#faux speaks

[fauxvvounds]

ok naur bc i ordered my rivulet plush to be delivered to my mum's house and it's a little too complicated for them to call the boi "rivulet" so i tell them his name is "wet mouse"

and guess what happens next when it arrived

[rist-ix]

https://www.tumblr.com/rist-ix/749015401700229120 not you reblogging this when you ship bloom with the man who murdered her family 😭

Bloom's into ppl who slay! Hope this helps :3

[heraldofcrow]

My toxic trait is somehow getting on good terms with cocksure gamer-bros after proving I can argue the lore of a video game with them 💀

[gayemeralds]

silver: yes im from the future so of COURSE i know EVERYTHING obviously

silver: *didn’t know tails was dr miles prower, the genius whose time travel theories silver read one billion times over*

silver: *didn’t realize sonic was the same sonic who could turn super and personally fist fought a bunch of gods…. the same sonic he used to look up to*

silver: *no idea where angel island is*

silver: *no idea he can go super and still has very little understanding of chaos energy*

silver: *no fucking clue that shadow tried to end the world upon his release*

silver: im basically a kick ass historian, yes

[tetsuotools]

(frank reynolds always sunny gif) i get it…

[gender-trash]

not a big fan of deckle/untrimmed fore-edges in general but i especially hate when perfect bound books have faux deckle edges. bitch who are you trying to fool. NOBODY thinks this was printed on paper from a mould and deckle AND it makes it harder to flip through! trim that shit off!!

[ventiswampwater]

mother mothering on mother’s day 💐💖

[aleesabella]

Brand's IG/ mariemur

[fauxvvounds]

no yeah this song had me in a chokehold god help me

[traitorsinsalem]

i sound like the youngest boomer on earth whenever i say this but it really was a mistake for baby gays to learn about the term fruit. idk what it is about the internet that makes kids see a derogatory term for a marginalized group they’re part of, or even just adjacent to, which they’ve never been targeted with and decide it’s just their new Special Inside Joke Swear Word. some 16 y/o online calling a picture of a celebrity wearing a gaudy sweater fruity or faggy isn’t “reclamation” it’s just parroting homophobia and not funny in the slightest.

speaking among onesself or close friends is one thing but when it gets to the point (and it has) where people are calling real life people they barely (or don’t) know homophobic terms, it doesn’t matter if the person saying it is gay or not.

[thottybrucewayne]

J Cole apologizing to Kendrick for making a diss record but not even acknowledging the people calling him out for the transphobic bar is so...hm.

[bigfrozensix]

Snow White, Cinderella and Aurora might not be my personal fave Disney Princesses, but I still like them and will always defend them from faux feminists who think throwing “weak” women under the bus is progressive.

[reginrokkr]

From tomorrow until the following Monday I'll engage into the suffering of finals at long last. I'm nervous and I feel like I know nothing, but I'm aware that the nervousness is bigger than what the tests will be, so crossing my fingers that it'll be the same thing this time too—

[gayemeralds]

fang: under the fierce rule of the rotten eggman, i am here to execute you for crimes against the empire! the name of your slayer is-

silver: OH i know you. i think sonic’s talked about you before, you’re some sniper i think. i didn’t think he was serious about knowing an assassin

fang: so my legend surpasses me! if you know of me, then you should be terribly frightened, for i am a master assassin with a trigger finger faster than the speed of sound! the one and only-

silver: no wait let me guess i think i remember your name. nick? no. fawn? fancy? fannie?

silver: WAIT I REMEMBER

silver: fag the sniper? was that it?

fang:

[laf-outloud]

//I wonder if they think close female friends, like Laverne and Shirley, Cagney and Lacey, Lucy and Ethel, are lesbians, or if they just reserve their queer readings for close male friends.//

They think wlw relationships are icky so I doubt it. These straight slash shippers don't want to get off at the thought of two women doing it, it's not what turns them on (and that's why I have a hard time believing even the Hellers who claim to be wlw really are).

If a woman came on to them irl they'd run a mile.

I have never seen them celebrate any w/w relationship in fiction. It's all about the m/m relationships for the reasons you've said, which also goes to show that their claims of representation are bogus.

"If a woman came on to them irl they'd run a mile." LMAO that you think they could even run that far! They'd get 15 feet and have to take a breather.

[autistic-shaiapouf]

At the fabric store, preparing to bankrupt myself over the course of several months for gabriel ultrakill