#fcking old man
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going too far w my jokes and accidentally fucking up my friendships gotta be the most richie tozier thing i do
#rasc splubbering#richie tozier#biggest kin after thon yorke for a reasob#i hope he dies#fcking old man
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Red Guy American Dub Incoming
#this is all joakes btw but no way could i not like. fcking. give him that voice.#2014 critikal is the most deadpan voice we could give him that he deserves#not the modern day one tho that man should be put in a shredder.#anyways. throw other terrible american voices at me and i might toss them in the old editing software i have#my dhmis postings
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october,,,, ft el hermano @quick-drawn
#ooc;; mun barks#ngl i wrote 'it chrimmus' unironically at first bf i realized#my guys g/ravity fa/lls has me in a chokehold in terms of brainrot n it's wild bc my boy sta/n is just baby cole adjacent :skull:#the only way to cope is just to draw cole as baby ig#there's this piece of art ive lost my marbles for and it's him at a poker table against The Big Bad who we can reasonably#call a subject of higher powers or demonic powers and there's text that says im all in and he has all this memorabillia#piled up in front of him - every little sentimental thing he has cherished or ever will cherish set upon the table -#being basically a representation of everything he ever was and is - and it's just God the way that this is both#Him playing his Biggest Gamble while it also almost looks like a fcking offering and in a way it is#a platter of sacrifice except he's on the menu and –#gf tag is tox/ic old man y/aoi this n that but im hyperfixated on his asshole brother#when ur a liar and a cheat but these are the things that enable u to beat god-adjacent tbqh#it cldnt have been anyone else - it had to be u....
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Hozier has a girlfriend!?!
#love that for him#congratulations#but y’all are fcking weird for finding that lady and harassing her#I’m perfectly content looking at 5 year old pictures of this man#I just found out his name was Andrew last year#please seek help#Hozier
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shakku meeting his future in laws lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#the arb chronicles#geez the yamadas are huge lmao#like ichiro’s png lowered to show he bowed to shakku upon greeting him so he’s actually a little taller than here#and then fcking rei lmao#looking at shakku and rei side by side is making me wonder how old shakku is again lol#like i’ve commented shakku just looks older than the other man who also has a 19 yr old son#and while it could be that kuukou’s the problem lmao i’d say shakku looks closer in age to katen taiko#or maybe middle of the road lol#mid 50s maybe?????? i don’t think he’s cracked 60 yet lol 🤔🤔🤔
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As someone who has a very 'laissez-faire' style when it comes to clothing, there is something so special about a yandere dressing you up, molding your appearance so that there is no doubt you're the perfect fit. I barely throw my outfits together, even when I go out for the night, how exciting would it be to have it all match? From the underwear to jewelry, daywear to sleepwear- if they care enough, you’ll have a special outfit for every single outing they could take you to (if you aren’t stuck in the basement until further notice, that is). Doesn't matter if they're more on the stylish side like Mirko and Hawks or prim and proper like Nighteye or Overhaul. Especially with someone who has the means to splurge on you and will do so with glee. Sure, some hold it over your head that you need a new coat - but some will find nothing but utter delight in treating you like their little dress-up doll. After all, there is the matter of you trying on every single garment and them being able to either ogle you shamelessly- or downright grope you, obviously finding faults with how the fabric fits around your shoulders, ass, legs.
One might just enjoy seeing you squirm around while you’re ordered to twirl and twist, another genuinely gushes over how good you look. One takes pride in having everything match with them, the other might try to veer your style into something entirely unexpected, might try to turn you into their perfect fantasy. And then you have the ones who either don’t care for getting you clothes or simply can’t afford a huge wardrobe. For them, keeping you naked or minimally clothed is an option as well, one that might be just perfect.
#omg please tell me what your fave yan would do/what type they are!! i really wanna hear it#yandere bnha#tw.yandere#tw.kidnapping#at least a mention#sooooo... can we talk about all might would dress you to the nines? man's SO the type to do that. also sir gets you everything to match#*how#you'd be the kinda creepy couple... if anyone gets to see you that is haha. but seriously. if you wear glasses he 100% gets you a yellow#pair as well lmao. at least yellow accents. you have to match MATCH#and dabi. doesn't care. gets you new underwear if you beg right. but other than that. the clothes you got on you or his shirts. and if those#don't fit. he miiiight just buy you a couple that do. but you better be more than grateful hehe. makes a big deal out of it for sure#mirko though. loves to dress you. matching - but in themes and outfits not in the twinning sense#i don't peg her as a kidnapping yan so i think she'd show you off on her insta#she'd absolutely burn your old wardrobe and redress you from the ground up. even the socks you wear will be fcking gucci#you're gonna look so expensive and cute together... too bad your girlfriend is a manipulative lovesick celebrity#who isn't afraid to hurt you sometimes.... whoop#licherally you know what i do when i go out? throw on a braless top and some platforms some hoops and a cute purse#sir would be so.... disappointed 😂
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actually why is the new fop cartoon animated like the ppg special from 2014
#actually i think the ppg one is animated a little more smoothly but its the same kind of. style iunno#also the new main character keeps reminding me of frisk undertale fanart from back in the day#like literally i remember a fanon design that looked EXACTLY like that#anyways. how did i get here i was going down a catman rabbit hole bc nothing is answering my questions about him#like. the public domain character.#i was mostly just thinking about kitten why doesnt anyone use her.#i never read Any of the cat-man comics fcking obviouslyyy maybe i should i dunno. for fun#if i can find them ik there was another neat super old superhero i wanted to read abt but i couldnt find any comics#i dont know if HES public domain pretty sure its been long enough and they had like. copyright issues or whatever w him#so it probably saved some trouble just moving on#. this was a fairly odd parents post im sorry i rambled in the tags about old comic book superheroes
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hiiii😊 pretend I didn't randomly dip without warning lmao
#overhearing in the tags bc that's just who I am. Depression mention lollollol#It's very telling that when the going got tough mentally I skedaddled away from tumblr and back into the welcoming arms of Insta lol#We see where my loyalty is😔#Also nsft bc of this next tag lmao#first time (that I'm aware of) where the low mental mood just fcking zapped my libido 😭#Tf do u mean my fav fictional old man isn't greasing my gears rn!!!!????????#An excerpt from my journal ☞#“depression can take my will to live. It can have my energy. But my horny? Fuck off.” So true bestie#I'll uhhhhhhhhhh catch up with everyone later lol Still kinda low energy
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#but daddy i love him#i refuse to give context#other than HNNNNNNG HES SO FCKING AWESOME AAAA#especially in super hero he was just vibing#being a grandpa to pan#casually getting into the enemy hq and was never caught#that part where he just jumps off the lookout and catches the helmet hnnnnnnngh that scene is so fucking good#i dont like that he is trying to force gohan back to training by putting pan in danger though#then again that was very in character for mr imma kidnap a 4 year old and train them ruthlessly for a year#but come on man you can do better than that#but hey no one is perfect
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i love you so much weed
xoxoxo
#jazzo talks to themself#drugs cw#i smoking flower again for the first time in many months and feeling my fcking self#love to sit like an old man outside on a nice day puffing on my pipe and reading
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Love learning what things are totally normal mundane experiences for me are not universal, what do you mean you didn't have a local fish van man?
#random#was talking to my old flatmate about local niche guys cus he didnt understand what a scrap metal man was and was forcibly reminded#that a fish van man was not a universal childhood fixture which is unfortunate#anyway i thought a scrap metal man was pretty self explanatory he sounds a siren every saturday to collect scrap metal#there was also that lady whod come to school a paint as she was telling us Bible stories and wed have to guess what the message she was#writing was but none of us really cared it was more about getting out of normal assemblies#and i found out most people did not have Wednesday singing assemblies!? wild i thought we all spent our childhood singing stupid songs#that we remember only vaguely at inconvenient times as adults#theres other stuff like that but its interesting whats a universal mundane experience and whats fcking not becomes very apparent in uni#and when living with other people it seems
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ITS REI DAY!!!!!!!!!!
#this is vee speaking#HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!#SINCE MY SENSE OF TIME IS FCKING AWFUL LATELY I DONT HAVE ANY FAN ART AND IM VERY SORRY FOR IT#I FEEL LIKE I HAVENT DRAWN HIM IN FOREVER#BUT I HOPE ITS FUN!!!!!!!!! I KNOW IT WILL BE BECAUSE ITS HIM LOL#c: rei
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#why would she admit this lmao#dying to know how that conversation went#'oh hello suspicious stranger i don't speak to eir's apothercaries but just so you know I'm fcking that old man up at the church'#marie plays ot2
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>wtf is going on in the cod fandom bro??????
>dark content is cool w me but straight up pedophilia is NOT and NEVER WILL BE
>just have to say, if you follow or interact with this person in the above screenshot who is writing hardcore pedophile shit PLEASE block the fuck out of me thx! and a word of warning to my followers that this person does that kind of stuff!
#writing a 50 yr old x a 14 yr old is some real dark sided shit man#that’s beyond dark content that’s a fckin sickness#anyways i just blocked like 12 fcking accts for posting/interacting w that shit ew#important#anais.txt
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MY DAD JUST TOLD ME HE SAW THEORY OF A DEADMAN IN CONCERT
HEADLINED BY FCKING SKILLET AND ST ASONIA….
THREE HRS OF CONCERT FOR ONLY 45 FCKING DOLLARS OMGGGGGGGG
#[ tell me why I’m jealous of this old man OMFGGGG ]#[ YALL ]#[ my fcking teenage self and also my current self would PEE ]#mine#ooc#saint asonia#skillet#theory of a deadman
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