep. neil (just returned from a run, sweaty, slightly out of breath) asks what andrew's grudge is with his order. andrew glares and tries to ignore neil's stupid blue eyes, he asks wtf could neil possibly be ordering on a monthly basis that requires a 5 foot something package. neil, 100% serious, says he's collecting famous exy rackets (he's got a lot of blood money and has a hobby yknow). its the dumbest thing andrew has ever heard and he says as much. idk something something, neil says a smartass remark, they keep this up with every delivery until allison (who was at neil's place just to spy on the delivery guy) tells them to stop flirting and get a room. they don't but they do go out (it's not a date bc andrew doesn't do "dates" (it's a date))

[azealot]

Dungeon Express

Okay so basically this scam popped into my feed where this guy stole tags from a random Dungeon Meshi post in order to get it into the feeds of random Dungeon Meshi fans. (It stole tags from this post if you were curious.) It was advertising some fake FedEx job opening, which inspired me to draw Falin as a FedEx employee.

RIP to my initial upload. I reblogged the scammer's post when uploading, so when that went down my post went down with it.

[ramiethewizard]

whether or not you ship them you can’t disagree that Fitz and Dex have some weird gay tension going on

[purplesoup-lad-le]

Don'tcha just love when a bug stabs you/your rival?

[softmoonlightmelody]

fitz really saw one (1) cute boy and blanked so hard he messed up his name. poor dex

[mistermcdestiny]

He'll likely get a scolding from Leo later if he keeps this up...

[papermonkeyism]

You know those wooden dinosaur skeleton models you can buy from museum gift shops, that are usually simple and variably off-model? I used to have a tripod Tyrannosaurus back when I was a kid decades ago.

So there's a company in Chile that makes those, but scientifically accurate! Wonder Artistic Models. I've known about them for couple years now, I think, but after losing my job couldn't afford to buy one.

Untill now.

They had a pretty big discount campaign last month and hey, guess how that went.

Oh, boy, let's see how well this goes!

[adriannah2626]

Here's my 3rd AU Fedex Wally. It was a joke that turned into an actual au last year, all the neighbors work different kind of delivery jobs but yea Home is his box truck, this Wally is still 3 feet tall for this AU, he has a stepping stool in his truck since he can barely reach the bottom shelf and can't reach the top shelf, he struggles with getting big boxes up stairs, he will often give up and leave packages at the bottom of the stairs saying sorry neighbor I tried my best. Oh and yes he is very much a cluts. Wally-fedex

Eddie-Usps

Frank-DHL

Howdy-Amazon

Barnaby-Fedex (bulk truck)

Sally and Julie- ups (they both run a truck since the small)

Poppy-(no idea yet) Home-Wally's box truck

[official-fedex]

pretend I said something funny…

[silicated]

tobirama and meowdara

[whipbogard]

Tfw you spot your love rival

And you’re wearing the same shirt 😬