#Incorrect funger

[helshollowhalls]

Nilvan: I created the perfect human

Nosramus: You fucked up a perfectly good child is what you did. Look at her, she's got trauma and anxiety and she's only been in the dungeons for all of five minutes

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Enki: If you want my advice-

Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[marcohmybeloved]

Levi: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Daan: You're like 15

Levi: I COULD DIE AT 30

[omalahsocs]

Enki @ his blood golems: You were an adequate meat shield, and no one can take that away from you.

[fearandhungerincorrectquotes]

Enki: In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid black robes on? That's weird.

[notyouraverageshows]

Cahara: Sometimes I wonder how I taste.

Ragnvaldr: I can help with that.

Cahara: Oh? 😏

Ragnvaldr: 😐🍴

Cahara: Oh.

[hertas-funger-blog]

This is completly irrelevant to anyhting and extremly specific but I fucking hate having to write "D'arce's". I hate how it has to have two apostrophes. My girl deserves better than this.

And no, I don't think i can bring myself to write "D'arces" either.

[gumsbiter]

Funger incorrect quotes as muses pt 2

[goticarka]

hi!! I’m the op of Funger-incorrect-quotes and I was so shocked to read your username bc I’m also from the Balkans (assuming bc of your name and username, if I’m wrong I apologise!).

Anyway if you want to we can be moots!!!

oh hi!! yes, i'm from the balkans, BiH to be more specific. i'd love to be moots!

ngl i did not expect a funger fan from the balkans 😭 so this is a very pleasant surprise hahaha

[helshollowhalls]

Cahara to Ragnvaldr: So, a Dark Priest walks into a tavern-

D'arce: *walks into the Crow Mauler while being distracted by Le'Garde existing*

Ragnvaldr: Oh shit-

Cahara: Actually, I was wrong. A knight walks into the Crow Mauler-

Ragnvaldr: *snorts*

[helshollowhalls]

Enki: Would you consider us adorable?

Cahara: No, we're adult men. We're cute

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Ragnvaldr: Pfft, you should meet Enki, he’s such a tsundere.

D’arce: He... he just stabbed you.

Ragnvaldr: So cute.

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

D'arce: Truth or dare?

Enki: Dare.

D'arce: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Enki: Hey Cahara?

Cahara, blushing: Yeah?

Enki: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Ragnvaldr.

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Cahara, D'arce & Enki: *screaming*

Ragnvaldr: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Enki?!

Cahara: Wait, why are you asking Enki that when D'arce and I are also here?

Ragnvaldr: Because Enki wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

Cahara: We need a diversion. I say D’arce gets naked.

Enki: No.

Cahara: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

[funger-incorrect-quotes]

D’arce: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Cahara, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Ragnvaldr, deadpanning at Cahara: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.