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ok naur bc i ordered my rivulet plush to be delivered to my mum's house and it's a little too complicated for them to call the boi "rivulet" so i tell them his name is "wet mouse"
and guess what happens next when it arrived
#i keep thinking about this often BAHAHA#wet mouse in the house#rain world#rw downpour#rw#rw rivulet#the rivulet#faux speaks#shitpostin'
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writing fanfic on a diary book in a cafe is crazy lmao (it's me im crazy)
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while im part-time shipper myself and i have nothing against those who ships, i do wish more people took a more creative approach on a fandom or a subject or even a ship theyre interested in. in my exploration within fandoms so far, everyone seems to be doing that even in shipping context which is refreshing to see.
i understand the frustration, really. but to be fair you're also responsible to curate your own experiences like... my dudes, block button and mute words exist for a reason.
Finding something cool and thematically rich and wanting to see what other people think abt it and all I find is shipping
#also i think having two blogs that tackles different topics also really helps bc if i get overwhelmed with shipping#i can just go to this main and yell about cute stuffs or read people's lores and their ocs#some days i just wanna ship#some days i just wanna see cool art lol#faux speaks
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Got a little Sinosauropteryx available for $220
#sculpture#feathered dinosaur#for sale#faux taxidermy#dinosaurs#sorry for all the sale pieces lately#I've got other projects in progress too but they take longer#oh wait I never posted the Nyctosaurus did I? Cuz my camera was broken when I got it done#I'll share that one later or tomorrow ish#speaking of sale pieces the Shuvuuia is still available
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would you guys be interested in a bunch of lokimotes? they'll be PWYW in my ko-fi so you can either download it for free or you can add $5 into it and request an emote to be added into the bundle (or request an emote of your own oc, that works too!)
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kinda tired of fanart and fandom in general ngl
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help bc that's the exact reason i was collecting them. i have a container of those forbidden pop rocks and once i start fixating on keyboards again, im considering buying a bigger one to accommodate to the growing amount of these lil guys 😭
keyboard switches must be like candies to robots this stuff looks straight up scrumptious
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My travel Mass kit!! Minus the case, i still need to get one. And im working on making a little book for the actual instructions <3
#father speaks#priest kink#weird shadows from my porch whoops 😅#i forgor the candle holders...#theres going to be a second bag anyway#with my cassock/fascia/some extra faux candles/wafers/and disposable cups
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I don't think republican lawmakers who work to reduce the access children and poor people have to food should be able to campaign on their strong christian faith
#bolo speaks#whenever I read about opposition to food stamps type programs I get frustrated in a way that is unique even in the context of#my many other issues with how my country is run.#because there's not even some faux moral or political justification for that. it's really just stupid pointless cruelty
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https://www.tumblr.com/rist-ix/749015401700229120 not you reblogging this when you ship bloom with the man who murdered her family 😭
Bloom's into ppl who slay! Hope this helps :3
#alright snark and ship wars aside i get where you’re coming from tho#if you're genuinely interested in my thought process here i would love to elaborate#which is exactly what I’ll do!#first of all! the post you linked is about headcanons#which my brain kinda wants to put into a whole different category than ships — fandom ships in particular! — but i can leave that aside#because there IS an argument to be made that relationships are an extension of characterization and personality traits#if you wanna go that route i would wanna explain that Bloom's and/or Valtor's interest in the other is in fact based on canon#(even though I don’t really think ships need to be established in the source material. make shit up that’s what fandom is for#1) the Andros episode speaks for itself. Valtor specifically tells the Trix to back off because HE wants to be the one to fight bloom#2) the episode before that he asks questions about her (and only her; even though he has more powerful enemies to worry about)#demonstrating curiosity about and interest in her#3) that same episode (or the one before; can’t remember) is their infamous first meeting#where time LITERALLY slows down as the pass each other on the stairs#they get IMPACT FRAMES#the whole color palette changes!!!#idk about u but I eat that shit up. love the drama of it all no one does it like them#I’m gonna skip all the instances where Valtor is spying on Bloom through his little scrying spell because oh god who has the time#let’s go straight to Bloom#if I had a week I would not be able to collect all the moments where she growls his name in pure fury and single-minded determination#she gets a little bit obsessed with him over the course of the season and I personally think that’s very sexy of her#Bloom is known for her tunnel vision when it comes to her past and origins and Valtor's existence fits PERFECTLY into that#it ties in neatly with her overarching story of the past 2 seasons#literally PERFECT foils#which always makes for the juiciest stories#4) she singles him out for a duel in the museum episode#5) she can literally feel his presence#6) the mere mention of his name sends her into her weird faux enchantix#of course there’s no romance in canon but there’s TENSION AND CHEMISTRY which is all u really need for a ship#all their animosity and bad blood is what makes it so INTERESTING to wonder how they COULD work. it’s the spice that makes for good fanfic!
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(frank reynolds always sunny gif) i get it…
#bomb rush cyberfunk#brc#brcf#brc felix#brc faux#felix brc#faux brc#teun vogelaar#this is ship art yes#they are altering my brain chemistry as we speak
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Brand's IG/ mariemur
#marie mur#fitness motivation#lingerie brand#leather lingerie#faux leather#slim body#beautiful women#fit body#body speaks#beautiful body#feminine#body goals#slim legs#small bootie
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i think i can understand the notion of people wanting to kiss fictional characters or whatever similar now bc all i can think of rn is to kiss the personification of Wonderful Nothing on the mouth sloppily
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no bc it's literally one of the songs where you just cannot play it in repeat or else it'll lose value bc how strong the emotion that's stored within that song alone. i can only listen to it when im running through the entire HTBAHB album
the same can also be said for It's All So Incredibly Loud for me ahjskdgkas
I avoided Agnes for a while, I’ll admit. Didn’t think it was my musical style.
When I finally let it play, I got goosebumps. All over.
Because, oh my god.
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updated the blog's look and the pinned post. also just a reminder to follow @fauxvvounds unless youre fine with 893247283 shitposts and unrelated art since this is kind of a spam blog lol 😭 (honestly you're getting more less the same thing from following the main but you get to see cooler art i do tho)
also pls appreciate this stupid-looking car sona i doodled 😭😭😭
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not a big fan of deckle/untrimmed fore-edges in general but i especially hate when perfect bound books have faux deckle edges. bitch who are you trying to fool. NOBODY thinks this was printed on paper from a mould and deckle AND it makes it harder to flip through! trim that shit off!!
#the trashcan speaks#devil venerable also wants to exploit the memoir class for evil purposes#like okay often perfect bindings are done by folding the pages into signatures and then trimming the spine edge#so it does make sense that you'd end up with page creep#but fuck page creep all my homies hate page creep#trim! his! ass!#and again. its a perfect bind so i KNOW you have a guillotine#JUST TRIM THE FORE EDGE INSTEAD OF FAUX DECKLING IT
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