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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you
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“That isn’t who I want to be so I will simply not become it” are words I repeat to myself often these days.
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when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12
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jesus at the gay bar by jay hulme // julien baker via @\coreysabs on ig // jesus christ by brand new // solar power by lorde // boygenius via @\isabellasofia on ig // a knock on the door by james tate
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can we pretend the ripples in the park lake are like swimming trout........ i could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now.......
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sometimes, clouds are just the only thing you can draw ☁️☁️☁️ ✨commission info in source link below✨
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i can't recommend shit to my offline friends and coworkers they're always like oh wow that sounds really good what streaming service is it on and i'm like Um i don't actually know... i don't live like that
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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
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As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.
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Crying at this article calling Tumblr an "upstart" platform jdgdks
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
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I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.
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