#fc shitpost tag

[ferociousconscience]

It doesn't seem like sideblogs can boop, so it just seems like I'm getting booped by everyone and just being like

[ferociousconscience]

I am happy to announce that VAJERT is a rail with four hooks.

[effervescentdragon]

F1 drivers as Premier League teams, 2024 edition

Compiled by yours truly and @sebsrainbowbicycle

Stay tuned for the post that will get both me and Dee cancelled in both the F1 and the football fandoms. Onwards, unto the breach!

Lando Norris - Chelsea

Overpaid, overrated, 99,999% chance of being fundamentally racist, and yet somehow doing really well this season.

Checo Perez - Everton

SHITE and yet still in competition somehow despite it all.

Max Verstappen - Man City

115 charges vs 1.8 million catering budget, FIGHT!

Lewis Hamilton - Arsenal

Was really good but really hated, is trying to regain former glory but somehow it's reaaaally not working bcs it all falls apart in the last leg. Also he's an Arsenal fan so it rly works out.

Fernando Alonso - Manchester United

The greatest of them all... just don't look at the referees/Singapore GP/the money put into the stadium/what is done to the peach/the staff around Fergie/et cetera et cetera. Fucks real hard but it's just not going well at the moment. There is still hope, tho. :,)

Alex Albon - Tottenham Spurs

Cracks under pressure. Bottles it a lot. Is a dick. Also I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss Logan Sargeant as an option just about now.

Valtteri Bottas - Leicester

Were really good once. Are pretty shit now.

Charles Leclerc - Liverpool FC

Loses, and loses, and loses, and suffers more than Jesus himself (apart from being a really really rich brand), is amazing and has the absolute chance to win, unless they.. slip. :)

Carlos Sainz Jr. - Aston Villa

They're pretty high placed and you're like. What are you even doing here, polar bear?

George Russell - Crystal Palace

You're thinking The Great Exhibition of 1851, you're thinking royalty, you're thinking Queen Victoria... and then he speaks and suddenly you realize - it sounds fancier than it is.

Oscar Piastri - Nottingham Forrest

Mate, nobody understands you speaking.

Pierre Gasly - Newcastle United

You think they should be doing better than they are since they've been around for so long, but then you think twice and you're like. Should they tho?

Franco Colapinto - Brighton Hove Albion

You don't expect them to be that scrappy, but you kinda dig it.

Yuki Tsunoda - Brentford

They're doing pretty well, scoring in the 1st minute and rly agressive (complimentary), but you know they'll probably lose.

Nico Hulkenberg - West Ham United

They've been around for so long and they were good once, but they've also just been consistently mid for quite a while.

Liam Lawson - Fulham FC

Esteban Ocon - Bournemouth

Isn't in the relegation zone but REALLY should be.

Zhou Guanyu - Ipswitch

Is in the relegantion zone but kinda shouldn't be.

Kevin Magnussen - Southampton

In the relegation zone.

Lance Stroll - Wolves (nobody got time for your wannabe Shakespeare lvl name, we all know you're Racing Point, dude)

Is in the relegation zone but will pull out because of divine intervention (Daddy).

[nicowdc]

hiyaya leo 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 could u pretty please make anotjer one of those ballers as msgs plez !!# love u

OMDGSHD ENZO 🙈 HI QT & OFC I CAN LV

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BALLERS (mostly lfc ..) AS RANDOM MSGS ?!! (pt 3 ??)

more footy c !! | (dt; @enzocisp, @b8au, @ballsbalb 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨)

[byanyan]

if i were to be so real w/ y'all for a sec... i think byan's bias would be jin. 🤔 yeah, jin for personality, yoongi for overall music style

[ferociousconscience]

me and the javert girlies reading the top 10

Sexiest Hugo characters: survey results

1. enjolras [les miserables]

2. esmeralda [notre dame de paris]

3. montparnasse [les miserables]

4. djali [notre dame de paris]

5. gwynplaine [l’homme qui rit]

6. la pieuvre [the toilers of the sea]

7. cimourdain [93]

8. bahorel [les miserables]

9. gilliatt [the toilers of the sea]

10. javert [les miserables]

11. hernani [hernani]

12. phoebus [notre dame de paris]

13. gauvain [93]

14. feuilly [les miserables]

15. courfeyrac [les miserables]

16. josiana [l’homme qui rit]

17. marius pontmercy [les miserables]

18. don carlos [hernani]

19. dea [l’homme qui rit]

20. combeferre [les miserables]

21. homo [l’homme qui rit]

22. cosette [les miserables]

23. fantine [les miserables]

24. bishop myriel [les miserables]

25. valjean [les miserables]

26. don ruy gomez de silva [hernani]

27. grantaire [les miserables]

28. claquesous/le cabuc [les miserables]

29. dona sol de silva [hernani]

30. jehan frollo [notre dame de paris]

31. ursus [l’homme qui rit]

32. eponine [les miserables]

33. prouvaire [les miserables]

34. claude frollo [notre dame de paris]

35. joly [les miserables]

36. ebenezer caudray [the toilers of the sea]

37. houzarde [93]

38. fleur de lys [notre dame de paris]

39. sister simplice [les miserables]

40. pierre gringoire [notre dame de paris]

41. fauchelevent [les miserables]

42. clopin [notre dame de paris]

43. bossuet [les miserables]

44. michelle flecharde [93]

45. david dirry-moir [l’homme qui rit]

46. radoub [93]

47. mabeuf [les miserables]

48. col pontmercy [les miserables]

49. fibi [l’homme qui rit]

50. azelma [les miserables]

51. quasimodo [notre dame de paris]

52. barkilphedro [l’homme qui rit]

53. hardquanonne [l’homme qui rit]

54. babet [les miserables]

55. vinos [l’homme qui rit]

56. gillenormand [les miserables]

57. thenardier [les miserables]

58. deruchette [the toilers of the sea]

59. lethierry [the toilers of the sea]

60. mme thenardier [les miserables]

61. gudule [notre dame de paris]

62. lantenac [93]

63. mlle baptistine [les miserables]

64. clubin [the toilers of the sea]

if i mispelled anything no i didnt

if you disagree with where your favs are, i’ll be holding a bracket soon! so look forward to boosting them with your votes

[oersteds]

So I got this in a comment. You have forced my hand, @harpykurry

Twiz Lore Summary (With Shitposts)

Massive amount of "jesus christ, dude" energy below the cut. You've been warned.

This. is Twiz. (Art by this person on Toyhouse go check 'em out they're cool)

Twiz has magic. A lot of magic. She's also stupid with it. Unfortunately, she has a very powerful brand of magic...

The dumbass can ressurrect anyone she wants. Do not give her a corpse, she will ressurrect it, even if she has no idea who she's rezzing.

Even if she ends up ressurrecting a Demon King.

Okay, I know he turns to dust in the game, but SHHH. He got a corpse because someone else fucked up with a ressurrection. They weren't even trying to ressurrect Oersted, which makes this dumber!!! They ended up casting Summon Random Corpse From Literally Nowhere because ressurrection magic is a Complete Fucking Bitch to use for most people.

So, Oersted, after the events of the game, ends up having his corpse wash up on a beach. Cool.

Twiz sees this. She decides to ressurrect him. She has no idea who this shmuck is, or what he's done, or what he might do when ressurrected. She just wants to be ""helpful"" and ""kind"" by ressurrecting EVERY GODDAMN CORPSE SHE CAN FIND. TWIZ. NO.

By the way, for Twiz, ressurrecting someone is very painful. It's like her personal brand of Bone Hurting Juice. There's no serious long-term consequences for it, but it just fuckin' hurts, man. So poor Oersted gets rezzed, and the first thing he sees is Twiz, collapsed on the sand, quietly whining in pain. She goes "ow oogh my bones," probably. He's utterly flabberghasted at these events, too much to even angst about his life right now. Not to mention that he feels like he got woken up from a good nap.

(I HC that most ""afterlives"" are just the dead people going to bed. Forever. This is why ressurrection magic is legal in my goofy little world, since around 85% of the time, you're just waking them up from the Big Bed In The Sky. Good morning, Oersted.)

(The 15% rate of a Not Sleeping afterlife comes into play.)

Twiz recovers from the Bone Hurting status effect she placed on herself. She only sometimes questions why she hasn't been killed by a freshly-rezzed person while in that state. Maybe they're just sleepy? Not everyone's all too grateful to be rezzed, after all. "You denied me my warrior's death!" is one she gets a lot from, well, warriors. Anyways. She says hi to Oersted, maybe does a little Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening impression while helping him up to his feet. Y'know. The usual Twiz shit.

Shockingly enough, Oersted... sorta enjoys not being dead. Go figure, considering the events of the game. They pal around a little. Twiz shows him around the nearby town, and before Twiz decides "hey, who even is this guy?" she instead helps him get settled in an inn for the night.

That night, Oersted starts wondering: "hey wait a sec. How The Fuck Am I Alive." and then he asks the innkeeper (Twiz went to bed for the night. Plus, she's a very heavy sleeper. And she's deep in a dream convo. More on that soon.) So the innkeeper exposition dumps onto Oersted regarding ressurrection magic. How it's a bitch to pull off properly in most cases, and how Twiz is, to be bluntly honest, a fucking moron for ressurrecting a stranger. They finish by noting how people can't be ressurrected without a corpse to ressurrect. So, surely someone got his corpse from somewhere... but who would...?

Well. That doesn't matter, right now. What matters is that a certain Magical Bastard (Straybow) is Sliding Into Twiz's Dreamscape DMs right now, as we speak. And he wants something. Something very specific.

He wants to be rezzed. He just started calling every healer on his dumb little Ghost Phone in his dumb little Not Sleeping afterlife, asking the same question to each of them. He doesn't care who's rezzing him. He just wants to be rezzed. He's gotten a lot of "yea sure ok" from various healers, not realizing that he can't really be rezzed without a corpse... There is an exception, though he doesn't know this either.

That exception is Twiz. Yep. When I said "anyone," I fully meant "ANYONE." She's just the Rez Mage, I guess. She does have some offensive spells, so yes, pun fully intended.

The next morning, Twiz is in a liiiiiiittle bit of a magic coma. Y'see, she can ressurrect anyone she wants... But rezzing someone without a corpse is Very Fucking Tiresome. Being the exception sucks. Not to mention she just ressurrected someone else the very same day. She's totally spent, knocked the fuck out, so she can't do anything about the total goddamn shitstorm she just reignited.

Before the inevitable fight gets physical, the dragons attack. Yep. Part 2 coming. Eventually.

[southrnweed]

thistle 🌿 tag drop.

[multiimistakes]

Ashley 'Ash" King 👓 tag drop

[ferociousconscience]

turtleneck and black lipstick gang forever

@ferociousconscience: "twinning"

[mercyburned]

tags 1/?

✦ mornings are for coffee and contemplation. || ooc ✦ what's your favorite color punk? || sp ✦ i'm not dead; i only dress that way. || munday ✦ well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say! || psa ✦ specify a muse please! || memes ✦ can you make a wish on this kind of shooting star? || wishlist ✦ am i too sad for ya? || fc list ✦ these are my people. these are my friends. || promo ✦ i could write it better than you ever felt it. || threads ✦ call me beep me if you wanna reach me. || txt threads ✦ if you see this tag it means you can reply. || open starter

✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || starter call ✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || plotting call ✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || shipping call ✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || dash games ✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || shitposting ✦ miscellaneous tag bundle. || saved posts / positivity

[orchestrahearts]

if you ever want extra insight into how i play my muses (aside from novel length headcanon posts), visit my muse tags. they’re mostly tumblr shitposts that have the vibes of the muses on that tag along with some posts that call them out. it’s pretty fun in there.

[fr1ght5]

And sometimes, I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.

fandomless original character by peri. || est july 2023, revamped june. 2024.

affiliated with @untales

daily click for p.alestine. boycott list. donation sites. RULES BELOW THE CUT:

i shitpost a lot. despite this being a horror centric (sorta) blog), i like to have fun and be lighthearted!

despite the shitposts, i do write, but ramsey is a very flighty muse and chooses who to respond to. it's nothing personal!

i don't have many triggers, but just in case: irl politics (the palestine situation is not political. it is a genocide, through and through.), scorpions, and fingernail horror. i tag my triggers as 'x tw'. this is a very trigger heavy blog, and i try and keep everything tagged accordingly.

i would prefer you be 20+ to interact.

if i do or say anything that hurts you, 100% it's unintentional. PLEASE feel free to come to me and tell me if i did so!

i use tone indicators a lot because i'm autistic and have a hard time discerning tone over text. you don't need to, but i do mess up sometimes and misread messages!

my discord is available to mutuals ! just ask !

i will not be interacting with celebrity fcs who are zionists/ have been known to engage in zionist behavior. if you’re unsure, look up a list of celebrities known for that.

[atrocitahs]

And sometimes, I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in.

fandomless original character by peri. || est july 2023, revamped sept. 2023.

affiliated with: @untales verses RULES BELOW THE CUT

i shitpost a lot. despite this being a horror centric (sorta) blog), i like to have fun and be lighthearted!

despite the shitposts, i do write, but ramsey is a very flighty muse and chooses who to respond to. it's nothing personal!

i don't have many triggers, but just in case: irl politics (the palestine situation is not political. it is a genocide, through and through.), scorpions, and fingernail horror. i tag my triggers as 'x tw'. this is a very trigger heavy blog, and i try and keep everything tagged accordingly.

i would prefer you be 20+ to interact.

if i do or say anything that hurts you, 100% it's unintentional. PLEASE feel free to come to me and tell me if i did so!

i use tone indicators a lot because i'm autistic and have a hard time discerning tone over text. you don't need to, but i do mess up sometimes and misread messages!

my discord is available to mutuals ! just ask !

i will not be interacting with celebrity fcs who are zionists/ have been known to engage in zionist behavior. if you’re unsure, look up a list of celebrities known for that.

[makostarz]

WHAT IS UP LADS LASSES AND NON BIANARY ASSES-

(pspspsps here's where i made these blinkies)

Sup, I'm Ari. (she/her | minor | Panromantic Demisexual)

I have alot of paper and I'm not afraid to use it (I draw things)

ANYWAYS, TIME FOR MY FANDOM LIST :D

Purple= posts about it often Blue= Doesn't post about it often but i still enjoy it :>

Splatoon

Miitopia

Animal Crossing

Corioka

Pizza Tower/Sugary Spire

Kirby

Welcome Home

The World of Mr. Plant

Omori

ENA

And that's about it! I'll add/remove as needed.

I have two sideblogs:

@askmiitopia (Miitopia ask blog)

@ask-neo-three (rp blog for VeronIKA)

TAG LIST:

#rambling :] :who knows?

#my art crap: drawings

#doodlin':shitpost drawings

#yeah ill reblog that: reblogs

#ask ari: replies to asks!

#FANART? OF MOI???? NO SHOT-:self explanatory

#sillysquad shenanigans: mutual junk

#help <3: ventish stuff, filter that if it isn't your cup of tea

@labratgurlz <-blorbo of all time

my switch fc: 7946-1182-8018

now go.

[thatscottster24]

@chaoticjos28 is my Alt! I made it bc I got locked out of my main Google acc lmao

Hello, my name's Josie and I'm your normal aroace teenager! I write stories, draw, and make characters! I am a demigirl and go by she/they pronouns.

I'm also currently dabbling in music and FNF modding :3

PLEASE READ MY CARRD BEFORE INTERACTING PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Key to my tags:

- #josies queue bc i'm lazy - Queued posts and reblogs

- #josie's character chaos - OC stuff, usually shitposts

- #josie art josie art - Art tag

- #F-For me? 🥹 - Fanart tag

- #rambling to the wall - Random rambling/text posts that don't fall into the lower two categories

- #welcome to rant corner - Negative rants and vents about my life. here so u can filter it out :3

- #checking the mailbox 📬 - Answered asks! Sometimes I will forget my inbox exists tho (<- on mobile)

Social Links:

Discord Server (feel free to join, it's kind of dead though)

YT Channel (I barely post here)

Twitter (barely active)

Artfight

Toyhou.se (For all of my characters!)

Reddit (barely active due to the blackout, only still have it bc there's a few subreddits I desperately need as lore + info obtainers)

Pinterest

Ao3/Archive of Our Own (I use this for stories, you'll need a registered account on there to access them though)

Wattpad (For the peoples who don't have Ao3 accounts that want access to my stories and fics)

Art Blog (because I want my art to get more traction and not buried in my reblogs)

General Art Tag

Stories that I am currently writing (clicking on the names leads to their story masterposts!)

Doki Doki Expanded (DDLC OC Story)

Friday Night Funkin': Fandom Crossover/FC

Friday Night Funkin' Void-Sides

Friday Night Funkin' Highlights

The Protectors

Neverending Nightmares (+ After-Story)

The Experimental Journals

Cross Console Clash (crossover AU between Deltarune, FC, and Neverending Nightmares)

Among Us: Crew 1429

Current Fandoms (you'll see a lot of reblogged art, stories and other stuff of these, as well as my own fanart for it as well)

FNF (currently one of my main fandoms and hyperfixations)

Undertale/Deltarune

Doki Doki Literature Club!

Anything Minecraft related (albeit barely, I'm very much involved in the fandoms there)

Voidpet

Undertale Yellow

I am known by my friends for making way too many OCs (earning the title of 'The OC Collector') and am also angst hungry as I am always traumatizing said characters

Feel free to send me asks of my characters, I really enjoy talking about them :3

COOL PEOPLE I KNOW GO FOLLOW THEM :DDDD

@erifluffball

@h3nry-d00dl3z

@l4v3nd3rv01d

NOTE ON ASKS: I have anon off as to prevent creeps from getting away with saying weird shit and not getting blocked. It hasn't happened yet but I'm using it as a safety measure so if you're more comfortable with anon I am sorry ;-;