#father gascoigne headcanons

[ligawolfcosplayandarts]

Father Gascoigne x Y/N fluff:

Even human form,he loves head and chin scritches. Even he is big spoon most of time,he loves to be vulnerable. He holds you around waist, have his face in your chest and will ask you to play with his silver hair.

He loves shoulder massages and also you trimming his beard. He is one trusting you with changing his eye bandages, patching up wounds after you both back from hunting.

Sharing bath is his favourite thing. He loves chest massages while you sit in his lap. He may has scarred body, but it's muscular. His body hair is soft, so is his skin. .

[domeniudulce]

Father Gascoigne is the most character ever. Like. Think about it. He's a blindfolded clergyman with a set of weaponry befitting of a fantasy RPG warrior, a cowboy, a lumberjack, and a vampire hunter. He's like 7ft tall. He's stupidly hot. He's got the warmest, deepest purr in his voice with a decently thick Irish accent. He's living in a dystopian iteration of late Victorian England. He's a werewolf, but not really. The church he's employed by gave him fucked up blood transfusions that made him said werewolf. He's brought back to humanity and subsequently, through tragedy, tortured, via the tune of a music box that sounds remarkably similar to the lullaby of an eldritch child. He's also a father in the non-occupational sense. He might have killed his wife. He has like 5 whole speaking lines in-game. You can co-op with him in the early game to kill a giant creature on a bridge. The second you actually meet him, he tries to kill your ass.

[secteel]

If Viola did follow in papa Henryk’s footsteps. Displaying the brooch like the baddie she is.

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Gascoine was an active part of the community in yharnam, contributing to local businesses, and being an overall good neighbor while not out on the hunt.

[warlockeye]

I hear the headcanon that Gascoigne accidentally killed his wife and I raise you my counter headcanon: It wasn't him who killed her, it was the Huntsmen you see him hacking to pieces in the cutscene before the fight.

Gascoigne was on the Hunt for a worryingly long time, Viola went out to look for him, and the first place for her to look was the Cathedral Ward (because Gascoigne is a priest, probably of Oedon Chapel, considering how his key is specifically for the gate that leads to it first). The reason she couldn't get into the Cathedral Ward was because she didn't have the key, because Gascoigne has it, resulting in her running into a dead end, possibly while already being chased by the Huntsmen. Had Gascoigne really been where she assumed him to be, she probably would have made it to the safety of the Chapel. But she didn't, and the Huntsmen killed her.

Wether Gascoigne walks in on them killing her or just puts two and two together when he sees her body and a group of Huntsmen in the dead end that the Tomb of Oedon turns into when the gate is locked, he immediately sees red and just slaughters the bunch of them, hacking away at their bodies long after they're dead. That's when he loses his mind and becomes one of them. A Huntsman who can't tell ally from foe, and sees only Beasts all over the shop.

And that's when the Hunter arrives on the scene.

[katyspersonal]

What do you think of Gascoigne and Viola?

Sorry for falling out on the cute ships headcanons asks, I am not used to receiving many;; But it is one of my favourite ships, actually! Not only because I am a huge sucker for ships that are actually established in canon, but also because they are just so... committed? Two children, in the middle of all this chaos?

🪓 Viola's dress is very similar to that of black Church saints/doctors, and I felt like it was an implication rather than devs being 'lazy', since not only there was an effort put into altering, but also Viola's model is unique so it is not like they reused a corpse. Whatever it is, but I think that both her and Gascoigne ditched the Healing Church - whereas still wearing the evidence of former affiliation to it. Gascoigne wears the holy shawl disrespectfully, like a shawl, and Viola cropped the dress for her convenience x) They are a sassy couple!

🎶 I like to think Viola copes with reality through raw hope, more often than not vocal about her plans about 'what we do when nights of the hunt are over' and 'where will the girls go when they grow up'. Sometimes it makes Gascoigne angry as he doesn't believe in future anymore and he has to hold back from snapping at her, other times it is the only thing that can cheer him up. He struggles to form bonds as 'everyone will become beast anyways' but Viola prefers to cherish these bonds while they last! Whatever he struggles with, if she can tone it down that's what matters. This attitude calms him often, he wishes he met more genuinely good and hopeful people like her back when he was a Father back in his home place! Inside he's troubled that in his eyes he cannot offer enough in return besides protecting her at all cost since she is not quite a hunter herself lol. As result, he constantly does nice things to her, gifts and more chores help than required and getting her whatever she as much as casually mentions, not realizing that the nicest thing he could do for her is to 'slack' on the hunt at least sometimes...

🪓 The name for the younger daughter is Dorothy, and the older Sally! Suggested by @val-of-the-north, I liked the names!

🎶 Viola kinda pouts at Gascoigne (and Henryk, who I believe is the 'grandpa' that Dorothy mentioned) for bringing his friends (the League) over, because thanks to Valtr Sally fucking wants to become a cop now -_-" Whereas Dorothy is scared of him. Viola and Valtr are having sass battle about his "bad influence" on the kids, and Gascoigne really loves seeing Viola passionate and strict like this. He thinks she is the most adorable when she is protective of her children, in big things or small.

🪓 The couple is always welcoming other people who got disillusioned about Healing Church and ready to give them advice and assistance (or even temporary shelter and social resources, depending on how much remaining Church people were pissed at the "traitor"). Henriett is one of such people, actually! I also have this awkward headcanon that both Gascoigne and Viola had the complicated period of finding her rather attractive and wrestling with themselves to not invite her in their.... ....activities uhhh. They had Guilt TM about simping for someone while being married, it is all that darn Catholic past, man. The crisis kinda subdued though and for now Henriett is just a good friend of the family! She is even a lot like an auntie for the daughters, too!

🎶 I am not downvoting the interpretation that Gascoigne killed Viola - it still has a powerful gut-punch about what that darn blood and hunt does! And it would work with importance of Viola forgetting the Music Box that tends to calm Gascoigne. But in my headcanons, Gascoigne did not do that. @heraldofcrow quite sold me on the version that murdering Viola was all part of Bloody Crow's twisted plan to drive Gascoigne, Henryk and Eileen mad (in this order)! But even if that is not included, I think it'd be huntsmen that attacked her. In either case, in my thing, Gascoigne broke because Viola was murdered, rather than murdering Viola because he broke. I am allowed one 'forgetting Music Box was just a gameplay thing and some things are so nice that blood and hunt can't ruin them' ticket!!!!

🪓 Gascoigne was actually very much distressed when his body started to show signs of beasthood. Body fur, eyes irises going white in color and vision worsening, nails becoming claws, ears sharpening... He even wanted to leave the family and go die somewhere far away, for their own safety. But Viola, knowing his habits very well, was able to identify something wrong and managed to pull the truth out of him.. She reassured him it was going to be fine, optimistic person that she is, was very loving and accepting about his metamorphoses after getting him to show her what changed, kissed him where body went 'beastly', all that. Her love and optimism actually did win him some time before going more insane.

🎶 The Music Box is actually a wedding gift from Henryk! Playing Mergo's Lullaby, it was his link to his mysterious heritage, and the reason he sought Byrgenwerth's help back then. Henryk liked Gascoigne, but never thought to confess him and Gascoigne already turned out to be in love with his adopted daughter, which of course ruined his chances and he just kept the secret between himself and Valtr. However, when Sally was born, Henryk was so happy that his broken heart got mended. They are still on very good terms, though!

🪓 Gascoigne and Viola really love doing things together, and moreover, to teach each other what they're good at! Like how Gascoigne could teach Viola to chop the wood and Viola could teach him to do knitting and embroidery. As a result, they share skills, just that one is a bit better at a skill than the other. Their daughters actually copied the dynamic of their parents here - having mostly different hobbies and vibes, they also teach one another! It is about a good example.

🎶 This dress Gascoigne did make for Viola by himself:

If it looks like it was created mostly from the curtains... well, it is because it WAS. Still, not bad for a guy who is supposedly only skilled at swinging his axe, is it? x)

🪓 They actually at times could spend hours simply chilling with each other, idly talking about good memories they shared or complimenting one another. In some days, Gascoigne will be aloof and irritable, too occupied with the thoughts of incoming night of the hunt, but even then he will be able to say a lot of nice things about how much he cares about the safety of her and the girls. They just do not get bored about ruminating on their relationship and how good their dynamics can be despite some conflicts. A type that would still have romantic dates even years into marriage in a happier setting. Again, because they just do not get 'bored'!

🎶 They both love books (Gascoigne even wrote some in his past, as a Father!), but at the same time enjoy different genres. What Gascoigne likes and wrote is more along Russian classic novels (Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, all that). You know, the Depressing Literature TM about society, war, politics, and singular people it effected. But what Viola likes is epic novels and often containing rather satirical, ruthless commentaries. However, in general Viola is about 'saying a lot with a few words' in a book, whereas Gascoigne adores the usage of full language's potential in detailed descriptions. They like discussing the books they like with one another, and sometimes their opinions on what makes a good book get so different that it becomes a passionate debate.

🪓 Viola is a type of a mom that would like her children to have hobbies and excell at something - music, art, sport, anything. And Gascoigne is a type of a dad that is concerned about his children, first of all, being street-smart and having practical skills in life. The daughters are growing up to be both resourceful and rich with interests! Lol don't you just LOVE the fact that the only way they could survive is if the Hunter doesn't even try to help? :')

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Thank you for the ask! I like this ship a whole bunch.

[katyahina]

Gascoigne's beast form stuff (ask reply)

@ anon I decided to respond in this blog instead of my personal/rambles one, hope this is ok!

(Model ripped by tokami-fuko on dA ( x ))

I think this is a fair suggestion that his transformation might go even further, especially considering the fact that he not only barely has any fur, but also his skin keeps its color! Beasthood has a consistent trend of making skin that unnatural grey color:

(LOVE that they bothered to give bestial hunter's normal form unnatural skin color too despite the fact that we can't see it in game! Sometimes their attention to detail is just.. something)

Amelia is probably the biggest pointer as we are clearly shown her human skin color on her hands in a cutscene.. In fact, arguably, Gascoigne is doing a bit better than average Huntsmen, or even better than the fellow Old Hunters (look at hostile Old Hunter mob and 'true' form of Bestial Hunter). He has been losing himself to the hunt and paranoia for a while now and finally lost it, but he doesn't have that much fur, his skin color didn't alter. (He also doesn't have horns unlike Cleric Beasts, Abhorrent Beasts and even Large Huntsmen, but these are not for all beasts so we don't have to count them!)

I think that Huntsmen are transforming gradually over time, consumed by blood and aggression, and their 'final' form is Scourge Beast type, when they become completely animalistic:

I think it is valid to believe that Gascoigne could transform even further, there are enough reasons to think so! He is still too humanoid, all things considered! I will just move onto my personal interpretation now!

The thing about Cleric Beast-leaning Gascoigne is a really great topic of discussion! He already was a 'Father' (as in, religious figure) in his homeland, so, a cleric! As for Yharnam life, not only he was with the Healing Church once and quit it, but also his transformation happens extremely abruptly, that we only saw with Amelia!

(Interviews: ( x ))

The thing about Cleric Beasts is that they're so horrible because they've been holding back for so long. I can imagine Gascoigne being the same, as someone struggling to hold back so much for his family. We just happen to meet him when he finally breaks, but the guy must have had a huge will power to last as much as he did. +Also, please correct me if this was debunked, but as someone who always uses hunter summons to examine their patterns I've noticed that Gascoigne is the only one who never even once uses Blood Vials? If this is intentional, it could be a further evidence of his self-restraint: avoiding consuming the blood being aware of its addicting properties!

But here is why personally I do not headcanon that Gascoigne could transform even further! Unlike average people that are turning gradually, with strongly self-restraining people whatever form they take when they finally break IS their inner beast, it its truest form! This IS already his "cleric beast" form.... And it is not all that big and scary or impressive, because HE didn't have as much evil to hold back as average clerics in Healing Church. One person's very worst won't be the same as another person's very worst, but I also think it psychologically "helped" him to waste some aggression in the hunt - something Laurence and Amelia didn't have!

He murdered and part of the dark urges would escape through it, but he did not hunt in the same unhinged way as Ludwig either, so he is not transforming into someone as big and scary as him. He is just helping people! Not to mention Viola helping him to calm down with the music box when he was forgetting himself in the hunt. Just the right balance between what impulses to restrain and what to unleash!

My personal headcanon is that he cut the ties with the Healing Church over its corruption and wish to self-isolate and abandon the hunt (with the exception of its own walls), leaving the citizens to fend for themselves and defaming Oedon Chapel to bury the "proper" hunt as a concept. He was a honest man with a sense of justice and could not stand resorting to safety and not doing anything to help... But he still had religious principles of self-restrain and patience internalized; if not Healing Church ones, then those of the Church in whatever country he came from! It is also why whereas I believe that Cheric Beast of the Bridge was a Healing Church hunter too, since he drops Sword Hunter badge, he certainly avoided the hunt except for maybe defending Amelia, and mostly participated indirectly as the commander. (Honorable mention: Henriett that did the same, because her clothes imitate Old Hunters' set and she is a summon against Healing Church bosses, but she has Church weapons).

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Thank you very much for an ask, it was interesting to think about and it helped me to shape my interpretation of the character better! He definitely has something in common with Cleric Beasts, but I just personally like to think that as a 'hold back and snap' kind of beast rather than 'gradually transforming' kind of beast, this IS his "worst"- Still very strong and fearsome, but far from how much evil the corrupt clerics held back! He is just a good boy!

[bacon-sandwich-of-dionysus]

Who was going to tell me that Father Gascgoine was voiced by MIKE FROM TRACY BEAKER?!?!?!!

HUH?!

WHAT?!?!

I had the most surreal dream last night that my Bloodborne character, called Walter (:3), tried to nurse Gascoigne back to health (somehow beating him lead to the man de-beastifying). And... uh... well, for some reason, Gascoigne had lost all memory of his wife and kids and only knew of Henryk.

So, my dear Walter, who was enjoying his bowl of baked beans and bread (please don't question my dream's headcanon that Yharnham has beans), just stares at him like "👁👄👁".

Ahem, anyways...

[akuma-tenshi]

Long-overdue intro post

No fancy formatting or anything, let's just fuckin' go. I'll update it later.

Hi!! I'm Casey. Or Akuma, either works (though i usually prefer Akuma if we're not close). I use they / them pronouns but am alright with.. pretty much any gendered terms. I'm neurodivergent but not a minor.

Pretty much the only fandom I post about nowadays is Identity V because of the absolute GRIP it's had on me for going on four years now, but End Roll also makes appearances every now and again w/ other fandoms.

DNI's are pretty standards. TERFs, SWERFs, proship, all that. The one hard line I draw with specific ships is Adamil; it's not personal, the ship just makes me viscerally uncomfortable and i don't want it anywhere near me.

As for characters I like: IDV — I have a lot. However, the biggest ones for me are Demi, Emily, Annie, Norton, Luchino, Frederick, Ganji, Emil, Lily, Matthias, Patricia, Ithaqua, Grace, and Joseph. I'm very fond of most of the cast with few exceptions, but these are just the ones I'm especially ill about. End Roll — Tabasa McNeil save me Tabasa McNeil,, the entire cast is great but Tabasa just Hits Different man Your Turn to Die — Sara, Reko, Kurumada (my friend's fault), Kai, and Anzu are all very special to me Genshin Impact — I've long since left the fandom and the game behind and have no desire to return, but there are a couple characters I hold very dear to my heart. Those ones are Gorou, Cyno, Collei, Freminet, Baizhu, Xinyan, and Bennett. Tighnari too but I'm slightly less insane about him. Bloodborne — Micolash, Maria, Father Gascoigne, and Eileen. I don't have much to say because I don't talk about them much, but rest assured I am incredibly mentally ill over them. Parties Are For Losers — The entire cast is very special to me but Sergei will always be my favourite. Dima, Olya, and Anya are all very close seconds. Other characters I really love that stand out from their fandoms are Quentin Smith (ANoES 2010 / Dead By Daylight), YOHIOloid & KAITO (Vocaloid), Solaria (SynthV), Jujube & Ama Ryllis (Mandrake Boys), Falken (Dislyte), and Kelthur Marwen & Desira (AFK Arena). These are all characters from fandoms / media I don't interact with much anymore, but they still live rent-free in my head.

Other things I like are cats, thunderstorms, Cake Bake Betty's music, and pastries. I have quite a few characters I headcanon as agender / non-binary and who I will always use they / them pronouns for, but I couldn't care less if you use their canon pronouns around me. I'm an aspiring author with way too many OC's, though I don't really do any OC posting here because my blog is mainly meant to be a fandom-centric space.

Sideblogs: @pmakuma — IDV match clips @true-pr00f — Fanfiction sideblog @sunsetandshadows — Side project I'm working on with @sunset-of-the-void centering around two of our OC's

You can also find me on Twitter at _akumatensh1_ and AO3 at True_Pr00f.

[halfagone]

Terrifying thought I just had:

So, you know how so much og the Phandom likes to envision Danny as a Baby Eldritch Horror? What if, in order to truly claim his birthright as Full Eldritch Entity, Danny has to complete his own Rite of Ascension?

Every Ancient had to go through it. They all stare at him grimly, as they tell him of their own journeys into what it means to truly BE the world around you, to discard mortal flesh and seep into the cracks between planes.

Some were simple.

They were the lucky ones.

Undergrowth stares into the distance as he remembers the time he spent as a murderous little flower, hell-bent on destruction (he had to play Flowey in Undertale :D)

Clockwork refuses to speak of his own journey, and won't tell Danny anything about what's in store for the Hero of Amity Park (I imagine he's somewhere around 19 in this). Just that he should keep in mind his lessons with Pandora, and that not all is as it seems.

As Danny prepares to take his own journey, he hopes his own is also straightforward and simple to pass.

Little does he know, the Beasts of Yharnam howl for his blood. If only he knew the fate that awaited him, deep I the embrace of beast hood and the Blood, and the Nightmare beyond.

(Aka, I suddenly had a need to put poor Danny through The Horrors. Except, instead of with the usual Vivisection and near second death, by throwing him into Bloodborne and make him have to do the secret baby slug ending. He'll be fine, don't worry :)

It'll make him stronger, change his form into something More. But the harrowing Journey will linger in his mind. The warnings of what happens when Eldritch Gods start thinking of Humanity as their playthings, rather than curious children of stardust and ephemeral light to be cared for and gently guided.

I also kinda want him to adopt Gascoigne's two daughters, as a sort of promise to the old man that, if he was the one to put him down, he'll step up and make sure his girls are safe and sound. Ellie laughs her ass off when she meets her two new sisters.)

I know nothing about Bloodbourne but you got me on the Eldritch Entity Danny, that headcanon/concept is just YEEEEESSSS

Although I can see Danny adopting a pair of siblings - welcome to the horrors of an embarrassing, terrifying Eldritch father, kids :D

[ligawolfcosplayandarts]

Bloodborne Headcanon : Beast Gascoigne loving belly scratches and scratches behind ears. Also loving to play Tug of war with his children while in beast form.

Also his children riding on his back when they're running late for school.

[pyro-madder]

companion post to fantomette22's of bloodborne but Beamsts (real), with the goal of Not making them all wolves though i still ended up with a majority of canids because it IS bb (and also a taxon i'm familiar enough with) !

pictures are from wikipedia unless linked otherwise like this (x)

Hunter : wolfdog (Canis lupus x familiaris) (x)

not much to say here but symbolism. :D obligatory reminder that a lot of people erronously call their dogs wolfdogs, and that getting an actual one as a pet is a bad idea. The IWC has a good page on the topic

Gehrman : grey wolf (Canis lupus)

if it's gonna be anyone, it might as well be him. imagine this old gray wolf with shaggy hair and ribs poking through the fur...

Maria : gyrfalcon (Falco rusticolus) (x)

largest falcon species, one that hunts far north and which i already headcanoned her to do falconry with. so after some deliberation i went with that instead of the small arctic fox, though it would have been fun to keep the canine motif of her apprenticeship under Gehrman. other candidates included the snowy owl and the ermine.

Alfred : pyrenean mountain dog (or patou for the intimate - Canis lupus familiaris)

look at this large, fluffy beast ! they're livestock guardians ; protecting sheep from wolves and stuff is symbolic enough for a religious man like Alfred, but these guys are the bane of unprepared hikers - there are short guides and stuff published by mountain offices on how to behave so that you don't shit yourself when they come growling at you. something something potentially turning on the Hunter for their mixed, IMPURE blood... :^)

Gascoigne : brown bear (Ursus arctos)

if not a wolf, this HAS to be the second choice, right ? Besides i'm pretty sure that in some old european folklore, bears are seen as the animals closest to man, so it fits The Narrative(tm). to human standards, they make terrible fathers though

Eileen : cape crow (Corvus capensis) (x)

I don't have hard-on headcanons for her ethnicity and followed the fandom trend, thus giving her an african species of crow. Cape crows aren't as omnivorous as carrion crows but I like the detail of their thinner bill for that extra Blade of Mercy flair.

Bloody Crow : hooded crow (Corvus cornix) (x)

believed a subspecies of the carrion crow until recently, their range of eastern AND northern europe felt fitting, plus the lighter feathers atop their black ones like BCC's white hair (helmet or not) atop his cloak.

Djura : black kite (Milvus migrans)

he HAD to be a raptor - a sentinel overlooking his territory and bringing sudden death from above, y'know ? Black kites are found in a wide portion of the old world, but are known specifically in Australia, alongside 2-3 other raptor species, to intentionally spread wildfires to bring out prey. Sounds familiar, right ?

also...

^ this is the Djura Stare. to me. it's that exact energy

Djura's ally & disciple : spotted hyena (Crocuta crocuta) & african painted dog (Lycaon pictus)

both carnivores with high social behavior, deemed equal to wolves' or even superior in the case of hyenas. the latter are also matriarchal, and my Blood Starved-Beast is female !

now ignore for one min that i headcanon djura's disciple and simon as twins despite having differing animals. if not that, jozef can be the painted dog. idk. vibes.

Simon : stone marten (Martes foina) (x)

on vibes alones i felt a mustelid would fit him (sleek and nimble, but still predators), and went for the stone marten because of the double meaning of their french name :

Yamamura : raccoon dog/tanuki (Nyctereutes viverrinus)

canids with strong presence in japanese culture, and i really like them. that's all. :p

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BONUS ROUNDS

Micolash : giant squid. tentacles. big cephalopod brain. big eyes. deep sea cryptid. enough said

Rom : if she wasn't already a spider, i'd make her a nudibranch. What kind of spider, though ? A salticid with their big eyes ? A wolf spider carrying her spiderlings around ?

Ludwig : i'm not familiar with domestic horse breeds, but i'd like to mention one i've known, thanks to having had at some point a coachman among my coworkers : the Boulonnais.

lorge.

draft horse, nicknamed "the white marble colossus" in french, originally worked to... transport fish from the coast to the city.............. now in my narrative Lud wasn't in Byrgenwerth and therefore blissfully uninvolved with the Hamlet, but imagine..............................................

[lazyroseart]

Imma about get angsty.

Btw I'll be using my headcanon names for Gascoigne's daughters which are Aoife (Older Sis) and Sorcha (Younger Sis)

Warning:Child(ren) Death

You know Father Gascoigne's daughters and how you can get both sisters killed right?

So imagine Father Gascoigne somehow survives the fight maybe regaining himself enough to try and get back to his children hoping they're at least safe but instead finds his older daughter Aoife dead on the ground outside of their family. Gascoigne then finds out his younger daughter Sorcha is also dead through the bloody hair ribbon that was on Aoife's body.

How he knew that it was Aoife there and that the ribbon was Sorcha was their scents.

Then the Hunter returns to home concern about the newly "orphaned" girl to see Father Gascoigne grieving the lost of his family.

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Gascoigne wasn't the only man attempting to court Viola. In fact, he had a few contenders. What won Viola over was how respectful and empathetic he is, despite a rough exterior. She felt he understood her on a level no one else would.

[old-hunter-henryk]

002 of Henryk!!!!!!

002 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: My favourite Bloodborne NPC ever I love him so much it's unreal. I want to talk with him over tea.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I think some of the stuff I've seen with him and Eileen or Gascoigne is cute but I don't actively ship either.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Gascoigne. I love the dynamic that item descriptions describe and it's a big cornerstone for a lot of the other HCs I have about both characters.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Not sure how many popular opinions there are for mine to contradict djhfkjgfdssk. I guess I see a lot of stuff where he's Viola's father but I HC them as unrelated but close friends through Gascoigne + eventually the 3 of them living together.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Dialogue ToT maybe even a mini-questline that ties into either the League or as a buildup to the Gascoigne bossfight.

my OTP: Don't have one. To me he is very happily a confirmed bachelor.

my cross over ship: See above.

a headcanon fact: Was a direct founder of the League alongside Valtr after the latter discovered the Impurity rune, and vouched for him to take on the role of leader (Valtr believed Henryk should due to his seniority), both because of Valtr being the one to discover the rune and because Henryk preferred to play a supporting role.

[reiterpallaschs]

what i’d feed bloodborne characters + their favorite foods (pt.1)

man cannot subsist off of blood alone. or they could if all they could eat was yharnamite food because i know that shit is rancid! but anyways here we go 

plain doll: i would give her ANYTHING she wants. she could be like i want your heart on a spit medium rare and id be like yes maam whatever you’d like. but if you ask her, she’d probably be like i dont get it. why do you put things in your mouth that come out immediately after. 

gehrman: a glass of water. he looks like he could turn to dust in any moment. i honestly think he has forgotten what food tastes like, such is the nature of the dream. 

gilbert: again. anything he wants he’ll get. as an apology for me accidentally shooting his window </3. but i feel like he’d be the type to get homesick easily and probably wants have comfort food from his homeland, that he can’t easily make in yharnam. i think he’s a real bread enthusiast though. like he could obliterate a loaf of sourdough. probably would be able to hold an hour long conversation about the qualities of a good baguette. 

father gascoigne:  dog kibble. i’d give him dog kibble because he’s killed me like 12 times. conceptually, theoretically i love him but i actually hate him for thrashing my ass so hard. his favorite food is beef bourguignon, because it’s the meal that his daughters like the most, and coincidentally, one of the only things he can really cook. he also likes his wife’s sponge cake. 

old hunter henryk: a protein shake. i know hes pretty spry for probably a 150 year old man but you gotta have something to fuel your insane rampage. i feel like he’s a jerky enjoyer, and he fights gascoigne for the last piece of viola’s sponge cake. 

alfred the executioner: i’d bring him a nice meat pie but as i hand it to him, i’d purposely let it slip out of my hands and onto the floor. look him directly in the eye while i do it too. but he can’t stand spicy food. thinks seasoned food is too decadent and dulls one’s senses and eats barely salted boiled potatoes and grey beef and thoroughly enjoys it.

eileen the crow: a five course meal that comes with a date with ME. please. eileen call me. you know my number already. its attached to the brick i threw through your window. i feel like she’s the type to only really eat to fuel her body, and is pretty indifferent to what she does end up eating. 

cainhurst crow: a xanax. calm down, tryhard. i think he’d enjoy 1. the queen’s blood, 2. sweet meats or something equally pretentious. caviar. 

hunter djura: i would give him a monster energy because i know looking after 500+ beasts must be hard.  djura likes his food BURNED like charred steak type of beat. it’s bad for him sure but it tastes so so good. burns other people’s food because he assumes everyone likes their steak extremely well done. insists it tastes best that way. 

vicar amelia: i’d feed her one of those fancy fresh prepped dog food bowls that people make on tiktok. but previously, probably sweet things!  i think she would’ve had a sweet tooth, but held back because of her status. probably liked meringues. but now, her favorite food is people!