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Ashley 'Ash" King 👓 tag drop

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👓 Ashley "Ash" King / 25 / Aquarius 👓

■ The unhinged wine aunt friend. Typically the most responsible adult in the room but also the one who probably encouraged tom foolery in the first place.

■ The stereotypical ambivert. The guy everyone gets along with and who is always happy to hang and chat but who thrives in more quiet and intimate social groups. Often mistaken for a pure extrovert since he mostly hangs with the quiet introvert dweebs and has to default to being the more talkative/social one.

■ Lives in baseball caps and pullover sweaters and hoodies. Prefers the vintage graphic print ones from like the 90s but also loves a good ironic and shitpost one. Would also unironically wear that 'Women want me, Fish fear me' baseball cap. Aviators all day baybeee. Shorts in the summer and sometimes the winter. Man loves his shorts.

■ Ears are pierced but rarely wears anything in them.

■ New York born and raised. Accent as thick as he is. Big boy, 6'4.

■ Big and loud means people typically listen to him even though he really doesn't put forth any sort of 'leader' persona

■ Sleeper agent talented at baseball, pool, and darts. Can also hold his booze extremely well. Will hustle you in all of the above.

■ The unaware final boy. Born lucky with how he seems to just be able to dance around pitfalls and life threatening situations without even realizing it.

■ Did some college. Dropped out. Found out he's really good at managing people and doing business shit. More or less a social influencer manager now.

■ Somehow looks like the most trustworthy brown eyes, brown hair man and the most untrustworthy one at the same time.

■ Will bum a cigarette but doesn't actively smoke. If anything, prefers a nice cigar. Usually smacking on gum or mints or the odd toothpick.

■ If you fuck around with him, you will find out.

■ Vintage knife and lighter collections. Seeing them is oddly harder to unlock than his tragic backstory lore.

■ Sometimes you have to go through a dramatic twink death in high school to end up a hot adult.

■ Kinda giving Dodger from Oliver & Co.

■ Questionable flags include being way too excited about random bruises he gets or little injuries. Likes fire a lil' too much. And the knife collection, obvs.