#fear and hunger incorrect quotes

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Enki: If you want my advice-

Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[marcohmybeloved]

Levi: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Daan: You're like 15

Levi: I COULD DIE AT 30

[fear-and-hunger-incorrect-quotes]

Ragnvaldr: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Ragnvaldr*

Ragnvaldr: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

[moody-b1tch]

Cahara: Holly Alll-Mer! Did the girl just summon a demon? What the... Hey, Enki, are you crying??????

Enki, wondering if this is how a father feels when a baby gives their first steps: No.

[helshollowhalls]

Nilvan: I created the perfect human

Nosramus: You fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did. Look at her, she's got trauma and anxiety and she's only been in the dungeons for all of five minutes

[pocketdaan]

Pocketcat: Oh fiddle sticks! That really gets under my fur. Daan, crying: Please just say fuck

[fearandhungerincorrectquotes]

Enki: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid black robes on? That's weird.

[prehevilmadness]

Daan: The amount of times I had to tell people to not put things in their mouths, not do this and not do that is an abundance.

Abella: you don’t need to procreate, you’ve done your fair share of parenting.

[notyouraverageshows]

Cahara: Sometimes I wonder how I taste.

Ragnvaldr: I can help with that.

Cahara: Oh? 😏

Ragnvaldr: 😐🍴

Cahara: Oh.

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

All Of My Current Works Pt. 2

Genshin Impact

Seeing How Your Body Works-Furina X Vamp! Reader

Lobotomy Corporation & Library Of Ruina

N/A

Limbus Company

Cuddling-Ishmael, Don Quixote, Rodion, Ryoshu

Outis's Love

Girls Front Line

N/A

Honkai Star Rail

Dear, would you be so kind as to help me with this?-Kafka X Reader

Supply Run-Natasha X Reader

Serval, Yukong, Stelle X Fighter Reader

Hard Work-Qingque X Reader

Incorrect HSR X Reader Quotes

Never Fade Away-Firefly X Reader

A Few Seconds Too Late-Himeko, Kafka, and Yukong x Reader

Hypnotize Me!-March 7th X Vamp! Reader

A Friendly Sparring Match-Seele X Reader

Zenless Zone Zero

Kresnik Pt.1: Meeting-Belle X Reader

Kresnik Pt. 2: The Butcher-Belle X Reader

Belle X Mech Pilot Reader

Belle X Reader Who Likes To Be Stylish While Fighting

Reverse 1999

N/A

RWBY

Penny Polendina X Reader Relationship Headcannons

Yang, Weiss, And Nora X Kobeni-Esque Reader

Yang And Nora X Reader After Breaking Your Pelvis

Fatal Illusion-Cinder Fall X Reader

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

Bleach

Shoot The Works-Tier Harribel X Reader

Retsu Unohana And Sui-Feng X Powerful Himbo Reader

Rukia Kuchki And Retsu Unohana X Eternally Sleepy Reader

Isane Kotetsu x Secret Admirer Reader

Rukia Kuchki And Artist Reader

Elisabeth Blantorche And Rangiku Matsumoto Taking Care Of Sick Reader

Chainsaw man

N/A

Jujutsu Kaisen

N/A

Fate Grand Order alongside Fate and TYPE MOON in general

Cold-Barghest X Reader

Death By Snu Snu-Tamamo No Mae, Nero Claudius, & BB

Death By Snu Snu-Penthesilea, Caenis, Medea, Medusa, And Atalante Alter

Fighting Off The Summer Sun-Rin Tohsaka X Vamp! Reader

Luvia With A S/O Who Grew Up Poor

The Pumpkin Menace-Various Fate Ladies X Reader

Tsukihime X Reader Incorrect Quotes

Stargazing-Ishtar X Reader

Danganronpa

N/A

Persona

Ann, Makoto, Futaba, Haru, And Sumiere With A Reader Who Flips A Coin To Make Decisions

Granblue Fantasy

Beatrix With A Shy Reader Who Can Make Her Blush With Ease

King Of Fighters

Death By Snu Snu-Leona Heidern And Mai Shiranui X Reader

Death By Snu Snu-King, Mai Shiranui, and Chizuru Kagura

King's Reaction To Being Called Hot In Her Suit And Tie

Tekken

Nina Williams X Reader Who Was Frozen Around The Same Time She Was

A Vampire, A Devil, And Lycoris-Reina X Reader

Guilty Gear

Sleeping With Testament As It Storms

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

Testament Struggling To Find An Engagement Gift For You

Blazblue

Death By Snu Snu-Nine The Phantom and Litchi Faye Ling

Kokonoe And Nine Having A Mother Daughter Rivalry Over You

Enjoy The Ride-Noel Vermillion X Reader

What Spending Time With Them Would Be Like-Nine, Kokonoe, Bullet, Makoto, Noel, Litchi, And Tsubaki X Reader

Spending Time With Them-Mai Natsume, Trinity Glassfile, Es, and Celica A. Mercury

Glad To Be A Problem-Tsubaki X Reader

An Apple A Day-Litchi Faye Ling X Reader

Alarms-Kokonoe X Reader

Under-Night-In-Birth

Kaguya And Eltnum With A Stoic Reader Who Is Easy To Fluster.

Wagner Comforting You After A Nightmare

Wagner X Touch Averse Reader

Soup?-Kaguya X Reader

Skullgirls

N/A

Street Fighter

Death By Snu Snu-Karin Kanzuku And Cammy White

Death By Snu Snu-Marisa, A.K.I., And Poison

Resident Evil

N/A

Final Fantasy

N/A

Hi-Fi Rush

Peppermint With A Reader Who Tries And Fails To Not Look At Her Ass

Trails Of Cold Steel

N/A

Fear And Hunger & Fear And Hunger: Termina

N/A

River City Girls

Revers Death By Snu Snu-Kyoko, Elphelt Valentine, and Yang

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Ragnvaldr: Pfft, you should meet Enki, he’s such a tsundere.

D’arce: He... he just stabbed you.

Ragnvaldr: So cute.

[mentholmuse]

The Last Of Us - Incorrect Quotes

Very Correct Actually | HBO Specific

Things that don't exist in TLOU Universe:

SHINee

Klance

Miranda's 'Cerulean Blue' speech

Australia (probs) (like aus is GONE the grain industry over here.... nah)

Wicked, post first show

Wicked loosing tony to Avenue Q

Ugg Boots on a red carpet

Me (2004 baby)

Star Wars Episode 3, and by extension mass bi awakenings

Star Wars OG Trilogy box set/being able to see carrie fisher in the mental bikini at home

The Hunger Games, ellie would have ate this UP for all the wrong reasons

World of Warcraft

Lord of The Rings 3rd movie

Swifties

Brexit

Europe Nation-States as a whole probably (baby thats cordycepsfalia now)

Facebook

Autism in women (pretty much)

Dissolving of the Asperger's Diagnosis

The Wii

The iPhone, but more interestingly Steve Job's insults

Fears abt the world ending in 2012 bc of the Mayan calendar

4Chan

Any imaging from the Hubble Telescope (launched DAYS before outbreak day) (that's kinda poetic honestly like you want to venture out. okay, well so do cordyceps)

the term "baby bump" according to wiki

flash mobs

The Kardashians™️

Shrek 2

Spider-Man 2

Howl's Moving Castle

Attack on Titan the manga

GTA 5

The idea of GTA 6

Lost

Michael Jacksons death (as we know it)

"Bimbo Summit"

The Notebook

Paris Hiltons Music career

Bling Ring

My Immortal (fanfic)

Ao3

Wattpad

DSM-5

My Parents Marriage

Teen Vouge

That one vanity fair cover with all the 2003 it girls

Legally Blond 2

Charlie's angel 2

Scooby Doo 2

Madonna and Britney Spears kiss

Britney Spears conservatorship (Britney would FUCK UP some infected)

Beyoncé's solo career (aside from first album) (she won FIVE grammys in 2004)

Ellie being an NCTizen (i just see it)

In Da Club -50 Cent

Smosh

Youtube as a whole (i feel like sarah would have liked tarot card readings on youtube and joel would also secretly eat them up)

the resolution that an american politician was the one to leave a hit and run, dead dear in the middle of a park (arent the Kennedys basically american royals. yalls royals are wild, mine just 'secretly' assassinate each other)

SPF 50+

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban again en mass awakenings... liking wolfstar, wolfstar roleplayers, liking kinda along hair nerdy guys, liking girls who punch ppl like draco malfoy in the face.

dare i say movie adaptation drarry stans

the marauders fanon

Ashley Simpson lip syncing scandal

NippleGate

Solo Gwen Stefani

Yeah! by Usher, lowkey i think this song would have been Joels guilty pleasure

Jojo Siwa

Desperate Housewives

Pretty Little Liars the concept as a whole

Napoleon Dynamite (#voteforpedro)

Barbie and Ken Divorce

Reddit

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Dr Spencer Reid

My crush on Dr Spencer Reid

Mggs mockumentary

Mgg modeling picks we only see in his mockumentary

Hillary Duff "Do you know what you say" (TV Ellie would 10000% call things gay*)

Tom Cruise scientology controversy

cancel culture... all though i think FEDRA is their cancel culture

any publicly elected president in america ever again

kevin rudd sorry speech

julia gillards speech

gay marriage (in australia and in all american states)

hashtags

twitter

jihyo being a kpop trainee

girls generation

bang chan being australian potentially

the gabby hannah show.... and poetry, and music....

my chemical romance*

amy winehouse

honourable mention kinda :

could you imagine thinking the world was gonna collapse in 2000 bc of, y2k, 2001 bc of 9/11 or 2012 bc of the mayan calendar but it was 2003 instead. evolution just couldn't handle wonyoungs impending beauty apparently

there are probably a lotttt of coeliac people in post outbreak TLOU universe

[fear-and-hunger-incorrect-quotes]

Cahara: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

[moody-b1tch]

Girl: *crying because she just got her leg chopped*

Enki, trying to comfort her: You can eat that, if you want.

Girl: *Stares for a few seconds and then tries to bite it down*

Enki: *sighs and summons a flame* Cook it first, idiot.

[helshollowhalls]

Cahara to Ragnvaldr: So, a Dark Priest walks into a tavern-

D'arce: *walks into the Crow Mauler while being distracted by Le'Garde existing*

Ragnvaldr: Oh shit-

Cahara: Actually, I was wrong. A knight walks into the Crow Mauler-

Ragnvaldr: *snorts*

[stxrdust-widow]

About Me

Bio

Cat | She/Her | 25 | Leo | Nurse | 🇨🇦 | 🏳️‍🌈

Favourite TV shows

Crime Shows: Bones, Castle, The Mentalist, Rizzoli and Isles

Other: Agents of SHIELD, Only Murders in the Building, Wheel of Time, Agent Carter

Favourite movies

Marvel: Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Black Widow

Other: Silver Linings Playbook, Star Wars: A New Hope, Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Favourite Books

The Hunger Games trilogy, All the Bright Places, The Huntress, The Alice Network

Favourite ships

Booth x Bones (Bones), Jane x Lisbon (The Mentalist), Jane x Maura (Rizzoli and Isles), Castle x Beckett (Castle), Hope x Scott (Ant-Man), Gamora x Peter (Guardians of the Galaxy), Steve x Natasha (Marvel), Karolina x Nico (Marvel)

Favourite characters

Marvel: Natasha Romanoff, Melinda May, Daisy Johnson, Jemma Simmons, Carol Danvers, Gamora, Peggy Carter, Hope Van Dyne

Crime girlies: Teresa Lisbon, Temperance Brennan, Kate Beckett, Angela Montenegro, Cam Saroyan, Emily Prentiss

Other: Rey Skywalker, Leia Organa, Moiraine Damodred, Kara Danvers, Katniss Everdeen

Favourite musicians

Taylor Swift, Hozier, Florence and the Machine, Gigi Perez, Chappell Roan, Halsey, Fall Out Boy, Aurora, Metric, Marina (and the Diamonds), Oh Wonder, Of Monsters and Men, Olivia Rodrigo, Lorde, Billie Eilish, Paramore, Daughter, Mitski

Other fun facts

I currently have 7 tattoos

Favourite colours: 🩷💚

Musicals I’ve seen (ranked in terms of which I’ve most enjoyed- not the actual singing): Wicked, Hamilton, Hadestown, Phantom of the Opera, Waitress, Fiddler on the Roof, Dear Evan Hansen, Hairspray, Mean Girls, Jesus Christ Superstar, Ain’t Too Proud

Shows I want to watch/finish: Criminal Minds, Elementary, Lost, X-Files

Instruments I play(ed): Guitar (currently) , Flute (briefly), Clarinet (a few years)

Un-skippable songs: Home (Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes), Sunlight (Hozier), Daughter (Beyoncé), Nothing Matters (The Last Dinner Party)

Irrational fears: Spiders, sharks in the swimming pool

Irrational hates: Micheal Bublé (not sorry)

Other Blogs

@stxrdust-creation - art blog

@incorrect-multiverse - incorrect quotes blog

stxrdust_widow - AO3

My tags

#stxrdustart - my art

#stxrdustedits - my edits

#stxrdustgifs - my gifs

#stxrdustrambles - my thoughts and musings

#stxrdustrants - my rants

#stxrdustfavemovies - my fave movies gifs

#stxdustfavetv - my fave tv series gifs